SL are 1/0 in reply to Eng's 325
YFO (Yank Flags Out)
Second for trust fundsMaharashi rain coats Bouldering And terrariums
>Andrew Flintoff has been appointed as the England Men's Lions head coach for the next year
what's for lunch lads?
3rd for Palestine
>>144261642Shipyard IPA
just seen neek keir is in bard's hometown (dubiln)
>>144261642had some hot dogsgoing out to the shop now for beers if you need anything
>>144261684>when you have to debate rishi
haunting article headlining on the beebwe truly live in a society
national budget idea: turn all council estates into fire traps to relieve pressure on the welfare budget
Anyone else think life used to seem more real?Nothing actually makes sense any more Bouldering is we poor souls have
it might have 'seemed' real but it never wasthis is simply the fleeting, material world
>>144261720He got absolutely verbally massacred desu Rishi just dominated him Keir isn't very bright unfortunately. And he's weirdly big and wrinkly Can't bring myself to vote Tory maybe I should have
Reminder there are rich children who have had terrible upbringings who need a massive amount of inheritance
reminder - certain man's only become a rightwing chud because got dumped by Hiba and the jeeta
first 2 A Perfect Circle albums just hit differentthey solved 2000s nu-alt-metal or whatever that was
Why is he banning smoking in clubs lmao That's actually ridiculous Would like to hear what dave gahans or Gary numan has to be say about that Absolute tyranny I wouldn't exist if it weren't for smoking areas
answered your first line with the last lol
>>144261895not right wing chud at all judge men by the content of their character
>>144261929ok fat neek address me again when you finally hit 6 pull ups without becoming a sweaty pumped mess
the disrespect shown towards scotland with this scheduling is quite disgusting hopefully the fact aussies have struggled to beat them should change things
was just a friendly gotteming post mate, no need to have a full on seethe
Sinking a ghost ship
zachy rigs pics to post on /fit/ just like he rigs polls to post on /cric/. expected bard to be here saving us from this as there's a test match in play
What the fuck is your deal dude. You are so fat and Anglo Just leave your laptop for once please
I could KO you stiff zacky you little prick, and i'd give it good to your boyfriend bard too
Bard lost Shit went down like Georgia without the rigging
>zackyFOY
australia vs scotland memebash
Cooper Connolly, one of Australia's finest
Zachary is a male name of Hebrew origin that means "remembered by God" or "the Lord recalled". It comes from the Hebrew name Zechariah and the Greek name Zacharias.
scotlel doing alri'
Modern cricket is dire
>>144262102they really do be servin' the usa
WHAT A FUCKING BRAINLET RUN SHIT LANKAGET THE FUCK OFF THE PITCHYOU FUCKING MONG
just want Sri Lanka to be competitive again like they were 2006-2009
>>144262148yeah it's awful desu and I enjoy your insight with this gimmick so many of these Aussie /TV/ posters may as well be yanks Wish we had the navy we used to have so we could invade Australia and kick some sense into retards
>2pm >bad light fucking hell
>woakes bowling spin
bazball elevating cricket to new heights
he's bowling offbreaks lmaothey're doing this whole death of cricket thing as some inside joke aren't they
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/1975_Australian_constitutional_crisisForever servin the USA
Look at this spud playing for Australia
GET A HAIRCUT CONNOLLY YOU HIPPY
Bored of the foreplay Let's cut to the chaseJust want it to kick off nowWant to make fun of ol bingos body in an eastern Poland bunkerThe more vodka you feed me the braver I'll get
Bored of the foreplay Let's just do it
Heres my opinion, if someone pays to watch the Australian cricket team play they should actually see the Australian cricket team, not Cooper Connolly and Xavier Bartlett
GONE GOTTEMFUCK OFF
Jesus Christ I need to be careful to not be a communist sympathiser on Facebook My grandad would actually hate me for that Jesus Christ
>>144262408t. servin the (((USSR)))
JOSH HULL LETS GO SON
Or would he Maybe not
just saw a youtube comment that was from '18 years ago' and had a bit of an internal crisis lmaocan remember when that site started and we'd share vids on msngrim
Reckon you could see better offies at club level than what Woakes dished out?>>144262408My old man has gotten full redpilled off Twitter, have to steer convos away from Jewish control of the state to how shit he thinks Popey and Bash are
scotland falling apart in the real cricket
(I am a communist sympathiser, by the way)
>>144262467>Real cricketDidn't know the Hundred had a Scotland team
Might become an anarcho-communistSeems the biggest brained relief system
sri lanka are outbazzing >us desu
Win butler looking mf
I have my hobby. It's bouldering But I need an interest Anarcho-communism or British small mines?
