Going to Brazil edition
basedez le premier
>>144251147which negro will prevail in monkey Town? FIND OUT ON PEACOCK! BA-GAWW!
>>144251147at least the chat is good
>Lebum talking shit about our pitch>handegg nigga didn't want to come to Brazil because it be too violent and shiet>Draymond Green talked shit about our Basketball team tooWhats up with dark skin american niggas looking down on us so much? Not even white americans act that bitchy.
>>144253401Black americans complain about everything. They are the most victimized group on the whole planet
>>144253401Is it really that bad in Brazil where nigger-americans refuse to go?
>BLACK QBSBLACK QBS>BLACK QBSBLACK QBS
>>144253884Shut the fuck up Jose, go back to playing vidya on your 2012 Thinkpad.
>black qbs
>poorts
Philadelphia Eagles: Score: 31 points (with scoring breakdown of 0, 17, and 14 points per quarter). Passing: Jalen Hurts, 16 completions out of 26 attempts, 229 yards, 2 touchdowns, 1 interception. Rushing: Saquon Barkley with 16 carries for 94 yards and 2 touchdowns. Jalen Hurts has also rushed for 14 yards on 8 carries. Receiving: A.J. Brown with 4 receptions for 108 yards and 1 touchdown. DeVonta Smith, 5 receptions for 57 yards. Dallas Goedert and Saquon Barkley have contributed as well.Green Bay Packers: Score: 26 points (with scoring breakdown of 6, 13, and 7 points per quarter). Passing: Jordan Love, 13 completions out of 28 attempts, 193 yards, 2 touchdowns, 1 interception. Rushing: Josh Jacobs, 12 carries for 44 yards, and Jayden Reed contributing with a 33-yard rushing touchdown. Receiving: Jayden Reed with 2 receptions for 79 yards and 1 touchdown. Romeo Doubs and Tucker Kraft have also contributed.Prediction:Based on these stats and the overall game flow: Eagles have a strong momentum with a high-scoring second and third quarter, particularly with effective passing from Jalen Hurts and solid rushing from Saquon Barkley. Their offensive balance between the air and ground game is a strength. Packers have been consistent but haven’t scored as heavily since the second quarter. Their rushing game isn’t as productive as the Eagles’, though Jordan Love has made some key plays.Likely Outcome:The Eagles are currently in the lead with a comfortable margin of 5 points and seem to have the stronger momentum and offensive capabilities. Unless the Packers can force turnovers or make a significant defensive stand, the Philadelphia Eagles are likely to maintain their lead and win the game. The Packers may still have a chance if they capitalize on a big play or force mistakes from Hurts in the final quarter.
I want to have sex with men.
>they do it for free
a jordan love-esque int from hurts there
It's sad to see a country like Brazil fall into the clutches of that damned shit that is the NFL.What is the South American country for the man who hates the NFL, hates the Kansas City Chiefs, hates the American football and wants an anti-NFL country?
why can't they just run the ball? I don't understand it.
HURTS DON'T IT HAHAHAHAHAHA
i'm going to bed fuck this meme game
>>144254081venezuela
>>144254064
>black QBs
>>144254081sir this is wendys
>>144254081Probably some irrelevant shit hole like Paraguay
I love San Pawlo.
Roger Goodell here, we're cancelling the rest of the game in an effort to combat racism against >black qbs.
>>144254094What sport do they like in Venezuela?
>>144254072Hell yeah brother go Eagles!
>>144254087That's actually pretty funny
A td would've sealed the game there now LaFleur has more time to outcoach Shitrianni
basically two kids beating up their old toys with their new (rb) ones
>>144251147Game in brazil is all memes...On purpose?
>>144254127communism
Why does squirts want to be a Future HOFer like jordyn?
>GODDAMIT
Hacks. All hacks.
>they doubted the 3peatI hope this game has taught you your lesson
The Roman circus circa 2024 Lmao it is like pottery it is in brazil where the biggest shit show in politics is currently ongoing
>>144254127Supermarket Sweep
bro... if you just throw that away and take the FG you're up 8Hurts has been so low IQ this game and it's fucking pathetic
both teams run D is ass
>>144254127Fleeing Venezuela
dear nfl, you can keep sending these meme games here
>>144251147Shit teams
>>144254104more reddit faggots?
WIDE OPEN
Imagine if Hurts wasn't retarded with this pro bowl offense he has control of and they just kicked a field goal
>>144254104It is the fault of teams like Kansas City in the NFL, Chicago in the NHL and Atlanta in the MLB.For me, only Major League Soccer (MLS) and the NBA are allowed in the United States.
>>144254185Believe it or not these are playoff tier teams
>has to either have a WIDE open WR or a dump off pass to look goodClearly...a Future HOFer...
>>144254171KEK
>>144254164>Le elites control us with le bread and circuses What a revelation. Truly revolutionary
>>144254196I genuinely think Pickett could run this offense as good if not better.
I was watching football (true) gameStarted watching this on youtube. What should I know about this game?M
How many players will fly back home with diarrhea
OH MY GOD HE THREW TO A WIDE OPEN RECEIVERRRRR
So who’s gonna stop Detroit, both these teams look ass
the run game was missing from the pack last yearnow they just need>sightheir qb to develop
>>144254192>muh sekret club
>>144254113From what I see, Paraguay has more dignity than Brazil.
