Old >>144177390
berds
Yankees
The San Diego shrine maidens
the formidable new york mets
doyers
just waiting for jays baybaw to start...
>>144185337I would strike her out easily.
Squirrels
I would strike everyone in this genny out on three pitches. Fastball up and in, called strike one. Changeup low and in, got ya swinging through early. Slider low and away, got ya chasing a ball in the dirt. Go sit back down.
>>144185352why do people find mookie's tireless activism so triggering? he out here savin the world...the fuck yall ever did?
ENTER H. TakahashiEXEUNT H. Takahashi
Good morning /mlb/No Astros baseball today unfortunately but Tucker & Bregman might be back tomorrow
>>144185470You throw a righty on righty change It stays up because you’re shit I hit it 500 feetSimple as
>>144185470>called strike one.Not so fast kiddo. Thats lookin like a 1-0 count to me.
Our Atlanta Braves will be playing baseball today, I hope y'all are enjoying life!
My Metsies finna defy expectations and go on a tear in the playoffs before gettin eliminated in the NLCS by the Brewers
Today’s the day I cheer for Ohtani one last time
>>144185881would be funny, only topped by the stankees also getting swept in the ALCSfirstly, all the doyerpacos would be on suicide watchsecondly, all the NYC faggots would be creaming their pants over the idea of a subway series, only for both teams to eat shitthirdly, brewers/royals is going to be one of the lowest watched world series of all time
>>144186216turn on your vpn, swedefag
Good morning /mlb/. Please say something nice about my Mariners.
>>144186241>VPNI’m an angels fan and going to the game
>>144186252>balding
>>144186267doubtful.jpg
>>144186303Ok
>>144186279it’ll happen to you too champ
LGM
>>144186431NEVER I'm gonna keep rocking forever...forever...forever
>wins mvp in your path nothin personnel, kid
>>144186470Not this year kek
>>144186470the MVP was decided in May, it's not an award for the most valuable player, it's just another promotional tool used to sell tickets
>>144186241>>144186332Sweeeeeeeeeeede I know it’s yoooooouuuuuuh
>>144186495>>144186532No, child. Lindor is the MVP and you are going to prison.
>>144186582You have as much of a chance as winning MVP as Lindor does
>>144186578>exposing yourselfgrim
>>144186589It's weird how every year I hear nerds talking about fWAR should be used to evaluate MVP, except for the years where Ohtani doesn't have the highest fWAR (this year and 2022). It's like they just want to give it to Ohtani every year for some reason.
>>144186582nah, as much as I hate the gambling addict, he didn't get injured so they're just going to give it to him. much like many of the retards who appeared in the all star game, it's no longer merit based. same with Judge, he's getting the award even though Soto has been more clutch for winning games for the team
>>144186615I don’t care about fwar or any of that nonsense you already know how the voters are going to vote
My Railriders.
>>144186639Yea I know, the voters are gay for Ohtani. I hate the BBWAA so much it's unreal
The game doesn't start for another 9 hours and you're already seething.
SWEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEED!!!
>>144186766Hey, we used to have one of those! :(
>>144186983>Snead ded>Servais ded>Mariners dedTough year desu
>>144186687he only wins MVP because he changed leagues. he wouldn't even be in the talks if he stayed on the angels or went to the jays
>>144186447OORAH
>>144187156Yeah and I'm willing to be we lose either Gilbert or Kirby next year. :(
how did that Italian pitcher do for the angles
>>144188260He got HEEM’d because of an error
>>144188260passed away due to monkeypox
>>144188260Boat sank, he never made it here.
>>144188339rip
>>144188260Got taken care of by the mob.
angels aint it
>>144188260leave the gun, take the cannoli
>>144188260died, explosion at the spaghetti factory. meat everywhere
ughh...ngh..I need to be beaten down and pounded...
>>144188260He pitched the only game that the Mariners won, so thanks Giuseppe.
why my nigga look like a lesbian who yells at the popeyes manager
>>144189365he looks like a kid who hasn't finished puberty>20 years oldindeed
>>144189365microfluorides
>>144189365the zoomer era is going to be a wasteland of awful retarded names
We need nu tho
Where is nu tho?
