Neutral OP edition Sources: Chiefs, TE Noah Gray agree to 3-year dealDeshaun Watson says Browns are 'fine' with low expectations entering 2024Report: Cowboys, Dak making progress on extensionRussell Wilson limited in practice with calf tightnessAaron Rodgers preaches stability ahead of start of 2024 season: 'Trust the process'Jets HC Robert Saleh not ready to rule out Haason Reddick for MNFUpdate: Commanders fire VP of content over comments caught on hidden cameraDolphins "hopeful" Jalen Ramsey will suit up for Week 1Kyle Pitts reassures Falcons fans about Week 1 statusVikings "loosely targeting a Week 7 return" for TE T.J. HockensonWill Levis excited to put his improvement on displaySao Paulo beefs up security for Brazil’s 1st ever NFL game as players raise crime concerns2 of 3 charges dismissed against ex-Panthers VP Adrian WilsonJustin Herbert eager to begin season after rehabbing foot injuryMatthew Stafford on another return to vocal Detroit: ‘I want to hear all of it’Brandin Cooks: Amount of criticism cast on Dak Prescott 'blasphemy' Ravens DC on facing Chiefs: 'Patrick Mahomes is obviously a problem'Davante Adams calls “BS” on rumors he’s unhappy in Las Vegas
What big changes/trades/retarded stuff happened in the offseason, I do not watch anything nfl related except for redzone.
>Leans in>"It's gonna be a fivepeat"
i'm thinking we're 1-0 tonight
>>144222925mahomes died
Soon
>>144222925titans got mahomes
Don't worry muttlovers, the reffies will save mutthomes again tonight.
>>144222925Patrick Mahomes was traded to the Patriots
>Shitsi>Cocka cockDr Pepper is the true soft drink for all men with taste.
>>144222936>>144222943>>144222946I believe all of these simultaneously.
>>144222955So you date guys who drink Dr. Pepper?
Holy smokes
>>144222925Jags relocated to London
>>144222964ALL IN
>>144222941literally no one is anticipating the arrival of the zogbot whore
>>144222985MY ASS
>>144222925the Tennessee Titans offense is now 11 guys stitched together ass-to-mouth as found in the film The Human Centipede.no one noticed until last week because there are no Titans fans.
>>144222985Youngbitch’s bussy!HA GOTTEM
Final day, final hour, for anyone who wants to do a last minute draft. We need ONE more person to fill out this out.https://fantasy.espn.com/football/league/join?leagueId=1518493386&inviteId=490d9e07-8d03-45dc-9de6-397d1853037e>>144222969They really just should at this point
>>144222967Now let's see what she looks like without all of the clown make-up.
Is there some way both the Chiefs and Ravens can lose tonight? I don't want either of these teams to win.
What did she whisper in his ear?
Yep I'm thinking its time to crack open this new one
>>144223057>>>/pol/
>>144222966You can stop with this meme, the season is finally here so we don't need to keep this up.
>>144223081>black qbs
>>144222932Is that Herbert?
I need new reaction images for anno domini year of our lord 2024.Please share your favorite /nfl/-related image so that I can dunk on other teams. Thank you.
You took away my one true loveNow I take away yours
Will the Greek defender play for the Chiefs?
>>144222889new to football lads, of these two teams who are the good guys and who are the bad guys?
>The former Patriot player anchors keep saying NO WAY the Chiefs 3peatSo sweaty
>>144223119Really man? It's opening night, have some respect.
>>144223081Nice try but I rooted for Colin Kaepernick.
>first game>6 nfl gens
Reminder that Temujin is a latina living in California.
NFL rigged
>>144223146Yes!
>>144223149Reffies are the good guys. Queefs and ratbirds are bad, but the reffies will keep them in line
>>144222889PICKS ARE INhttps://youtu.be/tPWdOEsA6Xc?si=mapLLFojkQX5J71Whttps://youtu.be/tPWdOEsA6Xc?si=mapLLFojkQX5J71Whttps://youtu.be/tPWdOEsA6Xc?si=mapLLFojkQX5J71W
>>144223175 Greece represented
>>144223154lmao
>>144223146The Greek Freak Karlaftis is the LDE for Chiefs, wearing #56DE are the guys on the edges of the 4-mam front on defense
>>144223146yeah he's gonna play
If Ravens can't win are they doomed?
>>144223286Bro, they couldn’t even beat Matt Canada and Kenny Pickett.
Based colonizer
>Every time the nepo kid asks Dungy a question he turns to answer Rodney Harrison
>>144223316lol that was weird
I'm drinking a four Loko cause I hate myself. Go Cardinals
>>144222889>2 of 3 charges dismissed against ex-Panthers VP Adrian WilsonWhat was he charged with?
