Update: Jordan Love has MCL sprain, will return in 2024Commanders send Marcus Mariota to IRRobert Saleh: It would be 'fair' to say Haason Reddick won't play Monday vs. 49ersInitial tests show Jordan Love's ACL is intactChristian McCaffrey expects usual workload in openerVikings LB takes shot at Giants in pre-Week 1 trash talk: ‘About to go crazy on them’Browns hosted Kadarius Toney this weekPackers QB Jordan Love suffers apparent lower leg injury in loss vs. EaglesBarkley thrills Eagles, explodes for 3 TDs in debutRussell Wilson unsure of status due to calf injuryBills sign starting RT Spencer Brown to four-year extensionJa’Marr Chase: I’d say we’re pretty close to a dealSteelers give TE Pat Freiermuth a four-year extensionRoger Goodell aims to expand league's international effort: 'This game is destined to be global'Tee Higgins misses Bengals practice Friday with hamstring issueMike McCarthy says Cowboys are going to "commit to" the runDolphins sign CB Jalen Ramsey to three-year extensionRavens LB Kyle Van Noy suffers fractured orbital bone in TNF lossTexans' Stefon Diggs says C.J. Stroud is 'family, not just my QB'Geno Smith confirms he approached the Seahawks for a new contractChristian McCaffrey limited by calf, Achilles injuries
Temujin my lovely latina wife! <3
Not scary.
after over two decades of spending my sundays watching nfl tomorrow will be my first test of doing something else on sunday, avoiding scores, and then watching the condensed versions of all the games all week. i just cant take it with the fucking commercials anymore. i cant take the endless breaks. i cant take the endless gambling ads. even redzone, just watching the scoring plays, ive tried it but i lose all interest in the games if i dont watch the entire gamefuck it we gaan
What third world shithole will get an nfl game next?
>>144286719djibouti
>>144286719Canada
My Steelers :)
>>144286719Zimbabwe when Coach Primate gets a job. He’ll be United with his brethren
>>144286719Ukraine :^)
>>144286743Who?
>>144286782The Pittsburgh Steelers :)
>>144286719Lions play at home tomorrow
>>144286796lmao
>>144286717Where do you watch the condensed games?
Ravens and Bengals back to back is crazy scheduling for the Chiefs.Ravens play Raiders next.Bengals get to start their season against the Pats. NFL isn't gifting them the 3peat that's for sure
>>144286719>>144286754In a world where Putin decided not to be autistic from 2013 onwards, it's fairly easy to imagine the NFL going to Moscow.
>>144286827nfl hyphen video
>>144286840i think putin should just say fuck it and crown himself tsar. who's gonna stop him
>>144286837It would be worse for us if we had an easier schedule that people could write off. It's better legacy wise with a tough schedule. Give us all the best teams in the league over and over and we'll still end up with the ring. That's the right mentality and the right level of higher class for a 3peating dynasty. Nobody should be able to touch us. And they can't.
Please do not harass my wife, Temujin, ok?
Go Bills.
>>144286896Eternal bitches for whining and getting a playoff game rescheduled.
>we>us
>>144286892Not even sexually?
How do I acquire such a smile?
>>144286837thAts why im ok with the refs helping us
>>144286827Nfl+ has all the condensed games if you want to go that routeOr >>144286857 which has been consistent
>>144286923Ask ur mum lel
>>144286857Cool. I might check it out sometime if I miss a great game. Thanks.
>>144286914>His ego isn't wrapped up in his NFL teamFake fan
>>144286917Yes, she is mine and mine alone.
MY Steelers :)
>>144286974im a mahomes hater but this was actually pretty based
>>144286957>:/
>>144286973Our Steelers :)
>>144286913The government and NFL mandated that
>>144286957Would you allow me to comfort her?
>>144287006Still faggots for getting OT rules changed after getting raped in 13 seconds by the mutt.
>>144286913You probably don't live here and wouldn't get it. Not because I think you're stupid but moreover it was too dangerous for anyone to travel and that includes the players. WNY has had to be more responsible since the blizzard of '22. If people died on the way getting to the Ralph, you'd shit that too. Take it up with Kathy Hochul.
>>144287082stfu AI slopper
>seething like a 5-year old, whose mommy took away his toy, is "based"pathetic opinion
>Redskins have to change their name>Browns don't
whomst here excited for this rematch on SNF
Are YOU ready for Tom Brady tomorrow?
>>144287166Literally who?
>>144287105It's okay to be wrong, at least know what you're shitting on if you're going to try to sound cool. Give me a Hamlin joke while you're at it.
