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>>1442341581st
>earlyShan't
>>144234179
>earlyFucking Kill Yourself
doyers
/mlb/ has standard's
Berd, his cheeks wide
playoff bound mets
Call me fruitcake
Fruitcake has appeared
son of doyerspie
I'm a girl
>>144234598Me too though
>>144234866omg
>>144234158Doyers
Thank you Rocks
Sneedbros... its over...
How are my Royals doing?
Bats on fire!4 in a row!とらほー!!
Yankees?
>>144234158My Yankees don’t give a fuck about winning. Content to limp to the finish line because they know they’ll make the playoffs and “it’s all right in front of us.” Just mentally preparing myself for a first round exit. FUCK Brian Cashman and FUCK Aaron Boone. Anyways let’s have a good day /mlb/.
>>144237122It’s over for us I can’t lie. Maybe the team will get hot in October… sigh.
im female tho
>>144237326no youre not
>>144237326>im female tho
>baseball is almost over....
>>144237521I’m not ready. At least we’ll be able to enjoy some offseason /mlb/ kinoposting.
Our Atlanta Braves are playing baseball, it's not certain how the rest of the season will go but baseball is baseball and I'll be enjoying the ride
gay braves kek
>>144237544KEK!
>>144237218No AL team wants to win. It'll be a miracle for anyone in the league to even reach 93 wins at this rate.
Gay braves oh no....the tranny CHOP!
>>144235616
>>144237558Yeah it’s kind of wild how poorly the top AL teams have played for a while now.
Phillies back on top!
>>144237218Good. Yankee fans need about a century of failure to learn their place.
>>14423773427
Does anyone have the Mookie Betts acting gay compilation
anglels
Aaron Judge definitely watches gay pornography
>>144237810>acting
>>144237396Cubspie looks like THAT??????
>>144237810
>>144237903just because he looks like he belongs in one doesn't mean he watches it
/mlb/ is dead now that football is back
I'm going to fucking kill myself
>One month until playoffs>One month until Bob Costas posting
>>144238340i like bob costas. only zoomer retards cant understand his announcing styleif vin scully was alive and announcing today everyone would complain about him too
>>144238340What a Judgian Strike Out
>>144238340costas is unironically shit tier
>poodres up 3-0 in the 9th>no. 9 hitter for the tigers>down to their last strike>gapes "slam diego" with a grand slamKEK POODRES
>>144239216Sneethe
>>144237218As long as normies keep buying fitted hats, nothing will change. Dominguez is collecting dust in AAA and it's sickening.
>>144239248He's your Juan Soto replacement. Can't have him reaching free agency too early now!
>>144239216A literal who beat them.... how embarrassing
>>144238340I'll never tire of Costas because I'll never tire of A LINER, OFF NAGY'S GLOVE! INTO CENTER FIELD! THE FLORIDA MARLINS HAVE WONTHE WORLD SERIES!
>>144239292Those literal who's won a WS more recently than the Dodgers or Mets
>>144238340Costas is good in baseball, shit tier in other sports (especially in football)
judge will not hit any HR in chicago
>>144239674Judge is going to fuck the gay ass cubes all series just because of this post
>>144239556>tigers last ws title was in 1984false
>>144239782too windy for public sex this weekend
>>144234172how do you feel about the poodres getting beat by a walk off grand slam last night?
>>144240475Suarez did well by losing us the game. It's what we deserve for not being able to produce a run in 7 straight innings against a team that's not going to the playoffs
Gil I need you to stunt on the goddamn cubbie bears so bad.
>>144237813Rangers sweep
go indians
cubs are not a playoff contender
gay bears kek
cubs playoff hopes looking flaccid
>>144240796kek gay scubas oh kek
cubs home games are just giant meetups for oversexed faggots and sexual degenerates
>be cubs fan>go to wrigley >get shot>have sex in the urinal trough with a hairy fat man while the piss river flows over your naked bodies >cubs lose>go home and dilate
ITFCB
>>144240859You will die alone and very few people will attend your funeral. You do not have a positive effect on anyone in your life.
>>144240880holy projection batman
>>144240891well adjusted people don’t think about gay sex and violence on a nice fall friday afternoon. you’re not funny, you are pathetic
>>144241007yeah, that's why you don't see them at cubs games
>jizz chasm
I'm sad for Mike Trout
Attaboy Wicksies
How are my O's doing?
