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mettiejetties
I got raped by a Rapervillain from Raperville on the 69th floor of the Queers Power in downtown chimpcongo...mfg...gah...ngh...
wew
>>144204347merrill
gah..I.help..Gat..mfh...Gaped
>gaysn lose
>>144204462Dwight's ox leading from behind
oh fuck a successful sac bunt
They call me the craver
speedy milk fed power bat god bless america canadian national anthem is objectively bad
anglels
>>144204455Bill MOOOrray...
Let's all get excited!
Doyers
>>144204550h-he fast
Stott is so fucking useless this year.
>>144204347I made my calculations and concluded that Leo Jiménez is the no.1 rookie in baseball. Don't ask me which numbers I used.
Yankees
>>144204633>conditions I deem fair!!!!
My feelies :)
>>144204685this+tastykake=win
Burrrrrrrrr
>>144204685>>144204708based
>>144204708Based birch beer enjoyer. Also very good with a fresh made soft pretzel at the farmers market
>>144204685>>144204714...so it's just sugar water? Uff guys sounds obese honestly
>>144204731You have no idea what you’re missing anon
>>144204685>>144204714Maybe try a nice Waterloo sparkling water, wrangle up that pre-diabetes whoooaaa nelly! Whoa nelly girl
>>144204742>i cant control myself so that must mean others cant as well
>>144204740
>>144204674Only oldcums remember...
>>144204714im cherokee jack
>>144204761Sugar water is kinda gross and thick, dehydrating, it's just liquid candy. It's really not that good bro. Stay healthy brother
>>144204765>Coke is the same as a refreshing crisp birch beer
>>144204786Fitness check, let's compare.You like lil tasty marshmallowy delicioussy mmm goodies yummiesI am physically fit and very strong and always looking forward to the next challengeGlad ya like your goodies tho, mmm yum yums
>>144204812post hands
>>144204674heh, this but unironically
>>144204786oh so cute!!! He enjoys goodies d'awww you just do you keep enjoying your little treaties!!
>>144204812>I am physically fit and very strong and always looking forward to the next challenge(X)If you ever say shit like that it’s unequivocally untrue.
>>144204812>>144204827Samefaggot
>>144204812No, you post height and weight fatass.>5'5>110 lbs
>>144204812>gotta eat chicken and rice or protein shakes every meal or you’ll lose your gainszzzlmao you must be 15, well adjusted gymbros know they can have a little cheat treat once in a while
GG Phillies, up next are the Braves. The NL East gauntlet continues.
desu the AL East and the NL Central are the only "real" divisions in baseball. The others are kind of expendable.
>>144204891Beat those gayves
>>144204462Mets have crossed the x-axis!
>>144204920I agree, and it pains me to say this as a Mets fan.
gg blue jays, idk why they keep playing 2 game series. the phillies are quietly on a 3 series win streak :)
>>144204685Hates Phils but this shit is incredibly delicious
>>1442049494* actually
>>144204949Every team has an interleague "rival", this is why these series have been scheduled this way. Starting next year, it'll be a 6 game series, 3 home and away instead of just 2.
Alright you Chicago fucks this better be good
>>144204981I mean it looks good
>>144204981I love it and I think you are going to as well but I can't eat the whole thing, usually half fills me up.
>>144204981nigga dey put ya salad on da dog
>>144204981Looks pretty good to me.
>>1442049813rd party here, looks delicious
can someone explain why a 9001 billion dollar payroll only gets you 5.5 games ahead of the padres in september?
>>144204981this dude eating weiners kek
>>144204981>this is a delicacy to chimpcongoans
>>144204997>but I can't eat the whole thing, usually half fills me up.Are you a woman?
>>144204981are those supposed to be fries? they look like the shrooms i tripped on the other month
kino
Yea that was brettytasty
>>144205046>are those supposed to be fries?Yeah it's potato
We need sweetie yum yums
>>144205052i cannot even imagine what your breath smells like
>>144205033Yes, and?
We need double deluXXXe donuts, mmm that flavor! Flavor is life! Ooooh my flavor's jiggling just thinking about that flavor!
Find sweetie yum yums
Ooooh welcome to Dr. Flavor's bazaar! Oooh all the sweetest treats to tease your taste buds... welcome, welcome.Dr. Flavor's cookin' up a good batch today, sweet tooth... see that ~SUGAR~ mmmm and BUTTER FLAVOR? Oooooh does fatty LIKE THAT?Dr. Flavor's comin for ya....
