I can feel it in my bones, Sammarinesechads.Tomorrow, The Most Serene Republic of San Marino will win its first ever competitive game of football. In Group M of the 2024–25 UEFA Nations League.Liechtenstein are the only team San Marino have ever beaten, in a 2004 friendly. Tomorrow. Tomorrow history will happen.
>No Andy SelvaAnother Total Liechtensteiner Domination
>>144197961san marino can go to hellliechtenstein are clear
>>144197961i've been anticipating this game more than the euro and the copatomorrow is the day
>>144201183Hi Donny, are you visiting Georgina's family?
>>144202129who the fuck is donny
>>144197961San Marino 0-0 Liechtensteinthe slurpiest slurp of all time.
Liechtensteinbros, we got this
against Gibraltar maybe
bump
Who else are they grouped with?
>>144211965Gibraltar
Which part of San Marino are you from bros?
20 years of hurt ends TONIGHT!
inb4 0-0 bore draw
for me, it's San Marino
liechtenstein will gape those pseudo-italian twinks
>liechenfrauds on a 40 (forty) match losing streakYeah it’s becoming 41 tonight
huge game
>>144197961on the one hand Liechtensteiner are my Germanic brothers, on the other hand I have visited San Marino and quite liked it thereit will be a pleasure to watch those two greats play against each other
>>144212813intense breeding while handolding and kissing please
Will it finally happen?
>>144212079Group of Death.
HUGE day for sanmarinochads
BUMPLET'S FUCKING GO
>Italy vs Germany (city-state version)Kek
not looking good for san marino
Come on boys.
San Marino bros I believe
anyone has a good stream link? i'm using streamed.su but it's fucking dogshit
>>144218572https://nativesurge.info/san-marino-vs-liechtenstein/liking this long ball play from san marino
>>144218572https://futbol-libre.org
>>144217348>Bitchen(((stein)))
Imagine if that went in. Woah!
san marino are 100% going to be gassed by 25 mins
>>144218631that's what she said
>>144218672>:(
>ynr when San Marino scored a blooter earlier this year
this is total chaos lol
TROLLPOST NOOOOOOOOOOOO
>san shitrino
this game is lowkey hilarious to watch
>>144218769it's kinothis match... could mark history!
San Marino look dangerous on the attack but they're always bus parking lol
there's a rat on the side of the pitch
É finita...
San Marino bros NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO not like this
it's over
It's so over, marino bros......
San Marisisters...
it's over... liechestainchads are winning
That's offside surely....
Sammarinesechads...... Oh no
WE ARE SO BACK
IT WAS OFFSIDE WE ARE SO BACK
San Marino bros, we're so back
>>144218938San VARsinso
how do you say el varsinso in Sanmarinese
>>144218959Il varsinso
Hate Liechstenstein so much. We deserve this win
RIGGED
we had 2 good shots serenissima bros, believe!!
it's gonna be a semen slurper isn't it..
do it for him
GOOOOOOOOOL
GOOOOOOL
ABSOLUTE SPORTS KINO
LETS GOOOOOOO
VAMOOOOOOOOOOOS
GOAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAL
VAR???
lads...
Just scared the shit out of my gf lol
>Liechtenstein """defending"""
>THE CITY OF LIECHTENSTEIN
Today is the day!
REFBALL
Park the bus boys...
LET'S FUCKING GOOOOOOOOOOOOO
that was fucking pathetic by Büchel
b-b-bros? Could it actually be happening?
sanmarinochads... today is the day.
Dutch guy running the fan account losing his shit
sacked in the morning
Fuckin stick the landing boys
>>144219739you don't know the feeling of following a shit team
stay strong !!!
But can they score 2 goals?
GO FOR THE 2-0
>EL DUCADO CAGADO DE BITCHTENSTEIN
>>144219777Trips confirm. 77th minute it is.
STOP THE COUNT
>>144219777>
Dad...? Dad...?
lol what the fuck was that pass
think liechtenstein are getting refballed desu
Did they are just chanting Scolli?
>>144219749I literally do.
REMEMBER THE NAMEROBERTOCEVOLI
>San Marino Unemployment Rate is at 3.9%>Italy is among the European Union countries with the highest number of unemployed inhabitants. The Italian unemployment rate is 8.2 percent.Explain?