I'm predicting the Chargers Raiders game thread tomorrow>penalties>penalties>raid Jenny>Ohnonono I'm chorgingggg>foomble>picture of Raidniggers overflowing sofi with sprinkles of "chargers" fan>fat belly anon>jeez let me post rate my Mcdonald copy pasta 90 dollar goy sloppa>Asian porn spam>Chorgers injuries and maybe raidurrs>interceptions>something something mutthomes discussion>some cringey Chorgers fan being cringey and posted as webmI think that covers it all. Oh and Gleam posting, TYBC and Sneed.
>>144287160Not sure what McVay's issue is. He got his ring. They literally sold the future, the future they are currently in, for that ring. Just sail the tide and recover and enjoy your ring.
>>144287160I will be rooting for the Rams as desperately as if they were my own team. I want the Lions to be totally obliterated, emasculated, demoralized. I want tears. Players crying on the sidelines. People crying in the stands. I will spit on my tv every time they show a close-up of a Lions player or coach. Every time the Rams score a touchdown I will punch a hole in my wall and scream at the top of my lungs. I will eat raw meat that night, and tear it with my teeth like a wild animal.
>>144287195I hope you realize no one likes raider or chargers fans. No one. You're bills and chiefs tier.
There really aren't any good games tomorrow. Every year I get excited in the off season for football to start and then week one hits and I remember how lame and uninteresting it all is. I just build it up in my mind
>>144287166>>144287177Next culture war is going to start when Tom says something negative about Taylor btw.
>>144287219Only game that matters tomorrow is the Florida Bowl for control of the state. Jags Vs Phins.
>>144287044Everybody wanted the playoff OT rules changed for a decade, ever since that Packers-Cardinals game.
>>144287217I only liked them in SD.
>>144287230Why would anyone care what a gay dude says about a tranny?
>>144287219that's why you start betting on the games
>>144287043No
what are you guys thoughts on Sam Darnold
>>144287217>chargers>fans
>>144287206>pedophile slop spammer>weird revenge fantasies about the lions
>>144287261nice try, feather indian.>>144287274gayer than you
>>144287160rams should have won that gamethose hits were dirty hits and should have been flagged
>>144287202what was the plan here?
>>144287187>hiding muh gubmint did itbitch ass ringless soon to be domebabby franchise
>>144286837Plus the chiefs have the bye week 6. Theyre also making the chiefs play a football game every day of the week except Tuesday. And they're making them play three games in 10 days at the end of the year in December against playoff teams. The nfl is doing everything it can to make sure the three peat doesn't happen
>>144287274He's the kid from the 6th sense all grown up
>>144287282maybe send the check next time>>144287287bills mafia aren't the brightest.
>>144287206>mad at the loins?
>>144287219Titans-Bears will be pretty good
>>144287282The biggest problem was the refs didn't call the clear PI on Puca that would have put them in FG range to win. It's not often I say unironically that a team spiritually won but the Rams really did. It also showed what a low, ghetto team the Lions really are.
>>144287315there is no spirit in the nfl
>>144287308N-no
>>144287278Don't forget that he admitted that he's an actual redditor too. That's the level of poster queefs fans are.
My reffies deserved a good rest today after their masterclass performances in the Chiefs-Ravens and Eagles-Packers games. That was the strongest opening to a season I’ve ever seen.
>>144287219my castle in the air is a pristine mind palace and soon it will be filled with the aroma of gourmand chef Roger's delicious concoctions. just give him time he's cooking up some great narratives (rats), you'll see
Go Hawks!
>>144287327why don't you cry to the jannies about it you literal tripfaggotYou are a predditor. There are no upvotes here.
>>144287327Does it count if I don't comment
>>144287257Listen to yourself. That's ALL people care about.
Please leave my Latinx wife Temujin alone!
>>144287309Yeah that was the closest thing to an interesting looking game because it's two teams we really don't know how they're going to be. Could be great, could be average. Guess it will be fun to find out. But then again I was kind of excited to see how Erin was going to do with the Jets last year and that ended 30 seconds into the season
>>144287327>an actual redditor tooYou faggots are way too obsessed with that gay site
>>144287363I just want the pound to save the mahomes' animals
>>144287301Yeah it's crazy
another thread where they seethe at my Wions
>>144286837>>144287301generating the cope early eh?
>>144287381Post owl ring
>>144287381dan campbell
It’s up.