Go Sneks
>>144205060heh, I'd fill you up, lol, if, uhhhhhhhhh, you know what I, um, what I mean haha
>>144205022I think it's more that the Padres are over performing than the Dodgers under performing
>>144205085I can has a sugary treat?
>>144205100Ooooh my darling I will make it sooooo sweet you'll never want another again....
>>144205060Fill 'em!
Femanon here
>>144205122This is true terror
>>144205149Ywnbaw
>>144205159Gesundheit
>>144205085Do you have that Bernie Bratwurst I always hear about?
>>144205122this+tastykake=win
this+tastykake=win
>>144205162>GesundheitLemme guess: you're an Astros or braves fan. They both seem to attract all the trannies.
someday i will tell my (((grandkids))) i met my wife on /mlb/
Be nice to the femanons
>>144205203Don’t think you can impregnate bussy m8
>>144204981This was two weeks ago, and this was at a Chicago place in San Diego. That looks sad as fuck anon.>captcha Xsads
Fuck the femanons
>>144205236its 2024
>>144205194Only midwesterners say gesundheit
>>144205088No doyers are drastically underperforming everyone thought they’d push the record for most wins in a season they were supposed to be a superteam not an average division winner. If they choke first round again it will be a catastrophically bad season.
Faggots should I get a pizza? Got a local deli market joint that slangs pies. Should I do it? Pepperoni mushroom before you ask
everytime the femanons start posting, i sit up a little straighter in my chair. anyone else?
Femanons posting and talking about their girl dinners like it's tha gram. Love it. We need some GRWMs next
>>144205237>undercooked bacon >onions not caramelized kek poodres
>>144205262currently the best team in baseball *shrug* Not to mention plagued by injuries not to mention our rotation was never that of a "superteam" it was only ever pretty goodI for one would rather just have a good team than worry about breaking records
>>144205266get dat pizza nigga
>>144205287very demure, very mindful
>>144205266eat it up fat ass
>>144205266based fatso
>>144205297Catch the femanon food wave
>>144205266based fatty!
>>144205294alright I think I'm gonna do it>>144205309alright my confidence has been shatteredvery uncertain >>144205312FUCK :(>>144205321S T O P
>>144205266Gobble it up piggy! Oink oink! Don't feed your shirt this time you hog
>>144205323Fatty fatty boombalatty!!!!
>>144205237lol anon yours looks like shit
>>144205266Big dogs gotta eat.
I’m hungry and want to make a grilled cheese but my microwave is broken what do?
>>144205266it's not a real pie if you're not in new york
>>144205339Holy shit i'm speechless. Are you dumb?
>mets might actually make the postseasoncentralbros...stop them...
Fellow fat pigs, I was thinking of going to the pizza buffet, but last time I was served injustice when mine own chair broke beneath me. Dispirited, I rushed directly to the buffet line, pushed over a child, grabbed a whole pie, and quietly left. I fear the child will hurt me if he's there. What do anons?
>>144201503and now i'm in another country
>>144205350Mets Cubs NLCS
>>144205339use a lighter
>>144205327>>144205333
Im.. so..hungry ...
games can’t start soon enough…
>>144205356exiled for sex crimes again, eh? what is your actual ethnicity? and dont even think about trying to pretend to be white
did Foodspie starve to death?
>>144205266this+tastykake=win
cant wait for dinner
Fat people disgust me.
>>144205339this+tastykake=win
>>144205381I'm on my honeymoon. Weird to see that someone is in Croatia of all places and assume they're not white...
>>144205384he took our mcdonalds order but never returned...
>gasyn lose
>>144205403omg! that's amazing, enjoy anon!
>food and drink sends resident tranny autist into nuclear meltdownmaybe some ketchup will calm the fits
Hey bros thinking of getting a pizza, a Chicago dog, a couple sodas, some Tastykakes, and a roast chicken? Just need something to hold me over for dinner...
>>144205431this+tastykake=win
>>144205431>roast chickengo with this. the rotisserie chickens at the grocery store are one of the best values for a quick meal.
your mvp preview
IM JUST TRYING TO FIGURE OUT DINNER Y OU PIECES OF SHIT
>>144205431First Dinner or Second Dinner?
