>Week Two #3 Texas v. #10 Michigan (Ann Arbor, MI) Colorado v. Nebraska (Lincoln, NE) South Florida v. Alabama (Tuscaloosa, AL) Arkansas v. #16 Oklahoma State (Stillwater, OK) Baylor v. #11 Utah (Salt Lake City, UT) Brigham Young v. Southern Methodist (Dallas, TX) Iowa State v. #21 Iowa (Iowa City, IA) #14 Tennessee v. #24 NC State (Charlotte, NC) >Week Three #20 Arizona v. #17 Kansas State (Manhattan, KS) #7 Oregon v. Oregon State (Corvallis, OR) #5 Notre Dame v. Purdue (West Lafayette, IN) Tulane v. #15 Oklahoma (Norman, OK) Washington State v. Washington (Seattle, WA) Colorado v. Colorado State (Fort Collins, CO) West Virginia v. Pitt (Pittsburgh, PA) /cfb/ pick 'em: https://fantasy.espn.com/games/college-football-pickem-2024/group?id=a55c8e21-61f9-42a5-ae49-cb87e3371c2cPassword:PAC12afterdarkprevious>>144270799
My Zonakitties :)
irishsisters... we suck
>>144272278>Iowa cancer kid chose fucking Panic at the Disco for the walkout songYeah I’m hoping the cancer comes back
>>144272308Kek
>Neutered Dame
Is this the Iowa gamethread?
>second half Georgia comes out already up 24-0Kek Kirby have mercy
Whats a DEI hire?
The Bulls shock the world tonight.
>not putting /cfb/ in the title>>144272225You guys don't really eat pussy do you?
>>144272325No please leave
here's your FUCKING ELITE notre dame defense that kirk herbstreit was creaming himself about last week bro
>rank 5 notre dame
>>144272278lol we've already used this image twice in OPs today.
>>144272278Iowa’s D/ST literally is their offense lel
>>144272188The Virginia Tech game is starting soon
I’m going to Vegas for the first time next Saturday What should I expect/do?
>>144272278Anyone else planned on never watching CFB again because of whatever reason this season? I was done with it because I thought transfer portal and salaries was ruining the game and its not the same game and all that stuff. Last week I just saw games on my feed and it made me watch some and dammit man its so wonderful. I am now just watchin the three games on TV and the Texas game and hooked again. /blog
>Iowa's defense still just as ball hawkish>offense is suddenly not completely awful we're living in Iowa's world now
Dammit I need Iowa to pass the ball so Iowa State has to fucking score.
First for gopher tiddies
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>>144272361Overpriced booze and intense heat
>>144272349Hey I'm a walk on bread baker
will there be any other COMPETITIVE games like OSU vs ARKANSAS or just blowouts rest of day?clearly iowa is going to DEMOLISH iowa state.
>Notre Dame getting pushed around by NIUWow, AssToMouth must really be terrible.
>>144272278put /cfb/ in the thread title next time, anon :)
>cyclones
Awful int
Jesus christ Chiles
iowa is absolutely fucking styling on the kwabclones with field position memes, good lord
>>144272389As always
>>144272361watch a 10min video on blackjack strategy, download a blackjack app and practicethere, you're now a more advanced gambler than 99% of ppl
>>144272370No one believed you'd actually give it up. Same for people who say they're going to escape this cursed message board.
cfb today SUCKStheres literally nothing to do but shitpost here
>>144272361gambling is a mug's game, find a show that you think you'll like instead, and eat something fancy. find a sportsbook to watch CFB at and peoplewatch.
CAL!FORD!CAL!FORD!CAAAAAAAL!FOOOOOORD!!!!
>>144272381Notre Gay and getting bounced out of CFP contention by losing to some random G5 shitterName a more iconic duo
>>144272389Yeah they really suck Still going to make the playoff over your shitty G5 school though
>>144272389its true. my QB a shit
>this nd gamejust how bad is Texas A&M
I told you guys Riley Leonard was ASS>b-but he's gritty Fuck off. He's a dork who literally can't see the field.
>the shanty town of the Sherrone Moore erafun is over, your magic autist coach is gone
>>144272361Go to the rooftop bar party at the Venician
>Shaq selling ink jet cartridges to boomers.Did he invest his money very poorly?
>>144272361Can I recommend the pinball hall of fameThe neon museum is pretty cool as wellSome random cirque du soleil thing is sure to be playingWander the stripExpect to lose money
>>144272361Just play roulette and have a good time
Guys, I don't know if you heard but this Baylor-Utah game is not a conference game.