>>144223316>nepo kidcuck cuckingsworth's kid, right?
>>144223366Assault on this bussy
>>144223388Yeah
>>144223286Yeah of course everyone knows that a week 1 loss to the super bowl favorites is impossible to recover from
Recover from this bussy
Derrick Henry reminds me of when Aragorn first sees the Uruk-Hai walking towards him amongst all the little orcs at the end of the first movie
Reffie bros, it's OUR time
Walk towards this bussy
>>144223444His name is Lurtz. Show some respect.
>>144223477Show some respect to this bussy
NBC has BY FAR the worst group of studio talent in the sport
>>144223469based
>>144223492>talentThat's being generous
>>144222969>>144223008They just approved a lease to stay in Jacksonville for 30 years with a no relocation clause. You retards have been saying the Jags would move to London since 2012 and even after they approved a billion dollar stadium renovation in Jacksonville you retards still keep saying it. You shouldn't support relocation. It's the most soulless thing about American sports.
>>144223492I'm not even turning on the game until kickoff.
>8:40
>>144223525>You shouldn't support relocation. It's the most soulless thing about American sports.cool it with the anti-semitism
>>144223658Sorry, but I'm not the comm, I was just spreading the word trying to get people. This was a shitshow all around
>>144223869Express my condolences to your com that he removed the chance for your league to get free cash prizes for no buy in.His dumbass didn’t even see I was chatting in the chat an hour before draft.
Taylor seems to be closer with Ed than Donna
>>144222889Did Kelce and Swift break up yet?
>>144224092no
Did they fucking lie about the time? It was posted everywhere that it was 8 20.
>>144224144They pushed it back due to lightning
>>144224223lightning are in tampa retard
>>144224223Absolutely pussy shit>inb4 "this is why we need domes"
>>144224272I’m going to wife you up
>>144224017
>>144224272We used to ride the lightning, now in (insert current president’s name’s) America, we hide from the lightning.
>spee will say shes mid
>>144224410Thanks OBAMA!
How will the Chiefs win without the werewolf?
>gamethread is a stickyI suppose I'll be hanging out in here for the game
>>144224353>you just know
is the fake national anthem over? can I start watching again?
>>144224617I want to see the reaction when a white person sings that song
>>144224353I like Tay
Hang the banner, faggotsOh wait it's an actual superbowl banner lol
I didnt know Chad Henne retired before last season
>>144222941I haven't been here for the off-season, don't tell me you flaming fucking faggots still won't shut the fuck up about Taylor swift? maybe try reddit you semen gargling fatass
remember that chiefs fan who drugged his friends and murdered them by leaving them outside in the middle of winter? i remember
>Derrick Henry in a Ravens jerseyGIVE HIM BACK
>>144224968You hurt him enough
>>144224968Tannehill shouldn’t have thrown all those picks.
>>144224321Unironically they seem to be showing less ads. Sponsors probably wouldn't like their commercials running when nobody is watching. Last 5 minutes of the game will still take 30-40 minutes though
>>1442249682 running blacksHow do you stop that offense?
>>144224968>sack joe faggot 9 times>still loseKWAB
Anyone else marathon Carl's Stone Cold Lock first day of every new season?
>Coco JonesWho?
we waited 7 months for that sad ass first series?
>henry getting STOOD upgoddamnit we are FUCKED
>>144225494I think it was nice for the refs to show they'll give mahomes help even when they don't know he needs it
>WARNING>FLAG>FLAG>DOUBLE FLAGfor fucks sake
>Henry>Age 30He's that old already, thought he was around 27 or something
What the fuck is this shit?
Lamar fucking sucks, dog. This guy is supposed to be a rival to Patrick Mahomes?
GET FUCKED CHOOFSWE STUNTING
No Sneed.No Rings.Simple as.
Lmao theyre running college triple with the two best run threats in the nfl
It's been 1 fuckinh pregame and 1 drive and I'm already fucking sick of the amount of cumguzzling these broadcasts do for everyone.
we're in the comfy thread>>144225921>>144225921
>>144225904to be fair, they should be loldink and dunk with that running game will open up deep shots
>>144225927I'll guzzle your cum, faggot
>>144225959nevermind, mods deleted it
i've never understood the point of sticky threads. posts are flying too fast and old posts are quickly deleted. it's like a laggy version twitch chat
>jannies are deleting comfy gamethreadsfucking faggots
>>144224968I want to bandwagon the Titans but know nothing about them.Should I?
>>144226033this is the comfy thread >>144226078it's so you don't need to keep making new threads
>>144226084>trying to have funNot around these parts.
