Florida State's next head coach edition
anime
>>144183275Coach Primate
and there it is
>>144183391he is ginger now? i thought he was blonde.
>>144183275more like COWARD edition
anybody else's autism triggered by them calling BC's win last night "against a top 10 team" despite that being bullshit at kickoff since fsu already lost and they didn't redo the polls after week 0
for some reason I have always hated FSU and I am enjoying this absolute meltdown
>yfw this season comes down to like seventeen 8-4 teams vying for spots 10-12 in the CFP this is going to be a shitshow isn't it
B O O M E RS O O N E R
Goldy!
>>144183731>spots 10-12wouldn't be surprised if everything beyond 7th or 8th seed is a total joke
>Boston College>263 rushing yards (5.1 ypc)>Florida State>21 rushing yards (1.3 ypc)They hated him because he told the truth
>>144183788I mean, if the new college vidya game is any indication, yeah it's going to be messy.
https://athlonsports.com/college-football/calls-mount-for-deion-sanders-to-replace-mike-norvell-florida-state-seminoles
>>144183886I add my voice for the lulz
Man, tough loss for the Noles at home to a good BC team. The great news is with the new 12 team playoff, there’s still plenty of opportunities to climb back into the bracket. Regroup and keep battlin!
When was the last time a top 10 ranked team lost to fodder two weeks in a row?
>>144183904What type of reddit ass post is this
Too funny
>>144183871That's put together with Pajeet coding. It also seems like after a few years most teams cluster together fairly close in terms of talent (OVR ratings), which is not how this sport works IRL. Here's how I think it will go with the at large bids:>B1G/SEC/ND>11-1 or better you're a lock, 10-2 you're probably in, 9-3 you have a shot>ACC/Big 12>11-1 or better you're a lock, 10-2 you have a shot>G5>lolThings like SOS, H2H results vs other contenders, who exactly you beat/lost to and injuries will determine which teams get the at large bids. Both teams in the B1G and SEC CCGs will be locks regardless of the outcome so that won't affect who gets in, but the ACC and Big 12 could have a bid thief situation in their CCGs if there is an upset. Say Miami goes 11-1 then loses the CCG to 9-3 Clempus. Miami gets an at large bid while Clempus, who had no shot for an at large bid, steals a conference champion bid.
>>144180243>>144180243>>144180243we’re in here
>>144184045>we’re in herethat thread was cursed the minute it was created by the anime porn faggot that created it.NO WAY
For me it is the Auburn Tigers, the best college football team.
Imagine if Coach Primate brings his monkeyshines to Tallahassee, the shit that would come out of it... that could set back race relations another 30 years by itself
>>144183665It's going to be a fun statistical anomaly as FSU has managed to collect three losses in a row all while ranked in the top ten.
>>144184063Based Tiger bot
>>144184045>thread by the faggot who spent all day spamming furry porn because his team is 0-3 in the last 3 No thanks!
>>144183391His face appears to be getting less ugly as he ages
>>144183707you hate them because they sold their soul for jimbo and a nattyyou hate them because they are amongst the most plastic fans in college football, the overwhelming majority consisting of sunburnt straw hat wearing boomers in oakleys who couldn't name anybody on the current roster except "uigalei he's Hawaiian or something"you hate them because those same fans think they're owed something by the team and college footballthey have no soul
Yeah, im thinking the semenholes are SHOOK cause THE U is BACK.
>>144184364>51,000 in a stadium of 81,000
>>144184479I think they have some kind of renovation going on. Just from the view in game it looked like a huge chunk of the stadium was closed off.
Alabama is screwed this weekend
Georgia Tech will beat Georgia this yearYou heard it here first
Just woke upWtf happened
>>144184681The ACC won a lawsuit Kek
Alright /cfb/ whose your new top 10 after week one?The only change I make to the standing rankings is replacing FSU's spot with Miami
Texas is going to stomp MichiganCheckem
>>144184742>Miami beat a shitter guys!>They're really back this time!every fucking year
>>144184660Rolling
>>144184804>[insert team] beats [insert team] guys!>[insert team] is really back this time!every fucking year
>>144184140>Vandy got rid of the GOAT black star logo for this shitty V logo
>>144184140Imagine Vandy making the playoffs
>>14418373112-4 auburn wins the natty
>>144184871There is something so soulless about every single team in modern day cfb…I cant quite figure out why
>>144184034> It also seems like after a few years most teams cluster together fairly close in terms of talent (OVR ratings)This is due to drafting, idk if CPU convinces players to stay. I had a 97 LG overall sophomore somehow go to the draft. Once they get over 90 overall they are up to be drafted and I have to convince them to stay which is an RNG roll
Reminder to fill in the NFL pick'em before thursday anonshttps://fantasy.espn.com/games/nfl-pigskin-pickem-2024/group?id=9b09a7fd-3304-3b93-abf2-1f8a96648a65Same group as previous yearspassword is Rosepink (cap sen).
>The 19-year-olds who attend my favorite university didn't score enough touchdowns today so I'm going to take it out on my loved ones!!!!
>>144183996It’s what Herbstreit tweeted after FSU’s loss vs Georgia Tech
>>144183904Did FSU really expect to go anywhere with DJ Ungabunga as QB?
>>144185169B A S E D > get that fleabag outta my football
>>144185171Jokes on you I didn’t even go to the school I support
So the Washington State and Oregon State deadline passed to agree to the MWC schedule for 2025. Which means they need to schedule as an independent for 2025 without any MWC teamsSo they are planning something, no one knows what. Some are suggesting they are still in Big 12 and ACC talks and especially waiting for what happens with Florida State. Some are saying The CW really likes having these two schools asa weekly cornerstone and are planning to have similar sharing games agreements with Big 12 and ACC. Might want to get out of the merger agreement with MWC so they can take only the best schools and make the definite top G5 conference while waiting
I have known nothing but pain since December 3rd of last year
>>144184364I hate them because they're from Florida
>>144185360MWC saw how bad ticket sales were for the games and decided they're better off with the old shitters they used to play instead of having to give more money to the Pac-2
>>144185360Who gets all the money in the PAC-12 bank account? I remember this being a thing, not sure if it’s been resolved yet.
How would you make the AAC a Power Conference? Hard Mode: It has to be feasible.Impossible mode: Army, Navy, and Temple have to stay
>>144185656Invest 5% of conference revenue into powerball tickets and when it hits redistribute the winnings to each team for NIL funds.
>>144185656You have to try to be in prime position for the inevitable ACC and potential Big XII collapses. snatch up the former PAC-12 teams, and try to nab Louisville, WVU, USF, Cincinnati, VT, UNC, NCST, and if you're lucky a Miami or Florida State (Who would honestly likely go to the SEC no matter what) while pushing out the impossible to be good teams like Rice, North Texas, and Tulsa. UTSA, ECU, Charlotte, UAB, and USF can stay if they commit to football. Also, obviously use this to get a big time TV deal so those schools will stay instead of using it as a short term jump into a Massive Big 10/SEC
>>144185656There are only two power conferences. No one besides these has a chance. All 6.5 bluebloods are in them.
