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Main Card:
Gilbert Burns vs. Sean Brady
J. Andrade vs. Natália Silva
Kyle Nelson vs. Steve Garcia
Matt Schnell vs. Cody Durden
Trevor Peek vs. Yanal Ashmouz

Prelims:
Chris Padilla def Rongzhu via KO/TKO, 4:14 R2
I. Dulgarian def B. Marotte via Sub, 4:19 R2
André Lima def F. dos Santos via Unanimous Dec
Gabriel Santos def Yizha via Unanimous Dec
J. Amorim def V. Demopoulos via Sub, 3:28 R1
Andre Petroski def Dylan Budka via Unanimous Dec
N. Fletcher def Z. Ramaska via Sub, 1:14 R2
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Imagine the Schnell
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today i will NOT masturbate
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>>144278215
So you admit Peek won the first two rounds?
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first for Matt "Banger" Schnell
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I hate jews. Not racist, just don't like 'em
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I wonder how many people on /heem/ have actually experienced the feeling of separating someone from consciousness with strikes in a fair fight.

I've never heemed someone.
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they really need to stop playing all of this gay music
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Another W for Basedsrael
Peektards BTFO
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>>144278218
This thread has been brought to you by the fat black pedophile x.com/mootses
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Their are Schnevels to this
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>>144278253
well jews arent a race so...
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Day 7 NoFap monkmode. Am I gonna heem my addiction? Got a blowjob for the first time of my life 7 days ago maybe that cured me
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I know for sure I'd land on every single one of you.
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why do they keep playing the gayest fucking songs in history holy fuck i'm getting embarrassed in front of cazzies
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>>144278255
I dont heem
I crotchsniff you till you quit to a TKO
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>>144278285
ESPN are dictating it
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Israelis own the UFC let's go Yanal
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Yanal will be LW champ
Michel will be MW champ
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Could a healthy Gilbert beat Belal?
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>>144278280
I think you'd be surprised. Retard faggot. Dumb cunt
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>>144278240
What a fridge
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this sport is a complete fucking joke. winning via wrestling control time should not be possible, peek won rounds 1 and 2
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>>144278285
they're trying to get the woman and faggot audience you know the ESPN+ user base
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Shnell killing that asian dude was great
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Post walkout songs
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ij5vciqErWo&pp=ygUNYWxleCBnIGdyZXRlbA%3D%3D
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>>144278273
They are. A race of demons
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Yanal "Brazza I Fight For Israel, Alhamdulillah" Ashmouz
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CHIWIWIIIIIIIIIIIIS
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>>144278321
DDP won a title that way
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>>144278240
That's what she said.
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>>144278357
it's a nice fit
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>>144278357
CHIWIWIS
WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
50 CHEESE
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I AM THE HEEMSTER
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cody durden was dicked down by diddy
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>>144278319
why don't you fuck off back to you're reddit before you end up hurt
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>>144278240
Can't believe Cuckley was willing to become a cuck for this lmao
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>>144278240
When you can use her as a Fleshlight, why would you.
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>>144278255
I knocked out a kid in highschool who was smaller than me and tbf was fucking me up but I just threw blind and got lucky. Everyone thought i actually knew what I was doing and that kid who had taken TKD since he was a kid moved schools he was so embarrassed. We were best friends in middle school and were sort of pressured to hate each other and fight by older kids. Poor guy.
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>>144278357
Virna Jandiroba looking good tonight
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>>144278393
Id murder you
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>>144278360
sean didn't do enough to win that one either, they should have run it back straight away and the only reason i'm not complaining about it is that ddp had to buck break jizzy
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schnell literally has 0 fuckin chin
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jew was tossing whitey around the cage KWAB race
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>>144278357
what's your excuse?
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>>144278397
He slutted her out, anon. It was his idea.
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>>144278240
Maybe he can smell alpha in her genes like Arnold breeding his true heir from that goblina
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>>144278411
dumb weight bully
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I watch the UFC every saturday and I don't know almost anyone on this card
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schnell would never get comically ko'd again
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>>144278441
I honestly thought that was his mother
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>>144278417
i'd hurt you badly
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I can't fucking watch these am*rican adverts anymore bros.
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>>144278441
why are mexicanas so ugly compared to other latinas
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>>144278441
Uh, I'm not a fan favorite fighter in the most famous fighting organization in the world?
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>>144278441
I don't have a cool catchphrase like CHIWIWIS to shout at women
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>>144278443
Think tim and Sean tag teamed that
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Circassian here. Everyone calling Yanal a Jew is hilarious desu.
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>>144278441
>slampig with nips on display
Nice.
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>>144278458
Id heem you. Post address
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schnell needs to wax that fucking shit already
