>newsGiants gave $151m to a 40 year oldCubs had a combined no-hitterPadres' Tatis Jr walked off the Tigers to complete a 5-0 comeback>previous>>144209521
>>144217899this+tastykake=win
anglels
Umpcucks should kill themselves. This is getting ridiculous.
Get the fuck out of here Bregman.
Mets (aren’t playing today :()
>>144218015mets confirmed for not winning today, but lets be honest that would be true even if they played
laugh at the marinerslaugh at the mets
Why does Ty France hate us so much?
>3:37 start timejokeland
>this was called a foul ball>challenge and reviewed for HBP instead of foul>still called foul ball and no hit by pitchWe serious right now?
>>144218133Lets see it in motion.
>>144218163https://x.com/houstoncentral_/status/1831753767189876891?s=46Mobile posting so no webm
>>144218206That's a foul ball.
>>144218206Umpies, you seeing this? I've got foul ball.
>>144218206That dark blue area that it hit? That was clearly part of the bat
>>144218206Looks foul to me problem?
>>144218073You’ve plunked him at least 10 times
>>144218206New York here, looks foul to me
peeyouston
Chapman is trash. Jays saw how bad he can fall off. So will the Jints.
Redsbros please beat Houston again
>>144218206That's foul
We have RISP and only one out holy fuck
>>144218206No reason to review that call
>>144218582>GIDPnever mind
Burdz!
>There are people that think the Poodres manager should be Manager of the year>Can't even beat the Rockies
>Giants gave Matt Chapman $151 million setting the standard for Boras clients this season>Someone else will be dumb enough to give Pete +$160 million and it won’t be David Stearns cause he’s an evil McKinsey JewThank you based Giants. I’ll never have to see that nigga strike out on a slider thrown at the ground again.
>>144218755Every team has that one shitter team that they suck against
>>144218738you're right my bad
>>144218738Let's give it up for Dickless!
>Joe Davis makes a joke about Angels attendance>Dodgers get BTFO 10-1Does the entire Dodgers organization suffer from foot-in-mouth disease
>>144218856Ya mama got my cock in her mouth
Okay irrelevant boreswing babbies, the NFL starts tonight.
>>144217899Angels
>>144218888Finally the genny will shed some dead weight
>>144218923youre gonna miss me. threads are about to get 50% less funny.
>>144218856Apparently they were pretty bitter throughout these two games. The Dodgers radio announcer apparently accused the Angels of lying about the speed of Ben Joyce's fastball. And then on the TV side Eric Karros kept shitting on them and all their fans. Seems like he genuinely hates them for just existing.No idea why, The Angels broadcasters had nothing but nice things to say about the Dodgers. First time in a while the freeway series felt hostile instead of the generally friendly interleague series it has been.
>>144218986Le funny froge noooo
>>144218856I don’t understand why it’s so hard to just shut the fuck up for some teamsThere’s no reason to shit oh teams or fans especially when the season is over
So are we going to pretend that this potential 50/50 season coincidentally comes after increasing the size of the bags?
>>144218986>baseball thread will talk more about baseball and less haha funny maymaysOh nyoo
>>144218856Joe Davis wasnt announcing those games, retard
*sipp**slurpp*MMM DOCTY PEPPY!*black & white freeze frame*...This is your tubby ass at any given moment.
some people are calling him the black Jackson Merrill
>>144218684Why is Betani such a choker?
>>144219116>Nolan Ryan actually stuck out Gwynn 9 timesThat’s the most impressive thing here
>>144218994Maybe it's an Ohtani thing. You also had Walker Buehler talking like his shit doesn't stink after the game about the intentional walk. I swear it seems like they're completely oblivious because it keeps happening. Granted Roberts guaranteed a WS in 2022, so I'm sure he's not doing anything to curtail it.
>>144218994Eric Karros is a fuckin retard, we hate himNo idea what happened on the radio, maybe Rick Monday was joking around? I didn't hear the broadcastI hold no ill will towards Angels fans and wish them all the best in that division
>>144219089Oops, Nelson then I guess.
>>144218684My incredibly based SS
>>144218856Stephen Nelson was calling those games, joe davis is on handegg duty now
>>144219173It was Karros and most Doyers fans hate him for announcing games since the KCAL 9 days. You guys are just finding out >we Doyer fans hate him.
