News Steelers, Cameron Heyward agree to 3-year contract Panthers release former 1st-round pick Steelers rule starting LG Seumalo out for Week 1 Alvin Kamara pausing contract talks until 2025 Brian Daboll taking over as Giants' offensive playcaller Reddick's holdout continues as Jets prep for MNF Jaylon Johnson 'done buying into the hype' around 2024 Bears: 'None of that matters' Saints HC Dennis Allen on hot seat? Cam Heyward wants to prove doubters wrong Seahawks WR Tyler Lockett insists he's playing Sunday 49ers All-Pro LT Trent Williams ends holdout Former Bronco rips Steelers QB Russell Wilson yet again: 'He's delusional' Titans' Brian Callahan: You have to treat Caleb Williams with 'respect' of a No. 1 pick
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>>144191870Everyone respect her. We need more chicks around here since JFFM turned this place into a gay general.
The script has been leaked. The Chiefs are destined to fail after Tay abandons them.
NEWSPIT: Steelers, Cameron Heyward agree to 3-year contractCAR: Panthers release former 1st-round pickPIT: Steelers rule starting LG Seumalo out for Week 1NO: Alvin Kamara pausing contract talks until 2025NYG: Brian Daboll taking over as Giants' offensive playcallerNYJ: Reddick's holdout continues as Jets prep for MNFCHI: Jaylon Johnson 'done buying into the hype' around 2024 Bears: 'None of that matters'NO: Saints HC Dennis Allen on hot seat?PIT: Cam Heyward wants to prove doubters wrongSEA: Seahawks WR Tyler Lockett insists he's playing Sunday
>NinerEmpire4Kamala
This is the official "Fuck the Lions" postPls reply "FTL" to show your support
Notice those hot chicks with pony tails and with the water bottles running back into the locker room with the football players? Yeah. Not only do they provide water to the players during the game, they are also commanded to sexually pleasure the football players. And they are happy to oblige. Each half time and each time a player goes to the locker room, the water bottle pony tail girls are sucking on the football players penises, inserting the football players penises into their anus and possibly other orficeses. Pretty cool, huh?
Did you add the team abbreviations manually or is there another site instead of redzone?
Oh look it's the elite young QB who's about to take over the league that bitchknees was telling us about
Mark it down on your calendar, /sp/, this year is gonna have the blackest Super Bowl ever!Lions VS Ravens!
Oh and Seventeen
>>144191916No way... is this real?????
>>144191905>this is the average american males mind
>>144191919
>>144191916Wtf why would an NFL player be hopping like that because of a skibidi ankle? KWAB
>>144191927It's not that bad, have a Miku
>>144191870Why didn't the independent safety evaluators pull him out of the game after this?
>>144191909I totally forgot about the Asian plant. I thought he was talking about the bimbo on Reddit that draws with marker on her ass.
>>144191947>independentLOLLMAO EVEN
>>144191916Impressive balance fr
>>144191893Swifties... another platinum record incoming...
>>144191916No way anyone thought this guy was legit right? No way bitchknees fell for one good rookie season right?
How does Chiefs AI poster get perfect logos/words etc. Mine always come out mangled
>>144191927you will beat the Chargers week 2.
>>144191981Goodell pays for his gold account
>>144191875I don't get it, is that the son?
>>144191972>Lack JokesOh no! Oh wow!
It's gonna be absolutely legendary
>>144191870>Titans' Brian Callahan: You have to treat Caleb Williams with 'respect' of a No. 1 pickWhat did he mean by this?
>>144192002put the zest to the test, if you catch my squeeze
>>144191981Trial and error. I just don't post the ones that are off. I've prompted over a thousand images easily and only saved maybe 12.
>>144191994>Christmas shit in OctoberI saw fucking Christmas trees on display last week in Costco, in August. What the shit?
Thomas Reginald Edward Patrick Brady Jr.
>>144191994>Whoa, is that gore? Holy shit, it's so gory dude, this is absolutely epic! Watch me eat my booger bro I dare you. Look it's all bloody and gross. I bet you can't watch me eat it without gagging bro. Oh look Art just sawed open that girl's chest dude talk about gnarly! Holy shit bro he's playing her sternum like a flute! Haha epic sauce my guys!
>>144192019Gotcha, yeah I don't have the patience for that kek
>>144192043Spaghetti and meatballs
>>144192046>Hating on goreFor me, it's: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RfO-54me-jY
>>144191875that's a woman
>>144192054You could also learn some minor photoshop skills too. Would help out on those "almost perfect" gens that have a fatal flaw somewhere.
>black qbs
Why can't Wh*tes play corner?
>>144192089Talk while you can. This season you learn
>>144192089?
>>144192083A white that's fast enough to play corner is probably smart enough to be a receiver
>>144192101What practice squad is he on?
>>144192101Lol, I used to think he was white til I saw him with his helmet off. Also, I thought he was a safety. White safeties are slightly more common but really they're just fast linebackers who aren't strong enough to pass rush.
>>144192107He was actually a starter for a couple years. If they brought in his good friend Dylan he could've unlocked his true potential.
How do you do fellow white men
>mentioned to my boss that i bought NFL ticket>now he wants to come over to watch sunday gamesgod fucking damnit
>>144192136Blow him for a higher salary. Worked like a charm for my wife.
