>Lap:#7350>Countdown to Well Done Baku GP:https://f1exposure.com>Previous thread:>>144311317>Thread theme:https://youtu.be/y-jC3H_8Dk4>Essentials:https://pastebin.com/Ufpi7Xpx>FantasyGP.com /f1/ League Formula Autism:Passcode: 12481614>Nico Hülkenborg F1 Grands Prix without ever scoring a podium:222 (219 starts)>Fermando Alonso Grands Prix since last win:195>Races in the Alpine 100 Race Plan84>2024 WDC StandingsVER: 303 (+8)NOR: 241 (+16)LEC: 217 (+25)PIA: 197 (+18)SAI: 184 (+12)>2024 WCC StandingsRed Bull: 446 (+12)McLaren: 438 (+34)Ferrari: 407 (+37)Mercedes: 292 (+16)Aston Martin: 74 (+0)>2024 WEC StandingsPER: 1005.86 (+49.63)RIC: 929.05 (+57.35)87 JOBS: 921.05 (+31.62)>News:RAWE CEEKWolff “fully conscious” of pressure Mercedes is placing on rookie AntonelliColapinto’s Monza drive “validated” choice over other drivers – VowlesAston Martin F1 valued at between £1.5bn and £2bn as new investment streams inItalian anon admits to being a simp, threatening his hard-earned reputation as a respected /f1/ poster
anime
*Heals motorsport*
AM have a press conference love on Sky Sports F1 tomorrow at 11amAlonso, Stroll, Drugovich, Vandoorne, Jess Hawkins will all be thereGemma Arterton and Alex Jacques are the hosts
I want to drive a formula one car really really fast
>*crashes and fucking dies*
Just remember the joke that is fuel flow limits and engine maps freeze
>>144326720Lanceheads... lots of people will be watching our autism...
>>144326725I want to drive a formula one car really really fast into Lando Norris, killing him in the process.
>>144326720Thank you Gemma
>>144326676
>>144326720>press conference loveWho will be doing the loving?
>>144326807live*
>>144326743Why did he do it bros?(This post fact checked by real Italian wog patriots)
will RB fix the car?
>>144326807Gemma Arterton self-love
>>144326807Alonso, Stroll, Drugovich, and Vandoorne will be pressing their love into Jess Hawkins
>>144326826Fingerlickin' good
>>144326807aston martin concubines
>>144326826The webm that saved this message board
>>144326826sticky fingers
gimi
>>144326876I need saving, please show me the webm
>>144327218
>>144326676I don't recognise everyone here. Leclerc and his bird, George, Robbie Williams (on meth?) and what looks like president snow from the hunger games, but who are the others?
food poisoning and being pozzed in the head are no jokes
>>144326676>Italian anon admits to being a simp, threatening his hard-earned reputation as a respected /f1/ posterAnyone?
Miss Latifi tb h
>>144327484>and what looks like president snow from the hunger gamesAnon..
>>144327532Please tell me, I feel like I know the guy from somewhere. Briatore?
>>144327576Surely the glasses give it away
>>144326824>Car is fucked>t.Checo
>>144327532Main question is who is the slag on the far left
Hello my fellow V12s. We are having a most definitely V-shaped day this day, are we not?
>>144327779are you really trying to start this shit again?
>>144328113>shadow starts at his leghe must be a very small man
death to m*rcedes as always
>alonso almost killed manselllol
>ynr Frederik Vesti
>>144328295marry, take virginity, MATING PRESS unprotected vaginal only hard and intense, NAKADASHI OVERFLOWING multiple times, inseminate and IMPREGNATE heavily
>You've already forgotton about Frederik Vesti
>>144328313>virginityUhm, anon, I don't know how to tell you that, but...
>>144328390Don't worry, he will save her!
>denmark>norwayshitters, all of them
>>144327504i don't respect any /f1/ posters
>>144328605if i were to stop posting, would you then respect me?
i don't respect anyone or anything
poohan is gonna make logang look like prost
>>144328619probably not
>>144327779My dad calls Subaru engines "Flat V4s"
>>144328757I call underscores flat Vs
>>144328588rude
I haven't posted in 9 days.
>>144328838that's clearly a lie>>144328838
>>144328844It was true when I typed it.
>>144326676Holy shit. What’s wrong with the far left? I’ve never seen a bigger mismatch between the overall attractiveness of a woman and the attractiveness of her feet. Those are some sad man feet on an otherwise pretty girl.
>>144328885Footfags are insane. Who fucking cares
>>144328885>woman
>>144328915Honestly this . Just put socks on her
>>144328885It's an indicator of what the rest of her is going to be like in less than 10 years
Went to Costco today for TP and seeing these there was unexpected. They also had Ferrari, McLaren, and Mercedes.
>>144328955>pays a store for the privilege to shop therekwab
>>144328987it's a tax you pay to avoid blacks
>>144329012Ive never seen more non white people in any other single building than Costco
>tf
i was thinking about why they are into feeti think that it has to be related with the intimate context os seeing a womans feet, you were only able to see them if you were shaging her
>>144326692death thereto, of course
>Darth Vader doodwat nou?
Formula 1
>>144329323
I'm not gonna be awake for the press conference where they announce another 5 years of Lance Stroll...
