>Week One#23 Southern Cal v. #13 LSU (Las Vegas, NV)>Week Two#4 Texas v. #9 Michigan (Ann Arbor, MI)Colorado v. Nebraska (Lincoln, NE)South Florida v. Alabama (Tuscaloosa, AL)Arkansas v. #17 Oklahoma State (Stillwater, OK)Baylor v. #12 Utah (Salt Lake City, UT)/cfb/ pick 'em: https://fantasy.espn.com/games/college-football-pickem-2024/group?id=a55c8e21-61f9-42a5-ae49-cb87e3371c2cPassword:PAC12afterdarkprevious: >>144163862
Roll Tide
First for heckin doggo
For me it's the USC Trojans, the best college football team.
First for Michigan winning the B1G again
>>144164971You could say they're also SOFT.
>pooSC>LSpoowho will triumph
reffies giving usc a break, the fix is in
4th for both of these teams are ND’s bitches
unnecessary review
pooSC doesn't deserve to wear the B1G patch.
Just popping by to say I hate ESPN/Disney for ruining college football and will not be watching a minute of ESPN coverage this season
Say it with me everyone:Coach _______
>>144164971Sounds like someone's mom got BLACKED
B1G Champs
>>144164980The FLEET would bootyblast both of these teams
>>144164976>PAC 12
gee it would be a real shame if USC runs out of time on a go-ahead drive because they only have one timeout
I love 2d women more than 3d
For me its firing Neal Brown, the worst coach WVU has had since Frank Cignetti in 1975.
>>144164983I hate to agree. But at least this week, ND would indeed bootyblast both these teams.
what team will get fucked by the refs the hardest this year???
>B1G patch on PooSC jerseyjust fucking gross dude
>>144164992and here it comes
Ole Miss
How's the 2nd half been bros
The wife and I made some of those honey deuce cocktails that everyone is talking about, pretty good.
>>144164991based, niggerball is for goyim stooges and zogbots. Like this:
West coast teams are never ready to play week 1. SEC teams are almost always ready to play week 1. If these teams played again in November SC would win by 20, but LSU will win tonight
>>144165017boring
>>144164992Kelly
>>144165018post wife
>>144164971Neither are jews. The world's only two problems.
kelly makes this same face during the first game of every year lol
>>144165018> honey deucesweetened shit?
>>144165017moments of entertainment but largely disappointing.
>>144164992Brian Kelly is a fat bitch who can never win important games
Giving pooSC a B1G patch is like taking a bunch of dirty somalians and moving them to American cities and calling them "Americans" for no reason.
Goldy!
>>144164992George Floyd
For me it is the Auburn Tigers, the best college football team.
>>144165018anything vodka + lemonade is good in warm weather
120 second warning let's go!
>>144164980At this moment, LSPoo.
>>144165018Impressive, let's see your wife's tits
>>144165018youre a dickless/ball-less faggot that is going to get divorce raped
>>144165028Arab fingers typed this.
>>144165040>sees logo on a jersey>immediately thinks of minorities
>commercial break every time there’s two minutes left in a halfYeah, I’m thinking fuck this sport.
>>144165032not le hecking sugarino!
>>144165037uncalled for!!
>>144165046Would plap
>>144164959I have next bread already baked
>>144165044SEXO
>>144165063>>144165061>>144165025Fuck off
Wait... There was a DirectTV ad but you can't watch this game if you have DirectTV? kek
which head coach is most likely to pay for tranny hookers?
>>144164983>ND rigs themselves a cupcake schedule>biased NCAA gives them a lofty playoff spot>gets literally raped in the playoff
Lol yall are going to go to prison
Group sex is amazing with the right people.
>>144165020ur gay
>>144165063
>>144165065>arab fingers typed this
>>144165080Whatever, gaywad
>Fuck off
>>144165077
>>144164976How's that tiger dick taste?