>>144205443Foodspie, my beloved, you must be famished.
>>144205447delivery curry ser
>>144205445Where's Vladdy?
I’m proud to have started the hottest new /mlb/ meme, this+tastykake=win. My greatest accomplishment.
We need to feed the femanons
>>144205471this is a pop tarts general
>>144205455Can't recall.. better play it safe.
I personally had some egg rolls and rice for dinner. It was pretty good. I say get the pizza, anon. Fuck em.
>>144205443this+tastykake=win
>>144205471meme-em
>>144205473Lol no, I gained 3 lbs recently and am 113. I'm trying to get back down to 110lbs lol
>>144205473we ask that femanons stick to girly foods like salads and strawberries
Did someone say tasty cock..?
>>144205473They can only eat half a Chicago dog. I think they’ll be alright.
Called into work sick again due to my drinking. I think I’m an severe alcoholic
>>144205506just say u have depression and they cant do shit
>>144205506This is what the Orioles will do to a man.
>>144205506I thought you aussies were supposed to be good at that.
>>144205506This is why paid sick leave should be outlawed, it’s all a scam. If you can’t show up to work you should have to pay back a days salary+tip to your boss. I, for one, am proud to live in a place without robust labor protections.
>>144205487>I say get the pizza, anon. Fuck em.Things are looking good anon. thank you
>>144205506drinking is gay anon. get into psychedelics
>>144205341Gotta be real I feel like your pepperoni has been sliced too thick if it curls up like that. I don't get the appeal
>>144205499>>144205523>>144205515I am 290 pounds according to calculator. Orioles have broken me and my liver
>>144205022They're still the current best team in baseball despite all the injuries they've dealt with especially to the pitching staffEvery top team has had a bad slump at least once this season including the dodgers
>>144205499>113 lbsI could crush you, bitch
Liquid lunch 'em!
>>144205566perfectly crunchy pepperoni like that is an amazing flavor, but you dont want it burnt
>>144205567>most well-groomed /mlb/ poster
ok games are on stop shitposting keep it baseball related thanks
>>144205576Nigga did I say anything about not crunchy? It's better when it's thin and crunchy. It shouldn't be so thick that it swells up into a semicircle. Looks awful
>>144205528I am good normally. Had my white Sox moment today though, failed
>>144205571>I could crush you, bitch
I, for one, want the White Sox to win.
please stop intimidating the femanons...
>>144205614i want them to stop being cowards and break the pre-modern loss streak record
>>144205588Normally I let your mum brush it
>>144205334>>144205291Ten bucks including fries, can't beat that
>>144205641a decent price to be sure but anons' criticisms are valid. bacon looks chewy and undercooked. onions are barely translucent could have been much better.
>>144205663All bacon's are perfect for me, I think they're just plain grilled onions.i just saw that OP sad fries and though man that's sad lol I got was a chicken burger three weeks ago
India clobbered that bih
>>144204981What the fuck is this
>>144205724chicago style dog. they do insane things in chicago. I can jibe with most of it but the neon green relish is truly abhorrent. very confused society; their regional "pizza" is a fucking casserole.
>>144205574this+tastykake=win
>>144205724Chicago style hotdog.
>>144205736Looks like Turkish kebab slop
>astros get through the gauntlet of hard teams>struggle with the easy teamswhat are we, the mariners now?
>>144204981Chicago signature dishes are abominations, all of them
>>144205745C-cubspie?!
>>144205769it's just vegetables though
>>144205745Don’t like Aussie accents?
gotta admit it seems really comfy being an orioles fangreat logo, great park, even the disgusting orange is pretty based
>>144204785>health is when you consume fewer calories
>>144205776Mustard + gross fake relish + pickled veggies. No thanks. Italian beef sandwiches suck Deep dish pizza sucks
>>144205786M'goodsir walking the way of the tendie
Gastros suck
>>144205787huh?
>>144205787this+tastykake=win
just heard a noise in my room. i might have a mouse.
kek wtfhttps://x.com/yt_ondeck/status/1831417266757656902
We need nu tho
Thoughts Ameribros?
>>144205825Forced meme ‘em!