You're not that serious about bouldering, you're a pretender, you're a phony
Reminder that the Dilscoop was invented by Sri Lanka
Max Hastings' work is an interest
>>144262555You're wrong mate climbing overhang is like crack to me
>>144262287the formula needs a modifier for how many runs they scored too, cook's brains would turn into melted icecream the last few years of his career lmao
>>144262564Good author
chin up lad heregave zachy the keys to unlock v5 by telling him to take pull ups seriously and now he mentions it in every other postreckon I have a good tip to get him past the v6 line as well but going to let him try it solo for a bit longer before revealing it. watch this space
How odd I can have all this inside me and to you it's just words
Corrr.
>it's literally about a black dogKEK all this time I thought that was a metaphor for depression or something
michael atherton seems like a cunt
https://www.cnn.com/2024/09/05/china/china-africa-forum-xi-speech-aid-pledge-intl-hnk/index.html
>Anglo in charge of Africa Pillages. Destroys>China in charge of Africa Presents mutually beneficial business ideasGee I wonder who will win in the end here
Next time if Sri Lanka could just forfeit the test and save everyone some time that'd be appreciated
>>144262564the type of people who constantly bang on about the same author over and over are the type of people who don't really read much but like to pretend they do
thought zach was redpilled on there being no good films or music in current year. not sure why he's pushing this flick so much
anyone watching the cricket
yeah mate, scots on the ropes
I am watching rugby league then union at 4then footie at 5but criccy on laptop ye
>>144262783Black Dog is kino
That looks nice .
>best Bouldering gym known to man in city Bloc >Mercury prize winnersBased promised land
Aussie bros..
lmao are aussies losing to scotlel
she'll be right mate
>>144263496a dark day for australian cricket, perhaps even darker than the day they were caught cheating in slow-mo 4K
I have decided I am going to become like a cool carefree bro
got to share the statpadding around, reckon it's time for tim david(?) to prove that the selectors aren't just a bunch of retarded alcoholics throwing darts at map of qld and wa
So annoying when you can't smoke a cigarette because you have bottomed out and you don't want lung cancer When I was in Colombia I would light up at like 5pm listening to pumped up kicks
>>144263634566 btw
>>144263634>light up>not listening to boys light up?https://youtube.com/watch?v=Avw1ddNHKmE
"""quit""" 5 years ago, every time I have a ciggie these days I feel utterly disgusted.
>>144263643I'm not that laptop thumbing neek
>>144263696no but Steven May
laptop thumbing neek or toothpick armed neek it's all the same
zachy is a former degenerate smoker? yikes
'za for tea lads
>Theatron is a gay bar, dance club, and nightclub complex in Bogotá, Colombia founded in 2002>It is the central point of the gay community of Bogota and is located in the central part of the Chapinero locality, the focus of the city's gay scenethis was his go to spot and he thinks it's absolutely fine
Yeah mate You go sister. spoken like a true Anglo fat neek that can't climb v3
*bangs pot*zachy for tea lads*waits at boat stop*
What's the point?