>>144218856They will never be Vin and they will forever live in his shadow
who is the white babe ruth?
ggs RedsStill haven’t beaten them since 2016.Now time to get the fuck out of that cursed city. The boys are probably going to go into the sneks series looking to beat the fuck out of a team.See yal tomorrow sneks
>>144219166>No idea what happened on the radioHe said he has a bridge in Brooklyn to sell you if you believe it was a 105 mph pitch since no human being can throw that hard. Then told a story about other teams that have messed with the radar gun in the past to make it seem faster than it really was. Not directly saying it, but pretty heavily implying it.
>>144219210It sounded like the brown play-by-play guy I've seen on the Sportsnet broadcasts. But I clearly don't know shit about who's who.
>>144219278bartolo colon or pablo sandoval
>>144219092
>>144217899I dont understand Chapman contract even if he's having an amazing season.
>>144219412Giants have money to burn (big market) but a lack of FAs they like or FAs willing to go there
>>144219412Teams sign players to help them win
>>144219345Judging from the reaction I think that shit was 105https://x.com/MLB/status/1831182061572329955
>>144219412Owner thinks torpedoing cap flexibility for the rest of the decade will convince future FAs to come to SF because they reward slightly above average players with retarded contracts
>>144219412He had an opt out and they wanted to keep him.
>>144219412the giants are a money laundering organization for child trafficking, they dont care who plays for them
>>144219412Nobody wants to go to SF Even at an overpay it’s not that bad
great job asstr*s you couldnt even put up 1 against the resd
>>144217899The Yankees will not make the playoffs.
>>144219450Because it was. Joyce has thrown 105 since college.
Stupida fucking Blake Snell
NO REFUNDS VAGIANTS
I am female tho
The Dodgers announcers in question about the 105mph pitch:https://x.com/yt_ondeck/status/1831417266757656902?s=46&t=LtDr3mW-bUG_eqWcld2H2wSalty faggots
/mlb/ loves the femanons!
>Tatis walkoff
m e m e i n e r s
Thank you based Dbros for burning up the Giants bullpen
>>144219728yeah, I got no defense for thatI like the radio crew but who knows why they were doing that
Lol that passed ball. 40 pitches in one inning.
>>144219728What the fuck lmaoThat’s actually pathetic
>41 pitch first inningHoly KWAB
>>144218221>>144218302>>144218321>>144218369>>144218524>>144218648Gentlemen... A toast!
I may be female but it's getting real tiring seeing "femanon here" every other minute :(
>>144219345But it’s tracked by statcast now, not just some fudd with a radar gun… what a retard.
lifelong female here
>>144218684>All year, "Ohtani is the MVP because... HE JUST IS, OKAY?" >The counter-narrative is already startingWait until Lindor keeps crushing September. It will be undeniable. Same thing happened in 2022.
>>144219865I'm a girl tho
>>144219728Damn those guys are faggots. 105 is completely believable.
>>144219865>>144219879>>144219890Ladies I’m so sorry… I will donate to planned parenthood for you :(
These jints fucking SUCK
>>144219932What does this have to do with me?
>Snell already outBlessed Dbacks
>they actually pulled snellholy hell
>>144219882I will personally keep shit posting for Lindor over Ohtani because I know he reads my posts and it motivates him to be the best SS in baseball
>Snell out first inningGints you guys fucking suck have some self-respect
>be me in april 2024>know jack shit about MLB>accidentally pick the kinoest teamhehe whoopsie!
>Pitching Change: Landen Roupp replaces Blake Snell.After 1 inning wtf.
>>144219932So if some gay guy gets AIDS from being fucked in the ass I get to make fun of you all?
>>144219978his start coincided with his twitch streaming schedule
Our Atlanta Braves are doing well but there is still some tension on how things will go for the rest of the season, part of the fun of baseball!