>>144189438>>144189552Fuck off retard
>>144186252The season is almost over.
new topic: favorite white players
Wishing a painful, lonely death for all animeposters
>>144189641babe ruth, red sox legend and pureblooded aryan
>>144189641Jackson Merrill
>>144189667Cool it man!
>>144189641tommy pham
>>144189727cool it with what? what he doin
>>144189641Tyrone Taylor
>>144189641mariano rivera
>>144189641Hitler.
>>144189641Aaron Judge.
>>144189641tony gwynn was culturally white
Show us nu tho
Give us the nu tho we deserve
The Chad Mogger isn’t re-
We crave nu tho
>>144189641yordan
Dodgers!
The name's Femanon... And don't you forget it!
Femanon here
>>144189855Which is why he was successful
>>144190045Lettin ya know your meme's all fucked up lore-wise, and kinda makes you look dumb. HTH!
>>144190045What the
Stick this pig
BROS???
>>144190243From a championship rally to THIIIIS!?
Find nu
>>144190243The hilarious part is there is literally a cub jersey on the screen above him
Is nu here?
cubs r gay bears
>>144190328MAWWWDS
Let's all relax
>>144190243There's only one championship that matters
>>144190087you jest but there was an article in 2022 criticizing the world series for lack of black players
>>144190550>an articleMother of god....
Find article
>>144190558plot twist, it was the
I read an article in >>144190447 that said Let's all relax
My reign of terror starts now
We need article
>>144190581probably best this was deleted
>>144190626get this libtard outta here!
>>144190581Hey welcome good to have ya. We need an idiot to shovel shit haha just kidding dumbass. Fuck you!
>>144190652>>144190645>>144190638>>144190631>>144190626>>144190581
>>144190581Looking pretty silly right about now buddy
>>144190581Alex Jones (smart) wrote An Article (smart) that said me (smart) was smart. So I like him pretty good
you're both idiotsnow back to baseball
Nooo an article I literally can't
sex with cubscubsex
>>144190769please take it easy
>>144190769Let's give her womb a break
>>144185232For me? It's the Los Angeles Dodgers.
daily reminder that the doyers winning is bad for /mlb/
>>144190887
cubgerkees
>>144190222get chad mogged
>>144190931doesn't even play for the cubs anymore.
>>144190970please tell me how to be look smart and be funny!!!!!! I need comedy advice from the shut in weeb anime incel forum xDD XD Xd
>https://www.nytimes.com/athletic/5740785/2024/09/03/shohei-ohtani-anaheim-return-angels-dodgers/
>>144191000only you and the cult cares
>>144190997you're right my bad
>>144190970found the incel, here's some love for you <3
>>144190781That's not funny and it makes you look stupid>>144190689That's not funny and this makes you look stupid>>144190211>>144190213these are not funny and non consistent with the lore>>144189785Not Funny.>>144186766This is peak kino and consistent lore.>>144186657Based Yankee anime.>>144186578eke, based jak>>144186332fuck yeah, anime>>144185821hell yeah, I love adult swim>>144185812based pepe>>144185571its afternoon, bad lore.>>144185398kek, this is jak kino and the lore makes sense.>>144185337holy shit what a babe>>144185330this is clever>>144185232funny post>>144190887this is consistent with mlb lore>>144190712>>144190731this is funnny and the lore makes sense
I'm a lifelong Seattle Mariners fanI hate anime and I do not find Asian women attractive
>>144191128>I hate anime and I do not find Asian women attractiveyeah but you dont find any women attractive
>>144191128>watching dubbedNot consistent with the Lore.
>>144191151Sure I do. Just not the women this site obsesses over with their teenage boy bodies
>>144191178burn
>>144191178>teenage boy bodieswhat about this looks like a boy to you?
>>144191178>Vlad the implier
>>144191196She actually has a nice ass, 95% of the women posted here do not. Still could never be attracted to that face tho
>>144191000if angel fans have any balls, they'll pelt him with d-cells
>>144191213>angels>fansthey haven't had fans for 20 years
>>144191178fuck this guy
The Lorekeeper has appeared
/mlb/ is a good general during games and schizo bullshit at all other times
>>144191278That's pure kinosovl
>>144191278sound the kinosovl alarm...