>>144329315time to make a bunch of shitty sequels i guess
>be a williams junior >can't even afford to finish a f2 seasonkwab team
>>144329687p2 in f3 last year by the way
the entire feeder pipeline from F2 and Superformula to Karting should be changed to a Global Lemons Series, we’ll up the limit from 500$ to 2000$ and in addition to tarmac circuits we’ll throw in some dirt ovals, rallycross tracks, and quarter mile drags
>>144329687so sad, enormous BONG talent getting his motorsport career cut short because of money, shakin me head famalamaramas, what is going to happen to him now? getting an actual job? poor lad
>>144329822dont mind me, forgot to attach the archive to the fax
feeder series?there not even chubby!
no more feeder series, we need sneeder series
>>144329830>2 winshe just needs more time
>>144329929NASCAR should have a series similar to F1 acadamy but with cute ,heavy, rural short track girls
>>144329787>>144329687Unlucky for him that ART were shit this year
nuui in 480https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qften2FFZ2c
>>144329929
>>144329822>>144329830Not a lost causep13 is one place higher than Hadjar's previous season, one place lower than Schumacher's first F2 season>what is going to happen to himIndy NXT>O'Sullivan naturally exposes Chadwick>Indycar teams can't justify putting her in over a better Williams junior>Chadwick comes back to Europe>Chadwick/Calderon/Floersch/Pin/Pulling dream season in F3
>>144330178sure he might not be a lost cause but my point is that motorsports needs the opposite of more bongs
a friend of fernando said newey's kid harrison (who was like 12 years old or so at the time) confessed to him that he wanted fernando to win against vettel back in the red bull years. he thinks that idea came from his father during dinner and so on. kid told him that the whole team knewwe know newey wanted to work with alonso and hamilton. when you see people saying "why did newey reject hamilton for alonso", that's exactly it. i believe he wants nando to win againt. de la rosa
>>144331290I think he also isn't too fond of moving to italy desu
>>144331370there might be multiple factors of course. but what i said is true, and u wont see it anywhere else :)
I think Alonso isn't nearly as good as his fans claim. Just look at this career. It's actually pretty sad.
>>144331290>Nuuii was secretly a racist the whole timei knee
ASS
>>144326676Chick 5th from the left has the best steppers those are primo
I need to talk to a girl or I might go insane
>>144331613sophia flöersch is a cum addicted twink
>>144332104C.A.Ts mentioned!
>>144331613I hate people who are shit at their job and still get praised for no reason
>>144332007funny when latin americans pretend they're not having sex 4 times a day
>>144332143ok bigot
>>144332472How big were their cocks?
>>144331398>>144331370He's been pretty open about the fact that he expects a level of respect and both Williams and Ferrari didn't show him that.
>>144332472Don't lie. We've been on /int/. We all know you can't suffer in Brazil
>>144332565He was P3
>>144332565not as big as your mom
>double header street races
>>144332472>>144332588latin america is sex: the continent
>>144332714You've seen his mom's cock too?
>>144332774everyone has, it's so huge that when I was doing a line of coke on it, I had time to think about all the races ferrari lost due to bad strategies in 2022
>>144332731why are they like this?
>>144332831Good heavens
>>144332768Debunked>tfw 5 delta gap
>>144333003i suppose the random rape victims arent counted as partners fpr india
>tfw forced to listen to br*t commentatorssomebody please make it stop
>you WILL win 5 championships with us>you WILL make hundreds of millions of dollars>we WILL fire you regardless because we are short term idiots >you WILL enjoy it how do you respond without crying?
>>144333402Wait almost a decade and going skiing without a helmet
that post that the irish anon made explaining how 4 people are responsible for the majority of constructors championships is so fucking bleak
>>144333402Why would I cry? One championship is more than enough
>>144333402I'm just happy that Ferrari will never win another championship after gimi.
>>144333557paddy lowe (programmed active suspension for williams then moved to mercedes GP), ross brawn/rory bryne (benetton-ferrari-brawn GP designers) and newey won all WDCs and WCC from 1992 to 2023 barring 2005, 2006 and 2008
>>144334277it's incredible how F1 isn't even an engineering sport - it's a "stick with one of these 4 guys" sport
>>144334298RFEC ARE WRAE ERIK
>>144334387its a niche (british) sport, hence the low amount of engineering talent entering f1. I believe newey said in his book, f1 teams should be looking to hire aeronautical engineers if they want serious talent
>>144335030>its a niche (british) sportwhat do we think about this statement, bros?is F1 (british)?
>>144335054>8 of the 10 teams (including alpine and mercedes) are based in the UK >most, if not all of the mechanics and ancillary employees come from the UK
>son is kwab tier shitter>brother is gay>people care more about some twinks than you>rod wave still making music what did schumacher do to deserve this
>>144335240ski
>>144335240>rod wave is still making music
>Mercedes and mclaren front wing are legal
>>144331613I can't believe that at this point we still don't have a good bikini photo of her rear end.
>>144335131thank you mr. chapmanyou truly saved the future...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EpFZidMfCaYthese retards dont even watch f1
>>144335789>goblando doesn't know shit about F1 history >doesn't know shit about tyres>doesn't know shit about his own car>doesn't know shit about strategy>doesn't know how to start a raceWhat does he know?
>>144335938>What does he know?bottle wins and lie
>>144335938>doesn't know shit about tyres>doesn't know shit about his own car>doesn't know shit about strategyretardo is the same
>25 minsitsover
Just listened to Buxton on the race podcast and it's honestly amazing how transparent his bias towards Norris over Piastri is. Like he wants Oscar to get fucked raw just so that Goblando can get mindbroken by Max at the last race.
>>144336219got any quotes?
>>144336219i like how are edd triggers the fag at the end of the podcast kek
>>144336219next season oscar, wait for the next season
>>144336281The gist of it is that Edd and Ben think that it's pretty unlikely that Norris of all people will make the biggest comeback in F1 history and that Piastri is too talented to be made a number 2. Meanwhile Cuxton thinks that Oscar should be Lando's lapdog with the promise that "in the future" he'll have a shot at the championship. Buxton thinks Mclaren is either A. dumb for not giving Oscar team orders or B. are being strong armed by a contract where there can't be number two status. He has not seemed to consider that Mclaren maybe think Oscar is better than Norris and they don't want to fuck over their future number one driver.
>>144336449>with the promise that "in the future" he'll have a shot at the championshiplolThe age gap between Lando and PS3 is like 2 years, unless Lando is crippled for half a season the only chance Oscar is going to have at a title in the same team is by exploiting the fact that Lando is a weak minded kwab.