>>144219978It has to be injury or something right? Why not let him at least start the next inning and see if he can get you 3-6 more outs?
based pepe chad
>>144219999The Squidbillies Tool Dash is the funniest baseball-related media I've ever seen but I can tell by the Joc pearls this is post-Tammi when the show went rapidly downhill
based femchad
>Most losses in MLB history 1899 Spiders - 1342024 White Sox - 125*1962 Mets - 1202003 Tigers - 1191916 A's - 117*current pace
>STRIKE 3 SIT DOWN BUDDY
>>144220059I'm literally female though
>>14422005903 Tigers also went 5-1 their last six games. I see no such fight in the ChiSox.
JULIOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>144219958>>144219990>>144220068I’m so sorry :(
>>144219147Maddux and his friendly hatred of Tony was always fun and kino. I miss those days senpai, and I miss my youth trading baseball cards and going to games with my pops.
>>144220119Anytime people want to talk about 90s baseball I turn into the 30 year old boomer. *Crack**Sip*Now THAT was a sport
>>144220145
>>144220145McGuire vs Sosa was kinography and idc what anyone says they all belong in the hall
god seeing astros n yanks lose in the offs is going to bring so much joy
>>144220145I remember when they played CHARGE three entire times between pitches
>>144220145kids these days just don't get it *burps*
>>144220145Mate, I'm female..
>astros got swept by the redsKEK
>>144220624They had our number. We haven’t beaten them since 2016 and have only won 2 games against them since 2012. Every team has that one team that booty blasts them and the Reds are that team for us.
>>144220668Lol but I'm female
>>144220685
>>144220759No chance. MLB wouldn’t give up that market
Astrobros…our guys are not going to blow this division lead, are they?
don't do that
Solid start for Kelly.
Let's go, vagiants!
>>144220759this+tastykake=win
We need Dr. Flavor
Doyers don't play today :(
>>144221201
what's next for his career?
>>144220668>We haven’t beaten them since 2016 and have only won 2 games against them since 2012It's weird how common this is in MLB. I think the Phillies hadn't won in San Francisco for almost a decade until earlier this year.
going through my ancient fag folder and I have no recollection of this
>snider'd
>>144221328A rope
>>144221328losing 3-1 to the san diego padres in the NLDS
met some kid at a bar last night started talking about baseballimmediately started seething about the dodgers and especially shohei stating "I'd love him if he went anywhere else than to the dodgers" he was a padres fan
>>144221578they do be seething at the dodgers a lot
I hate Thursdays since there are so few games.
>>144221578you mean the padres that won the season series vs the dodgers? those padres?
>team doesn't play today>immediately start thinking about your division rivalWhat team is this?
>>144221703eaglels
>>144221578did u guys fuck or no
That's my son that just hit a home run by the way
My jintsies :)
>>144217899NEVER TELL ME THE ODDS
kek faggotbacks
>>144221578I like Shohei with the Dodgers because you can tell he's a statpadder who puts his personal achievements before the team
>>144221861$700M+tip btw
>>144221870this+tastykake=win
>>144221703at this time of year every team who's in the postseason race
Is Kenta Maeda pitching today?
>>144221887It doesn't look like it.
>>144221911Post bobs, bloody bitch bastard
GG A'sMariners won the ballgame :)
>>144221609you should make a banner that says that >>144221777he wouldn't shake my hand or even fist bump when he left his last words were "I can't listen to you praise shohei like this" he was truly coping for his massive seethe
MARINERS>MARINERSMARINERS>MARINERSMARINERS>MARINERSMARINERS>MARINERSMARINERS>MARINERSMARINERS>MARINERSMARINERS>MARINERSMARINERS>MARINERSMARINERS>MARINERS
>>144221940Not a padres or doyers fan, or Californian even, but I’d like to go on record as saying that I don’t believe you.
>>144222016ok his last words were "bye" or whatever but he did actually say what I quoted him as saying and he was clearly upset I was unbothered by him hyping up the dads
Guys I went to the bar last nightAnd I met some dodgers fan And he was like, “I’m a gay faggot. Can I suck your cock?”I told him no I have a wife and I’m not gay wtf is wrong with you Anyway he grumbled something about DH being a valid NL MVP and said bye as he went to the bathroom with a vagrant
>>144222085hehehe the seethe runs strong
>>144222139he really is the underrated MVP of the phillies this year, actual MVP is probably Wheeler
extra innings baserunner is gaybigger bases is gayDH is gay12 team playoffs is gayjackie robinson is gayMLB is GAY
>>144222139two horrifically dumpy bodies
I'm gay.