>>144240833Take the Red Line to Faggison
>single>strikeout>walk>strikeout>walk>groundoutyankees are DOA in the playoffs. dont know why the league took until september to figure it out but theres no reason to pitch to soto or judge if any bases are open. on one else is a real threat and their pitching isnt good enough to win with small ball
>>144241064>sadwhy? he chose his career plain and simple. he does not yearn for greatness and don't have that dawg in em
>2024 I am forgotten....so can we all agree they were certified fraudulent?
>>144241215He's out for the season
>>144241296not surprising
>>144241237Well if they had Scherzer and Degrom all year..../metscope
Good morning /mlb/ or at least afternoon lol
When are they going to get rid of the city connects
>>144239806The Tigers have won the same amount of rings as the Dodgers and Mets in the last 40 years
>>144241476I like the angels one though
>>144241560way to save face
umpkee FUCKERS!!!!
>>144241592
easy to score when you have the ump makes the pitcher throw it down the middle
>>144241444Mike Afternoon
hit the n***** in the face
>Dick Mountain DFA'd within a monthHoly fucking shit the Red Sox are a fucking joke of a franchise. Fuck 'em.
kek ass jizzum
sit the FUCK down!!!
you just know the cubbies will come back
Cubs, think about that called shot from the 1932 Series...
Maybe they can end Judge's career here. I'd go for the face, but it has to be worse than Stanton's injury
>>144241828Leave faggot Mike alone
Emily here
Tigods playoffs
>>144241659
da cubbies can still make the playoffs
>>144241828Didn't Judge get cursed by Paw patrol?
If you were drafted, which three teams would you not want to be drafted by? For me it's 1.A's 2. Guardians3. Reds
>>1442420671. Rockies2. Marlins3. A's
BELLI SLAP
>>144242067getting drafted by the A's is good though because you will get traded to a good team sooner than latermeanwhile you can play pressure free ball in the beginning of your careerthe worst teams are he mid tier teams that just about think they can competeyour brewers and your mariners and your red soxs
>>144242067Texas
>>144242162Everyone would love to play in Texas. Same thing for California and New York
>>144242187Texas is a shithole.
>still commercials for covid and clot shots on the Yankees YES streamWhy are New Yorkers like this?
Barvesbros, how we feeling knowing the division win streak is over? Personally I'm looking forward to playing spoiler for a change.
>>144242378feeling gay as always
>>144242378Feelin the vibe! Oooh I feel that vibe!
scuba kek
>>144242067Dora lookin bitch
I would like to get drafted to a majority white city with a vibrant culinary scene and low crime
would be funny as shit if the fraudres collapse right after getting tatis back
>>144242466>majority white>vibrant culinary scenePick one and only one
>>144242466You'll get drafted by the Mets, and you'll like it.
>>144242466That doesn't exist lol.
>>144242466Wrigleyville has all of that
>>144242466lol, lmao evenThere's a reason most players live in the burbs
Umpkee cocksuckers
Yankeedoodles
>>144242704Nicki Minaj ass lookin' nigga
>>144242466>>144242558Hey guys, gonna run to the deli for a sandwich. Do either of you want anything?
faggot recker
>>144242747warm pastrami sandwich on an onion roll
>>144242747get me a reubens
>>144242747gimme a meatball sub thanks
These yankees broadcasters have a little fight right now?
>>144242776>reubensreuben. no r
>>144242864yeah. everybody hates michael kay and they dont try to hide it anymore
>podcast comedian andrew santino
>>144242893okay get me an Eubens sandwich
>>144242524most beautiful city on earth
I wish putin would drop one on jew york one day
hows da bears doing?
>>144241575Bagiteo bros....
>>144243005gay
ITFCKB
>>144243005Gay
>>144243115
>>144243196ITFSKB(it's time for scuba kek baseball)
stFd!!!
>making a video montage for an opposing player showing how great he isweak mentality
men who engage in baby talk (most cubs fans) are child predators 100% of the time
>>144243353but im a girl
men who decwy baby tawk (most non-cubby wubby fans) awe chiwd pwedatows 100% of the time
>>144242496
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VkaIR62eD7Y
rizzo should kill himself
>pete slow-armweak
>peein crapp
>>144242982Trump will drop one on Denmark in his second term
>Mariners will retain president of baseball operations Jerry Dipoto and general manager Justin Hollander beyond this season, per Ryan Divish and Adam Jude of The Seattle Times.Are they retarded?