I think Mike Norvell is a smart, far-sighted coach. He's more concerned with transforming his student athletes into mature young men. He knows his men are due a debilitating bootyblasting from ND later in the schedule, and is intentionally starting his shitty QB and telling his entire defense to not tackle so that his men are prepared for this otherwise life-changing event. Bravo, Coach!
>>144183768>tummy
>>144183886>webm>average r/cfb poster
>>144185360Shut the FUCK up about Washington state and Oregon state. Two little whiney bitch schools who don’t belong in a real conference. Let them drop down to FCS where they should be
Did any of you faggots play college football?
>>144185892That would be kino. Smaller schools need to give up on (((media dollars))) and embrace local tradition.t. Big Sky enthusiast
tick tock, Georgia Institute of Technology bumble bees
>>144185907Yes. I won the hesitancy on road to glory and came back for my senior season
>>144185892ThisNobody cares about these two shit meme schools
>the cringe Public Universities of Florida and Florida State are complete wrecks>the based Private University of Miami is peak eliteSuck it Moron Dumbsantis
>>144186034All these years and I never knew Miami was private
>>144186106
>>144184479doak is getting a huge renovation none of us asked for and everyone hatesmore club seats at the expense of season tickets that've been held for decades with ZERO recourse for the fans losing their seats
Who done told ya'WHO DONE TOLD YA', SON
>>144185892>Stop talking about what might alter conference schedules for the next yearNo I don’t think I will
>>144185892Extremely reddit take
>>144185907I played D2 suck my dick.
I was a kicker at UMHB the year before we won a natty (it got vacated)
>>144183390Based
>>144185604WOSU gets most of it but money from PAC12 bowl games will go to the team playing in the bowl instead of into the PAC12 pool that was used to payout that money to everyone in the conference. For the time being, seeding teams into PAC12 bowl tie-ins work as if no one left the conference. The playoff does treat those who left for other conferences as members of those new conferences. Think the departing teams are also getting some of the money the NCAA distributes over time for past basketball tournament appearances. In general WOSU is getting a windfall but it's not enough money that they can be stupid with wasting. They need to use it to either build up the remains of the conference into something self supporting or as a way to buy into another conference.
>>144186558Why are there so many kickers on this roster? Why do they all look disabled? Which one of these retards is you?
Alright so is PAC-2 dissolving and joining MTN west or ACC?
>>144186670Kek
>>144184063auburn sucks
>>144186707Doubt we'll know until the last minute. IIRC, the NCAA allows them two years to get the conference back up to the required minimum size. Their preference probably is to join the Big XII. Doubt the ACC wants them, even as convenience teams for Calford scheduling, and would only take them if the ACC itself was in danger of not having enough members. The Mountain West really is their last choice and the contract they signed makes it difficult, though not impossible, for them to get just the "best" teams while leaving the shitters behind.They're going to spend the next two years trying to find a way into the Big XII and only agree to the PAC02/MWC merger at the last minute if they are out of options.
>>144186749I LIKE DRIVIN IN MY TRUCK
>>144186811Fascinating, is there a chance any one wants to join the PAC?
>>144184804>he said nervously
>>144186868The what?You be best to suck Gonzaga's cock
Lmao Jim Rome has spent the last 15 minutes trashing FSU and it’s the funniest he’s been in decades
>>144186934The clones aren’t going to like this
>>144186886ur gay
So is KWABOTY DJ or is it still Tony?
>it's overWho is it the most true for?>LSU>FSU>UF>Clemson>A&M>etc.
>>144186418This but ironically
>>144183117Did you not see SMU against Nevada?
My Gators lost to the ACC champs in a game in which they were not favored.Was it ugly in the moment? Yes. Was the score differential higher than expected? Yes. Will Napier be fired? Hopefully. But these are all normal thing that happens to teams, and from which they can still come back and have optimistic, if not successful, season. I still have hope. Can the semenholes say the same?
When do the new rankings come out?
>>144187136If I had to bet on which team will finish better FSU has an easier schedule
>>144187136Hold on thereMiami will not be crowned champions until they prove they are for realEveryone was high on them last year until they forgot to kneel against Georgia Tech and look what happened
>>144186880My team isn't even lowly enough to have to play such a shitter as cryami
>>144187150Tomorrow I guess
>>144187083>FSU>>playoff hopes dead>>two division losses>>two nationally-televised lone-window embarrassments>>DJU is still the presumed starting QB>>all before week 2It's more over than you could possibly imagine.
>>144187083Has to be FSU. There QB is garbage and they cannot stop the run. A&M looked mostly competent. If Weigman can be competent instead of dog water then they win that game. LSU will be fine, they looked good just lost a close game. UF will fire Napier and get a dead cat bounce. Clampson will be fine, they played the best team in the country.
>>144187242>Clampson will be fine
>>144187271lmao do you not think UGA is the best team in the country?
>>144187271Clempus should run the table until the CCG, then it's a one-game schedule to make the playoff.
>>144187271Clemson doesn't play a team with a pulse until the ACCCG
>>144186868Most of the G5 would be happy to join the PAC02 as long as they were able to show the conference will have enough members. If you're WOSU, you want the best deal for yourself, which is getting into the Big XII. If that's not possible, you want to invite the best G5 teams you can get while being mindful of travel costs, as budgets are much tighter at this level. Most G5 conferences have exit fees plus whatever GOR is attached to their media deal so getting G5 teams to join will have a cost involved. For teams in the Mountain West, the cost is even greater due to provisions in the scheduling contract WOSU signed.
Assuming someone was going to play the fantasy team thing with the auction house on the cfb vidya, my question is if there's a hated team to use for uniforms and home field in order to mentally break the opposition if indulging in the online head to head aspects?
>>144187083FSU easily. They have two division losses to currently unranked teams before week 2.
>>144187391Smurf Turf
>>144187439I had a game on that yesterday it takes me about the kickoff to adjust to it and does nothing after, besides which the retards have the market locked down on it cheapest is 9k (1.5k reasonable). But yeah on the surface it's a good call
>>144187468The red field at EWU is worse but not in the game
>>144187499That's pure disgusting
>>144186934war jim more bashing on FSU
>>144187499at one point 3/9 cfl starting qb were from ewu
>>144187439>>144187499They should get my man PRIME some gold turf for his stadium...cuz that what he brang to Colorado...SOLID GOLD
>>144187439>>144187499>Why, yes, I am depressed. How did you know?
https://x.com/alexregannnn/status/1830967315653099643>A flight landed in Gainesville from Teterboro last night>A flight is scheduled from Gainesville to Oxford Mississippi later today at 2:40Floridabros....WE GON GET LANE KIFFIN!!!!
They may never win a game again
>coaches' poll comes out>FSU from 10 not even receiving votesKWABOTY
>>144187641Any team that has a tunnel emerging from the green is alright in my book
>>144187641I think their colors are supposed to be green and silver? problem form them is you can’t cover the field in shiny paint
it's week 1 and florida fans are already tracking planes. I wonder if they're gonna hide in the bushes at ocala regional again
What if the grass on a football field was green?
