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ACKibong edition
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>>144256793
First post best post
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Jonathan Haggerty is Canadian.
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Ref called the fight early. Haggerty was up at 8. Give me my money back.
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I know nothing about muay thai, is Haggerty supposed to be good? Are muay thai fighters just bad? The only pure-MT fighter I can think of right now is Darren Till
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>>144256793
They both deserve to be shot (Gane with a camera though)

>>144256820
Haggerty told the ref he was done
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>>144256814
certainly fought like it tonight
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>>144256793
>make it believable you french asshole
>OHN OHN MA OUI JEAN, I'LL SQUEEZE LE HANDLES DU L'AMOUR
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wait how can Faggerty be both Rodtang and Superkek's son
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That bong who would spam all the time will NEVER recover from this
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>>144256832
>Haggerty told the ref he was done
shit you just made up
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Superlek had a magnet in his elbow ez DQ
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Reminder that the best muay thai kickboxer is a White Brit.
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O’Malley could beat Haggerty
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>>144256845
i think youre referring to me, its gonna take a day or two
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>>144256836
Rodtang is his mother Superkek is his father
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>>144256862
Toilet Till vs Meng 2 is the fight to make
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>>144256854
It's what we do sar good night
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You now remember the best stand up fighter in the world (beats O'Malley, Volk, Max) Jonathan Haggerty
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chatri gave mighty mouse a block of cheese as a humiliation ritual
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That one armed Canadian could beat Haggerty
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sun's rising and off to bed I go, I'll lay like a roman emperor, so when I'll slip out of consciousness I'll land on me elbow and heem meself to sleep
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>I don't care I fuckin heem everybody
Tick tock Shittaker
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>>144256862
Yes and its Nico Carillo, he will avenge Haggerty.
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>>144256827
Superlek is arguably the P4P #1 Muay Thai fighter in the world right now. VERY legitimate resume
Haggerty had some really good wins as of recent so there was hype around him but anyone in the know knew Superkek was too much of an ask when Rodtang beat Haggerty so bad he made him cry
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Vanilla Thunder general motherfuckers
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>>144256905
BASED
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Haggerty here

I was paid to take a dive
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>>144256892
We've been over this, hes a Brit when he wins and a canadian when he loses.
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>>144256900
>d-don't hold me back b-brazza!
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We still need Rodtang vs Superlek 2 at five rounds
Tang got robbed last time
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>>144256905
I said British not Iberian, unless the individual you're referring to is Irish
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>>144256919
you're Scottish youre not even British retard
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What technology does ONE has in its elbows?
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>>144256917
a dive right into his elbow
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>>144256922
Roddie is too busy crushing cans now
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>>144256932
I'm Welsh bro, why you gotta be like this?
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Think I’ve seen Superlek knock people out in every way now
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Superlek robbing rodtang tricked me into thinking he was a fraud
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>>144256955
No real Welsh would claim Britain
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No ranked Canadians in ONE either btw
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What a delightful appetizer for tomorrow's wrestleshit canfest courtesy of philly wigger seanathan brady
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>>144256942
Impressive how quickly he realised he got concussed and put himself in recovery mode. Maybe if the countdown was a bit longer he could've even gotten up.
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>>144256969
Are you chino by chance? You must be talking like that.
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>>144256973
I don't think Canada has any heemed coofs in ONE
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>>144256942
oh no no no no faggertybros
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Haggerty refused to fight
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>>144256981
>chino
I don't know what that is, are you feemy by any chance?
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>>144256973
Leafs might have a hw champ soon
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the somalitalian has a hate boner for us bros, is he mad about not receiving his very little welfare payment?
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we sent a fuckin indian, a guy with one arm and vanilla thunder to ONE we own that shit
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>>144256988
why did he call it at 8?
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>repeatedly claims that UFC Noche will be unlike anything we've seen before
How did Dana know I don't watch his shitty Fight Nights?
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>>144257008
ching chong, that clearer for you?
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>>144257022
not the nigcel in Milan, just feeling like shitposting badly
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how do we recover, guywholosttosuperkekbros...
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>>144257042
because he was done, they can call it whenever
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>>144257045
no, should I speak Pakistani to you? durka durka or whatever
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>be british fighter
>lose via heem in the first round
Why are they all like this?
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>>144257061
yeah I guess he seemed pretty heemed
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>>144257075
No, why is that your native tongue? speak English to me you fucking paki twat im Welsh
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>>144257042
ref was bribed
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>>144257102
there are no English in England anymore kek good one pakiman
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>>144257120
ahh youre indian, ok saar, dont redeem, at least they have plumbing in canada, i bet you dont even use it though
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>asian beats a brit
>canada acting like this is a win for them
pottery
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>haggerty started training at age 7, superkek at age 8
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>>144257157
never heard of the jacked taiwanese boy?
