/nfl/ general-rams house editionWHOSE HOUSE?!RAMS HOUSE!!
1st for Mew Zealand runs the genny and has for the last 11 years
buncos are the biggest frauds of the pre season. 0-16 inboundI hope bo nix snaps his tibia on the opening drive resulting in a career ending injury
good evening fellow ringless poverty franchises
>>144188364That's racist and not needed
>>144188364based
>>144188372Ayyo 1 2 buckle my shoe why the Ohio popping off?
Built for BTB
Temuljin post the news you fucking faggot
>>144188395Here's some news, you're an even bigger faggot than that tripfag
>>144188364Late the hate flow through you
Where the homie Britt Reid at? He's out of jail now shouldn't the Chiefs have rehired him already? It's not like he's in a coma like his victim or anything
>>144188411Eat a dick commie
eat this bussy
>Coach Deion
Can't wait for my Patriots to win 3 games this year. The fall from grace has been astounding
ram ranch really rocks
>>144188358Based sheep shagger. Are you the Bo Chad as well?
Ram this bussy
>>144188443I believe in Jaco Biscuit
>>144188364Where are your webms??
anyway 7 > 3
Coach primate
>>144188491Based Oregon fan sparking the racism
didn't like that hurts and jurgens got 0 preseason snaps
>>144188457Always have been
>>144188491They were right tho.
>>144188491>YikesZoinks!
0-17
>>144188491coward
>>144188544keep your head up catbro. bryce young is him
>coach primate
>>144188544NFCSThey're gonna win at least a few game by accident
>>144188561Only won 2 last year and one was against the Texans
Is there any chance Jayden Daniel's or Caleb Williams don't win rookie of the year?
>>144188544I think the Panthers will beat the Saints. Week 1 always has a lot of crazy upsets.
>poot shitcock
>>144188466The offensive line is horrible. Owner is cheap. New hc might blow. Biscuit is the least of the issues
>>144188457I also said this 1st of February in an old NFL discord I used to frequent. More than two months before the draft I called 5 QBs being taken in the first 13 picks. It hadn't happened since the 1999 NFL draft. Ended up being 6 QBs but still a lot of people here and draft """experts""" who didn't watch tape thought it was smoke
Can you guys believe that in 8 days, It will have been 23 YEARS since radical muslims decided to attack the WTC? Time is going by so fast bros
>>144188627I'll be 30 next monthJust kill me
New York Giants Top 100 players of all-time>1. Lawrence Taylor>2. Roosevelt Brown>3. Mel Hein>4. Frank Gifford>5. Michael Strahan>6. Emlen Tunnell>7. Harry Carson>8. Eli Manning>9. Sam Huff>10. Andy Robustelli>11. Phil Simms>12. Y.A. Tittle>13. Charlie Conerly>14. Tiki Barber>15. Tuffy Leemans>16. Amani Toomer>17. Carl Banks>18. Mark Bavaro>19. Ken Strong>20. Jimmie Patton>21. Arnie Weinmeister>22. Jim Katcavage>23. Del Shofner>24. Kyle Rote>25. George Martin>26. Leonard Marshall>27. Homer Jones>28. Brad Van Pelt>29. Joe Morrison>30. Justin Tuck>31. Chris Snee>32. Osi Umenyiora>33. Fran Tarkenton>34. Jessie Armstead>35. Rosey Grier>36. Benny Friedman>37. Odell Beckham Jr.>38. Joe Morris>39. Alex Webster>40. Dick Lynch>41. Bart Oates>42. Pete Gogolak>43. Bob Tucker>44. Jack Stroud>45. Rodney Hampton>46. Plaxico Burress>47. Sean Landeta>48. Jeremy Shockey>49. Spider Lockhart>50. Ray Flaherty
>four channel is so contrarian that people pretend to be rams fans
>>144188634thats less than 100
>>144188636No one buys it to be fair.
>>144188632I turn 30 in 2 weeks
>>144188636>newfag didn't notice blue boards are just 4chan again
>>144188605Right that's how much l like Brissett. He'll win a few close games
>>144188634>51. Ottis Anderson>52. David Diehl>53. Dave Jennings>54. Steve Owen>55. Tom Landry>56. Mark Collins>57. Ward Cuff>58. Ray Wietecha>59. Victor Cruz>60. Jumbo Elliott>61. Jason Pierre-Paul>62. Greg Larson>63. Dick Modzelewski>64. Jim Burt>65. Shaun O'Hara>66. Cal Hubbard>67. Brian Kelley>68. Keith Hamilton>69. Brandon Jacobs>70. Red Badgro>71. Antonio Pierce>72. Ron Johnson>73. Don Chandler>74. Jack Gregory>75. Pepper Johnson>76. Gary Reasons>77. John Mendenhall>78. Mark Haynes>79. Jeff Hostetler>80. William Roberts>81. Frank Cope>82. Kareem McKenzie>83. Kerry Collins>84. Ahmad Bradshaw>85. David Meggett>86. Erich Barnes>87. Corey Webster>88. Howard Cross>89. Jason Sehorn>90. Aaron Thomas>91. Lawrence Tynes>92. Darrell Dess>93. Terry Kinard>94. Erik Howard>95. Saquon Barkley>96. Willie Williams>97. Hakeem Nicks>98. Eddie Price>99. Brad Benson>100. Rich Seubert
>>144188632Lol I'm about to be 35, haven't got a blowjob from my wife in 2 years. This is life til one of us dies or she leaves with all my money. About to wrap my car around a tree and try to make look like an accident.
>>144188632I'm 33 today :3
How am I supposed to watch nfl games for free this year?
>>144188688Are you fat and hairy?
>>144188688I don't understand all these sexless marriages.>>144188693Happy bday, anon
>>144188695https://gprivate.com/66k44
>>144188695Crackstreams or Methstreams obviously
>>144188634>>144188687>32. Osi Umenyiora>87. Corey Webster>97. Hakeem Nicks despite carrying the Giants playoff run in 2011They don't know gnats ball
>>144188632Kill yourself, faggot. You should be ascending in your 30s and 40s. Grow up.
>>144188325Listen brother I love the Rams but next time we gotta mix it up.
