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>>144271925Dead sport
>>144271935mfw i watch boxing
oooooooo apex sloppa
>>144271982Honestly not terrible.
should i be a fat fuck and order some ice cream for this comfy heemday?
>>144271982bet the beer is $16
>>144271982That ain't slop
>>144272033Absolutely
>>144272033You earned it and deserve it
>>144272083That’s a beer? Looks like piss desu
>>144272148It's probably a lager.
START THE CARD OFF WITH FORGOTTEN TUF SLOP
It’s 2024 yet we still have Apex fight nights. Fuck Dana and the UFC for being so cheap.
HEEM I NEED YOU TO GET EXCITEDTHE HEEMS ARE ONHEEM BLESSWE ARE HEEM
>>144271982Joe Rogan's carnivore diet platter, you only need this one thing, don't eat the rest of the day! With Cheat Beer. (tm)
Gilbert Burns vs. Sean BradyJessica Andrade vs. Natalia SilvaSteve Garcia vs. Kyle NelsonMatt Schnell vs. Cody DurdenTrevor Peek vs. Yanal Ashmouz
>>144272148Its totally flat so not draught
Trevor Peek's opponent is an Israeli Muslim
>>144272227Sean BradyJessica AndradeSteve GarciaCody DurdenYanal Ashmouz
are they wearing TUF shorts with UFC gloves? kind of refreshing desu
WE lagging.
>>144272227BradySalviaGarciaDurdurAshypoo
>dad walks in
Stuck in a Chicago hotel streaming the heems while the missus visits family.What kinda slop should i order?
>>144272335you're in chicago so some kinda chicago beef sandwich bro
>>144272335A hooker
>>144272335james vick
sex with mrs. o'malley
>>144272335whatever make you brap the most
>>144272388ewww brazza
>>144272388i get why he has an open relationship
>>144272335Pommes dauphine with tartar and some lamb chops
>>144272388She lets Sean fuck other women.
>>144272388she fucks other dudes
>>144272270please refrain from entering the rock child
>>144272388She fucks other men while Sean watches from the closet
>>144272388She eats 12 tacos in one sitting
hem tappy
tappy
Ronda Lousy
>>144272388I'd get drunk and creampie her tbqhwy.
OHHHHH WEEEM TAPPY WHO GIVES A FOOK
this season of TUF fighters looks legit 2bh
Your move Canada.
>>144271982propa scran innit
why isnt she live yet?
Ramaska worst TD defense in all of UFC
>>144272227BurnsSilvaNelsonSchnellPeek
I'd just not tap.
>>144272388is this a jokeyou dont even need an income for this quality of goblina what the fuck sean
cage Warriors style waste of a fight
>>144272595definitely low level
>>144272536if only you weren't mentally ill and knew what it says about you to have a picture like this saved on your computer
>>144272388>HER?!
>>144272388I think she cleaned my hotel room the other day
commie
>>144272388The kids a superstar.
>Petroski>claims American>commie flag tathope the other guy wins
Petroski will always be the guy who KO'd himself on Malkoun's hip.
budka looked like shit yesterday at weigh ins, petroski should sub him quick unless he gasses
I hate the commie tattoo faggot. I hope he gets ko'd again.
Not watching slapNEVER watching slap
>>144272633It's saved on my phone thoughbeit.
Watchin' SLAPAlways watchin' SLAP
>>144271982Looks good but i bet is like 500 dollars.
Meerschaert won that fucking fight...
That burns promo look like he is hanging them up
>made khamzat chimaev look human... before anybody else didkek what an inbred rat
>POST WALKOUT SONGhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CndH1LFPcDw
>>144272388
will Dana get his black belt on tonight's broadcast?
>>144271982Do you think you'll see Dana
>>144272388Fucking grim, I'm an ugly manlet and I pull better.
>>144272817isn't that his sister?
>>144272856Is that a problem in Montana?
>>144272856it's his hairdresser and the goblina is cropped out kek
>>144272856no this is
>>144272856what are you doing step bro
Decent calves
>>144272817whats her @
Ahhh fuck im taking a bad shit are they fighting
>>144272905She looks like she STINKS of endo
communism will win
>>144272856No it's his sidepiece
ayo that's my butt cuh
oooooooohhh
literally any one of us could shag o'malleys wife if we just tried hard enough
anything good on the prelims or should i tune in later?