>>144331613>if only you knew how bad things really are
/f1/: simps and pozfags
About to watch Star Trek III in honor of Darth Vader from Star Trek: The Empire Strikes Khan
>>144336523forgot picit's leonard nimoy who played harrison ford in Trek Wars: Undiscovered Force
>>144336478>the only chance Oscar is going to have at a title in the same team is by exploiting the fact that Lando is a weak minded kwab.in addition to the fact that he's the better driver
>>144336538they're both complete and utter shit, bro
>>144336502Don't worry bro, he has signed a contract so that Disney generate voiceclips of him with an AI and ruin his legacy
>>144336540
>>144336540saar you need to be going back to bangladesh
>>144336510and one terminally online Indo-Canadian shutin
>>144335436Adrian Newey getting inspired on the right
a canandian girl touched my willy once
>>144336582Really?
An Irish girl laughed at my willy once
>>144336554you're pozzed bro
McLaren had a Jenson Button and Fernando Alonso pairing, but decided give them the worst cars in formula 1 history
>>144336610Alonso got shit on by Ocon, bro
tbf ocon has unparalleled dawg
pull up on a vert watch me skrrt like andretti
lyrically i'm mario andrettin on the momoludricously speedy, or infectious with the slo-mo
Tasanapol Inthraphuvasak
>>144336667kwab
Aston Martin press conference soon
>>144336681208 minutes, bro
>>144336684I am not a bro
>>144336687Sorry, son
>>144336687post your A cups
>>144336687take /f1/'s virginity
>>144336704I already got her first bud
currently taking a hamilton at the toilet rn
i think it would be good if Aston Martin became top team.Also, to be completely honests with you senpai, one time in Prague, i gave money to a synagogue.
>>144336687Please madam post the needful
i havent seen any information about newey working on mclaren 2024 car
>>144336594hope you flayed her father, brothers, uncles and male cousins
>>144336739>i gave money to a synagogueIs that a bad thing?
>Is that a bad thing?
Lance Stroll needs to hurry up and get on my level
>>144336541>and ruin his legacyThey were busy doing that while he was still alive, hell they were doing it in the early 2000's.>>144336538He may be a better driver but he's also a slower driver, he has occasional showings where he outperforms norizz but they're once in a blue moon.
Post drivers who should have made it to F1 but didn'tRobin Frijns>3rd in European karting championship>French karting champion>Belgian karting champion>first year in cars is Formula BMW Europe>finishes P3 and is the best rookie with almost double the points to the next rookie>next season wins the title>the next season wins Eurocup Formula Renault as a rookie against Sainz, Kvyat and Vandoorne>gets 500k towards a season in Formula Renault 3.5 as a prize>wins the FR3.5 title as a rookie against Bianchi, Magnussen, Alexander Rossi and Antonio Felix da Costa>first driver since Kubica to win the title as a rookie>gets a Red Bull F1 test as a prize>no money to race anything the next season>becomes a test driver for Sauber>no chance for a race seat because of Gutierrez and his pesos>gets a chance in GP2 in a new team called Hilmer (which only lasted 3 seasons and got 12th/11th in teams' championship without Frijns)>wins feature race at Barcelona from 8th on the grid>this means he had to start the sprint race from 8th on the grid as well>finishes P2 in the sprint race>this was before GP2 had DRS or any other overtaking AIDS>gets replaced at Hilmer by a pay driver>spends one season at Caterham as a test driver>goodbye F1 dreams
>>144336666Double dubs and a quad. /f1/ could only dream (except that anon with the script)
>>144329687Why the fuck would Williams keep funding him? They have Sainz/Albon and if one of them leaves, they have Colapinto.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qften2FFZ2c
>Fernando Alonso>Adrian Newey>Enrico Cardile>Honda>new headquarters including state of the art wind tunnel and simulator>unlimited money from Strulovich and Saudi ArabiaThere's no way Aston Martin can fail
Do you guys think Audi will make it to the grid?
>>144336964>>144336968What are you implying? What are you on aboat?
>>144336964I'm from the future.Oops
>>144336969
>>144336964>Lance Stroll
*makes shit-tier cars, drivers and posters*
>>144336975ikr can't believe he missed out the main one
>>144333402Jean Todt and his fans asking him how to win championships in various racing disciplines.
>>144336933
>>144336964AlonSLOW and StruloBITCH are your drivers
>>144336976But you can fuck both men and women while being straight
>>144328390She doesn't love them so she's still a virgin bro.
>>144336976>shit-tier cars*ahem*
>>144336992japan isn't highlighted bruv
>mfw MotoGP-TV is $33>PER MONTH
>>144336976How many drivers they even got, Haryanto? Albon does not count.
>>144337003nips never made based 5th gen lancer utes "bruv"or any other gen for that matterfantastically based car, the little jumbuck
>>144336926jehan daruvala
>>144336992>Proton Jumbuckdumbest name for the coolest thing awardEvo Ute is badass and yet another thing I’d sadly have to wait at least another 10 years to even see in Americacurse the 25 year import law
>>144337023Another reason to hate mercedes
>>144337010Freestreams is free :)
>>144336559kek
>>144337019i stand corrected ffffam
>>144337035That is illegal
>>144337035>YEEE HAW
>>144337050the bloopers of that video are great.
>>144337010And people laugh at me for giving money to a synagogue.
>>144337076ignore the antisemites, give more
>>144337019>utes
Which F1 driver would be a good horse jockey?
>>144337137yuki
>>144337137Schumacher
>>144336878>he has occasional showings where he outperforms norizzhe has outperformed norizz in the last 4/5 races, that's not occasionally
>>144337076>very good
>>144337168>he has outperformed norizz in the last 4/5 racesEven you don't believe this
>McLaren agreed to loan Bortoleto to Audi for a few yearsIf anything, this increases the chances that Bottas will re-sign.