>>144188710This. there's nothing "radical" or "totally awesome" about Islamic terrorism
>>144188710Cool meme phrase
>>144188632It's ogre
>>144188695I usually just visualize the games in my head and shout "KINO KINO KINO" in my my living room while pacing backwards and forwards
I can’t believe Europoors willfully voted for a bunch of sand monkey towel-heads to flood into their countries. What a pathetic continent.
>>144188727>You should be ascending in your 30s and 40sJust like Gayron...
>Green Gay for the game winning Field Goal>They line up.....>OH N-
>>144188781On sad days like these stories like these make me grateful for being single Do you have a 6 pack? After that you deserve to cheat on her desu
>>144188765>he got a response from the heckin kinorino guy once and is now broken
>>144188688Based digisAnd are you me?
>>144188781Thanks for the tip not to marry an autistic woman, anon.
>>144188627Is that what happened? I forgot
>>144188688>>144188781KWAB I'd rather have the potential of getting some and get none for a few months than be locked into 2+ years of no blow jobs
What is the NFL equivalent?
Kevin status?
>>144188892Pittsburg
I find it extremely funny the NFL is trying to force football on third world countries like Brazil, Germany, and the UK. They’re obsessed with their shitskin mutts playing communist kickball (soccer)
>>144188693Happy birthday
Only time my wife blows me is when she's trying to entice me to do shit she knows I don't wanna doUsually the weak af BJ isn't worth it
>>144188693Happy birthday, bro
>>144188802Could stand to work on my core but I don't care about getting ripped. She said if I get a six pack she'd be afraid it would hurt her. I don't fucking know how, like I said, might be retarded. I'd feel really bad if I did that. What's really fucked up is if I went to her and told her I was going to start having sex with other women she wouldn't even put up a fight. It would break her emotionally but she wouldn't try to stop me, wouldn't even ask me not to. I could probably bluff her though and get a blowjob out of it.>>144188820Thanks and I don't think so but we might be a similar situation.>>144188822I didn't know she was retarded at the time, I thought she just had a really bland personality.
>>144188892We'll probably find out this weekend.
>>144188693Happy birthday lad
>>144188892Cumskins
>>144188892Ummm wtf?? How is this allowed in today's society???? This would never be allowed in New Zealand where we have our national Rugby team the All Blacks
Everyone complaining about the oral sex they do/don't receive are with white or asian women
>>144188957>women>/nfl/Keep telling yourself that
>>144188372Well met m'sir
>>144188957Thick white woman give remarkable head.
Now that the dust has settled, admit these are cool. I'm not even baiting. These look sick and I would take them 10 times out of 10 over fag shit like Kelly Green.
All I know is my Pittsburgh Wokers are going to go 9-8 again this year. *sigh*
Sometimes I think life is unfair then I remember I've lost count of the amount of blowjobs I've gotten from the age of 15 onwards. Life is kino. Get getting or get unblown faggots
>>144188980To black men
>>144188980This, last week I had some fat chick finger my prostate and fondle my balls while sucking my cock like a vacuum. I didn’t even freak out when she stuck her finger in my ass because the other stuff felt so good. I came like waterfall.
>>144188985They're nice as a quaint one-off uniform. Actually a lot better than the Steelers Bumble Bee uniforms or other pre-WWII throwbacks. Zoomers can't understand that no one had "swag" or "aura" in the 30s.
>>144188980One of those finished me off in her mouth one time and I smacked the back of my head against the wall behind me so hard I almost passed out and my nose started bleeding
Imagine being so broken by jannies that you give up on turning on a trip
>And now we cut live to Erin Andrews hotel room....
>>144189030I wonder if Erin Andrews likes giving head
>>144188985Goygarb
>>144189040She's a size queen
>>144189028If you aren't getting blow jobs you need to reevaluate your status on the social hierarchy
Has anyone here tried anal? I want to give it a go because it’s the biggest alpha move there is.
>>144188892>Massive expectations after an unexpected good year last season>Meme coach>Will be let down by lack of quality QB playPretty clearly the Lions
You think Zach Wilson and his bimbo wife go on double dates with Bo Nix and his wife while Jarrett Stidham plays Madden at home alone making himself the starting QB on a team?
>>144189081Yeah, you want me to pop you open? Go Lions.
>>144189072I get/give head to everyone during the tailgate on Sundays
>>144188892Their QB got drafted by the Jets so I'm going to say the Jets will also suffer such a fate.
>>144189081Yes 3 times with one ex. Trust me the thought of anal is infinitely better than the reality. It's tight but doesn't feel right like pussy does. I still find it hot to play with a girls ass but not stick my dick in it
>>144189081It's nice but not worth fasting all day.Anyway go eagles.
>>144189123Don't a lot of eagles fans fast? I heard heroine makes you too sick to eat.
>>144188957My first long term ex was white blew me every other dayDidn't marry her because she's a turbo slut that had fucked 20+ dudes during high schoolEnded up marrying a blond haired and blue eyed turbo Saxon
honestly I don’t mind the eagles bbc posters, lately I’ve gotten into blacked porn and their cocks are ENORMOUS. But sure, whites are the “surperior” race
>>144189081It hurts really bad but it stimulates your prostate a lot
>you now remember 2020 covidball and having games randomly on Wednesdays
>>144189183I don't remember Covid lockdown at all. I was absolutely blasted off the whole time.
>>144189081it’s kinda trash and literal shit comes out of that hole if you think about it
>>144189207Girls don't poop idiot
>>144189216most girls don’t wipe properly or even floss their teeth dude
>>144189092Hover handing your own wife. KWAB
>>144189202I was working the entire time in Melbourne but damn I was getting DRUK and eating KFC+Chinese takeout almost everyday. Gaming and NFL for me through. Played a ton of old bangers like Gothic, KOTOR, Enderal etc
>>144189104Based Cowboys fan
>>144189216true
>>144189226>they don't wipeThey don't need to because they don't poop you fucking moron.
>>144189255yeah ok go get shit all over your dick for all i care i’m trying to save your life dumbass
>>144188892Bucs
>>144189275If you had butt sex with a girl and poop came out then I got bad news for you...