>>144264005It's too big to be gay We have been through this Why should I repeat myself? You fat little Anglo mong
>>144264023meth mostly
>>144264005well he is from brighton tbf
>too big to be gaysounds like turbocope nglanyway I think bard went there and confirmed it was full of blokes bumming each other on the dance floor
Yes mate you should definitely take the word of a narcissist who hasn't had sex in ten years as gospel
>>144264128/sp/ are laughing at us again
Id laugh at you as well you fat neek Lose weight, Anglo
How the fuck do you drop that you silly twit
I've seen enough, get that lanky telegraph pole out of the team
>the two dress shoes chads vs the two sneakers and suits cuck faggots
fun fact: in NZ, 'hull' is what they call a 'hill'
Hate anglos so much
*mangoes
>Puberty blockers a 'safe, effective and reversible' form of gender-affirming care, finds review triggered by Westmead Hospital investigation>An independent review commissioned by the NSW government in the wake of a Four Corners story into gender-affirming care for children has found that puberty suppression treatment is still "safe, effective and reversible" but calls for more long-term quality research, acknowledging the strength of evidence is low.>The NSW government commissioned the report by the Sax Institute in the wake of a Four Corners report into gender-affirming care and a growing dispute among some clinicians in NSW about what was best for children with gender issues, as a polarising and sometimes toxic debate over the gender "affirmation" model plays out around the world.>Gender-affirming care can include puberty blockers to suppress puberty for young people distressed by their changing body. In some cases, this is followed by cross-sex hormones to change people's bodies to align with their gender.>A Four Corners investigation into Westmead Children's Hospital's troubled gender clinic revealed it had only seen three new patients as of July last year and was struggling to operate in the wake of a string of staff resignations linked to the publication of controversial research endorsed by the hospital hierarchy.pretty sure if it's blocked it's not reversible by definition but okay troonalists
Love mangoes Don't like anglos
>>144264884doubt anyone cares, is gay/fl/ dead champ?
>>144264957>doubt anyone cares about children being brainwashed and sterilisedfuck off back to tel aviv thanks
>don't likewell it's better than 'ate. simple as
This is literally me
oops wrong pic
>>144265368you're thinking about children's genitals too much. I'd suggest stopping.
>>144265585>you should stop caring about other people?
>>144265545Meds on ol bingo wingsOne day you will be be able to do 170% bw pull ups like your Welsh hero zachy
my arms are bigger than your legs, nevermind those twiglets attached to your shoulders
>>144262737So based
>>144265744you can't do 10 pull ups you fat Anglo retard Back to your cage now, wrinkloid
https://youtu.be/gIERRH7VkRw?si=daD7q8yn4y04SJi_And?
fightstar
haha that's great man!
how the actual fuck did we let sri lanka go from 93-5 to 211-5FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK
>>144266605Big fan https://youtu.be/-XKISfh9aek?si=dWzFxxFN0DqFU-B8
>>144266605dire and ruined the last meetup even more than the zachysperg v countystreamsperg sperg off
getting a bit tired of this bad light meme
You'll come waltzing Matilda with me
there were a band i used to like from leeds this is them, forward russia, all their songs were just numbersfancied the drummer (female)they never made it really but saw them at reading festival + then the next day in cardiff when i was younger had a pint with them after the gig they were impressed with the dedication to see them so soon after reading and nice people toohttps://youtu.be/SriWLxEGrY8?si=4H2iqzN6oMAggrjAhttps://youtu.be/ueGVE9oxsvM?si=bodRjXEFwwWpwK8Kthanks for reading