>be Marcedes Lewis>be 40>still playing TE>despite being shitLmao
>>144192135This fucking dude works at the dunks on Mass Ave, I think he fucked Billy's cousin at the Dropkick show.
GOAT comin through
>>144192147he's a blocking TE. that's why he's still around
>this is a real statline
2 days until free win
>>144192089What about Ryback?!
Why don't more players hold out to avoid preseason fuck that glorified practice
>>144192089cooper dejawn finna boutta frfr no cap bruh
>>144192135That’s Aryan by American standards
>>144192235Probably helps to get back into the swing of thingsIts a reason starters usually play on like 1 or 2 drives and then it's the backups time to try to make the team
Rypoop (lol
Win this you fucking zebras
death to all umps
>>144192254I do enjoy me a good reffie annihilation
posting pundits playoff predictions
Caleb-Williams-is-a-bustbros... I'm not feeling too good...https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bRBmuDweTjE
>>144192300>1. Jets
>>144192300Rodgers snaps his ACL after 1 snap
Kyle Brandt NFC
>>144192300>3 AFC West teams>>144192332>repeat NFC East winner>Cardinals
>>144192332AFC
>>144192334
jamie Erdahl NFC
>>144192300>>144192332Why is everyone picking Rams over Niners? I thought SF re-signed all their good players.
>>144192254
>>144192359
>>144192322Needs to happen on the field to an actual ref now. We can't keep putting bounties on sideline officials.
>>144192372Maybe because the rams didn’t choke for once at one point
>>144192359>green gay>>144192379The fuck is she smoking?
>>144191870>Could have made a Raiders thread>Makes a Rams thread insteadThe absolute state of the Oakland Raiders of Las Vegas
2024 win total over/unders have updated recently. This would be the final playoff picture:AFCW ChiefsAFCE JetsAFCN BengalsAFCS TexansAFCX1 RavensAFCX2 BillsAFCX3 DolphinsNFCW 49ersNFCE EaglesNFCN LionsNFCS FalconsNFCX1 BearsNFCX2 PackersNFCX3 Cowboys
/nfl/ is a reffie general, you plebs
>>144192372Preseason hype only to be met with the crushing blow of reality
>>144192332>cardinalsI'm a fan but... lol, lmao even
>>144192372>>144192410Niners Super Bowl Hangover + Snead draft meme Magic + McVay short king energy = NFC West Title
my darkhorse team to make the playoffs is the chiefs.
>>144192427brave
>>144192427Back to the kitchen foid
Why did Mark Sanchez retire at such a young age?
>>144192403actually seems about rightNFCS could go either way desu but I don't think 3 AFCE teams make it, only 2.
My darkhorse team to make the playoffs is the mettie jetties
I will root against any team with a black quarterback. Not racist, I just don't like what they've done to the sport.
>>144192470Being a Jets QB rapidly ages you mentally and physically
>>144192505And you wonder why you'll never find love and die alone
>>144192407based refgang
>>144192407Ref bros..... we're so fucking back
>>144192547Based
>>144192547Okay but are you racist or not?
>>144192547based
>>144192571>>144192612Based on what?
>>144192624Based on ur mum getting this dick lel
drip
>>144192547Oh so you're a Bills fan...?
I cry every time I see his face. I can't believe this is my life.
If Luck had refused to sign with Indy would he still be in the league?
>>144192676why does this look like AI?
>>144192658Yes
>WE ARE THE NATION OF DOMINATION
BENGALS BROS, WE WILL BE ENTERTAINED
>>144192768>lions are black jobbersyeah
I'm honestly considering killing myself in front of my mom and siblings
>>144192768>we will shill shitty chain restaurants
>>144192786YOU SCARED?
>>144192795Go Vikings btw
>>144192795None of them believe that you have the guts to do it.
hello
the fuck is a fullback?
>>144192798fancy like
>>144192834hi
>>144192846It means he’s full figured
>>144192846Jim Harbaugh loves him some ass kicking fullbacks. One of favorite things about that psycho
Is he officially good, or was his 8 week hot streak a flash in the pan?
>>144192846two half backs
>>144192827Yeah, I walked in on them talking about me behind my back and I want to make them feel bad. I considered stomping my mom out but I don't wanna go to jail.
>>144192846frfr no cap, fullback sounds SUSSIN on GAWD bruh
>>144192887jordan poop
I'm feeling good about this season
>>144192144Joke's on you, I was gonna give her a raise anyway
>>144192887He's still in a good system. He'll appear to be good. I still haven't seen any evidence of him consistently reading defenses and going through his progressions. Not saying he can't get there, but I have my doubts
>>144192676If my teams future relied on him I'd be crying too.
>>144192918I still haven't fully realized Saquon Barkley is an Eagles player yet. It's so fucking wild.
>>144192902cap bruh, on god fullback is BUSSIN fr fr
You now remember the New York Giants drafting Daniel Jones with the 6th overall pick in the 2019 NFL draft.
>>144192887He has a very high ceiling but a very low floor. It makes the Packers very unpredictable this season. They could miss the playoffs or win it all, and I wouldn't be surprised either way.
Oh hey nice to see MC2 get paid like he should. Most underrated corner in the game and honestly deserves that contract.