>>144189304is that you? that’s passing :)
>>144189081You should try mild choking and mild bondageJizzed so hard it bounced off the backboard of our bed and hit the ceiling and we both keked
>>144189328Passing? More like passing gas(another thing girls don't do).
Passing? More like passing gas(another thing girls do in my open mouth).
>>144189349trip on temujin
>brapping, shitting, pissing, jizzing and anal sex - /nfl/
>...Anonymous >09/04/24(Wed)07:10:25 No.144189364>>>144189349 #>trip on temujin
>>144189281broken
>>144189387
>>144189384anal is overrated tbqhdon't understand what fags get out of it except HIX and monkeypox
>>144189384Nobody has mentioned passing you fucking degenerate.
>>144189393I refuse to have any faith in Baker Mayfield
>...Anonymous >09/04/24(Wed)07:13:05 No.144189399>42 KB>42 KB JPG>>>144189387 (You) #
>>144189404Is HIX the new gender neutral term for HIV because only gay guys get HIV?
>>144189413that’s not what it looks like on my screen
>>144189419yes
Here's a not-gay post, for a change: The Seahawks are going to bootyblast the Broncos.
>hes posting soijak party images againits so fucking over for tripfaggots
>>144189455true
>Jesus of Nazareth died for no reason -AriMeirov
My wife doesn't blow me anymore but makes me blow her once of twice a day.
>>144189455Seattle's hatred of Bo Nix will only give him more power.
Rams are going to beat the texans in the superbowl this year. Screencap it
>>144188491And there it is...
>Steeler country lets...
>>144189507move to the sunbelt
>>144189507The standard is the standard
>>144189507He's just a burden for every team he's on, isn't he?
>>144189534look at my filename…there is a reason I hate that faggot so much
>>144189491thats normal in every marriage
>>144188634>Sam Huff>Invent the middle linebacker position with Tom Landry as your DC>Become the first player to glamorize defense>Get traded to your division rival because Allie Sherman didn't know anything about defense and didn't care>Swear vengeance>Hang 70 on the Giants in the highest-scoring game ever and then personally call to send out the field goal unit at the end of the game to run the score up as the ultimate Fuck You to Sherman>Most points ever scored in an NFL game to this very day>Spend the rest of your life hating Sherman and saying so even when he was very ill and close to dying in the last years of his life>Die knowing that you will haunt Allie Sherman's soul in the afterlife and never let him know peaceThe NFL used to be so much cooler.
Travis tears ACL or Achilles?
>havent won a ring = soul
Asking again in this thread. Bo nix supporters, will he be good in fantasy
>>144189579power of love would heal him
>>144189507...embrace our families?
>>144189507I would like everyone to know that Arthur Smith is our Bruce Arians and we're winning the super bowl
>>144189591steelerbros...
>>144189491My wife used to hate blowjobs, which I thought was a curse. Now she doesn’t want to have sex as much, because she’s hung up on us accidentally having another kid, so she’s been really into them. She told me the other day she’s grown to enjoy them a lot. Now I miss sex. The grass truly is always greener.
>>144189587He won't even start a game this season
Why the fuck is it so hard to find housewife porn that doesn't involve them cheating on their husbands? Go Giants by the way.
>>144189491I met my gf when she was virgin and only sucked me off for like the first 6 months we datedGood times, but then she finally figured out how to enjoy sex and she never blows me anymore, only sex now :(
>>144189587I don't know much about betting but expect a decent passer rating and rushing yards.
>>144189610married women will only enjoy and want sex if you go down on her, and be good at it
>black qbs
>>144189591Beware the Steelers fan who lives in Colorado
>>144189591qrd?
>>144189677Man gets ass drunk and kills his wife and 2 daughters
you know there’s two entire boards to talk about about anal, blowjobs, and trannies right? Stop shitting up my general
>>144189695yeah..lets talk about our browns
>>144189577>Invent the middle linebacker position with Tom Landry as your DCSorry but that was Bill George, your man is a fraud.
>>144189802Should have played in New York then :^)
Marvin Harrison Jr will end up as one of the biggest non QB busts of all time.
>>144189685He used the funnel trick?
>>144189685He was framed by his insane munchausen by proxy wife and our JEWdicial system threw him under the bus
>>144189860I bet his future wife won't stop giving him blow jobs though.
>>144189877>thinking its ever enoughohnononono
>my teamplayer gets shot, works out at team facility two days later. dedication>your teamplayer gets shot, nowhere to be seen. bum
>>144189935>my teamNo players get shot because I don't live in a shithole
bradybros...how do we explain this
>>144190012The beating him 2 times in games it mattered
Fuck all the niggers. spics. pieces of shit. degens. Football is back. Go green team. GO EAGLES FOOTBALL.
>>144190019
>>144189004Who do you think I am?
>>144190012Brady didn’t have gronk until the latter half of his career meanwhile mahomo has Kelce now. Let’s see how he does without him before we judge
>>144190056Valid point
>>144190056No retard, we don't need to see how he does without Kelce, anymore than we needed to "see how he does without Hill", you're just going to keep moving the goal posts no matter what. He just tore through the toughest playoffs in history with one of the weakest supporting casts to ever win a SB, you don't get to pretend like he's onlg his weapons. He has one. He's allowed to have one. QBs are allowed to have good players around them. Brainlets eternally thinking it somehow detracts from a QB that they're not throwing and catching it all by their self is one of the most annoying things in the world. You are stupid
>>144190056I bet if we gave Mahomes Prime Randy Moss he'd do something though.
>>144190041>Fuck all the niggers. spics. pieces of shit. degens.Why are you talking about your own fan base like this?
Last 3 superbowl winning qbsPatrick MahomesMatt StaffordTom BradyMahomes wife has sex with many men, this is well known. Cucked.Staffords wife fucked his teammate. Cucked.Brady's wife fucked her trainer. Cucked.Before that. Nick Foles. It should have been Carson Wentz who clinched the playoffs before being injured. Instead of playing in the superbowl he became a joke, watching his backup win his superbowl and becoming the hero. Cucked.Should have been Matt Ryan. Matt Ryan literally won that superbowl, then his defense got bang banged and won his superbowl right in front of them. Cucked.Peyton Manning. Retirement tour, propped up by the league, 31+ other qbs cucked instead.Russell Wilson. Russell Wilson's wife fucked his teammate. He's also raising another man's child. Cucked.