>>144254219both qbs are black so it's all memes
>>144254214Is he wrong? Or are you just butthurt?
>>144254227Like always, Detroit will stop Detroit.
Can we please get a Becky G owl halftime this year? No more washed up hacks like Usher and Madonna. Just young, talented faces
>>144254223Is Matt LaFleur a top 5 coach?
>>144254217you're genuinely retarded
>>144254241Run game means next to nothing this game, field is made of wax
>>144254209Even with wide open cunts downfield, he lobs wobbly garbage downfield.
spee just has shit memesyou guys also can't predict shit
>>144254278in the nfc north
>>144254217Well, yeah, he's White
>>144254245eebu
>>144254242This but unironically
everyone's playing sloppy because they couldn't scroll through x before the game
>>144254127They like stickball because they can't afford bats. They use crushed up beer cans instead of baseballs because they also can't afford one
>>144254281Hurts is throwing this game away trying to scramble around instead of being safe, which Pickett would do.
How we doin on clock management in this here performulance athletic recreational activity?
>>144254263You're not wrong I'm just tired of retards repeating the same platitudes in an attempt to sound smart
>>144254277>youngthat bitch is like 30
love is so shit LOL don't care they just scored
>>144254293>predictIt's all a script, silly goose. What we think doesn't matter.
>>144254293SAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAR
>>144254281Hurts is mediocre. Hellnever sniff an owl again
>>144254277If you dont mind it being a Rams halftine show I dont see the problem
>>144254203oh yeah, i saw them last season
>>144254164Found the college freshman
>>144254317So you don't like being reminded you are an owned commodity
>>144254329that is a fun one
>>144254309They're playing sloppy because it's a FridayFriday's are for High School GamesDon't think the days of the week don't carry mystical powers beyond our comprehension
>>144254245ehhh?
>>144254164we live in a society
>>144254245streamer name?
Honestly, the Eagles defense has been so much better than I thought. They're the only reason this game is close.
>>144254171Fucking kek
>>144254333Ew.
Name a HOF QB that threw the ball 10 feet over his WRs heads.
>>144254247What is a black qbs?The only thing I know about this sport is that is played by criminals and guarda in that Adam Sandler movie
>>144254333Becky G my beloved
>>144254064how will you get traffic to your sports blog if you keep posting your takes here first
man i wish we had this brazillian PA guy instead of these blowhards like chris collinsworth
>>144254370me :)
>>144254370brett farve
>>144254370Peyton
>>144254350No I don't like midwits trying to sound smarter and more profound than they are. You seem offended by that, wonder why
>>144254370Brett favre in the later years
>>144254373yeah that's basically the same as the real game, but normally criminals play positions like wide receiver (the guy catching the ball) and guards play positions like quarterback (the guy throwing the ball). meanwhile this game has criminals throwing the ball, which isn't how it's supposed to work
Exciting game.
>>144254370Jay Cutler
>>144254370Lamar
>>144254081just bring me my fresh towels man, I called the front desk an hour ago
Nice hype music with some lady crooning
Got a real slopper tonight
>>144254406No, peyton threw the ball at guys that were 1 second from being laid out
>>144254370Farve all the fucking time, the man popularized the hail mary
>>144254370PeyPey was a hospital pass artist
>>144254370Every single QB in the hall of fame.
Based Brazilian chick singing and drowning out the shitty commentators
>>144254373quarterback
BANAN. MONKE.
>>144254426Jay is in my HOF
Is this the worst week1 of football matchups?
what's the song they're singing along to
Does either team deserve to win this? Both have been horrible.
>>144254455*toot*
Oh my GAWD, like, seriously?! The Packers think they can, like, hang with the Eagles? PLEASE. Okay, yeah, sure, Jalen Hurts threw that interception—big whoop, happens to the best. And what did the Packers do with it? A measly lil' field goal. Like, congrats on your three sad little points, Green Bay! Meanwhile, we’re out here SLAYING it with touchdowns, honey! Saquon and A.J. are out there showing you what REAL offense looks like. And Hurts? Don’t even. One interception? Pfft, whatever. He’s still racking up more yards and more points than you can DREAM of.The Packers are basically, like, the knockoff brand compared to the Eagles. You might as well pack it up and go home because this game is already ours. Final quarter? Yeah, it’s just gonna be us flexing on y’all. The Eagles are FLYIN’ high, baby, and Green Bay? You’re just... there.
>>144254439where were u when Wes Welker was kill?
Banana eater
Why do they have these little twerps commentating, go get Greg Olsen
OMG DID YOU KNOW JASON KELCE IS RETIRED
>>144254448I thought it was I Will Survive until I realized it wasn't
>Commanders VP “NFL fans are high school educated drunk mouth breathers. They can’t even make a fucking gen!”