>>144165082Why would they need to sell you on directv if you already have it? Retard
Those boys in california, they dont know real ball like we do down here in the south. They dont know what its like to practice in a 100+ degree heat and humidity, with the sweat dripping off their big, strong, beautiful black bodies…their sweaty bodies pressing against each other as they battle on the line… they way they manhandle each other to take em down. Yeah… that right there is the good stuff, makes me a little turned on just thinkin about the thought
>>144165018soft hands
bad
>attendance record for a game that the stadium wasn't even designed forLmao
>>144165088>oh no, consequences for posting hateful, violent shit for years!good. hope they all go to prison
lmao what a fucking shitty qb
>>144165088Yeah, I'm sure those extradition requests will be approved. Fuck that limey faggot.
>>144165113>word on the internet>violent
>>144165105Lincoln Riley is from Muleshoe, Texas though.
that was truly a throw of all time
>>144165044TUMMAH
bruuuuh
>>144165069>last year make rule changes to make games take on average 8 minutes shorter>immediately contradict it the next season by adding in 2 forced commercial breaksWhy not just go back to the old rules
greatest throw i've ever seen of all time
reffie btfo the cameraman lol
Refs stepping in
LSUchads how we feeling?
oh the missed field goals
>lsu
>>144165069Amen brother. It's fuckin un-watchable the last couple seasons with 3:45 games
>>144165113weak b8 m8
>>144165108I'm was an elite D1 wrestler and I can kickbox. I'd heem you pussy.
>>144165128because these rules mean more money and less footballand you will not stop watching
Please no OT I want to do something else
>>144165091Fat people?
>LSU loses on a field goalPredicting it now..
it's good
DOINK
YOU CAN'T MAKE THIS SHIT UP
>>144165148wrong
>OTmore football to watch over lunch, crisp
>>144165018All these idiots in here can not appreciate a tasty cocktail. Looks good anon.
Tied uts going to get wild he re
>>144165091Fat bitches give the best head
the usc kicker hits a 60 yarder, redeems himself, and gets an invite to the pussy room (normally off limits to kickers)
brian kelly looks like such a miserable bastard
>>144165163Thank bro, cheers.
LSU mid experience.Not dogshit. Not great.Just… eh?
whatever happens i just want to say its been fun shitposting with you bros.
>>144165159The fg kicking minigame is about to start
>>144165068>sees a posts about blacks>has to INSTANTLY start defending them
i have reviewed the script. this is going to OT
>>144165148they'll win by in OT after forcing a turnover
>>144165142you are drinking a faggot drink…you didnt do and wouldnt do shit. Just another low self esteem beta trying to act tough on the internet
>USC and LSU in a defensive battle
>>144165147Yes, fat couples having group sex.
>>144165176Hell yeah bro, it's been a fun week 1 here
Nussmeier is LSU’s Bo Pix. Overrated trash and will likely have to run to Oregon or another trash team to stat pad.
Oregon top 3? I don't know that Idaho St game was below their standard by a lot.
HOLY SHIT PICK SIX>POOSC
I am not going to keep watching if this goes into overtime, these teams suck so badly.
if lsjew blows this because they were pussies they should leave that fat yabkee cuck in vegas
NAGATORO ANON IM SORRY FOR BEING MEAN TO YOU IN PASS THREADS. FORGIVE ME.
>>144165171Looks can often be deceiving.This is not one of those cases.
Moss INT incoming but LSU allows OT on a >college kickers moment
>>144165128Shorter games was never the goal
you WILL watch more commercials
O60 bros we are still alive
>>144165179Haha thanks anime girl
Time to get that turnover
>>144165184a poo battle one might say
>>144165088About as effective as when I call for a nuclear holocaust of India.
>>144165143i've been streaming as much as possible the last couple seasons. will not watch ESPN/FS1, simple as
COME ON GIVE ME SOME OGREDIMES
>>144165192where did she find my bat?
>>144165189Oregon cant stat pad anymore after their meme conference collapsed
>>144165190The rankings havent been reseeded yet. Notice how fsu is still 10
>>144165185Good for them
>>144165194
>LSU are the bayou bengals >bengals comes from the region in IndiaLSU Sirs
>>144165222Its happening
Holly shit guys hustle
>>144165201I don't want to sound racist, but college football games are too long. NFL games are too long too, but college games are worse
>>144165224How about I beat the shit out of you in person?
boy this drive sure would be easier with 3 timeouts, I wonder where the other 2 went
>>144165142With those soft hands? No
>yes yes, well done LSU, well done...