>>144273087Nice. She could make you enchiladas after too.
bums, could take them on any rainy night at the pub to be honest.
>>144273101Just go to bed mate, get an early night.
>>144272978his last fight was kino bizarre ending
>>144273119
>>144273128>BedI only woke up 4 hours ago
I'd vote for him
>>144273147you deserve a nap
>>144271925Fuck Dana
>>144273101Andre Lima (undefeated prospect)Isaac Dulgarian (crazy freestyle wrestling, arguably robbed in his lone split decision loss)return of Chinese prospect Rongzhu, who is mostly a finisher when he winsPeek/Ashmouz is gonna be a sloppy banger brawl with neither guy taking a step backthe whole main card should be solid
>>144273166pass
Watched Under Siege for the 1st time in decades. Was a lot shitter than I remembered. Erika Eleniak's tits were the only good thing about it.
>>144273152bruh, he looks so annoying to be around
>>144273152>McGregor all in pennyaldos personal spaceLol.
>>144273235>posting here without watching the sportsadly there are many such cases
>Contender is the new TUFReal great insight there Dom
>>144273134faggot!
Trevor Peek will 10/7 an israeli
>NO! STOP! WHEN THE ROUND ENDS YOU NEED TO STOP HITTING EACH OTHER OK!!?We seriously (like for real) need to get rid of the cage jannies.
>there is at best 5 posters ITT heem is fucking DEAD
>>144273152okay McGregor, annoying the shit out of Renaldo is pretty based
gg petroski wins the fight ends in this position
>communism winsI'm sick to my fucking stomach
>>144273357im watching the sport of mixed martial arts right now, my mind is too occupied with keeping track of the techniques and artistry to focus on posting
what. a. fight
if this wasnt the apex the boos would be deafening
Andre petroski. Isnt that the dude who got finished by a hip dive?
I’m only here to watch natalia and demonpopulous
This is why quick stand up rules are stupid. Guys like Budka who just hold the other guy on top of them and hope the ref steps in shouldn't be rewarded.
>>1442733574 after this post. Im out.
Damn Bellator is cooking with these fights!
>>144273435some dude is humping another dude you fuckin jackass
>get taken down>do everything to keep your opponent on top of yougenius fight iq from bumka
cut them both
>>144273357We had this activity level for a while now and yet recent analysis reveal we are still the most active sp thread.Cope.
Allow headbutts
Awful fight, both bums should get a NC and get cut heemediately.
cut this commie bum
Dana should cut both of these guys because he wouldn't sign them if they performed this way on TUESDAY NIGHT
why have all the cards sucked lately? is it the new gloves?
>>144273357I just finished watching the speed chess championship what did I miss
>>144273493all the internet is dead
>>144273508the sport is dead and populated by bums
>>144273511Slow chess
>>144273511little nerd bitch
>>144273508>>144273522the sport is just passing you by but you're trying too hard to hang on to it because you don't know what else to do
>>144272227BradySilvaGarciaDurdenPeek
*enters thread to thunderous cheers*
>>144272227BurnsAndradeGarciaDurdenPeek
joe pyfer mmm sexy ass motherfucker
>>144273513I blame poofc being in the till and halfway flushed. I've been watching every card for years and I'm starting to consider apex shart nights about as "must watch" as smellator. I might actually tune into that instead.
>>144273532That is just some projection owed to your subjective experience which doesn't reflect my own experience unfortunately for you, sir
what are we doing during the wmma break lads
I actually like Petroski
How do you even win in chess I'm a beast at checkers but the difference with chess is you gotta make 1 piece not be able to move anywhere and I'm good at getting the pieces like in checkers but chess idk man that's fucking boring like I don't care enough to find the ways to stop the king from moving like why would I memorize all that crap
I love Joe "Pipin;" Pyfer
>>144273593im playing pokemon showdown
>pissbreak alreadyim barely watching the fights as is b. tawlmbout a snooze night here fr fr deadskullemoji
>>144273606ive seen his penis
>>144273593gonna open an anatomy textbook and weem my meng to the female form
>>144273606bro schaub posting is nearly as cringe as wearing furfag shit in public
>>144273591well it's either that or you're an untrained retarded moron who is watching a sport he doesn't understand whatsoever because only an idiot who's never stepped foot into a gym would say there are only bums now (suggesting the average level is lower than it has been in the past)so which one is it? is the sport no longer for you or are you a retard who can't admit that so he copes by saying it's the sport that's dying, not his dimwitted interest in it?