>>144254314pickett sucks ass
What are the brazilians in the crowd doing/thinking during the constant 4 minute breaks for commercials
Fucking Hurts just rush for 14 more yards
I thought the Eagles were supposed to have some scary elite defense full of players from the best defensive program in college. Why are they getting bitched out by a run-down Josh Jacobs and Jordan manlove
>>144254407Because the midwits remind you that you have no rights
Why does kelce and his wife get to have commercials together. Life is unfair
>>144254462Snoozefest
I’m an eagles fan and I love sucking on big black cocks
What song are they singing? It sounds kino
>>144254463https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ePjtnSPFWK8it's our actual national anthem
>>144254468It is what happens when there are only 2 preseason games and nobody important plays in them.
>>144254470guy can't just be a poindexter nowadays?
>>144254470He was born in 1996
oooh stadium timelapse
>>144254462It's a good matchup actually, just a international game in week 1 so it's pure slop
>>144254477I was at home drinking brain fliud
As a Packer fan of 30+ years....this is 100% a 6min 70yd TD drive incoming
>>144254477Read what I just said, retard.
>>144254487Coke
>>144254470>>144254470pooners are everywhere nowadaysget used to it sweaty
Will the kelces end up like Johnny hockey?
>>144254496Same, just had a cum enema this morning, gooooooo iggles!!!;)
*fwowowowowowo*BRASILSILSILsilsilsilililillll
Jason kelces wife looks like a dude.
>>144254422What happens if the guy kicks the ball very high into the poles from very afar? Does he score more?
>>144254490All they do is remind me why 99 percent of people don't deserve to have rights
>>144254429Unfortunately Brazil lost any chance of having any restand the United Kingdom also lost my respectWhat is the ideal European country for the man who hates the NFL, hates the Kansas City Chiefs, hates the American football and wants an anti-NFL country?
Is Taylor Swift getting the other Kelce commericials too?
>>144254480HE AND HIS BROTHER HAVE A PODCAST!!!!1
>>144254523They're huge so they have more HP than that
>>144254535naw, always 3. that's also a guard usually
>queer walker with a tackle...OH AND HE HITS THE MEDICAL STAFFER AGAIN!
>>144254489they were not, they were supposed to have a competent defense and an elite offense. which has been shit today
Kelce met his wife on tinder lmao, she was probably giving a welder dome like two weeks before
>eagles playing >noah eagle on the callabsolutely despicable
>>144254499>not authorized to be seen in your country
brown is a pussy
>>144254538China
Why is this game so mid
>>144254535Multiball activates
any black men in Wisconsin that want to fuck my wife?
>>144254549kek
jesus christ hurts THROW THE FUCKING BALL AWAY
Not impressed.
>>144254477I remember when he was kill by blade of grass, but I did not watch the donkeys enough to see that particular homicide.
Shitquon Fartley
They're gonna have to move the kickers back. I swear they all had a pact to kick shorter in the preseason to make the league think it was gonna work and buy themselves an extra season of time.
>>144254498Our “Country Roads”
PHANTOM HOLD
Do you get a free jewish boy to rub your calves when you get $220M gtd?
>>144254551maybe it's for the best, ancient brazilian secret
>>144254568Daboll, please.
Jalen squirts with 10 mins in the pocket and still cant do shit
RUN THE FUCKING CLOCK OUT YOU IMMENSE RETARDS>RUN THE FUCKING CLOCK OUT YOU IMMENSE RETARDSRUN THE FUCKING CLOCK OUT YOU IMMENSE RETARDS>RUN THE FUCKING CLOCK OUT YOU IMMENSE RETARDSRUN THE FUCKING CLOCK OUT YOU IMMENSE RETARDS>RUN THE FUCKING CLOCK OUT YOU IMMENSE RETARDSRUN THE FUCKING CLOCK OUT YOU IMMENSE RETARDS>RUN THE FUCKING CLOCK OUT YOU IMMENSE RETARDSRUN THE FUCKING CLOCK OUT YOU IMMENSE RETARDS>RUN THE FUCKING CLOCK OUT YOU IMMENSE RETARDSRUN THE FUCKING CLOCK OUT YOU IMMENSE RETARDS>RUN THE FUCKING CLOCK OUT YOU IMMENSE RETARDSRUN THE FUCKING CLOCK OUT YOU IMMENSE RETARDS>RUN THE FUCKING CLOCK OUT YOU IMMENSE RETARDSRUN THE FUCKING CLOCK OUT YOU IMMENSE RETARDS>RUN THE FUCKING CLOCK OUT YOU IMMENSE RETARDSRUN THE FUCKING CLOCK OUT YOU IMMENSE RETARDS>RUN THE FUCKING CLOCK OUT YOU IMMENSE RETARDSRUN THE FUCKING CLOCK OUT YOU IMMENSE RETARDS>RUN THE FUCKING CLOCK OUT YOU IMMENSE RETARDSRUN THE FUCKING CLOCK OUT YOU IMMENSE RETARDS>RUN THE FUCKING CLOCK OUT YOU IMMENSE RETARDSRUN THE FUCKING CLOCK OUT YOU IMMENSE RETARDS>RUN THE FUCKING CLOCK OUT YOU IMMENSE RETARDSRUN THE FUCKING CLOCK OUT YOU IMMENSE RETARDS>RUN THE FUCKING CLOCK OUT YOU IMMENSE RETARDS
>>144254534>sees a woman>starts thinking about men
>>144254556>nobody plays in pre-season>two overrated, overpayed mid qb's>bad field>in fucking brazilIt a mystery.