>>144272278>le reddit cancer waveFuck off, please
I'M GONNA WAAAAAAAAAAAAVE
>>144272425You and your mom's basement
>>144272465How is it not a conference game? Makes no fucking sense
oH MY GOD IM GONNA WAVE
>>144272455He has like 20 kids
>>144272425Michigan fans and claiming that Connor had no influence on their overnight success
MUH WHOLESOME WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAVE
>>144272361Everything is way overpriced, the size of all the casinos is insane, and it’s dry as fuck so bring lotion/chap stick. I recommend seeing a show, walking the strip, do some gambling at a big casino or go off the strip to freemont street/1 block off strip for better deals. One place had $5 minimum craps which was awesome. Check out Fremont street. I went to Hofbrauhaus and it was amazing. See Fremont street. Don’t sleep on visiting red rock canyons/hoover dam. IM GONNA WAAAVVVEEEEE
>>144272465Was it already scheduled before the realignment?
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO IM WAVING
>>144272361Go downtown
>>144272465>>144272475Why would it be a conference game?
>>144272450Im not saying I wouldnt, but this is almost the body of an 8th grade boy. Id feel almost gay fucking her
>>144272475Probably because they were in different conferences when it was scheduled and it would throw things off for both teams to have an extra conference game.
they;re waving bye to the kids because they are gonna die of cancer
>>144272487How many baby mommas? That's where you really lose money.
>>144272278>Catholics
waving goodbye to a bunch of make a wish kids seems kinda rude doesn't it
>/cfb/ is buttmad about waving to cancer kids2edgy4me
>>144272487How many of them are dying in Iowa
god the wave is so fucking gay as an Iowan. fucking fags
>>144272521Truth
I'M WAAAAAAAAAVING BRO I GOTTA WAAAAAAAAAAAAAVE
>>144272539everyone is dying in Iowa
>doctor said i might have glaucoma a year ago and to come back in a month for a vision test>didn't, now have a very noticeable blind spot in my left eyei'm slightly concerned
Kek the graphics keep fucking up on the Auburn game
Idaho is gonna beat Wyoming
go for it NIU you fucking pussiesND can't cope with bad field position anyways
>like a boschworse commercial i've seen yet
Why does North Illinois have wifi symbols on their jerseys?
Has anyone ever tried out one of the brothels near Vegas or escort services
>>144272569Just smoke weed, DUDE 420 BLAZE IT FAGGOT LMAO
>>144272389>>144272441They’re literally both shit. That game was a battle of the mids for anyone who isn’t a fan. The only funny pet of it was one program was going to get hype af from the win and get crushed later in the season
For me it is the Auburn Tigers, the best college football team.
Why is Idaho vs Wyoming on a channel that only shows Impractical Jokers?
>implying we're not gonna pull away in the 2nd half and win by 13+NO REFUNDS
>>144272572It's annoying as fuck.
>Michigan can no longer cheat>loses to an actual team>gets frauded outlol oops
Joe Burrow 2.0
>>144272527>thing that started as a genuine gesture has become performative virtue signalYes I hate it.
>>144272331Of course I do. It's delicious.
>>144272583more receptions idiot
>>144272592Based Tiger bot
>Stavros is a fat retard in a fireball commerciallmao
>>144272278Holy shit Tamu must suck
>>144272569dentists, dermatologists, and ophthalmologists aren't going to jerk you around. you should probably listen to them.
lmao that iowa rb got leveled
I'm watching Idaho v Wyoming
>>144272509They both play in the Big 12?
gary sounds really out of it
Do reffies make a habit of slapping players' asses?
>college kickers
DOINK!
>>144272615>virtue signalLol ok
>college kickersD O I N K
Is the spot central?
I appreciate Albany's game day photo but our stadium is unfortunately not in this picturesque background, it is in the middle of a city and right in front of the health sciences campus, the hospital, and the children's hospital
DOINK>college kickers bros eatin good today
DOINK>college kickers >>144272644he doesn't have any EEC cock to suck anymore, he lost the will to live the instant he got the news that CBS was carrying B1G games
DOINK LMAO
>>144272590i mean it was obvious as fuck watching it. That A&M qb is fucking TERRIBLE, and ND's is toothe announcers were insufferable calling ND's defense and o-line "vaunted". Based on fucking what? Because ohio state complimented them last year before realizing their own offense was literal dogshit? I really don't get it
>Iowa gets the ball in their opponent's 10>15 minutes later and they're not in the endzoneIowa offensive film should be shown to Gitmo detainees, there isn't a more effective torture technique
>>144272615>performative virtue signalnot everyone is as nihilistic as you
>>144272569His staff should’ve scheduled that appointment as you walked out. If you ignored it, that’s on you.
>>144272592>goes 8-4 like a boss
>>144272565Good
TRICKY TRICKY TRICKY
>>144272430You seem extremely bitter for an offhand comment. Butthurt much?