>seething doggie doos at 4pm on a weekday
>>144222206Cubs firmly in the chad mogger quadrant yet they are 4.5 games back of a playoff spotManfreds not even hiding it, welcome to my twisted world
smol bawl phillies
>>144222221>machimpo
Dbacks are faltering.. we need them to keep the Padgers alliance in check
>>144222221>>144222222
FAGGOTBACKS!!!
Anthony. Vito. Recker.
>>144222202>come and say that to my face irl u pussy bitch gay braves fan
>>144222208you are valid
>ranger is gonna paint corners at 90 or less for 6+ inn with at least 5 Ksbased
>>144222202Schwarb is chubby but has a great build. His wife is fucking hot if you like em thick
>>144222335Why post that?
Reminder the MLB picked shitters like Arcia, Perdomo and Abrams over Lindor as an "all star"
>>144222202Even as a Mets fan I know this is not canon
>>144222392>>144222335
>>144222417And Alonso thoughever; which was not deserved
>>144222438Alonso is gonna get more than Santander btwand some team will regret it badly. Will it be the Mets? I dunno. But Alonso this season has been dreadful with men on base.
one strike away (twice)
nasty pitching from the fish
>>144222525dodger fan btw
>>144222525good looking chap clear victim of woke mind virus attractively arrogant yet painfully insecureeven if I were gay (we ain't even gay) he'd be on the chopping block sad many such cases.
>>144217899Chadres going in for that sweep. Sorry TiGods, we just need that postseason run, any series wins and sweep to keep this momentum going.
you see how fast Schwarber got to 2nd? h-he fast
leadoff hitter kyle schwarber
>>144222641>tagging from 2nd on a fly ball to CFI k-kneel
>>144221328Bench coach for Padres or manager assistant. He literally lives in San Diego. Hell, he could manage the red sux lol
>>144222435What does “skeee up” mean?
>>144222634>>144222641>>1442226553 tool player
>>144222623>There's something kinda hot about hooking up with insecure guys thoughAbsolutely disgusting repent immediately.
>>144222681>from 3 true outcomes to 3 true toolskino
>>144221328The Dodgers will literally never fire him. He's going to be there until he fucking dies at this point
>>144222623Chads mogged.
>>144222723no, he's right
>>144222623uhhhhh
>>144222623May God have mercy on your soul.
>>144222661Please don't ever suggest that again 2hu. Roberts is welcome back to SD anytime after he's done with the Dodgers but not in any managerial capacity
>>144222623>>144222776>>144222790Alright things got a little too real. I think I'm done with /mlb/ for today.
baybaw
ffs rojas
>faggot and poodre talkthis thread sucks
Oh yes my willing SLAVES, I'm cooking up something tasty for you mindless fools.. something very tasty indeed! Just one teaspoon of Dr. Flavor's newest additive will have you SCREAMING for more!!
what do you guys want from mcronald's
>>144223304PUSSY
>>144223304sausage egg muffin & a hash brown thanks m8
>>1442233042 mc chickens and fries thanks
wild move from ranger, he did step to the side JUST enough to pick him off imo
>>144223304apple pie and a 20 piece nuggets
>>144223304diarrhea
>>144223304>>144223317>>144223324>>144223337>>144223368Yes! MORE!! Eat! Eat it all! The harvest will commence soon...
>>14422330410 piece nugs, large fries, sweet n sour
>>144223304uuuhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
>>1442233042 cheeseburger meal, no tomatoes, large fries. Thanks.
>>144223304The Pizza I ate yesterday went right through me. I put too many red pepper flakes and my asshole was aflame as early as last night, and into this morning.I'm never listening to you guys again.
>>144218206Hit the knob
>>144223494>no tomatoessince when does the two cheese have tomatoes? your VPN is showing
holy fuck Ranger
>>144223624i was taking a big greasy shit after my homemade 2x sausage chee muffin/tater tots/buttermilk ranch/coke zero dinner, what happened?also S TO TT
fuck yea stotty
Ordered food at the bar and the bartender handed me this??? Not sure what to make of it?