>>14425453492%erI will not tolerate disrespecting Kylie bearIf (You) spent half the hours listening to New Heights like me you would appreciate what a beautiful women she is, inside and out
>>144254537*glowing intensifies*
>>144254227Love always gets better as the season goes on.
Tfw Taylor isn't even the pretty kelce wife
>>144254385these dudes are such monotone white noise, putting me to sleep
>>144254576Take me home...
Hurts has regressed so much as a passer and he wasn't exactly stellar at his 'peak'
LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL Eagles fans will still bitch about the refs
>>144254564man this scene was all time kino
How was that holding? rigged
>>144254604IT'S BEEN ONE SEASON!
>>144254589>6 minsToo much time
>>144254590>Woman
>>144254072same. we dem boyz.
I just noticed that the greengay poster hasn't been here all game. did he forget that the season started or just missed the memo that it's a friday game?
Why does Brazil hate the eagles?
>palmeiras chocking
>>144254093My handsome champ
is it true that gaykwan and gaylen are dating or are they on the dl?
What the fucks up with the field? It is disintegrating with every step and everyone's slipping on it
>>144254604How big of a sample size do you have again?
>>144254602You forgot this midwit:>
>>144254576Lets have the song nameContry roads was a jam
>>144254549Tall chicks are like short guys when it comes to online dating lol quite the conundrum
>>144254614Hes lamar 0.5. Just as bad a passer but without the running ability
>>144254590Men > Women
>HOLDING on who?>UHHHHH I LOVE NIGGERS
ONE MORE TIME
>>144254626Steichen ran out 10 minutes in one game.
>>144254633Philadelphia is the only city in America shittier than Brazil
missed this entire half so far, anything important I missed?
How do we fix the Packers while it's early?
>>144254633you know what you did
>>144254564RL is a bullshit character. But goddamn that animation is great.
The Green Gay Fudge Packers
A battle of 2 of the most overpaid and overrated QBs in the league. The corronation of JL after HALF a good season and ONE playoff win has been nothing short of astonishing for a player who was viewed as a likely bust just 10 months ago. Jalen Hurts in a similar boat but he at least had a SB run. The regression to the mean appears to be in full swing for both of these guys.
ONEMORETIME
>>144254641soccer players usually don't weight 300 pounds
>>144254591The only really relevant point is that these teams are shit
>>144254622Prove me wrong
>>144254554China is a country in AsiaI said European country
>>144254589>6 mins>shit offense>mistake pro defenseyeah I'm thinking no
>>144254660no
iggles deserve to lose this one
>>144254654can't believe the ref actually said this
>>144254671OH YEAH ALRIGHT DON'T STOP THE DANCIN
First time nfl watching. Are games suppose to be this long?
>>144254546Why they draw these numbered lines then? I thought it was to show the distance for the kick score count like javelin throw
why does jayden squirts always look like he is about to cry?
>>144254670But Jacksonville and Miami play Sunday?
>>144254670good post
>>144254675Seeing a soccer stadium used for a shitty NFL game is already very degrading.
>>144254245I am pondering the aroma
One more tiem.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FGBhQbmPwH8
>>144254633They're just really gay for green and yeller.
>>144254684nuh uh my peckers deserve to lose this one
>>144254643The roman circus goes on!!
My turf :)
>>144254695They could still fake and get a first downThose are the first down markers
Whoever wins becomes Brazils team. Remember Robert Jrsft was seething because the oats had a poor showing in Germany or something. Big money for the winning team
Everyone slips now
>>144254698cuz he gay
>>144254695So you know where you are on the field.
>nooooo not the rules
>>144254681Russia
>>144254710yeesh
JUST FUCKINGRUNTHEBALL
>>144254698there's a big penis in his ass
(((illegal formation))) Congrats to the NFL on finding a new "holding" or a new "illegal contact" or a new "pass interference" or a new "roughing the pass" or a new...
>>144254718brazil flag has packers colors
.....what the fuck was that throwWhat the fuck was that play call?RUN THE BALL YOU MORANS
>>144254644“Evidências”, by Zezé Di Camargo & Luciano
>>144254708
What the FUCK are the eagles doing?!?! HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHABAH
isnt that offensive PI?
>>144254740Just don't lineup in the backfield retard
>>144254660Yeah you missed the reveal that these teams are both fraudulent, guaranteed first-round exits
>_____ qbs
>gains only 3 yards
both these qbs begging to be intercepted over and over
Jaire is WASHED
literally Reffie League now
these qbs suck fucking dick
>another flag is on the fieldanother flag is on the field>another flag is on the fieldanother flag is on the field>another flag is on the fieldanother flag is on the field>another flag is on the fieldanother flag is on the field>another flag is on the fieldanother flag is on the field>another flag is on the fieldanother flag is on the field
>>144254639A-Rog and kevin made it work so long as claymaker was allowed over after the game (I don't blame a-rog, twink tops can get boring sometimes), and no one got that suspicious. I'm sure these guys can be medium-DLish and they'll be fine.