the drummer
great i get drunk and everyone on /cric/ abandons me again
>>144268018
>>144270477I'm here mate
She must be starting to realise by now the sheer magnitude by which she fucked up. Must look down at her roast beef slaps and be like where is the rich one who smelled good now. It would be funny if it wasn't such a complete disaster. Absolute farce
>>144270929who
>>144270806thanks mate
Bouldering tomorrow l reckon
>>144270784post cat
the vet scares her
https://youtu.be/YNkbgumvYyA?si=dJ4ctpT11_gqDe58This song will be blaring out as I fluke my first v6 overhang at city bloc Leeds
Leeds is based
>>144271138wait what is the red and green spray hope she is ok
based leeds underrated music scene
>song uploaded 13 years ago >only 13 likes fuck its depressing. they deserve better.https://youtu.be/yKMQaySOvPM?si=xT13J6ZZ_4XNlCbq
love Leeds me
another band i used to likehttps://youtu.be/omf5fmbd-KY?si=SzYJ1Xs78uH8vpmK
Excellent food
'chabin bla x
Poo
>>144271299those are disinfectants mateshes a ok
>>144271528drunken beef for me pls m8
HAHAHA don't check the PARSIQ price Pack up boys, we are going home
All we had to was listen
>>144271618glad shes alrigh'
https://youtu.be/LV2Ux3O_XRc?si=RyH8oxJXdWW1KTgXhad no idea ryan gosling made this tune in his spare time with an autistic mate wtf
Howling
>>144272003kek two things are funny about this >racism >someone got so angry on /cric/ they reported youboth make me want to kill myself for how pathetic they are
>>144272087you forgot the Reddit app notification
>Inaugural Saudi Snooker Masters champion, how does that sound Probably means fuck all to him compared to the 500gs
>>144272003>27%>gps on>bluetooth on>mobile on>wifi onNext Jay Slater
>boulderer is also redditor>every such case
Is there no fantasy sports cricket? I checked yesterday, but it seemed to be mostly gambling related, which was not what I was looking for.
fuck it's almost 9/11
>fantasy sportsspeaking of reddit
>>144274374Dream11?
no i said 9/11 champ
>>144274852https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xHrcN8JcnJY
Anyone wanna fight
>>144283310no but Steven My
>>144283310>>144285315meant no but Steven May
>>144261613RUINS YOUR TEST MATCH
GAW is the law
what a career
>>144288287what sport did he play
>>144288307meth mostly
>>144261613
>>144288287only had one good year (2017) tbqh, bang average otherwise
GONE GOTTEMFUCK OFF PRICK
Don't think that was what Sri Lanka were planning on going into day 3
Match starts at 11 am there ? Not even 10 or 10.30 am ?
lots of interest in the test match as always lmaothe hundred won, it's not even close anymore
HULL YOU BEAUTY FUCK OFF SHIT REVIEWITS OUT YOU WANKER
DROPPEDYOU FUCKING TWAT STONEIDIOT
Olly Stone definitely dropped that on purpose because Hull dropped one off him yesterday
Thought Hull and Stone were supposed to be quick
GONE GOTTEM9 DOWNFUCK OFF ONE MORECOME ON ENGLAND
>drops a catch off Hull>takes a wicket to deny him any chance of a 5ferStone what an absolute cunt
Being honest lads, how many overs do you think it'd take you to get Fernando or Kumara out?
what is a winning lead
yes yes this is all very good fellas howeverremember 4-1 and IT.LOOMS
that is all
good, yfo yourself now then m8
DUCKETT YOU FUCKING FUCKWIT
vpn spammer desperately trying to keep his /cric/ ban in italy thread alive I noticevery lonely thread desu no one biting
GOTTEN IT
CLEANUP ON AISLE ENGLELOLLIE POOPED
fuck me here we go
GONEFUCK OFFBACK TO THE VATICAN
where's menulad
Can sl win if root goes too soon ?
>>144291677Minnowbashing make a wish FRAUD
>>144291289KL Rahul bin laden
fucking hell lads
>englel
bad light lads, shut it down
we're only 70/6 because it's pitch black desu
>>144290594>AISLE ENGLELI see what you did there, splendid!
live view from london, good god shut it down before someone dies!