Rizzo is a soulless faggot desu
>>144243569uh yes?
>>144243569Yes that is the mariner way
>Paul O'Neil recalls a story of getting cucked by Glenallen Hillkek
>>144243564yeah he mighthe's senile now
>>144240475>doesnt continue the conversationyou're an oddball, anon!
>>144243353>>144243396this+tastykake=win
damn, missed opportunity to hit rizzo in the face there
Gawd I just took the fattest mets
Ok fellas and femanons (XY), which one are you reaching for to achieve maximum win? For me it’s gotta be the coffee cake cupcakes.
Rizzo is a disloyal cocksucker who went on the open market just to get less money. Hopefully they put in Pearson sometime this series to throw a missle at his head and end his life for good. Think of it as an honor killing to preserve a legacy.
>>144243767Femanon from KY here
Guess who’s back tonight? Fucking finally, we got to this point without him for 3 months
Do the White Sox have what it takes to be worse than >mest?
>>144243767to achieve what?
>>144243767I can't eat any of this or I'll have to be on the treadmill for hours. I'm still trying to get back down to 110lbs from 113 and it's hard af.
Could God himself make a team so bad that it could lose to the Mets?
>>144243803but I'm female
>>144243828are you smol?
>>144243767
>>144243857I'm 5'5
>>144243843the stankees, 0-4 against the mets
>>144243476yeah hes fucking garbage
>>144243767I could go for some liquid candy with all this tastykake!
>>144243767Tastykakes are terrible. Don't waste your money on them.
>>144243630its that gay ass catcher who wears eyeliner not o'neil.
>>144243767this+sodapop=win
>>144243857She’s female you fucking piece of shit idiot retard faggot and her cubbies just lost wtf is wrong with you?? Are you fucking stupid? We’re you dropped on you’re head as a child?
Femanon here
>>144243944>We’re you dropped on you’re head as a child?Actually i wasrude
now chud is the closer. based.
Seya Poopoopee
Notice how all the games the Cubs lose the umps ALWAYS have a terrible zone against them? Every time.
the cubs 3. and 4. are batting .270 with no power, thats why you lose games.
it begins
>>144244001Boone seems to be learning, but it's not over yet.>Wells calming down Weaver Cool.
>>144244012your team is shit
>>144244046because the umps, you don't know SHIT, FAGGOT
holy fucking BASED
yea, that's on the outside corner.
DAAAAAAAAAAA YANKEES WIN!
damn,Umps 3Cubs 0
is it true the toilets at wrigley have monkeypox?
good save from yankee closer ump
>>144243828just dont eat for 2 days, fatty.
gg Cubes
Funny how Yankee pitchers get the high, low and the outside call while the Cubs pitchers got none.
>>144244220desu I don't know how someone can say gg after that atrocious scripted game. I'd say gg, but they literally gifted you 3 runs and took the bat out of the cubbies hands. Not cool.
Big umps gotta eat.
Hello /mlb/ LA anons, stay hydrated and cool today!
at least cubs got to honor Rizzo (a yankee player)
ya'll cubs can have rizzo back that nigga sucks
Tally up another win for the umps
>cusb cheat on the basepaths>cusb pay umps to ignore their sticky stuff usage>cusb deploy pigeons in their outfield to steal and relay signs>cusb don't say ggwhen is mlb going to step in and do something about the real problem team in chicago?
>>144243569look at the profits the mariners have garnered the past few years, why would they fire someone whose essentially brought to life Reinsdorf's ultimate vision? He's an owner's dream, a foot stool who will work relentlessly to create an illusion of competitiveness.
>>144244246John Carlos Stanton killed an ump and now they know better. Try killing an ump, it worked for us.
>>144244317>say gg after umps ruin the gameThis is nothing against the yankees, it's an ump thing. Weird you're getting defensive over this, Angel.
>>144244317ump detected
gg cusb, gg yanks. little ol' me tried her hardest.teehee ;)
>Ketel Marte reinstated from IRLeague fucked
>>144244341he should have finished the job
>>144244356It was fair and square
>>144244540Ump detected.
