My RamiliaJa'Marr Chase's Week 1 status in question after not practicing againSeahawks sign former Vikings QB Jaren HallFree agent RB Leonard Fournette meeting with Colts MondayRico Dowdle the "favorite" to lead Cowboys in carriesEdwards-Helaire on NFI list, out at least 4 gamesPackers coach Matt LaFleur 'absolutely' confident in rookie kicker Brayden NarvesonChiefs' Perine expected to play in season opener vs. RavensDerrick Henry eager to take on Chiefs after watching Ravens' playoff exit lastRams are winning the superb owl you dumb putos!
Why do so many former Titans end up playing for the Ravens?
You are a homosexual preddit poster.
>>144181169I don't know.
>he thinks goof or manlove are "elite"
>>144181182Haha BOLT THE FUCK UP BROCHACHO!
>yfwdbwdso
>>144181146Let’s go ese!
Caleb Williams hasn't thrown a single Touchdown lol KWABOTY mogged by /ourguy/ Bo Nix
Remember when the raiders went 3-0 against three playoff teams after 3 years of rebuilding and then those emails just “leaked” and the team somehow made a wildcard appearance? I remember. Kind of suspicious those old “emails” just came out of nowhere at that time
>>144181207>*walkie bleep*>sir, it's all over... Da Bears... they fucking did it, sir. there's nothing left of this shit league.
You better start paying us now, otherwise the bears are going all the way
>>144181283Go all the way with this bussy
I am ready to meet my new stepson Caleb.
>>144181290Based chargers fan :3
We're going all the way this year fellow refchads
>>144181295
>>144181322That's just a mistake, that's something you'd expect a Lions or Bears qb to do
>>144181246Caleb Williams is going to get butt blasted by Big Jeff
>>144181338Jeff is such a whiteboy name.
>>144181194"I don't get nervous"
Can someone please posts some bears memes? I just really like the team and the memes becasues they are just simply the bears haha
>>144181364Give me a few minutes. I’m about to drop a bears in the toilet
>>144181364Sausage induced heart attack
The Jaguars are legit dangerous.>He didn't take a flyer on Brian Thomas Jr. in fantasy after he averaged like 30 yards a catch and caught all of his targets
>>144181364
>>144181360Tootie frootie ahhhh
>>144181336>mistakeThat was a choke. Crucial moment where they're very close to tying the game minimum. It's 1st down. Watson is running the direct opposite way that Love is rolling, and he launches a forced throw across his body into triple coverage on a route that was never open. ManLove has choke artist DNA.
5 more days
>144181414>he's cursing the entire season again on purpose magically showing up just before the season startsok its not funny anymore
>>144181414Until the Jaguars clobber the Dolphins
>pooa turndaballova
>>144181423You need to lay off the retard juice my guy.
>>144181423Wouldn't count on it. The Phins are September steamrollers, especially at home.
Are you ready?
>>144181451>Wouldn't count on it. The Phins are September steamrollers, especially at home.All of the Florida teams are, it's literally 100 degrees at kickoff every time they play
Ramilia we're one week away from being first place in the division.
>>144181423So this is the true power of the GayFC?
>>144181451No the NFL made sure that doesn't happen anymore. The Bills play at night vs the phins at home, the jags are used to florida temps.
>>144181364hate the bears because they genuinely might be the most obnoxiously retarded fanbase in football but the bear in the bears hoodie is cute af
>>144181414DJU of the NFL
>>144181364Smack the shit out these hoes
>>144181360Very mentally strong.
>>144181364search for rax grissman
>>144181495guy in purple rapes him btw
>#NinerEmpire4Kamala
>>144181169Why do so many former Vikings end up playing for the Seahawks?
>>144181526Kamala is an Eagles girl. Sorry white qb white rb poster chud
>>144181539That retard doesn’t represent all niner fans. Fuck that dipshit polfag.
>play madden 08LET THIS BATTLE COMMENCEONEMUSTDIE
>Fuck that dipshit polfag
I'll just leave this here, goodnight y'all :)
>>144181553a White Calvin Hill vs a black Vince Papale?
>Sorry, got some tables to wait on tomorrow morning so I'm gonna post this and go to bed...What did bahamasbitch mean by that?
>>144181565>hush as your one-year DC's defense just ruined our team's financial standing for the next 5 seasonskek
>>144181557
>>144181485Don't worry, all the bears fans are gonna jump ship in like 4 weeks when we're 0-4 and back to actually being bulls fans Or in my case Northern Illinois
>>144181575>Bullsbut they're mid af and rebuilding
>>144181565DANIEL FUCKING JONES NO REFUNDS
>>144181553it's so funny that the worst AI slop always comes from cowgoy postersjust a truly horrendous fanbase
>>144181597I'm the bills win guy btw
I just don't really like football you know?
Can someone post a funny football and/or pepe/apu image for me to use for my fantasy football team logo?
coach primate
>>144181642
>>144181586Yes but you're more likely to watch a basketball game where your team wins than you are watching a bears game where we win. And you don't have to wait a whole week only to watch the next loss
Which fanbases are going to be on suicide watch by the end of the month?
What's the most boring play in football?>kneeling it down 3 times to run out the clock
jesus why is everyone over hyping the fucking jets.
>>144181681No its running out the clock 100%
Will the Rams change their uniforms after this year? They're terrible.
>>144181666Buncos, Burs, Panthers, lelcons, jest, probably one of the LA organizations. Going to look a lot like last year.
>>144181146Bengals need to cut diva ChaseDude is NOT good enough to pull this shit
>>144181573The salary cap isn't real. The Saints, Eagles and Browns are all making a mockery of it and the NFL does nothing to them.
Nobody genuinely thinks the Broncos will be the worst team in the league, do they? They must be still be mad about bountygate or something
>>144181704give me the falcons as worst teamcousins goes through the motions on a bad team, gets hurt/benched, then penix plays and is dogshit bad
>>144181704The Broncucks are the worst team in the AFC West but not by a lot
>>144181575>Or in my case Northern Illinoishonestly, that's based as fuck
>>144181721>goes through the motionsI got accused of this once at work, they were right.