>ynr the globohomos spending 4 months trying to overturn AD21 and finally giving up because the rules were too clear-cut and explicit about allowing what masi did
>>144337190Lotus F1 return with Masi as TP when
Based sock respecters Charles and is that Flavio?
>https://x.com/AstonMartinF1/status/1833418916116500868what did they mean by this
30 bings until Aston Newey
>>144337197>>144326676removed the OP post out of habit kek
>>144337202Jack Dawson confirmed
What kind of aero autism will Newey bring upon Aston?
>>144337197>and is that FlavioYes
>>144337202Cheeky af
Alonso's exposure timeline:>stint at alpeen proves that he wasn't carrying anyone>stint at asston shartin proves that he was the problem--- YOU ARE HERE --->stint with newey proves that it wasn't newey
>pooey doesn't like the way Hornyman treated a woman>chose to work for billionaire scumbag rapist (probably)
>>144337224>billionaire scumbag rapistProof?
>>144337035For me its LatifiStreams
>>144337224Lawrence Strulovich has never even attempted to have sex. Lance was conceived with a turkey baster.
>>144337202Umm, akshually newey uses a rotring or pentel lead holder not a wood pencil!
>>144337211Nothing, he is too old and washed. He will just grab some cash and leave like sport bust. Stroll seething even more.
>>144337222
>>144337222he still tied in points with a driver who had every single advantage possiblecope on, pranjeet
>>144337190it has become a generally accepted consensus among the media, the fans and the experts of Fomula One, as well as fans of both Sir Lewis Hamilton and Max Verstappen themselves that the 2021 Formula One World Drivers' Championship was not concluded ethically nor in accordinace with a good faith interpretation, spirit and just administration of official rules and regulationshow you choose to cope with that information is up to you
>a-any second now the leaf will be proven wrong about something!!
>>144337247if that were the case, merc wouldn't have dropped the appeal, bro
>>144337248Do you job leafjanny
>>144337247Masi didn't change car order after race or anything. Hamilton should have just defend one lap. It was not certain that max would get pass, we got this timeline. In other Hamilton is praised even more.
>>144337218
>Newey to Arseton Shartinlmfao. Am I scared of this news? No. In fact, I have been waiting for this for years. I will be watching Alonso FAIL TO WIN EVERY SINGLE RACE next season despite having a Neweymobile, so Alonsoniggers can shut the fuck up about "Alonso > GOATtel" forever.>Vettel got Neweymobile>Won 4 championships>AMX got Neweymobile>Won 3 championships (soon he will win his 4th)>Alonso will get Neweymobile>Slower than Stroll
>indog has taken up the pooleafs gimmickWhat an awful partnership
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>>144337263none of this really matters because if the race director followed standard procedure instead of trying to manufacture an exciting final lap of the season, Sir Lewis wins the title behind safety car. in every possible scenario where they follow the rules and regulations in the way they are designed to act as grounds for fair racing, Hamilton wins the title behind the safety car.
>>144337268Why are you suddenly defending Min Fraudstappen?
someone tell the indodog that they went car racing
2021 was a decade ago, let go
>>144337290F1 is not fair. He should have been DSQ for Silverstone but they didn't. The championship should have never got close to last race in fair world.
>>144337292Both GOATtel and KWABstappen could actually deliver something while driving Newey rocketship. Alonso will not, not even the 33rd win will come. Stroll will rape his ass dry
>[+]
>>144337292min lowstappen is going to win WDC simply because zak doesn't want to burn his bridges with ps3 by ordering him to lose to norris .
Durbo
why are british people so great at making highly complex race cars in tiny numbers but terrible at mass producing simple cars?
>>144337306One of these days this post will literally be true and they'll STILL be posting about it.
>>144337327This can not be real
>>144337177semenstone:>quicker the whole sunday>didn't KWAB the tyre choice or his pitstop>finished behind only due to strateggihungary:>jumped norizz at the start>pulled a gap>undercut, still held the lead, pulled another gap>made a mistake, lost his gap, started pulling again>behind due to more strateggi, followed by team ordersspa:>jumped norizz at the start>actually overtook peoplezandvoort:>KWABbedmonza:>overtook at the start>more pace with less tyre deg and no mistakes>undercut twice, still finished aheadthat's 4 games for the ps3, it is not his fault that norizz is a mental fatigue man-tier shitter
>>144335359If it's legal Red Bull should copy it :^)
>>144337268>next season despite having a NeweymobileDTS zoomer confirmeddo you think they start working on the new car at the end of the season?
>>144337338>lost 13-3 in quali h2h to Norizz>the only win he has was giftedeternally kwab. just bring back Ricciardo at this point he can't be this shit
>>144337323that's not turbolying fiend
I still think that is funny that "El Plan" was because of trumpbtw, confia en el plan
>>144337323real durbo :DDD
HOLY FUCKING SHITTHEY ACCIDENTALLY LEAKED THE ANNOUNCEMENT ON TIKTOKITS OVER FOR m-ACKshttps://x.com/TomP1Bellingham/status/1833427478305542191
me personally, i'm perfectly content with the state of F1 & MotoGP, i just wish there were less excessive rules & more manufacturers/drivers, and perhaps more races in historic tracks that haven't seen use in years or maybe even implementing track rotation.
>>144337321>this is the official pozfag copegrim
WE ARE LIVE
>>144337392>everyone who disagrees with me is [noun]
How to fix F1:>75 % of the races held in Europe>remove all legal regulations on sponsoring>allow all engine configurations>remove cost cap>remove DRS>bring back the 2003-2009 points system
>>144337231Fun fact about wooden pencils: even if you sharpen it until it's impossible to hold, you're still only using 1% of the graphite
>>144337283ugly vampire
>>144337388i am going to assume that by manufacturers, you mean teams/constructors and NOT oem's who can fuck off to the depths of hell
>>144337327Damon just wants Norris to win so he's no longer the biggest weakmind to somehow become WDC.