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Drop the act brazzas, we already know that 90% of heem.org is brown you can stop pretending now
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>Faggerty
kwab
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bisping is polish
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>>144257162
Not really the same when at that age Superkek and Robert Tang were heeming lady boys for bags of rice while Haggerty was still doing pad work
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>>144257193
just like Tom Aspinall
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Why do British champions have the tendency to face extremely embarrassing ends
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Which one of you is Sadik Ahmed?
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Is Hardy Polish too?
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>>144257102
>speak English to me
>im Welsh
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War.
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>>144257221
that was the joke raj
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>>144257227
hate these fucjking fake faceoff pics
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>>144257236
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>>144257208
So this is the level if striking in the UFC...
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>>144257230
I am laughing at your joke sar
Good morning
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Where did we go so wrong.....
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>jalapenos are turning red
i manifested this back in the spring
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/heem/ anthem
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>>144257282
Wasn't Nong-O 50 years old in that fight?
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>The Liquor and Coffee Schaubs
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>>144257344
36 and on a 10 fight winstreak with a 5 fight heemstreak
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>>144257356
so he was due for a loss anyway
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>>144257344
he looks 60 years old
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it's been a while since someone posted Schaub's penis
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>>144257396
my old man memory forgot there are pics of schaub's hawgl
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>>144257356
Bhatfighters live in dog years b
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>>144257413
you'd think that but there's a fair few 30+ thais in one still doing very well
the winstreak is undeniable though and no one had heemed him like that before
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>>144257396
beast of a hawlg bapa
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>>144257396
Lost media
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FACT: I have a bigger penis than Brendan Schaub.
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Doo lost superlek twice
he just cant beat the guy
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Aura destroying loss, just a complete stock crash
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>>144257447
I remember thinking -a few years ago- that Petr Can and Nong-O were invincible strikers, the pinnacle of their crafts. Damn, time waits for no man.
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>>144257508
Peak Nong-O was what Rodtang should be looking like
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>>144257508
Petr Yan is undefeated
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>>144257475
The first fight kind of played out the same way but it was a cut rather than a true heem
Haggerty just kept walking into Superlek's counters and eating shit
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>>144257462
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let's be real here Haggerty was peaching him the fuck up for like 5 seconds
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Fully bulked (Featherweight) O'Malley heems turdpooria
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el heemo
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No me heemee señor, por favor...
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They have The Sphere but wheres The Rectangle?
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The Pyramids of Gaza
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Jerusalem, Israel Adesanya
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The Tomb of the World, Israel
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The Mountains of Doom, Dagestan
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The Swamps of Louisiana
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send more foreign aids to Israel
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>>144257769
The Khara Hora Shaft
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Send more foreign aids to Israel
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all the cool shit we haven't uncovered meanwhile pissrael gets another 30 biilion in "aid"
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>>144257934
30 billion aids
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>>144257934
that's a lot of ads, what are they selling?
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>"Hello, Israel Mobolaji Temitayo Odunayo Oluwafemi Owolabi Adesanya speaking. What? You want more aids? Absolutely, it's on the way sir."
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fighter most likely to not have aids?
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The aids supplier of the world, Israel
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>>144257980
Dan Hooker
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chandler will actually kill gooby if they end up fighting for all the humiliation hes suffered these past years
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>>144258029
"President, get down"
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gooby gives him 2 mil a year for this charade, dont be foolish
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>>144258072
Bro goals AF
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its up boys
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President McGregor
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>>144258088
add in his two little demon spooks, he's living large. checked. HH
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>>144258098
wow he must have tons of his own children if his test is that high right?
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>>144258110
no correlation between test and offspring. have you seen asia ? but i can get behind belittling chandler, the little freak.
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>>144258129
Why does he dress em up in little basketball uniforms
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>>144258129
Imma have to ask our resident testGOD about that
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>>144258141
Cause theyre black
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>>144258141
his project coons? well, practice.
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>>144258148
what'r'we talkin b?
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>>144258129
Explain why roidcheats like Jones and Volk have nothing but daughters.
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ummm Jacked Taiwanese Boy give us your wisdom
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Strickland would TKO Whittaker. Prove. Me. Wrong.
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Strickland could TKO a whole field army
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>>144258218
he's too busy ducking him to TKO him
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chadtri getting his black belt was fucking hilarious, what a guy
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Petr

Yan
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The greatest field army in the world could not withstand the TKO power of Sean Strickland
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could Strickland TKO the TKO group holdings
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>>144258347
Strickland could TKO any group holdings
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It doesnt matter what group or what they're holding they're getting TKO'd
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Fucking guys for you, Sean Strickland
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Sean has one more finish at Middleweight than GSP, Kopylov 48-47s him.