>>144205834>two minutes and nineteen secondsnot watching
>>144205839I’ve lived in America all my life and had KFC maybe 3 times. Never liked it
>>144205829we had a mouse at work. I was dispatched to kill ittell me how this mouse nigga got hit by the trap, removed itself from the spring and bled out a foot and a half away. lil strong ass lil mouse ass nigga
>>144205839Looks gross, also learn2crop your screenshots.
>>144205847this+tastykake=win
>>144205829What team is he a fan of?
>>144205839would
>>144205839They don’t even have to break up the pack of buns. Pure genius.
>>144205839that's a lot of fucking breadI don't go to KFC for the bread
>>144205864not sure, probably need to find out if hes gay or not first
>>144205861No
Gaystros.
>>144205868next level slop. mirin
KFC is gross
>>144205853it's just dodgers broadcasters seething at a pitcher throwing 105
>>144205834Tim Neverett is awful. The only good radio duo for the Doyers is Steiner and Monday
KEK GAYSTROS
>>144205839Looks gross
>>144205471This+tastycakes=meme
astros chuds...explain yourselves
Gastros already lost my multi. Gonna sleep all day my hangover off .Depression
>>144205839I will forever miss their popcorn chicken and potato wedges.
QUESTION, /mlb/:If you moved to a different city would you support their team?
Arrigheti? More like spaghetti amirite bros?
>>144205922enjoy the slab m8
>>144205925You’re real for that one dadspie
>>144205932Only until they played my team
>I turn on the game>it’s already 7-0 in the 1st>Spaghetti is already out of the fucking gameWhy is it always the fucking Reds? We haven’t beaten this team once since 2016. What the fuck?
Wtf are my ASSSSSStros doing arrrghhhh
>>144205932i wouldnt root for them but i would support them as long as they werent in /my/ team's division
I thought the Chicago dog was a meme but I tried it and really like it. Open your mouth to open your minds bros.
>>144205956we fuck you, bitch
>>144205956>We haven’t beaten this team once since 2016.
>>144205839this+tastykake=win
>7-0 in firstsee seattle, this is why all your doomposting is unwarranted. this team is a complete coinflip. this division could go either way still.
>>144205943Waste of a good day it seems
9-0 LOL
>>144205979>0.2 IP>9 ER
>9 run first
>>144205979It’s a real stat
India and elly scored two runs each in the 1st inning lmao
>>144205995Damn beautiful view.
>>144204954People forgot they won the Astros series because of how ass they looked in the last game.
>>144205995Wya ausanon? West?
>>144205956It's the same. Shit for My Padres with Rockies. We can never seem the beat them lol
Lemme get some soder *inhales* n a slabba tastycake
>/mlb/ battlestationsshow us where you watch the games
I’m convinced the Reds have performed some sort of hex upon us. There’s no way we haven’t beaten since team even once since 2016. Spaghetti can shut down both the Orioles and the Phillies in back-to-back outings and he gives up 7 runs and is out in the first inning. How??? Actually how?!
>>1442060253 hours north of Sydney. Live on the beach
>>144206037Would you describe that scenario as a win?
>>144204347Why do the Reds absolutely dogwalk the Astros every time they play? They swept them in 2019 and 2023 and dropped 9 on them in the first inning tonight.
>>144206037>>144206065this+tastykake=win
>>144204347Angels
It's been years for me. Where do people watch illegal streams these days?
>>144206037
>>144206053looks comfy as fuckwhy are you an astros fan
>reds are on pace for 81 runs
>>144206086The town is called Nelson Bay. Grew up here and I love every bit of it. I’m an Orioles fan but I tailed the Astros today In a multi using my horse racing winnings. Sad reacts
>>144206116Gamblefags get the dox
>9:40 pm first pitch
>>144206126It’s not that deep . I put your mums street corner dimes she earned. No loss
>>144206129West coast was a mistake.
>only down by 8 nowwe’re so back bros
houston is already chipping away. reds fans on suicide watch>it was 9-0
Metsies cookin
Gay orange birds are losing to the white Sox btw lol
>>144206027hamina hamina hamina
I swear Pete is married to that down and away slider.
GET PETE OUTTA HEREDON’T GIVE HIM HIS EXTENSION
WINKER SLAM.
WINKER FIRST INNING GRAND SLAM
GIVE WINKER THE ALONSO MONEY
>>144206260Slut
Hey /mlb/ how are you all tonight? Beautiful weather here in New York.