>biggest refball franchise since the patriots>n-no the nfl is being mean to "us"!KEK
>>144287298>muh gubmentA full state of emergency was in effect for the county. >ringlessNo shit. >soon to be domebabbyYou still don't know what you're talking about, sad. The Pit is being fed. Here is your last (You). Go Bills.
>>144287404Based Bo.
>>144287411did you stock up on razors?
can someone explain to me why are the Bears betting favorites against the Titans?
Who has the ekeler webm where he celebrates a first down while losing big to the raiders?
LETS FUCKING GOOOOOOOOOOO DA BURRS ARE WINNIN DA FUCKIN SUPERB OWL BABY LETS GOOOOOOO
>>144287381Hold still
>>144287346Us this season: https://youtu.be/WZU2PDO33IU?si=_Lyh-BrIRTK-zewX
>>144287419
>>144287419Caleb Delusion Syndrome
>>144287405>>biggest refball franchise since the patriotsThis is all in your head. We are persecuted
>>144287419cause levis sucks and they will be giving caleb williams refball treatmentbut I will be betting on the titans
>>144287447kek shit bait anon
>>144287195Sneed is on the Titans, silly
>>144287428Somebody get that bear his bottle of soi milk PRONTO
>>144287444This nigga got a pink iPhone.
>>144287462Reminder: He doesn't get nervous (his words)He hasn't been nervous since high school.>they are going to buckbreak this faggot live on tv in front of the refs
>>144287454We are. Jawaan Taylor was the most penalized player in the league last year, we constantly get no-calls and bad calls (in the last SB, Juan Jenning's TD to CMC shouldn't have counted, and we got a phantom call in OT that turned a 1st down to a 4th down and could have directly led to a loss), and the NFL just gave us a schedule designed to keep us from 3peating.
>>144287457Cope and seethe faggot, Chicago is getting a clean sweep this weekend, based NIU
im currently 0-2 on my bets this seasonravens MLeagles packers under 58.5 pointsdown ~2,400$
>we we we wekek got me to read/10
>>144287411>implying the Bills won’t be a bitch domebabby team in the future>still hiding behind the government >AI tranime postingKWAB
We will overcome.
If you're going to post my webms, at least use the proper filename...
>>144287462And a small purse
>>144287504Nah probably not.
>>144287404Funny that Mahomes is the only starting quarterback in the NFL who has kids
>>144287509>myMy webm now comrade >>144287516Does it count that Tyreek Hill on the phins has enough kids to form a football team? I know he's not a qb but still.
have lions fans said thank you to jalen carter, yet?
>>144287509Did anybody else notice when Lamar went over on the sidelines to yell at his line Thursday night they wouldn't even look at him
>>144287488I told your dumbass to bet on QB passing yards and RB rushing yards.
First of all my Chiefs ruleYour team drools
>>144287559This
>>144287366>LatinxTemujin is a biological woman.
>>144287545yeah i wouldve on Jordan Love over 256 yardsIts okay tho i will get the next one rightJets +6,5
>have always sucked dick and had my asshole popped by Jerome and his friends all my life>have a wild thought that maybe I should try out woman>realize that's a no go because I already have lions season tickets
>>144287576>Jerome
Browns do not be scared. He is fren
>>144287575Just bet Purdy passing, CMC rushing and CMC anytime TD. Maybe the over. It’s that easy.
>>144287545betting over on passing yards is terrible they always set the line to like 256.5+ or something unless it's like desmond ridder or drew lock they either reach around 220 and start running the ball non stop cause they are up or they play like shit and never break 200 yds
>>144287479alright, manit's one thing to deny the Chiefs being Goodell's petbut to actually sit there and play the victim card like the league is out to get you is insane
>>144287585now that I think about it it's actually crazy his name is Jerome
>>144287600Bet the lower alt passing yards then.
>>144287599Problem is i dont think CMC is playing at all thats why i pick the jets
>>144287603The chiefs have had to work 10 times harder for their rings than any other team in history
>>144287603The schedule is definitely being out to get us, I think they don't want a dynasty to be too dominant. Remember they instituted the salary cap for a reason. The league likes parity. Our schedule this year would cripple anybody not named the Chiefs. It's absurd.The reffing is more just about the fact that we're not getting favoritism, yeah. We also get a lot of calls and no calls. People hyper focus on the refs letting some things slide like the refs aren't bad in every game for every team. It's just cope, and it's not a coincidence that it's the same cope as it was for the Pats.
I'm thinking we win by 40
>>144287603THEY MADE THEM HAVE A SCHEDULE THOUGH ANON!