Ahhh this is the England I remember
83/7 doesn't seem ideal but SL are so bad it's prob already enough h-haha
just bought a vindaloo and naan in spoons and this is what they brought out to me.
very touching for england to return to pre bazball, something for the purists
>>144292304looks like injera fella Ethiopian not Indian x
imagine being such a poof that you recognise the difference between Indian and Ethiopia food lmao
>>144292413Bingo i was just about to say that's an Ethiopian roti fucking gormless a*glo shitter trying to distract from englel's humiliating a*glo shitterball fuckup should fuck off back to /br*t/
>>144292435but bard can do that
Smith remembered that Sri Lanka are shit
>gashnayakethey should give that madushanka lad a go in tests
40 more runs and it's a winning score let's be real
>>144292544It probably already is a winning score
>hmmm, we have the opposition 7 down for under 100 and have taken five wickets in an hour, should we continue with this line>No, that batsmen bowled bumpers at me earlier, I'll instead throw down some short stuff Why are bowlers so retarded?
>shit lankaStalin was right about them. India, that is Bharat, should just invade them and teach them some cricket tactics
>>144292711200,000,000 Indians would die failing to take Galle
>>144292750Akshually Tamil Tigers were the most effective guerilla fighters possibly in history. They fucked up by being too good at it and trying to become a convential army.
>tfw too good at fighting to be good at fighting
yeah they aren't getting a 200 scoreboring game on the cards just when a test match threatened to get somewhat interesting for once
219 to win. If Shit Lanka don't promote Kamindu i'm taking the tube to Wembley to slap some Lankans
>>144293242shall remember this post when sri lanka romp home
DRS 9 - 0 >pope
I just really really want Sri Lanka to win, bros.
We're getting absolutely Bazzed
uhhh?? wrinkly anglo bros????
Fuck up Zachy
>>144294155This but just really want a*glo shitters to lose
>>144294734Uhmmm you are either an anglo or an anglo bitch for being in the UK
you now remember Gundappa Vishwanath
I am now here
O LAWRD!!!! BAD LIGHT CALL IT OFF!!
>Missed whitewash award They aren't pak to bottle in the final moments
>a*glo shitters make an a*glo shitter captain>possibly the worst captain witnessed in test cricket historyReminder a*glo shitters need a foreign born captain to lead them, like India's Nasser Hussein
hello
Reminder Zachy needs to repeat the same gimmick over and over again because no one gives him attention
yeah, he's been repeating v4 for about 6 months now lmao
>Nasser Hussein: IndianRevived englel cricket from their nadir of a succesion of a*glo shitter captains>Vaughan: a*glo shitterFluked an Ashes victory (never won a test with McGrath in the team). Never won Down Under. Never won in p*kshitstan (Nasser did)>Strauss: South African>Andy Flower: ZimbabweTwats but won Down Under>CookShitter>pootShitter>Eoin Morgan: IrishWC winner>ButtlerShitter>Stokes: peeweeBazball merchant
>lose match>probably lose the story>nobody actually cares / realises because test cricket is dead>still won seriesfeelsgoodman.webm
>nadirA word only Zachy usesOnce again exposing his persona
I need to find a new vaginaAny kind of new vaginaIt's hard to rhyme a word like vaginaCalvin Klein, kind of, North Carolina
obviously we are all waiting for the New Zealand vs Taliban test
>a*glo shitter copeAlways hilarious
always rated kumara
Sri Lanka is for a*glo shitters that secretly love India, thst is Bharat, but don't want to admit it
>>144298311we're all just waiting for the hundred now
pavement
not a good band matealso boomer rock at this point
>>144298056*mentally disintegrates a*glo shitters*
fuck up zachy
Umm Engsissies. How do we cope?
They should have a half time show at every test match featuring a famous pop star
not into tits personally
Thoughts?
>>144315057you won't find many of those in here iykwim
/cric/ without cricket is like the tide without the moon
This has been a bouldering and assorted faggotry general for like 2 years mate
Why was kane smileson removed from captaincy?
Corr count of Monte cristo (2024) on this week
more of a the count of monte cristo (2002 film) man me