>>144192676LITERALLY UNABLE TO GET SHOOK
>>144192547
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>>144192918>my player had such a good play in practice yesterday running on an empty field
>>144192956>Saquon BarkleyHe's mid
>>144192300>>144192344>>1441923792024... I am forgotten.
>>144192998Literally who dey?
>>144192994he had a shitty o-line and a shitty QB
>>144193016So did McCaffrey
>>144193016Danny Dimes is elite you just don't know ball faggot
>>144192994He played behind a terrible offensive line and was the focus of every defense the Giants played against. >>144193032
>>144192846>Harbaugh is going to ram the ball down people's throats using some ginger giant instead of memechucking It has begun
Saintsbros, what are our expectations and feelings about this upcoming season?
>>144193066Embrace the suck and hope that Dennis Allen gets fired
>>144193066Derek Carr comes out of the closet
>>144193060Thanks for showing that McCaffrey put up numbers in Carolina when healthy.
>>144193066losing to my bengies in the superb owl
>>144192918Gonna be hilarious when he looks great for two weeks and then misses the rest of the seasonPhilly misses the playoffs this year
>>144192979Tom Brady is Mexican.
>>144191893Kek
>>144193066I expect us to be in the running for the division, at least I would say that if the offensive line wasn't so suspect. They should have drafted Jackson Powers Johnson instead of Kool Aid McKinstry.
>>144193122prove it
>>144193072Dennis Allen leaving won't change jackshit. It's the fucking abhorrent cap situation that will keep this team forever mid. No coach worth a damn wants this job anyways so idk why people act like getting rid of Dennis Allen is gonna change anything.
>>144193143That's rather racist, asking someone to "prove" their heritage. A proud Chinese man like Tom Brady doesn't deserve that level of disrespect.
>>144193180based Elizabeth Warren
>>144192973most underrated corner in the game btw
>>144192372They were all picking the Seahawks this time last year.I think it's because the media still doesn't like Purdy. They keep rating Jared Goff over him and every time someone says the 49ers might disappoint, he's the only thing they point to.
>>144193065dude is clearly just to block for Herbie in the pocket.
>>144193212The Jets can be a really good team if the offense merely competent.
>See this>Think "Yeah, that's our next head coach. Hire him immediately!"
>>144193065There is no more satisfying brand of football than a team that will run it down your throat.
>>144193066Liver transplant
>>144193055He’s elite at fumbling the ball, throwing interceptions, and swindling franchises out of money
>>144193242Dennis Allen is at least competent on the defensive side of the ball. The real issue is not blowing it up in 2021 and taking your medicine. Like I said, no decent candidate is gonna want to coach this team anyways.
>>144193264>swindling franchises out of moneyHow is it a swindle if the Giants were just being retarded?
>>144192083And there it is you coward.
>>144192300>Failcons>XehawksWhy is everyone shilling for Falcons instead of Buccs and Saints
>>144192300Jets will finish 3rd or 5thCan we not?
>>144193264Sorry mam but that TLaw now.
DANIEL JONES JUST BEAT A SHITTY TEAM IN THE WILDCARD AGAIN!
>>144193304I could definitely see them winning the division. The Bills and Dolphins are weaker and the Pats are lmao. Don't get it twisted, their roster is legit, they just needed a competent QB.
>>144193309>why can't I hold all these balls?
>>144193082Are you implying Saquon didn't? They have pretty similar careers actually.
>>144192332>Lions the 4 seed>Bears, but no PackersWhat a strange prediction
>>144193321i can never trust the Jets unless they don't get kicked in the balls again. I am just waiting for the hat to fall because thats how its been every year they get the chance at being a legit champion. Do I need to remind you of Vinny in 1999 also?
>>144193329>Are you implying Saquon didn't?Not consistently. Hence he's mid
threadly reminder that my team is better than your team and all of your faggot fan traditions and memories are all dogshit compared to mine
>>144193386Anon, we cheer for the same team, remember?
>>144193371>I'm being le retarded on purpose
>>144192887Will his upcoming MVP convince you?
>>144193386I think your team SUCKS
Remember when Todd Gurley was a star? He became irrelevant after only his 4th season.
>>144193411They'll hand MVP out to literally anyone these days.
>>144193225
I could HEEM everyone itt with one hand behind my back
Reminder that after tomorrow, we have 5 straight days of football kino
>>144193407>rookie seasonretard
>>144193473>we
>>144193430Lamar has 2, the award is practically meaningless now
>>144193459Dogs don't have hands, retart
>>144193473>we Go the fuck back to your shitty website my guy
>>144193459
>>144193473There's no game on saturday, donut.
>>144193500The fact that Lamar has as many MVPs as postseason wins gets funnier the more you think about it.
>>144193521I like to partake in some college ball
>>144191870Anybody else have gay thoughts about Dan Campbell
redzoneCHADS, we have some good kino coming our way>russell "let's ride" wilson and kirk "white dak prescott" cousins debuts>random cardinals bills kino>caleb williams debut>random patriots bengals kino >texans vs colts and jags vs dolphins are actually good games >bryce "smol" young hilarity >random vikings giants kino>harbaugh debut>bo nix debut>cowboys vs browns is actually a good game>jayden "RG3.5" daniels debut
>>144193536>Niners fans
>>144193528>College football
>>144193559Dylan Raiola is based. Nico Iamaleava is nice as well.