Is football your favorite sport to watch, or is it something else?
>>144223060>"The contact expires the end of September. Then you'll be finally free"
>>144226190Yes and it's not even closehockey is cool too but I don't really follow it. I have a Detroit lions tattoo on my shoulder though I love football so much
>4staff troon deleting game threads that arent the shitty sticky fuck generals
fucki think i'm going to have to kiss the ringagain
the chiefs offense is so zesty and gay they play ball like fruits
>>144226084>a sticky for said game>if you don't want to post about it in a gamethread there's the general >cry because he can't have a separate slow af thread
>>144223149Both are bad and the refs can and WILL ensure a Chiefs victory.
>>144226190playoff football > playoff baseball > football > baseball > international soccer > playoff basketball > playoff hockey > hockey > basketball > soccer
are we comfy in here?
>>144226094They have a new coaching staff, new offense, and a second year quarterback. I don't know if they'll be good, but they'll be interesting to watch.
>>144226295>glad that mods railroad the board and delete on topic threads arbitrarily.I wasnt even going to use the comfy thread, but the board is in a pretty sad state.
>>144226345cute kot
Need Kelce and Checkie to get a TD
>>144225649He's been in the league since 2016. His coaches didn't know how to use him properly when he first got to Tennessee and he nearly got traded because of it.
@144226295stop hiding your capcode
>>144226542how do you not know how to use the huge man who can run through concrete? just send him at the place where the concrete is weakest. fuck, football is easy
>>144226391>arbitrarilyBut it's not. It was deleted because there's a fucking sticky for it and a place to talk about it that's not the sticky. Whether you agree with it or not that's by definition not arbitrary
>>144226583His first NFL head coach was Mike Mularkey and his offensive coordinator was Terry Robiskie.
>>144226345Yes
>>144226295I'm literally crying and shaking
god the new kickoff is so gay
> commit sexual assault> get signed to the best team in the leaguewhat did they mean by this
FOOMBLE
>>144226933>first of the seasonfootball is truly back
LA FUMBLE SACKSON
>>144226933I missed this cat
Lamar Jackson fucking sucks.
>>144226606Listen here jannyboyComfythreads/eurothreads/whatever have you tangent threads have coexisted alongside stickies since day one.There is absolutely no rule against them, there is a 16 year precedent of them existing.Some new retard janny deleting them randomly for no real reason is the exact definition of arbitrary.Funny how they werent getting deleted during the olympics, where they were used extensively.
the chiefs have a white runningback who owns a crocodilethis sport is scripted
>>144227143It's a gator
>>144227169same difference
>>144227169didn't ask
So this new kick off bullshit is here to stay then?
JPEG pls...
>>144226558meant for>>144226295
>>144227169stfu nerd, your smartass probably took the COVID vax
holy shit, this is a top tier BITCH MOVE
>opi on a normal blockLol
>>144227352>reciever blocks the corner mire than 1 yard down field before the ball has been thrown>NOOOOOOO HOW COULD YOU HECKIN CALL THAT!!!
>>144226084It's worse than reddit around here lately. I just got banned for posting a completely on topic thread. Can't even appeal because it's only three days. Fuck jannies.
> Len Dawsonliterally who
>>144227749some sussin ahh nigga frfr
>>144227338holy shit I’m trying to breath here
>>144227760>*slurping sounds*>*rhythm slapping sounds*
>>144222889https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Fz4fTUmi6pchow the fuck have we fallen so far that a commercial from 10 years ago has better cgi and costumes with actually attractive women and good music. fucking goyslop.
>>144227338kek what a kwab
gettin kinda sleepy bros
>>144227528>Fuck janniesThey can’t even ban, they beg the mods. They’re unpaid tattletales KWAB
So I should get the NFL branded Roku at walmart, it probably has a better refresh rate? I need to look at the specs it's like 43"
>professional kickers
>>144228365Roku is garbage
more like patpick mahomes
>>144228540you were waiting 7 months to post this, weren't you?
Baltimurder sucks
>>144228679no I just came up with it, I have a good one for lamar too though
this game is fucking TRASH
HALFTIME MEALTIME! What are we eating bros? Pic related is on the way
Close game
>>144228942making a cheeseburger
>new kickoff rule designed to encourage more returns>there has been 1 return this entire game
>>144228942Where the hell are they selling McRibs?
>>144228999Goodell seething yet again as I still use the kickoff as a buffer to do things other than watch commercials.
GOON
>>144229082I'll goon when Kelce and Pacheco get a TD
>>1442289995 yards isn't worth an open play at that speed. copied glacier ass xfl or whatever nobody faggot league they got this from too literally
>>144229157Based
>>144228942Mcrib is back?