>>144191281>shall I continue?no, sounds like you have already got yourself off
Yer in tomboy town pal, keep movin'...
explain what a balk is without using the word "is" or "and"
Get schwiftyyyyyy
>>144191315when the pitcher who has become set moves towards home before attempting a pick off attempt and is
>>144191315breaking your hands apart after they were together while on mound ready to pitch
>>144191315simple answer, when god ump says so
>>144191315Balk (BK) & Disengagement Violation (2023 rule change)DefinitionA balk occurs when a pitcher makes an illegal motion on the mound that the umpire deems to be deceitful to the runner(s).
>>144191315When we all stop and balk at Recker's azz
>>144191310This is Jomboy town maybe you've confused bud
>>144191384>you'veyou of*
>>144191384Femanon here
Cubs are winning today child
>>144191040Got a eke and a kek, how’d everyone else do??
It would be so satisfying to see Shohei go off and hit a couple of HRs against the angels.
>>144191423I'm funny and on-lore
Let's keep it lore related
This is funny and the lore makes sense
none of you guys are funny
>>144191315Don't have to explain a thing to you buddy. Runner advances to second and that's just how it is.
>>144191430he'll go 1-30 and you'll clap
>>144191470it's all one guy
>>144191475>not awarding him home and the game winning runfake angel
>>144191315My. Discretion.
>>144191470This is funny and the lore makes sense
>>144191487>runner goes from 1st to home on a balkNew Bananaball rule or something?
>>144191497>the shanty of LA
>>144191514Shantyheim*
>>144191521nope, I meant both teams. anaheim is LA just like arlington is dallas
>>144191487There is nothing, I repeat NOTHING more kino than a walk-off balk
>>144191040
>>144191537A walk off bunt.
>>144191470It's all one girl
>>144191541Fuxxkn based
>>144191541most boomer tv show in existence
>>144191567You wish you had space friends to banter w/ and solve problems, best buds who save ur life, watch out for each other... brings a tear to my fucking EYE bro!!!
Craving the nu vread5
>>144191582I'll tear your penis :3
>>144191591This is funny and the lore makes sense
holy shit
>>144191541mein sides last spotted in a galaxy far, far away...
>>144191530yes and nodallas has one team in each sport NYC has two teams that play like 7 miles away from each otherdodger stadium and angel stadium are 30 miles apart and in different counties with inexplicably different cultures and fanbases; there is almost no overlap, regionally I really can't see anaheim as being LA in the slightest
>>144191632That's not what >>144191530 says
>>144191632>SocalIt's all the same shit
>>144191609He deserves it more and no one will ever convince me otherwise
>>144191642how is it not? a more proper comparison would be how inglewood is los angeles. >>144191653in the grand scheme of things yes; I for one can't wait for the LA annexation of san diego
>>144191668Dude but >>144191653 tho
Okay fine, change the Indians names but was it really necessary to remove the Native American theme along with it? At least it would've had still had some personality now it's just a boring soulless team.
>>144191632>we're not chicago>we're the bridgeport white sox!>it's not chicago, I don't care
>>144191689chicago is the closest comparison since it's so regional
Chicago Brewers
>>144191701well post your butt already
>>144191567
>>144191719NychLapm
>>144191719>yfw astros finish in first place in the AL after starting 12-25little league
>five boroughs mog your poverty city
>>144191762so nyc is a city inside a city? you really are the brits of the americas
Gaylanta is on a mission
Everybody just chill out and let's take it easy on them cublantagers
>>144191773five boroughsone cityunited by one team
skenes gonna gape some cubbie ass tonight livvy will be so jealous
>the worst team of the modern era."Nice
Hope Skenes does some head hunting today
YARG1 hour until ITFPB
>>144191762i have no idea what city this is.