>>144206075methstreams
>>144204347To the guy who told me the Red Sox were sure to finish with more than 82 wins, I'm accepting apology forms.Seriously though, why are the Red Sox so bad against teams I hate but good against teams I don't care about?
>>144206116looks great anon, cheers
when aussie met cubspie
>>144206270this+tastykake=win
ITFCB
>mets bragging about beating the dead Sox.My braves would never
A lot of early inning gapings today
>>144205416boys will be boys
>baltipoor
Gaybrave crying about the Mets, like clockwork
Cubs or Pirates are winning this game.
>beating the dead sux is like winning the world series for pestie mestie fansyou haven't been relevant since the berlin wall was torn down. this is not funny anymore
looks like the discord got riled up about the mets
>>144206433I’d tell them to act like they’ve been here before… But none of them were alive the last time they were
Yankem
yankem!
Yank their ass!
at least Bombston has made it to more world series this century than the Mests. You just lost to the Royals nearly a decade ago.
>>144206237slut
This is why the Yankees are not a serious team
Gayves and the shittiest poster on /mlb/ have formed and alliance
>>144206489We know
attaboy seiya
Mets fans and sucking dickName a more established combo
>>144206433They had a good stint in the early 2000sNo bullying please chamoMestball is also kino
>>144206505It's called New York Hot Dogs
cardsbros I won't be able to watch the game tonight with you guys sorry
The White Sox laid out ballfield dirt and sod at the proposed site of a new ballpark in Chicago. They don't own the land, and there isn't a deal in place for the ballpark.
yuo gotta be peepin me...
>>144206489>THE CURSE OF PAW PATROL
The only thing gayer than a Mets fan is a “NY” Giants fan
Megill is toilet shit
>>144206489I misread this as "Players with most Brown Slaves"
>>144206521
umm?
>>144206521>>144206558Field of Dre-... Disasters
>>144206555Clay holmes is a good ol plantation owner.
>>144206521just build the field like that, don't have any seats or anything, not like people are going to go to any White Sox games ever again
>>144206521They're moving to Nashville.
Tylor "comfy game killer" Megill
>>144206614>the nashville baseball predators
>>144206634Prepare to start falling further and further back into irrelevance. The championship will run through Atlanta.
Alright fat fucks I'm going to get the pieFor the price it makes it the most sense
>>144206661bon appetit
>>144206658For a change?
>>144206661take a pic
>>144206677We literally just won one. Unlike the mest
>won 9 of their last 11Philsbros, are we back?
>>144206592On a thread that is approx 40% autistic shitposting you still manage to be the biggest retard here
>the white sox won a world series more recently than the metsjeezus.
>>144206661enjoy the pep and mush
>>144206701and dodgers
>>144206691Hey cusbpie
>charlie morton>taking advantage of run supportname a less iconic duo
>>144206721since when? 2020 was cancelled soon
baltipoor getting swept in the post season
I truly despise charlie Morton
>>144206727How about a more iconic duo, charlie Morton and blowing a lead
>>144206758I'm female.
What if we replace the "t" in Morton?
cubs and getting gaped til it hits the back of your throat, name a more iconic duo
Jorgay Soler
>>144206802I'm a girl and don't mind it if it makes him feel good...
>>144206797Replace? With what?
Bad fundies bosox
Braves fans and having gay sex with eachother, name a more iconic duo
>>144206691>we Post your ring.
PCA!
>>144206836>>144206802Mets and sucking dick? I already said ten minutes ago.Cubs anons I propose an alliance against the methomos
there hasnt been a legit ring since 2019
Happ there ya go!
>>144206858Well in your case you’d be having heterosexual sex, but you don’t
>Mets fans enjoying baseball game>gay Braves fan seething at this fact>starts posting his gay fantasies about New Yorkers >is joined by Red Sox Panama to make it even gayer kinda weird, aren’t the Braves playing baseball right now?
>>144206876every ring won by a team that isn't mine isn't legit
>>144206899im not even a gnats fan
>>144205279i only sit up for cubspie.
Cubs fans and insulin medication, name a more iconic duo
>/mlb/ homos ganging up on my MetsiesI feed off your seethe
>>144206858no, hillbilly faggot. Lmao.
your mom and your sister, name a more iconic duo
what happened to my boy, Steven Kwan?
sit the FUCK down!!!