>>144273626so has your bitch
>>144273593Fixing some heemsnacks
>>144273532first part is probably right but i've pretty much let go already only reason im watching this one is because it's early
good chance to go get some breakfast
>>144273600key to getting good at chess is playing 1v1 against yourself until you can consistenetly checkmateheem.
>>144273654hope you choke
>>144273640I ain't giving you the argument that you crave so badly my sad lonely american friend, you'll have to settle for this (you)
I base my WMMA bets on which fighter I'd rather see sexually dominating the other
someone post the schaub penisI looks kinda like this iirc
>>144273595whyfor?
>>144273703>mfw the nord, whose cultural is built on being socially retarded until relationships automatically form after 20 years of seeing the same person in your town, calling me sad and lonelyoh my cute little viking princey poo
Going to pick up a pizza, you boys want anything?
>>144273744Difference is you crave social feedback whereas we're accustomed to not having it. Lonely is a feeling, not an objective state. (must kill you that I'm both smarter and definitely more handsome than you)
>>144273654what are you making? i just ordered some ice cream. the flavor is peanut butter cup perfection
>>144273760I don't want pizza get something else
>>144273760can you get me one with pepperoni and jalapenos? thanks
>>144273760I'm good, just picked up a pizza of my own.
>>144273769>admits to being socially retardedmy work here is done mr. smart and handsome acromegaly boobie boo
>>144273760Cook your own food! Something healthy, fatso!
>>144273640You are such a projecting loser lmao you have this mental breakdown EVERY single weekend bud
I'd have sex with both of these women but I've also stuck my dick in a watermelon so the bar's not high
kek
Cryin' like a bitch. Nobody cares if a woman broke the rules.
>>144273744>tfw high iq autist 100% norwegian>entire bloodline is designed to be suicidal in a cold shithole, hate literally every moment of life, get some random bitch pregnant in my cold shithole town when were both 35>die in late 80s, having hated every fucking moment of it all its surreal to think I cant even live another way its genetic I was born for this
angry hooker
>>144273810i'm flattered and disturbed that you're here so much that you can recognize my few posts per week, even knowing my schedule as far as what day i tend to post on
She actually did have her fingers in the glove
SORRY BITCH BACK TO STRIPPING KWAB
i do not like wmma or swedish cowards or black americans
based cheater
>>144273760Yeah some pad thai and beef wellington
>trying desperately to win an internet argument about nothing >others are socially retarded, not me
>>144273760May I request an pineapple pizza
>>144273856I'd finger her glove if you catch what I'm drifting
sheem? mercy
>>144273798I'm really sorry you have acromegaly and gynecomastia anon. If you were smart like me (30+ cm penis) you'd know that any given insult divulged by an individual is merely projected insecurities, god bless
>>144273760Ill have another durum doner. Just finishing mine up but im fiending for another one to be honst, mhm.
rare hue W
>>144273858MMA guru?
fingerbanged
>>144273848Damn bud almost like youre a weirdo who has the same mental breakdown every weekend for your only attention in lide
The ref is also Brazilian that's what they're going to do, they're dirty fucking Brazilians. They're going to fucking cheat like that.
That whore had enough robbery wins to warrant this kind of loss
I still think Steve Irwin could have been the LHW champ
>Well you gotta defend the armbarDominic Cruz telling it like it is.
>>144273876yes yes we all know you get off to being bullied online and irl
>>144273909
>>144273917how would he do against brendan 'the sting' schaub?
>quick female fightwhat a gift thank you mma gods
peach of a fight
Brazilians and blatantly cheating. Iconic duo
>>144273914>admits to actually being that type of personlmao gg no re
>>144271935we'll see next saturday
kek she was using that glove for rockclimbing
>>144273923you must be underage
>>144273934he would have won via submission (oil check)
>>144273883>any given insult divulged by an individual is merely projected insecurities>comes up with gynecomastiasocially retarded with saggy moobs is rough bro i'm sorry
>>144273948Im sorry you have no friends to share this slop with buddy :(
Cheating is the only relevant skill in this fake non-sport
>>144272570one of the best things ever made on here. laugh everytime.
Brandon Schaub
>>144271982Lobsta pasta looks like THAT??