LIVE HERE IN 50 MINhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qften2FFZ2c
>>144337338>>quicker the whole sundayAs opposed to half of the Sunday? or 3/5's of the Sunday? You only said it that way because he qualified behind goblando (which he does, a LOT) and got the worse strat because he was already behind lando on the track...>>jumped norizz at the startLike I said, the start is a good example of Lando being a weakmind which PS3 will need to exploit.>>made a mistake, lost his gap, started pulling again>>behind due to more strateggi, followed by team ordersThis is fundamentally delusional, Lando was a good 10s ahead of him when they finally told lando to stop at the side of the road, did you even watch the race?>>spa:This one I'd agree, he was actually better during the race, primarily because he also qualified better.IIRC he was also better during the 2023 sprint too.>>zandvoort:That's an understatement, he got his shit pushed in.Lando made the gap look like Perez and Max.>monza:>>overtook at the start(because he got outqualified, again)The rest I'll agree with because I didn't bother watching Monza assuming it would be a snoozer (I was right).
>>144337446>>144337338they're both complete and utter shit, bros
museo and nuui are both very old. this will not have the desired outcome for strulovich
>>144337458But I thought "OLD GOOD, NEW BAD"?
pozfags be like:>max is only winning thanks to poowey*one year later*>uhh... poowey is TOO OLD
>>144337414>remove DRSWhy do you want less interesting races? We already get races where drives just drop back to around 1500-2000ms of the car in front to avoid dirty air. If you remove DRS then we go back to pit stops and quali entirely dictating races.
People only watch F1 for driver drama, the racing itself is immensely boring.
THEY ARE INhttps://x.com/ferranwest/status/1833433316982243368?t=2GbpjkkHdEndbe7D2Qyd5w&s=19
>>144337476this is the first time ever I've seen someone defend DRS.you have the shittiest opinion in the world.
>>144337446>You only said it that way because he qualified behind goblando (which he does, a LOT)why bother qualifying ahead when you'll be ahead on track within a few corners?>and got the worse strat because he was already behind lando on the track...4 tenths after 20 laps. Goblando masterclass>followed by team orderswell no, the team orders were when McLaren gave Lando the undercut twice, despite being the slower driver the entire race>This is fundamentally delusional, Lando was a good 10s ahead of him when they finally told lando to stop at the side of the road, did you even watch the race?he took advantage of the clean air gifted to him by McLaren?>>monza:>The rest I'll agree with because I didn't bother watching Monza assuming it would be a snoozerlol, you don't even watch the races. no wonder you're a total retard>(I was right)if you're sexually attracted to lando
Beginning to think that Newey might have a bigger than average ego
>>144337505Why do you want less interesting races.
>>144337476Removing DRS will bring the aesthetic back to this 'sport'. No more 'straight track open wing SLURRRPPPPP' overtake.I blame KWABlonso for failing to overtake Petrov at AD 2010. Fuck him
>>144337532DRS is what makes them less interesting "races". there's no need to race anymore.>get behind driver>get free pass
>>144326676Speaking of Italianons, I come here rarely since the place got ruined years ago. Whats up with Simon? Is he still posting here?
>>144337533the only way you get a straight forward overtake with DRS is if you are already multiple seconds faster than the car in front, that's the point of the system. you can still have close races if cars are equally matched under DRS, and it allows for mind games as well as showcasing racecraft https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mAGGBkyqaww
>>144337194Mondayhttps://x.com/lotuscars/status/1833180762801054175
>>144337545blatantly dumb opinion. as expected of someone who started this argument with an insult.
>>144337517>lol, you don't even watch the races. no wonder you're a total retardI didn't watch that one or Zandvoort because I assumed Lando would win both from pole, pathetically he only manged to prove me right in once instance.
>>144337532More "overtakes" =/= more interesting races if it's just a matter of getting DRS and hauling ass on the straights.
>>144337231>"We're going to make the Valkyrie look like a fucking joke"
>>144337563if DRS lets your opponent just drive past you on a straight its an issue of poor corner exit speed, poor setup or your car is just overall weak on the straights. DRS isn't meant to be a magic bullet to let you do that, the DRS zones are mostly aimed to let your opponent get a slight lead, or optimally let you get side by side so that way the real overtake happens under braking, or into the subsequent corner depending which way your opponent chose to defend.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=69e8oa85F3g
Why is /f1/ so dead during the Adrian Newey move announcement and during a race week?
Newey is going to Asston Shartin, however he won't be designing F1 cars, and instead focus on super cars.Inb4 source
>>144337326See British Leyland history.
>>144337613>Asston Shartin11yo detected
Why are people 3 years later still blaming Masi when Mercedes strategy was clearly at fault. They had a clear pattern of being too passive and allowing Redbull to take the initiative and under cut or get a tire advantage like in AD . Mercedes sabotaged Lewis not the FIA or Masi . They also did so throughout the year not just in AD
Redeem.
>>144337628>REEEEEE no heckin fun allowed because, you just can't, okay?65yo detected
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Adrian Newey and the Twenty (20) Good Men
Adrian Newey Band
Adrian Oldey
>>144336975>implying he won't have Vettel at RB-tier domination after Nuui builds him another rocket
The Adrian Newey Experience
>>144337547haven't seen him here in many, many years. basically since around Za-Donk.
>>144337326bonding of corporate-state powers, socialism, the usual
>>144337644nothing funny there, just pure cringe
Aloooooonso aloooonso alooooooonso
Adrian Newey and The HeartbreakersAdrian Newey and The AttractionsAdrian Newey and The CricketsAdrian Newey and The Four SeasonsAdrian Newey and The Tennessee ThreeAdrian Newey and The StoogesAdrian Newey and The MiraclesAdrian Newey and E Street BandAdrian Newey and The Flying Cunts of Chaos
>>144337672see >>144337458
>>144337247You're right, Hamilton should have been punished properly for Silverstone
>>144337290It was 100% legal, deal with it
>>144337609/f1/ is a Yaris Cup board.
schumi kwab'd so many championships that it's actually quite incredible
LAURA WINTER
Bros...my streamlight flashlight of +5 years just fell out of my pocket into the pool wish my nigga a good life
Where tf is Gemma Arterton?!