>>144190105Yeah, never lose
>>144190097Brady and Gronk literally whooped on the chiefs in the Super Bowl. Whatever point you’re trying to make is obsolete because at the end of the day Kelce is all time talent just like Gronk. Tyreek isn’t even top 15 all time wrs>>144190105Brady went 18-1 with prime Randy moss and barley lost out to the giants what’s the point you’re trying to make exactly?
>>144190163>dude, Brady committed the most epic choke job of all time with Randy Moss though!ok
>>144190163>Brady and Gronk literally whooped on the chiefs in the Super Bowl. No retard, that was the defense taking advantage of a non-existent offensive line. If Brady had the same line he wouldn't have scored a single point. The more you talk the more you show how little you know. Keep moving the goal posts and coping for the rest of your life though, I stopped caring what a retard thinks halfway through this post
>>144190110Why do amerimutts think about cuckolding all the time
>>144190044>Who do you think I am?you are
>>144189491>>144189591What the bro is yapping bout? Dead Deadass tweakin fr
>>144190180Oh so when mahomo gets his ass whooped on national television by the GOAT himself it’s “poor wittle babys oline was unhealthy” but when Brady loses to the giants because bill belichicks defense let Eli fucking manning score with less than 2 mins left it’s all Brady fault right? Fucking ridiculous.
>>144190192Like fucking clock work. >>144190209
>>144190209You don't understand how much the o-line mattered in that game and think it's some lame excuse. By the way, not responding this to that guy in particular, but just some fun facts about the Bucs vs Chiefs bowl:>Brady was pressured four times on 30 attempts – the least amount of pressure he faced in any Super Bowl of his career>Mahomes ran for his life all night. According to ESPN Stats & Info, Mahomes being pressured on 29 of 56 dropbacks is the most in Super Bowl history.This is much different than Brady simply being unable to compete with the Giants defense
>>144190203All time sports moment on god
y'all crackas better tune in and learn a thang or two
>clotsRedpill me on this team. Will they be any good this year? I think their coaching and overall roster is good, but Anthony Richardson has strong bust vibes.
>>144190236Not saying this is going to happen but if the chiefs have an off year I’m going to laugh so hard at the cope in these threads. No one stays on top forever just remember that chiefs nigger it was only yesterday everybody was hating the patriots for being the best team aroundOh yeah and one last thing. Brady won without belichick. Mahomes will never ever ever win shit without his fatso head coach
>>144190236Those aren't real numbers retard
>>144190252>No Daunte Culpepper>No Jamarcus Russell>No Vince YoungTrash
>>144190209just score more than 14 points hahaha just move the ball into your opponents endzone hahaha like just kick a field goal
>>144190271?? Yes, they are stupid fuck
>>144190252Why does this look AI-generated?
>>144190269The Chiefs would be so owned if they finally had an off year dude how would they ever recover. You mean tell me the Chiefs may not win the super bowl every year? I have the brain of a five year old so to me that just proves they're nothing much at all heh. Of course you're already moving the goal posts to "we'll see how he does without Andy", dude maybe we should see how he does without a team at all. I bet then he'd really be owned. Good luck out there you fucking retard
are 7 and 3 real numbers?
>>144190302>the chiefs nigger thinks mahomes is going to be playing at prime level for infinity amount of yearsJesus dude. I would tell you to grow up but you’re probably only like 14
Any way to watch old manningcast games? Looking for one with Russel Wilson on it, 2021 season. I think it was raiders/ravens. The normal site I use only has the standard broadcast.
>>144190317Jesus dude, maybe you should learn how to read since your greentext has nothing to do with my post. What the fuck is going on, this has to be the same guy right? Please stop coming here
>>144190281No they're not. "Pressures" is a made up stat. Nobody constitutes what is pressure you moron. Seriously small mutt brain kek
We should really just ban all conversations about brady vs mahomes.
>>144190303They're prime numbers so probably
>>144190329>le only started watching football 5 years ago manJust promise to stay when your team sucks ass
Consider the following
>>144190272i kek'd at russ in the steelers jersey as if he's not gonna suck donkey balls this year, it's like putting in vick as a jet instead of a falcon
>>144190340Another random nonsequitur from a literal fucking retard
>>144190333"Nobody constitutes what is pressure you moron" I say without a lick of self awareness
It's Russell Wilson Time!
>>144190356“Mahomes doesn’t actually need 4 rings to prove anything! He still the goat in my heart!”You in a year or two if the chiefs never make it back
>>144190344Mahommes is not a top, tho.
reffies finna be feastin' this season
>>144190398REFFIE CHADS RISE UP!
>>144190366>Whoa my whole paycheck depends on every play better perform>OH NOOOOO A DEFENDER IS WITHIN MY PERSONAL SPACE NOW IM HECKIN REALLY UNDER LPRESSURE CHUDCELS!!!!see how dumb you are mutt?
>>144190382Oh wow, in a year or two huh. Maybe you should look up how many years it took Brady to win his fourth. It was ten, since I know you're retarded and would probably confuse yourself. But if Mahomes doesn't do it in the next two he's owned for lyfe or something. Coming from the guy who thinks the Chiefs will "suck ass" this year, not surprised. I'm sure you've been talking up how shit the Chiefs will definitely be the past couple years and promised to post many ebic screencaps only to end up here, swearing up and down the Chiefs will be owned if they don't accomplish the historic (that means never before accomplished) 3peat that actually everyone expects them to and they probably will. After that you still won't have learned and will have swear Mahomes will be humiliated when he doesn't fourpeat. I don't come to /nfl/ not expecting banter and hot takes about the current dynasty of the league, the issue is that you are literally a retard with nothing but retarded things to say, even more retarded than the people who have consciously retarded takes to stir the pot. You are retarded in an uninteresting, honest, and purely irritating way and need to fuck off to whatever fat retard board you more typically frequent. I assume this must be your first day back since last season, since I would have noticed someone as retarded as you before. You are a purely unpleasant and retarded person, fuck off.