>>144165230they joined the B1G and immediately struggled at home to beat idahofucking IDAHO
>LEU giving up on defense Why?
KEK WHAT A BITCH
SC will win.
Tick tick tick tick
>>144165239Based and sir pilled
Damn this a clean ass 2min drill
Overbros OT is imminent, NEVER GIVE UP HOPE
Going to come down to a kick
>>144165249How about you shut your bitch mouth before I actually start to get serious.
Them burned timeouts looking costly right now
>>144165224>>144165249hey, break it up yo-ACK!!!
LSU CHOKING
>>144165255Brian Kelly doesn’t believe in building a defense. Les Miles would be up by 3 touchdowns by now
uuuuuh, could USC be actual B1G contenders this year?
>>144165249Post address
>>144165259I forgot how hot she was
BIG TIME GAME OF THE WEEK: LSU-USCSICKO GAME OF THE WEEK: STANFORD-TCU
Gee, I just wonder if (((they))) will let this go to OT so they can show MORE commercials...hmm...
LSU is about the same level as Auburn / Kentucky. Probably will make a bowl
>>144165284Nice try desu
Kelly was going to promote Asian-American genocide if that was defensive delay of game again
>>144165163there's nothing worse than tryhard losers who drink liquor neat and pretend it's delicious. It all tastes like gasoline and/or wood
U S CSC
>>144165272I bet your wife controls every aspect of your pathetic life and has you on a very tight leash
Targeting is an absolute fucking cancer on this sport
LSU NUCLEAR MELTDOWN INITIATED
>>144165284>>144165286I live at 6969 Los Padres Street, Los Angeles, CA.
WHAT A CATCH HOLY SHIT
LMAO LSU CHOKED IT
>targettingahahahahaha retard!
WHAT A FUCKING CATCH
>>144165268Underdawgs we won
IT'S OVER!
failed HEEM attempt
O m g this is amazing
DAYUM
HUDSON IS CHEAT He has catch of the year 1 and 2 in the same game, goddamn.
>>144165228Here's mine
POSSIBLE TARGETING
kino
>>144165296Why are "minorities" the only ones that have to include their heritage in front of "American"?
>the absolute state of lspoo
Hahahahahahahaha>LSPOOOOO
>SC skill position players looking impressiveJust like old times.
>>144165304I bet you've never ever held a woman's hand other than your fay whore mother's.
>>144165296it's back on the table lol
yeah, im going to bed
lmao LSU
>>144165282Beating LSU is not a huge accomplishment desu.
>80 flagsWow USC really is big 10 now. Game is gonna last another 7 minutes just for reffies
>>144165307you see upset, want to talk about it anon? Just the two of us, this is a safe space
>targetingfuck that shit
Absolute dogshit tackle from
Run for cover, wives of Louisiana
>>144165336But they were ranked 13
>>144165301Yep I know plenty of 30 year old boomers who base their personality on cigars, neat bourbon/whiskey, and smoking meat. I've tried plenty of liquor straight up and I will take the "fruity women drinks" every single time.
Nasty hit desu, pretty stupid
Shhhhh ching chang about to speak
EEC
That wasn't a good catch. With these modern glove you have to try to drop the ball. WR's should have to play without gloves.
>mike norvell>billy napier>brian kellyfor whom is it more joever
>>144165347>Run for cover, wives of LouisianaCorrection: Run for cover, wives of SEC.
who is this hudson nigga and how soon can he play for my eagles?
trannies are literally being forced in every facet of media in this country
>>144165343L2 tackle
Imagine whining about CTE when you sign up for this shit. Targeting should be encouraged.
>>144165190Oregon is going to hang 70 on Boise next week
riced
>>144165362based
#10 has to go through a bunch of rigerous testing for muhhhhhhhhhhhhh concussion now that he was hit in the head, right?