>Newey will be a SHAREHOLDERWELP WE'RE FUCKED
Adrian Newey is a SHAREHOLDER>Adrian Newey is a SHAREHOLDERAdrian Newey is a SHAREHOLDER>Adrian Newey is a SHAREHOLDERAdrian Newey is a SHAREHOLDER>Adrian Newey is a SHAREHOLDERAdrian Newey is a SHAREHOLDER>Adrian Newey is a SHAREHOLDER
>>144337744Getting fingered by Newey.
>Lawrence sounds like he's struggling to breathe and talk>his private jet has been flying to Minnesota (a place with a Mayo clinic) regularlyBros...
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
>give him 0.001% of stock>he's a sHaReHolDeRnewey is 65, he's done designing cars>Lawrence Stroll: "We have my crack"lmao
now hire amx
adrian my love
>>144337745Aston cars are now faster and lighter except leakier. Newey for special appearance in a Bond film!
Newey got CIRCUMCISED>Newey got CIRCUMCISEDNewey got CIRCUMCISED>Newey got CIRCUMCISEDNewey got CIRCUMCISED>Newey got CIRCUMCISED
Fernando Alonso (2005,2006,2025)
Ferrari bros...
>>144337772the ride never ends
>>144337777Checked
>Lance still can't win a race, let alone a world title
Newey is pure shit at public speaking bro
>Adrian OHHH!!!
Who cares about Newey being a shareholder? Being a shareholder just means easy dividend money every year. It's not like he has any say in literally everything except aerodynamics (which he will still be able to do for the next 2 years before going totally senile).
Lesbians !
>>144337788Aston Martin F1 100% does not pay a dividend
>>1443377882 more years
Honda
kimi antonelli
Red Bull really fucked up choosing Ford
Alzheimer Newey
Newey, Aston Martin, Honda, Aramco, Valvoline, RBR and other engineers, new factorywell well well
gaydrian pooey live circumcision
>>144337812>pooeynice flag
>>144337809Your forgetting lots of wind tunnel time due to poor performance in 2024
he talks like trump
>>144337810>Stroll is the last garagista APOLOGIZE
>>144337826Its the post modern aristocrat accent
26? why not 25i dont like this alobros
>>144337446Doesn't matter if you qualify behind if you're ahead by the first corner anyway.
>>144337810>WE DON'T HAVE ALL OUR TOOLS IN PLACE - LAWRENCE STROLL on his tools
>Next to Ferrari, Aston Martin is the most iconic brand across the worldDo brits really
>>144337810Well done Claire.
Ferrari still mentioned in passing in an Aston Martin press conference.
>>1443378352026 es un reinicio y es mejor enfocar todo para eso
i wonder how stroll sr reacts when stroll jr fucks up during a racedo you think he yells at him or just says that he's disappointed and walks away
he is a legend of the sport
>>144337810So he left RB because of Mateschitz's death then and not Hornyman's escapades?
>>144337852he doesn't show up; he's got a meeting to attend
>>144337835Amx will replace Alonso in 2026.
HUGE DAY FOR FORMULA 1 - lance stroll
>>144336926you left out>talks shit about Red Bull in Dutch media after the test>this, along with him winning FR3.5 by crashing with Bianchi, means his profile is lower than it should bethe Sauber thing was weird though, but this was around the time they signed 4 drivers for 2 seats
>>144337414stupid cracker momentsmart cracker momentsmart cracker momentsmart cracker momentstupid cracker momentstupid cracker moment
aston martin nabbing a cheeky lil don't mind if i do 2025 WCC while RBR finishes 5th and hornyman retires before 2026
>Alonso will get branded a neweybabbyBest timeline
So what happens with Mike Krack now
say itsay 3 championship
>>144337871what of troonstappen
I'm wearing Green right now! I'm wearing Green right now!
say your name and publicatiopnand the indian doesnt say themthanks
LAWRENCE BARETTO top 1 journalist
>>144337855Mateschitz's death created the political clusterfuck that's ongoing inside red bull. Hornyman and the Thais are fighting to control it
>>144337886seconded Saaar
Is Edd at the event?
he looks so happy to be there
EDD STRAW, THE RACE
>>144337887ThisHornyman's "affair" was just a smokescreen for the Thai takeover of RBR
>>144337869>talks shit about Red Bull in Dutch media after the testA journalist made up that quote. He was talking with the journalist in private and told him that he has never been offered a junior team contract and he isn't sure if RBJT would be the best environment for him because it's a very high pressure junior team that replaces drivers often. The journalist then went and printed something like>ROBIN FRIJNS: RED BULL TREATS DRIVERS LIKE DOGS!
Andrew Benson is a wanker
>>144337874we'll be there for epic mvseo exposure.
>>144337892looks like my grandpa when i take a photo
>>144337022You mean reverse grid merchant daruvala? Nah
>>144337892Aston in 2025 is gonna be hard to beatBut 2026 regs seam engine dominated like the 2014 regs so he might end up nerfed until the time he retires XD
actual neweybaby
>>144337892Insider info: Newey will pass away before the 2026 season starts
>>144337905>Aston in 2025newey cant work in the car until early march, at best the car would be good for after summer
>>144337900why?he is alright
>>144337877he will be in the midfield hoping for a podium, just filling his contractual obligation until he checks out of any hope mid season and announces retirement norris wins WDC 25, followed by hamilGOD and leGOD in close competition.