>>144193555
>>144193473>tfw going to be out of the house from Thursday morning to Sunday nightAgony
how bad did I fuck up?
Rammies lets goooooo
>>144193555do homosexual wanna be Los Angeles cholo mexicans really do that?
>>144193585Married?
>>144193590Its not that bad
>>144193590Why are women like this? I'm not gonna stop following just because you get a little scared.
We about to have 5 nights in a row of football to kick off the NFL seasonThur - NFL Opener with Mahomes vs the MVPs on NBCFri - Jordan Love vs the Eagles Machine in Brazil on PeacockSat - Colorado (QB going 1stR) @ Nebraska (Matt Rhule) on NBCSun - Rams @ Lions on NBCMon - Rodgers @ 49ers on ABC
>>144192846imagine an offensive lineman who lines up behind the LoS to block for the runningback.
>>144193590Typical femoid behavior
>>144193590
>>144193600Race weekend
>>144193621Dylan Raiola is a future number 1 overall pick
>>144193590>>144193604doing great bros keep it up and remember, ALWAYS rememberjust be yourself :D
>>144193662how is this nigga Dominic Raiola's kid? He was a white boy
>>144193666
>>144193590Do yourself a favor and read Models by Mark Manson. It will change your perspective.
>>144193662He's just like Mahomes so we get Mahomes NBC Thurs night and the Mahomes clone on NBC Sat Night
>>144193681Maybe the man liked him a lil chocolate
>>144193704He literally looks like he's related to Mahomes. He also wears #15 and is chunky like him.
>>144193598>Deflecting to LA for no reasonHoes Mad
>With the first overall pick of the 2025 NFL draft, the New York Football Giants select: Shadeur Sanders. Quarterback. Colorado.
>>144193738Shedeur is actually pretty good, too bad that Colorado has not improved at all in trenches from last year. I expect Nebraska to win by a TD at least.
>>144193423Yeah, it's crazy how he burned out so suddenly. I think he's the main reason teams started looking really hard at paying RBs after their rookie contracts. Aside from Zeke that is.
>>14419370828 years 7 months 6 daysSince Cowboys last went to the Super Bowl
>>144193585>>144193660iktfb>referee a sport>have hs games thursday and friday evening, more hs games all day saturday, then youth games all day sunday
Do you think Matt Eberflus gets nervous when talking to Caleb Williams?
>>144193779OH FUCK is just realized i have games on monday evening toojesus christ
>>144193787I’m sure he struggles with urges to not buck break him
>>144193777Things will be different
>>144193787Probably closer to the ick when he sees his purse.
is andrew tate a good role model? I started listening to his daily motivation videos when I get up in the morning
>>144193777
>>144193787He even said he does. That's why he brought Kerry Joseph in to be his handler
>>144193787>Matt Eberfluswho the FUCK is that supposed to be?
Bros, I found a website that uploads full replays of the condensed NFL games and also the full 7 hour NFL Redzone recording. I'm considering not watching games live anymore to enjoy my Sunday then spend the week watching the full 30-45 minute condensed games. How gay am I for this?BTW here's a link to last year's week 18 redzone recording to show I'm not bullshitting. https://ok.ru/video/7237312252472
not clicking that. Youtube does a fine jobMODS
>>144193871yea bro I'll click that fer sure
Sneak's Official NFL Power Rankings 2024 - Week 1 Edition!1. Kansas City Chiefs 322. San Francisco 49ers 30.83. Baltimore Ravens 29.84. Detroit Lions 28.75. Houston Texans 27.56. Buffalo Bills 277. Philadelphia Eagles 268. Cincinnati Bengals 25.19. Green Bay Packers 2410. Miami Dolphins 23.411. Dallas Cowboys 22.212. Los Angeles Rams 20.413. Cleveland Browns 19.214. New York Jets 18.615. Tampa Bay Buccaneers 18.516. Jacksonville Jaguars 17.517. Indianapolis Colts 1518. Atlanta Falcons 14.319. Pittsburgh Steelers 13.520. Seattle Seahawks 12.821. Chicago Bears 12.422. Los Angeles Chargers 11.523. New Orleans Saints 11.424. Minnesota Vikings 9.525. Tennessee Titans 8.226. Arizona Cardinals 6.927. Washington Commanders 6.128. Las Vegas Raiders 5.129. New York Giants 4.330. New England Patriots 2.931. Denver Broncos 2.432. Carolina Panthers 1
>>144193879oh shit youtube has nfl redzone relays? shit please send me a link
>>144193900Delete your post
For me? It’s the 2024 MVP Jared Goff‘s O-line
>>144193879>>144193890why would i lie to my sp friends?
Don't do anything illegal. Don't watch NFL games illegally. You've been warned. Breaking the law and being racist on 4chan isn't "funny and cool" like you've been told
>>144193897Imagine looking at the Texans roster and thinking they're the 5th best team in the league lmfao they were a dropped pass away from not making the playoffs or did you forget?
>>144193871>.ru
Just got done doing a 3 month sentence in San Quentin. How are my 49ers looking so far?
>Oh, hey /nfl/
>>144193930to be fair, I already have a place for NFL replays.