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trevor peek fight night bois
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you know those dreams where you have to fight a scary monster because you don't have anywhere to run? the one where you gas before you even throw the first punch? the one where you feel like you're wearing ankle weights on your arms? yeah... that's how trevor peek fights.
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good morning.
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Kyle Nelson will lose tonight. Canada will LOSE tonight.
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> HEEMs the other Pereira
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>>144258538
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Izzy would beat anyone in this thread
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Izzy spit in self defense
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does Izzy spit or swallow?
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>>144257178
As a white it is my responsibility to guide you all out of chaos and rule you into order. Burdensome for sure but someone has to step up to the responsibility and that quality is innate with my skin color. My first decree as governor of heem is for you to look up toilet schematics and implement it as muvh as possible in your country. Let me worry about mma for now.
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>>144257240
How come this has just been forgotten by the World. Jon nervously, and urgently tells the reporter not to let gsp know he's there, but it's too late and he says Jon's here right behind you, Jon is annoyed and flustered but greets him. What a moment to catch on Camera
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UFC Heavyweight Legend, Brendan Schaub was ringside for Demetrious "Mighty Mouse" Johnson's retirement announcement at ONE FC: Denver. Real recognise real.
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>>144258734
>>144257379
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>>144257396
It's legitimately scrubbed from the internet
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Gilbert Burns vs. Sean Brady
Jessica Andrade vs. Natalia Silva
Steve Garcia vs. Kyle Nelson
Matt Schnell vs. Cody Durden
Trevor Peek vs. Yanal Ashmouz
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>>144258778
Brady
Jess
Garcia
Schnell
Peek
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>>144258624
We always lose. All of our athletic tough guys play hockey and our local MMA scene has been on life support for years. We suck. It's over. There will never be another GSP.
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>>144258778
Brady
Silva
Garcia
(Tyler) Durden
Ashmouz
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>>144257354
This fruity nigga drinking espresso martinis!
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>>144258818
You had another gsp but he dropped dead young b
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>>144258768
Schaub is a powerful man.
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>>144258778
Burns
Silva
Garcia
Schnell
Anal
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Jonathan Haggerty makes me feel proud to be italian
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>''you suck, end yourself you waste of sperm and I'll see you back on the contender series in a couple of weeks"
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how come kickboxers and muaythai have way more fights than mma? isnt the striking arts way more damaging?
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Why the fuck is Usman in Bellator?
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>>144258978
He's a bum.
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>>144258937
They are real ones
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>>144257178
I am an Aryan Japanese man
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Jon would humiliate and finish Aspinall off just as quickly
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>>144258978
baldy's too cheap to sign him over
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>>144258978
same weight class as islam
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>>144258937
95% of injuries in MMA that cause pull-outs are the result of grappling and wrestling training. Fighter has fucked up knees, back, shoulders or neck? Grappling and wrestling. Staph infection? Result of grappling and wrestling. Broken bones and dislocated/hyper-extended joints? Grappling and wrestling. The only dangerous thing that might cause a pull-out while training striking is an accidental knockout, which is a lot easier to avoid. Or maybe a broken hand, but those are not common.
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>>144258734
Mutts
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nice my shitty sportsbook thats had the wrong time for ONE so i just bet on all the winners lol
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>>144259012
Oh is that really the reason?
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>>144258990
Don't talk to me, you're a faggot
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>>144258989
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>>144258778
Brady
Andrade
Nelson
Schnell
Ashmouz
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>>144258778
burns
silva
nelson
durden
peek
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Scott Coker spotted at ONE weigh-ins
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>>144259258
Who's the bigger cokehead, dana white or scott coker?
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>>144259158
I am?
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Ian Garry is cursed ROFL
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>>144259426
kwab
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>>144258129
love and hate
hap and ace
ace is the one.
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uhhh guys diagnose me real quick
I like female(woman) over male(men)
I like tits and pussy over cock and balls
am i homosexual?
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>>144259426
Wonder what they argued about
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>>144259449
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Zd8vzIRQLLM
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>>144259465
well that settles it then
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>>144259453
4 of Jiri's 5 loses are:
Edilov (Muslim)(RIP)
King Mo (Muslim)
Pereira x2 (Muslim)
Starting to notice a pattern here. Bet the house on Ankalaev if they fight
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>>144259490
Alex Pereira is not Muslim.
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>>144259426
what happened to this dude?
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>>144259517
He argued with his wife
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The only person who can challenge me. ......... is myself.