>>144244515https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0n316b-8_Gwhow to fix the ump problem
;_;
>>144242704THEY'RE TAKING SHIT TO MAKE THEIR FUCKING ASS GROW
>>144244710dat cocksucka john carlo's half a fag
bryan woo
Any other female baseball fans find it hard to find friends to watch the game with? It's hard enough to make other girlfriends nowadays but finding someone that enjoys the same sport is even harder. I tried looking for a girl's softball league near me and there's only men's softball and baseball within 50 miles.
How are the based black and orange cartoon birds doing?
>>144245328their franchise was canceled due to lack of interest
>>144245190i don't have that problem, sis
Boston designated Rich Hill for assignment
designate this bussy
>stone>right shoulder inflammationbros...
>>144245598BOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>144245623limping towards the finish line again
>>144245597eh, it can be disheartening. I still watch baseball with my grandpa a lot but he's getting up there in age :(
picking those redberds to win tonight (even though im a cubs fan)
>>144245623>wrobMeatballs meatballs
>>144245756he settled in after the one terrible inning until the end
>>144245623what even is the dodgers rotation at this pointat least yamamoto is coming back on tuesday
So how many runners will Pete strand tonight you think?
/mlb/'s protagonists are taking the field
Cubbiebears are fucking SHIT I'm afraid.
Wtf is going on with Gary’s neck? You guys see that?
>>144246027i look like this
alright Red Sox, if there is a series we need to win, it definitely needs to be this one.
Elly’s BA went up since the last time I checked, did he remember how to hit the ball?
>>144245678Fuck off hole. I bet your grandpa fucks you up the ass.
Lelly de lel Cruz is winning the triple frown, leads the league in strikeouts, errors and caught stealings.
>>144245885>yamamoto>flaherty>buehler>miller>knack>wrobleski
>>144246215I keep forgetting about Flaherty for some reason
>>144246195chill out, jesus...
phillies will mercy rule the fish by kickoff
MARKVIENTOS
I love Mark Vientos so much
Vientos owns Pete Alonso
OMGMG
Vientoboom
SWAGGY VIENTGOAT
Lindor hitting streak + Vientos power = win.
>Steeeerike 3, take your base
Pete Alonso is gonna lose his job to Mark Vientos lol
>>144246332If he'd been up from the start of the season, he'd be leading the team in dingers
>>144246325slut
Have a feeling that it's gonna be a low scoring night for my Jays
Where should I order pizza from
Tigods playoffs>>144246421Buddy's
my city doesnt have an nfl team so i will keep posting here even its football season
>>144246443Pretty sure it would get cold by the time it got to me
>>144246449i wish my city didn't have an nfl team
Go metties
>gotta take my dog out>It's ok, the game is just getting started>Did not take into account that Lindor is the leadoff hitter
Don't steal on Kirk
More like cringedor in my opinion to be honest
>>144234158Angels.Apparently he didn't watch this game and so he had nothing to draw.
>sōybal dayLet's fucking go>>144246467Reheat it by frying it in a pan, both sides
>opener cheese should be banned, can’t wait until Manfred forces starters to go 5 innings minimum.
>>144246513kek
can't wait until manfred gets hit by a truck
>fraudin filthies resorting to statpadding against the marlins
member when retards thought Rosario/Giminez was a better investment than Lindor?
Basedinals and shitgles will be the menu.
I remember when mest fags all hated Lindor his first season there
Fried vs Gausman is heating up
>>144246691That’s just Lindor’s origin story as a Met, fans of teams with no sovl wouldn’t understand
>>144246309
I also remember how mest fags didn't post most of last season. bliss filled times.
based umpie interference
>>144246765
>have to do shit before eagles game>miss beginning of phillies game>miss 7 runsdamn it
>>144246513Cute artist. We have a Japanese art drawer that roots for Padres. Guess Angel's and Padres really are greatest ally heh
>>144246691I never did. I've always loved Lindor.
After tonight the Gayves will be out of the playoffs
>>144246798ghastly
>gassedman
Ah rough night for Gausman, death by singles
great hustle by harris
Good evening to all m's fans and haters. M's will be winning tonight.
>red sox losing to white soxif the season wasn’t over already, it sure as hell will be now
>>144246934Bonds roasted modern MLB players for being iPad kids when he was a guest commentator in the Pirates booth recently
>Gausman pitching in Atlantanot good!
>>144246802>>144246513Padgels
Dang, I thought that was a grandslam.