Charlie Morton loves to run up the pitch count in the top 3. All the tub support in the world and he will be lucky to go 5
>>144206942You and no one liking you on this general thread and probably several others
me and women in my town over 50, name a more iconic duo
>>144206966based
>>144206893They are, but the obsession Atlantans have with hairy cocks comes first
>>144206959the only person that doesn't like you is your own girlfriend. oh wait, you don't have one. what a virgin faggot lol
>>144206966Based hag enjoyer
>>144206858FAGGets!
Ramirez will have a harder time getting to 40/40 than Shohei will to 50/50.
>>144206980>so then literally everyone likes me including several women who I will be having sex with You are actually sub 80 IQ kek
Belli Slap
>>144206989Cubraves alliance is lookin sexy!
Belli slap, DIVE HARDER YA STUPID FAGGOT HOPE YA BREAK YA JAW!!!!
>>144207012Astroturfing kek
>>144207009God you're so annoying than cubspie and 27fag posters combined together. I hope you cry in your sleep once your beloved team gets eliminated in the first round of playoffs.
I'm a cubgers solely because of Belli. Gonna rip a fat stoge (weed) in his honor today.
attablackhole Nico
>>144207028>kekwe say eke now>astroturfinghouspie spotted
>>144207033Red Sox Panama seething and ESLing name a more iconic duo
ATTABOY DANSBY
The Reds are easily the least gay team in baseball.
Dansby!
>>144207060Stankees and Fraudgers, name a more obnoxious fanbase with mickey mouse stadiums and mickey mouse rings that nobody in this board were born to see them
>>144207033So my team will make the playoffs (yours won’t) thank you for the concession.
ATTABOY PETEY!!!! DEAD CENTER MUTHAFUCKA
>>144207077Cards have the most testosterone
Attaboy PCA!
>>144207077and it's not close.
>>144207089>nobody on this board was born before 2020h-huh?!
>>144207098lotta gays have high testosterone
>>144207110I think Mishima would have been a Cards fan
>>144207089We all know you became a Red Sox fan in 2018 so who are you trying to fool?
>>144207110Cuz they keep getting it injected into their assholes daily
sewers have already given my berds 2 runs via the walk
>0-7 at high 4thPIRATE BROS?????
MVP of the NL just hit another double!
>>144207129Wasn’t he bretty anti west n shiet he wanted Japan to return to their tradition or whatever I doubt he liked baseball
>>144206731>nooo 2020 was covid year it doesn't heckin count!!
>>144207165>franceska lindorforget he was still playing. anywho yeah ohtani is the mvp>but hes a dhokay? i dont even remember what position this lindor chap even plays. ohtani being the mvp is better for baseball.
Tigers coming in to snatch the 3rd wild card spot from the Royals.
>>144207185literally no one actually believes it counts. most self-respecting dodgers fans even admit this. you still won the meme tournament. its not a world series championship but you still won it.
>>144207203coincidentally, people will say the same thing about the lakers as well
>>144207194I would love to see this happen
Busch is starting to worry me.
>>144207215Do Laker fans even defend their 2020 championship?
Man I wish these metsfags would get the hint and stop posting in the genny. Right guys? What a bunch of fags who can’t take a hint. This has ALWAYS been and will ALWAYS be a Cubraves genny.
>leave city where you're beloved to manage division rival>lose division to old team by 10+ games
>>144207215no 2020 sports championships count, nor do awards. sorry trev
>>144207224Yes, actually. But there will be people who discredit them because le mickey mouse disney bubble ring
The games tonight are looking good.
>>144207227this genny is rightful gay louis clay
Sorry, you're not winning MVP in this era with an OPS under .900.Also,>Yankees outfielding
my meets
>>144207238>kiss it ese
>>144207227ok fine then I’ll stop posting…. SIKE!!!
>>144207227
>>144207224Covid or not the Lakers immediately won the 2020 title when Kobr diedWhen that happened if you thought the NBA was going to let anyone win the title that year besides the Lakers you were lying to yourself
>>144207271that sammich looks good. how much do this cost? and are they kosher?
>>144207295>that sammich looks gooddo new yorkers just eat sewerslop?
>>144207289Who the fuck is Kobr?
At least we won't see Holmes blow another lead tonight.