>>144181721I don't see the Falcons being in the bottom 12 at all. They have Cousins and if he hurts himself again then they have Penis. The Buccs will probably win that division but I don't think the Falcons will be Panthers tier bad.
>>144181704Worst in the division? Likely. Worst in the league? Absolutely not.
>>144181729I genuinely encourage doubt about this new Broncos team. Surprises are always fun.
>>144181721>Have an above average D>an above average O Line>elite HB>savvy veteran QB>is somehow the worst team
>>144181652Lol thanks, this is one of the things I had in mind.
>>144181666The Raiders' situation really doesn't look great at all
>>144181750retard
>the Tennessee Titans haven't had a 4,000 yard passer since Warren Moon in 1991
>>144181704>Nobody genuinely thinks the Broncos will be the worst team in the league, do theylook at this fucking depth charthttps://www.espn.com/nfl/team/depth/_/name/denthe OL and DL situations are basically one injury away from starting practice squad tier players. they simply don't have the depth to manage any kind of injuries, and that shit is an inevitability in the NFLthey have the same kind of grimness that I felt about the bears' depth chart in 2022.
>>144181769Theres like 10 worst teams and two worst teams in that division. Check yourself before you wreck yourself>>144181772Steve Mcnair was unironically better
>>144181769>"retard">no argumentThese single word (You)'s are the most low IQ thing about this entire site. Maybe you should look in a mirror, you might learn something about yourself
>>144181781faggot
>>144181785I see what you did there
>>144181781bitch
>>144181785>>144181812>>144181769Go Raiders btw
>>144181750>elite HBBased on what, the draft? Robinson hasn't proven anything
>>144181866Nice play
Are...are they covering their erections?
Should the boyz pay Dak?
>>144181913I can't believe that Mercedes Lewis is still playing. I know he mostly blocks but it's still absurd.
>>144181374Sigourney Weaver is a Bears fan?
>>144181933>sigourney weaver is 6'0throw her at WR
>>144181194Bagent should be the week one starter.
>>144181949The Bears should've built around Bagent by drafting MHJ first and someone else at #9. He has the same initials as Tom Brady and is white so that means he has great potential.
Well?
>>144181969true
>>144181990Megatron had the highest ceiling of any wideout I've seen play. Moss is a top 2 of all time and accomplished a lot during his time but there was something extra special about Calvin Johnson.
I think a lot of teams are figuring out this new era finally. We might actually get some competition again
>>144181695>Buncosspotted the redditor.
Bears will get only 3 or 4 wins this season, the fanbase breaks Caleb's feeble mind and he retires in four years after playing only 15 games in that timespan
>>144181990Imagine if Megatron had an actual QB throwing to him
>>144181146>Free agent RB Leonard Fournette meeting with Colts Mondaymy Jtay....
>>144181169Ravens were in market for top tier RB; if they had henry last season they mighta won.Idk why nobody looked at King Leonard seriously.
>>144182068Fuck dumb nigger GayTee for ruining my fantasy season last year.
>>144181408>>144181336>>144181322A good QB woulda pulled off a hero move to save the game. A great QB (Brady) wouldve dirted it & moved onto next down.
>played fantasy hockey many times but first time playing fantasy football>will pick a QB first, naturally>having hard time figuring out what to prioritize nextNaturally WRs come next but I'm having hard time deciding what role to start prioritizing next. I've checked and understood how points are calculated. Protips please
I’m not from Florida but every dolphins fan has always been an autistic manchild. Can someone explain that to me?
>>144182130you're on the internet too much
>>144182097There's a fantasy football general fyi, not being rude just saying. I don't personally do fantasy for instance and have no idea how it works
>>144181990Larry Fitzgerald
>>144181606All teams are equally bad at AI slop, as it's all slop
>>144181322almost every interception that Love threw at the end of games was to Watson. people keep saying he's their number one but the dude should be their number 3 or 4. Watson runs bad routes constantly and doesn't fight for balls
I have a glimmering, an intuition, a premonition, a prescient notion, that Bears fans are going to be even more insufferable than Lions fans this season
>>144181772TIL that "Air" McNair topped out at 3387 yards for a full season.>black qbsAre they really this much of a meme?
>>144182451Don't worry, your favorite QB will do all the suffering if they face the Bears defense (do worry, very much).
>>144182451I don't think the Bears are going to do as well as people think. Caleb Williams has bust written over over him(they/them)
>>144181990Neither won a super bowl so they're both shit
i almost find myself defending teams i hate on here because of how retarded anons are
why didn't anyone sign hunter renfrow? no way mcdaniels ruined him for good.
https://youtube.com/watch?v=LY1b2CzlELs>>144181990CJ could reach a few passes that Moss couldn't but Moss is better and would benefit more from today's YACish offenses than CJ would
Wions are the team of /nfl/ again in 2024?
>>144181913Before the pic was taken, Caleb probably put his pink lipstick on and gave them all blowies in the locker room.
>>144182603I don't understand it either. People say bcuz of the concussion, but Olave has had three concussions already and he seems fine. Maybe Renfrow just isn't that interested anymore since he has millions of dollars now.
>>144182909didn't you get the news?manlove and gayleb have been crowned kings of the north and top 5 qbs
>>144182977>here's your franchise savior broDo shitcago fags really??
i do not care about the NFC at all, because the AFC cucks the NFC, and it's basically lesser talent than the AFC. after learning about jerry jones and how much of an asshat scumbag he is, i am so glad the cowgoyim lose every year. cowgoyim supporters, how do you guys not hate jerry jones?
>>144183110Me personally? I'm something of an asshat scumbag enjoyer.
>>144183212and that is why everyone enjoys your svffering.
>>144183221You just can't handle chuds like me and Jerry
>>144182451I'll repeat myself. For about four weeks when they jump off the bandwagon when we go 0-4. That being said, if we beat the fudge packers, I am personally raining all hell down on /sp/ the likes of which hot pockets has never seen before.
Go Raiders
>>144183302
>>144183302>>144183386I just sent a box of HIV to the Raiders and the Broncos
V I N D I C A T E D INDICATED
>>144183448Is that the guy that said the Eagles will play in Brazil and nobody believed him?
>>144182909>damned us all to a chiefs 9ers repeat episodeNah fuck em
>>144183302Did not expect there to be Mexicans in South Africa.