Ok imma watch the handegg game
>>144247103Oh a Friday?
arcia with the butterfingers tonight
Arcía has butterfingers tonight and Varsho also dropped a ball. Something's up with that
What the fuck arcia
Game on and good luck sneks>Tucker is backFuck yeah
We need Troll power
Good eye, we need MVP power.
thank you based Phillies for beating the Marlins in under an hour so I can watch my Birds worry-free
someone clip the cute asian girl in the mets game
Turn on that Mariners game /mlb/
Ump ded in the HOU/ARI game
>>144247136Yea, they're playing in Brazil for some reason
>>144247549chadbirds gonna fuck ya
>>144247613sounds pretty fucking gay anon i don't want any part of it
>SAFEThank you umpies
wait why is stubbs in now?
right in da benis
Leo just hit his nuts with a foul ball
>Umpiners
>destroy your own balls>Lean into ballHow scared can you be after the first one
>Elly DP Cruz
Ngl im a cards fan and even I like saying >gasyn lose
>>144246306kill yourself whore
>>144247828>Ngl im a cards fan and even I like saying >gasyn losei say this as a cubs fan
elite
>>144247945STEEEEEEEERIKE
Luke Gayley
>>144247945>be bad>strike out
>>144247945It’s called consistency, chuddie.
Yo, count me in
My RISPinals...
>Kyle Tucker’s first AB in 3 months and its a HBPlmao
>>144248046he's been calling that outside edge too thoughbeit
https://youtu.be/xRzHD9i6CKQ?si=Rnlfld6CPJmrqWOT
Thank god, fuck this chickenshit Reds team. Pulling the starter out after 2, hope they get swept.
>UMPIES ARE OUR NEIGHBORSUMPIES ARE OUR NEIGHBORS>UMPIES ARE OUR NEIGHBORSUMPIES ARE OUR NEIGHBORS>UMPIES ARE OUR NEIGHBORSUMPIES ARE OUR NEIGHBORS>UMPIES ARE OUR NEIGHBORSUMPIES ARE OUR NEIGHBORS>UMPIES ARE OUR NEIGHBORSUMPIES ARE OUR NEIGHBORS
Waiting for dem Chadres baseball. Until then, vidya game time!
why didn't pete slide? is he stupid?
sex with chase elliott's wife
welll damn rojas
Holy shit this up in the braves jays game is insanely bad. 7 inches outside and 4 inches down and steeeeerike
YER OUT!!!
>>144248677yeah that is pretty bad
>>144248677it looked bad on TV, but wow it's worse than I thought
>>144248651>>144248677That’s the job, you citizens wouldn’t understand
>>144248698are you arguing about balls and strikes??
>>144238340I'll take him over Buck any day of the week. All of his sports calls were atrocious.
Attaboy Kavadas. Not every hit has to be a homer my man.
well at least I can watch the phillies win
>>144248677It's exactly as bad as it seemed on tv. Fucking atrocious
>>144248677Why doesn’t Snitker give the ump a piece of his mind? Is he gay?
>based loaded for Netodo it to them neto
>>144248677Looks good
Vladdy finally figured out Fried's FB
Dubiii makes it 1-0 StrosFinally back to scoring runs
>>144248836he in fact did not do it to them
why do civilians think they know balls and strikes better than umpires
>>144248677That's well within 2 inches, YER OUT
>>144248677https://badumps.com/
At least the ump is garbage for both teams, gotta keep it fair
>>144248677see >>144248043
>Skooble first pitch still 40 mins away
>>144248541Back when i watched nascar Chase Elliot was one of my favorite drivers, i didn't realize he was married but his wife is pretty hot
>>144249045because we do
okay phillies now give some of your score to the eagles
thanks pete
>>144249314t. wouldn’t last a day in the trenches
Kill all umps
THE schwarbambino
Arcia is pretty shit but how do you even hit when the zone is expanded 10 inches and it's 3-2
>109 pitchesDifficult outing for Gausman, but he kept it within the parameters of a quality start
>Merrifield dead againthat's some shit luck
Mets will need to score again if the want to win this ballgame
I’d argue Marlins fans are more suicidal than Memeiners fans
>>144249473Skill issue
>McNeil left wrist contusion
>>144249666>satanall 30 of them?