>come in at halftime>zero threads except the sticky no actual fan would look atthis place gets worse every year how is that even possible
notable lack of aislop this season compared to last season
>>144229412its fucking annoying now. no point to post on opening night. everyone is so used to making it reddit
Can I get a fit check?
>>144229547> XLokay chubby chubsterput down the calzone and eat a salad
That was a clean hit
>>144229645It was probably the hand to the helmet. I agree, but that’s probably why. Oh, and because it was Mahomes.
Just let the play run until he scores
>>144229645nu NFL in a nutshell on that play all the way down to someone still getting hurt
Why does the extra point exist?
>>1442296006"4 lol
Anyone else a fan of Caleb Williams? I for one accept himfor who he is
>>144229789a little treat for kickers
k, just need Kelce to score and I'm going to Red Lobster
>>144229820Sorry i drafted him in fantasy so hes fucked.
I showered during halftime and missed a tuddy...
>>144229412>>144229488stickies are dumb as fuck anyway. its going as fast as a twitch chat and like 50% of the posters aren't even talking about the goddamn game in the first place. I always look for the other thread for a more comfy experience but the jannies just keep deleting any other Chiefs/Ravens threads. Ridiculous.
>green lights at the hue stadiumyou guys lied to me
Can't have the 2 time Super Bowl Champion Kansas City Swifties losing in the season opener.Sorry Lamar!
>>144229857I made one still up.
>>144227230>gaytors
Is there a reason Lamar is just running the EXACT SAME "scramble and lob" play over and over again the entire game?
>>144229914he's not smart enough to remember other plays
Betting on the chiefs is easy money. You really think the nfl isn’t gonna let their golden mutt and whore of Babylon lose?
>>144229978I bet that Kang Henry would get a TD also
>>144229910how do you know their sexual orientation...
>>144229978do you recall the chiefs season opener last year?
>>144229978i decided to be contrarian and took the ravens with the spread
Ravens fucking SUCK
taytay <3
thank fucking CHRIST that im going to start watching condensed games on sundays. every year this starts again i forget how UNWATCHABLE nfl broadcasts are with all the bullshit
>swifities have better football discussion than /nfl/we're so fucking cooked
>>144230193I mostly just go all in with afternoon games on Sundays for 7 hours and don't breath and ignore the national slop outside the really big games which is usually just some SNF and almost no TNF/MNF. Saves a lot of time with little loss
https://discord.gg/aVtJzmk4
Travis Kelce before dating Taylor Swift vs Travis Kelce dating Taylor Swift
>>144230323She bleached him
>I'm not a running b-ACK
>>144230385>fullblacks
That chick on good morning football picked the ravens to win the owl
>>144230385"fuck throwing the ball"lameme jackson 2024
ayo hol up hol up*smacks lips*DIS OUR YEAR NIGGA
>>144230385>>144230412>>144230434you retards are clearly not watching the game our plan is to let the play develop so flowers gets open but our shitty o-line is getting blown up every play so Lamar doesn't have time to throw
>>144230494"bad o-line" is the eternal excuse of the meme qb
>>144230481I heard he doesn’t like those.
>>144230302>I have a small white penis
>>144230302thats what i used to do but im gonna do something else sundays and ignore scores. the condensed games are 30-45 minutes each, just every play. no commercials, no coach interviews, no bullshit
Why do the Ravens have a runningback playing quarterback?
>>144230533if only there were a way to assess the o-line's performance
>>144230558They should swap Henry and Lamar. Have Henry just dump it to Lamar
but why?
Tabbed into the game about 13 times and every time it's a commercial. This shit is unwatchable.
That is likely a touchdown
>>144230560ok danny
>>144230620There goes any optimism I had about the tits
>>144230620It's the last year on his contract. He might retire after this year.
>>144230737but he can just get on injured reserve and get paid to sit around
>>144230659wut
>>144222889*diet coke chuds getting absolutely BTFO*cot damn Megan is so hawt....
You guys said Worthy was a tiny little bitch
>>144230979he's a zippy little bitch
>>144230979only coping bills fans said that
>chiefs were on a down year last year
did collinsworth just call someone a big nigger?
>>144231067>they really let diggs walk and then handed his heir to the team that cucks them in the playoffs every yearkwab (kek what a bills)
>literally the same play over and over again
>>144231235membrin' two plays be hard, coach
>>144231235if it ain't broke
this reffie performance is one for the ages.world class.nobody has it better than us.
Lamar's final chance, he better not fuck it up
>dink and dunk with a minute left in the gameso this is the power of the mvp...