>With the 12th GOATed pick in the 2024 Skibidi Draft, The Denver Markiplier's select..... Bo "Rizzler" Nix, Quarterback, Fanum Tax State
Cooper DeJean listed at nickelback
>With the 1st sus pick in the 2024 Skibidi Draft, the Freddy Fazbear's select....... Caleb Cringeworthy, Quarterback, Ohio
Why does every foreigner in these threads try to be reddit incarnate?
>With the 8th POGGERS pick in the 2024 Skibidi Draft, the Atlanta Shapiro's select...... AYYOOOOO*pretends to faint and gets back up*>HOL UP CUH*pretends to faint and gets back up*>Micro Penis Jr, Quarterback, University of "Who's Man Is This??"
>With the 2nd Gyatt pick in the 2024 Skibid Draft, the Washington Bezos Incorporated select..... Jayden "I'm Lovin it" McDaniels™, Quarterback, George Floyd Memorial
>>144184300the last pick is now called Mr. Ohio
power rankings coming real soon, get ready
>he does not have the luxury of having taylor swift's boyfriend's brother calling the protection>thinks he has the mental capactiy to do it himselfgod i cant wait for him to get exposed
trent williams got paid
>>144184355Broncos too lowBucs too lowChiefs too highDolphins too high
>>144182909Nah, the new hotness for /nfl/ will be the Bucs. Bakey will make you Quakey after a 4-0 start
>>144184437>Dolphins too highNo such thing
>>144184418>1st Team All SEC at Alabama 2016>National Champion 2017>1st Team All Big 12 at Oklahoma 2019>took Eagles to playoffs 2021>took Eagles to Superbowl 2022>took Eagles to playoffs 2023The proof is in the pudding. He's not perfect as a passer but overall QB rankings he absolutely deserves top 12 status at the very least. He's earned it
this isn't /cfb/
>>144184461I could see it. They have a hell of a roster top to bottom and a piss easy division. The only thing I doubt is their CBs. Goff had his way with them in the 'offs
>>144184486He's undoubtedly a good QB but he's too zesty for my liking.
I'm starting to think Bahamanon was right about this little bitch. Name a more anticlutch. glassbones, choke artist bitch than Bustin Sherbert. Pro tip: You can't
I've been trying to keep this quiet until I made my final bets but sadly to say, the Bears are going to win the division this year and possibly the Superb Owl.Caleb derangement syndrome is already in full effect because secretly fans of other teams know this too. He is arguably the most talented QB prospect in the history of the organization and with just his aura alone the Bears are moving like legit contending organization. The Bears were already on the path towards this with Fields but he got injured and derailed the season. Since then the WRs have been upgraded even further with Keenan Allen and Odunze. They literally have the best WR trio in the league and now a QB that thrives in the pocket. Thats not even to mention the addition of Swift who can permanently give him a safety valve with juice. When healthy the oline is actually very solid too and King Poles even added more legitimate depth to fill in should injuries occur again.The Bears are going to score points, that much is known, they put up points with an actual garbage Offense 2 years ago and took a huge step last year, but just couldn't overcome injuries. This becomes scary when you realize that their defense practically became elite overnight after trading for Sweat. He alone takes pressure off the rest of the Dline including Big Dex who is already pegged for major improvement at 3-tech based on early training camp reports. They still have objectively the best and deepest LB room in the league, but now you an add secondary to the mix now that JJ has reached elite status and the rest of the draft picks hit.The Lions were BTFO by the Bears in 7/8 quarters and Love is being praised for putting together one half of a good season, if you don't think the Bears are heavy favorites to win the division after the massive offseason improvements youre delusional. And with the NFC being so garbage the Conference should belong to us as well. YFWDBWDSO
Sneak's Official NFL Power Rankings 2024 - Week 1 Edition!1. Kansas City Chiefs 322. San Francisco 49ers 30.83. Baltimore Ravens 29.84. Detroit Lions 28.75. Houston Texans 27.56. Buffalo Bills 277. Philadelphia Eagles 268. Cincinnati Bengals 25.19. Green Bay Packers 2410. Miami Dolphins 23.411. Dallas Cowboys 22.212. Los Angeles Rams 20.413. Cleveland Browns 19.214. New York Jets 18.615. Tampa Bay Buccaneers 18.516. Jacksonville Jaguars 17.517. Indianapolis Colts 1518. Atlanta Falcons 14.319. Pittsburgh Steelers 13.520. Seattle Seahawks 12.821. Chicago Bears 12.422. Los Angeles Chargers 11.523. New Orleans Saints 11.424. Minnesota Vikings 9.525. Tennessee Titans 8.226. Arizona Cardinals 6.927. Washington Commanders 6.128. Las Vegas Raiders 5.129. New York Giants 4.330. New England Patriots 2.931. Denver Broncos 2.432. Carolina Panthers 1
NFC north fags are always the worst anonymous posters itt
>>144181146>Rams are winning the superb owl you dumb putos!
real true official power rankings factual1. my team2. not my team3. also not my team4. also not my team5. also not my team6. also not my team7. also not my team8. also not my team9. also not my team10. also not my team11. also not my team12. also not my team13. also not my team14. also not my team15. also not my team16. also not my team17. also not my team18. also not my team19. also not my team20. also not my team21. also not my team22. also not my team23. also not my team24. also not my team25. also not my team26. also not my team27. also not my team28. also not my team29. also not my team30. also not my team31. also not my team32. also not my team
>>144184629Broncos too lowBucs too lowChiefs too highDolphins too highAlso>13. Cleveland BrownsLiterally KWAB the team. Only made the playoffs cos of Joe Flacco
>>144184629The bears are too high. They should be down near 156th. They're about as competent as a sun belt conference team. Probably somewhere around the power ranking of mcneese state. (Wait, that might be division 2.) Uhhh Georgia southern?
>GMF made their playoff picks today
>mad at the bears My meme team is finally good enough to cause seethe. What a time to be alive gentleman.