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>>144278453
I'M ROOTING AGAINST CHINELO!!
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>>144278423
I agree fully to be h but when fights that high level are decided off of a few minutes of backpacking it's hard to care about trevor peek. It's like eye pokes and fence grabs that's the game now
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>>144278443
You mean she had an ex that was fucking her and Cuckley accepted it
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>>144278441
They’re looksmatched
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>>144278441
i thought that was his mom, christ
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More like Matt "In Danger" Schnell.
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I trained with Schnell for this fight, his chin is rock solid
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>>144278441
She looks like Nunes
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>>144278471
You already know
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>>144278464
>why are mexicanas so ugly
Yes.
>compared to other latinas
No.
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>>144278441
When I saw that shot with all three of em I thought to myself Rosas doesn't even look ugly when you compare him to two other beans
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why doesn't Matt "Danger" Schnell walk out to "What's Up Danger" from the Into the Spiderverse soundtrack. it's a banger
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>>144278521
Lmao
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Fight Fairy talking about relationships infront of her audience is really disrespectful. Like oh yeah, as if everyone there wouldnt drop their life for a chance with her, huh? Wacky.
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>>144278482
I'm on the next flight out, it's on site now
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SPICEEEEEE
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SCHNEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEM
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>>144278532
The guy who wrote that song answers phone calls for a nothing satellite radio show
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How has Durden not done any wrestling
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SLOPPY BANGER
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>>144278551
On god first italian I see is getting pieced up
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Schnell looks like "Chinelo" in portuguese, that means slipper
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>>144278544
Hate to break it to you pedro, but no one can tell the difference.
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>>144278488
the fact that it is happening in title fights as well as low level fights is proof that it's a serious problem across the board. the scoring criteria is just fucked and the judges are fags. sad state of affairs
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>>144278550
Girls whose audience is literally all men talking about the times they got fucked are so stupid lmao
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Schnell suddenly has a chin at bw
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>>144278218
Fuck Dana
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>>144278592
not cool dude, not fucking cool
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how do you guys feel about wmma prospects roxie sinner and jasmine sherni?
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PEEKBROS I missed the Peek fight. Was it Peak Peek?
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that's Matt "Banger" Schnell for you
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That should be a 10-10 round
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Can’t believe Schnell hasn’t been rocked yet
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>>144278655
>Sinner
I recently downloaded a lot of her fights...
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>>144278634
did he go up or is it at catchweight?
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>>144278489
Why would a cuck mind that. They get off on it.
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So Schnell at 135 actually has a chin or Durden has pillowfists.
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>>144278661
yeah he brawled like a retard and got wrestlefucked, peek peek performance
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Good round
Would heem both easily btw
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>16-8
>victimweight
>unranked
bro is going to have a grim life
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>>144278613
Thatsthejoke.png
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>>144278675
It got moved up on short notice to bantamweight
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>>144278661
Peek is past his peak. He might win in PFL
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Having No Chin is the best base for MMA. Makes it's harder for you to get hit.
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>>144278684
Por que no los dos
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>>144278550
why would you ever voluntarily watch a female mma streamer you fucking retarded faggot. missgeburt
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>>144278655
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HEEEEEEEEEEEEM TAPPY
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Based Durden punishing the sniff attempt
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Schnell you fucking tard
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HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEM TAPPY
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SHIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEET
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Why do I have to keep reloading my stream wtf
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>>144278655
Just post the fucking fap material already
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>>144278672
can't wait until someone heems her bunda
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KEK HEEM TAPPY
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Common Schnell kwab
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>>144278640
My bad b. Much live to my irish chads
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SE FODE AÍ, CHINELO!!!!
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Schnell was double tapping for his life lol
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>>144278706
For me it's having a prominent glass chin
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KWAB
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>>144278719
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heeeem taaaappy
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post the picks picksbong
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FOTN
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>>144278710
Calm down b. You were glazing me yesterday and now youre being confrontational for no reason? You post about olivi, skanko, yee, 5head nina but you draw the line at attractive women? Hmm.
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ATTENTION