Who's gonna tell himhttps://x.com/jamisonhensley/status/1830328906613916027
>>144193811Cowboys sure did "Mailbag: Strengths and weaknesses after cuts?"QB - skippedRB - I still see a hole at running back. If one of the running backs can provide some juice that I just can't foresee at this moment, then I could be wrong here, but I just don't see that as of now. OL - the depth of the offensive tackle position is a concern. As for depth options behind Tyler Guyton and Terence Steele, those realities would require a player with little-to-no NFL experience stepping in and filling in. A little bit of comfort could be useful there if that were to happen at tackle at some point in the season. Experienced help is needed at swing tackle with Chuma Edoga on injured reserve likely until around ThanksgivingTE - like the versatility of the tight end positionWR - got to like the wide receiver position with CeeDee Lamb signed to an extensionDL - defensive end, little experience there if Micah Parsons is used some at linebacker as planned.LB - a strength going into this season, and who would have thought that coming out of last season? The addition of Eric Kendricks through free agency, Marist Liufau through the draft, DeMarvion Overshown by way of injury return and the emergence of Buddy Johnson on special teams gives this defense a solid foundation in the second level.the upgrades made at linebacker DBs - strong at safetyOnce DaRon Bland makes his way back from his foot surgery, the secondary will be a solid group as wellExperienced help is needed at the fourth corner now that DaRon Bland is on IR for at least four games with previous fourth corner Caelen Carson now likely starting
>>144194097Ravens fans, players, coaches and GMs are all clueless except me. Only I'm brave enough to know we ain't doing shit with DeCosta's dogshit drafting and Harbaugh's conservative coaching
>>144194060>against police brutality>does the Derek Chauvin poseWhat did he mean by this?
If John Harbaugh came to New Zealand I'd beat his head in. Fucking get rid of Greg Roman instead of firing himself. Retard faggot
>>144194046Pretty bad like your arse
>>144192334He's so hot
Two more days until the mutt gets da fluuu n sheeeeeit again
>>144194159Damar Hamlin energy fr fr
https://www.theringer.com/nfl/2024/9/3/24232254/dallas-cowboys-jerry-jones-stephen-jones-ownershipApparently the Cowboys aren't spending money and are turning into a trash franchise like the Lakers.
>>144193080seig heil mein Führer
>>144194144Remember when Ravens had that offense that was putting 50 on everyone and taking the league by storm?Those were good times
>>144193897>Bills 6Sneak... I...
>>144194219>jerry jonesscott
>>1441942282019 that 12 game win streak with all those dogfight games against the AFC North and NFC West we were the best team in the league. Lamar choked, the WRs got exposed and so did our secondary by the Titans
>>144194355Lol. Rodgers, Brady, Dak. All guys that dominated their divisions. What a joke.
Alternate timeline where Dak cut off his penis and transitioned only to end up a biological joke
is he right?
>>144194386Thinks he's playing Lamar
>>144194386That's dumb as hell. You want them to run the ball.
>>144194386does he not know that mahomes is literally the best QB in the league?
>>144194386>make mahomes beat you with his arm
This hasn't been debunked
>>144194355Pray for the team that ends up with Dik Sleepscoot
Cowboys @Cleveland and Da Dawg Pound >this will be the first real game since that dreaded January game against the Green Bay Packers. Six months later, it’s time to start anew.CLE favored by 2.5
>>14419441840 what?
>The Patriots will be poverty for the forseeable futureWho here DOESN'T experience immense joy when realizing this? I don't think Paats fans know what's coming. Without Brady and Belichick, their franshise is Browns and Lions tier of poverty and they are NOT a destination for any free agent or coach worth a damn. It will be so joyous to see a million Dave Portnoys slowly come to this realization.
What teams have their "window" closing? Niners? Bills might already be closed
FUCK THE PUNDITS!FUCK THE SNOWBIRDS!AND FUCK THE MAFIA!IT'S GONNA BE OUR YEAR PHINBROS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
>>144194445Bills window is closed yes. Bengals is actively closing, this year is their last shot before they lose Higgins and become far less dangerous
This Disney shit better Fucking be fixed this week you Fucking Cocksuckers you!
>>14419444549ers might've propped their window open for a few more years with their latest draft class.The upcoming issues are going to be replacing Kittle, Deebo and Ward. Other than that the team seems pretty set.
>>144194355The fact that a bottom-15 QB has domionated a division for close to a decade is more a testamant to the inferiority of the NFC Least than anything else.
>>144194440Maye tho?
Discuss why he keeps getting robbed of DPOY
i think we have a top 3 roster
>>144194097Harbaugh said Lamar is going to the best qb of all time or something along those lines. If the Ravens didn’t win so many games I would think he would be in a mental institution right now.
>>144194453>seethe inducescott
>>144194462>having Directv
>>144194386We need to stop that elite Chiefs run game that has won 3 Superbowls in 5 years. Then they have nothing.
Imagine getting a Derek Carr jersey for Christmas lmfao why the actual FUCK did Mickey Loomis pay mans?
>>144194480because his team is trash. it's rare for a player of the year to be selected from a non-playoff team
>>144194483You usually have a stacked roster
>>144194480isn't he gay?
PACHECOOOOOOO
lol
>>144193728No, the Mexicans in San Jose (ninner fans) poorly copy the behavior of cholo Mexicans in LA. Go to a game at Levi stadium and you’ll laugh.