>>144187641That is a gray turf in a gray concrete stadium and yet it is still somehow less depressing looking than the Ohio State ode to brutalist Soviet architecture stadium
>>144187641this is pretty sovlful actually
>>144187150not sure about AP, coaches poll has dropped. FSU is out, Pooieville is in
coaches poll for week 2
>>144187724Their colors are green and white. The field is meant to look like asphalt. They're trying to embrace the rust belt aesthetic. They even nicknamed the stadium "The Factory".
>>144187758What the fuck. LSU and Clemson both didn’t deserve any votes
>>144187758show me the crackhead who put Texas 1
>>144187758Heh, Oregon dropped out of the top 5
>>144187758>Notre Dame gets the best win of the week>No change in ranking
>>144187788probably sark if he votes in itmichigan had a 1 vote last week lel and I can only assume it was their nig coach lel
>>144187769>not steel grey and rust orangethey should lean into it, fuck green
>>144187758I fucking hate Jawja hypealso anOSU has such a cake scheduleI did enjoy LSU tears
Notre dame will lose this week Checkem
>>144187758>South Florida is the highest ranked public school in the state2007 bros, we're back!
>>144187798only ND tards think beating ass2mouth is impressive
>>144187769This is what asphalt is supposed to look like
>>144187866road primate
>>144187866I cannot imagine the horrors of playing on a black turf field in September
>>144187814osu plays @oregon, iowa, @penn state, and michiganthe fact that they don't have a "marquee" nonconf game this year is kinda irrelevant
>>144187883Those two are white. It’s what happens after working asphalt for 4 hours.
>>144187866Rust Belt aesthetic so the asphalt is old and worn out.
>>144187758>Wisconsin barely clinging on to top 25 statusCan any Badger fans explain to me what's hapened in the last 7ish years or so? Why was Bielma let go? Chryst and Stormin Mormon Gary Anderson had a good record, why did they get dropped? Lastly, do fans belive Fickell and his meme success at Memecinnatti will translate to Wisconsing being a perennial top-15 program again? Loved Wiscy back in the day (proud A2M fAggie here) but don't understand what's been happening there in the last few yearsDidn't y'alls dindu interim coach also beat his wife after libs at WU were clamoring for him to get the job despite him having a bad record? Or am I misremembering?
>>144187904Too bad this image turned out to be a hoax or we could have found out just how hot black turf can get.
>>144187866Pic related is from the part of Michigan the school is located. Seems pretty close in color.
>>144187960nvm the wife beating was at Nebraskek
>>144187641>>144187961step aside
>>144187961There actually are examples of black turf across the country
>>144187758Notre Dame should be higher than Oregon
>>144187706Florida State 0-12
Why are Twitter personalities obsessed with seeing a guy eat dog poop? Truly sick individuals
>>144188044Imagine being a high school kid out there during August two-a-days
>>144187786LSU didn't look THAT bad and everyone is gonna get bootyblasted by Georgia so it doesn't say that much about clemson other than they arent natty contenders
>>144188084it's all about the accountability anon
>>144187083Clemson has a legit defense which could win them the ACC.A&M is rebuilding and has a solid defense, could see them winning 8. LSU should be fine UF and FSU are dumpster fires
>>144187817womp womp
>>144188104Turf already an oven thanks to the rubber pellets
>>144188146This. Attention whores use hyperbole to gain attention. They need to pay for it by coming through on their outrageous claims or stop shitting the world up with their attention whoring.
>>144188187LSU will end with the worst record of all those teams
>>144187960i can't speak to all of that, but Fickell was a really bad hire for them imohis offensive identity is dude simply do nothing creative and cross your fingers that it works, which is a big problem at a place like wisconsin
>>144188320His OC is Mr. Air RaidI couldn't think of a worst fit at a school like Wisconsin
>>144187758Where's the Noles?
>>144187758oregon should have been punished harder for thatthey can fuck off into the 10-15 range until the play ohio state
>FSU unranked
AP POLL WEEK 21 Georgia (1-0) (57 first place votes)2 Ohio State (1-0) (5 first place votes)3 Texas (1-0)4 Alabama (1-0)5 Notre Dame (1-0)6 Ole Miss (1-0)7 Oregon (1-0)8 Penn State (1-0)9 Mizzou (1-0)10 Michigan (1-0)11 Utah (1-0)12 Miami (FL) (1-0)13 USC (1-0)14 Tennessee (1-0)15 Oklahoma (1-0)16 Oklahoma State (1-0)17 Kansas State (1-0)18 LSU (0-1)19 Kansas (1-0)20 Arizona (1-0)21 Iowa (1-0)22 Louisville (1-0)23 Georgia Tech (2-0)24 NC State (1-0)25 >clempus (0-1)RV: Texas A&M 97, Boston College 49, Boise St. 47, Iowa St. 32, Memphis 27, Nebraska 27, SMU 23, Washington 20, Liberty 12, Vanderbilt 8, Wisconsin 8, Auburn 8, Tulane 4, North Carolina 4, UTSA 3, Appalachian St. 3, Kentucky 2, West Virginia 2, Arkansas 2, UNLV 1, Colorado 1
where the fuck are the new rankings
>>144188451Georgia Tech being on here is funny after BC had a much more impressive win inside FSU's own stadium
>>144188451no shitthe retards saying they were gonna stay in last night were fucking morons
>>144188494Are you blind?
>>144188490>colorado 1WHO IS THIS PERSONwhere is the leddit journoscum voter chart
>>144188490>Boston College 49almost ranked for the first time since 2018just found out they were ranked #2 at one point in 2007. meme ass season
>>144188581matt ryan was favorite for the heisman pretty late into that year too, but their season ended up falling apart
ACC is the most powerful race in the world
>>144187911wisconsin plays usc, bama, penn state and oregon and they are not aiming for the natty
>>144188520probably the same person that put them at #25 for the preseason poll
>>144188490>SMU 23I wondered if they would suddenly and mysteriously start getting votes after paying to move up in conferences
>>144188451>>144188490>All UGA + blueblood top 5 nature has healed
>>144188603who cares
>>144188658not an argument, fuck the horseshoe
>>144188581>>144188592A yes the Jeff Jagodzinski eraStrange how he went 20-8 after 2 years at BC, was fired for interviewing for the Jets HC job, and then was basically never from again
Mexican football starts next week
>>144188633This is the future of CFB. Cinderella teams no longer exist in the free agency NIL era
>>144188843salary cap will be added in a decade when the new tv deals are being discussed and the other 120 teams are tired of having all the top recruits snowball on the top 5 teams
>>144188867Something will have to give when schools get sick of the transfer portal vacuuming their team away
>>144187115Do you think this FSU team with DJU starting is beating anyone? At least SMU still won, and then they handily beat the cupcake they were supposed to beat to go 2-0.