>>144272630I have a retard conspiracy theory friend who told me last week he has not brushed his teeth with toothpaste for over a year. He says fluoride is bad for your teeth and 9/10 dentists recommend it because it rots your teeth and gives them more money.
This Auburn Cal game is starting to feel like a spaghetti bowl
>>144272278Shit teams
>With Michigan's loss, the Arizona Wildkitties now have the longest active winning streak in FBS
>>144272688Performative charity culture is annoying as it tends to absolve people of real charity
>>144272671No matter how hard you force your meme, it will always be cringe
>>144272278Nice thread title you retard (:
>>144272682They’re balling out this year.
What game DOINKED?
>aggies winOk so what exactly is an aggie?
which title defense was more flaccid, Michigan or LSU
>>144272278My Pitt (:
how the fuck you gonna miss a 25 yd fg!?>>144272752Cal @ Auburn
>>144272716There are other types of toothpaste and if you minimize carbs, you reduce your need to brush, though obviously don't eliminate it. Xylitol is a common alternative to fluoride.
>>144272752Cal-Auburn. Cal kicker hit the upright from 25 yards out and Auburn immediately gives the ball back on a pick>EEC
The dotz pretzel lady is doing something to my ding dong, she got big butt
Kek Lolburn
what is auburn doing...
>>144272688>LOOK AT ME I’M LE WAVINGit about the wavers now and that’s performative.
>>144272765Agricultural man
>AUBURNNIGGA WHAT THE FUCK ARE Y'ALL DOING LMAO
>>144272691they said they'd call me and set one up but they didn't and i forgot about it for a while. seeing them monday so guess i'll see
>auburn
>>144272722this aged well
wtf, you said Auburn was the best football team...
>>144272765don't or they'll post the copypasta
>Fraudburn
>Riley Leonard limping Please be injured
>they thought a guy who wasn't good enough to play for Duke was good enough to play for ND
>Northwestern>Iowa>ArkansasThe B1G/EEC would rather have these teams than give a good G5 a chance.
>>144272793It was always performative but now it's also annoying
notre dame is terrible
Waving to the dying is bad luck and if I was the head coach I'd end that tradition immediately
>notre dame
>>144272828We said they were the best Jewish football team, which isn't saying much.
>>144272841>played for duke>wasn't good enough for duke
How did Hugh Freeze recruit all those receivers when his quarterback was Payton fucking Thorne
>black guy hiking w his family I love commercials that show things white people do but with black actors
>>144272765Agriculturalist
>>144272845Good G5s got invites into the P4. If your G5 was left behind, it's because you didn't do as much work as the G5s who earned their place in the P4.
>awwbarn
>Paul Johnson on sideline>up 16-0we're back boys
>a barn
Cal absolutely gouging Auburn
Auburn's pass defense is fucking horrendous
>auburn still using a sharty rejectthe qb situation is always grim there, but jesus
>be black>abandoned by parents>adopted by by German Americans in Iowa>grow up in Iowa>repay them by changing your name to an African Muslim nameMANY SUCH CASES
>>144272278You're a big turd, OP
Absolute state of this conference
>>144272873I roll my eyes at every commercial with a black father who's present in his children's lives
>auburn sells out for the pass all game>one time they don't Cal goes into shotgun and scoreswhat am i watching
Wisconsin's linebackers are fucking shit.
>>144272873For me it's the smoke detector chirp commercial with a white guy / black wife
>>144272278What the fuck is this dogshit set of afternoon games
>>144272870Freeze ain't the brightest. He was literally ordering hookers on his school-issued phone.
I almost feel post-conference now. Like the B1G has just gotten so huge and the stakes for making the CFP are so low now that there's basically no need to pull for conference members like in the past. Feels more like divisional rivalry in the NFL where you just want everyone else to suck so your pathway in is easy.
Uhhh Auburn? You guys okay?
>>144272873>commercial about medicine plays>shows black man being a good father
Anyone here /druk/ ?
SPARTY
>>144272873My favorite is those security system and camera commercials showing break ins and it's a healthy looking white guy
That elite asian reffie is at the Iowa game
>>144272924He's gotta be at least 135 IQ if he can convince elite receivers to come to a team quarterbacked by Payton Thorne
>Auburn losing to Atlantic Coast powerhouse Cal
>losing to a pac 12 doormat>losing to Justin fucking wilcoxI shouldn't be surprised, they lost to New Mexico State last year
>>144272870As an Auburn fan, Freeze's ability to flip recruits that normally wouldn't give us a second look has me very uneasy. We know his history. Hopefully he's not doing something sleazy but he's not nicknamed Huge Sleeze for nothing.
>>144272933getting there. my muddied liver isn't happy.
>>144272900Seeing how many times halfies betray their white parents/grandparents like that firmly convinced me to never consider having one, they're built to yearn for the shithead side of their genes
Based poltard tourists fitting in
Am I the only one phoneposting?