>runners on 1st and 3rd>1 out>could steal to negate the double play>probably wontI swear to God
>>144223875N=nativea reminder that your table is sitting on stolen land
football game is starting, you can close this thread
>>144223913no need
>>144224076no thanks
>>144224082thank fucking godidk why they did use wilson and clemens for so long, although I think clemens was hurt for a bit iirc
>>144224088>bungles
say something nice about the miami marlins
>>144224154It's his slider cutter combo. Has good support from other pitches like the curve and 2seam as well. Low on the plate they are elite pitches. His command issues will be the reason he's either great or out of the league in 2 years. He's very much like Assad, with exceptional horizontal movement on the plate except aside from having a wicked two seamer he has a solid running 4-seamer at 96-98.
>>144224154It's nice of them to pick up all these DFA'd players. Shame they let Tim Anderson go.
Unfortunate for Kochanowicz this ballpark has those stupid ass dimensions
it’d be cool to have a girlfriend with big tits and smallish nipples
Where's the new thread hehe~ ^_^
mariners astros yankeesare BIG meme teamsalso garbage
>bet it would be 3-2 angels>already blown in the 1st inningI should have known better
>>144224135yeah, what about em
>Black national anthem in the NFLWhy doesn't MLB do this?
Check swinging is ruining the sport
>>144224880>Starting with the 2026 season, the defense will be allowed three check swing appeals per game. Two successful appeals will award an additional three appeals on offense and defense that shall be eligible for official review.
why is thomson treating a 5-0 (now 5-1 ffs) lead like a blow out?
Bet the house in casty to hit a hr in his last AB. Rich homie Quan died. It’s a stone cold lock
>>144225196>Rich homie Quan diedfirst time I ever hear the names of these guys is when they die
>>144225328Remember like 10 years ago that song that just repeated>My nigga my niggaThat’s rich homie Quan on dat track
Luke Jackson is an absolutely guaranteed loss every single fucking time. Just a nightmare that this piece of shit continues to take a roster spot
why cant the braves into pitching?
>>144224154The used to have nice uniforms
>>144225785They have top 5 pitching in the league. You can't win games when you don't score runs
>>144225815How do you score runs if you don't get on base?
Profar HR. Momentum is strong from last night!
My Profardres :)
Profar is irrelevant KEK
>>144225935What's that got to do with their pitching?
Braves lost the Sean Murphy trade
wtf was that clemens
why braves gotta be gay tonight
>>144225982Oh idk maybe murphy and arcia popping out AGAIN while morton is clearing $20million.
>>144226133Morton got a win yesterday. Again, what does that have to do with their pitching?
>>144226089Tonight??
X Man HR :) Chadres bro, this is our world series and we're fucking destined. Goo chaddies gooo!
X-man please keep doing that shit
>>144226188Wow he beat the worst team in the NL West. How was he against teams that matter? How was he worth the millions? Let me know after this BUM loses a wildcard game (assuming they get there). You want my point? Don't go nostalgic and bring back Rosario (DFA'd) and Soler. The pitching is okay, but I'm seeing a 1 right now.
Holy shit they are teeing off on Mize. Every ball off the bat 100+
>>144226426>Complain about the pitching>Disproven based on stats>Pretend you were complaining about the hitting >Double downUh okay. So, nothing? It had nothing to do with their pitching, and like I said 3 posts back they are dead at the plate? Thanks genius great point
>>144226040That piece of shit threw a broken bat at mike piazza, without any provocation whatsoever!
>>144223304
>>144226529I'm not arguing with some bandwagon plebbitor. Enjoy you're le epic win and make sure to post it on r/imafaggot.
gg marlins, phillies back to playing good smol bawl and good pitching
My FEELIES WIN!!!
>Gayves having a lovers quarrel
>>144226645I accept your concession drunk retard
umm braves??
>>144226723Peppers in the philly cheese?? I thought that was against the rules.
>>144226798look at the beer label
>>144226798bell peppers not very common, yeah, more for sausage, peppers, and onion sandwichespickled banana and cherry peppers, and roasted long hots are more common
>doyerpacos still seethingkek
>>144226829Kek I am retarded, we been talking about food too much on here
>>144226988kek seeth got em beggin for scraps!