>LaFluer: fucking alol
>he didn't get it>quick throw a flag
>>144254740Huh? That was/is a rule in all levels of football.
>>144254745But running the ball doesn't get Hurts his numbers and propping up Hurts is more important than actually winning games.
you know it's bad when the bum ass commentators are making fun of the flags
>there's a flag on the field
These first 2 games putting me to sleep. Can they run some more commercials to pay for Taylor Swift?
FLAGFLAGFLAGFLAGFLAGFLAG
If I win the mega millions tonight I will fund a coup of the Brazilian government
>>144254698Because he hurts.
This game feels like it's never going to end
Throw to AJ Brown you faggot
SAVED BY REFSLETS FUCKING GO
WEARETAKINGOVER
>>144254690ONE MORE TIME
>>144254733You're madRussia is shitWe must support UkraineI see that countries like Belgium, Portugal, and even Sweden have more dignity than the United Kingdom
>"I know this is shocking but there is a flag on the field."
>illegal illegality, illegals illegalling
>black refs
just a couple of qbs making 50 million a year
>>144254783Then just run Hurts ffs
Dogshit game. Dogshit teams.
I am now convinced that the colts are going to be fine because it's clear as day that Steichen was the special sauce.Queerianni and Gaylen Turds are completely exposed
reffies have taken over
>flagb owlThese teams are both finishing 9-8 if they're lucky
Refbros is this year our year?
Refs are fucking killing it tonight. Refriday night.
holding is the gayest penalty
>black qbsThrow to fucking Devonta you fucking ref hack
They ran it, now what?
refGODS this is looking like another great season
>>144254814reeeee environmental factors
Cool sport but I think it's too complicated to become popular in brazil
I think now I understand why americans hate their refs so much
this is over
A Latinx Asian ref wouldn't have called that
sup
FUCK YEA HURTS
>>144254538ITS HAPPENING
>>144254823I don't think you understand how bad the nfc is
>>144254822gotta get muh face on TV n sheeeeeit
These fucking refs are on a power trip I swear to god.
MY REFFIES ARE INTERNATIONAL
Reffies need to be stopped
How can you have such great protection and still be so ineffective?
>>144254825It's always our year
>>144254827The meme never dies.The white man marches (ma)home(s).
FUCK REFFIESFUCK REFFIESFUCK REFFIES
I though these so called athletes would overcome the challenges of a top tier pitch designed for true football. Guess I was wrong...
>17 penalties in this game
>MUH SKWATS
>Qb's start squatting 500
>>144254852And these teams are still finishing 9-8. They're that shit
Dawg moment
nuke brazil.
PAY UP GM
>>144254841the excessive flags must make it hard to get into
S M I F F MIFF
>>144254843They are faggots in all major US sports: football, baseball, and basketball.
PENULTAY
>>144254805>CIA agent posting from central american countryno surprise
Lions Super Bowl bound
>le squats 500why do i have to hear about this for the 3rd year in a row? and why has he been stuck at 500 for 3 years?
SMIFF
ggawful but exceptionally memetastic game, so a win in my books
>>144254870Its things like this that make me thing the brazlifcation of america won't be entirely bad
>>144254851I guess these cunts really take their kickball seriously.
>>144254870>Tfw love bunda>tfw small cockIt's not fucking fair!
>>144254870how much weight is that anyway? bunda aside, not impressed DYEL?
>>144254887nuke brasilia, rio and salvador pretty pls
DEVONTA SMITH THE GOD
>Green Gay
lol Devonta Smith didn't even try blocking. They must hate Hurts.
It's over for the packers
>worthy>smithWhy can't defenders tackle these scrawny WRs?
Friendly reminder DEM BOYZ would BTFO both of these "teams"
are the hues whistling purely because of slay's comments?
real sports https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SpWmMaaCCx0
>>144254908you got to love when someone as skinny as him bounces off of hits and rumbles his way forward
>>144254907His pet is a WHAT!!!
A SEVEN NATION ARMY
>>144254926they fast
COME ON PACKERSFUCK THE EAGLES
Is the game over? Can I go to bed early
>>144254870Imagine what 'her' (cuz ya know, brazil) farts sound like.
>>144254514Listen to your elders faggots
Nonsense calls this drive. Two phantom defensive holdings.Reffies must have cash on the line.
ref chads win again
RUN THE CLOCK YOU RETARD
my Pats would get btfo by both these shit teams
this games over, good night, I hope my team wins on Sunday
>>144254950>going to bed early on a friday nighr
I'd love an end around meme pitch play here
Packers SUCK
>>144254887SecondingNuke all Brazil please
WHOAHOOOHOH OH OH OH
>>144254695The yard indicators are mostly there for our benefit, honestly. Players do get use out of them, as do the officials, but it’s mostly just a convenient way to show the spectators how far they have to go for a touchdown
>>144254841>>144254843Sorry, Brazilbros. The refs usually aren't THIS crazy once they get past the first week of the season.
>>144254961What is your team
>>144254848I think it is funny that american sports refs dresses as criminals because that is what they are in almost all ref based sports. The true american sincerity, indeed.
>>144254969same as it ever was
>>144254964It’s midnight
>>144254810>black and white refs
uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhGreen Gays....?