BREAKING NEWS!: gimi
>>144337899his own fault for talking to journaliststhe dutch media was desparate for f1 content at that time, if giedo van der garde or nigel melker farted, they wrote about that too
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>>144337911if the baseline of the car isn't there, it won'tnewey didn't exactly turn around red bull the year he started working there either
>>144337911but he can make educated suggestionswhy are you against Alonso winning his 33rd. i personally would love to see that.
>technical heavyweight peopleedd straw
>>144337899>Trusting a journoHe made his bed.
>>144337875Probably leading the team to a 2026 WDC & WCC
>Cuxton is there>Edd isn't
>>144337905RetardNewey is too late for the 2025 car. He will be working on the new reg car from the getgo
this nigga sound like discount werner herzog
Tifosibros, newey was suppose to be ours...
rumours and speculation flying around the paddock right now
>>144337927redbull wasnt aston, aston has a much better team than the redbull had thenbut yes, i was being optimistic>>144337929i want alonso to win the championship, but i just dont think that newey will have a huge impact in so little time
>>144337912He seems like he's drive slow in the passing lane
Alonso 3rd WDC???
>>144337941Newey was never moving to Africa
who fucked up it moreRB for letting Newey goFerrari for not doing everything in their power to get Newey
>>144337927Weren't Red Bull still on Ferrari engines for a few years? I vaguely remember Newey pushing hard for Renault engines due to their lower cooling requirements compared to the Ferrari and Merc engines.
>>144337946 (Me)he'd*
i forgot cuxtonne question first part really grim attention span there
Bros... Adrian is stuttering....
I thought he was joking when he made this https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x2kBwoDZVmM
>>144337955it's over
>>144337855YesThe horner affair is just sg the british media munches with literal no real effect, but the dts retards who flocked in can only process netflix tier drama so they think its sg worthy
>>144337955>spend millions to get newey>he then develops dementia and parkinson
>>144337950>Ferrari for not doing everything in their powerthey made the mistake of not doing this in 2014 when he was still working full timebending over backwards for newey while he's scaling down and you have a ton of new people coming in doesn't make that much sense
>>144337680Thanks fren, I hope he is all well and shit although
america's cup mentioned
>all this hype just for NARB to wipe the floor with the entire grid next year.
>>144337955he always does, you mongoloiddo you people all have IQ58?
>>144337936>>144337945I pray I am right. It will be glorious to see Alonso up there.Why?Well I am considering the fact that this is the end of a three year reg cycle and the cars are at the limit of their aerodynamic performance. so a little here and a little there will go a long way.>>144337946yeah he does XD LMAO
>F1 is STILL the pinnacle of motorsports so say NewyPowerful
did he really need the money? why is he taking up this massive role that has a higher chance of making him kwab his career achievements in some midfield team instead of retiring at the peak of his career after having made rb19 the optics making him look like otto von bismarck, meaning he's the only person who truly understands his own creation and its mastery and once he leaves it all falls to pieces because nobody has the slightest clue how to operate the machine he created
>>144337777chegg'd
>>144337951I read somewhere the 2006 ferrari engine especially had bigger cooling requirements and newey ended up shutting down the rb2 development because of it
>>144337976He grew tired of grooming car babies.
>forgotten your second questionsoh no nonono alo bros...
>>144337970Take it easy! It's a joke!
this reminds me that Lawrence already poached half of RB staff into AM sometime ago, and now they take Neweyhow could RB fuck up so much.....
Sir Frank Williams mentioned.
Lance is as competitive as neewy
>>144337976you always want more money
>>144337976why would such a creative person who wants challenges in life retire?this is his new life project, this is what you live forare you really fucking braindead?
what is blud yapping about :skull:
>>144337976if he was really worried about his legacy, he'd probably not have left Williams or McLaren either. he seems like the kind of autist who needs everything to be his way and thinks the results will come to him then, rather than betting on the best team at that time
>>144337994you're a russnigger so you don't know this expression because you've never felt it, it's called "quit while you're ahead"
Newy just proved that max is a car baby, it's over
>>144337963>they made the mistake of not doing this in 2014 when he was still working full time>bending over backwards for newey while he's scaling down and you have a ton of new people coming in doesn't make that much senseThisIn a middle of the pack team though, even a non-peak Nui could make a difference
Slovenian women are amazing
Adrian Newey is trending on Twitter!
>>144338002so you are braindead. thanks
>>144338016>Brawn hires Newey in the second half of 2008What happens?
>>144338002>do thing you like>uh, you can't do that! P-please just quit !>continues doing thing he likesyou are so broken you don't even understand the creative pursuit of humanity. newey doesn't do it for fame you retard. he is there because he wants to be. he enjoys the challenge. simple as.also you're buck broken by russians so much that simply seeing similar colours alienates you lmao.
>>144338002>quit while you're aheadanother one with IQ58 detected
BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA> Newey to Astin Martin> FraudStappen will never win a race ever again> FraudStappen only won cause of the car> FraudStappen has not skill or talenthttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dxChZcrypy8
>>144338039>that break between mclaren and red bullyou sure convinced me with your retardation, russnigger.
>>144338039>including years where he lost the WCC while his driver won the WDCsmartest pozfag
>>144336964but bro, newey is pure shit bro
>>144338034>>Brawn hires Newey in the second half of 2008>What happens?Making the MP4/4 look like a fucking joke
I don't care
>>144338039the mclel record is grim fucking hell.not a single constructor/driver championship after 1999. not sure if schumi was too good or mclel fucking sucked
I care
I care I care a lot I care too much I I OHHH!!!!!
>>144337976>did he really need the money?Aramco probably refused settle for any less.
>Fernando? It's Shmuel, let Lance pass please
AlonsoWinsLol
>>144338074Ferrari was stacked during that era. From their aero department to the engine department. Then there were Todt/Brawn who are exemplary in their leadership roles.
Being a walking Wikipedia does not make you an interesting person.
>>144337772There's still a chance we can outbid Stroll and buy Nuui bros
>stroll will win a title in your life time
>>144338110How is that a bad thing?