I used to have a hard time believing Patriots fans when they said Mac Jones was elite..... now I know they were just KWAB like him
>Joe Burrow did not practice todayuh oh bunglebros
>>144190461Is it bad I want the Bengals to put Brisket in a coma...?
We about to have 5 nights in a row of football to kick off NFL season Thur - NFL Opener with Mahomes vs the MVPs on NBCFri - Jordan Love vs the Eagles Machine in Brazil on PeacockSat - Colorado (QB going 1stR) @ Nebraska (Matt Rhule) on NBCSun - Rams @ Lions on NBCMon - Rodgers @ 49ers on ABC
>>144190451 Imagine arguing about another man who plays a child’s game. You just exposed yourself for being a tranny. Go back before you embarrass yourself further, no Mahomo is not going to fuck you for defending him online.
>>144190344Nice paint skills
Makes the NFC seethe
>>144190501The best opening week to NFL in my lifetime imo
>>144190501>Rodgers will end his career in prime time, playing his favorite team.
Really bad vibes from the Bengals this year. Wouldn't be surprised if they blow it all up after picking in the top 5 this off-season.
>>144190267i like the roster. richardson needs to get better at judging which throws to take or turn down. he got burned on some poor decisions last year. coverage unit needs to do a way better job of stopping explosive passes. they were playing some young CBs last year and I think it's pretty reasonable to expect some improvement from them. problem is that for all that improvement, the jags and texans are good too and the titties with levis feel like they could spoil someone's playoffs. this is the best that the AFCS has been since 2018.
>>144190534Kinda, the corn batter should be a little sweet already so ketchup is pointless. Should just need mustard, it's not like you're eating some basic bitch hotdog.
>>144190501Shedeur Sanders is the reincarnation of Chad Kelly and isn't going anywhere near the first round. No respectable NFL team is going to want to put up with him or with his Dad's stage mom act.
>>144190561You telling me our boy Leo Floyd about to go 2-0 against ole A-A-ron?
>>144190566They'll win the AFCN and be the only the team capable of stopping KC
>>144190534Ketchup on anything means you're a child.
>>144190534I told my GF I had mini corndogs for lunch and she asked me if I'm 12 (srs). People sleep on them. It's a pancake hot dog
>>144190534i hVe to try this
>>144190566couldn't be more wrong my friend. they're winning the owl
>is that a hot dog deep fried in pancake batter? Served on the side with a tangy Dijon mustard? Gross try this 20 dollar cuckpotle bowl like an adult Fuck you Kayla
>>144190622Cutie
>>144189092Stidham is married and has kids
>>144190202Because they are mutts in AmericaThey are "black" but don't have a huge dick like the jews told them they would so they vent about cucks on the internet Here in the states we refer to these people as "faggots"
>NinerEmpire4KamalaLock all chudites up!
>>144190394>tfw Britt's tat is because Mahomes is fucking other girls and not the other way around
>>144190202Listen squatemalan, come back to me when the USA isn't leasing an entire city block's worth of property in that head of yours free of charge. If anything the question is why are you so cucked that you focus on what "americans" are doing. Don't you have a panamanian sport to follow? Oh right, they don't televise watching fat south americans walk north as a sport.
Fair corn dogs are really good tho
>>144190704It's neither fyi, it was photoshopped. By itself a basic bitch meaningless symbol, with the colors it's a polyamory symbol, so ppl shopped in the colors as a joke. If Brittany ever caught Mahomes with another girl I am 100% sure she would eat her. In real life.Awful video but here's an example of Mahomes not being about that life https://youtube.com/watch?v=FuICZcgZmPs
>>144190757Its literally on her instagram and I’ve posted the link here before…
>>144190757And this one is just because she LOVES petting dogs right?
>>144190775Read the post again
>>144190757>gay guys ignore women shockingamazingenthrallingnever before seen.
>>144190757Yeah I'm pretty sure that tat just means "infinite love" to your average basic white bitch
>>144188325Bowles is a coward.
>>144190757idk why you care so much about what adults do in their private lives? obsessed much?
>>144190790Yeah
DANIEL JONES JUST MADE KAY ADAMS CUM AGAIN!
>>144190791kek based moon cricket setting these fuckers straight
>>144190622>>144190595Cool Homer opinions but shh the big boys are speaking
>>144190798What
>>144190813i don't watch the simpsons sry
>>144190791yfw Bowles won a Super Bowl with the Skins
>>144190757"Eat her" kek
>>144190851you might be talking to a literal woman
>>144190862https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y6lzXbCri5kBrittany Mahomies might bang her.
I want Leonard Floyd to snap rogers' ankle AGAIN, 4 plays into MNFcan you say KINO??
>>144190606Probs gonna have to buy the jew all beef ones to be Kosher/Halal
>>144190871>Making fun of Taylor behind her backBased
Pressures isn't a real stat don't make shit up
>[BR Gridiron] Stefon Diggs talked being traded from Buffalo and how he's ready for a fresh start in Houston. "None of those teams (Bills & Vikings) wanted to get rid of me. Things had to shake because I kind of wanted them to shake"Why does he keep going to teams that have never won a Superbowl before if it keeps pissing him off.
>>144190597Ketchup or hot sauce is the only thing I put on eggs
>>144190914He's literally retarded
>>144190921orale go cowboys holmes
What did he mean by this?
>>144189408IDK, he did dickslap the Eagles out of the playoffs last year.
Nothing wrong with ketchup on steak
>>144190934anal sex
Hassan Reddick is a massive bitch at the end of the day and will probably lose his NFL gig the more he bitches.
>>144188372Good day ringlessbro, and good luck to you this season.
>>144189408Baker is based and you're a little bitch
>>144190950I'm sorry your team will die to the phins and it will be meaningless.Rip in humidity
>>144190862*screams and hides*
>>144190713>Asks why anon thinks about cuckolding all the time>Responds with cuckoldry analogyPottery
i wish i didn’t like sports
>>144190934>Oh man, it was BAD>I won't even hint at what it was, so you can make an assumption that's almost definitely worse than what I'm alluding to, but trust me bro
>>144190969I'm sorry I couldn't read your post, your crying in the background was too loud anon.
so, so, so so so fucking true guys
Anybody else ever get aroused when shitting because it feels like a big black dick in your ass? Go Lion! Go Lion!