ATTENTION

THIS IS NOT A DRILL

TRUE BLUE HEEMER STEVE "THE MEAN MACHINE" GARCIA IS UP NEXT

GET READY TO SIGN THE BOY CONTRACT

IF I AM WRONG, I WILL APOLOGIZE ON VOCAROO
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>>144278719
>>144278765
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he double tapped

KWABOTY 2024 contender
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>>144278750
clussy
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Reminder that Erceg got a title shot off of beating Matt Schnell
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>>144278781
Smelly Schnellys rekt
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>>144278781
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>wanna come on my podcast
>i'll hit you up on instagram
jesus bisping
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>>144278604t
>the almost non-existent dunlop slipper in our sea of Havaianas
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>>144278750
The Nephilim looked like Clowns, btw.
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>>144278781
Why is /heem/ so absolute shit at picks
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>>144278776
this is the first time i come here since 3 months, i just hate simps
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>>144278798
Reminder Kai Kara France won the lineal title off beating Erceg
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>>144278789
what's his fucking problem
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fuckin worst TD ever and just leaves his neck out like candy wtf was that I 100% could wrestle better than that
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>>144278655
For me it’s old legends from other promotions like Havana Ginger
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Shaving your beard is the best base for mma
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>>144278781
Source: my ass
I know I have good odds to win because that's a good source of information
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STEVE GARCIA TIME I EXPECT MANY (YOU)S OF THANKS AFTER I BROKER THIS BOY CONTRACT BETWEEN STEVE GARCIA AND HEEMSTERS
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whatchu niggaz eating?
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>>144278824
haha holy shit he's perfected it
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>>144278821
Gotcha, my b for mistaking you. Beef squashed ok? Yeah.
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why does he sound like that fucking freak
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Not in a looong shot
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>>144278843
Looks good. Cook the toast a lil longer b
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>>144278857
na gut
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>>144278843
KWAB meal
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NASTY ass voice. Bum should never ever let be near a mic again.
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>>144278860
me when I see you
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holy fuck durden's wife is smokin
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>retiring at the apex
grim
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>>144278830
she's a legend. have you heard about the protege from her gym, lily starfire?
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>nobody cares so he has to retire without any focus on him
holy KWAB
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IS IT TIME FOR THE MONSTER YET?
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His last Schnell
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>>144278843
boxed wine
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jesus christ that kid is peak mutt
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did bisping deny him a post fight retirement? what a fucking prick
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>>144278843
did you really need 4 pieces of toast for that shit
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In memory of Matt Schnell, I would like everyone to remember the time he got heemed dead by Pantoja
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Bro wtf
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his wifes cheats on him der shure. did you see that body language? yikes.
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hes only 34 how the fuck can he afford to retire. can somebody explain i am an unintelligent person
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>>144278866
looks good? orange juice (no pulp, no fiber, sugar added), 4 pieces of bread (grainbrain), lettuce, 2-3 small eggs from a baby bird. and NO MEAT?