Hory shit
>PUTTING UP A HOSPITAL BALL OUT OF BOUNDS TO YOUR TOP TIGHT END
Nice hospital pass Lamar you fucking idiot
that's Likely gonna hurt
lameme not beating the runningback allegations
Hory shitttttttt
CROSSED THE LINENO GOOD
Wait what it was counted?I thought it was out
kevin durant tier
Lamar killed his team tonight
0 days until free win
Come on, you're going to end the game on that? Rules were meant to be broken.
replay showed that the chiefs line wasn't even straight...
LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOODON'T DOUBT THE MAHOMES MEME MAGIC
>on pace for 0-19 or whatever the fuck the game total is these daysCan't be a laughingstock playoff choker if you don't make them. Big brain move Lamar
A FUCKING TOE
running back missed two wide open throws and all anyone is going to talk about is them losing by a toe
Dunno who i hate more the refs for taking away a catch on ticky tack bullshit or Lamar for being racist.
>all smiley and happy after losing the gameThese niggaz get paid way too much
I haven’t seen the refs in that form in some time.
Lameme should absolutely not have won MVP last season. He is just fast.
i knew VAR was dumb
thank you toes
We'll be telling our grandkids about the legendary Toe Bowl
>>144231984they were like this in every taylor attended game last year
Does anyone have that image of Lamar being like 15th in most stats and somehow still winning the MVP last year? He's so shit it's definitely a psyop
MY CHIEFFIES <33333SUCK MY TOE BALTIPOOR
Marching status?
well lameme you just missed 2 TD passes that i think even pooa woulda made
THEY CAN'T KEEP GETTING AWAY WITH ITAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>>144231958>idiotically specific parlaysyou have nobody to blame but yourself
>>144231958Andrews fucked over so many people tonight
>ratturdsKWAB
>>144231984Football is back, baby
WE'RE SO FUCKING BACK REFGODS WHAT A GAME
I think I’m done with sports entertainment, guys. I’ll wait for hockey season.
>>144231981That's literally a man
MUH TOE
>>144232035tua would've hit those easily. his noodle arm is at least accurate and his iq is in the triple digits
>>144231925nothing in Gay C should be straight, working as intended
A fucking toe
I await the blamegame on the receiver for not toe tapping better, instead of lameme underthrowing a an easy TD by 10 yards from 15 yards away just a play before
>>144232046There's no need to be petty and jealous because i know more about NFL than you.
>>144231958>All those legs>$50 bet>only wins $400NFL odds are sooooo bad now.
>>144232077A man I'd like to fuck!
17 more weeks of this bros I cant take this
De Nada!
this is why you wear WHITE cleats
Well well well
>most likely injured your star TE in the 2nd to last play with a dumb as fuck hospital pass over the TD>lose by a toe anywayJesus fucking christ Ravens
>>144232100kek
I am shocked people think this WWE shit isn't scripted. You people are such gullible little sheep
jalen hurts makes those two throws before the toe play btw
That is such a shit way to lose
>>144222889>can’t hit the fucking broad side of a barn when it actually mattersHas there ever been a more overrated QB than Lameme?
>multiple meme calls against the Ratbirds>clear and obvious no call late hit against Mahomes>crucial game ending call based on a single toeReffies already in post season mode.
>Yeah it’s rigged. You’re still gonna watch it. See you this Sunday sheep.
>While Henry didn't suit up for Baltimore in the AFC title game, he believes that if he had been playing, Baltimore would have beaten Kansas City. "Hell yeah," Henry said Sunday when asked if things would have gone differently in the AFC title game were he on the team then. "I wish I could suit up that day watching the game. But now it's my turn."
im not racist but justin herbert would complete those passes
>>144232088That play was irrelevant retard. They scored a TD and were going for 2 for the win. This loss is solely on the coach.
Every white QB would have scored on the previous play
>>144231927>mahomes magicpic related is his favorite spell
>>144232143I only watch pirate streams and dont buy merch.
Chiefs will be unstoppable this season
>>144232107https://youtu.be/8PFou13eY4s
>>144232120Its the same in the nba, people will acknowledge something like how the refs were caught betting and calling on games, but then will throw a tantrum about how you cant rig a game
>Dallas defense
>>1442321233 consecutive bad throws
LADIES AND GENTLEMENYOUR MVP OF THE GAME
>>144232120>scriptedBlud I seen you repost your garbage shitpost here three times. Nobody is scripting a toe tap out of bounds, the WR was focused on catching the ball first and foremost then landing. Lamars pass was a bit too high.