>>144190944kill yourself
>>144190927Heinz Field, niggaYou think they made all those shekels selling condiments people hate?
>>144190963Jacksonville is also in Florida in case you didn't know.
Rammies running the NFC West this year
>>144190992kwab I was more referring to the whole hot sauce thing.>>144190999Indeed. I'm saying it will be suffering in humidity and it will be for nothing. Not that the jags have a problem with humidity. The nfl doesn't want teams outside of florida to actually play in miami in the day. They might have to turn their bench AC units on.
>>144190999Jacksonville isn't half as humid as Miami dumb ass nigga
>>144191010kek he's ok he just thought I was trying to suggest the jags would be at odds because of the heat and humidity when I was just pointing out they would die and it would be humid and that sucks. If you die you want it to be a crisp day.
>>144191005nfl needs a team with a camel so i can root for
>>144191042Your mom is already busy enough
>>144191008Hot sauce hating NIGGA
>>144190934>When we first discuss Buffalo, and I point out that people seemed to make him and Allen out as enemies, Diggs demurs, saying those are “evil villain stories” that he doesn’t feel the need to refute: “If I feel targeted or I feel somebody’s saying something that’s wrong, can I say something? Yes. Will I say something? No. For what? I don’t gain nothing from it. None of these people sign any check of mine.” He had the same perspective earlier in his career, he says. “There's some things that happened in Minnesota that I never shared, that I won't share,” he says. “Because I'm a professional. I believe in professionalism. You don't gotta talk bad about your ex-girlfriend to your new girlfriend.”Wow, the guy had a bad experience with a crazy-ex in Minnesota who probably nearly cut his nuts off. It's not shocking, literally every Minnesota player said they wouldn't let Diggs near their sister and would tell them not to date him. Bro was living a sitcom having 3 valentines date in the same hotel.Is diggs the most Diva WR in the league? Even the Diva WRs have gone down in quality from AB to Diggs.
Yea pressures is a real stat but momentum isn't real right? Fucking PFF retards
>>144191042What would they be called? Cucamonga Camelfuckers?>>144191055Moon crickets love hot sauce. But the only people I've ever known to eat it on eggs are beaners.
>>144191010Yes it is, Jags game can be brutal in September.
Who is looking forward to walking up to Soldier Field for one of the two primetime games it's hosting this year?
For me it’s pic related and my 49ers
>>144191069Zamn!! Dis bitch sexc ong
I'm genuinely surprised the browns play the jags at 1pm in september at jacksonville. I guess the browns aren't deserving of special treatment like the bills kek
>>144191069New mexico cameltoes
Curbstomping Taylor Swift in the nastiest hood and then leaving her to get gaped by nogs
For me it's pic related and the LA Rams
>>144191109Would the mascot be like a joe camel lookin dude in sunglasses with the toes being the front and center?
>>144191069spics don't use Louisiana, they use Valentina and shitDo you even hot sauce, white boi?
>>144190501and yet my wife somehow thinks I’m going to be doing chores and painting her sons room this weekend. boy is she sorely mistaken
>>144190973Not liking vidya or sports is a major life hack. I never go to /v/, only come to /sp/ for occasional shitposting about teams that aren't from my city.
>>144191134yeah exactly. waste of fuckin time
>Trent Williams contract reworked for $82mmPurdys ACL just bought some time. Make it count
>>144191134based/v/ is gay as fuck anyways since 80% of the board is about tranny faggot weeb games
>>144191134Yeah you say that but then you end up being 40 and having crazy ass hobbies like mountain falconry or something. Man will find something for his mind to rest during one way or another.
>>144191079Your part of "Florida" is basically Missouri. Real Florida doesn't start until south of Tampa. You don't have humidity
>>144191080Bears preseason pep rally
>>144191156If it wasn't for /v/ I would've missed out on so many kinos over the years. They miss but when they hit they hit big
>>144191163Don't gatekeep florida. The real problem is its a city. The cities of florida are forfeit and should be burned to the ground. That said, we are also full, fuck off.
>>144191134Sports and vidya supplement my hedonistic lifestyle and that's a good thing. I'm doing something I enjoy not for the "I'll post this on social media and not shut the fuck up about it at the office to people who don't care"
being a man and not liking sports must really f suck
>>144191143You should rub tabasco sauce in your eyes until you go blind
>>144191188You should remember you will never be white no matter what ESPN tells you.
>>144191183playing sports is fine and one of the best things to spend your time on. watching sports is not nearly as fulfilling
Does Florida really need 3 (three) teams
>>144191183Shut the fuck up nubahamafag!
>>144191195No it needs 4. The Everglades should have a football team made of actual gators.
>>144191188You should shove the Valentina bottle up your ass beaner fuck that vinegar slop
>>144191170Doomsday clock counting down to the Bears takeover of the NFL
>>144191197respect arab excelency
>>144191195They don’t. But Tampa deserves the right to exist a little longer soley because they were blessed by brady
>>144191216Why does Brittany look like she's being held captive by 2 trannies and is pleading for help?
>>144191195Yes, deal with it.
>>144191224Because you've been on /gif/ too much
Post your team's most famous male and female fans>Chiefs>Brad Pitt and Taylor Swift>Yes, you are all ridiculously mogged
>>144191235Uh.. is there a thread on there like that?
>>144191211Secret weaponry the Bears are working on
>>144191182https://www.tiktok.com/@santiagoalbertoesp/video/7116603457376701739
>>144191236Theres also Mr Beat and that nigglet gymanstic
>>144191231Is this a bot post?