>>144273917>Steve IrwinLiterally who?
Crying to the ref about your fingers in your gloves is a verbal submission
>>144273798lol burgers are more retarded than swedes tho
>>144274012One of the greatest post-enlightenment whites. Top 10.
remember who the GOAT is when his sons fight in the main event tonight
>>144273994i'm sorry you have no friends to ever distract you and so you chose to try discerning posting patterns of anonymous posters so you can assign personalities to people and feel social. i'll be happy to grace your life next saturday as well while you don't watch the sport and beg for my (You)s
>>1442740122006 KWABOTY winner
>>144272973whats endo?
If schaub bothered to cut to LHW he would’ve beaten jones and taken his legacy
>>144274012Crocodile Dundee's son
>>144274005:)
>>144274037you son of a whore
pakimutt vewy angwy tonite >:(
>>144273963i'm 63 years old bubba>>144274022allah silence you!
power slap but instead its running tomahawk elbowswe'll call it POWER HEEM
When the opponent cheats, it's your fault because you didn't defend against cheatingAlso, underhooks
>>144274030Okay but how do you get this hurt by Belal Muhammad of all people
>>144274037>KWABOTY winnerkek. anyone have a webm of someone KWABing so i can save it as that
>>144274034What time next weekend are you going to cry alone that your efriends dont like your dopamine slop?
>>144274078>>144274030those strikes arent even taking off 1/4 of 1% hp
The swedish incel obsessed with lesbians has gotta be one of the weirdest posters here
kek what a cheating retarded Brazilian whore she cheated vs booba girl too hope
>>144273152Love this annoying neurotic leprechaun like you wouldn't believe...
>>144274094when i feel like it, and i look forward to knowing you will recognize me once again because you have devoted your life to this particular friend simulation. thanks for keeping the thoughts of me alive anon kun
>>144274102hes a fag trying to get men hard.
>just go by singular namethat's aura
fucking insane to me how the english are attempting to revise history by claiming MMA as theirs because some gypsies fought in a barn 200 years ago
>>144274085based fetish based gimmick
>>144274079
>>144274135I invented MMA
>>144274118>admits to crying because of 4chanThat's a KWAB
>>144274137yep thats the one KEK
any lads in vegas rn willing to put bispings lights out for good in the car park?
>fake crowd noises>lab bread bioweapon muttsYep, sounds like a Fight Night at the APEX
sichuan? like the sauce? basedhe will lose
>>144274156id heem you stiff manlet
i bet on every chinese fighter, it will eventually pay dividends
>>144274164god I hate bongspeakdoes that mean blowjob or not
>>144274137I would simply sprint at cruz and chase him around the ring if I have to, it's not like he can inflict any damage on a grown man. People fall for his stupid games too much.
>>144274158>admits to always being here and assigning personalities to peoplethat's a bwab - 1
Faber is a CCP agent
Linkin Park's new singer is ass, I don't even listen to them, I just want to voice my objectively correct opinion.
>>144274175>bread
>>144274179if you asked me to draw a gook this is what id draw
>chinese dude with a praying hands tattooweirdly based
>>144274156Should've invented K1 instead then you would've been cool
>>144274179Ah, a fan of Albrecht Dürer I see.
>>144274200It's definitely suspicious that all the chinese guys end up at his gym and get personally cornered by faber.
>>144274203didn't they replace chester bennington with a gril
>>144274101cope
>>144274208can you say bread and bred in german? if your ancestors weren't traitors you would be able to.
>>144274175>lab bread
>>144274222yes, and she's ass
>>144274199Incorrect but I did assign KWABOTY to you
ITS MY NIGGA FROM THE WU TANG!THE YIZHA!
>>144274203>>144274222She is also a scientologist
>>144274227this is the greatest german man of all time
>>144274214Christianity is only based for Chinese because if you do it wrong you can die or go to gulag.
>>144274225haha did he dump him on his head epic shit!!