>be Lamar Jackson>have a wide open receiver in the end zone to send it to OT>missWhat did he mean by this?
im not racist but literally any white qb this side of sam darnold would've hit those passes
>marches on in you're path
>>144232019That Jets game last year haunts me and I fucking hate the Jets and wanted them to lose
>>144232191Wrong. Darnold would’ve hit those too.
>>144232161>not owning a Travis Kelce shirt
>>144232147Chiefsbros, how are we going to handle both King Henry and Kittle? Both are coming back for revenge.
>>144232161based
>>144232187>shieeeeet
>>144232149Nope. The toe play WAS on the TD catch. The TD was recalled, and there was no 2pt attempt.
>>144232163*Refs
>>144232180Dont want to hear it
>>144232179
>>144232121Hurts would have lauched it to AJ in the endzone before they even got to the redzone
>>144232187that's reigning MVP Lamar Jackson, put some respect on his name
How do I bet on Slay getting murdered by some favela monkey tomorrow?
>>144232161Same. And I legit only watch because I'm a professional handicapper. I faded the game total movement and took the over, made a cool .909 units. I'm damn near just gonna treat it like baseball: bet it, forget it, check the scores the next morning. This is actually unwatchable now.
>>144232154>Pls ignore the time Mahomes was rocked when he was so out of bounds he was almost to the benches. Reffies just did that for funsies.
On ya stankin azz
>>144232217don’t worry you will see hundreds more bad throws from Lamar including his annual season ending bad throw in the playoffs
Anybody else notice it's next to impossible to find this pic on the internet these days? It's as if they wiped it completely. I, for one, think it's quite the amusing pic, wouldn't you agree?
>>144222889Lameme is destined to forever rack up meaningless stats and accolades but lose every big game he ever plays. The ratbirds will never be a serious contender with him in charge
>>144232239Should have been a penalty on KC for embellishment.
>>144232234can it be Bradberry instead?
>>144232239Smith didn't even hit him. He was literally trying to avoid falling on Mahomes after running 20 miles per hour you obese retard.
>>144232224and aj would moss them
refs undefeated
Not gonna lie bros, the reffies were on our side todayAs they should
>they're already blaming the reffiesComedy gold. You guys are going to be seething all season. If the Chiefs can beat the Ratbirds, largely considered one of the best (if not the best) teams, before they get in post season form, you're fucked.
Remember when all the anti white racists on twitter were celebrating when the Falcons went 28-3 up in the Superbowl against Trump's Patriots, and then Tom Brady pulled off the greatest comeback of all time?Incredible stuff.
After this shit game I've decided I'm only gonna watch my team and college football. Maybe when the NFL stops being the WWE I'll care. Fuck Rodger Goddell, fuck Patrick Manigger, and fuck every breathing person in the shithole know as Kansas City. I don't even know what state your shithole flyover city is in. I know it's not Kansas City because they don't associate with faggots
>3 total Taytay appearances Bros..
Derek Carr makes those throws.Just saying because I know it's going to make one guy very upset.
reffies we won
Only undefeated teams can reply to this post
>>144232271Absolutely seething.
lamar dances way to much for me to respect his game. it's just not fun to watch. Mahomes is much more collected and slings it down the field more often.
>>144232127I was one of the "Lamar is #2, period" ppl but after this game I changed my mind. I'd rather have Burrow
Imagine if lamar wasnt a meme qb who could throw
>>144232301Clots reporting
>>144232266checked and truehes just running around out there
Whitoids in shambles. Mahomes is the supreme slayer of whitoids
Post players who would have made that catchI'll start
>>144232290homeboy Kelce did fuck all this game it really hurt us taychads
>>144232213Haha what?
>>144232308you must not've watched a lot of ravens football over the last 5 years if this is what it took to convince you
>>144232301So literally every team except the Ravens?
>>144232289>college football>Alabama beats west kentuckold state 72-0 with even more ads than the nflLmao please cry harder
why wouldn't ever team in the league just force Lameme to beat them from the pocket
>LamemeKWAB
>>144232301mahomes leads the league in interceptions
>>144232089I’m not the one that lost their money tonight
We still live under the control of the Chiefs Dynasty
>>144232280>30 ex boyfriends>0 kidsIs she barren?
>>144232289I forgot why I don't watch queef games.Good thing they isolate these faggots into primetime games so they're easier to skip.
>>144232301burrs
Dubs and Patrick Mahomes gets a career changing injury and is a former shell of himself before he gets paralyzed from the neck down and dies before he turns 40
>>144232314Mahomes is an honorary Aryan. Dude watches (watched?) Duck Dynasty, the whitest show ever created. He also told BLM grifters to just follow police orders and they'd be fine.