>braves are the one to spoil my parlay
Darn Domingo German was DFA'd. Imagine pitching a perfect game then immediately falling from grace like that.
Attaboy Kochanowicz
>>144223675Insane
>>144227173hedge you dumbass
rockies win, mets profit
this was my hedged bet from earlier, losing to the rockies is crazy work
Thanks Pebbles. Also has there been scenario where someone choked a division and that team behind the leading division barely wins it out of luck. Just curious.
some idiot with a barves hat at the gym tried getting my number lolol I am NOT going out with a fan of that poverty franchise!!1
>Neto has the highest batting average vs LHP in all of MLBdamn
>D-Backs lose>Braves loseAlright lets beat the Reds tomorrow
>>144227363I really like the Angels young core. Get a bit better starting rotation and whatever you can for Trout and you'd be solid.
>barfy doos
>>144227437Yeah, I don't think we're in as bleak a situation as a lot of people think. And we're adding to the core with Christian Moore next season.
>>144227603And if Trout some day does actually play a full season it'd be great. Everyone is always rooting for him to do that.
>>144218036You forgot laugh at the royals
>>144227702royals own ya
feels almost like an offseason bread already
>>144227744Who's lost more baseball games since 2000?
>>144227803it's travel day retard and the NFL opened the season
>>144227803getting awfully close, that fall feeling should be around sooner or later
>>144227857nf what?
mets are making the playoffslindor is winning nl mvpmendy is winning nl manager of the year
Schmidt starts against the CubsYankees
>>144227884It’s so hot in the PNW rn, but it’s September and my Mets are tied with the Braves. End of the season gonna be a bloodbath.
Diaz over Campy on the postseason roster plz
>>144228051How are you enjoying the smoke?
>>144228083Obviously a no brainer. Also Pérez CG? Him and Diaz are on cruise control. Diaz reminds me of fat Xander Bogaerts lol
>>144228104Just a bit hazy by me rn, not so bad. 2020 was my first year out here though and it felt apocalyptic.
>>144228425yeah, the West is the Best
>>144228422Perez is a solid inning eater and a lefty, perfect #5 for the team. Idk if he makes the postseason, but integral part of the regular season
Come on Mets just keep pushing on...>>144227969Mendy isnt the Manager of the year, but it should go to Snitker for working with literal chicken bones and cartiledge
54%
>>144228555checked mets guaranteed postseason entry
>>144228555
>>144228555Based digits lgm
>>144228630just faggotners thing
>>144227341no one wants one of those abominations as a bf, can't blame you sis
>>144228630GG, see you in 2028 Astros
Does Winker have the potential to be this season’s Cespedes?
>>144228555I actually hate to ask this but… do the cubs have a shot?
pretty dead offense tonight
>>144228818Not even close, he’s hit three home runs so far with the Mets? They were all in a big spot but Cespedes raked in the second half of 2015, and had some outfield assists. Winker has an assist in LF thoughever, but I can’t recall it off the top of my head.
Wew Jason Adam's, you so naaassttyyyy.
thank ya rockies!
>>144229344Padubbies?
>>144229361
>>144229006Looked further into Cespedes’ 2015 run, that shit is crazy
GG Rangers.Offense was anemic tonight.
>>144229379mets are the blue-pinstripe team i am afraid
>>144229383Yea me too lmao, 17 HRs, 44 RBIs, .942 OPS and 4 Assists from the outfield. He was a monster.
some idiot with a doyers hat at the gym tried getting my number lolol I am ABSOLUTELY going out with a fan of that winning franchise!!1
>>144229517Sup hoe? You wanta go get some tortas mami?
>>144229517doyerpacos are not winning the division this year kek
Yes, Díaz was a great pick up. Campy wouldn't frame that properly. Love me camps, but we need some stud catchers to sneak in strikes.
>don't play>Tie the Barves>>144228818He's not the superstar Cespedes was but he's provided a nice jolt to a lineup that was kind of dead once you got past Alonso, even with McNeil picking it up.
>poopoopeepeepoodres
get fucked Iowa
LOL POODREPACOS
>POODRES
OH NO NO NO NO NO SAVE ME PETER SEIDLER
>peepeepoopoodreskek
>>144229715>(you)
Woah shit Grand Salami, heccing yikes!