When was the last time Notre Dame was actually good? Does any other team ride legacy status like those fuckers??
Terp bros, they said sharty was bad
>>144272959should have stayed at liberty.
>>144272957and don't let them forget it
>>144272924Its hard to get a good coach at Auburn, he's basically the best they could get. Nobody elite is going to want to go there.
>>144272944Someone said the TV role that is at least risk of getting race swapped is the perpetually white burglar in security system commercials
>>144272970No
How do you get styled on by fucking cal
new when
>>144272926At this point I just want them to go full NFL. Have the SEC and B1G take whatever's left that's worth taking from the Big 12 and ACC, form 2 superconferences, have a 6-team playoff for each conference and have the winners play for the natty
>>144272970Of course not. No one just sits on their desktop all day.
>>144272933just cracked #13
MSU can finally move the ball. Secondary is still shit but things are looking up. Smith better make Kay'Ron Lynch-Adams the starting RB though
>>144272990Did we ever figure out what this means?
>>144272979Freeze has been elite at every school he's been at.
>>144272921I laughed so hard when I first saw that commercialBEEP
>>144272926It’s a duality. The stakes for SEC/Big 10 are so low now. It’s still high for the Big 12/ACC. We’re going to see a bunch of 2nd/3rd ranked B1G/SEC teams make the playoff and get bootyblasted by conference champs.
this is agony to watchwe're being pushed around by a I-AA team
>>144272957>pac 12Oh sweaty, they're an ACC powerhouse now.
>>144272974i think that sharty has a white coach now tho?
>>144272974White coach now. You're fucked
>>144272933Fighting through a stomach bug but i'm well on my way
>>144272970My computer isn't in the same room as the TV, so I am too.
>>144272995We did when we watched football on /sp/ in 2010 faggot
>>144273005Last night I "fattened" your sister
lol check out this safety from the temple @ navy game
>>144273008Good. Hope he goes to be elite at Florida.
>I'M GONNA POOOOOOOOOOOONT
Redpill me on Northern Illinois. What goes on up there?
>>144272278The real coach primate
>>144273062Hot tranny sex
>>144273016>change conferences>suddenly they're not a dootmatDoesn't change the fact Wilcox is the law of averages
>>144273062School shootings
>>144273005i think it was supposed to be"i 69'd your mom"
>notre damn
>losing to N. Illinois
>>144273062The state of Illinois has nothing in it except Chicago. The rest is empty farmland. It's a conspiracy. Have you ever deadass met someone from Illinois but not Chicago
>>144273062Apparently they stroll into South Bend and make the Irish look like and unranked team
>>144272979Probably because they have to fucking play Alabama and Georgia every year. 1/2 of those are basically a given loss every season and then you get fired for not winning some retarded bowl game like Gus.
Domer bros...where is our white HC?
Alright, week 8 o/u for Dave Aranda out of Baylor?
>millions of people across the country attend these shit fucking gameswhy?
>>144272994You really think teams like Vandy and Indiana deserve to be in a super CFB? I posted last night a list of the top 40 winning programs and it worked out nicely. You have a North, South, Midwest, and West. 4 pods of 10 teams each. It was comfy af.
Iowa is legit dangerous
>>144273100Under
>>144273080
>>144273005Just randomness, to drive people nuts
>>144273089They have an entire university so this can't be true could it
>>144273013NIU is a G5 team. You're thinking of the SIU Salukis. That'd be even more humiliating.
>Washington finally leading into the 2nd quarter against Eastern MichiganThey've fully bought into the Big 10
>>144273105UCF has a more recent natty then 35 of those teams
>>144273104A good percentage of them actually attended the school.
Remember 2010 shitposting on /sp/ all day on Saturday while you looked for a stream of your team’s game on Justin.tv?
>>144273122>They have an entire universityDo they? I mean, have you been there?
>>144273005It was the same era as the gold dress meme. I think it was a psyop to drive people crazy.
this is so loseable for ND, this qb is terriblewhy did they think a duke transfer was gonna get them over the hump
>>144273137UCF, Utah, and TCU have a natty more recently than 35 of those teams.
>>144273112Even when they grow up in the suburbs trouble follows them
>Notre DameThese are the kind of men you'll find in South Bend
>Army & Navy finish 1 & 2 in American Conference playWhat the fuck happens? Would they play in the American championship and then a week later play in the Army-Navy game, or do they just combine them together?
If Cal's center would stop fucking up snaps, Auburn would be in real trouble.
Iowabros I can't stop POONTING
>have 3 games up>all are on commercialsepic
>>144273163TCU's last was 1938.