That sucked. I'm going to jerk off to pawg bbw porn now. Still go Ravens tho.
Ain't gonna blame the refs, but any time I see fucking anything relating to penalties relating to toes on lines, I get PTSD.>Sabres/Bills fan
Real talk, Balitpoor hit us with absolutely everything they had. You won't see Lamar running that much again in the regular season. We went totally vanilla in the 3rd and were clearly playing week one football. The score made our teams so closer than they will be by the playoffs
>>144232315TOE TAP TONYbut no. that ball was high and antonio brown is 5’10. likely is 6’4 and had to jump & extend
He was in
>>144232287Remember when some redditor made a three hour documentary about how Brady and Trump were the same and superbowl 51 was a race war?
>>144232318He did fuckall the entirety of last season until he hooked up with Taylor right before the playoffs and then suddenly he was wide open on every single play... almost as if it were scripted or something.
>>144232360Jon Sois fell off so fucking hard
>>144232334REFS dynastypay some fucking respect to my reffies, or maybe you don't want your podunk mutt team to keep winning
>>144232356wtf there's green there
>>144232337They simply arent fun to watch. Brady's Pats were at least entertaining to see how theyd get away with it, these Chiefs are just boring.
>>144232353>playoffsneither the ciefs nor the ravens will be in the playoffs
>>144232326USC vs LSU was a million times more fun to watch than this shit tonight. I didn't see 3 flags in a row in that game
>>144232353*seem closer
>>144232362Stop noticing things
>>144232356kek
>>144232345Shut up whitoid. Know your place beneath my boot
>>144232332Neither am i. I got my bet back.
>>144232368C O P E
What a game
>>144232346SAUCE NOW
>>144232362They were dating since the early season. Kelce drew almost all coverage in the regular season until Rashee Rice broke out.
We won.
>>144232356
Mahomes v Lamar record now 5-1
>>144232368The Pats were always a fundamental lesson in football theory. Methodical, on script, and indefatigable. This shit is just memechuck to the TE/RB ecksdee lmao.
The only thing that can save the NFL is Trump winning. Not even kidding.
Championship level performance by my reffies tonight
>>144232398i love being the vilain
>>144232356damn, these refs have gotten brazen
CHIEFS KINGDOM WILL FALL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
>>144232335what if she aborted it 29 times?
>>144232407Yeah sure
>>144232406The Chiefs haven’t memechucked for years retard
Didn't watch, Didn't miss anything
So are we still pretending Worthy is John Ross or are we on to our new contrarian take?
>>144232413God I fucking miss 2010-2013 /sp/
>>144232320The final score is 27-20. The last "TD" by the Ravens was nullified because the receiver was out of bounds by a toe. There was no 2pt attempt even made.
>>144232436Sorry, "Sidearm" You know what I fucking mean. Run around in circles from lineman who have to slow down before tackling or they'll get a penalty for "roughing the passer"
Lost 1un (1.500$) betting on the Ravens but my chiefs won i literally cant lose
>>144232407Not sports related /pol/ cuck keep crying
>>144232440I mean he's fast but I didn't think he was anything insane during game 1. There was good blocking on that rushing TD and he was wide open because the safety slipped up on that other touchdown.
built on Buffalo Wings
>>144232461Retard stfu
>>144232360No?
>>144222889how did Lamar 'poopypants' Jackson win MVP over Puka last year?
>>144222932
>baker vs commies>dick poopsock vs cleWho do you take?
>>144232463Just say you don’t actually understand offensive football
>>144232467Nothing insane is two touches for two touchdowns apparently.
>>144232465كس اختك
>>144232495Baker and Derape
>>144232495Wrong thread, my bad
do you think it would be the right call to go for 2 on that last play?
>>144232471What part is wrong, dipshit?
Dubs and Mahomes and his wife die in a car crash (their children are unharmed and not in the car just those 2 subhumans)
>>144232496You don't actually understand offensive football
>>144232508Literally on pace for hundreds of touchdowns this year
>>144232346S-sauce
>>144232520Yes, especially against the Chiefs. Fortune favors the bold
>Chiefs draft fastest player since Bo Jackson>entire league realizes they're completely fucked if he doesn't flop James Jett style>first game>he scores two touchdownsWelp. I guess the only drama remaining this year is if a major injury or two can derail Kansas City's otherwise inevitable three-peat.
Rolling for Mahomes to tear his Achilles, ACL, and right shoulder on a non contact play and live in severe pain causing him to blow his brains out
>>144232534Nobody said that. I got my answer, you're still pretending, thanks. Will continue to check in on you as the season progresses
>>144232533Good boy.