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>>144258778
Brady
Andrade
Garcia
Schnell
Ashmouz
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>>144259517
it's complicated, he thought that their polyamorous relationship would allow him to have sex with other women but she shut that down immediately so he assumed he would be allowed to explore gay sex but his wife was offended when this video got leaked. in reality it was polyamory for me but not for thee from her part and ian machado garry just never got the memo. anyways the shaved cat will heem him so it really doesn't matter
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>>144259541
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZYAPgPH9hsI
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>>144259426
Bruh
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>>144259577
not even heemsexual relationships? what sort of bucked spirit is this doo he wont dump this woman
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>>144258778
Burns
Silva
Garcia
Schnell
Trevor
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Yanal "Brazza I Fight For Israel, Alhamdulillah" Ashmouz
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What's the line on me being able to coom under 1 minute looking at a picture of Minty Bets? Insider info: I have a gook fetish.
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>>144258700
>>144259412

A disgusting one.
I don't associate with this
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>>144259426
Irdc I would heem this bitch for a week straight tbph
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>>144259258
I really like this guy
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Drinking with hoholitas yesterday I do not feel very fresh rn
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>>144259577
>yeah im gonna fuck other women
>oh no im just gonna get cucked
at some point you have to blame yourself right?
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>>144259613
I can in 30 seconds easily
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>>144259613
its prob a lie that you coom from only a picture and solely due to one person and not from certain minutiae and fetishes.
its generally a good thing if its a mind attraction thing. bad if its a premature ejaculation physical condition.
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>>144259619
its a joke, bruv. calm ur tits
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>>144259670
Let me suck your dick haha joking

Fuck off
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>>144259650
30 y.o. from the Ukraine b, I'm actually smitten by one but I believe that's the idea
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>>144258129
There is with taking steroids and shooting blanks b... that's what he meant. Unless you take something else on top of the stack to counter this effect (which also creates markers for drug testers to identify that something is going on)
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>>144259650
Wait what matchup tomorrow? Aren't heems on today? God I feel like Michael Bisping at present, 50 iq, in pain and partially blind BYM buddeh
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>>144259719
Nice, how did you pull her? I need some tips I've never had much luck abroad out of my comfort zone
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>>144259743
Sunday 01.00am
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FARTlexa GASso
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BRAPatina STENCHenko
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PooACK-tan
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>>144258778
Sean
Silva
Steve
Schnell
Trevor "Heems Whoever" Peek
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>>144259706
you sirs, are not calm
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>>144259750
I just talked to her she's way out of my league even I can admit that but I didn't relent, be your inner Chito Vera and rush your way in to the top 10 as for tips I just spent the night telling her how I enjoy telling her things and how smart she is, the basics
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>>144259835
Did you tell her that you're gonna invade her pussy like it's the Donbas?
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>>144259835
I mean the approach, you just saw her at walking down the street and went up to her?
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>>144259719
good for you b, if it makes you happy
me personally? I would never interact with soulless ukrainian wretches
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>>144259835
Bro...
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>>144259881
And Germans have Soul? Kek at least Ukrainians are attractive so you can forget how cold she if when she sucking your dick while you look at her piercing eyes.
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Why does Irene Aldana wear a t shirt while fighting? What a wanker. Give us something
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>>144259909
I don’t think they’re attractive either, they got a certain phenotype I instantly recognize. German women are also pretty bad…
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IT'S OVER
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The lower half of tonights fight night card is unironically better than the sphere card. what is daner doing
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>>144259880
I know her mate and she invited me over I don't remember initial contact but you're just jabbing to feel range it's not about having a line or anything ready at least for me, just ask summat inane like if they're eating ice cream ask if it's good and don't ask if they come somewhere often
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>>144259881
She's fit af and looks like a model I'm just planning to heem and bounce not wife her, she's not Swedish herregud
>>144259888
Fan om du fick det, är inte lätt bappa
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>>144258778
Brady
Andrade
Garcia
Durden
PEAK
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>>144259960
nothing divine about them, you can see in their face that they’re vapid whores dude, I don’t like sticking my curved super penis into that. Haven’t analyzed their features enough consciously to tell you what it is I just let my subconscious and intuition work for that and do the physiognomy check
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>>144259971
Be wary of her b
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>>144260005
>>144259960
it's the soul (or lack thereof)
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>>144260025
i love this guy, i really do
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>>144259971
Ok, got it, it was just a cold approach while out and about, you must be jetlagged but we got there in the end
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>Demetrious Johnson moved on?!
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>>144260005
Sounds like your standards are way higher than mine, good for you. I'd settle for a sexy Ukrainian even if I found out she beats up old ladies for fun.

Maybe that's not a good thing though
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>>144260013
Fersure b I wasn't born yesterday and I have too much to lose like I said before I'm a bit smitten but I believe that's their speciality and the idea
>>144260025
Rare quality strayan post
>>144260052
I'm extremely hungover and a dim light on the Christmas tree at the best of times.b
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>>144260120
Don't worry man, I got the highly valuable information I needed. I felt weird cold approaching women on the street past a teen but now I know it's acceptable and a staple even. I'll go back to it and should achieve a lot of success
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mma bros it's over... the future is here
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>>144260049
And he is?