This statcast on the orioles game is pretty nice.
the team that will be lifting the commissioner's trophy
AL pitcher of the month btw
>>144191724w-why would you want to see that >.<
>>144185232Angels.
>>144192004Oooooh this is gettin SEXY
>>144191000You can really tell Sam Blum fucking hates this team in everything he writes.
>>>/lgbt/
>>144191000>warm embracehe needs a warm yellow pipi embrace!!!!
>>144192044He’s literally a mest fag
>>144191983How will they accomplish this without reaching the playoffs? Did they practice their WS final out celebration this year?
Give it up for the number 109
>>144192078
>>144191930it's not so much a city as 5 towns who just don't know how to take care of themselves so they let 1 unifying body tell them how to live their lives
>>144191999which month? because Spencer Arrighetti actually won that for August
time for phillies baybawlalso why the fuck do they keep playing 2 game series with the blue jays? is it because of leafland?
>>144192121have sex
>>144192162was this an offer?
the GREAT schwarbambino
holy shit tornoto your backstop is atrocius also schwarbomb
>first HR since the 14thkyle slumpber
>>144192186he's been doing other leadoff hitter things
>>144192197like striking out
>>144192202but enough about ohtranny
>>144192202and walking and contact hitting
>>144185330Remember when no one went to Poodre games around this time of the year because it was Chorger season?
>>144192226LA loves the chorgers
I'm telling Manfred that every MLB team is required to have a Hololive Night in 2025.
pretty cool poster
>>144192221goddamn he is zippy
>>144192250h-he fast
>>144192247>red rocket penetrating anus symbolismand here i just thought he was gay
>>144192245shut up faggot
why would anyone want a Sean Murphy bobblehead?
>cum sox
>>144191380You used “and”.
>>144192276Easier to fit up your ass than the Acuna.
Why is Schwarber the lead off and not TurnerInst the speedy guy supposed to come before the power hitting guy
>>144192247if anyone ever tells you that dogs aren't reddit: the animal, show them this
>>144191719>>144191750Funny how Astros does nothing and their league just manages to kill themselves all on their own.
>>144192304>I can’t be Reddit I can’t be Reddit I can’t be Reddit I can’t be Reddit Reddit animals reddit teams reddit memes not me not me not me
great this is going to be a long game, get Taijaun Walker up and ready ffs>>144192303This debate has gone on for years now. The two main reasons why Schwarber leads off is 1) if he hits a HR they're statistically more likely to win with a lead off HR and 2) it just works lol so do it
>>144192304>if anyone tells you that animals aren't reddit: the pet, show them thisDid a pitbull eat your turtle?
>>144192304based >>144192318>>144192330>says doggo
the worst part about a bad tyler phillips outing is seeing him on the verge of tears
>mound visit in the first with 0 outs>vs the blue jaysthe absolute state of philly
any nats chads? we are doing good so far against this blue team with an M? i dont know who they are.
>>144192355this is supposed to be instead of Taijaun Walker lol, at this point just put Walker back out.
Oh shit guys. We might be on the verge of an extremely rare infinity era.
>>144192355>getting an early lead against the #8 starter is like winning the world series for toronto fanas
>>144192304>>144192335>doesn’t have the T levels to make a dog respect them KWAB
This Orioles game would be unwatchable without the fielding errors
When will Manfred step in and do something about the White Sox organization?
well, gg blue jays
>>144192383If you want unwatchable, switch to the phillies. He's getting fucking torched right now.Absolutely hilarious.
Wow it’s a fucken shitshow. Wowowowow I’m gay superman. The Blue Jays are amazing!
>philthies
ITFCB
another tragic pete alonso AB
Off day for Chadres baseball, sadly. Good to hear Yu is coming back tomorrow from personal family emergency. How's everyone today?
cubbies on in a minute!!!!
cubbies got this!
>>144192473Buehler's last chance to show he's still got it.
where's the cubbies thread?
cubbies on a mission
Reynolds needs to be hit in his smug faggot face. Hopefully he never fully recovers from the skull fracture.
I got a poke bowl in preparation for today's Dodgers Angels game. Yes, I am heterosexual.