It's kinda funny when you think about how the Patriots will never be good again. Their entire history is purely just Brady and Belicheck.
>>144287665that could be our Chiefs soon anon
realistically who is fucking this up for me
>>144287665The bills and phins will be in a struggle for first in their division for the next decade+ as the jets and patriots just suffer and shit on themselves.It is beautiful.
>>144287683cowgoyim>grass>outdoors>away
>>144287688Jets are winning the division this year
>>144287702
>>144287617Then bet on the Jets RB rushing yards
>>144287683the very frist game why not delete thst? Panthers suck
>>144287709lol
>>144287683>Panthers(lol
>>144287689It's bad when cowgoys are shitting on you
>>144287683>he thinks the 0-17 poster is joking
>>144287689
>>144287719>>144287713I BELIEVE in Bryce Young
>>144287712im gonna put 0.5u on that if i win will send 10% to you in crypto
>>144287683Like half of those
Fun fact: Dan Campbell requested a joint practice with the Chiefs.Andy Reid turned him down.Dirty ass knee snackers
>>144287719>(lolWhy the fuck does /sp/ have so many FEfags
Who is whiter?
>>144287755Stellar Lumens or Monero.
>>144287787>Who is whiter?Trick question. This guy is.
I hope you're ready for an assfucking like you've never seen Tennessee ;)
>>144287775The series got too popular and died(spiritually). No surprise there's plenty of them here.
Tfw I have to wake up at the crack of dawn (1pm) to see Burrow play
>>144287799gonna stunt on these hoes
>>144286796Nice.
>>144287775I just fap to Lyn.
>>144287822>t-tactician what are you doing?
>>144287787>Josh Allen>White
>black qb's
>>144287802Why would you say Burrow and not the Bengals? Weird ass
I'm drinking non stop until 6am then immediately waking up at 1pm and continuing for FOOTBALL
>>144287683Panthers, Vikings, Titans, Cowboys. Retard teams, don't trust them to win games they should. Even the ones that should win. Wouldn't be surprised to see Darnold have the best game of his career though.
>>144287836Because I'm a Chiefs fan not a Bengals fan. I'm just tuning in to see how MY team's rival Joe Burrow is doing. (I miss him)
*fucks your team in the ass and makes the chiefs and the bears win all year*Based reffies, they know what the best superb owl will be :)
>>144287728they have to cope someway or another
>>144287828Yup, black qbs can’t get it done.
>>144287839
>>144287822>You will never ride upon the plains of Sacae with LynWhy even live?
>>144287683Panthers, Texans, Vikings, Falcons
>>144287876You’re lesbian? I thought you were straight and liked guys.
>>144287839I'm about to pass out now. Gonna wake up in 5 hours and start back up so I can be sloshed for redzone. My team is Legos and your team is a 20 piece puzzle.
>>144287896Drink some pedialyte ok?
>>144287831>are taking over
>>144287901Thanks for your concern. I drink a gallon of water a day with some electrolyte mix or a combination of a banana, orange juice and salt. If my neurological system fails I want it to be because I pushed it to the absolute limits, not because I wasn't maintaining it properly.
>>144287525TYBCarter
>>144287525>the Lions needed a defensive linesman>Carter was one of the best d line prospects in the draft>had at least 2 opportunities to get him>didn't>fast forward to now>crashes green gay with no survivors
You watchhttps://youtube.com/watch?v=we8dSTcLMMI
>>144288010No
>>144286923That's not his girlfriend. She's in a relationship and pregnant with her real bf's child. She also publicly denied the Mark Davis rumor.inb4 "ofc she's lying..."
>>144288021Last chance
>>144287944Puts my hard cock in your mouth over and over until I pump it full of yummy protein
>>144288024I don't care if he's a millionaire or not most women would deny having sex with that.
>>144287217Wrong. I like the Raiders, and so do many other equally as cool people.
I wish I wasn’t a college wagie so I could watch foobaw with you bros
>>144288048ill fap, eat tendies and drink sugar cane sprite for you fren.
>>144288034How did you know that I'm a Lions fan? Or were you hoping that I wouldn't enjoy it? If that's the case sorry to disappoint. At least I won't leave you fully disappointed.
>>144288037Nah, you're delusional if you think a billionaire would be made to keep a relationship secret by some mid-looking sloot.
>>144287765Yeah but Mahomes wanted naked time with Campbell, Campbell was like all night is way too much, was like 15 minutes of hard clocks sliding against each other and making out, Mahomes wanted a spanking, Campbell is a new at anything freaky....wasn't a good matchNow put Rams with Chiefs
.>>144288074Based drunk replier.