>>144188843>Cinderella teams no longer exist in the free agency NIL eraGood, I want to see the top 20ish program battling it out for 12 playoff spots. If someone like a Georgia Tech or TCU has a meme run to the semis every few years that's fine, but college football is NOT /cbb/ and I do NOT want to see anything other than blueboods battling blueboods
>>144188893Nothing will happen, how many times has it been said on here that they're there to play football? What right don't they have to move to a better team?
I know one things for sureFlorida vs Florida state at the end of the year is going to be a stinky shitshow
>>144188867>salary capIMO there should be one and it should be maxed out as a team total max, and a per player max.Maybe throw in a min per each playerAlso, ALL the money that a football team brings in goes ONLY to the football team.Fuck the bastardization that has became title IV
>>144189029why?
>>144187385>All those acronyms American English is the weirdest shit. It's not just you, but in general Americans love to use acronyms instead of saying the whole name. And it's for everything with the name of the country being the most obvious (USA is used by far versus United States of America).
Why don't the players simply transfer to Stanford or similar for the excellent quality of education so they can get a degree and make connections that will virtually ensure a successful and happy life once they're done playing footballIt seems odd that, when school transfer is so freely available, so many of them are electing to attend middling to poor academic institutions like Georgia
>>144188893yeah, I think the internet age and advanced stats have made it far too easy for recruits to simply look at which teams are good. As a HS recruit back in the 70s/80s, you could what, look at newspapers and watch whichever one game was on tv in your area. Kind of just defaulted to the biggest local school for most people. now that every game is streamable, your family can watch you everywhere. if that's the case, just go the highest ranked team that offers yousalary cap or transfer portal rules will be necessary for parity. if not, we could probably see that hypothetical second league. SEC+big name Big Ten/ACC programs will form their superleague, basically NFL affiliates like MLB has A/AA/AAA and hockey has minor league affiliates. rest of the non superleague schools will get back to the roots of college football, which is representing your school
>>144188989SMU got embarrassed by BC last yearI don't really think SMU is gonna finish above .500
>>144189047It's better than the retarded compound words in German or Dutch
>>144189029>Fuck the bastardization that has became title IVbased
>>144189067They lost by 9 anon, how were they embarrassed?
>>144188893It cuts both ways. Plenty of times a prospect goes from a small school to a big school like Baker, but a lot of cases where a guy loses the starting spot at like Bama and then transfers to some mid tier school.
>>144189108by losing to BC lol
>>1441884961) Georgia tech is currently leading the league for games won2) FSU spent all season clearly choreographing their opener and hadn't completely given up yet as was clear in last night's game3) this is a black magic scheme by the dawg lobby to drop Tech from the rankings by prematurely ranking them
>>144189121Brookline College. A jews-uit college
>>1441891474) Dublin wins Just Mean More
>>144189063It is way easier to make an educated decision on where to go as a croot nowadays but it isn’t as simple to pick your highest rank offer for all of them, some do genuinely want to be closer to home, some get all boomerlike about traditions, many look at NFL output etc.
Based Paul is live
>>144189178certain types of recruits might also take academics and the program's prestige regarding their particular major into account, but that's silly
>>144188490>Florida State - 0 votesLel
Ok very funny. You've all had your fun and got a good laugh out of it.But now it's time to be serious and admit that this was clearly orchestrated by the (((media execs))) and (((conference execs))) as revenge for speaking out against the CFP committee and for suing the ACC. The only question is how they rigged these games. I'm not sure yet but I WILL be looking into it.
DJU needs to pull a Phil Jurkovec and switch to TE, lmao.
>>144189265I eagerly await the results of your investigation
Bunch of soft ass S E M I N O L E S on this team
Which P4 team has the most white starting players?
>>144189478gotta be clempus
>>144189265kirk herbstreit paid for it, obviously
Got my ticket for the West Virginia v. Albany gameI hope they've improved since last Saturday because if not>mfw
>>144189005>le epic 4chan contrarian XD god you faggots are predictable
>>144189548he was a GigaChad in his day
>>144187758So after Boise bootyblast the quacks where do they sit? #15?
>>144189548projecting much, fag?
>>144188320>>144188385Wisconsin is following in the footsteps of Nebraska, as is tradition, this time into irrelevancy. They are so smug and arrogant that they fired a consistent 9 win coach because they apparently think they deserve better, despite never winning a natty. Then, rather than promote their loyal top-tier DC, they run him out of town in the most humiliating way possible and go out and grab the flavor-of-the-year meme G5 coach. Fickell will fail at Wisconsin. G5 coaches almost never work out in p5/4. Off the top of my head, only Meyer and Kelley actually worked out transitioning form G5 to P5. The list of hot G5 coaches who flame out is long: Frost, Golden, Napier, Hawkins, Taggert, Strong…all shit and this is just off the top of my head.Wisconsin will be struggling to go bowling this year and then Wisconsin will be back on the coaching carousel of their own design. They might try and convince Leonhard to come back but he might give them the finger after dangling the OC carrot in front of his face before embarrassing him at the final hour and telling him to fuck off The joompers will be joompin off of cliffs in sorrow in about 2 years time
>>144189563>dude shittier teams DESERVE a shot because....they just do ok?!!I feel the same way about March Madness, Super Bowl, NBA playoffs, etc. etc. etc. Why would I not want to see the best players and best coaches and teams with the most resources going against each other? Because of heckin kinarino and le SOVL?
>>144188867>>144188893Paulie on the Dan Patrick Show had an interesting thought the other day where if a P5 school (or Group of 5, whatever the fuck it's called now) poaches someone from a non-P5 team, they have to pay that school according to the positional value of that player. Kicker may be $50k for example, QB may be $1mil. I think you can easily find faults with the concept but it's at least a unique thought
>>144188490>5 first place votes for Ohio StateWHEN WILL THEY LEARN?!
>>144189478Usually northwestern
>>144187798>ass to mouth
>>144189839What better wins were there week 1?
Why did FSU think DJ Poopoopeepee would lead them to the promised land?
:^(
>>144189862Georgia, Pedos, then bc.
>DJ Ukulele
>Others receiving votes>Vanderbilt 8
>>144189839cute tranny
>Quinn Sewers vs the best CB in the countryHow many?
>>144189898He must have the greatest hypemen in CFB history, lmao. He's fleeced 3 schools now.
>>144190030Texas isn't playing Colorado this weekend.
>>144189916>clempus suddenly matters
>>144190030Texas isn’t playing Notre Dame this weekend.
>>144190072
>>144190030Texas isn't playing Boston College this weekend
>>144190113damn. you're right. travis hunter totally won't be the top CB in the 2025 nfl draft because of this image.
>>144190072Texas isn't playing the Jets this weekend.
>>144190030Texas isn't playing North Dakota State this weekend
>>144190096>>144190121>>144190132>>144190138You have to go back
>>144190072>>144190113Travis Hunter was a bad cornerbackSo much so they moved him to nickel
>>144190072>>144190121>>144190132>>144190138jej>>144190096this one is true
>>144187960Beliema and Andersen left because the second worst job in the Pac-12 and the third worst job in the SEC was still better than the fourth best job in the SH1G.