>>144274239embrace it. you're going to think about me forever. i appreciate your dedication to this placeas the KWABOTY, i designate you as my KWABOTW minion
OHEEM TRICEREAL HEEMS NO GIMMICKS
>>144274271TWO TRAILER PARK BUMS HEEM ROUND THE OUTSIDE
>>144274219no it's not, they're all manletsso they go to manlet mecca - team alpha male
ok but for real who the FUCK are these FAGGOTS
>>144274259the fact that there's a good chance that Bennington and Cornell got offed because they went after child trafficking makes her being a cultist even more off putting to be honest
>Bread now goes mouldy instead of hard and stale
man its gonna be so crazy in 50 years when the chinese become obsessed with cuckery like the west
>>144274287>he doesn't know gabriel santosthe guy had two wars against lerone murphy and david onama, cazoid
>>144274270You're going to be here forever?
Was that a Karate Kid crane kick? kek
>>144274324>He doesn't know.
based ref BASED REF
>>144274325THE and THE? Shiiiiiet
>>144274203I'm just glad they are pissing on that faggots grave to shamelessly rake in tour money>I TRIED SO HARD AND GOT SO FAR>AND IN THE END>it doesn't really matter....
>>144274312they definitely killed themselves. they weren't killed. in retrospect the two guys releasing back to back albums of "I'm Going To Kill Myself (For Real This Time)" finally killing themselves is not surprising
>>144273730>>144270097
>>144274331idk but i do know you'll be here looking for me the whole time
Win or lose I’m gonna be a Yizha fan. Anyone who can take a beating like this makes for kino fights
>asian with zero defense but a good chin and recoverymy favorite trope
imagine getting front kicked and your entire race's "cool factor" is that you know kung fu LMFAO
this chinaman is pretty tough
>>144271925OH MY STARS AND GARTERS!!!!! Dana White-sama… you’re going to RAVISH my wife Brie, right in front of me as I’m helpless to do anything but watch? And you’re going to HARVEST her genetic material to CLONE her WOMB and EGGS?!?!!! Not just that, you’re going to perform an INCREDIBLY RISKY and INVASIVE surgery to IMPLANT said womb into my body?!?!!! You’re not even going to stop at one, or two… but create a veritable LEGION of brie’s cloned wombs and stuff DOZENS of them into my body, leaving me a SEVERELY DEFORMED MONSTROSITY that needs constant medication and an array of expensive machines working 24/7 to even keep me ALIVE?!?! Then you’ll invite EVERY SINGLE Black BVLL found in the ENTIRE UNIVERSE to DEFILE HER and treat her like a CUMDUMPSTER and FILL her with their seed?!? And the second their sperm successfully INSEMINATES one of her eggs, you’re going to TELEPORT it into one of my wombs and force me to bring the BASTARD CHILD to TERM?!?!!! What’s more, the EXTREME STRESS put on my body by unnaturally carrying DOZENS of cuckold pregnancies to term will DISABLE all my bodily functions and leave me a NEARLY BRAINDEAD VEGETABLE?!!?!!? What little consciousness I have left will be hooked up to a 24/7/365 LIVESTREAM of brie getting FUCKED and IMPREGNATED by other men and that’s all I will ever experience FOREVER until my DEATH?!!!?!!!! And ALL I have to do is amputate my own ARMS and LEGS with Charles Olivera's MACHETES, then perform a PENECTOMY on myself with NO ANESTHESIA??!!!?!!! What can I even say to such depravity… except YABBA DABBA DIPPITY DABBITY DOODLE DOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Get the popcorn, Ace and Hap!!!!!!!!! LETS GET STARTED DOC!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
>>144274356apologize to gabriel santos you mangy dwarf caz he's a good fighter
The Chinese are embarrassing as a country and a people
Extremely rare good reffing
>>144274371Nobody looks for you here or irl but we knew that..
Which fight should I skip to get get slop
>>144274396Foods nice though
in my final analysis prize fighting is futile
>>144274401yet you schedule my weekly posts in your mindokay you back-waddling foreverschizo
fight fairy looking ugly and boyish today
>>144274440>today
>>144274431I make you cry every weekend?
Bisping says so little by saying so much
Chinese submission expert?
>>144274324
>>144274455you cry out when you see me, idk about anything else. but i do very much look forward to being proven right the next time i post about subhuman cazoids and you immediately identify it because you can't stop watching this thread
>>144274455>>144274431are you faggots still making outSTOP it's grossing out the thread it sounds like"SLURP SLURP SLURP SLURP'
perfect time to remind everyone that Chael Sonnen lost to Jeremy Horn THREE TIMES
>>144274394I'm just breaking balls g, he's a legit contender for what I'm seeing.