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>>144260242
https://youtu.be/QsEXRjZL89I
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>>144260265
Kek he realised him mum might see this
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>>144260232
heeeeem
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>>144258778
brady
silva
nelson
durden
peek
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>>144256784
finding men sexually attractive is gay but so does finding w*men sexual attractive
and i can prove it
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>>144260392
Nothing personal your HE but I could heem the brakes off you, put them back on and heem them off a second time
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>>144260417
This isn't funny anymore have you stopped sending them here or something I just want a maghreba to make my meng wet
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Heard all of Scotlands faggot boys got flushed lol
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>>144260308
nah man you can see in his eyes that he means it, don’t be like that
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>>144260440
if ignore their saggy tits and floppy asses and tunnel vision on their faces then ignore their usually long hair and use your eyes to filter all the make up you finally see them for they are; another man
hence why they are called w* 'men'
also men created poor imitation that we cameras to imitate god creation; the eyes
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Poofc needs a new figurehead
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>>144260519
Put the hashish down Adel
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The UFC is boring now, when are Max and Topuria fighting?
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>>144260449
I know man just messing around. Definitely a man if drink a Weissbier with
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>>144260601
in the end if the day you, me, the holes you find hot and put in a pedestal are just meat bags that will eventually decay into skeletal remains in this finite life time while waiting for the day of rebirth and judgment
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>>144260620
a mere 49 days
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>>144260620
Precisely 7 weeks
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also i pray that the georgian heems ohmalley
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>>144260645
Good stuff now send more roccan qts for me to defile
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>>144260687
Sean is going to heem the hair transplant off of Merab
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>>144260620
1176 bongs
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>>144260713
merab is an american hero
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How can anyone pick Merbum over a striker and consider themselves a heterosexual (talmbout you Abdel Halim Hafez)
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there is no way merib gets away with holding schaub against the cage for 25 mins as the main event of le sphere, dana will personally get in the cage and throw him off
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>>144260748
Sean Ohmaley might be a good friend who lets his homies fuck his wife but Merbab is a true blue blood American hero
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>lost a son
>gained a rolls royce
based
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>>144260808
>flexes on the entire continent of Africa
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Is Francis so rich that he smells like a human or does that never go away
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one week before merGOD kills dana's son
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>>144260896
the former, plus african pipo dont smell as bad as jeet pipo
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>>144260232
whats the name of this promotion? i wanna look up the torrents
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>>144260896
dont be like that b
>that flag
oh. well its only.. some asians that smell less or have genes that make them not smell at all in their sweat.
even the huwite man smells. youre a man b you'd know, like ever been in a school changing room? its hell here in bongland but at least its body spray hell

but yes generally third worlders do smell. and genetics usually doesnt just go away unless they bathe meticulously which is also an upbringing 'ting
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I smell so good you moan a little if I hug you
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>>144260959
Armored MMA
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>>144260993
how many deaths?
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>>144260664
>>144260683
>>144260714
I am gonna heem myself
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>>144261020
no death, so far
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>>144261030
don't listen to those schizos, ilia and max are fighting in just a few minutes
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DJ's retirement has reignited the GOAT conversation and Jones just isn't in it.
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>>144261087
Link?
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>>144260519
uday?
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I go to WAR man I'll kill someone up there!
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>>144261112
i got you b
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4ePpySspbyc
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>>144261154
I'll bleed for you guys!
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>>144261112
https://youtu.be/CWL212-qtnc
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>>144256784
Differential between a chink and a brong?
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>>144261189
>>144261193
we speak english here.
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>>144261227
>آپ
a snail
>سر
a comb
> چاہتے
a boat?
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>>144261267
It's all Greek to me b
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>>144258778
Burns
Silva
Stephen
Matthew
Anal schnoz
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*uppercuts your foot*
check the rules kid it's totally legal
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>>144258098
it's crazy how much of an ugly incel he is
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this heems your brain
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>>144260519
get laid loser....nvm you can't
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>>144261267
>>144261330
you're one in a million babeee, yeah that's what you are
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>2023+1
>I am forgot
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Stipe? Stipe will heem.
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>>144261485
Foolish ploy
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>>144261600
...peculiar.
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>>144261182
This goes to show how much it was Costa’s fault because he kept running away
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>>144261600
Stipe got that Al Bundy heeming power
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>>144261600
He looks like he can barely move
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Chills.