>>144232520AlwaysGoing to OT is risky and trusting a coinflip is just plain dumb, decide your own future.
>>144232532dubs and it happens to you instead (you survive but you lose eyesight, both arms, both legs, and hearing)
>>144232520yep. The chiefs were clearly better and the ravens got lucky to even be in that position. You try to steal the win and live with the outcome
>>144232558Rerolling except his brother gets killed in prison too
>>144232562Dubs and youre raped by Lameme within 1 hour
>>144232520yes and they would have made it, too
>>144232562Dubs and Mahomes dies from AIDS from signing your dick faggot
Lamar was the better QB, but Chiefs were the better team.
>>144232556He'll be a consensus 1b to JJ's 1a by year 3
Why did Lamar win MVP last season?
>>144232577yeah i think they had the momentumI wonder if theres a NFL coach that would go for OT on that
>>144232556>buffalo going "what could go wrong if swap 1st rounders with KC again....Oh....."
>>144232576>>144232579dubs and you're both raped to death by Jackson Mahomes(all dubs after this are null and void)
Frankly the Chiefs plane could crash into a mountain like Kobe Bryant and I would have a beer to celebrate pissing on their graves as they burn in hell. And you?
Chiefs are 11-3 when Taylor shows up
imagine if this baboon could actually throw past 5 yards
>>144232346Imagine the smell
>>144232520They got stopped on 4th down and would’ve been stopped again
>>144232583Hmmm
>>144232596Dubs and you give my peepee a little kiss
>leave spee for the entirety of the off season>only come back to shitpost about MY ChiefiesFeels good man.Side note: I'm surprised that Saudi Taylor Swift guy is still posting here. I figured he'd give up on the novelty of football.
I hope the fat fuck Chris Jones gets diabetes and dies of a heart attack after the refs miss another holding call from him
Dubs and every dubs post for the next calendar year is voidedShut the fuck up you retard
>>144232606Did you hear when they said in like the third quarter that his avg passing yardage was literally 1 yard??
>>144232392>>144232538Hog in front looks like Colors of Autumn
>>144232470This reinforces my theory that the AFC has been taken over by Andy Reid in a multi-decade long plan. His coaching tree are predominantly AFC coaches and he has one in each division. Sean McDermott for the Bills, Doug Pedersen for the Jaguars and John Harbaugh for the Ravens. Since McDermott become the Bills head coach, that team has essentially been sacrificial offerings for the Chiefs with this and throwing away playoff games like the 13 seconds game. If you also look at John Harbaugh's coaching decisions tonight and in the AFCCG, you will also find unusual decisions by him which sabotaged the team and helped to ensure the Chiefs win. The Walrus has built a network of inside double-agents masked as good coaches all across the American Football Conference which has all but ensured the Chiefs success. Those teams have good seasons and knock down other teams that are potential threats to Reid, like the Bengals or Dolphins, but they always lose to the Chiefs. The NFC is a perennial clownshow ever since the salary cap was introduced so the AFC is the only one that matters and it's owned by Andy Reid and his henchmen.
CRAAAAWLING IN MY SKIIIIIIIN THESE WOUNDS THEY WILL NOT HEAL
>>144232556>scoring on Baltipoor's defense means the league is fucked
>>144232620Im a legit NFL fan now
>>144232599I should kick your ass talking about Kobr like that in an completely unrelated thread
Dubs and all the Chiefs haters choke on their copium.
>>144232606Today I will remind them.
>>144232643Good on you. I assume there are 6 people (expats excluded) in the UAE who watch it.
>>144232643whats your team then?
>>144232647Singles and Patrick Mahomes shatters every bone in his leg
Charred Kobe beef via air delivery
>>144232642You mean the defense that, last year, gave the QB who was having the best statistical season in the league the worst game of his career?That defense?
I mean, why not just kick the ep and take your chances in OT? Surely analytics by was has nothing to do with it?
>>144232648Most accurate melanated qb
>>144232638Why ask people to tune in, anyway? Banking on OT?
>>144232657True kek the game started 4am here fucking sucks>>144232660Chiefs and Browns
>>144232648>AYO IMA FINNA BOUTA WIN MVP N SHEEEIT
New>>144232685>>144232685>>144232685
>>144232648He got robbed of a few 2 pointers.
>>144232664Hopefully the future for Travis Kelce and Taylor Swift
>>144232673Ravens had momentum and the chiefs D were tired as shit. The odds of making it were greater than a coin flip.
>>144232690I shant go to a general created by a Gayder fan. Someone else make one.
>>144232635The texans are the final hope since their coach comes from the shanny tree.
>>144232346too big