Noooo why isn't my gay faggot skenes getting a call 5 inches outside the plate noooo!
>>144192456how long is glasnow's neo-vagina expected to take to heal?
paul FAGGOT
Cubs can't handle the splinker.
lindor's your mvp stupid weebs
FRANCISCO LINDOORRRRA SWING AND A DRIIIIVE. 30/30. Gold Glove. Silver Sugger. MVP.
M V P DOR
>>144192642shut the FUCK up!!!
>>144191470Ok post something funny for us as an example faggot
MVP
>>144192671one word... Babytalkies.
Paul Fagenes
Phillies are going to lose this game most likely, but this ballpark is so bouncy Schwarber could actually get a triple to complete a cycle lmfaoJust needs a single and triple.
>dead sox getting wrecked by new york's B-teamkek
Whew, inning saved
attablackhole nico
>>144192699Yeah?
The league will step in to do something about the Chicago White Sox.
knew nothing would come from it once parades walked. Nico should be batting 12th
Cubs or Pirates are winning this game.
>>144192731Listen, it wasn't personal.
>>144192746you don't have the science to back that claim up
>>144192746100%. It will be a Chi-Pitts city.
>>144192735Yeah, move them to Charlotte
>>144192769Nashville btfo
anglels
>>144192769How would that fix anything expect punish the diehards for life in Chicago? I meant Rob Manfred will do a forced take over of the franchise and declare a disaster draft.
>>144192746pirates for the mets
well shit blue jays, this is almost a game again
attaboy Nicky G
>Lindor hit 30 home runs and didnt wait until the end of September
>>144192794It'll be like death with dignity for them
>>144192763sources close to wrigley field have it all but confirmed.
FATAL ERROR
no...NO!!!
sigh
From a championship rally to this...
Why are the Red Sux so bad? Getting swept by the Mest?Go BRAVES!
fuck
>wegovy wegovy wegovy wegovy wegovy wegovy
walk the FUCK back on the field!!!
inside the cage is my sanctuary
Really need the Mets to finish this game and take this series.
>>144192660Lindor is literally not even top 20 in a single stat. Kill yourself and enjoy your off-season in October, faggot fuck
>>144192890#1 in the NL in WAR
>>144192890mets make ya seethe?
>>144192380>says doggo>calls others low Tsoi
>call is overturned
>alvarado in the 3rdthomson got drunk with his leaf buddies clearly
>>144192905>WAR
attaboy dansby!
>>144192932IAYC :^)
>>1441928901st in fWAR3rd in runs scored3rd in doubles4th in hits5th in HR8th in OPS10th in SB11th in RBI (batting leadoff most of the year)Seethe and dilate
Will the White Sox break 130?
>>144192671I just came up with it, so I hope you like itgay louis
>>144192942>fWARYeah, fuck WAR
>>144192785>0 playoff appearancenot much value, I guess
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N0bkyARpl7Y&t=36s
https://twitter.com/JeffPassan/status/1831114042548637936
stFd!!!>>144192943I am guessing 37-125
>>144192942and yet not even a wild card team that's some MVP shit bro
WARHUHGOOD GOD Y'ALLWHAT IS IT GOOD FOR?>ABSOLUTELY NOTHINGSAY IT AGAIN, UH HUH!!!!
>>144192950fWAR? more like fagWAR amirite eyetest chads? >>144192963>peff jassan
>>144192970see >>144192955:^)
They broke him. They really broke Max Meyer sending him down earlier this season when he was our best remaining starter in a blatant tanking/service time manipulation move and now he'll be lucky to finish the season below 6.00I just want to strap everyone who calls Miami fair weather to a chair and subject them to watching this team for just three weeks and ask if they can put up with it for thirty YEARS
THERE YA GO BETHANCOURT!!!!!
>>144192963PASSAN BOMB
Rizzo is back and LeMahieu is STILL playing first base. God I hate Aaron Boone so much it’s unreal.
stFd peein crap!!!
Dodgels or Angers?