>>144273141now the only difference is i pay for yttv
>>144273045That's sick. And the QB gets absolutely smoked at the end, i love it
Why was Iowa only -2 over ISU at home? Their defense is still god tier, and their offense isn't a national disgrace anymore.
>>144273172>follows themThat's a neat way of saying "caused by"
>>144273176uncanny
Well it's halftime somewhere. I'm feeling Stacie Jaxxx this faptime.
>>144273105>You really think teams like Vandy and Indiana deserve to be in a super CFB?Chill on the Indiana hate
>>144273062They have a historical tendency to slow good teams down even if they're still shit
>>144273093that's exactly the reason. Plus now you've got Texas and Oklahoma in the SEC too. Its just going to be hard when on average, Auburn is forever going to be the 6th or 7th best program in the SEC just off of name brand alone.
>>144273179Yes and no.
>>144273141>justin.tvThanks for kicking me in the balls with that memory
>>144273176Crazy somehow the once mecca of Irish Americans became a black ghetto.
>>144273142Normally I would be upset that Meatchicken absolutely shit the bed but I literally don't care. Last year was probably worth it all things considered. This is going to be a really fun year to watch college ball and I don't have to worry about anything.
>>144273188TCU was named national champion by a major NCAA selector and are shown in the NCAA record books as a national champion.
>Buble on the VoiceAlright sounds kinda kino
>>144273211>I'm feeling Stacie Jaxxx this faptime. Let me guess, it's a tranny?
>>144273220The fuck does that even mean?
THATS ILLEGAL
Love how UCF faggots are STILL claiming a national championship Faggots
>>144273141I was watching games on firstrowsports.eu
Megatron a bitch i could /heem/ him
>>144273062They were in the Big West Conference for 3 seasons in 93.
>>144273240Fucking zoomersLeave Stacie's name out of your mouth you faggots
>>144273199idk. why are they even playing today? isn't that a rival game?
did Leonard get benched?
>>144273253It's a joke sweety
>finally do something on offense>flagKek, Notre Shart
Who the fuck is St. Francis (PA)? Are they a real team or some FCS/DII or something team?
USCbros, all of our "big games" this season look like utter shit. Not intimidated by meatchicken, pedo state or the bootyblasters at all
is college football good for you?
Auburn's DC needs to be thrown off a cliff. This defense is pathetic.
>it's been 26 drinks, a large chicken nachos, extra large culvers order, and a breaded chicken breast lunch with korean greens since the last time i took a shitthis isn't going to be good bros
>>144273289they're FCS. wtf is Kent State doing?
>>144273304It entertains
>>144273282>Kris Mitchell pass incomplete per ESPN Yes
>>144273294you guys will btfo michigan hard, they clearly cannot deal with teams that can actually score
>>144273323I feel like gooning to feet isn't good for me.
>>144273323I wonder if having extra toes would help or hinder sports like swimming and cross country
>>144273244They'll play the two games you dip.
>Thom Brennaman on CW
>>144273304so far yeah
>>144273323is this ai or a genetic freak?either way, cute feet would hold and stroke softly
I’m about to stop donating money to Baylor.
>a procedurally generated Cal QB absolutely working this Auburn defense
>Gaylor
Hi notre lame ;)
>>144273199Line shocked me too, I actually forgot to consider it for my bets this morning. Iowa with an offense is a top 3 team in the Big 10.
They are a very low fcs program
>>144273372Is that the castellanos home run guy after calling San Fran the fag capital?
>>144273321>2.8 YPCOne dimensional as fuck, so Francis can sit back in coverage.
>>144273347>>144273354>>144273374Extra digits is more common online
Notre Dame will lose this game and still make the playoffs somehow
>>144273372He did nothing wrong. Kansas City really is the FAGGOT Capital of the World.
>>144272465Nobody knows anymore
why are people saying iowa's offense is decent nowit looks about the same so far except they drove across midfield to punt twice
>>144273253That it makes EEC redditors like you piss and seethe in rage makes it based
>>144273412They could lose 3 games and still would make the playoff. They always get the benefit of the doubt. I wish they went back to the computer rankings, but make the formulas public. Humans are corrupt as fuck.
>>144273400that's a man
Idaho still has the lead on Wyoming
>>144273412It would be dumb not to give them an extra home game on NBC even if they do get their shit pushed in by a real team
>>144272828he clearly prefaced with “for me”
>>144273412It would be worth it to see them lose by 40 and spending all off season justifying why they deserved to be there
>>144273432no they wouldn't
These young talented receivers are so wasted on shitty Thorne.
>>144273400>Extra digitsVery nice
lmao at that shot of the disgusted auburn fan
>Workaholics theme in a Wendy's commercialWeird
>>144273464Yes, they would because ND can do no wrong in the eyes of the committee and voters. They're still living off their glory from the 80s.