>>144165359Napier could not be more dead in the water
>>144165359Napier might not make it through the season
More like Brian Smelly
so do you have to just let them catch it?
>>144165359Add Dan Lanning to that list.
UUUUUUUUHHHHH SECsisters, this was suppose to be TOO EASY. Rilel was suppose to be EXPOSED
>>144165349For no good reason. These teams are both somewhere in the 6-6 to 8-5 range. Not touching the playoff
remember when that tackle was just football and not a fucking penalty. fuck this shit.
>>144165230The Pac-12 was unironically, unquestionably better than the B1G almost every year for the entirety of the Pac-12's existence
I was a WR and I'm calling BS if that is targeting. It's not like he was laying out to make the catch, that is a bang bang play.
>>144165388B1G chads cant stop winning
he didn't hit him hard enough to dislodge da ball
EJECTED HA HA HA LSPOO
>>144165383YeeshNailed that cocksucka
>>144165359Napier isn’t even going to make it to October
>>144165399LSU's defense is unironically a bunch of soft N-
me Chinese, can’t see shitme make your defenseman sit
>college
>EECfags melting down in the face of B1G SupremacyWe won the long game, bozos. It's our world now.
>>144165388OH BABY
>>144165390No and we dont remember leather helmets eitherGo to bed boomer
>>144165402Too easy.
LSU you stupid fucks
>>144165402pooSC is not in the B1G
Has Brian Kelly literally ever won a big game?
AHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHA FUCK LOUISIANA WE FUCKING OWN YOUR SHITHOLE STATE GET FUCKED BY ANOTHER HURRICANE
Brian Smelly disasterclass
too much time left
TOUCH DOWN POOCY
You can't CHOKE harder than that Brian Kelly. He's been choking for years, how does he still have a gag reflex, lmao?
maybe LSU will run it back for a TD
over
L S P O OSPOO
>>144165385>Brian Kelly sees ranked team>fucking diestale as old as time
>>144164959HEARD YOU NIGGAS WAS TALKIN SHIT
>Kelly just stands there pouring the entire driveHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
soft T I G G E R S
>>144165414Damn that sucks if you don't remember when football was fun.
>LSPOO
>actually letting them win the game with a last minute rush tdLel
Wow, is USC back?Or has the LSU empire just fully crumbled
Imagine only scoring 20 against Lincoln Riley after he was killed by that immigrant
>>144165284Four score and seven years ago our fathers brought forth on this continent, a new nation, conceived in Liberty, and dedicated to the proposition that all men are created equal.Now we are engaged in a great civil war, testing whether that nation, or any nation so conceived and so dedicated, can long endure. We are met on a great battle-field of that war. We have come to dedicate a portion of that field, as a final resting place for those who here gave their lives that that nation might live. It is altogether fitting and proper that we should do this.But, in a larger sense, we can not dedicate—we can not consecrate—we can not hallow—this ground. The brave men, living and dead, who struggled here, have consecrated it, far above our poor power to add or detract. The world will little note, nor long remember what we say here, but it can never forget what they did here. It is for us the living, rather, to be dedicated here to the unfinished work which they who fought here have thus far so nobly advanced. It is rather for us to be here dedicated to the great task remaining before us—that from these honored dead we take increased devotion to that cause for which they gave the last full measure of devotion—that we here highly resolve that these dead shall not have died in vain—that this nation, under God, shall have a new birth of freedom—and that government of the people, by the people, for the people, shall not perish from the earth.
NOT LIKE THIS
>>144165432And thrusting hips
TOO EASY
>nicknamed Woody because he loved Toy Story based
Its going to be another one of those years isn’t it LSUbros…
>>144164959USCHADS GET THE FUUUUUCK IN HERE
What part of Southern California are you brahs from?
>lspoo
>>144165420>OU in 2012>TLaw-less Clempus in 2020>Okay Bama team in 2022that is quite literally it.
SECSISTERS NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO WE LOST AGAIN TO BIG UNIONIST COCK
OHNONONONO LSU BROS?
It's just that easy for the Big 10+8.....