KWAB
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HEEEM RETIREE
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schnell bros... not like this
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>>144278906
No he stormed out like a babby
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>>144278906
too busy talking to durden about getting him on his podcast to talk to schnell about him wanting to retire
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>>144278919
Gonna enlist to fight in ukraine..der paying big buxks
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MMMMMMM dern in white shes calling out for it
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https://www.tapology.com/fightcenter/fighters/29221-matt-schnell
>cancels your bout
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WMMA fighters get 5 minute interviews when they retire and this poor guy just lays them down in silence and leaves after getting choked by an opponent on 4 days notice
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>>144278943
you'll make a good stepfather bro
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>>144278939
ignore fated HW champ mick parkin at your own peril
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>>144278901
fucking gilbert gotfried ass kid fuckin needs booting out a window
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>>144278954
>daughter?
don't mind if I do
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>>144278918
>Goes to hug the cornerman
>"Not now bitch are you crazy?"
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>>144278949
yeah bc wmma fighters have tits and a pussy. what do males have? men are disgusting creatures
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>>144278919
He is heeming himself next year
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STEVE

"THE HEEM MACHINE"

GARCIA

IS A REAL ONE

YOU WILL ALL BE SIGNING BOY CONTRACTS WITHIN THE NEXT 20 MINUTES

REMEMBER TO THANK ME WITH A (YOU) FOR GETTING YOU IN ON A GREAT DEAL BEFORE THE STOCK SHOOTS WAY UP
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I miss schnell already
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>>144278919
matt schnell has a phd in astrophysics
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>look at this drop... that you just saw
thanks cruz, preeshiat ya b
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>>144278843
Carbonara
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>>144278866
you're right

>>144278908
just ran 20km I'm hungry b
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>>144278218
I am a second-cousin of Ashmouz, AMA.
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>>144279008
its what allows him to double tap so efficiently. effortless really.
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>>144279008
why the fuck did he fight then? how did he even find the time arent phds supposed to be like researching all the time
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kyle nelson will zeem
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ITS TIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIME!!!!
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>>144279028
Are you also attracted to man crotch?
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>clown faggot vs inbred retard
>outcomes are clown faggot vs inbred retard or inbred retard vs inbred retard
beast of a division that bw is
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>>144279028
you get good wifi in the jew tunnels?
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KYLE THE MOTHERFUCKING MONSTER NELSON
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>>144279008
A loser AND a NERD?
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>>144279047
Unfortunately, he's a Canadian male and thus will be doing no such thing
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>>144279086
/ourguy/
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>>144278939
Tom Reddit kneels
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>>144279062
99% of the roster are clowns, inbreds, retards or any combination of the three
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I picked Garcia since he's not Canadian
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>>144279058
>>144279067
We are muslim caucasians, it should answer both your questions.
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the /heem/ dome sponsored by Power SLAP
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wait Schnell retired?
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>>144279160
I wouldn't call an immediate transition into Power Slap retiring
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>>144279160
Yep, we'll be telling our grandchildren about this moment
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>>144279160
he stormed off crying and left his gloves
they'll find him hanging in his room tomorrow
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>>144279160
yeah Bisping didn't even let him say anything on the mic it was brutal
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HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEM

MACHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIINE
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why did they show the aspinall KO as a highlight for Steve Garcia
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>dude I'm gonna win because I've been eating really good eggs
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>talking about nelsons grade A meat
what a slut
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>3 sons

Canadians are high T
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>>144279028
will he get banned from israel if he starts hanging out and training with the khabibians? what do you think?
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>Kyle you have to make weight
>NO FUCK YOU I'M A MONSTER AAAAAAAAAA
this happened btw
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whos this new announcer
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>>144279047
>Canadian MMA
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Kyle called his son Knocks. Real
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who is this bogged second rate megan?
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Look at this dude
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Kyle THE MONSTER Nelson is about to dominate yet another foe
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>>144279235
charly arnolt
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how many children should a man have in today's world? and of those children, what is the minimum acceptable number of sons?