ND and USC perennial over ranked teams
>>144273456>You're just mad that I went to a somewhat decent school for a meme major that doesn't get jobs and has no nattyNo one cares lmao
Nebraska beats Colorado tonight right?
>>144273481
>>144273510ND and Penn State*
>>144273514What did he say?
>>144273481indeedKWAB
>>144273501they would not be ranked in the top 12 at 9-3 with that joke of a schedule especially if they lose this game in particular
>>144273523what is ultra
>>144273523>wearing an orange and blue shirt to a white outwhat a cunt
>>144273428They’re throwing the ball like crazy are fucking blind they scored 40 pts last week for Iowa that’s a shit ton
Dude just fell over kek
>>144273523literally me. bad spot though.
>>144273523>>144273537
>>144273546$18 piss tall boys
>Auburn announcer doesn't know about the 2 minute warning
>>144273543>>144273501also just for reference they were 9-3 last year and they were ranked 16
>Cal leading AuburnAm I back to the 1920s?
>>144273533
>get BTFO by Texass>get rewarded with a multi year contractKWAB meat chicken
Which is weirder, buying pre-popped popcorn or frozen toast?
>>144273577Behead him
Does Notre Dame still have the >black coach problem?
>>144273543They get ranked every year both pre & post season in the top 15-25 no matter how cake their schedule is or how many teams they lose too.>>144273582And now the committee has reason to do everything in their power to get ND in the playoff at all cost.
>>144273412A 11-1 G5 conference champion will be left out for 9-3 Notre Dame
Listen. I’m on a flight layover at the Cincinnati airport right now (which is really in Kentucky) and I just tried skyline chiliFUCKING AWFUL
Kansas State University
>>144273607no they dont and also a G5 team hogs one of the spots so they would have to be ranked in the top 11 at 9-3you're retarded
>>144273577Isn't it Greg McElroy?
>>144273597Frozen toast by far. Nothing wrong with pre-popped popcorn.
>>144273609Highest ranked G5 champion team is automatically in.
>>144273615Fuck, Marry, Kill.
>>144273613The Cincy fans would be real mad if they existed
>SEC and Ass to Mouth lost to thisTake a moment to lol
>>144273597I've never heard of anyone buying frozen toast
>>144273646Kill kill kill
>>144273546A gay beer for gay nerds
>>144273630No it’s Clint McElroy
>>144273613If you didn't grow up with it, there's a 90% chance you won't like it. For those that grew up with it, it's comfort food and literally flows through our veins.
NOTRE KWAB
>>144273558lol maryland game, right?
>>144273584you're a worthless faggot but that's a nice map
>>144273638>It could be niuLmao
>>144273609highest ranked g5 has an autobid
Utah is going undefeated until the playoff it seems
>>144273613Google makes it look like it's a bunch of spaghetti, a thin layer of something they call chili, and an assload of low-tier cheese
>>144273558Vax status?
>Notre ShameCan't trust a team with a N I G G E R head coach.
>>144273638I mean there will be a 12-0 G5 team and an 11-1 team and the second gets dropped for the 9-3 bootyblasters
>>144273652
>>144273684no they get dropped to shove in as many B1G and SEC teams as possible
>>144273673nah you do
>>144273613what airline connects through fucking shitskinasty?
>>144273667Yeah
>>144273683Can someone post the image from the FSU site?? I want it for my /sp/ folder
>>144273597frozen toast for surethat popcorn that comes in a large tin can is based
>>144273700Frontier KekI have the GoWild pass so I pay $16 each way for the winter
>>144273613i hate those stupid chip readers so much its unreal. pieces of trash don't work half the time and the lazy asshole behind the counter blames my card.
>>144273613at that store there in main terminal?
>>144273707
>>144273695Ah shit nevermind I have seen this. Still think this is weirder than pre-popped popcorn
>>144273709The tin with the different kinds of popcorn? Regular, cheese, caramel, and some other one I think?
>>144273695That doesn't really count, it has cheese on top. It's basically frozen pizza
>>144272278>Struggling against Golden BearsAuburn is done
im losing all my money today
>>144273724Thanks friend
i wish iowa played Michigan this year, it would probably be a shutout for iowa
>>144273724The downvotes did their job. The world is healing!
>>144273695this shit fucking slaps, is this what that faggot the jeetnadian was responding to meant?
>>144273740>orch_hit.wav
reffies save meeeeeeeeeeee
>>144273695>New York Texas Toast
>>144273755DO NOT REDEEM DUBS SARR
>notre shart
>>144273739The state of the Auburn and Florida football programs makes me angry. SEC is supposed to be the best conference and these shitters are letting us down.
>Notre Dame
>>144273695I get the garlic bread one by them. After 2 slices, it fucks your stomach up.