WOULDHAVENEVERHAPPENEDUNDERCOACHO
THE BIG 10 JUST MEANS MORE
Ahahaha they rugpulled their kicker
>>144165367How?
SO CAL BROSWE OUTCHEA
>RB is a transfer from an SEC schoolso that's why USC is so elitethey're an sec school in the west
>>144165412go back to your cuck spam
>>144165390>brain damage is… le good!
>>144165359Napier has less than 5 games left
Bunch of soft T I G E R S on this team
THE AUBURN TIGERS REMAIN THE BEST TIGERS IN THE SEC (No Missouri doesn't matter)
>2 mediocre SEC teams beaten by two predictable rush TDSYawn.
brian kelly is a sackless faggot and I hope his wife is cheating on him
Kneel to America's Conference
PICKED LOOOOL
>>144165472SEETHING SOUTHOID NICE "QB" YOU GOT THERE
AHAHAHAHAHA
>
He told us the outcome
BRING BACK COACH O
Putting the L in LSULS what now?
kwab
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA HOLY SHIT YOU FUCKING SUCK LSU
>>144164959>dump Grinch>instantly fucking elite Reminder that we haven’t even gotten our recruiting really rolling yet
>>144165474More like less than 2.
fitting
>>144165469>9000 products needed to showerYikes.
rofl what a shit qb
brian smelly has done it again
SOFT T I G E R S
PICKED.
>>144165484Unstoppable, truly
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Sussmeier
No lateral playInstead an interception!
They won it for him.
>>144165469AHHH SEXO
>IntLmao
top 15 for USC
CALIFORNIAGODS WINBAYOUFAGGOTS LOSE
That's what you get for stealing two of our recruits you coon asses
LSU will never win again under brian kellys fat fuckin retarded ass
FLYOVERTARDS BTFO HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
miss me?
>>144165474Five? He'll be lucky to make it to the the middle of September. If the Samford game isn't a blowout, he might not even make it past that
BASED OJ'S GHOST STABBED KELLY TO DEATH
ElSPoo
>5 straight season opener losses for lspookwab
>>144165526WEW LAD
>>144165473>muh heckin niggerinos!
RUH ROH!
IT JUST MEANS MORE
>>144165000
USC IS BACK WITH A REAL DEFENSE. THE SEC IS DONE. USC IS BACK TO PUT EVERYTHING BACK IN ITS PLACE. THE BIG TEN IS SO LUCKY TO HAVE US RIGHT NOW. WE GONNA HAVE THE SEC RUNNING FROM US AGAIN. YOU PUSSIES NEVER WANTED THE SMOKE WHEN PETE CARROLL WAS AROUND. NOW WE BACK NIGGA.
>>144165453USC grad currently posting from downtown LAWe back up nigga
that was an insane meltdown by lsu
moss looks like a 47 year old Hollywood character actor
>>144165530Why was he fired again? Fucking the presidents daughter what i heard
>>144165473It is. You don't think Muhammad Ali would do it all again?
>>144165351I don't do anything too fruity or fancy but I'm not drinking liquor neat. It's fucking gross. A few weeks ago I was at a bar and some wealthy drunk guy was buying everyone this expensive ass sipping tequila. Almost puked trying to down that shit that was $22/drink
>>144165541Glad y'all won, fuck LSU
USC definitely needs to work on their time management
>>144165553he propositioned a university official's pregnant wife
>>144165487>no denial
>Riley is af-afraid of the SEC!>USC will n-never play good d-defenseTime for you to start bandwagoning Michigan, seethies
>LSPoo in charge of winning season openers
>>144165453/sgv/ checking inlmaoing my ass off right now, good shit brojans
>>144165530Pls come to the B1G and preferably for Sharty. I want KINO.
Miss piggy
>>144165560Yeah celebrating our massive victories will be very time-consuming
>that RB interviewdefinitely an SEC blackamoor, that one
Happy for the USC anon who bullies flyovers and posts beach pics
>DONT GO AWAY I WANNA FUCK YOUWTF Holly?
murderer btfo. anyway usc has a dc worth his salt. are they top 10 by halloween?