>>144190147post skin color
>>144189898He must be a practice warrior. Dude just can’t execute during an actual game
>>144189813Good idea but no way to actually make it happen. How do you define “poaching”? What’s to stop some kid from just saying, “Nah, I just wanted to go to Bama/Georgia/OSU/etc. because they’re better and I want to increase my draft stock”. How do you prove a team “poached” another player
Anybody have a vid of that wmu player jumping over the reffie?
>everyone talking about le FSPooWhat about the other events of this weekend? Dabo's soft P L A Y E R S giving Georgia's D permanent injuries out of spite or Oregon sneakily almost fucking up an FCS game.
>>144187960>Why was Bielma let go?Bielma was let go because he kept losing assistants>Chryst and Stormin Mormon Gary Anderson had a good record, why did they get dropped?Andersen supposedly left because his recruits kept getting blocked due to academic issuesChryst was let go because the program was backsliding although it was definitely unfair
>>144190189> How do you prove a team “poached” another playerIt’ll be dependent on the pedigree of the the school along with how much they whine about it
>>144190212>Dabo's soft N I G G E R S giving Georgia's D permanent injuries out of spitewoah what whoat?
WVU guy hereIn what scenario do y'all see Neal Brown getting fired this year? Who would replace him?
>>144189813Some podcast I listened to earlier this year (can't find it now) proposed a soft-cap-style model similar to this:>each team has>7-10 five-star slots>30-40 four-star slotsYou get 7 five stars on your roster and can go up to 10, but have to pay into some kind of group pool distributed to flyover teams. Same idea with 4 stars; soft cap of 30, going up to 40. So if you're Bama or Georgia who have 18 and 13 five-stars according to 247, you have to make decisions in the offseason about which ones to keep.Course, players would would naturally want to be rated 4 stars to bypass this, so they would also tie player compensation into it.The whole star-rating notion is antiquated, especially so for this idea. They'd need some kind of NCAA-run yearly spring combine where returning players are rated. If a 5* freshman sucks shit, it makes no sense for him to be stuck as a 5* roster slot for his whole college career
>>144190238bring back RichRod
>>144190212oregon looks fraudulent as fuck and lanning still looks like a moronthrowing literally 50 times against an FCS team is embarrassing behavior
>>144190212Don't forget Michigan struggling mightily to dispatch Fresno State.Don't let the final score fool you, Michigan was in a one-score game in the 4th. Texas is going to rail them.
>>144189047I hate abbreviations more than just about everyone but there’s nothing objectionable in that post.
>>144190246Who controls the definition of a 4 star recruit?
>>144189063It’s not just when the recruits are looking either. Recruiters have high definition video of recruits all over the country and can contact them quickly. Someone with the talent of Aaron Rodgers going to a fucking community college and then Cal is extremely rare these days.
Do gen z college girls put out as much as millennial college girls did in the mid-2000’s?
>>144190212Oregon is lucky FSU has gone full retard and gotten all the attention. That was a one possession game until just a few minutes left when the lead got up to 10 to make it look slightly less embarrassing. They were one or two unlucky bounces from losing.
>>144190347rabbinic temple
>>144184443
>>144190371more
>>144190238They missed their opportunity to dump Neal and pick up O'Brien. Not that they really could have justified it, what with the unnecessary financial hiccup that Gordon Gee associates have put WVU in. I can't think of any worthwhile coaches ready to come to WVU this year, barring late season changes. Although with athletics' past record that probably means they're going to overpay for another corny hack like Neal Brown to come down and institute another 10 years of irrelevance.
>>144190371Less
>>144190371About the same.
>>144190347(((They))) do desu mang
>>144190248If only it was so simple>>144190439Missed opportunity yeah, plus being one of the people who fell victim to departmental cuts, I'd say at least netting Wren Baker was a positive for us and he's repairing relations with alumni (see Pat White, Pac-Man Jones, Pat McAfee, Owen Schmitt, etc) instead of alienating them like Shane Lyons did. I would disagree with the "10 years of irrelevance" because Wren Baker is changing stuff up here and for the better, nice guy too
>>144187083fsu. but in a lot of ways last year seemed frauddy anyway so im not totally shocked. they sealed their fate throwing everything into the DJU basket
>>144187220>he implored pleadingly
>had to go to the office, can’t work from home >get my ass up at 6:00, out by 6:30>get to the office at 8:15>boss fucked up a project >staring out the window, wondering what else will happen >have a fucking seizure >out like a light, crack my head on the desk >piss myself >wake up, they’re calling 911>ask them if FSPoo still lost >boss says it’s no time to talk football, coworker says yes, other coworker says I’m slurring my words and maybe concussed >cancel the medics >get to go home Gonna be a good week.
>>144189562I pray every day Neal Brown is fired. He fluked into a good season last year because of a stupid easy schedule. Realistically this season could end with 5 wins.
>>144189005>I want boring
>>144188811University of Alabama-Tuscaloosa Correcaminos looking for vengeance over University of Louisiana-Monroe Lobos.
>>144190554liked and subscribed
>>144190554>nearly 2 hour commute to workyikes
>>144190554I will never stand up again. go blue btw
>>144189047Your ignorance of the basics of the topic for the thread you're in is your own fault. Thanks for making an ass out of yourself, I needed a good laugh.
>>144190703I ain’t living in the city. There’s blacks in there.
>>144190598>no tan sweet 19 year old mountaineer gf
>>144190217Is this some joomper trying to save face? Beliema wasn’t let go. He left.
>>144190598I don't hope he's fired but I do hope he realises things need to change before the students chase him out of Morgantown>>144190741Mountaineer girls are cutet. I graduated from here and am finishing up my MA here
>>144190767I’d rather talk about Brett Beliema’s wife. I bet she’s a stuck up bitch
Which school’s female students have the most hairy bush?I love women with full bush
>>144189813We settled this in the 1860s with the Civil War and more recently with Supreme Court rulings. Funny how much of the change in /cfb/ is due to legal rulings but fans keep pretending it's because this is what the NCAA wanted or has control over now.
>>144190598Left has the pre-methhead look
>>144190861From my experience, definitely Wisconsin. They're also on the chunky side if you're into that. There's also the hippy scene at Berkeley, but you'd better wrap your jimmy tight. The Oakland Ape Exhibit sometimes travels up there and the roasties get toxic swamp syndrome.
>>144190598the new AD just extended him for a year so he has 3 years left, he's not getting fired. My assumption is this is because they're not financially in a place to invest in a new coach and the program / can't get anyone better so letting this mediocrity continue for now.>>144190803brown is .500 over 5 seasons at WVU and he continuously shows no improvement, especially in play calling and game managementhighschool is more his levelI honestly refuse to go to a game until he's gone
>>144188451my yellow jackets :)
>>144190861I went to both a mid-atlantic Big 12 school and a core SEC school. Every girl I ever saw naked, save for the Jewish ones (of which there were a very unstatistically proper 3) were bushed up. You just gotta know how to pick the right stock, hoss. Your vibe attracts your tribe.