I'm asking for real. I'm thinking at least 3 kids but could be open to 5 or more
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bros son name Nogs
Mike wishes he could
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Nelson's eyes are way too close together
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>>144279223
No, but his current coaches might make a stink about it. The press ignores him because he keeps waving the Circassian flag instead of the Israeli one.
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>>144279212
Yes unironically

>>144279229
Holy based
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Bellator is on
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>>144279265
the meerkat build is one of the strongest
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NELSON WILL BE THE TAIRA OF FEATHERWEIGHT
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>>144279265
Predator view BTW
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>>144279240
>clearly wearing a cup

fake one
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>>144279265
Unpokeable
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>>144279240
strongest Chinese martial artist
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>>144279288
more like the tiara which is like a crown because he'll be champ
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>>144279282
can you ping me once they get to the Bryce Meredith fight? would appreciate it anon
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hey kyle nelson why the long face
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>>144279282
can you link me
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>>144279262
as many as you can afford
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finally kino nelson fight
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>>144279229
sounds based ngl
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>>144279262
more than 2 less than 7, your genes will live on through your daughters more than your sons so all girls is ok
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fuckin pleeeeeeeeeeeasssssee
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>>144279282
fuck you little bitch
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>>144279311
>>144279318
I’m not watching that crap
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SOMEONE'S 16 AND 5 HAS GOT TO GO
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ch*lls
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The Meme Machine
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>>144279318
https://freestreams-live.my/bellator-live-streaming/
use stream 2
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>>144279330
daughters means losing your family name though
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these guys are featherweights? wtf
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>nelson missed weight
Kek it is fucking over for Canada’s hope at a ranked fighter
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>>144279348
16 and 5? Sounds like Brian Ortega's girlfriends
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cute slampig
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Ngl kyle missing weight is unprofessional but he's still a monster
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what the fuck was that garcia?
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lol pretty sure Garcia just punched himself in the face
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4 pound hawlg cant cut that
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>>144279380
>letting the cord go between her booba
SEXO
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>>Kyle you have to make weight
>>NO FUCK YOU I'M A MONSTER AAAAAAAAAA
still laughing at this shit
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fun fact kyle nelson is undefeated since he started gurammaxing
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>>144279399
he totally did, he flinched back from it as well
heem everyone, even yourself
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Why is it listed at Featherweight if Nelson missed weight?
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>open bellator' stream because hope dies last
>wmma
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>>144279354
thanks man
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HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEM STOPPY
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lol canada
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AHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