>>144165514>>144165484>conference rootingyikes.....
This guy definitely can't read
>bayou bengals
>>144165466Just you watch bud. Just you watch.
>>144165553Fucking a combination of Sorority girls/moms Boosters wives/daughters, and the University president's wife iirc, lmao.
>>144165557I hate tequila. I will drink a nice whiskey neat but the good stuff.
>miller moss getting emotional interviewing in a win>brings his RB in and gasses him upAw shit he's a team culture guy. USC dangerous now
Oh nononono listen to this nigger's voice ahahhahaha
>>144165564I’ll check back in with you week 10. I hope you ESL spics make it to the CFP to face UGA
>>144165569She survived cancer you bastard
>>144165466because i said so
>>144165564>all the EEC hicks who convinced themselves with no evidence that Riley tried to “back out” of this gameHoly kek
I'm just shell shocked guys
>>144165578THE HOG NEEDS TO FEAST
>say "we" when talking to my dad about USC>he doesn't know I'm an Oregon fan
>its barely 8 and the games overtalk me out of bathing to go to a bar to buy 3 overpriced drinks before just leaving back to home after like an hour. i have too much energy now after this game.
Leave the kids alone Holly
>>144165576The forklift driver?
>Brian Kelley in charge of winning season openers
I'm genuinely concerned for the mental wellbeing of B1Gfags and SECfags when the new schools they looked down on for so long win 80% of conference games
I have an engineering degree from alabama you smarmy little fuck…im literally several deviations above your IQ
>They paid this purple fuck $100 million to continue to lose important gamesthanks for taking him off >our hands LSPoo LOOOOOOOOOOOOOL
>>144165615kek
I couldn't imagine being a bigger choker than Lincoln Riley. But Brian Kelly has done it.
S S S S_____SS S S SSS S S SE E E EEE E E EE E E EC C C CCCCC C C C
>>144165604He knows you’re gay, he always has
LSU fucking sucks all is right in the world. Roll Tide yall!
>>144165615>engineering degree>alabamaWhat's it like to have toilet paper for a diploma?
>>144165621Vandy won and that's all that matters.
>>144165604Did you go to school at USC?
>Want Michigan to lose next week because justice has been long delayed for those cheating faggots>Want Texas to lose next week because it might cause Southoid mass suicide to watch their precious EEC lose two major matchups in a row to the B1G how the fuck do I choose this?
>>144165605Nah that sounds fun go for it
That's it for this week? Now what am I supposed to do for cfb.
>>144165530yes
>watching all that offensesure would be nice to have some of that over here in college station
>>144165635Either way ridicule the loser on /cfb/, those kinds of games are always win wins
>>144165351>I've tried plenty of liquor straight up and I will take the "fruity women drinks" every single time.Ywnbaw
>>144165633No and neither did I, I didn't go to Oregon either. I just lived in Oregon long enough to become a fan.
>tfw LSU has a qb>Bama is stuck with MilroeFuck….
>>144165637Real football starts on Thursday
>>144165637tomorrow night BC plays Florida State. Given how easily FSU got pushed around last week, BC might have a chance
How much NIL money is that USC receiver going to get after this game?
My Trojies won.U mad?
TARGETING MY FUCKING ASS
>>144165635I want to Michigan to fucking die horribly so I'm rooting for hillbillies for once.
>Best team in small 10 barely edges one out against a mid CHAD E C team>this general loses it shity*nkoids are pathetic
>>144165637Boston College @ FSU tomorrow night
>>144164959Miller Moss is currently fucking your gfHis penis is inside her vagina right nowHow does that make you feel
>>144165637That's why they made a new college football video game to keep you occupied with
>>144165649>stuck with the Heisman winner 2024yeah, such a shame
>>144165637See tomorrow for BC Florida State
>>144165596>j-just wait until you play Georgia, LSU isn't even g-good!I'll remember that when LSU is getting shilled as an amazing quality win or an amazing quality loss after every conference game they play
>>144165654>Target my assYou'd like that wouldn't you anon
>>144165654hold still, Satania
>>144165615Enjoy poverty.