>6. Buffalo BillsYou niggas kill me
1. Tony Richardson2. Baker Mayfield3. Joe Flacco4. Will Levis5. Drake Maye6. Josh Allen7. Joe Burrow8. Justin Fields9. Dak Prescott1o. Kyler Murray
>>144184827Nigga I'm a bears fan. We suck, we always have sucked, we always will suck.
what a coincidence
>>144181414That’s kino
Reminder to fill in the pick'em before thursday anonshttps://fantasy.espn.com/games/nfl-pigskin-pickem-2024/group?id=9b09a7fd-3304-3b93-abf2-1f8a96648a65Same group as previous yearspassword is Rosepink (cap sen)
Jamie lookin' gud again
Big Trent back in the bay baby
>>144184994Thanks anon. I just joined
Di'va Chase still holding out lol
>colts haven't won a season opener in over a decade>their first game is against the texansgive me one reason not to bet $2k on the texas
>>144185059anthony richardson is him
>>144185059What are the lines?Probably not even worth the risk if you moneyline bet
>>144185071ya, hurts HIMself
What are you all doing for kickoff this Thursday?
>>144185080texans are 2.5 point favorites. the game is played at indy
w..what are they announcing?
>>144184753Broncos are trash. Bucs are fine where they're at rn. They're not elite but they're still a solid team. Chiefs are the reigning champs and Dolphins are at least decent on paper.>>144184834let's be real after the top 4 or 5 every other team has some significant flaw that their strengths can't fully outweigh, at least the Bills have Allen
>>144185103Opening a massage parlor in the stadium
>>144185059Colts beat them last season when Richardson was playing. Everyone is really overhyping the Texans. They lost to the Panthers last season.
>>144184629>too highravenscowboysbrowns>too lowbengalsfalconsbears
>>144185085Might go to the game but still undecided on if I wanna spend 500 bucks to goBeen a good few years since I've been to a Chiefies game and the experience is wild
>>144184882Chicago Bear for life.
>>144185093>texans are 2.5 point favoritesThat's not what a betting line is, that's the spread and betting spreads is for retards
>>144185208Instead of gambling you could enjoy a cold diet dr pepper
Enjoy this bussy
>>144184870Which is why its funny that they make people seethe now. Gonna be a great year.
>>144185231Hot or cold
>>144185114That's your problem snook. Always looking at what teams have done instead of where they're going
>>144185224Won a shitload of money last season but this new faggot kickoff rule is making me skittish on betting this seasonEven when I do bet anymore it's like 20 bucks on one game every few weeks
>>144185103New stadium, probably
>>144185114This is a dumb post.
>>144185114>at least the Bills have AllenKek imagine if your teams flaws got exasperated by the QB making multiple pants on head retarded plays a game.
>>144185278where they're going and where they end up can be completely different places somtimes!
Football is gay as fuck bros
>>144185278Yes, what teams have done is reality, where teams are going is a fantasy, only one of those things is relevant.
>>144185288Ha ha ha pussy
>>144185307This is a dumb post.
>>144185334I agree your post is pretty dumb.
>LolphinsLolphins
>>144185307Holds your hand and leans my head against yours. Isn't it grand I ask as I put your finger tios on my throbbing cock
>>144185343You're dumber than bahamas. I hope you have enough braincells to understand that.
>>144185365nah thats you
>>144185370maybe on planet titan aka planet retard
>>144185301t. Low IQ>>144185324You probably said the same about the Wions in 21 trading for Goff and the Ravens extending Lamar in 23. If you can't tell where the league is going you'll always be kike media tier analysis betting on the reigning champs every year
>>144185343This is a dumb post.
Why are people so high on the chiefs? Mahomes sure but they had a bad regular season last year and they were in the weakest afc division. If their division doesn't suck the cheifs miss the playoffs.
I can't wait for retards on /nfl/ to be wrong about Bo Nix just like they were Joe Flacco and Jared Goff and Baker Mayfield and Lamar Jackson kek when will you all realise the Kiwi knows and you just lick ESPN asshole?
>>144185389>if they lost more games they would have won less gamesProfound.
We need to meet up naked in our NFL jerseys and start pleasuring each other's cocks. A very erotic circle jerk if you will
have you apologized to the rattler yet?
Whether you like it or not, he's the most fundamentally sound quarterback to come out of college in years. Shedeur is already pro ready to anyone that understands what they're looking at when evaluating NFL talent at QB.
>>144185412Not what im saying but okay
>black qbs
>>144185435Greg Cosell was a Bo Nix Chad so we rate his opinion
AFCW coaches:Big RedWashed up cheating faggot that was suspended an entire yearWashed up cheating faggot that already failed in NFL onceSome black guy
This is quite possibly our year
>>144185374>>144185407These two posts together are fucking poetry, thanks.
>>144181949>>144181969>fagent
>>144185544To lose in the wildcard? Yes
>>144185544WE DEM BOYS
>>144181693Just remove the line from the Rams horn and it's good. Navy and Gold weren't it.
>>144181693>>144185555Digits of truth on that one
>Navy and Gold weren't it.what are we talking about here. we're better than this
>>144185555Accurate even without the Quads.Just terrible meme era design. I don't understand this "lets put senseless gaps in design" shit that dominates the world the ultrarich project onto the polis.
>>144185555Clown costumesThe St Louis Rams unis were way better
>Eagles wear whites with their black helmets as easy home team points since that's what Corinthians Paulista wears>This forces the Packers to wear green, the color of their hated rival PalmeirasAre they too intelligent for the NFL?
>>144185605Thank God the St Louis eyesore is over. Next is commanders
>>144182603>>144182927he's not good for anything but the 6 yard slant to pick up a 3rd down
>>144185549Have faith>>144185550Based
>>144185596What ever happened to Breathe Right strips?Do they still even make 'em?
>>144185629the packers will wear all yellow
It’s Week 1 of the NFL season, a time for optimism. After all, every team is undefeated
>>144185731We already know what they're wearing.
>>144185730they make super advanced versions now
>Purdy's contract year>Wins the owl>Mid tier team offers him giant contract>Becomes shitter
>>144185740sure, if you want to believe them. all it takes is one laundry guy to forget something
>>144185758>Oops we accidentally brought two sets of uniforms with us!>Luckily for us we had these completely unannounced uniforms with us!
>>144185731>>144185740>>144185758Should have worn the throwbacks and then we could laugh about two green teams wearing zero green because of hue autism.
