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Nothing happened this week. You are free to skip another thread, anon.
>>144328736wym? bulls got lidell
>>144328736what about last week?
>6 foot 9 athletic freak and 20 time All-Star Lebron James has never entered a dunk contest in his entire careerkek
>>144329263he's not wrong
>>144328736WRONG>>144285764
>LeMickey missed the playoffs then got swept and gentleman's swept the next two years
BetCHAD reporting inOnly 6 more weeks, bros. You know we finna boutta smash those bookies again this season. I'll be here day 1. Only two games that day, so probably gonna go light. All I know is that Twolves-Lakers is gonna be an under (depending on the number). Probably gonna go light that first week or two and let the ATS play out so we can find the value.Can't wait. See you then, /nba/bros
Kobe da goat
When Kawhi is healthy is there anybody that's better than him in the NBA?Seriously if this guy wasn't made of glass he would undeniably be the best player in the world and it wouldn't even be close
Damn
a girl in my class wears the same perfume as my 8th grade crush (my 1st ever crush) just got flashbacks
>>144336106If I follow your advice and lose money you can't post here anymore. I'm gonna bet the under on the TWolves line
Why pay Jamal Murray?
Lmao. I fucking despise Knickrabbis but they're ok on this one. Inceltic finna be seething.
Fucking based. Ring 19 incoming.
JokicEmbiidDoncicGiannisCurryBrunsonSGADurantKawhiLeBron
>>144342865There is nothing to defend hes right. That * didn't count and nobody respects it.>>144339045*
>>144342913>it doesn’t count because I said soNot how this works, weapschizo
>>144342639I get that his statistical output isn't worthy of the max contract. I get it. Totally valid.What else is their option? Temporarily close the championship window and wait until someone better is available to spend the money on? Would that be tolerated by the fans or would that lead to empty seats?What would they spend that money on right now?
>>144342939That's a lot of *s.
i will say this, the i thank the weap for being a stepping stone en route to our championship.
>>144343067tbf all of the recent champions since 2020 aside from the warriors has beat the heat on their way to the chipthey are the perpetual jobber team of the league
>>144342865Mazzulla is a fucking alien and I love it. Kino quote as usual
Beating no healthy superstars is CRAZY, inCeltics ring is an * unless they can repeat then they double up winning their first ring and second simultaneously
>>144345154t. Miami gazelle
>>144344591holy science thanks for the gold y’all!
>>14434278gaytum is a hideous mutt id love to see how much money they lost on sales this year due to his ugly mug alone
>>144342865This guy is one of the biggest plebs in the NBA right now
>>144340826We finished the season 61%. We went 64% in the playoffs. We totally smashed the bookies. I will briefly summarize the unit betting system in my first post of the season since I spent waaay much time last year trying to explain to zoomer retards how to properly wager over a 6 month season. The real heads know what's up.
why dont people respect light skin gaytum?
>>144342999They can't even spend that money on anything other than Murray. They were already over the cap for next year even before they paid him.
>>144338706Healthy embiid
>>144338706umm Lebron exist sweaty
>>144346974He cried to his mommy to get minutes on the olympic team lmao
>umm Lebron exist sweaty
>>144345966But enough about Doc Rivers
>>144348556Doc Rivers/Joe Muzzula same shit different toilet. Anybody could have won with those Celtics rosters they had/injury to opposing superstars
>>144348718>Mazzulla win percentage 72.9%>Doc Rivers win percentage 52.8%>Erik Spolestra win percentage 58.2%Statistically they are not in the same shit. Erik Spolestra and Doc Rivers are the same shit. Don't loop Mr. Highest Win Percentage of All Time with bums
>>144348718Choke Rivers + Gaytum will find a way to lose
>>144348804Spo won championships that meant something, Hoe Mazzula only won as a formality (other teams not healthy enough to compete)
Keep seething
>>144348983>Mazzula only wonYeah he won OH NO NO NO NO NOOOOOOOOOO My CeltGODS won
>>144349014Yeah won an *
>>144349025He won
>>144348983How many rings does he have without LeGOD carrying him?