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>green gay
Lost $500 on plinko again...There really is a demiurge isn't there
>>144254964There's nothing for me in life besides /sp/.
The fact that DeVonta Smith hasn't been snapped in half really shows how soft the NFL has gotten.
>2 minute leftnow the real game begins
>ME: WHY ARE YOU THRO->...SMIFFFF
>>144254907How much do you squat anon?
>>144254978
thank you for passing
>>144254978cowgirls
DEVONTA SMITH ENDS THE GAMEGET FUCKED GREEN GAY
SLIM REAPER
>packturdspacktuds>packturdspacktuds>packturdspacktuds>packturdspacktuds$220M mutt qb>$220M mutt qb$220M mutt qb>$220M mutt qb
>>144254996not as soft as I got when you're mom sent nudes to me.
lafraud outcoached AGAIN
Imagine how much weirder the names of future Brazilians will be after this game.
>>144254996nah man he's just a tough motherfucker. he's taken some big hits in his career so far
>>144255002haven't seen that phrase on 4chan
>>144254996Dude is made of wire, I swear.
Balls of steel
>>144255013I love this meme
Refs should be told to only call half the shit they normally do for international games. Make foreigners think its normally like that so they buy a jersey
NFL should do something to prevent teams from draining all the clock
>>144254999the most i ever squatted was 155, basically a plate and some change. why?
…
>>144255014Well, she's been dead for 10 years so I imagine it's not a very attractive sight.
How retarded are these announcers. Was it just wishful thinking the Eagles were gonna settle for a field goal and give green gay the ball up 5 points?
>>144255013there it is
fuck the cheeseniggers Wisconsin should be nuked
>>144255021I know wrong thread but its called fantasy for money
>>144255021they have their own board
Should I buy Sofi?
>>144255034Are you the same Panamanian who posts in /smg/?
>>144255034maybe they should try getting a stop
>>144255034that's part of the game
I'm pretty sure I could fight devonta smith and that miniature receiver from kc at the same time and win
Is the new american dream to drive a hybrid crossover with your mulatto wife?
>>144255040this was 11 years ago
Reminder to filter Bahamas and Panama flags
Jalen Hurts is a madman. Dude looks like 2020 Carson Wentz on one drive, then is absolutely surgical the next.
If the field didn’t suck J Love would have had 4 TD’sFucken 3rd world shit hole can’t even take care of their fields.
>>144255034time of possession is a huge part of the game. when you're killing the clock you essentially telegraph what you're doing too so it's just "stop us if you can".
>>144255061only if John Cena narrates the experience
>>144255035So half your body weight?
How long has this rule been in place that every team has to have at least one Devonta on the roster?
>herbertLMAO TUA IS BETTER
HEEBIE JEEBIES
>>144255066but then i would never see blue jays bro
>>144255040That must be why she didn't move around much
>>144254999I don't even have the flexibility to do a proper squat.
>highest paid QB>losing to at best a C Grade QB like Jalen HurtsLMAO PACKSWHAT HAPPENED
>>144254907Wasn't it 600 last year?
awoooooooga https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uR2unZoVhec
>>144255061She must have really big hair
>>144255034There is something in the game to prevent that. It's called actually stopping the offense.
>>144255074basically since Welker and Brady, everyone has a smol but good WR2
>>144255092dw hurts is overpaid too
>>144255073not quite, i'm 230 at 5'10''
>>144255053Nah that’s actually a friend of mineI used to post under an American flag
>>144255061Where is my mulatto wife?
>>144255069It helps when you get bailed out by the refs every other drive
Looks like this game is over. What does Brazil think of >our sport?
>>144255061always has been
This is the performance of a QB that has been in the league for 4 years now...
>>144255019João Igous dos Paquers Jordinho Love Blackfravd da Silva
>>144255040you just imagined your moms rotting corpse kwab
the suerbowl
My Eagles :)
DOES THE NFC HAVE A SINGLE GOOD QB?????
>>144255035You should be ashamed of that if you aren't new and actively working on improving.
Bucs would absolutely stomp both of these shit teams.
>>144255092>what happenedThe shitty Brazilian field full of piss and feces making the field slippery is what happened
>>144255102Oh okWhat's it like to have a friend?
>>144255094>14U bikiniBASED FUCKING HAWAII
i squated 500 when i was 16 why are they acting like that's impressive
run the meme option of the QB push
its over
>>144255120Purdy
>>144255079>pooa>sherbertthey're both equally above average
PUSH MY TUSH DADDY YESSSS!!!
I suffered a traumatic brain injury today after a pack of urban youth attacked me with baseball bats. Can someone tell me if Jordan Love is good, or bad? I've watched four quarters of this game but I can't tell yet.
>LOOK MA, I SAID TUSH PUSH AGAIN
So are people going to admit that Jordan Love's accuracy is a severe problem yet? When linebackers are dropping easy pick sixes or his receivers come up with contested balls that could go either way Packer fans stick their head in the sand and pretend "LOL we got another one." Remember how your season ended last year, remember what costed you tonight. Jordan Love is asscheeks.
>le tush pushKill the next commentator that says that
>>144255092>highest paid>goodThese terms are not mutually inclusive.