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ciryl gane once threw a black hole across the universe
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Ciryl Gane’s brain is a black hole
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>>144261786
That's right he just sucks in all kinds of information
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Ciryl Gane's anus is a black hole
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>>144261799
That's right it just sucks in all kinds of penises
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>'atch 'arty with the 'ight 'airy tonight!!!

What are you having bros. I drank two nasty ass premixed cocktail (shit sucks they dont even use 40 % alc, its just some weird 26 % nail polish remover slop), so Im not sure if Im having drinks again...what about the food choices? Heavy goyslop or some lighter snacks?
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>>144261981
heeeeeeemmmm
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>>144261550
if you read my post carefully you can conclude that i don't differentiate between men and w*men
in that sense you can say im the ultimate feminist
meaning if we ever cross paths i will heem you brutally then i will have my way with gently
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foto de pies
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why did i take the dive man....
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Are we watching the Bellator or UFC tonight or neither
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>49 seconds
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Tell me who your friends are and i will tell you who you are. Not looking good right now Dana
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Why do I poop 3 times in the morning? Surely this isn't right? Also, did y'all see Superlek fuck that white British retard last night?
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I pray Francis loses many more
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usman beat the guy who beat the guy who beat the guy who beat du pussy
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>>144261981
every one of those were for Funky Ben
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>>144262385
haven't schaubed in a week
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bruh how was ufc not in 1080p before the sphere event
dana fucking HATES us
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>>144262385
work stress
you would notice that you don't shit at all on your day offs
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Haggertyxisters... I just read the news on r/aspinall how are we holding up
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there absolutely were ufc jannies in here trying to guilt trip you into buying a ppv a couple months ago, im not misremembering that
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>Yeah, I'm talmbout GOATne the GOD
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>ITS UP
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nDwQL_Dyonk
>ITS UP
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nDwQL_Dyonk
>ITS UP
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nDwQL_Dyonk
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>>144262514
I'm unemployed, and unemployable.
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>>144261154
Oh man when he was all like "Come on Jack!" At the apex, haha, now that was great. He was basically hosting his own podcast (like Joe Rogan) in there! HA! Ahh... good times good times.
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Stricksisies, tell me it aint so
https://www.bjpenn.com/mma-news/robert-whittaker/robert-whittakers-manager-reveals-sean-strickland-rejected-ufc-305-clash-we-said-absolutely/
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>>144262495
Because ESPN broadcast is shit 720p across the board with everything, but everything is shot on 4k, that's why footage on embeddeds etc looks so much better than actual ppv. Before espn there were a few 1080p and even 4k events.
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>>144262941
Bobert Redditor will have to wait for StrickGOD to defend his title against him, unfortunately.
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>>144262558
Fer sure b. PooFC needs the 20 broke reddit bitches >>144262667 to buy the ppv
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>>144256973
All good leaf fighters learn to skate and make more money being enforcers in the NHL.
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>>144262466
>digestive issues like a third-world streetshitter
I knew that you weren't White Bulgaria. A true White man's digestive system is efficient and something you can set the time to. Don't bother replying- I'm off to have a shit and I'll be thinking of laying it down on your mother's brown face.
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>>144256784
Fuck Dana
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I'm dreading UFC 306 because I like that little goblin Merab and hate that cuck project O'Malley, but I know that washyourwilly is getting heemed in the first round.
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>>144262941
Who the fuck would Dricus fight then
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>>144263541
Either he waits for the winner or Khamzat gets the title shot like Khalil did.
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>>144263541
Just saw that it would be on 305, same event Dricus fought Izzy, so the timeline would fit.
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OUR GIRL IS BACK IN THE WINNERS CIRCLE
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watching the countdown show and they can't stop telling you how big of a star O'Malley is, that shit is so fucking forced and gay
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>>144263571
Dricus isn’t planning to fight this year anyway
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Machado-Garry bros....
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>>144263742
Ian, it's time to apologize
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>>144258778
Burns
Andrade
Garcia
Durden
Peek
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I'm allergic to a bitch nigga, ayy
An imaginary rich nigga, ayy
Seven figures ho, that's slimmer than my bitch figure, ayy
Goin' digital and physical on all y'all, ayy
Fuck subliminals, I put you on that roll call
Georgian Machine speakin’ on me in interviews
Very cynical, dry-hating somethin’ I don’t approve
Sandhagen threw silences on my Abu Dhabi night
Another dead prospect hopin’ that Hunter’ll give him life
Big Clown keeps sneak-dissin’, I let it slide
I think his false confidence got him inspired
I can’t make you a star, baby, it’s not my job
You finally famous for how you dress, not how you fight (Boy)
Cute ass jabs, get yo puberty up
Then make you a classic performance before you come at us
Chit and Aljo beef might gotchu gassed up
But I’m a whole nother beast, I’ll really fuck you up
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The best muay thai fighter is a White brit.
