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Kick-off 16:00 CET (27 bings)
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And yes, He's playing.
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>>144237442
he loves women too much to not play against Kazakhstan
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>>144237437
today... we prove to everyone that we ARE a good team
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>>144237442
me in the middle
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1-1 ståle masterclass incoming
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>>144237625
Norge got this!
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>don't qualify, new manager and easy Euros next time
>qualify, qualify
norwaybros we literally cannot lose
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I hope for a good game my Kazakh friends also i hate women
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i hate this kit so fucking much
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>>144237437
Yeah i think i'm betting 100 euro on Norway.
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booooooooooring
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>>144237748
fuck.. imagine she sitting on your face.. ahhhhh
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just here to hate watch haaland
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>>144237782
same!
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fraudegaard
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Erling is just two goals away from being our all-time top scorer :)
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>>144237847
how many goals has he scored in euros and world cups so far?
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kwab
>Kazakhstan?! Noooooo give me ipswich town!
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hate this team like you wouldn't believe
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>>144237901
I can't wait til Ståle leaves and we can get in Rekdal, my GOAT
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>>144237914
Solskjær is already being shilled
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>didn't even hit the target
it's over
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>>144237914
no manager can make this team good.
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>>144237914
It will be Solskjær. And nothing will change.
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>>144237920
>>144237925
>another meme manager
Just get in a dane or a dutchman, literally anybody. Norwegians are too /weakmind/ to coach
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>>144237936
kino
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>>144237936
NFF is the most useless, corrupt org in the whole country though. They only employ people from their own circles or that they can use in some way.
They are the cancer, and nothing will cure it for a long time.
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>>144237943
>replacing one bald fraud with another
Sure, whatever
It can't get any worse
>>144237949
True
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that would've been a penalty if he was white
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>>144237914
these shitters need tom nordlie
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Really hope he puts on Egeli on the right after the break. I don't know what the fuck Solbakken is thinking trying to fit Erlingz and Sørloth together.
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there's a fake regen playing left back for us
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>>144237936
This. They bring the law of Jante into everything! Have we ever had an english, french, or german coach before?
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good lord why am i watching this
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>>144238015
Was an english coach back in the 70s. Some before that too. Since 74 it's been all norgays and sw*des
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>>144237998
Just play two strikers and push Nusa back
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>>144238034
Thats the problem
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kek
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>>144238037
Honestly, i just want to see Egeli in action and I'll do whatever mental gymanstics required to make it seem like a good idea.
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>>144238062
Like mother and father, like daughter.
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>>144238062
snøfreseren
Ingen kan måle seg me Kong Svenno
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>>144238050
>Finn-Tore
Suprised that somebody named that is retarded
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>reklamepause
>får lyst på mækkern
får vel kjøpe middag
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>runker
>runker litt mere
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>nusa
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N
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>>144238149
a middag to you too!
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Why are we so shit bros? I don't understand how we struggle this much against fucking Kazakhstan
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what's he thinking right now?
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>>144238302
>I wish I had hair
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>>144238302
Thinkin 'bout how he scammed NFF out of millions while doing fuck all.
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HAALAND NO
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>>144238302
hopefully, "my pacemaker is malfunctioning".
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>erlingz
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how old were you when you realised you will never see Norway in an international tournament?
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>>144238331
I watched the WC of 98 :)
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>>144238331
zoomers out
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>>144238339
>>144238341
*again*
autism
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>>144238331
Almost 18 when we lost 2-1 to Belarus in march 2001 by choking in overtime.
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Carrying your nordic country is not for everyone fraudland
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>Dad started screaming racial slurs at the TV
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>just 20 minutes away from the 80 mark and we concede 2
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this air raid horn thing is pretty kino
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odegaard try to shoot with right foot challenge: impossible
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>norgay
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>>144238366
>40 years old
lmao how about being a 31 year old stud like me
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Nå sitter den gutta!!
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>>144238373
Is it meant to be bane
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what will be the excuse for today?
>weather
>wind
>plane ride
>unfortunate (won the xg game)
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fuck you
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>>144238601
It will be the typical "the boys had a good game, great tendencies. we were just unlucky. plus our stars were tired after playing in their league." like it is everytime we shit the bed against nobodies
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tapere
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>>144238601
i don't even care, not like i'd actually travel even if we did qualify. Also I'm pretty sure the Jews may have had a hand in the matter.
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FAEN I HELVETEEEEEE
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>>144238601
jetlag and altitude
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A team featuring Aaron Dønnum doesn't deserve to win football matches. He's pure cringe.
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Velbrukte penger
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>only white players for us now
this is why we're losing.
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How can someone this big be so shit at headers
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>>144238782
skulle de blitt hjemme?
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>>144238830
humiliation ritual
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Why cant norway get a decent coach, as far as i know everyone on there speak english very well so it should not be a problem to get] someone decent with your current talent
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>appointing the man who sent Wolves spiralling into League One
Bravo NFF
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omfg
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>>144238831
Ja, legg ned landslaget
Anlegg potetåker på Ullevaal
Deporter alle i NFF
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>>144238867
too white, you need at least 40% ngubus starting every game to be allowed to compete for anything
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>>144238867
NFF
see>>144237949
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great game!
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>raped by borat country
ir's so over
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We don't deserve WC anyway
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oh no no fraudlandsisters this is not southampton..
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Jævla nisser
Ikke kom hjem
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TOP OF THE TABLE LADS
WE ARE SO BACK
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Loser team fitting for a nation of losers (that's us!) :)
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Norway play like cowards. Low event football with horisontal passes. Maybe with some luck they win with 1-0 but you can’t expect to win when you play like this.
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>>144238954
Such is the power of Ståle
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GREAT SUCCESS
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1 point against the mighty Kazakhstan is basically a win for this team
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>>144238954
>you can't expect to win
who did?
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faktisk forbannet, hadde sakt skalper Solbakken men det er jo ikke noe å ta tak i. >:(
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If we take action and bring in more refugees right now, Haaland will have some decent team mates at the end of his career.
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>>144239018
there's only one man that can save us
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tomorrow we will show you how goals are scored.
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Some of the players that have scored against Kazakhstan this year:
Vahan Bichakhchyan
Emin Mahmudov
Toral Bayramov

EPLsissies, our cope?
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>>144239046
That's a stacked line up though. Several golden boot contenders right there
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https://archive.4plebs.org/sp/thread/144036551/#q144036993

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>>144238971
He looked confused on the sidelines ”what you mean if you don’t attack and play offensive football you don’t beat buss parkers like Kazakstan, wooooot?”
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even with a shit coach they should win these games. no excuse lmao. just wait as all the dumb fucks starts calling for the mighty Rekdal.
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I'm so fucking embarrased by these shitters, holy fuck
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Beating former soviet muslim republics away isn't for everyone.
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incredible that norgays are actually even bigger shitters than we are lmao
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Å NEI NEI NEI
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>>144240324
you people aren't as weakmind
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>>144240324
Norway is historically far worse than poland, I don't see the funni
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>bring me Kaz-ACK!
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Good morning sirs

I heckin love football

Women owe me sex



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