Chinese fighters get an inferiority complex nerf when not fighting other Asians
Reckon Dana's ever fucked an intern in the Apex?
>>144274476You know is true love when a fat fuck shares their food/snacks.
bisbong is getting too comfortable he needs to lose another eye
>>144274488open wide anon
>>144274507Dana is a virgin
>>144274476https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x67jtMPfdTw
>>144274476
chama!
>>144274476>if yu onry knew how bad tings rerry arr
>>144274507Why do you ask?
>>144274478My insults are so good you repeat them back to me
>>144274522imagine the smell
Why is Santos trying to chimp out?
>>144274507If by "fucked" you mean getting creampied, then yes.
>>144274440asshole. shes going through some stuff at the moment. well get thorugh that little weight gain of hers like champs!
China? China will heem
>>144274514Fuck you, don't talk about my dad like that
Chinese guy just wants to have fun but this Brazilian ape doesn't understand
Kino fight
>>144274476Sad, you can tell from his facial structure and gormless expression that he’s retarded
>>144274507Dana has been creampied by multiple Jon Jones themed interns in the Apex
>>144274539whatever helps you dream about me anon. just be a good little pet and don't forget to (You) me up all day next card
Why is Santos acting like such a faggot?
>>144274549nobody wants to see your grindr selfies you stupid cunt
>>144274578macaco
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
You now remember #ShitHappens
>>144274578because we are in the Age of Homosexuality
>>144274577>please talk to me every weekend!!!Uhhhh no
>>144274578Brazilian, many such cases
>>144274578The Brazilian mind has been warped by their tribal ape DNA.
>>144274559fuck you retarded gajthe looking golem
>>144274572>gormlesshey alright amigo
Santos reminds me of a Nick Diaz hue
Why couldn't whites be the big monkey race why are whites the well balanced character build
>>144274606let's see :) you already can't get me out of your head and have memorized my posting style and schedule. you clearly need me
Yizha reminds me of that one chinese guy who isn't good
>>144274639Diaz was/is a natural Santos is trying too hard
you can tell brendan fitzgoy is sick of bozbing
how come picrel is the only good Chinese fighter?
>>144274662all of them?
>>144274649outside of slave stock they are generally quite average
>>144274662Elaborate
cut both these bums
>>144274693asylum demon looking ahh
>>144274649whites are literally bigger than blacks
>>144274692dude I grew up in Louisville Kentucky you can see double digit amounts of 6'5 niggers on a fucking walk to the store
Gabriel Santos is such a generic hue name
>>144274693:(
good fight should have been 40 rounds though
>>144274692>stock>>>/his/ haploautist
Circles by SAINT JHN
Santos is a fag, not boy status
>>144274684wmma has no competition
Why do they put these Road to UFC guys against legit killers who are just going to beat the shit out of them
>>144274649oh yeah Robelis Despaigne remember that bum my boy Waldo fraud checked that nigga
FOTN>>144274578Fuming that this guy is unheemable China power
Might have to unboy Santos after that one desu...
>>144274693you could probably cut her thigh with a sharp knife and she wouldnt even feel it
>>144274657>fag wishes it was inside a manGross
China only does well in sports that don’t matter ie the olympics
ashmouz opens the card
>no one on /heem/ knew about Gabriel Santos until todayEmbarrassing.
>>144274794>tf>tp
Wasn't 10-8 that's retarded
this hue is top 10 material
>>144274812When's Conor fighting?
Bisping on the anik adderal protocol
>>144274797I'd like to see Goddard brutally heemed to be quite honest with you /heem/
>>144274787>he is obsessed with an anonymous poster he identifies as a fagthank you pookie
>>144274832He doesnt even use drugs
>>144274834He would fuck you up Marvin
>>144274850Alcohol is a drug
>>1442748181st round was definitely a 10-8 for Santos
>>144274832Nah he just mentally tries to over compensate for his CTE which results in him over talking
>>144274747I meant the ones who weren't sent to america and bred as slaves, are quite average. Take your Mutt's Law fetish shit elsewhere bubba.
Nice little hue dance there
>>144274747and Im from philly and thats bullshit lol
>outtie belly button
i like this brazilian kid, hopefully hes not a thomas almeida
>>144274693In awe at the size of this lass.
>>144274834If you think that was early you didn’t see the aftermath. Patterson was fighting the invisible man and Goddard had to defend the clinch
Does anyone actually like the music of Bob Dylan?