>>144255120Brock Purdy maybe
>>144255142So the answer is no. Thanks
Gg
BROTHERLY SHOVE PLZ
>howie shekelstein sighted
>>144255128Salty coins>>144255096Kneeling should be eliminated from the game
Too close of a kick for Jake
>going to miss a bet by 1 rushing yard from hurtsshit
>>144255144>a true comment on 4 chanomg is the world ending. I fucking agree tua is above average.
>>144255120j-rod goff
foomble
FUMBLEDWHAT ARE YOU DOING
lmao tush push is dead
>>144255120Yeah, he's also the only one with a ring
green gays offense is atrocious
fooooooooo-
>>144255096Impossible. Packers only show up for one half every game and generally play prevent in 2 minute drills. It's fucking baffling to watch.
shades of vikings billslucky anti-cam newton by saquan
Howie looks like he already has 10 boys back at his hotel room
meow
>>144255122i've been off and on for years. consistency is hard
just kick the FG
it's ogrethe cheat yeet is defeated
>international feed accidentally showed the iggles TD graphic
>>144251147
>>144255185Same thing happened to wildcat
Retire the niggerdly shove already for fucks sake. Barkley would have scored
gay ass game gay ass thread gay ass americansfuck you niggers
GOD DAMN IT STOP FUCKING FUMBLING
fake fg attempt coming up?
>220 MILLION
>>144255177>Degenerate loses moneyGood
>Saquon saving the Eagles
ITS BLOCKED
shut the fuck up noah you androgynous kike
>duhh they could go for it Fucking retard
this game has taken years off of Sirianni's life.
>>144255212i think the new center is intentionally fucking it up so his body doesn't get wrecked like kelce's
>shotgun>run backwards and evade capture
Why do they paint their faces?
ANOTHER TUSH PUSH
>>144254663Good taste
>>144255127YOUR FAKE ASS NAGGARD ATHLETES ARE SHIT CAN'T PLAY A DECENT SPORT AND GO EAT 300 POUNDS OF MCKEKBURGERS SO THEY CAN BE >>>FIT<<< FOR THIS PLAY PRETEND GAY ASS GAME. LEARN TO PLAY TRVE FOOTBALL AND STOP BEING FAT. IMMA HEAD OUT AND FUCK A DELICIOUS TRANNY (MIC DROP)
>>144255120kurt warner
Can we have one fucking play without a flag
We lost..
>>144255217
Why didn't the Eagles kneel?
>>144255238Mating ritual.
>>144255212niggardly is actually an acceptable word. It means cheap and somehow is unrelated to the word nigger.
I won so much money tonight
>>144255238It's called eye black, it helps against glare from lights
>>144255244wtf is this real
>>144255225nope in the green this game just could've been more
>>144255208Sentiu
>>144255249Have to keep it competitive
>>144255238Culture
>>144255238Eye black but it's pointless in night games
The phantom holding on Jaire ended up being game-deciding
meme return incoming
green loses after all
>>144255249lol no
LETS GO EAGLES
Ready for the most hilariously obvious script? Packers winning over Brazil tonight. $$$$$$
>>144255253turnover on downs stops the clock
>>144255259gonna share?
>>144255244mental illness
the NFC is wide open for him
WOW DUMB
well that was stupid
>>144255220lucky for us the whole team is dogshit not just our overpaid overrated qb
>>144255280LETS GO SPORTS BAR
>>144255034Teams should have 3 free clock stops. We can call them “time outs” what do you think, /sp/?
Great return retard lmao
>>144255266They fine, bro
>>144255236me too.That shit most definitely made Kelce decide to retire early.
>>144255236>Destroying your body to help a very zesty niggaCouldn't be me
WHAT A RETARD LMAO
>>144255258if its so acceptable, why don't you go down to your local crown fried and use it in a sentence?
>>144255289It's his turn.
interesting strategy
>lose 5 seconds and 15 yardskek greengay
>burns time>burns 15 yardsBro.....
oh shit
>>144254663>>144255244
>>144255289Why is he wearing eyeliner?
Can we bring Rodgers off the bench for this part
OH SHIT
>>144255298just dont call it a 2 min warning in college
oh fug
JORDAN IS HURT
THEYRE GONNA COME BACKITS OVER
kek what a retard
Love ded.
oof
clutch play
igglesisters?
>>144255208holy shit
love is hurt
UH OHHHHHH That's what the trainers must have been working so hard on all game. He's DOOOOONE
Just got a thrusting butt plug, what am I in for?
10 second run-off
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
........and he's done for the season
>city of green bay
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA LOVE DIED ON A MEANINGLESS PLAY
ahahahahahahaAhahahahahAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
lmao green bay is gonna win this after all
Love is dead.
Lmao RIP
LOVEISOVER
ITS LOVEOVERVAX STATUS?
LOVE HEEMED IN GARBAGE TIME
Love is kill
*breathes in* AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
The rodgers curse lives on
love is over
well at least his next of kin gonna get a big payday
Imagine if the backup hits the hail mary
H E E MEEM
>that will be 220 million plus tip
Pretending I'm a cheesehead for the meme.
his knee is fucked
Love Hurts
>killing yourself during garbage timeLMAOOOOOOOMAOOOOOOOOO
RIP Packers season9/6/24-9/6/24
LOVE IS ORGE
we're entering meme territory
FUCKING LMAO PACKERS FINISHED
just throw us in the trash
come to brazil
>malik willisggs bois
Anyways my Lions would've scored 50 unanswered points on both these teams each.
did he died.