>>144192963Jeff being merciless!No filter!
this can't be f***ing happening
>>144192940No idea what that means nor do I care
>>144193015doyels
>>144193015west coast is the toddler you give a plastic hammer to while youre remodeling your kitchen
>>144193015LA is going to tear itself apart again and I can't wait Go Shohei
the ohtani cult is hilarious>so what judge hit a bunch of home runs, lets see him pitch>what do you mean players need to play defense?>I don't care that the angels are under .500, ohtani has the highest fWAR>I don't care about lindor's fWAR, the mets won't even make the playoffs
why isn’t bader playing center
>>144193027YAAFF :V
Good catch Soto :)
>>144193038retards in the genny, what else is new
attaboy buschie
SCHWARDRIVE
Love the Cubs schizo's play by play commentary.
>>144193045GESAD :-}
>>144193059nah, it's actually rare here, it's mostly reddit with these retarded takesfact is, if Ohtani was on the angels this year, he wouldn't even finish top 5 in MVP talks
>>144193033Don't care also you're gay
>>144193075>homophobiaD:
how funny would it be if they panned to a hotel room and there were two people fucking with the curtains open lol lmaoalso schwarbomb>captcha 4wank
suzuki fail kek
>>144193038meds
>>144193079>thinks $35 for 5 burgers and fries is a good deal in 2024but at least you got to feel like you're part of a secret club by ordering "off menu"
>>144192963This can't be a real team
>>144193088weird cope, swede
>>144193079>animal style
>>144193079Cookout mogs.
>>144193083>go eat shit and die is homophobic
>>144193087F*uck you you piece of shit, i hope everyone from pittsburgh DIES!
>>144193108Nationals, Braves, or Orioles?
>>144193113lol I am actually from Naperville Illinois (I call it Raperville kek) and I grew up to be a Pirates fan just because they are so cool.
>>144193108agreed. in n out's burgers are decent but their fries are terrible.>theyre supposed to be bad!kys
Shake Shack is actually superior :)
>>144193090>>144193100>>144193108>>144193140>>144193146Seethe
>>144193113also, fuck my ass
BrewCrew we cruisin'
>>144192963>mfw even I could have made that playShould I tryout to be on the white sox?
>>144193015>angers
>>144193167shut it
>>144192660slut
just saw lindor's home run, you guys all agree he's the MVP right?
>>144193147
>>144192958The silver fox of /mlb/
Goldy number 21
bros, New Era or '47?
sac fly, attaboy mcclutch
>>144192958that woman has gorgeous titties
Guys I'm getting desperate... What's an /mlb/ discord...
>>144193038Judge won that year because he was offensively much better. You want to change the established voting patterns now because you're on the other side of the foot? Not how it works. Judge profited off it in 2022. Ohtani is profiting off it in 2024. That's just how it is. If Lindor wanted to win it, he should've been at least somewhat close to Ohtani's offensive numbers. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
73 mph curveball eh kyle? coward
yay go metties
>>144192970Ohtani won two MVPs on the Anglelerskates…
>>144193284please have mercy
Remember when people thought Grady Sizemore would fix this team?
>>144193266Ohtani has not worn a baseball glove this season.
fucking hell sosa
>>144193312Wow very interesting. Good to know.
belli slap
>>144193311no but that looks like a ransom video's proof of life ffs
Sweden be like >uhhhh I’m a retarded faggot, is this an MVP award?
happy b-day david peterson6.0 IP 6 H 1 ER 1 BB 11 K
>>144193348Sizemore is nomore
>>144193368Why are you crying to me? I'm not the one voting. That's just literally how it works. Acting like there's some grand conspiracy against Lindor, when this is how it's literally always been isn't going to change anything.
>>144193374cute
kopech
>Skenes at 76 pitches in the 3rd
crazy that skenes can throw 100 mph 75 pitches into the gamealso,sit the FUCK down!!!
>>144193422>the rookie "phenom"
>>144193422Is that good?
Why does skenes get the call 3 inches outside the plate while other pitchers don't??