Can San Marino become a shithouse powerhouse?
>>144219896Didnt read a single thingIs she full japanese or is she one of those cringe japanese-americans?
San Marino bros…as a lifelong since 2022…i can feel it HAPPENING
Every few seconds these teams play really well and then for like a minute it's just total chaos
>>144219914she's British. Anri Okita
>>144219896Structuralist were right all along. It's not ethnicity or clime but policies what matters in economy. Grim.
>>144219914
>>144212813imagine how wet she is right now
>>144219922I guess it's the difference between levels of skill. They all learned how to play just the same as the highest pros, but the good players know how to react and revert from chaos a lot quicker than our random anon/san marino player.
>San Marino's competitive record before tonight: P176 W0 D5 L171
>>144219914>Is she full japanese or is she one of those cringe japanese-americans?British. Born and raised in Birmingham.
>>144220029"raised"
>that miss
>>144220029>birminghamWTF im so sorry i hope shes okay and doesnt live there anymoreI also hope she isnt fully westernized
what a chance
end the game
>>144220035>Okita was born October 28, 1986, in Birmingham, England, United Kingdom. Okita was an art student in England during her college years but she also started to take modelling jobs and became a gravure idol before her AV debut.[2]
>>144220061I'm saying nobody is raised by being in Birmingham
FFS PASS THE BALL
>>144220029whats her name?
Can feel a late equalizer coming up
ITS HABENINGLA SANMARINETA WILL FINALLY WIN
>>144220084>>144220134the jinxgods are consulting your offerings
>>144219896San Marino gets a shitload of tourists. 2 million tourists per year is roughly 60 tourists per inhabitant. In Italy it's about 1 tourist per capita and year. Tourism therefore creates a ton of jobs and contributes 60% to San Marino's GDP
ERA
Come on boys, you're writing history
Are both of these going through anyway? I assume Gibraltar is the true shitter of the group
>>144220223Only the top team goes through. Gib did it a few years back from the same three team group.
Lads.... Sammarinesechads.... It might actually be happening.... Is there a plan for this??? What do we do????
Sanmarinese chads, get the fuck in
The most incredible thing about this is San Marino are actually trying to play football. The previous times I've seen them in the Nations League they genuinely looked shit scared to even leave their own half.
>>144220223Gibraltar drew Wales before the Euros
my liechtenstein is getting refballed hard...
CAM ON SAN MARINOLAST EVER FIFA MEMBER TO NOT WIN A COMPETITIVE GAMELET'S GO
>>144220223Gib have actually won games lad, oddly they seem to have got worse. Tiniest UEFA population
>7 MINUTESUEFABALL IN ACTION
>+7THE RIG IS IN
>7 minutesrigged as fuck
BROS WE ARE SO CLOSE
OH MY GOD ITS HAPPENING LET'S GO!!!!
FERGIE TIME
FOUR MORE MINUTES CAM ON SAN MARINOOOO
RIGTENSTEIN INCOMING>RIGTENSTEIN INCOMINGRIGTENSTEIN INCOMING>RIGTENSTEIN INCOMINGRIGTENSTEIN INCOMING>RIGTENSTEIN INCOMINGRIGTENSTEIN INCOMING>RIGTENSTEIN INCOMINGRIGTENSTEIN INCOMING>RIGTENSTEIN INCOMING
>lietchen(((stein)))
reckon there should be a League E of the nations league and it's just San Marino and Liechtenstein playing each other forever over and over and over again
how old were you the last time San Marino won a match?
OP here. I knew it. I just knew itThe Most Serene Republic of San Marino
HOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOLD
>>144220061imagining a cute jap girl with a brummie accent and vomiting desu
>>1442203216 years
>it's been 20 years
>>144220310>liet(((chen)))stein
>>144219896>>144220029Most Japanese girls don’t look like thisWhat’s her secret?
>>144220331>these feetHNGGGGGhow do i get a jap wife, im planning to learn japanese
YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
>>144220348>planning towhat's stopping you from grabbing the tae kim grammar guide right now?
WHAT PART OF SAN MARINO ARE YOU FROM LADS
It is done.