Just ordererd... I've been saving up for this little indulgince...
>>144286719Ohio
>>144288122>Fatass takes penisSounds about right
>>144288122>>144288153lol rekt
>>144288043Reread the post.
>>1442872178-0
The Stone Cold Locker Guy's Stone Cold Locks of the Week. 5 weekly locks absolutely guaranteed to win you a bunch of money.Week 1:Saints (-4) vs PanthersFalcons (-3.5) vs SteelersLions (-4.5) vs RamsRaiders (+3) vs ChargersDolphins (-3.5) vs JaguarsCurrent 2024 record: 0-0Final 2023 record: 64-44
>>144287404TLaw is the most underrated QB.
>>144287217Everybody likes Raiders fans. Whenever I wear my Raiders snapback old black guys always compliment me or say "Raiders! Thas wussup!" or something similar.
>The ghetto loves my team!Weird flex but ok
>>144287404Carr should have won comeback player of the year last year for how strong he finished the season, despite all the injuries and concussions.
>>144288208It's not weird if it serves a purpose (dispelling lies).
Me and my neighbors at the barbeque cheering for the Raiders
>>144288226Hell yeah brother. Gonna beat the lords of no rings (the chargers) today.
>>144288249lel
>>144287415>>144288199>>144288212The jokes is >black qbs you oblivious retards
>>144288251Hello Sal. How are you tonight?
Reminder Roquan Smith shoved Mahomes into the bench when he was already well out of bounds and didn't get a flag
>>144288260I knew that, but I'll still not pass up an opportunity to sing Carr's praises.
>>144288337me in the back
>>144288357>moments before youngblood was raped
>>144288325
I'm an Lion fan, and watching an game from 2018. Then, I saw this team called: "Kansas City Chiefs". So I try on look with the team, Until.. I found an articles about their fans from reddit, saying that they're a fucking racist bitch. And.. a picture from 2014 where it shows a fan that wears "Native American". It feels like they try to fuck us from enter to be the team' supporter. Which is a bullshit action. Later in 2023, There's an news about them, we am playing in their whole stadium on Kansas, even it is look fucking boring and so on, but you'll get the point afterwards. Now, By the next year, The team.. are going to the super bowl, the fans might coming.. Well, There's some of them are respect and understands the laws and bring their family to support the team, We should be away from it and welcoming them. But.. if we saw some of them are indeed being a naughty bitch, We should be not let them enters. So, /nfl/, I'm may a new spawn in this website. But, I need to let those racist fans to be away from the super bowl on the next year, by giving an protests or a troll. So we can bring my favorite team will be the same for the childs who might have got hates by them in Kansas. We don't know if they're indeed the same just like I say here. Or.. will just be disguise as a innocent person. If there's an misinformation, Then I'm sorry for spread this thread to you guys. That's all what I can tell you for everyone, Good luck and have a great day.
Reminder that even if the Ravens scored the touchdown they would still fuck up the 2 point conversion and lose.
Trip back on youngcuck
>>144288377>joking about raping kidsFBI he's right here
Fuck Washington, I hope Bo Nix and the Broncos wipe the floor with the Seahawks tomorrow
Wipe this bussy
>>144288424Sean Payton is a Drew Brees domebabby
>>144286693Good
>>144288275Sent him flying
>>144288380
Geno Smith is just so old. The only thing the Seahawks have is their defense.
>>144288475Imagine rolling into the season with Geno Smith as your starter and not being fired
>>144288474
>>144288500
>>144288508
youll never be white
>>144288515KWAB
>>144288521
>force NFL to be more like college and have more black QBs through rule changes>now half the league is black QBs who can't throw and just scramble the whole game>quality of games has gone down immensely why are they like this bros?
>>144288534
>>144288532It gets worse
>>144288424Nope :)
>make completely rhetorical story up>anons take the bait hook line and sinkerrent free
mayate
The Broncos at Seahawks thread tomorrow better be a good time. Forget about Russ, Seattle has beef with Bo Nix
>>144288572Does picrel mean that you also do the duckface pose?
>>144288463Because we're frens? :) <3
>>144288588look at all this free real estate
>Ayyy we’re white ese. Catch me on /pol/
>converted into AIsloppersnobody does it quite like I do, shame we wont see this again
>>144288616Wat
>>144288623youngcuck likes to take his trip off so he can ban evade
>tfw it's almost NFL time Surely everything will be fine this season
My team is losing tomorrow