>>144194532
>>144194551realistically who could the cowboys find at QB that'd be better than Dak? they'd have to go FA or take an absolute chance in the draft with bad QB drafts coming up.
>>144194563
>>144194551Okay, what better option are they considering? I'm not a believer in Dak but if you're going to replace him then you better have someone in mind.
>>144194440I don't want to see the Patriots in the playoffs again for at least 20 years. They are overdue for a long Browns era of misery.
>>144194563Chaps suck at orginality
>>144194586They don't need a free agent. Cooper Rush can run that offense just fine.
>>144194462Does that mean you have a satellite dish on top of your house? What is it, 2006?
>>144194629If you're ditching Dak for being "just fine" then why is it okay for Cooper Rush to not win you Super Bowls?
Roquan pls
>>144194476Who?
>>144194551Why are the Cowboys like this? It's fun to watch but Jerry must be retarded.
>>144194612>let dak walk>fire mccarthy>trade a massive amount to draft sheduer sanders >hire deion sanders as coachit's an absolutely jerry move to makedo eet jerry, do eeet
>>144194645I don't care. Fuck the cowsois
Tfw stopping the run
is there really a point in watching a game where they will slobber all over the mutt, the zogbot whore and the wigger while also trying to make excuses for the >black qb on the other team?
>>144194219WEDEMSOYSStay mad yall
>>144193590Be yourself man cmon
>>144194699Seek help
>>144194699Maybe because you like football and just because you hear someone say something you don't need to agree with it or even acknowledge it.
>paying Sack Pisscock $55+ mil a year to be embarrassed in the WC round every yearI hate the sois and Jerr, but the dude doesn’t miss on Oline picks in the draft. Hate to see the old man getting bent over by >Mid Picksix
>>144194699If I'm alone I usually watch football with the sound off.
What is "zog"?
>>144194440>I don't think Paats fans know what's coming.What do you mean what's coming? They've been a poverty franchise for the last four years.
>>144194721seek a beverage not based on soi products.
>>144194386idk and idk if he’s answering candidly either that’s the most stock response possible
The Browns have never lost a game at Huntington Bank FieldBig Ben has never won a game at Huntington Bank Field
>>144194763>>144194721
>>144193662at least his last name is not Martinez
What is the most likely least likely super bowl?For me it's Jets Cowboys
>>144194774>>>/lgbt/go home
>>144194734what's the alternative though? this >>144194629 ?>cooper rushscott>trey lancescott>rookie QBscott
>>144194751If you think 2020-2023 Patriots is poverty, you have no idea what poverty can be. In fact, I expect the New England Patriots to redefine what it means to be poverty.
Thoughts?
I'm currently drinking my 8th beer of the night. I am out of beer. I need to get up at 5:30 central for my lowly construction job.. Should I run and get more beer?
Is this the average Cowboys fangirl?
>>144194829Caleb 3 tiers too low.
>>144194829seriously thought Tom Greene was dead
>>144194829crazy disrespect to lamar
>>144194868The dog whistle takes are getting old
>>144194829It'll be hilarious if he has to drop Caleb if he plays badly. Surprising that Lameme is that low. His Lawrence meme is annoying at this point, way too high; switch Lawrence and Rodgers and the rest is fair.
>>144194829>Swap Purdy and Cousins>Swap Goff and T-Law>Swap Lamar and Caleb>Swap Herbert and Hurts
>>144194841No
>>144194868>>144194887>>144194895this is Nick's Mahomosexual showing. he rates Stroud high because last year Stroud was pulling off Mahomesian style of plays. Caleb William showed that in preseason, and so he's on the Caleb hype train predicting Bears vs Chiefs SB
>>144194905As a Chiefs fan who hates the Ravens, Lamar is #2 in the league. Period. End of discussion.Your debates can start at #3
>>144194480>Proud Serbian >Prison King of Dallas by the time he was 18>Then he dies Detroit (EMU)>Now he's in VegasHe'll retire a Cowboy
>>144194887>if he plays badly>if
>>144194916kek I was being nice>>144194913My theory is he's hyping up Caleb as le Mahomie2.0 just so that if he doesn't live up to the hype he can hype Mahomes even more.
>>144194829>rookie above the reigning MVPYeah, he’s an engagement bait whore. People will figure it out soon enough
>>144194914Thanks. You've convinced me to get another 12 pack of beer. Sorry, >>144194905
>>144194941It took 30 years for Skip to finally burn out on that shit.
>>144194941> People will figure it out soon enoughgenerally speaking zoomers aren’t people
>>144194941it's also why he's seething about the eagles so much, gets clicks/v(you)s
>>144194950That’s part of why I think people are going to figure it out quicker. Skip ran that well dry.
>>144194943Lol, I respond to who I want!
>>144191875>son
As long as the Bills have Josh Allen, they're superbowl contendersAs long as the Bengals have Burrow, they will need weapons to be competitive
>>144195000they hated jesus because he spoke the trips of truth
>>144195000As long as bills have Josh allen they're late round AFC exits*ftfy
>>144195000This, Allen is a weapon himself. Burrow not so much
>>144195000i bet you heard some pundit say that
>>144195000>as long as the Bills have Josh Allen, they might win a Wild Card round gameFTFY
>>144194842Thanks for the rec
>>144194751Browns, Lions, Jags, and Jets would have killed for a 2021 Patriots season during their worst stretches. The Browns went 1-31. Lions went 0-16. Jags had a 20 game losing streak. Jets haven't been to the playoffs since 2010. The Patriots don't know what poverty means yet.