>>144165654>avatarfag Chokelahomo leaf still seething at Riley years laterThat was textbook targeting my retarded friend
>>144165652I don't even know who these players are since USC doesn't have their names on their jerseys
>>144165653>>144165654Uhh...
>>144165637jerk off to anime waifus
>>144165597And a black boyfriend
>>144165654I'll target your ass when Oklahoma comes to play Auburn this season.
>>144165682Damn I like these anime drawings
>>144165681/sp/ is a Satania board.4chan is a Satania website.
>>144165670FSU blew out LSU last year then got obliterated by Georgia. They're not even comparable
>>144165618You have a >black coach now. Not exactly an upgrade.
>>144165684
>>1441656212EC
>>144165691There's only one real Satanianon in /cfb/
>>144165692The FSU that played LSU and the FSU that played Georgia are also not comparable.
>>144165684desu that's prolly more dangerous than cancer
>>144165682It's easy when they look like that
>>144165694Don’t slander >my Korean coach
>>144165692Yeah I'd agree Georgia > LSU (and USC), but that's irrelevant unless they meet in the CFP. Otherwise you could just shit on every win in the sport with "Well who cares because it wasn't Georgia!"
>>144165647Kill yourself tourist
fsu is gonna bootyblast bc
>>144165694Kelly’s sideline chimpouts are more niggerish than Freeman ever was or will be
>>144165654do not get upset on LSU's behalfthey are losers
>>144165647Stick to proshit
>>144165692>muh GeorgiaSECfag are truly pathetic, imagine dick riding a team that beats your ass every year
>>144165730Very well said my friend
georgia and bama carry this shit conference so hard
Caleb Williams would have lost that game.
Reminder that there is nothing more cucked than>rooting for a conference
>>144165739>>144165722>t. riddled with student loan debtFeels good to just casually enjoy CFB :^)
LSU has to play Ole Miss and Bama this year. Losing to USC was their death sentence for the season.
>>144165705Dumb people really are still bringing up the FSU bowl game as if that's a meaningful data point? Or is it just sad desperation?
Kelly should tell his players to quit committing all those penalties
>>144165751I’m still not sold on Milroe. He does have decision-making issues
>>144165758True, but Southoids are all about watching the descendants of slaves fill their women’s wombs with the seed, so that cucked behavior is second nature to them
>LSU
>>144165774In Louisiana they call those "crimes"
>>144165774Tough to tell the players to have discipline and self-control when he has none himself
For me, it's the B1G.
>>144165741They were doing that with Alabama for the entire 2010s.
thread is now moving so slow that everyone will see that i like to shoot boogers out my nose
>>144165775i agree but he can score on every play with his insane arm and explosive running
>>144165776I lied, nothing is more cucked than having thoughts like this holy shit
>>144165774Kelly's a fraud
>>144165670i hope you slip and fall down your stairs and snap your fucking neck in half
It's hard to respect a fan of a cfb team if they did not attend that school
Friendly reminder that Brian Kelly has such poor impulse control he let a kid die in a scissor lift rather than forgo some practice footage.You think someone like that can discipline feral swamp negros?
>>144165776says the mexican spamming cuck porn when usc was losing
>>144165732I'm really not cheering for LSU I just fucking hate Lincoln Riley
>>144165670*sigh* somehow USC fruit returned
>>144165810Lol u boilin?
>>144165813Yeah I’m still gonna enjoy rooting for the team even though I didn’t attend it.
>>144165810Seethe
>>144165813CFB wouldn't even be televised if there weren't people who were fans of a school's team despite being too dumb or poor to ever go there. Are you a fucking retard?
>>144165810well i hope everyone had fun watching the game tonight
Shut the fuck up and post USC cheerleader panties already
>>144165761>student debtLOL not me
It’ll be hilarious if Michigan memes out a win next week, the Southoid tears will flow like the Morgantown rain
>>144165866Fuck that, Texas is NOT the south
>>144165875>Texas is NOT the southYes it is.