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>>144263913
>The best... is white
Countless such cases
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>>144263913
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>>144263913
Was/were
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>>144263913
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>>144263970
literally me when burns loses today after i had to watch a womeme co-main
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>>144263913
Talmbout honorary finn Superlek?
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Muay Thai belongs to the Thais
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black/wigger/boxing refugee npc dialogue tree for mma
>New prospect fights outside of the top 20
They protekin him
>New prospect fights inside the top 20
They be pushin him
>Fighter/Champ doesn't fight their boy
He duckin
>Fighter agrees to fight their boy/Fighter believes he can beat their boy
ass'a baad match up fr him/THAS DISRESPEK
>Their boy squeaks by a split decision victory
Levels!
>All other default mma analysis
"Is the underdawlg bein overlooked??"
"Prediction: Bum by flatline KO" (bum has zero heems)
"omg fighter is SO delusional / omg fighter is SUCH a heckin hypocrite!" (applies to whites only)
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>>144264071
Why do you have such a victim complex
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>>144264071
>>Their boy squeaks by a split decision victory
>Levels!
dricus du plessis vs sean strickland
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>>144261154
all clear wins for sean but its easy to see why he """lost""" the fights he did
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>>144264166
See >>144264110
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herm
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>>144264270
You can't name three rounds Sean won against Dricus
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>>144264328
I'm a different leaf
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>>144264343
Okay sorry
Are you the one who spams Gamrot or the one who posts kyle nelson
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split decisions are kinda meaningless when there is always a judge who bets against a unanimous decision and picks the wrong guy on purpose
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>>144263086
I am not broke, just unemployed with a liveable amount of money :D
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>>144264343
are you the chinese pedo or the bedwetting incel?
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Post walkout song
>https://youtu.be/zO6HlkTc960?si=yqMzBAn2tGGBfyhK
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>>144264385
>>144264433
None of the above
It's a big country, you know
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Shalbibidibobidi vs Khabib’s ASD cousin today
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Met this hot girl(trans) gonna have wild crazy sex later tonight. Did yall enjoy watching One or whatever the fuck other bum shit?
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>>144262972
that's crazy, i know sport cameras have to be lower quality to capture motion but i'm not sure if resolution is related to that at all
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>>144264457
https://youtu.be/U8U_gR58eJU?si=Bo0RbGMzC6EKbdHx
DMX post-meeting Jesus in prison heems Ngannou
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>>144264474
how big is her BBC?
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>>144264461
Are you the one that makes the shittiest post on all of r/heem? (all of them)
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>>144264474
Are you actually going to fuck his inside-out penis?
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>>144264529
>inside-out penis
>he fucks trannies without their wings
feel sorry for you player
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Israel is flushed and God is good
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Good morning heem.
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Dricus and Topuria are the most anti-Reddit champs. The questions is, why?
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>>144264730
>Dricus
Apartheid apologist, racist.
>Topuria
Delusional narcissist.
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>>144264730
dricus yes topuria no
>why
dricus is a afrikaner republican who beats up black people for a living
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Dricus is very popular on reddit doe
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>>144264730
Jon Jones is the most anti-Reddit champ
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>>144264730
This doesn't mean anything.
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>>144256942
>nigga lost to a nigga with a number in his name
PFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFttt AHAHAHAHAHAHHAAH
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>>144256942
Why didn't he just stand up?
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>>144264110
Didn't mean to strike a nerve
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>>144264852
he tried and the ref called the fight before the 10 count
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Dricus? Dricus heems
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>>144264889
You're supposed to be ready by 8.
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>>144256942
Hahaha a little malnourished brown man knocked the fuck out of this roidheaded pigskinn
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this guy sold me an ice block
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>>144264944
What do their skin colors have to do with it?
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ref the count of 10 to deem if you are heem
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>>144264975
How else am i supposed to describe them
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>>144264071
This is the format for 80% of my youtube recommendeds. Never watched one of these slop videos but they keep getting recommended.
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whats the lore of orolbai not looking directly at the camera?
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>>144265010
Superlek knocked the fuck out of Johnathan Haggerty :)
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>>144258778
Sean Brady
Natalia Silva
Kyle Nelson
Cody Durden
Yanal Ashmouz
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>>144265057
I don't know who those people are
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>>144265103
It tells you at the bottom :d
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You walk into an MMA gym you just KNOW which guys are there only for jiu-jitsu and who trains striking. One is called the gentle art meanwhile the other is just blunt force trauma. There’s a difference in mindset between the type of people pursuing these endeavors. I’ve trained both and there were more Chads at the boxing gym while jiu jitsu was a bunch of white collar nerds, autists, and anime nerds
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>>144256784
Chicago
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>>144265149
Wrong flag Guru.