>>144195044hey now with Josh Allen in the mix they could potentially lose an AFCCG. He'll need weapons to actually win a Super Bowl in a conference with Mahomes, Burrow, Lamar, and Stroud.
Thoughts on Hard Knocks?
Every Allen fanboy is a repressed homosexualQuads confirm
>>144195053The Pats were basically a joke throughout the 20th centuryEven their first Owl appearance was a jokeThe Browns, Lions, and Jets had their histories to fall back on back then
>[KNBR] TRENT WILLIAMS: To be real, I felt more compelled to come back after [the Ricky Pearsall shooting] more than anything. Because, I’ve never experienced anything like that in my playing career. [...] I just wanted to get back with the team.Conspiracy theory, Shanahan and the front office/ownership conspired to get Pearsall shot in order to resign Trent Williams.
>>144195067Ambitious try
>>144195083>The Browns, Lions, and Jets had their histories to fall back on back thenOne of these is not like the other, and you fucking know it
>>144195058He had weapons for a few years, and now he doesn't, so I'm not exactly trembling at the thought of Josh Allen right now.
>>144195085>black tries to turn any attention towards the team onto himselfI hate those people so much
>>144195099Josh Allen is arguably the most complete athletic specimen at the QB position, and knows how to throw a football too.
>>144195098A Super Bowl is worth at least 5 NFL championships. Come on now.
>>144195067Fap FAP FAP FAP
>>144195098Jets have an OwlIn theory they trump both the Browns and Lions
>>144195131>my favorite group of blacks didn't do it so it doesn't count!!!!
>>144195131It's the Lions.They're the outcast.The Lions have always been pathetic.
>>144195118ppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppfffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttjesus christ dude
Why you bums not watching Cam Newton play Madden on Twitch?
>>144195147Cam's really fallen off hasn't he lmao
>>144195147Because I'm an employed white.
>>144195159*White
>>144194829dak on the same tier as lamar is insane
>>144195147>watching other people play video gameshttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=olqRTq9A9Kwim watching my teams knockoff hard knocks for the preseason
>>144195145Except when they were great at the exact same time as the Browns. The fuck are you on about?
I'm pretty stoked about THE REMATCH1 point spread
>>144194829Needs more logs of shit
>>144195198daniel jones vs the team that suckered the giants into paying daniel jones all that money and ruining their financial future for DECADES to come.
>>144195146Mahomes has the best mentals and understanding of the game of football trained by the best offensive mind in NFL history. He's also one of the most physically gifted QBs of all time.Mahomes cannot barrel through multiple defenders into the endzone.He might be a genius on when to scramble for a first down/more and take the wide open rushing lane, but he still isn't comparable to Josh Allen.Josh Allen is literally white Michael Vick but fucking better.>Josh Allen and Jalen Hurts are tied for the most rushing touchdowns by a quarterback in a season, with 15 touchdowns in 2023.>53 rushing touchdowns, 2nd all time behind Cam Newton>3,611 Rushing yards, 8th all time in NFL historybut Allen can also fucking pass. He's literally carrying the Bills to playoffs on his back alone. He can't win it without help in a conference with the competition he has.
>>1441952117>3, though
>>144191875marriage material
>>144195191Now those were the days.https://youtu.be/rdKjyFF2LVA?si=AP7k5XgR9TUo4LKS
>>144195147>>144195157>>144195159>>144195177>>144195189>This is a typical night for /nfl/ when no games are on.
>>144195219im talking about players that are currently in this league and playing football, brady goat, gargle his nuts yada yada
>>1441952347>3
>>144195231>he has follower only chat onWhat a faggot LOL
>>144195248Yes, Brady is the goat, but we're talking about Allen's ability to carry a team to the AFCCG off the fact he's going to go down as the best dual threat QB of all time.
I’m currently attending college guys. Why? Because I’m pursuing my Masters degree in Mathematics. I just want to get to the truth: Is 7 more than 3? I will dedicate my entire life to finding out.
>>144194480pressures is a gay stat
>>144195260I'm not. 7>3.
Based Mahomes, slayer of whitoids!
>>1441952487 in 10 years > 7 in 20 years
>Based mutthomes, slayer of whitoids!
25-22
>>144195198Clash of Legends: Era II
>>144195324I can't believe all those O-line injuries got Tyreek locked down all night
>Polfags and magashits had to root for San Francisco team, commie capital of the country, against the ChiefsNever gets old kek
>>144195289I would make out with him for hours on end
>>144194829I get ranking Nix low because we've only seen him play like 30 snaps but damn Nick is consistently salty about the Broncos. They must have really damaged his childhood.
>>144195274You seem to be confused then because you keep replying to my posts
>m-muh injured players that only >my team hadkwab
Rasm
>>144194829>Russ the only one listed by their first nameEveryone really just has zero respect for him, don't they?
>>144195341Go 49ers btw
>>144195356No, I'm not.
>>144195295That jew has the same jammies as me
>>144195361What do female butts smell like?
>>144195363Wanted to make sure they didn't confuse him with the other white qb named wilson.