>>144230275>>144230281>>144230292>>144230300>>144230292>>144230300Merrill will win this.
dios mio..... my poodres..
>>144228840If they win every single game they have left than yes
Not looking good, chadrebros
SAN DIEGO LOVES THE DODGERS
>>144228818Better to say Kelly Johnson lmao. >>144229006Winker is an meh fielder. Cespedes carried that Mets team on his back at times, especially with how bad the outfield was
>they're still good, they're still good
>>144230331Think everyone figuring out Suarez fastball. Gotta mix it up more. He has been hittable lately, dude probably gassed :/ I liked saurez as a setup man desu
>>144230414Does this shitter know how to throw off speed shit?
GG Rockers ;_;
>>144230414He needs a day off. Have been overusing him of late desu senpai.
fuck off doyerfaggots
keep whores out of /mlb/
>>144230562make me leave, bitch
Hinch is a certified retard if he doesn’t walk Merill
>>144230300>check out of the genny>come back and see thisbig dogs eating
>it was 3-0 in the 9th>POODRESAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAPOODREPACOS BTFO
poopoopeepeecacadoodoopoodres
Fug lol oh well that's how the cookie crumbles. GG Tigods! Was a fun series!
CHOKEDRES KEK
>dbags lose>poodres choke in spectacular fashionDODGERS WIN ON THEIR DAY OFF!
its so fucking hot, bros
That’s the worst loss of 2024, and it’s probably the worst loss for a playoff team because the Padres should make it in the end
doyerpacos are so fucking obsessed
KEK POODREPACOS
>>144230438I mean they call him Bobby bullets, all he does is spam fastball and occasional change up, yeah it's probably his only pitch and now everyone is figuring him out. I'd argue that Tanner Scott should be our closer with Saurez as a setup, just like Suarez and Hader combo.>>144230465Also it's been scorching hot IN San Diego too, yeah he needs rest.
>>144230702this was filmed at Wrigley
poo poo poodres stinking it up again
PRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRT
Cubspie off his meds again
Dodgers!
>>144230784>>144230752>>144230713>>144230703>>144230702>>144230684>>144230635>>144230618We still won the series, Doy chuds.
>>144230795That unhinged tranny is always off his meds
>>144230807PRRRRRRRRRRRRTT
>>144230807COPE MORE FAGGOT
>>144230795I’m a tranny tho
>>144230806memeners fags aren't going like this
>>144230834>>144230827There's no reasoning for doyers chuds.... Smh baka.....
ngh..mfh..mecy...please don't fuck me... ngh...
>>144230861>fake 2pooWhere's the real one
>>144230861COPE
>>144230890Right here!
>>144230897>suarezmore like POOarez, amirite
>>144230897lollook at all those boomer chuds. get fucked poodre shitters.
Tigods win
>>144230967Let's all calm down now
>>144230897SLAM DIEGO LOL
>>144231037GG TiGods, was some interesting baseball, I kinda figured Suarez was do for blown save. Love your unis btw
>>144230897>Grand slam >in the ninth inning >to the number 9 hitter Lmao oh poodres
>>144231057I think the last time we had Slam diego was against the Reds, Jake Cronenworth slam lol we more.... Hmmmm.... Clutch diego now lol
kek choke diego
>>144230572Your mom called I told her you’re fuckin up big time
The Dodgers organization should not even exist, let’s be honest
>>144231078They were the most intense games the tigers have played in years lol
8 more wins until my poodres clinch a wildcard seed
>>144231267Was fun, ngl if Yu and Suarez didn't shit the bed, Padres pitching shutout Tigers for about three series. No excuses because we did got grand slam but theoretically we kinda did. Onto a new chapter against Giants.
>>144231343…Only 8 more wins, how hard could that be?
>>144231421At least 3 series wins according to my math
Gunnar Henderson for MVP, whatever happened there?
>>144231421It shouldn't be hard, this team is definitely has a destined run, Merrill is definitely thr glue for this team, so I doubt we would have an epic collapse or some shit. No Jinx or anything but I'm positive and keeping positive til we make it.