>>144273733
>>144273733yep, cheddar, caramel (pronounced carmel) and butter
>>144273695mamma mia!
>>144273695this shit is really good
>#5 Notre Dame
MAC chads we’re showing up big today
>>144273754i'm honestly shocked he got downvoted on an fsu fan forum
>>144273684you mean 8-4 Pedo State
>>144273695>No preservativesGuess we're not talking about salt eh
I love my Northern Illinois Huskies. Today is a great day, lads :)
Not only does Notre Dame suck shit they have one of the softest fucking schedules I've ever seen
>>144273755You have to put it in the oven so why not just put bread in the oven, which will toast it?
>>144273821>4 ranked teams>bad
>give yourself one of the breeziest schedules imaginable>still fuck it up>notre dame
>>144273788I save the garlic sauce cups from Papa John's and put it on regular bread them stick under the broiler for a few minutes and tell my kids it's garlic bread. Reminds me of my white trash childhood
>Catholics
Is kicking a field goal to avoid a shutout the ultimate humiliation ritual in football?
>>144273788>New York Texas Toast
>>144273740having a stocked fridge will get you many moneys
>>144273558kek
>>144273779I sympathize with the Gators but Auburn can go fuck themselves for all I care
>>144273866man he was ready.
>>144273844>Reminds me of my kid's white trash childhoodftfy
>>144273847going for 2 to make a blowout look closer is even more cringeyes I am looking squarely at michigan as I type that. Not just today but they've done it multiple times in recent memory
>>144273716Rub the card on your pants if it won't scan. Seriously, it works.
One slice of that garlic bread on the side of some spicy ragu and ground beef spaghetti is heaven. Like the other guy said more than one slice is going to cause insane shits.
>Americans still use contact-based chipslolz
lol auburn
>>144273928Actually we call them fries here
>kant state
Holy shit Thorne is such a fucking retard
>can't spike after a fumblesince when
will this enough for Notre Dame to fire their DEI head coach
GET FUCKED AUBURN KEK
>>144273955Red > Gold confirmed
REFFIES HAVE EVOLVED INTOSUPER REFFIESSORRY AUBURN
>>144272278With the way things are going today with ranked teams losing or struggling to beat nonranked teams... how likely will Arizona Wildcats lose to Northern Arizona?
>>144273952Freedom fries surely
>BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>144273928Careful you don’t get arrested for that misinformation
>>144273955who the fuck is saint francis
abc technical difficulties
>>144273977Low. McMillan might put up 700 yards receiving
>>144273966here, have the superior racist version
>>144273928>british people still can't afford air conditioners
I just fapped to asian hooker porn again bros
The CBS chiron looks fake. Like, too generic to be real.
>>144274001And another
>>144273892You need to give them a taste of it from time to time to make them be thankful for what they have. Like "when Daddy was your age he only got food from a restaurant once a month and it was on 29-cent hamburger night at McDonald's with Kraft Singles put on once we got home". Most of it is not even true but it works just the same.
>I'M IN CONTROL HERE
def think iowa's defense will give osu a lot of problems in a few weeksbut can they actually score enough
>>144273992google is a nice resourcehttps://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Saint_Francis_Red_Flash_football
shit teamsshit gamesshit playoffs
lmao at that FG attempt from Auburn
>>144273841>22 and 23 (who lost today and will not be ranked next week)Kek
>>144273991>Implying I can only be arrested for misinformationJoke's on... you?
>>144274033never even heard of them
>>144274021do you have the original "i throw flags that make you sick" one?
>>144274015Think I may hit up an Asian massage parlor in town. It has decent reviews on rubmaps.
>fumble snap>recover the ball>spike it>intentional groundingthe fuck
Jonathan Kim is an honorary white
>>144273678It's a chili-like, it's practically water thing like marinara
>>144274025I feel like we're coming very close to some critical juncture where either a college player or an NFL player just snaps and attacks a ref.They've made themselves way too annoying over the last few years, at both levels of football. Some sort of reaction is inevitable.
>>144274067Those places are charging more money for uglier women, I stay at home and do it myself
>>144274036He was pretty close for a 61 yarder. They just wanted to run out the clock anyway.
>>144274070probably for the same reason that you're not allowed to fake a spike and then still spike it afterwards, but it's still dumb
>>144274031Iowa has scored 6 TDs through 1.5 games this season.They scored 20 TDs across 14 games last season. Whether or not they can score a lot on Ohio State's defense remains to be seen, but they are clearly trending in the right direction.
>>144273980Of course
>>144274080It’s basically the meat sauce I would use for my spaghetti and they call it chili. It makes no sense.
>>144274081We need trial by combat where the offending player and the referee duel to see who is rightIt would take just as long as instant replay
>>144274080Weird, but the cheese might save it even if it's shitty cheese?