THE FUCKING STATE OF CANADA
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WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEM
KWAB
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HEEM BEATEN LIKE A FUCKING DOG
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the absolute state of canada
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Not a single good fighter from Canada
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this happens in fighting
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FACT: There are 0 ranked canadian fighters in any of the UFC weight divisions
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Canada is finished. Time for annexation.
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POST YFW >Canadian """"men""""
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kek
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IT HAPPENED AGAIN
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
FUCKING CANADA
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>>144279488
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>>144279426
when does Usman fight?
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>LEAF KWABOTY
>LEAF KWABOTY
>LEAF KWABOTY
>LEAF KWABOTY
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Love watch canucks get beat. Dogshit country.
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It's over for canada I'm heeming myself
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>huge welt on the back of his head
illegal, cheating has run rampant tonight
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>ZERO RANKED FIGHTERS
LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
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nice armbar faggot
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The canadian method
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bros I don't wanna jinx it, but tonight has been fun
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Give him a top 15 guy now, Yusuf or someone else
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>arrrghhh i'm a hecking animACK!
growing a soibeard and screaming doesn't make one a man
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lmao fuck canadians
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Canada....we have to talk
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Nelson was winning until Garcia started going for the back of the head
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HEEEEEM LEAFY KWAB
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clearly hit on the back of the head lmao
but he missed weight so idgaf
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I've always championed the blow to the back of the head during g&p, you'll always get away with it in a finishing sequence if you do it once or twice!
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>Canadian MMA
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>>144279536
COPE COPE COPE COPE COPE COPE COPE COPE COPE COPE COPE COPE COPE COPE COPE COPE COPE COPE COPE COPE COPE COPE COPE COPE COPE COPE COPE COPE COPE COPE COPE COPE COPE COPE COPE COPE COPE COPE COPE COPE COPE COPE COPE COPE COPE COPE COPE COPE
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>>144279511
how the fuck would I know? And why would I care? fuck is wrong witn you
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Canadians can't fuckin fight
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If you don’t want to get hit in the back of the head, don’t expose the back of your head, simple as
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>Canada winning
so grim
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We are the champions of winning until you lose.
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Sorry, Kyle. That massive elbow to your brainstem was legal because.... IT JUST WAS, OKAY?
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oh shit just saw that superkek heem
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>>144279561
Dilbert bros...
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who decided it would be a good idea to play this commercial break thing? it's not like the ufc doesnt want more money why not actually play ads instead of a building in a wind tunnel
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he was truly a Kyle "The Monster" Nelson
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got gane'd good
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CANaduh
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>>144279583
i thought there were ads during this, just not on fight pass?
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>>144279560
you cared enough to open a bellator stream, you greasy wog. now go fucking check when he fights and report back to me
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>>144279262
3 and at least 2 boys. Simple as.
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>>144279550
Canadians? Mmmmmm..... don't wanna mess with them...
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too many fighter has winning streak
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Kyle the great white hope will keep marching on...
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Aiemann Zahabi will get in the rankings
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first legitimate heem of the card
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>>144279578
>NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO I SHOULD BE ALLOWED TURTLE AND NOT DEFEND
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charlie kirk kek, fighters are fucking retarded
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damn i haven't seen greg jacksons stupid fucking face in awhile
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>fishing, golf, Charlie Kirk, Trump
based
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watching bellend tor while this WMMA fight is going on
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Charlie Kirk?? Lmao
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>pitter patter
does he browse heem
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There's no shame losing to the great Steve Garcia. He joins the ranks of Chase Hooper and that asian guy
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bisping seething
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>>144279624
>legitimate heem
I don't think you know what that means
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>donald trump 2024
>garcia