>>144220348
GRANDE SERENISSIMA
>>144220348in Japan (worked for me)
SIUUUUUUUU
YEEEEESSSSS
THE STREAK IS OVER
I WAS HERE
STICKY NOW
>>144220362Cailungo reporting in
Good job, San Marino.You and Faroe Islands were always my whipping boys when I was a nipper learning how to play Sensi
Lads I'm stood up clapping in my room
Can't wait for their next 1-0 win in 2044 against Liechtenstein.
LET'S FUCKING GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOONow the World as we know it will truly end
San Marino won
Who /goosebumps/ here?
SAN MOTHERFUCKING MARINO
LETSSSSS FUCKKIIINGGG GOOO
>>144220388Faroer out of all the micro nations is actually pretty good.
Where was you when san Marino win?>be me>watch tv>dad enter room >"they win" >mfw
>>144220388Faroes are unironically quite decent now
one shot for the boys
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YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH
30 YEARS OF HURTNEVER STOPPED ME DREAMING
>>144220388Faroes were always 1 step above
>>144220408Luxembourg have risen tooAnd Kazakhstan
THEY FUCKING DID ITMOST SERENE
lel this guy on the micFORZA FORZA FORZA FORZA FORZA
BACKONTOP
Ugh, that Fish banner was SOVL
https://youtu.be/N2ANAqO1TLs
How many games do you think these niggas have been to waiting for this moment?
SAN MARINO!!! SAN MARINO!!! SAN MARINO!!! SAN MARINO!!! SAN MARINO!!! SAN MARINO!!! SAN MARINO!!! SAN MARINO!!! SAN MARINO!!!
>freed from desiresoul
>>144220446>>144219968
do we have a chance marinobros
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=STtNdjBbN9MGET IN HERE
>>144220446They were in a 178 winningless streak on competitive matches. At this point I can't imagine a objectively worst team in competitive sports.
bless :')
>>144220368Do you know japanese? Or did she talk enlgish?
NEXT STEP: WIN A WORLD CUP FINAL VS FRANCE
>>144220461think home advantage helped them a lotwill be interesting to see what the atmosphere for gibraltar and liechtenstein are like
>>144220456also one of the only countries whose clubs have never qualified for the UCL/EL/CL a PATHETIC footballing nation
FREED FROM DESIRE
>>144220492wtf montenegro
>>144220446I bet half are larpers from Rimini
I wasn't even born the last time they won a game.
>>144220492no need for such harsh wordsespecially for the leaders of their group
>>144220477they probably won't be last anymore
>>144220458Was just about to screenshot that. Absolute dogshit from Liechtenstein. Only caught it from the moment San Marino scored but Liechtenstein's #9 was the worst of the lot
>>144220517fucking zoomer lmao (me neither)
>>144220481I got N4 level and that's all I need. her english is even worse than my Japanese
LADS IS THIS REAL? HOLY FUCKING SHIT
>>144220514larpers from quirky football youtube channels actually
THIS DESERVES A STICKYI WAS HERE
>>144220550OMGGGGGGGGG
>>144220523they'll likely still be last>>144220517wasn't it on 2004? fucking toddler
>>144220461kino group
OP HERE IM NEARLY FUCKING CRYING SAN MARINOOOOOOI knew they had it in them. The u23s coming through aren't actually total pushovers at that age group
>>144220529Both sides had some really good one touch play and interceptions at times but it was like when they were in possession they'd constantly have a brainfart, still hooting at the San Marino lad who passed to a Liechtenstein defender when he was on a break
I KNEEL
>>144220517And the one they one was a friendly. This is the first actual Competitive OFFICIAL game they win.
>>1442205752006, but I've been posting here since 2020
>>144220575It was in 1994
>>144220609why are you lying? It's 2004.
>>144220608i was already working and sick of my life in 2006, you made me feel so old, thanks you fucking nigger
>>144220588>The u23s coming through aren't actually total pushovers at that age groupThey were actually winning games IIRCThe fact they've scored competitive goals in multiple matches now shows how far they've progressed.
all these shitter nations should earn the right to be in World Cup/Euro qualifying in a tournament like this >>144220315
>>144220638Imagine not being 13 years old in 2019, you were probably worrying about political shit instead of enjoying peack fornite
How come the other microstates don't have teams? Where's Andorra and Monaco and the Vatican
>>144220658Nah, why deprive them of big games? Finland, Kazakhstan and Luxembourg have really progressed recently for example
>>144220670>Where's AndorraYou are clearly retarded.