>>144274092the issue is that osu's defense is also super good. I guess we'll just see what happens when that game comes around
>>144274081One can hope. Introducing ((sports betting as an integral revenue stream)) has been disastrous
>>144274081It's happened several times in high school football in the last couple of years. You can guess the light reflectivity of the culprits.
>>144274092>They scored 20 TDs across 14 games last season.I remember that.
>>144274105Prime Ed Hochuli would murder some of these college freshman
are you doing enough, /cfb/?
>>144274105they should just display the referees home address at the start of every game
>>144273811247 shows who updooted and who downdooted so everyone wanted their virtue signaling good boy points
>>144274114lol that fuckin game
>>144274064The image anon posted is the original. >how do you knowBecause I made both.
>>144274131shouldn't you be making some spaghetti right now
>>144274124no
ND down to NIU?What a soft shit ass conference the gAyCC is. You deserve cal Stanford and smu
imagine missing your first kick
>weve been arguing about Publix, skyline chili and gas stations on /sp/ for 15 years
Prepare yourself Coach Primate.
>>144274165I want SMU to win the conference, it would be incredible, the seethe from FSU and Clempus fans would be off the charts. Also I live in Dallas so I have a soft spot for them.
>>144274174as we should
>>144274187cam on sneedhuskers score some fackin goals tonight
>>144274187ATII
DOINKIowa has 53 points and opponents have had 0 in 6 quarters BITCHES
>>144274092>Iowa has scored 6 TDs through 1.5 games this season.they scored 10 in the first 3 games of last year nobody gives a shit about cupcake stats
>cam rising still existsthat dude's brain has to be complete mush by now
>>144274124No, frankly. I've worked every weekend since mid-June, I come home from leaving work late and use my dock at home to work more until the kids absolutely have to go to bed. I fall asleep at my desk, get up at 3:00 AM panicking and work more. And I'm still behind on everything and my five bosses constantly want to set up meetings to waste my time asking about recovery plans even while they ask for more work on more projects. I told them this was going to happen, I showed them backlog projections back in January saying we needed three more FTEs for production, and they didn't listen.
>>144274187anyone ever see a corn cob go up a chimps ass?
>>144274210What do they put in the water in Iowa, that team's defense is always scarily elite. If LAST year's team had had even a mediocre offense--even a below-average offense--they probably could have made it to the Big 10 Championship Game. That's how good THAT team's defense was.
>>144274248high fructose corn syrup
>>144274216also true yeahgotta wait till they start the b1g season before drawing conclusions about them bc that's always when they start doing the iowa meme
>>144274234Thanks to the magic of AI, you're all about to
BENCH ALL OF WISCONSIN'S LINEBACKERS AND D LINEMEN ALREADY HOLY FUCKING SHIT.FUCKING TRASH!!!!
>>144274248they did make the B1G championship dummy and then got shutout by michigan
You know how fucking racist, bigoted and fucking stupid you look by saying “coach primate”?Grow the fuck up.
Auburn still sucks, damn it!
>>144274248they extract adrenochrome from the children's hospital next door
Has anyone else’s beer tastes over time? I used to drink the ales, lagers, witbier, stouts, and porters. I thought IPAs tasted like ass for years. Then one night out with the bros I was at a historic pool hall and asked the bartender to give me the “least IPA tasting” IPA they had and it was actually really good. From then on I’ve started liking IPAs. I’ve always really enjoyed every Belgian style beer I’ve had. There’s a Merry Monks Belgian Tripel that is amazing.
>>144274284here's your (you) redditard!!!!!!
WISCONSIN LINEBACKERS ARE FUCKING RETARDED NIGGERS!
>>144274309And there it is
Yea im thinking we are back
bake new please
why did wisconsin hire fuckell, there had to be a better choice out there
>>144274284Coach Nigger
>>144274284Who knew two simple words could drive an entire subset of people crazy
>>144274187https://youtu.be/ezXGcRbJjts?si=e8bjNmjm3V67Ica8
god I really want NIU to win thisplease
>AC/DC'S SHE SHOOK ME ALL NIGHT LONG playing during the ND gameWHY IS THIS ALWAYS PLAYED LATELYIT WAS PLAYED LAST FUCKING NIGHT DURING THE NFL GAME I CAN'T GET AWAY FROM THIS FUCKING SONG
new >>144274373
>>144274372Boring, dull, basic bitches galore
>>144274332Problem?
>>144274411Is South Dakota the furry state?
Chiles keeps making some boneheaded throws what the fuck
Fuck's sake Northern Illinois sort yourselves out
goddamn iowa state sucks ass
Fucking ESPN is blocking me from screen recording some highlights. I hate them. Based Fox doesn't care. I like FOX.