>>144165857>I attended college>noooo stop rooting for my college you didn't go there>*argues on anime website about it*
>>144165866they're doomed now that everyone else gets to openly pay players tooAt least they still have Nascar I guess
>>144165810ohhh he MAD mad
>>144165720I can shit on your win. It wasn't fucking Georgia. Go fuck yourself until you beat them.
>>144165875>geographically south>part of the Confederacy>plays in the EEC
>>144165882>At least they still have Nascar I guessAbout that...
>>144165889>it's scared
>>144165878Half those blue states aren't southern
>>144165889>they wasn’t even REAL EEC!
I always liked USC. Especially enjoyed the years Pete Carrol would wipe the floor with OSU a decade or two ago, as a general big 10 fan living in Ohio. USC single handedly brought OSU football into the modern era out of the panic of dropping both those games. Honestly feels really comfy having USC as members now. Welcome aboard bros I'll be rooting for you.
>>144165901I literally don't care about you. Beat Georgia or kill yourself
>>144165866Speaking of Morgantown, how demoralized were the WVU fans when Pedo State rhythmically slapped them to the showers? I was out for this weekend.
>>144165915You're so mad I feel bad for you
>>144165878>he thinks virginia oklahoma and texas are southern statesfucking kek
>>144165670Thanks for making BK fall on his fat face again and making the schedule not look like shit, but still fuck you and see you in November pussy
>>144165906hillbilly cope
>>144165687Not happening. Not even dog . gif could sway my mind
So who will LSU hire next season? My moneys on Dabo
>>144165900I hate redditors
>>144165934They crawl back on their knees and beg Ed to return.
>>144165923>the state with the Confederacy’s Capitol city isn’t the south NOVA doesn’t magically make Virginia not a southern state
>>144165889Lmaoo
>>144165931I can't wait to dance on Satania's grave. You have no idea how good the WR class is this year.
>>144165929Hillbillies aren't really southern either, but we let them come along because they're cool motherfuckers
>>144165900Litty
>>144165900Good post for when people try to tell us r/cfb has better discussion
>>144165900>bring saban to coach LSUI mean it is labor day weekend so these retards are probably high and drunk
After week 1 what is the best conference so far in college football?
>>144165920>demoralizedJust depends on how long they've been a fan of WVU. I figure the new fans are demoralized. The lifelong fans have been asking for 2 years why Neal Brown still has a job.
Honestly why the fuck are any of you fags watching until the playoffs? The only game where anyone wins anything of note is next year, why give a fuck until then?
>>144165943It's not 160 years agoVirginia stopped being southern a long time ago
>>144165963Football is fun to watch
>>144165963Tard detected
>>144165900IM NOT GONNA BE THE NEXT COACH OF THE LSU TIGERS SO STOP ASKING
>>144165582yep, top 10 by november. anons too retarded to talk football in depth.
>>144165962I feel bad for y'allThe unbalanced schedule has been brutal to WVU. I would be shocked if they made a bowl game
>>144165923>the capital of the Confederacy isn't southern because... because they just aren't ok
>>144165962Which one was voted most likely to let a guy nut inside on the first date?
You faggots owe me an apology. I've been saying all offseason that USC was going to win this one. LSU has exactly zero depth at DT and was all smoke & mirrors on offense last season
New bread>>144165985>>144165985>>144165985
>>144165900Lmao now THAT is desperation.
>>144165582I'll wait until the Michigan game to make and judgements about the PAC12 nomads.
>>144165963Wow I didn't realize the NCAA President lurked these threads
>>144165923We literally have confederate shit all over our capital and refused to take it down. Quit talking about my state.
>>144165956ACC has their best win raping a mid SEC teamSEC has their best win raping an upper echelon ACC teamB1G has their best win defeating a mid SEC team in a nail-biter For now, its SEC >ACC > B1GDon't think the XII played this weekend
>>144165984If you think being southern is about the confederacy, you are an absolute retard and there is no hope for you
>>144165943nova has crept into central va the peidmont and the tidewater. old battle lines don't count anymore.
>>144165923>>he thinks virginia oklahoma and texas are southern statesogey dumbass