>>144220670https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Vatican_City_national_football_team
>>144220670>AndorraHas a team>MonacoFrench league>VaticanHas a team but it's not on UEFA
>>144220670Uh? Andora does have a team, and they aren't doing that bad lately. Hell, they won against Hungary few years ago.
>there are people who missed out on San Marino's first ever win in a competitive gamewe witnessed history tonight
>>144220670Andorra does ladMonaco has one in ConIFA, not in UEFA or FIFA, surprising really.Meanwhile the Vatican doesn't really go for competitive sport, so has an unofficial team that plays rarely. There are two different Vatican football tournaments though iirc
>>144220670Andorra's literally in the same league.Monaco and The Vatican are the two smallest countries in the world so they're too small to warrant one.But Monaco does have a football club that participates in France's Ligue 1. They were bought by millionaires city-style a few years back. The stadium is empty all the time.Then of course the Vatican is the size of my garden. Expecting them to have a team is absurd.
>>144220722not to mention everyone living in the Vatican is either a foreign cardinal and 300 years old or a Swiss guard.
>>144220680they can, but they have to earn it by being the best of the micronations. it would reduce an enormous amount of pointless qualifying games.
>>144220722>Monaco and The Vatican are the two smallest countries in the world so they're too small to warrant one.Incidentally Liechtenstein and San Marino are the 6th and 5th smallest.
>>1442206708 countries that are part of the UN but not FIFA:Europe>The Vatican>MonacoOceania>Kiribati>Marshall Islands>Micronesia>Tuvalu>Palau>NauruEveryone else is though, including literal non-countries like Gibraltar, Puerto Rico, Macau, Cayman Islands, etc.Really hope the Oceania niggas make the teams already. It's just not financially viable given how remote they are but they're trying.
>>144220670>forgetting my beloved AndorraMight as well not come back to this board
>>144220805It doesn't help that OFC is complete garbage. Barely any sport for existing members and none for associate members
>>144211589I officially apologize
>>144220850I'll never forget based Tahitihttps://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/football/22896351
>>144220876jonathan Tehau or something, I still remember the commentary.
>>144220876I miss the confederations cup so muchWho the fuck was asking for the club world cup
>>144220523>anguillafun fact, anguilla is eel in sanmarinese and italian
Posting in legendary threadCongrats for the win sanmarinense
>>144220523Curiously enough, Anguilla won against Turks And Caicos Islands yesterday on Concacaf nations league.
>>144221004>sanmarineseis that a real langauge or did you just make it up
>>144221077Incredibly it's real: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Romagnol
>>144221046that's the value of the nations leagueit's BIZARRE that Asia doesn't have it yetI need to see Pakistan vs Timor Leste
>>144221105>it's BIZARRE that Asia doesn't have it yetOr Africa even.
>>144220744And Emanuela Orlandi.
>>144220711>it's real
>>144221046>First competitive win in 14 years>Only 3rd competitive win in the 21st centurywewgood for them
>>144221159VGHhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dzynZeUbLFo
>>144220690should have a friendly with young boys haha
I guess Count Leopold Von Liechtenstein won't visit San Marino's Guaita castle this year.
>>144220446Soulful crowd finally witnessed history
>>144220666I was fifteen around that time, satan thanks for reminding me
>>144220492what is that black point under san marino?, rome?rome has his own team?you are all insane
>>144222087oh, is the vatican
>>144222087
>>144220805>Really hope the Oceania niggas make the teams already.Their issue is one of playing surface.
>>144222087>>144222098kek
Blessed thread. I can't believe it bros we made it.
>>144220435kino
what a thrill
>>144222087>>144222098btw the Vatican has a football team, pretty good kits too.Only they will naver join UEFA because they are the Vatican.
>tfw i missed out on history
>you will never celebrate as hard as the san marino fans