>>144191134Maybe if you’re a women. If you’re a man and you don’t like sports, it’s considered to be weird. Maybe you don’t like that, but it’s just the way it is. Not liking video games isn’t weird though
>>144191182
>>144191236RaidersLeenardo DiCaprio/Tom HanksI don’t know who female fan
>>144191236i bet you look just like her too
>>144191249That’s crazy
>>144191243beeeernbeeeernbeeeern
Mr Beast is a Swiftie and Chiefs fan
>>144191260Most of the guys I know and interact with give 0 fucks about sports in general beyond like the super bowl or maybe the world series final games out of habit or from their childhood. I live basically "in the woods" and the guys I interact with are not city weirdos or something. A few have team gear for their old favorite but most haven't watched beyond a game or two in a decade+The NFL bled a lot of "sports fans" who should be their key market.
>>144191263>DiCaprio Only source I could find of him being a Raiders fan is a speculative reddit post that is disproven in the comments. Nice try orc
I just come to falseflag as fans of other teams and get each other to fight
>>144191275BurrrsBurrrsBurrrs
Is Taylor gonna be at the game Thursday?
>>144191236>49ers>Jeremy Renner and Julia Robertsugh. Raiders fans have it better than us.
>>144191294/nfl/ #bountygate
today i learned that Eddie Van Valen was an asshole to other rock musicians
>>144191273Pretty good rendition. Covid no-crowd is hilarious though
>>144191307That Eruption solo is pretty sweet thohttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M4Czx8EWXb0
>>144191307That reminds me
>>144191263Jessica Alba is a Raiders fan.
>>144191303I would argue Kamala is more famous than Julia Roberts at this point
>>144191332Damn, shame to find out he's a tranny like this.
>>144191301Bears have sent an official warning statement to all teams coming to play in Soldier Field:Forfeit or be ritually burned and sacrificed in front of the masses
>>144191332good clip
>>144191285Long winded way of saying you and most of the guys you interact with are weird lol
>>144191236Taylor is an iggles fan sorry bro
>>144191333
>>144191329James Hetfield (Metallica singer) is also Raiders fan
>>144191360Lmao
>>144191350>weirdNo that would be the NFL. Have you just ignored the last 2 decades of shit?They have ran off their audience in favor of the weird. I'm going to just give you the benefit of the doubt and assume you're trolling. Point was and is older guys who should be their main income stream are not tuning in anymore other than the owl.
Since we’re bringing up old shit, one of my favorite moments is when roided up Jim Everett reckt the first sports troll that was Jim Romehttps://youtu.be/t3BH97I5Ur8?si=bOMJfPUT6zdS3t39
>>144191373Marketing and catering towards the young is always the better strategy if you are a business, which the NFL is
>>144191390Ok? Have fun.
>>144191357The Eagles are her cringe ex that won't stop blowing up her phone long after she's moved on
Post a player from your team with great potential that keeps getting hampered by injuries >Detroit>Ifeatu Melifonwu
>>144191420Ryback
Ryback into this bussy
>>144191344NFC expected to have same teams in playoffs as last year except sub Falcons for Bucs and sub Bears for Ramsplayoffs 49ersFalconsEagles, CowboysLions, Bears, PackersRams only other team expected to be in the mix
>>144191422>>144191433based alert
>>144191398good night boomer…kep clutching your pearls
>>144191420>Detroit>Levi Onwuzurike>Detroit>Josh Paschal>Detroit>John Cominsky>Detroit>Emmanuel Mosley
>>144191435Cowboys are due for one of their classic disappointing 10+ loss seasons despite having a talented roster.Seems to happen every couple of years for no real reason.
>>144188364Lmao @ the Buncos, Panties, and Shitriots lol
>>144191435Soldier Field is about to once again become the most known, most respected and most feared stadium in the NFC
>>144191458:(
>>144191294>pop into /nba/>mass reply to everyone and say that Lebron is the most underrated player to ever touch the court>leave
Respect and fear this bussy
>>144191441>i have missed the point repeatedly and am now just trolling openlyoh ok glad to hear it anon thanks for letting the thread knowGo Eagles!
>>144191468Lol no
>>144191468VIP tours of Soldier Field on Ticketmaster are selling for thousands with a growing waiting list as people line up to be a part of the glory
>
Just farded and shidded in my shiddy fardy poopy pantsGo Lion! Go Lion!
>>144191513It wouldn’t be surprising. The NFL is now the WWE with the Chiefs being Triple H
bros. we are two days away from football. two days!! wow!!!!!!!
>>144191520If you believe every random photoshop image you see, you probably shouldn't be on the internet without handlers. Not joking
Thoughts? Comments? Copes, seethes?
Handle this bussy
>>144191534Rams too high.Falcons shouldn’t be there
>>144191536
>>144191544>rams too highkek, imagine thinking this
>>144191544Cowherd has been high on the Rams for two years now fwiw
>>144191491yeah but i was smug about it dipshit that’s the whole point
>>144191534>1.Yissssss>2.Lmao>3. I have no problem with the Rams but no, not even close>4.Should be 2 until proven otherwise>5.Should be 3>6. Should be 4>7. Shouldn't even be top 10>8.Should be 6>9.Should be 5>10.Lmao
People are over rating the lions
>spencer rattler and jake haener named co-backupsRattler-bros, what exactly did they mean by this
>>144191572Ridiculously
>>144191534Stop watching goycasts its bad enough we're watching nflslop
>>144191561he’s in LA he wants to be friends with the Rams so he gives them good press
>>144191583ok but the rams are actually good
>>144191596Ur mum is good too lel
this bussy is good
Raiders will probably put up another 60 burger on the pitiful Chargers this Sunday right?
My top 101. Chiefs2. Ravens3. Packers4. 49ers5. Eagles6. Texans7. Bengals8. Cowboys9. Rams10. DolphinsPls rate
>>144191612There’s a rumor that Justin Herbert might not play
>>144191598damn, gottem>>144191568I'd have it1. Chiefs2. Ravens3. 49ers4. Lions5. Texans6. Eagles 7. Bills8. Rams 9. Bengals 10. Cowboys
>>144191516Classic Chicago bantz
>>144191612yeah we should bet on it i think
>>144191420TJ Watt would be Aaron Donald tier if he didn't get injured every year
The Bills may not even make the playoffs and they'll still have at least six (6) more wins than the ________.
Bills won’t make the playoffs
>>144191612it would be surprising if either team scores over 20.