>>144191313ok, matzo fucker
>>144190371a little more or a little less, it depends
>>144190861Probably varies more by ethnicity and background than by school. Girls at Auburn mostly had landing strips but the hairiest bush I ever encountered in my life was an Iranian girl I hooked up my last week there. Full 1970s craziness.
I WOKE UP FEELING THE CHEESIEST COACH
DJPoo
>>144190193
>Sunday’s Orange Blossom Classic (OBC) game at Hard Rock Cafe Stadium in Miami Stadium had a listed attendance of 10,256 fans. The stadium capacity is just over 65k. The attendance was the lowest reported by the OBC since 1946 when 9,000 fans saw Lincoln (PA) beat FAMU in Tampa, FL.Why is this happening? Why is interest in HBCU football falling off so much despite ESPN and other media outlets giving them more promotion than ever before?
>>144190193>>144191488
>>144191492Colorado is an HBCU now, so there's no reason to watch those scrub-ass niggas
>>144191506kino
>>144191492If you ain't black you are more or less not welcomed to those type of events.
>far-too-early playoff seeding forecast based upon nothing more than Week 2 AP poll>Byes1. Georgia 2. Ohio St3. Utah4. Miami>Remainder of field 5. Texas vs 12. Boise St6. Alabama vs 11. Missouri 7. Notre Dame vs 10. Penn St8. Ole Miss vs 9. Oregon
>>144189265Don't look at me, I tried to help you guys.
>>144191492Did a little digging on this, apparently the OBC was discontinued sometime in the 70s and only restarted in 2021. Since then, three of the four OBCs featured Jackson State, and two of them featured Deion's Jackson State, so I would imagine that Sanders star power drove quite a bit of the revival attendance.If the numbers I'm getting aren't fudged, then 2021 had an attendance of 36k, 2022 was 39k, 2023 (Sanders had left by then) was 25k, and now this.
DJPoo eats poo
>>144187866Never seen a black asphalt guy almost 20 years in the tradet. dirt guy and sometimes prime contractor. in michigan. did plenty of asphalt raking back in the day. prolly a photo op lmao
Florida State went from Top 10 to 0 votes
>>144192079what team does he transfer to and ruin next year?kinda want to see him transfer to a full Air Raid school. just let him rip deep shots all day, finish 7/29 passing with 266 yards and 4 TDs.
>>144192123FIU
>>144192081KWAB
>>144192081I think that might be the biggest single poll drop for a top 10 team. Even 2022 ND who went from 8th to unranked or 2007 Michigan who went from 5th to unranked managed to get votes. FSU has literally nothing
>>144191506Everyone is laughing at us my fellow reffies. Absolutely disrespectful!
>>144191313>>144191404I need more Tales of the Bush.
>>144192011They should feature more white women in the game.
Clempus is losing this Saturday.
>>144184285He becomes more handsome as he adopts white features. Lighten the picture more and see.
2024: The Florida State Humiliation Ritual Season
>>144192301too many female K I C K E R S on this team
>>144192301Pretty sure that’s bullshit. That Vandy kicker scored a couple PATs and at least one FG I believe
>>144192169I just watched the highlights of that 2022 game. Its just a 4th quarter giant stinky by nd qb. otherwise an even game. he seemed more of a rb than a qb.
Was the pop tart bowl really a satanic ritual?
>>144192422>he seemed more of a rb than a qb Well good news he’s a wide receiver now
>>144192481lol. this guy is still the GOAT bell ringer imo
>>144192530Well the dude in >>144192481 only has the hogs next to him to crank it to
>>144192169It helps that they shat the bed not once but twice. Probably would have gotten a few votes if it was just Georgia Kek.
>>144192281I once told one of said Jewish girls that it'd be hot if she had a full bush while having sex and she cried lol I think that's when I realized I wasnt beating the autismo allegations
>>144192123Does he still have eligibility? More coof years?
>>144192365Katie Hnida scored back in 2003.
>>144190212>>144190282>>144190381I don't bet but if I did I would've hit the under on Oregon, the Dillon Gabriel gaslighting and hype felt very similar to the Justin Fields gaslighting in the NFL. I have no idea why Gabriel was being talked about as this tide-turner for Oregon, thin weak-armed babby QB. Lanning needs to recruit a 6'4" 240lb 3* QB with serious wheels+a cannon+mediocre accuracy and run a Malzahn-style Auburn offense if he wants to win in the Nig 10. Oregon's le short passing tactics mindset will get them GAPED in their new conference
>>144192572I think he technically has one more year
>>144192365The girl in the pic was the first woman to score in an HBCU game, not sure why they left that out. The first to score in D1 was more than 20 years ago. The Vandy kicker was like 4th.
Which team did Georgia buck break the hardest?>Clempus>TCU>FSU
>>144192778FSU. By the time Georgia got to them Clempus was already broken, and everyone knew TCU didn’t belong.
>>144192866I was thinking of the 2021 game where Georgia ruined DJ's shit. That was the beginning of Clempus' demise as an elite program.
>>144192897I know, Clempus had just gotten done getting their buttholes impacted by Ohio State and lost Lawrence to the draft.
>>144192921Gotcha. I guess you could really say that game against OSU was really the beginning of the end for them.
>FSU now 50/1 to win the ACCI hurt myself today.
>You have to pay 2 extra cents on the dollar to bet Memphis to win straight up against FSU in TallahasseeHow the fuck did FSU fall this hard this fast?
>>144192952Never tell me the odds
>fit>rich>cool job>7 kidsmarcus freeman won
>>144193110What race is his wife?
>>144193144Italian
imagine simping for Marcus freeman on an anonymous image boardhe’s not going to fuck you
imagine not simping for Marcus freeman on an anonymous image boardhe is going to fuck(r team)
>>144193175>>144193144>Freeman has 7 children: Vinny, Siena, Gino, Nico, Capri, Rocco and BriaHahaha this man has been pussy whipped by some fake new jersey pizza parlor pinball machine wog terrone moron. This is what happens when you go Catholic, the wages of sin.
>>144193240They all pass as sicillian as well as spicbrazil is our future lmao.
FSU should have just went with Rodemaker instead of grabbing Ukulele out of the portal
>>144193240t. No pussy or kids
>>144193308*inhalesBWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHhhHaahahah
>>144193308I think Rodemaker entered the portal when it looked like Cam Ward was going there
>>144192880>be 20 on vacation>hey senpai sharty is playing in orlando we can go before we drive north>k lets go, we make all our money working for sharty university>fuck yea paint up>tfw when I got painted up for the 2011 capitol one bowl for sharty. >taking a piss in gainesville at some restaurant, some paint still on>hey anon, Im sorry, itll be ok >its a bama fan painted up taking a piss next to memfw
>>144193377>>144193308Btw Rodemaker threw like 2 picks in the first quarter against Kentucky I don't think he would be the guy
>>144193387lmao. i hope at least the rest of your vacation was good
>>144193308Holy shit DJPoo is fucking shit. Is this his last possible year of eligibility?