>>144185555I can't get on board with them. the return to the bone white and blue in 2016 and the throwback yellow and blue in 2018 was the best stuff. the new ones look washed out and cheap. the plastic lines around the numbers look like something out of an arena league.
>>144185706I have faith they will be good in the regular season and die in the playoffs
Agree to disagree I suppose
NFLNFL HomepagePRESEASON GAMESSHOPNews HomePodcastsInjuriesTransactionsNFL WritersSeriesPower RankingsPresented ByNFL Power Rankings: Who could spoil Chiefs' bid for three-peat? Can Jets, Bears live up to expectations?Published: Sep 03, 2024 at 09:35 AMEdholm_Eric_1400x1000Eric EdholmLead Draft WriterAre Ravens better equipped this season to eclipse Chiefs? | 'GMFB'For the first time in nearly two decades, an NFL team will have a chance to do what's never been done before: win three straight Super Bowls.The Chiefs will attempt to achieve what eight previous aspirants in the league's history -- the most recent being the 2005 Patriots -- failed to do, and they have most of their horses back to do so. With Patrick Mahomes, Travis Kelce, Andy Reid and arguably a top-10 defense, it's easy to love Kansas City's chances.
>>144185767it's unironically happened in the last 3 seasons
>>144185550Ha ha what an EPIC FAIL!!! I can't believe this actually happened!!
Are married quarterbacks statistically more successful than single quarterbacks?
/nfl/ server is reopen for the seasonhttps://discord.gg/2u6w2wfq
>>144185373Titan is a moon you dumbfuck
>>144185810NFL.com:#1 CheefsThere's no mystery to the formula: a generational QB in Patrick Mahomes and his sidekick, Travis Kelce, one of the greatest tight ends ever; a Hall of Fame-caliber coach in Andy Reid, flanked by the terrific Steve Spagnuolo; a defense that's strong on all three levels (even without dogged cover man L'Jarius Sneed).
>BuffalelBuffalel
>>144185809yeah, that's the good shit. nice shade of blue, not too deep. rich golden yellow. i'm not even a rams fan and I want it back; it's such a good visual
*throws tua defenda*
Bengies win it all over the boys in this years superb owl
>>144185898This seems like the most replaceable QB in the league
>>144185914True, Mac Jones would have taken the Dolphins to the Owl last year.
>>144185922If he went there first he may actually have. Patriots ruined him
what the fuck is his problem
>>144185922Mac Attack isn't getting paid 50 million a year to win zero playoff games
>Top 10 players in the upcoming NFL Kickoff 1.Patrick Mahomes (Chiefs)2.Lamar Jackson (Ravens) 3.Roquan Smith (Ravens)4.Kyle Hamilton (Ravens) 5.Chris Jones (Chiefs) 6.Derrick Henry (Ravens)7.Tyler Linderbaum (Ravens)8.Travis Kelce (Chiefs)9.Mark Andrews (Ravens)10.Joe Thuney (Chiefs) Using this information I can ascertain the probability of the Ravens winning to be decidedly in their favor. Thoughts?
>>144185969he deserves his money more than burrow does
>>144185969>Best WR in the league wants to get paid like it What an asshole!
Calamri
>>144185999>best WR in the leaguepeaked his rookie year
49ers experienced a frightening ordeal over the weekend: their first-round draft pick WR was shot in the chest during an alleged attempted robbery at San Francisco's Union Square on Saturday. 49ers places him of the reserve/non-football injury list, making him ineligible for the first four games this season
>>144185969Absolutely nothing. Burrow wanted top tier money so he wants it too
>>144185984>Not ranking the refs #1LMOA absolute amateur hour in here
>>144185984Kelce will show his age this season and probably retire after. Travis remembers getting constantly spanked by the Broncos before Mahomes and one more loss to them might just trigger too much ptsd
>>144186014I think he will talk about it this year but ultimately retire next season
>>144185984Reminder that the Lions could have drafted Hamilton at 12, but took a WR who recorded the same amount of receptions on the year as the QB throwing to him
>>144186006Saw a video of the dude walking himself to the ambulanceWhat kind of kwab gun was he shot with?
>>144186028snub nose .22
>>144185999>Beat WR in the leagueYea if you don't count Tyreek Hill, Justin Jefferson, Garrett Wilson, Mike Evans, Puka Nacua, DeAndre Hopkins and Davante Adams he's definitely top 5 kek
>>144186025reminder Mina Kimes said Hamilton should have been the #1 pick
>>144186041Hopkins is washed
>>144186028Probably a 9, it takes a lot more to kill a human than you think, outside of exactly the right location a 9mm hole isn't super dangerous, that's why cops magdump.
>>144185969insecure about jefferspin
>>144186012refgang boutta roll up and show em who runs this shit
>>144186036Everything thinks .22 is a meme pussy round but at close range it can clap someone just as easily as anything elseAsk Bobby Kennedy
>>144186097Clap this bussy
>>1441860669mm Federal HST rounds would fuck somebody up no matter where you hit them
>>144186036>snub noseYou mean a chopped down cheap .22 rifle. We call that a Ghetto Blaster.
>>144185629I'm a bit surprised the Eagles are still so highly thought of going into this season. I think every power ranking I've seen has them in or near the top 5 after ending last year 1-6.
NFL.com: "The NFC North is suddenly a bear"This year, NFCN plays whole NFCW (49ers) and AFCS (Texans)
>>144186139No, it was literally a snub nose revolver in .22
>>144185343Intelligent post
>>144186134No it wouldn't, 50-100% expansion is impressive, but even a 15-20mm hole through most parts of the body isn't immediately life threatening, you still have to hit heart, brain, major arteries, or spine to kill someone quickly. Gunshot wounds in the US are like 99% survivable if you enter the hospital breathing.
>>144186041>TyreekSure he is probably the best>JeffersonJust has worse wr around him. Roughly the same >Mike evansGreat wr but not better than chase rn>PukaHe will fall off>HopkinsHas fallen off >AdamsGreat end zone receiver but needs an elite qb to be elite(chase was still great with a backup qb)
My Steelers :(
>>144186242I acknowledge your pain.
you did have an authentic maryland seafood boil during labor day weekend, right /nfl/?