JALEN CARTER KILL STREAK
>>144255307Niggers aren't educated enough to have it in their vocabulary.
LMAO
Yep that's a torn ACL lmao
BROKEN IN BRAZIL
A FUTURE ACL TEAR!
>two hundred and twenty million
this guy kind of sucks no? it must be good for green bay
what injury did love suffer
HOLDING ONTO HIS KNEE AND DOWN
NO REFUNDS
FUCK YOU HUE MONKEY AND YOUR TERRIBLE FOOTBALL FIELD
Ah of course the thug who should be imprisoned
Tom Grossi on suicide watch
SNIBITI SNAB
>SO YOU NEED A QB GREEN BAY
ACKHope it's a career ending desu
>season-ending injury on irrelevant playouch
>>144255418you don't know how bad backups usually arethis one particularly
It's only $220 million nbd
>>144255420a broken heart
that had to have been dirty
Love hurts
Nothing against Love himself but Green Bay fags deserve this.
PACKTURDS ARE DONE
why they givin all the lines to this parched nigga on the mic? somebody give him some water damn
Willis wins it for the PACKERSWOW
LOVE IS DED
love ded
>we have our next franchise q- ACK
sao paolo had the last hue
>love dead>SET CONTROLS TO OUTER SPACE NOW>FLYING HIGHER THAN>EEEEEEEEEEVER BEFOOOOOORE
should have been mahomes desu
>>144255444he should've just gone down to end the game
RIP GREEN GAY
NO REFUNDS GREEN GAY
>packturds talk shit about JJ getting routine surgery in a burner year>jordyn manlover dedkek
>Brazil kills Loveyou love to see it
HIGHESTPAIDQB*good for 1 game
He really is just like Rodgers!
>>144255418He's okay but overrated, with a small sample size of good play. Playing quarterback in the NFL is a public humiliation ritual, even as they are "making the game easier" for quarterbacks over time
fudge packers
BLOW PACK BLOWBLOW PACK BLOW
OOOOOOHHHHH
green bay more like green day because they're shit and retarded
my loins are going to take the norf.
Eagles pass interference incoming
Love status?
Friendly reminder that some "draft analyst" had Willis as a 1st round pick.
SACKED >GAME OVERSACKED >GAME OVERSACKED >GAME OVERSACKED >GAME OVERSACKED >GAME OVERSACKED >GAME OVERSACKED >GAME OVERSACKED >GAME OVERSACKED >GAME OVERSACKED >GAME OVERSACKED >GAME OVERSACKED >GAME OVERSACKED >GAME OVERSACKED >GAME OVERSACKED >GAME OVERSACKED >GAME OVERSACKED >GAME OVERSACKED >GAME OVERSACKED >GAME OVERSACKED >GAME OVERSACKED >GAME OVERSACKED >GAME OVERSACKED >GAME OVERSACKED >GAME OVERSACKED >GAME OVERSACKED >GAME OVERSACKED >GAME OVERSACKED >GAME OVERSACKED >GAME OVERSACKED >GAME OVER>sacked on a hail marylol
based Brazilian grass
>>>PACKERS>
>>144255494Torn ACL
MY FUCKING SIDES
>>144255471He learned well from Erin.
FLY EAGLE FLY
we did it jew bros!~
figures
TURFED
One last slip kek
I stick my fingers into my eyes
>Skinny little niggers legs>250 million dollars Ngmi fudgepackers
cmon willis there are literally zero expectations just throw it far
the city of love executing pretenders
>>144255471Hilarious if true
Honestly pretty pathetic.He stole so much money from .5 of a good season. The media calling him the next Rodgers deserve to be shat on.
So what happened to putting on longer cleats when the grass was slippery?
>>144255494Hurts.
>>144255522>>144255505>our patented "slip beam" has worked like a charm
OHHHHH THE MISERY
Willis aint It
>>144255471>good
>backup QB steps onto the slippery hue monkey field with no idea how to handle it>slips
Tom Grossi having a meltdown lmfao
Horrendous field, Willis couldn't even get the throw off bc he slipped
ealges bros we eatin good tonight
bears will win the division
>>144255129based pervert
>>144255556yeptheir owner and GM should shoot themselves in the head
>>144255560Stud cleats don't help on fields like that
>>144255560They don’t look as cool. Ur forgetting these are niggers were talking about
This was fun but now the novelty is over, I'm ready to watch my Patriots lose 15 games with jacoby brisset and hate every minute of it
RETVRN>>144248567>>144248567>>144248567>>144248567
>>144255597...and da owl
Good game today anons, see you in the next year, good night
>>144255556signing love to that contract would be like signing foles to a franchise killing deal because he had 27 tds/3 ints from chip kellys shitty offense lmao
>>144255683Or signing jalen squirts to a max franchise contract when he is a china copy of lamar
that'll be $220M plus tipdon't spend it all in one week!