>>144193413Fishing in the keys was cool. is about all I remember. Love my dad, love being with my dad. Best man Ill ever know.
>>144193314>b-b-but you don't get pussy!Did I hurt your feelings, Anthony? Is that the best you can do?
>>144193505i think he has one last year because of covid
>>144193505Nope, he'll be quarterbacking Texas A&M next year.
Has there ever been a program this shitter-shattered before as FSU?
>>144193707>mfw
>>144193776yes it was michigan after app st. It took cheating to recover.
>>144193776Shut the fuck up nigger. Alabama and UGA both were trash toilet programs for YEARS before they got their cheating low life head coaches
>>144193867Upset?
>>144193867Not true at all. UGA won a lot of games under Richt, just couldn't win a natty.
>>144193913don't rile the semenhole, they might start spamming furry porn
>>144193931My bad.
>>144193867Kirby seems like he actually built the Georgia program up tho dont shit on him bc ur jelly jelly ass mad
>>144193951>>144193913im not upset you retarded little fucks….you are all just so annoying with your constant hen pecking…GO BACK TO THE ROOST AND GOSSIP WITH YOUR OTHER FAGGOTS ABOUT FSU SOME MOREHO FUCKING DO IT. FSU WILL BE BACK SOON AMD YOU WILL BE BEGGING TO MEAT RIDE JUST LIKE YOU DID LAST YEAR…FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU
>>144193776Yes, tons
>>144193992please dont post furry porn
What's this meme about FSU fans posting furry porn?
>>144193534giwtwm
>>144194128some FSU fan got blasted after the Tech and BC games and started spamming furry porn
>>144194184based chimpouthopefully they lose again
You MotherFucking Disney! FUCK YOU!!!
>>144184871Almost all college teams go with 1-3 letters. Credit the likes of Clemson, FSU, and most of NFL for sticking with creative icons.
CAUSE WE LOST IT ALLNOTHING LASTS FOREVERI'M SORRY I CAN'T BE PERFECT
>>144180536>flop and draw an unnecessary roughness call>immediately celebrate by hitting the griddy
>>144194520lmao
>>144194520dangerously based
>>144194520I wish they were all mic'd>I fucked yo momma las night nigga!*pop
Does FSU continue with DJPoo? Do they bench him? Does Poo transfer to you?
>that part of the season where utah is highly ranked before they choke two random october gameskino
>>144193505he has one year left and somebody will absolutely give him another major starting slot because he played for clemson once ??????
>>144193308just one more transfer and he will finally stop doing stuff like thattrust the plan chud. I wonder who the lucky team will be
>>144191492HBCUs play like a third of their games in NFL stadiums for some reason
>>144195031it basically depends on if they want to let the freshman learn (kromenhoek). he was a high end recruit. im not even a fan so no dog in the fight but it seems like a total waste to let uigalalalei or glenn play since they already know neither is the guy
>>144191492Last year they gave tickets away for free kwab
>>144191492Sometimes I feel bad for black people. They've been through a lot.
>>144191492Forget being utterly divorced from true African traditions, Black Americans at this point have forgotten almost every thing of their past culture since before Michael Jordan.
Travis Hunter would unironically be a shitposting neet if he weren't insanely athletic
>>144193925Richt was a cool guy, I liked his UGA teams, but at the end of the day he was just Southerner Brian Kelly
>>144195992What video game?
>>144196393Concordhe's soon going to find himself with nothing to do but party and the downfall will be legendary
Is Cam Ward actually that good or is Florida just that bad?
>>144196604He was alright at wazzu but not exceptional, I don't remember their schedule but there's probably rougher outings ahead.
>>144196604Florida is in a death spiralI'm not trusting Miami at allI mean Miami looked fantastic last yearNice wide open offense against Ass to MouthThen Miami didn't kneel out against Georgia Tech
my coogs :(
>>144188490>team with 2 wins>team with 0 wins and one losssurely there is a mix up with how they placed LSU and Georgia Tech. Or does it just mean more?
>>144196604I'm gonna laugh my friggin butt off if Miami is actually shit too
>>144196711They aren't shit, but they also aren't great. Good enough to win the ACC if Ward stays healthy.
>>144196393Might and Magic series.
Good songhttps://youtu.be/zxjMkTt-918
>>144185236What?!
>>144196989This one's good toohttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0AbeENVWDDM
FUCK, I forgot to check here over the weekend.Will somebody be a bro and link every /cfb/ thread for me, thanks lads
>>144197112Just watch this vid its pretty much the same thing.
>>144197112this is the oldest one in the archive>>144120859will somebody please post the ones from that morning and noon games? plz. thx
>>144197427Just go on 4plebs and search for coach primate.
>>144197427>>144197455i just found if via jewgle thx for nuthin!>>144114950
>No G6 teams
>>144197469>OU only up 1 place
>>144197469If we don't rank em, they don't exist
>>144197509That's how much most teams moved up due to FSU dropping out. A&M dropped out too and Clempus almost dropped out so teams that were below them picked up another spot or two. The teams that substantially moved up (USC +10, Miami +7) beat P4 opponents instead of cupcakes.
>>144197737Clempus not dropping out was a travesty.
>>144195348Black people congregate in urban areas, which is also where NFL teams are generally located. The NFL is a bunch of stingy Jews but they'll give HBCUs a good rate on renting the stadium. Lots of the tickets for these events are bought up by large corporations based in large cities, so that gives them another reason to play there.
NIU will beat notre dame
>>144189047KWAB>ishygddt
>>144196680The rankings aren't just a list of teams in order of record. LSU's only loss is to the consensus #1 team in the country. Georgia Kek hasn't played anyone close to that good. In fact, Georgia Kek hasn't played anyone who has received votes. So the records aren't comparable at all.
>>144195499>son of a famous architect
>>144197509I know you’re SEC now Satania, but you will not be rewarded for bullying Temple
>>144196657miami has definitely conditioned everyone, including its own fans, to never trust them. even when they were at their peak they choked away at least two other patties. GT last year, Pitt in 2017, etc etc. Even the 01 team tried to choke away BC and barely won in Blacksburgfor me personally if they make the CCG especially with their schedule it would be progress>>144196638they don't really play anyone the entire year
>>144197902don't worry, App State will finish the job
>>144198293I don't think appetizers state is really a threat
How can I get college co-ed pussy as a 40 year old man?
>>144198531Be a professor or the owner of a bar. The former has more career risk while the latter requires capital risk.