>>144186028What >>144186066 replied to you regarding caliber and shot placement is true. Ammunition type has just as much or an even greater impact. A fmj isn’t going to have the stopping power or exit wound a hollow point will. The X factor in this scenario is it was a world class athlete. People with great conditioning are harder to kill. More muscle mass, greater bone density, better o2 transfer because of the increased red blood cells and hemoglobin. A punctured lung can kill an obese person quickly, where a very fit person can carry themselves away from the situation to get treatment.
>>144181169Why do so many legends play their last season in AZ?
>>144186144That's bc the Vegas win totals all have Eagles with o/u of 10.5 wins, tying them with Lions as best team in NFC behind 49ers (11.5)Cowboys, Bears Falcons next st 9.5Over offseason the Eagles loaded up on top-tier talent and made home run coordinator hires of Kellen Moore (OC) and Vic Fangio (DC)Hurts reportedly has looked much sharper and more dialed in this preseasonUnfortunately Sirianni is still there, but they need someone for the fans to throw their drinks on
>>144186199Even if you hit somebody in the leg or arm with that round it would be dangerous as fuck. Unless they immediately knew to tourniquet the wound offIf it was a chest shot it would likely hit something dangerous and the bullet would have to be surgically removed
HOLY SHIT GET HYPED https://x.com/OmahaProd/status/1830968435603587522
>>144186397Are the Cardinals the least popular team in the league? They have to be, I've never seen Cardinals merchandise since I graduated highschool because my school's team were called the Cardinals
>>144186397Many legends go out to the desert to die
>>144186433Are you anywhere near arizona?
>>144186433it's either the chargers, titans, or jags
>>144186412They got Iron Man to do this?
>>144186412uh, is that justin timberlake on the bottom right?
>>144186322Most bland looking shit ive ever seen
>>144186451jags were featured in a critically acclaimed television show so it's not them
>>144186433Yeah what the other anon said, if you're in AZ you'll see cards merch all overThat being said we also have huge populations of GB fans, Steeler fans and Browns fans, fucking snowbirds
>>144186471michael buble
>>144186451Jags are the official team of London now
>>144186412>literally who>snoop dog>belichick>literally who >literally who >literally who i am not hyped
>>144186394Most pistol JHP rounds don't penetrate past 9" or so and that's if it doesn't hit bone which can cause even more damage from bone splintering
>>144186322I met friends at an all you can eat BBQ, then we walked it off with frisbee and cards.
>>144186433Not the least, but pretty far down there, the cards specialize in being dogshit but playing an upset game or two late in the season, or somehow managing to beat the low expectations and making to the playoffs only to lose in the wild cardStill been to a NFCC game more recently than the Cowboys kek
>>144186239>chase was still great with a backup qbgonna have to disagree with that. he averaged 64 yards a game which isn't bad but he only had a single TD in 6 games with browning.
STOP VIDEO TAPING NFL PLAYERS IN PUBLIC
>>144186505From right too leftThat comedian with downs syndromeIron manHawk tuah girlBelichickFat Connor McGregorSnoopConan Obrien(wrote the monorail song from the simpsons)
>Derrick Henry eager to take on Chiefs after watching Ravens' playoff exit lastthis makes me physically ill
>>144186412The Reddit Brothers
Dubs and the rams win another Superbowl
>>144186412Peyton and Eli are cringekino in a way. They're such cheesy jocks.
dubs and the boyz go 4-13
>>144186575Not wrong, kind of like how it's dangerous to for a bear or lion of you approach them. Just cause you see all these black guys on tv that doesn't mean it's a good idea to approach them.
>>144186144>Replaced both coordinators who were near-universally considered the primary reasons for the collapse with two well respected veterans>There's enough talent on the offensive side of the ball to brute force through struggles>Defense is young, but most expect a baseline of competence considering Fangio's reputation
>>144186603Don't cry because it's over, smile because it happened.
>>144186666>Fangio's reputationundeserved at this point
>>144186412>Alright, Bill, take it away with this musical number. >hfw
>>144186682Even if his disciples suck, he still runs it effectively enough to be competent
>>144186686So glad this bum is out of the NFL
>>144186686>tfw bill actually does the retarded thing you're asking him to do
This mfer been cooking up plays nonstop all offseason. Big Money Mike finna terrorize opposing defences.
>>144186882Looks like he's been cooking fried chicken all offseason with the grease his body excretes
>>144186882>dork Mike vs cool MikeIs he drinking again?
>>144186882I thought his mustache being disconnected from his goatee was a style he shaved in when having a groomed beard. It appears now that he can’t grow the connection to his chin.
>>144186927Lucky fuckShaving is such a pain in the dick
>>144186927that’s preposterous
The 2023 Lions were a few plays away from reaching a Super Bowl with a defense that started out somewhat promisingly last season but really slipped after the early-NovemberNaturally, a lot of excitement has been placed on how much difference a revamped secondary and a beefed-up front can do for this team.....Over the offseason, the Lions' biggest gains might be in the secondary and defensive front -- two areas where Detroit arguably had the most room for growth. Lions enter 2024 with best OL in the leagueEagles OL is #2In NFC, the next best OL is the Falcons, followed by the Bears and Cowboys Saints have the worst OL in the NFC but 49ers have a sub OL as well>a middling offensive line is a potential Achilles' heel for the 49ersWhile the 49ers' offensive line features a future Hall of Famer and arguably the best offensive lineman of the past few years in Trent Williams, those around him have so far failed to impress. The rest of the offensive line consists of either career journeymen, such as center Jake Brendel and right guard Jon Feliciano, or young offensive linemen who the 49ers hope can improve in 2024, such as Aaron Banks and Colton McKivitz.
>>144186412The 9gag Brothers
>>144186970>a rookie cb will save us!TOPKEK
>>144186970Shit like this makes me wonder why Goff still has fans defending him. You could put EJ Manuel behind that line TODAY and he's putting up 4500 yards. Imagine if they actually had a QB who could take advantage of a line like that.
Win or lose, the Broncos seem like they'll be a watchable team again. Their games have been miserable to watch for so long. Even when they beat the Bills it was just not fun to watch.