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>>144265169
Faggot
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>>144258778
Brady
Silva
Garcia
Schmell
Peek
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>>144258778
Brady
Silva
Garcia
Schnell
Ashmouz
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>>144265136
Thanks bro
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>>144258129
Why is Brendan schaub playing with ace?
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>>144265149
Keep talking shit and Mikey is going to break you like a toothpick strikecuck
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>>144265149
True but you should at least get to where you can hang with blue belts in bjj.
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>>144265149
>walk into gym
>look left
>see "Death Jitsu"
>look right
>see "Girls Can Box Too"
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>>144265046
The lens can steal your soul to petrify you in eternity.
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Strikecucks always took about how bad ass and alpha they are and then you shoot one single leg and all of that fight disappears, pinning a strikecuck to the mat is like watching a man's soul die in real time.
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>>144258778
>Sean Brady
>Natalia Silva
>Steve Garcia
>Cody Durden
>Trevor Peek
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You don't want to get on Mikey's dark side
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>>144265636
>Missed weight
kwab
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>>144258778
Brady
Andrade
Garcia
Durden
Peek
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>>144265726
he made weight
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THE Mikey Mucusmessy?
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>>144265628
*pulls out with a sprained bussy*
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>>144258778
Brady
Andrade
Nelson
Durden
Ashmouz
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Mikey could crawl out of his hospital bed and leg lock you in a second, lower your tone.
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>>144258778
Brady
Silva
Garcia
Durden
Ashmouz
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>>144265914
Isn't he like 90lbs?
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cage warriors or one pride?
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Chatri tried to kill Mikey Musumeci by forcing him to bulk up and then immediately cut all the way back down to 125
His anti-bully intuition clued him in to Chatri's intention before it was too late
Shame in Mr. chatri, what a despicable man
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One more run at the strap.
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>>144265743
https://www.ufc.com/news/weigh-results-ufc-fight-night-burns-vs-brady-vegas-97
nope.
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>>144266105
he set a goal and he completed that goal. weight status: made
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reminder
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Thicccboy studios worked tirelessly to scrub schaubs cock from the net
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>>144266156
cope
I heemed you. What little credibility you've had is lost.
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>>144258778
Sean Brady
Jessica Andrade
Steve Garcia
Matt Schnell
Trevor Peek
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>>144266202
I kneel
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>>144258778
Burns
Andrade
Nelson
Schnell
Peek
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>>144266236
nelson got on the scale and he made weight
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>>144266247
>>144266301
KWAB
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Kyle nelson is the best 148.5lber on the planet!
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>>144266328
zigged when I should've zagged
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wait what was his name again
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>>144266459
Joilton Lutterbach
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>>144266459
"Funky" Ben Askren
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>>144266202
Drumpf sold miss universe to endevour? Wow
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>>144266202
Jews rule the world, am I supposed to be surprised?
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>>144264071
Sean O'Malley is the clearest exemple of a fighter being protected and pushed in the UFC
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>>144266559
>jews

Jews have been dead for hundreds of years.
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>>144266594
I wish
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I wonder how Ari thought about Belel becoming champ
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>>144266594
Well yes that's what vampires are anon
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>>144266624
You really dont. None of these people that call themselves jews are actually jews. Of course the average redpilltoid doesnt have the capability to comprehend that, and continues to misdirect his anger like a good little goy.
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>>144266459
Jonathan “Only God Forgives” Haggerty
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>>144266681
Thats actually in the bible
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>>144266681
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>>144266685
So this is the best white brit muay thai fighter.
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>>144266624
>>144266681
>>144266692
>I know thy works and tribulation and poverty (but thou art rich), and I know the blasphemy of them that say they are Jews and are not, but are the synagogue of Satan.
Revelation.
The modern people calling themselves “Jews” are really khazars that worship Babylonian demons. They have no relation to the Hebrews in the Bible at all.
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>>144266575
That's true. If he loses he loses to Merab then it's proven they were protecting and pushing him.
If he beats merab, convincingly, then technically it means they were actually protecting everyone else from him. It's just the way she goes.
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Stipe will heem.
Volkov will zeem.
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The Jews took this from you
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>>144266914
Post your sources, this sounds interesting
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>>144266991
>NOOOO PLS MISTA GODne DON'T -ACK!!!!!!
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>>144267236
Yeah we're fucked volkov bros...
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>>144267107
It was a different time when people believed that a dominant champ must have an immediate rematch when they lost their belt
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>>144267199
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sycii9j6wzs
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uhhhh......... Ganecels????????????? Care to explain this?
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Conor
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>>144267453
He's about to land a scissor heel hook it seems.
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>>144267453
AI pic
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>>144267481
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>>144267529
>>144267529
>>144267529
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ahem



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