Arcia is a BUM
Call that an error on the throw all you want, arcia catches that and it's still an out so I blame arcia again
>>144249823that was a short throw by d'Arnaud
>>144249867Maybe so but he had the time to correct on his end and the glove hit the ball with time to tag. Make the fucking catch
Let's go Aldegheri One day I'll learn how to spell your name
score runs
diaz vs. diazwhich one is gonna do something stupid first
>>144250047Diaz
>oblique irritation It begins
>>144247872Based incel
My closer :)
newfag here, why is this diaz guy allowed to pitch for both teams?
>semen slurper in the shitty of gaped loosest
CAM ON REDSSCORE SUM FAKKIN RUNS
>alvarado It's over, gg fish
Nimmo finna win it in spectacular fashion
it didn't hit the bat at all lmao??
>Extra innings
>Manfredball
bullpenis getting stronger
IT'S TIME
Mickey!
3 RUN YORDONG4-0 STROS
O'HOPPE3 RUN HOMER
Baseball? More like gaysball
mariners!
>>144250519>Not today old friend And there’s a picture of Moe from the Simpsons looking at a noose
Proud to be a Red Sock
mvp caliber defensive play there from lindor
>dbags
Holy fuck Tucker might’ve killed the sneks catcher with a backswing. I hope he’s ok, he’s still down.
Iglesias is the best reliever in baseball
I miss him every day, bros.
FAGGOTbacks
phillies might outscore the eagles
>>144250764y'all some cold ass mofos
>>144250755defense?
>>144250790You were saying
>stephen nelson>jessica mendoza
give me joe davis back
>>144250875>radio
>>144250867yes, i were
>>144250875>>144250890
GG Braves, see you tomorrow
>>144250914Based Atlanta grammar, based Atlanta grandma
>naylor did bp with a beanie and a sweater>in this LA heat wavebro is built diff
MARK FUCKING VIENTOS!!!!!! METS WIN!!!!! FUCK THE REDS
MY METSIES
VIENTOS
METS WIN !!! 8 IN A ROW!!!
>reddie dooskek
yeah they definitely shoulda walked vientgod and let fat pete K or GIDP
METS WIN
>>144250963psycho behavior
hehe
gg reds, gg winn
Kek the reds are so shit imagine when they regress next year
>>144251008Come on Ward
Vientos>Alonso
>>144251023still would
Mets will make it to the playoffs and choke.
>>144250890>>144250875they suck so much
>>144251034didn't mean to reply
Finally Red Sox won a fucking game>inb4 they lose 2 games again and seasons over
Hey Barves
>>144251069just like my islanders
>>144251090>braves also won
>>144251023>her face looks like a catcher's mitt
the mets are 8-0 since the cashier at wawa saw my mets hat and told me "lets hope they make a run at the end of the year right buddy haha"
Baty Chads...I think we need to find a new city
is this guy the doyer boogeyman
Mark Vientos is the Mets best bat not named Lindor
Great game from Aldergheri tonight
>>144251074like what you see
I do not want my team to lose 1-0 to the Mariners.
>>144251069>and chokeMets making the playoffs would be better than missing. Idgaf>>144251144Baty is gonna have to face off against Mauricio for third next season lol. Poor kid.
>>144251155why does he seem so sleazy
>>144251155are you a retard
>>144251225no, let me make le funny joke
>>144251187>23-24 in 1 run gamescould go either way buddy
>>144251187Could be worse. At least your team isn't the Mariners.
doyerbros....... this heat wave.... is killing me
doyers and a healthy pitching staff
>Mets have a better record than the Astros>Verlander not gonna get close to 140 IP
>>144251261strip to your undies, grab a wrench, find the nearest fire hydrant and let it rip!
guardians @ dodgers>>144251332>>144251332>>144251332
>>144251302and they'll STILL win the division
>>144251261Do the rest of the league a favor and fuck off. We all hate you loud faggots. Ayyy fooker, it's me, yoker. Take that wannabe gang bang bullshit back to your shit slums
>>144251133im using my southern juju to curse you. you go and ask her out. if you fail the mets will miss playoffs if you succeed the braves will
>>144251386eyy ese
>>144251261Get out of the fucking desert
DMONEYDMONEYDMONEYDMONEY
my stream won't work FUCK
>>144251413eyy ese I'm going to harass children
>>144251386orale vato, let him have it!
>>144251429i'm in santa monica.
>>144251468All of SoCal is a desert, you all survive on stolen water
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>>144251576asshole!
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>>144251098You don't say that here
>>144236140Great
>>144238205dis nigga zesty