How about this? Fangraphs make a trophy called the fWAR award and give it to Lindor. Would that make the Mets fans stop crying? He wouldn't win the bWAR one though because he's 1 full bWAR behind.
sit the FUCK down!!! x 2
>>144193482nobody is reading what you’re typing, swede
Were people mad when David Ortiz won MVP? Or not because he played in the Least Coast?
it's not about who has the best hitting stats or most f/bWAR tard. it's who is the most valuable player to their team, and if you seriously think defense shouldn't factor into it then you are stupid. I haven't said Lindor's name to you once today.
>>144193525Ortiz one MVP?
fuck my ass
>>144193538I thought he won the 2013 AL MVP. Only won the WS MVP my bad
>Mets fags unironically starting to believe their shitposts now
MARK FUCKING VIENTOS
VIENTOS FOR MVP!!
Man I love Mark Vientos
lillies kek
let's all take a moment to kek about >peein crap
>>144193533The original post I replied to was about Lindor and fWAR. I don't know if you're the original post or just some guy chiming in with some random ass statement. Not relevant. This topic was about Lindor. Not my fault you can't keep track of a conversation.
>>144193482based
>>144193613Present yourself, cubspie.
leave it to the non-american to not understand an american sport, kek
>>144193624How red would her pale ass be?
>>144193613oh for pete's sake!also,stFd blake perkins!!!
sit the FUCK down!!!
>87 mph """fastball""" from kyleoh im kekkin
>sale couldn't get one more strikeout
sit the FUCK down!!!attaboy kyle
>>144193613Shop this in the maid pic
FUCK YEAH USA
going to a gloryholes game this month, what should i do/see at camden yards?
>>144193690shove a hole hot dog in your mouth
>Kilesch Warber>Al Ickbome>Bri Sharper>Trait Earner>Bran Dunmarch>Jay Teereelmootoe>Knee Kastayanoze>Cris Anchess>Aira Nolla>Za Kweelor>Jeh Foffman>Rain Jerswares>Hoe Zayalferaddoe>Matts Romm
he's out of gas
Live in Illinois and am thinking of checking out a relatively nearby game. I'll eventually to go both places, but should I go to see the Cardinals or Cubs first?
>>144193690If you don’t work the gloryholes then you didn’t see a game at Oriole Park at Camden Yards
>>144193729White Sox
>>144193718eke I like the effort
>asso
stop posting kpop sluts
Where is Joe Davis :(
>>144193742theyre baseball related
>>144193750fucking gross
Pirates are the luckiest team in baseball every pirates fan should kill themselves ASAP, do the world a favor and just fuck off and die
>>144193750EK looking like he would wear a cape well
>Reed Garret pitching to the go ahead run
>>144193718I don't get it
why are the pebbles head-hunting? did the phillthies pay them?
cubgeranalyaers
Stop hitting and injuring my braves....
imagine being so fat the tardinals bobble it three times and still throw you out
>>144193742Love baseball, East Asian women, and guns. Just look at this beautiful head of hair.
>>144193750getting ready for the NFL season
Crisis averted for muh Metsies
>>144193823>>144193817yoshida GIDP
>>144193800i dont like mound rushing but that deserved one
>sosa againyou better drive in at least one run for God's sake
>>144193810not like this........
>getting the double play to end the inning with the go ahead run onincredibly based
>>144193838that's it! get into a brawl with a shitter team with nothing to lose.
Stop GAPING my Braves…
>>144193853kys doylerfag
>>144193840I'll take it
just start hitting pirates players in the head with 4seamers, who cares. hit them all
>>144193853t. tyler ramirez
>>144193873if kyle is pitching I wouldn't be worried as a pirates batter because you would have a solid 5 seconds to step out of the way.
kershit blew a wildcard to the world series nationals keeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeek
I hope Detmers got his confidence back
Bobby is going to show up tomorrow :)
That’s the king of New York
yeah lindors your mvp i dont care about the dumb nip
Bitches out there thinking that Lindor isn't the MVP
HOLD IT TOGETHER MEEETS
lindor MVP
>>144193898seeing any improvements from him and Buheler are wins at this point
Baker do something
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Lmao Pete only performing when Lindor shows him up
>>144193572slut
>>144193129there are 2 fries in that image, animal style, that's $5 a piece