>>144207289>he thinks kobes deadlollmao
>>144207304The Japanese nickname for the mamba
>>144207203It's funny how the 2020 world series is brought up more often than the most recent world series
>>14420730375% of new yorkers have never had a home cooked meal
It really looked like Brazzersban was going to fuck that up
>>144207336Are there even grocery stores in jew York city?
>>144207336mrs. met lookin like a snack
>>144207185It doesn't count though.
>>144207351no, just mini marts with a 10% chance to get stabbed in
>>144207351yes. When I lived in Brooklyn there were two within a 5 minute walk and Whole Foods was like a 15 minute walk. Most people in the suburbs travel longer to go to stores.
>>144207303>>144207303>Bacon and eggs is sewerslopLmao cucks will cut off their nose to spite their face just to seethe about New York
Is Trevino a little league catcher? Why can't he throw the ball over 50 mph?
>White Sux winningThey're still getting the record though
>>144207336You could say the same for the whole nation
Honest question: why are Braves fans so gay?
>>144207370I'd cut off my nose to spite my face just to not smell this street...
>shit e. field
attaboy dansby
>using methstreams to watch my methinalsheh
>itt anons are seething about breakfast kek
Morton is so fuckin ass
>>144207425does vegas even allow you to bet against these assclowns?
Started playing the show (the road gamemode) and got drafted by the mariners. Rate my stats bros7-6 W/L124 IP112 H62 R60 ER30 HR16 BB108 SO4.35 ERA
attaboy PCA
>>144207434He got through 5 with 9ks, I'll take that after the shit start he got off to.
>>144207429breakfast is the most important meal of the day. bring this post to mcdonald's for one (1) free sausage mcmuffin with egg. tell em foodspie sent you
>>144207429Cubspie and ERG have been baiting you for the last 3 months. It's like you can't help yourself but respond to them. Just tell them to fuck off and they'll go away.
>>144207447You're fuckin trash amigo. I play on max difficulty I've never approached a 4 ERA
>>144207429You understand that you can get that slop literally anywhere right?
>>144207490according to manfred's cheap chinese radar guns
>>144207470>it it it was cubspie and erg the whole t-t-timeanon…
FUCK YOU cowboy FUCK ALL you ASSHOLES!!
>>144207492take a seat kiddo, the sloppoisseurs are talking
>>144207458It took him like 70 pitches to clear 3 innings, he miraculously survived 5. 9 Ks would be a good statline if it wasn't completely overshadowed by looking like a husk against the Rockies of all teams
>>144207516I know you haven't been around here the last few years but seriously most of this shit is orchestrated by them (they/them). Report anything egregious you see.
Erg here, let’s go Mets!
>Jazz Chizz Um
>>144207528mama mia, enjoy the za!
>>144207528>mushroomsguhross
It's grant Holmes time I just know it
brewers fans look like THAT?!
It’s all one guy
GIDPSOX
>be Red Sox>Ground into double playPick two
i am sick and fucking tired of judge not slapping dongs. fucking sucks
>>144207429looks tasty
>cummy gaykek
>>144207588foodspie I thought you were better than this!!
>>144207532He's also like seventy years old. If he can get through the rest of the regular season without shitting the bed too hard we can sunset him at the end of the year and just be done with it.
>>144207588>>144207516>>144207470>>144207537case in point
I'm 100% convinced that John Schriffen is autistic.
>>144207597forgot to take the trip off
>>144207616erm.. It's a name. Not a trip...
strike three.
>>144207601That's what I thought the plan was last year. I'd have bet my balls on it. I can't take this old fuckin coot anymore
>ground into double play>ground into triple play>ground out instead of ground into single play
>>144207545child
is glassman gonna be ready for the offs
>>144207528looks good
>>144207543thank you anon I will :)
>>144207674what's with all the pussy in this shot?>are those kitties gonna get a slice?
>>144207674anon will they eat?
>>144207674what am I looking at here
/nu/>>144207694>>144207694>>144207694
>>144207691Chinese pizza party
>>144207657Well he actually looked like he still had it at the end of the season last year but it's been pretty clear this year he's reached the end of the line. He's absolutely retiring at the end of the year.
ggs RedsIf not for the nightmare of a 1st inning, this would’ve actually been a close game. Still haven’t beaten the Reds in 8 years.See yal tomorrow afternoon to break that curse.