>>144186005Peaked when he was streaking open for the game winning SB TD while his QB was getting sacked
>>144186638they ran out of money to buy another one deutsche bro
>>144186882Remember your place trash
>>144186989Carlton Davis and Amik Robertson aren't rookies. What the fuck are you talking about?
>>144186041Only Hill has an argument. The rest are old or overrated.
aidan hutchinson is gay and overrated
is bill bellichik retiring?
>>144187011Robertson (who??) is your nickel corner, Arnold is a starter. Davis has always been mid. Loins will get torched through the air all year long AGAIN.
>>144187048good question
>>144187069he will coach the steelers next season my sources tell me
>>144187048He’s coaching our men’s lacrosse team in the 2028 Olympics
>>144187048He's too busy cooning in some guy's 20 year old daughter to do any coaching
>>144185528
>>144187048He will be taking over the Philadelphia Eagles after they start 0-4 and Sirianni gets shitcanned on the bye week.
quentin johnston is a massive bust
>>144181290>>144184728>>144185231>>144186122Die
>>144185528>still mad about bountygate You know that was actually the government interfering with the NFL to make people feel better after Katrina right?
>>144187068You seem to know a lot about them for someone acting so indifferent. I'm really sick of this false flag lions fan bullshit.
connor stallions
>>144187121I'm a Bear fan, and yes I like to investigate my food before I devour it.
>>144187132
>>144187132Uh huh. Moving on.
>dear God, I pray the Broncos are good again. I pray the Chiefs become literally whos again. I pray the Raiders and the Chargers also stay meh. In your name I pray, amen.
>>144187132my condolencens
>>144186596>Conan O'Brien nigga that's Roger Goodell
>>144187182>>144187189>it's afraid
>>144186412I have absolutely no idea who the chick is
>>144187264Is Conan even still a thing?Last I heard he hosts some shitty podcast nobody listens to
>>1441871863rd Commandment bakaChristians are right we do need that back in schools
Can't wait for MNF for Rogers to get BTFO by my 9ers like so many playoffs with the fudgePackers.
>>144187119>still mad about bountygateIs remembering something mean you're mad about it? He was suspended for an entire NFL season over it
>>144187378It was a coverup
>>144187314looks like that lsu gymnast to me
>>144187386The coverup was having that 90 year old fuck get permanently banned from the NFL over it as if all the coaches didn't know what was happening
i just realized the niners are losing against the jets
>>144186908Kek
>>144187376I have a feeling we will play bad this year. We had everything lined up to win the Owl last year. Only a few injuries, got lucky against the Lions and the Packers. I have a feeling our boy Brock isn't going to preform as good as last season or that we will have a bunch of injuries, hell, we just had a player get shot!
>>144187352From what I've heard he started vidya streaming during covid and realized he likes it a lot more than being on TV, so he just streams most of the time. Kinda based if you ask me.
>>144187186Christcucks would be alright if they were all more like Tebow.
>>144187376He has a chance to do the funniest thing of all time...
>>144187376I'm rooting for the Jest to take that one
>>144187425I have that sinking feeling as well. They should have won the Taylor Owl. If they don't get it this year, I feel it will only get worse the new few years. Jets do have a tough D so it will be a good MNF game. Not some Raiders Broncos bullshit.
>>144187471B2b achilles snap would be kino
>>144187425Even if the 9ers play bad, I still think they’ll win the division. They won’t dominate the conference like last year, and the Rams will be a game or two back, but I still expect them to be one of the best teams in the league. All of this goes out the window if Trent spent play or cmc gets injured. Then it’s truly over.
>>144187471Rodgers needs to run out with the flag again. Spit in fate's face
>>144187524cmc is already having calf problems. his body not gonna hold upno white boy can be this explosive
>>144187502boo this man.
The Carolina Panthers traded Caleb Williams to the Chicago Bears in exchange for Bryce Young
>>144187552Not cannon because jet is in Fallout 3 and NVProbably in 76% off and 4 but I never played those shit games
>>144187552I forgot Spencer Rattler was in Fallout
>>144187453Enormous hypocrites? Pretty much already got that
>>144187574The Carolina Panthers recieve:>Bryce YoungThe Chicago Bears receive:>DJ Moore>Darnell Wright>Tyrique Stevenson>Caleb Williams>2025 2nd rounder>2025 4th rounderIt's legitimately possible the Panthers gave up 3-5 pro bowlers for Bryce Young.
>>144187574And a 2nd in 2023 and an additional 2nd next year. They’re still paying for it. As a Packers fan, fuck you, Carolina. The Bears will reach an owl off of this bullshit.
>>144187574>>144187628Bryce is going to shock a lot of you haters this season. He was picked number 1 for a reason.
>>144187186Chiefs were winning the division with Smeth
>>144187643Did he put on some muscle yet or is he still a little skeleton of a man?
>>144187643He could be a top 5 QB and the Bears would still have won the trade.
>>144187628That had to have been a decision made by David Tepper. Surely no GM thinks 6 players are worth a single draft prospect.
>>144187547They should give him periodic veteran rest this season. They don’t play a lot of shit teams, but they should straight up rest him or give him limited snaps against teams like the Patriots.
>>144187453Bo Nix is ready to take Tebow's place as the Denver Bible thumper
>>144187688"Whatever you do, work at it with all your heart, as working for the Lord, not for human masters"
>>144187659Only if you’re guaranteeing/betting your job that you found the next Payton Manning or Drew Brees. If you can find a career starting 1st ballot hofer, then sure. Otherwise the other 99.9% of the time it’s lunacy. Anyone with eyes can see that Bryce isn’t that.
>>144187659the trade makes a lot more sense if they draft Stroud
>>144186394>A punctured lung can kill an obese person quicklyThey have lung catheters which are basically Pulp Fiction long needles to reinflate your lung Do you guys even know basic combat medical shit?
>>144187688That verse is about slaves. Which is weird. Also weird how it's never the verses about giving all your money away
>>144187688Bo nix prob can throw a ball unlike teabag
>>144187739Someone already implied that a hollow point to the arm would kill you before you can get to the hospital, no, they have zero fucking idea, that's why I stopped replying.