Yes, they were this delusional
>>144195374I like Purdy but I was happy to see this redditor lose in the super bowl again
>>144195363Are you retarded?
>>144195385mainly poop, but sometimes scented lotions.
>>144195385not like poop, we already established girls don't poop.
>>144195397anyone got the jewkrain flag version?
who will have the most wins, commies saints or broncos?
>>144195414Saints
>>144195363Got a good chuckle out of this
>>144195392>other wilsonZach is a backup on the Broncos and not even on that chart.
>>144195421No shit, that doesn't mean he ceased to exist.
>>144195422How the fuck is that gremlin a swimsuit model
>>144195422>Sports Illustrated Swimsuit modelkek
>>144195422>>>/pol/Faggot
>>144195428It was sports illustrated a few years before they went bankruptbut she was also a college athlete and played professional womens football in like iceland or something
>>144195428>>144195429Didn't they have a tranny before? Martha Stewart as well?
Sigh…
>>144195442>>>/lgbt/Faggot
>>144195449Yes they had ur mum lel
Britany is hotter than Taylor Swift desu and seems like a real person unlike that fake bitch Tay.
>>144194744Zionist occupied government
I will start dumping football related webms until bump limit if we all don’t get along in this genny
>>144195420He's a good QB. The Jets and NY in general did him dirty. Hopefully Sean Peyton develops him enough to find a new home where he can be a starter.
>>144195456Not even the the trolls can disagree with that
This Friday, in Brazil...
>>144195500Bet you won't fuck boy
>>144195414Broncos. They are strong on OL (LT, G, RT) while Commanders and Saints have bottom 5 OLs in the League
>>144195479Tay is an overrated talentless roastie with no ass but atleast she’s natural unlike Brittany who’s become half plastic and is still hideous
>>144195525No they aren't lol
>>144195479>>144195529Now this is the type of football discussion you won't get anywhere else. Other than social media.
>>144195529>she
>>144194829It’s his worst mountain ever. Purdy was magically restarted back down to 2nd from bottom after Nick reluctantly allowed him to crawl his way up into the top 10 by the end of last season. Lamar is actually in the 3rd row. He’s had Caleb in meme positions since the start of last year, and Caleb is essentially holding his spot. Trevor is one of his memes too. The last thing is why bother ranking Rodgers at all? The base camp spot is reserved for bad players and injured players. Rodgers hasn’t played at all in so long that ranking him seems futile. No one really knows. You’ll hear some people say he’s completely washed and others say he’s Aaron bleepin Rodgers still. I wouldn’t have ranked him, which is essentially what Nick did is split the two extremes cuz he put him right in the middle.
Who's ready for WAG season
>>144195578WAG?
>>144193738Why did the Patriots trade their pick to the Giants?
>>144195578Shut the fuck up nubahamafag!
>>144195578you'd think someone from UAE would hate a product of israel...
>>144195584>WAGs (or Wags) is an acronym used to refer to wives and girlfriends of high-profile sportsmen and women. The term may also be used in the singular form, WAG, to refer to a specific female partner or life partner who is in a relationship with an athlete
>>144195289less impressive because of his fake league
>>144195500I’ve only seen this video talking about this supposed contract. I hope it’s true. If it is, everyone needs to lay off criticizing him for drinking on the job. He’s earned it.
Is Ladd McConkey legit? I need to him to be a superstar number 1 receiver on the Chargers for any hope of my fantasy team winning.
Puts down cigarette, "Hey "
>>144195600Sounds exceptionally gay
>>144195621I have my life savings on this beautiful basterd vs the niners
I hope a bunch of the moon crickets heading to brazil get robbed it would amuse me greatly.
>>144195602Romo should sue her for slander.
>>144195525Everyone is really sleeping on the Broncos but it's way too soon to tell for sure. This is the team Sean Peyton wanted so I'm interested in seeing how it pans out.
>>144195601>facing the 100 best players concentrated on 10 teams is harder than facing the 100 best players spread across 31 teams, diluted by shuttersthis argument never made sense
>>144195641Payton wanted a massive contract with a team he can say was unfixable with the time and resources he had.
>>144195619He gave me the best head I've ever had. Consistently too, was every night for 3 semesters
>>144195656>anus lips is a greedy piece of shitShocker.
>>144195652>>144195652>>144195652and before any of you complain the resident raiders bitchfag cucked you out of having another jenny because she was too busy with my dick in her mouth>>144195652>>144195652>>144195652in a few
I hate john elway, overrated as all hell
>>144195669Based
>>144191875god my dick is confused but hard
>>144195673Imagine if instead of being overrated he was overraped
>>144195669>noooo you can't just make a new thread 3 posts early! You have to wait til 500 so 2 or more people each make a new thread at the same time
>>144195702WE DEM BOYS
>>144195669>>144195727The reason its pathetic and looked down upon is what you've seen the last few days. Someone scrambling to make it so they can "win" something that isn't a contest and makes them look retarded.Its worse than when tripfags rush to make them. This isn't preddit, stop trying to get heckin updoots newfag. You're here forever.
I will not post in a thread made by a tripnigger
>>144195785Most of the threads you post in were made by them with their trips off. Like this one.
>>144196012Not true. I made either this one or the last one and I don't use a trip. Might have been the one before the last one.