FDS is a real one
>>144274847I identify you as a pedophile. Your projections of people wanting you explain your regular outbursts however.
Lima by heem tappy
>>144274834hey mr somalian that hates us
>>144274890come to Louisville you dumb fuck buncha freak niggers down here
Fight Fairy is so pretty I could cry b. Keeping my promise of not posting her ever again since she deleted my comments, not a good look on her part, but alas!
>>144274863Wrong, this isn't boxing retard
>>144274856Alcohol depresses the nervous system unlike Adderall, which stimulates it
>>144274891I hope youre not talking about a mans stomachI'd only care if it were a womensI can cum on her innie and the jizz would dry up and crust in there then I'd rub the hat of my penis inside it and get the crusty bits out and feed them to her
>>144274829he gave up fighting, hes going to be a politician now
>>144274941fucking creep talking about her armpits n shit, you are so deprived and cant keep it to yourself its sickening
>>144274920>identifies another as a pedophile while talking about projectionit literally could not get better my little honey bunny
>>144274834Same. Shit director, shit films.
They didn't show Minty
Star of david mouthguard
There are like 15 Santos’ on the UFC roster you guys gotta start using nicknames
>>144274974Filtered
>>144274902I know it was late, and I remember most of the times where he stopped early, he's an arrogant idiot
>>144274941This nigguh
>>144274971Your peak in life is being called a pedophile?
>>144274951alcohol initially, in a small amount will act as a stimulant
>>144274933philly is literally majority black and so is camden (95% black)Seeing anyone 6'5" is an anomaly and is absolutely nowhere near average, settle down with your cuck fantasies
>Santos>Santos 2
The Brady Burns
>>144274999>There he is
>>144274999Absolutely basedThis shit thread needed saving
>>144274969Youre OBSESSED with me m8.
>>144275008i'm sure you did your best interpreting that complicated 20 word post sweetie
Fight Nerds vs Chutebox 10v10 brawl
ufc treats Brazilians like an open-air slave market
mods do ur job
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dQw4w9WgXcQ
I need a (You)hit me with that shit shrimpslave
>>144275012People seem 6'5 when you're 5'6
>>144275011Yeah, but you can't go days consuming it while staying awake and sharp, unlike adderall (which is what anik and Megan consume the most)
>fight fairy seething againGod I love that bitch, mhm. Yeah, keep trauma dumping keep shitting on these bitches. She's one of a kind for real.
>>144275042thats in your brain and has not basis in reality helmut
Only a total moron has bet against Dos Santos.+140 underdog Dos Santos is free money.
>>144274951GODcohol is for real men only, liberals and commies cant hang.
>>144272978If he is russianHe is retarded Why worship the ideology that fucked up your country and culture
>you can't touch me during an armbar
holy shit it's Gabriel Dos Santoshe's a bbbeast
>>144275012You are turbo retarded fuck philly you can see a dozen 6'5 people in a 30 minute walk downtown Louisville Probably normal for philly too but youre just a giant fuckin retardDontale mayes is from Louisville btw We got big nigs here real big nigs
>>144275083i can
>>144275127You should call an exterminator or something
>>144275101Petroski is just really dumb and got it as a symbol of his russian heritage. He's really fucking stupid I've met him before in person
>>144274324They already are
>>144275107I trust her she's an expert at getting fingered
>>144275012The north has 5'9 nigs the south has 6'3 nigsThis is known
>>144275107she was 3 fingers deep in her glovethe grazilian cheated vs that other girl too
>>144275089Im litrally up 10 rounds in a 3 round fight (were not at championship level yet ok) in YOUR own head. Cawlmedy,
>>144275127No, its not. Again, settle down with the cuck fantasies
Felipe Dos Santos will lose because he's a low IQ retard
>>144275138If only
>>144275153cruz and bisping both confirmed it was all good and legal
>>144274885Other way aroundSome SSA groups like nilotics are the tallest on the planet alongside dutch and balkanersBut anyway, height ≠ size
>>144275173uh he went to war with Leroy Murphy and some other guy cazzie
sup heem bros, I was fixing something in the garagewhat have I missed?
Demopoulos is what we call in the hood a "basic bitch".
>>144275184>2 fuckin idiots who don't know the rules said it was okretard
>>144275186Yeah but they're lankloids.