>>144191624>>144191614The Bengals will finish last in their division
>>144191612You faider niggers are so delusional, I know you niggers are dumb but you guys will get demolished this sunday and your bankrupt dumb nigger coach will begone by mid season!
>>144191637Me when someone comments 7 > 3
>>144191636Panturds
>>144191614>peckers and bengals above the ramsotherwise good list
>>144191636Broncos
>>144191636jets and pats combined
>>144191648Hahahhah still mad about that ass raping huh? Remind me how many Super Bowls your dumpster franchise has won.
>>144191612>implying it won't be a nailbiter where the Raiders luck out a meme winIf you don't like winning by 7 points or less each week you don't like Raiders football.
>>144191655The Rams have a good team but Stafford is deep in the twilight of his career now imo. He was already struggling last season and I think this season he completely falls off
i LOVE my mutt qb!
>>144191655The Rams are one Stafford injury away from going winless.
>>144191580cowchad is comfy, if you want slop you can watch first things first
>>144191679anything with sports "journalists" or commentators talking about the NFL is slop.
>>144190757>eat herOut after the other guys finish, eh? Snowball Mahommes. :D
>>144191655The Bengals and the Rams are the exact same team now that Aaron Donald has retired.The only difference is if you trust injury prone Joe Burrow or ancient Matt Stafford.
>>144191673it's unironically pretty crazy how Mahomes and Lamar opened the floodgates on black quarterbacks. went from being token runny bois to increasingly dominating the league. makes you wonder if they've always been there but just got overlooked by racist GMs
>>144191332Based Brad.
>>144191696Mahomes is white though.
Grim
BOLT UP BROCHACHOS
>>1441916497 > 3
>>144191708FUN TIMES WITH PEANUT OIL AGAIN
Mark it down on your calendar, /sp/, this year is gonna have the blackest Super Bowl ever.Lions VS Ravens.
>>144191708CRAB IS BACK ON THE MENU BOYS
>>144191705I'll get the broom...
>>144191725>Raven>Lions are a nigger team with Goof
>>144191725>This season for sure!!
>>144191420Christian Watson. Other guys like Doubs and Reed have started looking better by comparison because the dude can’t stay on the field consistently.
Fly eagles fly
>>144191727FUCK HER IN THE PUSSY>FUCK HER IN THE PUSSYFUCK HER IN THE PUSSY>FUCK HER IN THE PUSSYFUCK HER IN THE PUSSY>FUCK HER IN THE PUSSYFUCK HER IN THE PUSSY>FUCK HER IN THE PUSSYFUCK HER IN THE PUSSY>FUCK HER IN THE PUSSY
Don’t ever reply to me again tripfag janny
didnt this image ^get blocked from being posted on this site?
>>144191728Yup get that broom ready The Chargers are sweeping the Raiders this year! and they will be at the bottom of the Division, The Donkeys will be a better team than that pile of trash
I'm sorry, but did the Chargers already lose? Oh, that’s right. The game isn’t even over yet. In fact, it’s only halftime. Does not having the lead at halftime count as a loss? Is that what you’re saying? Because if you’re saying that I can assure you that you’re wrong. Why would you make this topic when the game is still on? The Chargers are still playing right now and they have been the best team in the AFC West for how many years now? They’re playing one of the worst teams in the NFL who just happen to have a lead because they’re feeding off the energy of playing in a Monday Night Game. But you know what? They still fucking suck. The Chargers are one of the best fucking teams in the NFL, they went 13-3 last year and would of won the Super Bowl if the kicker didn’t choke. Maybe you should shut the fuck up before you make retarded topics like this. You know why? Because you’re going to be embarrassed when the Chargers wins and someone bumps this topic. Oh look at that, the Chiefs just stepped out of bounds short of the 1st down when they needed to get one, just like the Jets did. Are you a fucking drunk? Are you retarded? Are you autistic? You are a fucking idiot and you should never make a topic on this board again and I’m fucking serious. I almost have a feeling you’re the only guy making all these anti-Chargers topics because you’re a faggot hater who doesn’t like the team because they’re good. Fuck you, be good at something in YOUR life and then maybe try to troll these fucking teams on the board, like I give a fuck. It’s so easy to spot out your threads now, you’re a retard. Always doing stupid shit like this. Why don’t you try to be a good poster? Just for once? For once in your fucking life try not to make a topic like this. That’s just you, you’re always right at getting it wrong. Fuck you. You are nothing.
>>144191459Name the last time they lost 10+ games while having their starting qb for the whole season.
>>144191763
>>144191735Been 12 years since the last ravens win, and 12 years since the win before that. They're due!As for Lions? ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
>>144191718>One of the most well known reddit chorger fans is a legit 10/10 who just posts herself getting fucked every which way>Also this picTruly a welcoming and diverse fanbase
>iggles and fudgepackers are playing in Brazilwtf the NFL is fucking gay. All globalist scum and their families should be killed.
>>144191780:(
>>144191785You’re talking about the one with the hairy ass?
>With the 10th griddy pick in the Skibidi Draft, the Minisomalia Vikangz select...... George Floyd (posthumously), Runningback, Hustlers University
>>144191236>Panthers>Steph Curry>Brooklyn DeckerBit rough lmao
>>1441917692010. Jerrah fired based Phillips and the clap era began.
NEW>>144191796>>144191796
>>144191795Uh maybe? I wasn't staring at her ass hairs like an autist
Polfags btfo again
>>144191645its more likely they'll win the division
>>144191808Would have preferred Brooklyn Chase
Can someone pls bake a new op this time before the 3 rasmfags make it?
>>144191812Right, so not "every couple of years for no real reason"
>>144191743>didnt this image ^get blocked from being posted on this site?
NEw>>144191870>>144191870>>144191870
>300 second waitWelp, I tried to do my part
>>144191795That little crazy asian chick has a hairy ass? Or is her bush so large and unkempt that it creeps through to the back?
>>144191909I totally forgot about the Asian plant. I thought he was talking about the bimbo on Reddit that draws with marker on her ass
>>144191174>He played thisbut /v/ wouldve told you its commie slop