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ufc and mma as a whole are lucky to have a superstar like sean o'malley as representation
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If Kattar hadn't pulled out Kyle would've made the rankings now he's off to the early prelims. Cruel sport
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>>144279660
The wall just keeps the new ones out.
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>>144279656
i invented the word 'heem', cazzie
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>>144279607
as I said "hope dies last" now go get buckbroken by an emu
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o'malley does not nearly have enough charisma to make his gimmick work
entertaining fighter though
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Shawn 1 Malley couldn't KO Kris "KO'd by GigaCan Netti" Mountinho
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>bellator wmma ends just as ufc wmma beigns
perfect timing
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>>144279673
Missed weight, they’ll force him back up to lightweight where he’ll lose another 2 and get cut, Canada absolutely kwab’d and never getting ranked
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Unironically very notable how many brain trauma ridden fighters are outspoken conservatives
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What's the next best canadian prospect that needs to be zeemed?
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>Conor vs Khabib at home
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Headlining a Shite Night is a humiliation ritual
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Smellator picks?
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>>144279695
what gimmick? being a clown retard? he gets both right
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>>144279704
what was bellator thinking putting their event at the same time as a UFC one
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>>144279711
True fighters are alpha men are considerate and compassionate like Chris “The Action Man” Curtis
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>>144279695
Dude gets like 50 viewers on his twitch streams
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>>144279710
The elbow to the back of the head heard around the world...
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Yeah. I'm thinking Sean O'Malley knocks Merab Dvalishvili out in the second round
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>>144279711
vs the average commie
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>barely any Yan footage
Yanbros I'm guessing we're back
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>>144279638
Maybe he finally realised heeming is the best base for mma instead of trying to turn all of his guys into paddy cake fighters
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>>144279680
yeah and you're like the first dumb faggot that invented a boat who did it wrong and died
then smart guys like me came around and did it right and made boats and went and got a bunch of pussy and jewels and shit
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>>144279728
i feel like he wants to be like conor so badly, but conor actually managed to be funny sometimes
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>>144279764
would
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>>144279712
There are no Canadian prospects
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great Janny work tonight absolute stud you must be busy with all the pussy I guess
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>>144279680
I was talking about the word legitimate knucklehed, nobody knows what heem means, it's unknowable
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merabs only chance is by retard charging and hopes suga sean "the sniper" omalley misses
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>>144279695
He's playing the bully well in the build up to this one
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>>144279695
Except he's a millionaire from his gimmick.
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>>144279787
>i feel like he wants to be like conor so badly
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TO EXECUTE A BOY CONTRACT WITH /HEEM/ MACHINE, PLEASE REPLY TO THIS POST IN LIEU OF A WET SIGNATURE
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I would say >wmma face, but Andraj is a sheemer
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>>144279804
Filter select text
/live ufc/
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>>144279821
That’s a millionaire wife right there
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is this gonna be a 15 minute tiptap hugfest
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>>144279821
astroturfed by the UFC, he actually got with the Yan fight (which he lost)
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>>144279836
fuck off bitch do sum work fatty
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>betting on wmma
>betting on wmma getting a finish
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>>144279848
yes.
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>garcia
Hes getting deported too
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>>144279811
Merab is going to pressure O'Malley for 25 minutes and not allow O'Malley to even start to get off on his striking.
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>>144279859
this post will NOT age well
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>>144279787
nah that's topuria
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muh nelson
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>wmma
Won't watch that crap.
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>>144279810
false, i know what heem means because i coined it
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>>144279738
they staggered the start time by 4 hours. you will be able to watch khabib's cousin get heemed when dana's apex slop finishes
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>>144279787
he is absolutely nothing like connor. he has clown hair and fights. thats his gimmick.
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>>144279858
Leafs
>cant fight
>cant thank people for trying to help
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taking a schaub (you) me when the wmma is over
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Mom made ceviche.
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>>144279821
>pink lambo and open marriage