>>144275166You are just making me think that philly is full of manlet pussies because Louisville is definitely full of big motherfuckers that scrap
>>144275186>muh tiny ass freak tribes vs. the bulk of the west african population
>>144275149Yes magical dirt makes them larger despite having the exact same goyslop fried soul food and mcdonalds diet, settle down and stop posting
>>144275157>lost in the sauce
Is dominick cruz the highest iq commentator? He's in absolute flow state right now
fence grabs are legal
>>144275012What the fuck this has to do with cuck fantasies Are you projecting ?You think of cucks when you see tall people ?Amerimutts are mentall ill feminine subhumans
>>144275192Dos Santos had an entertaining fight vs Manel Kape but got outclassedwhy are you so proud of posting in a thread dedicated to a sport you don't follow? you snitchin on yaself B
More cheating Brazilians
>>144275198I don't know I just tuned in hope that helps
10pts away for the fence grab. Do something ref!
>>144275212I will tell you a fact about America, the human sizes can vary greatly just by a 50 mile distance. You stupid fag.
Kek Lima grabbing the fence is why the guy bit him last time
>>144275208philly has one of the highest murder rates in the world and had over 500 murders in 2022, calm down flyover
>>144275206Thats what i saidHeight ≈ size>>144275210Westaf are the same shit as euro in general when it comes to sizeAnd africa isnt just westaf
>>144275228>not using your free eye poke(s), fence grab(s), and/or dick kick(s)newb
10-9 Dos Santos.Lima absolutely exposed.
some good fights already
>>14427525710-8 for grabbing the cage
>>144272227BurnsSilvaGarciaDurdenPeek
>>144275220its dey cultcha
>>144275208Lanklets are pussiesThey literally estrogenic like eunuchshttps://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Castrato
Bullshit that the guy was DQ for the bite honestly
>>144275213You think about my face while i dont even care to know how your ugly ass looks like!
>>144272227Sean BradyNatalia SilvaKyle NelsonCody DurdenTrevor Peek
>>144275215Dom in the booth on a day he's not being annoying is undefeated
>>144275246lol ive personally witnessed a murder in louisville
Why North Americans are such mentally ill estrogenic cucks ?
>>144275275germany, everyone knows you are one of the ugliest dudes. normal looking people don't obsess over 4/10 women online
>>144275218White americans have a weird fascination with black people and see them as borderline superhuman, because america is obsessed with niggers >>144275233lol no, it can vary by ancestry and midwest germoids are bigger than irish and italians here but it doesnt change much besides genetics
>>144275275>head cannon
>WOWWOWOWOW MY CITY HAS MORE MURDERS THAN YOUR CITYyet none of those gangsters rob banks or take down their tyrannical government because theyre fuckin low IQ cattle
dos santos has zero fight iq
>>144275246>amerimutt think this is goodLmaoGood you softening the job for us
>>144275320that's why governments prefer them to first worlders
>>144275320are you talking to me?
>>144275320This one hit home
>>144275320They lined up to rob chase
>>144275308>Muh geneticsIf that were true then why have modern humans grown so much compared to humans even only 100 years ago? Uneducated nigger.
>>144275306You're just another Fight Fairy hater. You obsess over legit GOLEMS like helen yee or eternal MEH-tiers like megan "average whore" olives b. Dont EVER talk to EVER again.
>>144275308if you go to rural counties you will find areas where all the country white boys are 6'3+ and 250lbsthere are areas with big motherfuckers in america and then there are areas with manlet bitches
>>144275346because they were told too you know....like... CATTLE
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>my crime filled shit hole is worse than your crime filled shit hole therefor it makes me an expert at something or something
>>144275306I dont care about this shit but dont americans consider north europeans to be good looking ?>>144275308Yeah they obsessed with niggersEither worship them or hate them>>144275320This
>>144275348Its bothIts a mix of a lot of thingsAnd people obsess way too much with this
>>144275348Nutrition, which still doesnt change the reality that germans tend to be a bit larger than irish and southern europeans. I could have grown up eating the same diet as a german kid but odds are I may be a bit shorter. Aside from hitting macros and calories needed it doesnt change that much unless theres a deficiency.
>>144275358But lanklet trannies are literally eunuchs you feminine estrogenic amerimuttFucking dickless cuck LMAOhttps://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Castrato
Get smooshed boy