MEST POODRES NLCS PLEASE
>>144231614I don't give a fuck who makes it as long as it isn't the dodgers or yankees
>>144231614It's probably gonna be Dodgers Or Dbacks NLCS. Hell I wouldn't mind a rematch of a Phils and Padres NLCS. Time for a nap, see yah metties jetties at PS.
its so fucking hot, bros. cant go to sleep
>>144232116this+tastykake=win
>>144231649I don’t give a fuck who makes it as long as it is the Mets
>>144232116Try putting a cold wet towel on you neck, I just bought a bionaire window fan just to today.. My fucking room is so insulated it's always so humid and hot, meanwhile my fucking brothers have a cool room with two fucking AC. You gotta drink some electrolytes. Pink Salt, water and Limon to hydrate you.
>>1442322962hu do you live at home with your parents?
>>144232448Duh, we'll technically my grandma house. My whole family lives together, I also have my girlfriend house I crash sometimes. We had a house, not anymore. Divorce is not fun.
Got the script. Its Mets beat the Phillies in the NLDS, beat the Dodgers in the NLCS, and then lose to the Yankees in the WS.
Kek doggy doo being rammed in October kwab
hello fellow LA area posters how are we dealing with the heat wave going on :)
>>144232555Im naked with my fan pointed at my balls
>>144230897holy fuckultimate grand slam kino
Holy fuck that Indians logo is gay
>>144232499>doyers>NLCSkek
>>144232604It really do be like that sometimes.
>>144232653Brewers gonna choke either in the NLDS or wildcard per usual
>>144232641Was genuinely surprised too, Suarez looks tired af, I wonder if we're over hyping him too much. Still love me Srauez.
>>144232555Thanking the Lord above I have a working AC Feels good to be a neet
>>144232668My Chadres gonna have to gentleman sweep the brew crew. Sorry Nord croo if you're reading this.
>>144232653Considering the Brewers, Mets, and Padres are getting it. It would be one hell of a fuck up of the Dodgers don't get to the NLCS this time around. Only thing that stops the Dodgers in the NLDS is probably the Phillies which won't happen unless they choke again in September.
>>144232604Proof?
>>144232708kys cubspie you tranny fuck
Femanon here
>>144232708Ask your mom to take a pic
https://x.com/CubsZone/status/1831866543111860278;_;
>>144232798eke what a fag
Goodnight frens of /mlb/ have a great rest of your night. Just power nap.... Hydrate and stay cool, anons.
I'm gay
>>144232852Go Braves
>>144232798>the love I have for them and the cubs will never be [matched]he said straight irl
>>144232798Cubkees.
>>144230897padres chuds are we the baddies?
>>144232295>guy who only does offense has better offense than guy who does offense and a thousand innings of the hardest defensive positionwoah, mindblown if only there was an award for the best offensive player
Have you guys heard about hawk tuah? Haha
>>144232941mets great
Mets
>poodreskek
>>144219116>Those home runsProbably should've worked on his launch angle some?
there is literally no contest
Mariners :)
>>144219116>the assassinator of Atlanta
https://youtu.be/mIfEX7CA8X8
Doyers
We need nu tho
Im a girl tho
I'm female
>>144233796I fucked her
>>144233796I cosplayed as her once
Good guys won today
>>144233914She's a girl though
>>144233914She's female
>>144233954>>144233962I'm a girl however
poodres took that big furry tiger dick in their ass
Smells like freshly baked nu tho!
>>144233971this+tastykake=win
a tiger got hair on it's dick and it fucked the poodres ass with it
>>144233967>>144233796I can't pull off the Rei look well. I think Asuka more naturally fits me.
tastykake set my blood into a frenzy
Oooh you'll never force this one acchole
Oooh I got a garlic knot for ya
doyers win
This is bleedin' looney
Forcy has us by the azz
I'm who they call .. assie...
This one's on me
/nu/>>144234158>>144234158>>144234158/nu/
>no slugging power>unhealthy attachment to washed veterans>acquired foreign hitters are bumsit's so over for Hiroshima
>>144232482>girlfriendC-Can girls love girls?
>>144232694It's alright, I'd rather lose to the Dads than some other times. Getting swept in the postseason is a Brew Crew tradition. Enjoy a cold one in your humid room