Biography has a title bros
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>>144279810
>nobody knows what heem means, it's unknowable
>He doesn't know
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>>144279891
>He is a grown man who uses the word "crap".
Embarrassing.
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>>144279827
Thanks for doing this I didn't want to
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Imagine fucking Danya O'Malley and she tells you she isn't on birth control.
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holy shit dana got dumpling for powerslap. and hes slapping da crazy hawaiian
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lmao
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>>144279917
fuck you bitch
I'd Heem you
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>>144279883
I hope but Merab is at a huge reach disadvantage
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Shrimp guy is undefeated against jannies.
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>>144279926
this nigga eating at 6pm
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>Natália Silva

My body is ready
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>ufc wmma
>bellator fat cunt heavyweight bout
only the most shameless goysloppers alive are watching the ufc right now
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>nobody knows what heem means, it's unknowable
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i think sean heems merab but loses to umar
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>>144279939
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>they didn't bet on Holly Holm getting the headkick on Ronda
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>wmma
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>>144279883
Lmao, Merab is gonna take one step too close and get clipped like he did against Cejudo (who is a worse striker with less power than Sean)
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Feel like we moved on from Canada being incomprehensibly shit at fighting a bit too quick
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what the fuck bro they got VAR in bellator
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>>144279963
i would have gone for the thighs, but respect anyways
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>haha she's gay
Based Natalia
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>>144279963
He's just trying to extract a stinky one.
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>>144279989
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>>144279976
>>wmma
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please don't post it bros
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Merat is getting smoked like a joint
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>>144279989
the good canadian fighters are either retired, flushed or literally dead
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>>144279989
What is there to say it's fucking over
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need silva to heem this ugly butchdyke
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>>144280031
wow that's cool
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>wmma
why do they always do this
well time for a wank break
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>>144280027
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>>144279991
THE Frank Trigg???
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I kissed a foid and felt nothing, told her not to text me good night
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NATALIABROS LFG
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>>>wmma
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a thousand curses upon ronda rousey for wmma
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>>144280039
Leafs shouldn't feel too bad, I can count on one hand how many good Korean fighters there have been.
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HEEM FATTY
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I'm gonna post it
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>>144279991
fighting nerds expanding
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>>144280027
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ngl lowkey rooting for Jessica Andrade. she comes from a cool culture, is active, can heem viciously, and got completely fucked over by her ex-wife and ex-management. and she has tried to heem in 3 different weight classes. she is one of the realest ones on the roster, man or woman
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Heem
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>>144279991
you tamlbout the smart cage b
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I know what heem means faggots, that was the joke
HERE
EVERYBODY
ENJOYS
MEN
so the jokes on (you)s
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Is this like an important wmma fight or anything just tell me if I should watch or not
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ngubu is going to get heemed next month
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>5'1
built for bwc
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its pronounced andraday
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>>144280172
not really. you are best off ignoring wmma unless it's weili zhang fighting
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watch it b its gonna be a peach of a scrap
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>>144280136
Wtf are you talking about
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>>144280179
wtf?!?!
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>>144280095
Lmao she dont look like this
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>muh powerslap

when is the egomaniac Dana white gunna stop forcing this slop.
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>>144280190
which part are you confused about my friend
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sorry shes just super ugly
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>>144280190
her wife cheated on her I think and her ex-coach was stealing from her
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>>144280220
Wife was stealing too
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>>144280172
>important
>wmma
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>>144278474
>circassian in swededn
Doubt
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God imagine Silva's brown nipples and her dark pigmented pussy lips
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>>144280019
lol that's kind of funny
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can they stop using camera angles where I can't see Silva's ass
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Roidgut
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>>144280095
might as well jack off to ai at this point
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Why try to pressure if you literally won't throw lmao
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>>144280254
is roberta gemma a household name in your country, luigi?
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>>144280261
You wouldnt understand b
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I simply would wait for Silva to go "AH" and then dodge the strike
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andrade has to have one of the most disgusting builds in wmma, maybe pound for pound the least fappable fighter overall
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this fight is actually pretty fun to watch so far
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>>144280262
Bro not cool
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>>144280280
Josiane Nunes
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>>144280291
agreed bestie
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SLOPPY BANGER
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>>144280280
>maybe pound for pound the least fappable fighter overall
*blocks your path*
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>>144280280
>pound for pound the least fappable fighter
kek
pretty true
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>>144280262
not really, I mean I don't know who the fuck talks about pornstars
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roganbros we made it
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>>144280317
might be able to remedy this one with the old paper bag over the head though
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Silva's a sheemer
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>>144280317
fucked up part is she's still ugly even when you cover up the lazy eye
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>>144280324
damn so you be sayin valentina nappi ain't be a cultural icon in today's italy?
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what does it mean?
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>>144280317
You would do it just to see if you could
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>>144280317
yeah like the other anon said at least jandiroba's physique vaguely resembles a woman
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>>144279935
My apologies.
*I will not be watching that excrement.
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why couldn't it have been another quick one?
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>taps you with the force of an aggressive toddler
>does more damage because i said "HYAH HAH HAH" when i threw it
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silva be like "im sure to win because my speed is superior"
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>matt 'imagine the' schnell retired
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>>144279956
Yeah? What of it?.
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>>144280280
still would
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>>144280390
>>144280390
>>144280390
>>144280390
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watching girl on girl jav rn
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next
>>144280372
>>144280372
>>144280372
>>144280372
>>144280372
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>>144280317
I would simply make he orgasm so hard her eye straightens out and fixes everything
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>>144280317
the future GOAT
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>>144280395
goofie
>>144280393
stepper



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