It's mid week and near the bump limit so I'm going to spill some realignment spaghetti.Big Ten - Done unless Notre Dame wants to join, in which case ND will be allowed to bring along Stanford if they want. Cal isn't getting in nor is anyone from the ACC. If they get ND and Stanford, the Big Ten is sealed closed. SEC - Absolutely would take FSU even if the Seminoles are being fucktards on the field right now. Clemson is showing they don't have staying power and were a marginal add anyway. They're not getting a lifeline. Miami would need to make some very serious commitments to stabilizing their athletics investments. Alumni as a whole just aren't all that interested so the Hurricanes likely get passed over. The most valuable brands left after those schools are UNC and Virginia. UNC might get an invite if FSU comes on board through an ACC implosion. Virginia is quite a bit more iffy. Everyone else, including VT, have less brand value and are nearly impossible to get in.If there's an ACC implosion, it might force ND into some kind of membership agreement with the Big Ten. It's really a collision of an immovable object and an irresistible force. ND might join in some capacity if the Big Ten gives them a way to save face such as giving them special scheduling rights. The Big Ten isn't going to want to get Texas'd like the Big XII did so it's a tricky situation. Give ND a way to join while saying they're still technically somewhat independent in some way and then a decade later once everyone is accustomed to seeing them playing a Big Ten schedule, drop all the indy stuff.Losing FSU won't kill the ACC nor will losing another brand like Miami and/or UNC. But at some point the non-P2 group of the P4 will have to accept what they are and ask if it makes sense to merge into one conference that brings back divisions of some sort. In this situation, Cal probably makes some pronouncement about academic integrity and drops down to the Big West.
>>144199095Can you make a similar picture but all of the girls are showing their tummies?
>>144199095you definitely typed up some words there
>>144199095>fans after having watched Samara’s cursed tape
>>144199161Wish I could but I don't have a local model setup and all the tech companies have locked down their image generators so much I couldn't even make the sundress image again. Might be able to get them to generate slampigs in the name of body positivity. >>144199261Had to get it out of my system after seeing a bunch of realignment stuff while games were on. Not going to comment on that kind of thing while there are games to watch.
>>144198531Be Lane Kiffin
>>144195499Thriller Moss
>>144195499everyone realizes a guy with a face like this is inevitably going to win a natty and a SB just to validate the natural smugness, right?
https://x.com/PopTartsBowl/status/1831320334085046365Kekinoles, even Pop Tarts is making fun of us…
>>144199798oofthere is no coming back from this
>Clempus still ranked
>>144184871There is a middle path.
>>144199798lol
>>144199798coach poptart
>>144199854They’re below the team they lost to.
>>144187302>>144187323they lost 4 games last year and they're a worse team this year
Does anybody trust Michigan to beat Texas?
>miss me yet
>>144199798bunch of soft ass P A S T R I E S in this thread
>>144200086Things are too wonky at Michigan right now to have any confidence in them being consistent. I expect for the next couple of years they'll be Big Ten Auburn.
my pitt :|
>>144200551Pitt girls birth strong men.
>>144200054Why would they be a worse team?
>>144200586>whip that little dick out and get to work faggot
>>144200601worse playerscoach is even more figured out
>>144200804You call that a woman??
>>144185438Welcome to every day since sept 1, 2018 through potentially this last weekend
>>144200883Just need more time GBRbro
>>144200889Say it with me: The Scott Frost LA Rams dynasty.
>>144189061>why are niggers dumbGee anon a real brain buster
>>144190072Hunter is a better WR than CB. He’s great CB but not as good as people act.
>>144200834That is a strong German-American face.
>>144200834>tatsMidwestern women are disgusting.
>>144201233Ohio isn’t Midwest
>>144201233coastie cope
>>144201233Post some of your disgusting brown women
>>144198531>>144198728I’m 40 and get undergrad pussy. You just need some money (you need less money if you’re tall and the Norwood reaper has been merciful).
>>144201270>Ohio isn’t MidwestCorrect!
>>144201517Ah yes, my favorite midwestern town… Chicago
>>144201383Describe in detail how you do it. How do you first meet these girls? In what ways are you spending your money on them?
>>144188520>>144188620It's a dude named Mike Hill. Yes it's the same guy who put them at 25 for the preseason. You won't be surprised by his skin color.RAT0
>>144201531Wait a minute…
>>144201563He only spends money on the Chloroform
Oof
>>144189061>middling to poor academic institutions like GeorgiaImagine believing in meritocracy in current year. All you have to do to get a 6 figure job with a firm run by a Georgia booster is simply ride the bench.
Are my BC Eagles legit?Should they be top 25 after beating up on FSU?
>>144201563Last two I met during the day in the bar district across from campus. I go there quite a bit before and after class/meetings (I'm a PhD student part time). Stupid shit that undergrad guys can't afford in this economy. I bought one a magic wand and some panties and the other a bikini. Stupid shit like that. >>144201701It's genuinely not that hard, but if you were the type who didn't get laid in undergrad then you probably won't get laid at 40.
>>144202175>buying them shitty gifts instead of bringing them to nice meals, drinks, outings, etc
>>144202203That kinda goes without saying. One of them and I are going on a road trip later this week, but I'm kinda bored with her already. She's not fun anymore.
>>144189478uh iowa?
>>144202175How is the sex? I’ve only ever fucked millennial girls. These gen z girls look like a different breed.
>>144202214don't go. who cares
>>144202237About the same. Even the drama and gossip is pretty much the same. I think it's easier to get them to "do" things, but that might be because I'm older and don't give a fuck about certain things anymore (even though I did talk to one after I pushed her around a little too hard and it seemed like she was gonna cry, but that was something I did even when I was in undergrad myself). >>144202260I kinda need to go, sadly. I might can ditch her, depending on how scheduling works out.
Was 2008 Utah the best team of that season? Did they deserve to play for a national championship?
>>144202321>Was 2008 Utah the best team of that season? No>Did they deserve to play for a national championship?No>Could they legitimately claim that national championship?Yes
>>144202175>It's genuinely not that hard, but if you were the type who didn't get laid in undergrad then you probably won't get laid at 40.Bitches love my basement, man
>>144202420damn looks like you got one of those Pitt girls down there already
>>144202382>Was 2007 West Virginia the best team of that season?Yes>Did they deserve to play for a national championship?Yes>Could they legitimately claim that national championship?Yes
>>144202254>Boobie FeasterThat cannot be the name on his birth certificate
>>144199095>if only you knew how bad things really are
>>144202472>Boobie Feasterof course not, a name like that is earned
Call Paul
>>144202254> BOOBIE FEASTER AND OKLAHOMA LINKED UP >NEED IT OR KEEP IT
>>144202468No all around
>>144202656Imagine the NIL opportunities
>>144192530ABSOLUTELYCRANKINMYMF'INHOG
>>144193175Oh good. I dislike race mixing
>>144199095demonic
>>144199798I don't get it, was it a tweet from DJpoo or some literal who fan?
>>144190956Perfect. She won't get fat later
BAKE NIGGA
I am baking 1 minute left
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>>144201056I do think the Rams could be Alabama or OSU even with Scotch Frost behind the wheel
>>144201882Iowa coming in the portal for him
>>144191672you'd think that, but you'd be wrong