>>144338110false
>>144338110WEC and Le Mans 24 Hours champion Lance Stroll.
>>144338110Lawrence Stroll with Fernando? I'm okay with that
>>144331613TAKE MY SOUL SOPHIA
>>144331613yeah she can peg me
>>144338074they should have won the wcc in 1999. 2001 the beryllium pistons were banned, so mclel was screwed for a few years, and later on, after the mp4-18 debacle, nuui wasn't even doing anything and dennis was specifically asking ilmor to build the most fragile engines imaginable for maximum power. it was not his fault they couldn't fight ferrari
>>144338110I don't really care that lawrence will win, he obviously invested a lot into it. Curious if it will be AMX or someone else.
>>144338039so it will take about 10 years before Asston will win a WDC?
Would you nut inside max?
lance is going anywhere, he and nando will finish the fight. deal with it
>>144337958What the fuck is an sg?
>>144338170You wouldn't?
>>144338180seriously gay?
>>144338170that would be gay for all involved parties
>>144338170To what end?
>>144338210>Adrian, help us!
>>144338180
>Alonso>Neweyguess Aston Martin is now pure shit: the team
Lance got destroyed by Poorez, Poorez would have made the 2023 WDC look like a close battle. Doubt anyone will have an advantage like that again in 2026, at best he will become a race winner.
>>144338180STALKER general
>>144338210Sad that no-one talks about our Hannah anymore when RB isn't dominating :(
I remember starting watching in F1 in 2004 and it took 5 years for Newey to build a car that was either not slow or not unreliable af
>>144338246Why did she do it?
Yeah, Newey is literally complete and utter shit
>>144338254It adds sensation
>>144338261OOOHHHH!!
he knewhttps://x.com/cytrusf1/status/1832811791333708241
>>144338273Are you a girl too? :)
>>144338291
I'm so tired, I haven't slept a winkI'm so tired, my mind is on the blinkI wonder should I get up and fix myself a drinkNo, no, no
>>144338222YOU CAN'T SAY THAT ABOUT MAGIC YOU'RE JUST POZFAG
POOwey joins ASSton FARTin LMAO
Baking a Newey
>>144338002>you're a russnigger so you don't know this expression because you've never felt it
>>144338295No.
>>144338364WHY NOT??? Why not?
>>144338110nando knew this
>>144338222All we need is Lewis to replace Stroll and we'll have the GOAT team
>>144338368The universe wanted me to suffer the life on hard mode.
>>144338375how drunk are you right now
>>144338370Yes, he's been saying this since he joined the team. Despite this everyone will act surprised and call Alonso a shitter when Stroll wins the 2026 WDC over him even though Alonso was the only one who saw his real potential from the start.
>>144338375>Hamilton and Alonso reunited again after 20 yearsWho's writing this script?
>>144338388Same person who's written the Vettel x Webber fanfiction
>ynr drugabitch
>>144338162what are his emotions?
>>144338415probably feeling he needs to get paid more for building race-winning cars for shitters like Damon Hill or DC
>>144338165no, because AM have everything in place. RB was literally nowhere. retard
>>144338074>not a single constructor/driver championship after 1999what?
NEWEY SEXUALLY ASSAULTED BY HORNER BOMBSHELL
>>144338473Hamilton won after Newey left
>>144338509AND ON THAT BOMBSHELL
>>144338531>AND ON THAT BOMBSHELLI was going to ask how a flip knows about Alan Partridge, but turns out that fuckhole Jeremy Clarkson used it on Top Gear
>>144338527Glock?
ADRIAN NEWEY JUST FLEW OVER MY HOUSE
newey is purely mediocre bros
>>144338548HAHAHAHAHA...HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA......news
two more weeks until horner is fired
>>144338599...fired up to sexually harass a fresh batch of rb interns!
SPANX
>>144338616>>144338625OHHH!!!
I refuse to believe newey isn't severely overrated
>newey confirmed>/f1/ relents
>>144338643newey is pure shit, bro
>>144338650>newey confirmedit's for F1E in 2026. this news doesn't concern /f1/. it basically off topic posting.
NEWey?
>>144338669>F1EThat's a very fitting name, considering it's half combustion and half electricshit
>>144338687Is this electricshit in the room with us right now?
>>144338697Yes, it's powering my pc and yours
>>144338697yeah can't you see it, it's right behind the pozzed glowie
>>144338671make a new thread in two weeks
>>144338710TWO WEEKS? TWO SCOOPS?
>>144338717two hotdogs
>>144338717Damn, Fred Vesti is different from what I remember.
>>144337414>remove cost capthe cost cap is a good thing.
I don't know whether cost cap is a good or bad thing.
>>144338757Are you sure you're not getting the cost cap confused with baseball caps
although I'm glad Ferrari didn't waste six gorillions on Newey, what's the point of the budget cap if you can deduct not only the drivers salaries but also the three highest paid members of the staff?
>>144338770>Mercedes throwing £50 million more per year than any other team at F1 to dominate was le goodBeing able to try out 6 different designs to see what works is retarded, the cost cap is good because there's less room for error. Skilled designers can still succeed in a budget, whereas retarded ideas get locked in (see no sidepods)
Technology Campus.
>>144338787Other teams should try being richer
>>144338781TrueLulu's brand and image brings in money unlike Poowey
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JvkzUzpWuo4Watching this
>>144338768Money needs to be spentNot saved
>>144338787retard. merc weren't dominant because of no cost cap their power was in the engine freeze
>>144338787bravo, you are king retard
>>144338837>>144338837>>144338837>>144338837>>144338837>>144338837
>>144338818>>144338821no cost cap era: mercedes is goodcost cap era: mercedes is shit and mclaren (customer) is beating themFACTUAL
>>144338839
>>144338841Ever heard of "correlation doesn't imply causation"?
TIMELINE OF WDC
>>144337547Which Simon? Me or the Britoid?
gimiImi