>>144187739>implying every obese person brings medical equipment with them in anticipation of being shot in the street.
>>144187710Why does God need people praising and worshipping him all the time? That's honestly really pathetic for Christcucks to follow someone that vain.
>>144181526Kamala "Faithfull to the Bay...I will lock you away" Harris
>>144187794Imagine working closely with mommy Kamala, I would not be able to stop jerking off. That's probably why Walz accepted the VP nod.
>>144187785Jesus refers to it as a master/slave relationship. Very uhh loving very uhh fatherly. From someone who spent hours to torture his son to death for what ithet people did.
>>144187822>Jesus refers to it as a master/slave relationship.I didn't know Jesus was a freak like that
>>144187838D/s relationships have more respect than that. Jesus even said the safe word on the cross, didn't matter.
>>144187785it’s a practice of gratitude
>>144187857Gratitude for what? Life sucks. God could at least materialize a bimbo giga slut gf for me but he's too much of a deadbeat.
>>144187857Unconditional gratitude isn't gratitude
You guys ever eat a plum before? Just had one for maybe the first time and it was fucking incredible, like candy, I should buy more random on sale fruits.Go bears btw
Chris Olave is one of the best receivers in the NFL but most will ever know because my Saints are wasting the fuck out of his career
>>144187885sorry to hear it>>144187887of course you have a choice
>>144187922Do the right thing. Trade him to Pittsburgh.
>his coach isn't as cool as Dansadhttps://x.com/BradGalli/status/1830991193410338868
>>144187940Sure, give us Jordan Fatanu and a 1st round pick.
>>144187948>and it is fantasticoh cool guess i don’t even have to watch it i already know it’s great!
>>144187962*Troy Fautanu
>>144187939But it's a requirement. They're like Terms of Service I didn't agree to.
>>144187948boneless wings aren't wings, they're chicken nuggets
>>144187986That's even better. Nuggies >>>>> Wings
>>144187574Silver spoon Jew thought he knew something about something kwab
>>144187962Ok. Fax sent, put him on the plane. Talked to Rodge. You can shred that old contract now.
We've had the Manningcast. When are we getting the Sneedcast?
>>144187764If you just let it bleed without any medical intervention you can easily bleed to death from being shot in the arm
>>144187948I'd rather not spend $100+ dollars on a meal
>>144187983i see it more as guidance/suggestion on how to live a better life. requirement for that? i think there are just facts about the human condition, and religion is a human institution built around acknowledging the tradition of what is successful in some areas. feelings of gratitude may be one of the necessities, idk
>>144187948>assholebee's
>>144187782Wife is a RN, we have almost as much shit as an ambulance in both our cars
>>144188026That's not what christians think but in the real world you're right. Leviticus just means law, for example. It's a mythology no different from the Greeks' and their stories and morals
>>144188056there’s diversity to what christians think actually
And they told me Kay Adams was sexy....
>went the entire off season without finding a job
>>144187679True. He has that calf strain since last season. I remember he sat on the final game of the regular season (well basically every one did) but that's when the calf strain was mentioned
>>144188052>4chan on a Tuesday
>>144188069>didn't take labor day week offget back in your cage wagie
>>144188062There is not a single fast food chain on this planet that's more carried by their sauce than Cane's
>>144188085I actually go on vacations so I have very little PTO left over towards the end of the year
What's the greatest NFL related joke ever told?
>>144188061There's a difference between being grateful and being grateful to god. Being grateful as a general practice is not what they mean or think.
>>144188064Same...but that's because I haven't started looking for one yet. Is it really that bad out there?
>>144187948>Shitty coach gets sponsorship from the world's shittiest restaurantHow apt. I'm sure the dollar margs will help their fans get through the season
>>144188112>i speak for 1.5 billion peopleok
>>144188085I don't work at all, I'm a retired arena football league player
>>144188101Disagree, their sauce isn't even great id rather have ranch. Now the fucking Texas toast? That shit is solid gold, and I recently learned you can swap the coleslaw for a second toast.
>>144188122Yes.
>>144188122It's in the user manual
Will Marvin Harrison break Puka's records from last year?
>>144188064>>144188117Be sure to insert instructions for the AI into your resume with white text.
>>144188135Yeah, the Texas Toast is great as well but the tenders are incredibly bland and the fries are usually disappointing.
>>144188155>Callof MurrayNo chance
>>144188155No. I'd be surprised if he had even 1000 yards. The hype around him is that he's guaranteed to be at least good, not that he's going to be some transcendent player. Malik Nabers and Brian Thomas Jr will be better.
>>144188148which every christian has injected into their bloodstream word for word, right
>Watch out Jordan she's coming for you.....>OH N-
>>144188194Why would you make this?
Franchise savior status?
>>144188256See>>144187628
>>144188262I'm still nervous that your team will beat mines on Sunday
>>144188278Beat this bussy
Some of you anons are alright. Don't post with your trip code tomorrow.
>>144187719A rookie year is not a good metricPeyton's rookie year sucked and Brees didn't hit his stride until he left the ChargersWill Bryce become a world beater? I dunno but one year isn't enough to write anyone off no matter what the moronic modern sports fan says
>Bro I've got a clear picture of who Bo Nix is bro he's not going to be a great QB bro/nfl/ doesn't realise ESPN faux """expert""" analysis can be deceiving
i have type-2 diabetes but i manage it well
>>144188193You don't have to follow the exact word of the user manual but there is a definitive way to turn the device on
>>144188278The defense got worse and the offense is still gonna be dookieThe Saints will win
>>144188301That's good at least
>>144188103Bretty much went everywhere I wanted to goI usually just do staycations nowadays
>>144188301well what. well except for the last six years?
>>144188325>>144188325>>144188325
>Bro I know what Bo Nix brings to the table bro he's so transparent bro/nfl/ still finna yapping on the bro? Stay sleep
holy early
NFL is the gayest league in the world
>>144188369And here's why that's a good thing
>>144188337based rams bro
>>144181576What? No fuck wytplp post shit eater?
Box nix supporters, tell me why he will be a good qb for fantasy
>>144185059 Because all of the hype surrounding the Texans and this stupid stat will mean everyone is betting 2k on the Toxins….easy money says the colts