>>144348983>win with LeBron>LeBron leaves>don't winWow good job. Ty Lue did that shit too. So he's Ty Lue tier.
>Be Erik Spoelstra>have Lebron, a gay dinosaur, and a child abusing clownfish >win (and still lose kek)>LeBron leaves Miami because it was too gay for him>Erik Spoelstra all of a sudden forgets how to win an NBA FinalsHm....
Shaq and Charles last season.
>>144348983Didn't know having LeBron and two other hall of famers and not winning when they leave isn't a formality. I guess what it actually is is fraud.
>>144348718Kek the cord won't like this one.
>>144348804Mazulla is a colossal faggot and you can tell that by how arrogant he isThis bum choked his ass off last year against an 8th seed team Doc Rivers' style and was probably even less useful than Tatum was this year on their title run and yet he comes out and acts like he is an elite coachYou could grab any assistant coach from any team, put him as a head coach on this Celtics' team and they would still be champions, especially since almost every good player on the East was injured this year in the playoffsEven on the finals you could tell Doncic was barely moving and Kyrie had a mental breakdown every time he played in BostonThis is one of the weakest most pathetic title runs ever and this fraud thinks he is hot shit after he got carried by his stacked team all season long
>>144349314Didn't read, don't care. Stats don't lie, Greeks do (quite often actually)
As a Celtics fan I personally don’t count the 2024* because we beat all injured teams and superstars especially, but I think the ‘Gaytum’ disrespect has gotten out of hand. No he’s not the best player on his team or top 15-25 but he’s a very good role player that plays a team orientated game like Draymond Green
>>144349314100% facts. Well 99% facts. You called it a "title run". It wasn't a title. It was a *.
>>144349351>Stats don't lieWell he better repeat with this team next year then otherwise the * will be 100% officialBut something tells me that won't be easy since it's unlikely that everything will be perfect for them again next yearAnd when it gets tough and there's pressure he will crap his pants again along with his star players and we will all witness the biggest chokejob everHe really is Doc Rivers 2.0 kek
>>144349314inceltic really didn’t like this one kek
>>144350312Xe do be dilatin'
Could the league punish an entire team by removing them from all basketball activity for 1 league year? No play, no basketball-related income, maybe no salaries, nothing. The league reschedule is rewritten to just have 29 teams in competition. What would a team have to do to get punished like that?
just start the fucking season already aaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
>>144350307>more words that I won't readYou're like an AI. An AI that needs to pay his dnebts
>>144352755Chicago won so much with Jordan they stopped collecting talent as a city thereafter
Gaytum
Gaydumb
Will the nba eventually have to change the rules to make it so that a player's height doesn't instantly give them such a huge advantage?The current endgame seems to be that you simply wait for some sort of nine foot tall genetic freak giant who has the requisite bone and muscle density to go along with their freakish height (enough so that they can still be powerful and athletic like wemby is) and they basically just take the ball and dunk it without jumping every playAnd then going from that it becomes a team full of those types of players, at which point it becomes an eleven foot giant on the same court as the nine foot giantsBasically it seems like the arms race that is player height is ultimately unsustainable, so what can actually be done? Raising the net wouldn't do anything except be a bandaid solution
>>144353829If that was the case it would already be the case, the NBA has stayed the same height since the 1950s (one inch taller but players weren’t measured in shoes then) It be nice to have a player Vic’s size that does everything well but those players are usually shitty and/or injury prone (Yao Ming, Shawn Bradley, Manute Bol, Bol Bol, Gheorge Muersan) certainly none of them have been difference makers. I once thought the new “meta” would be trying to have 5 dudes like Giannis on the court at any given time Turns out those guys don’t run on trees and it’s still better to have a regular wing/forward than Jaren Jackson Jr despite his size since he doesn’t know what to do with it
>>144352244why bro are you excited to watch Westbrook? lmaoooooooooo
For the person that said I ran a 9:45 minute mile, this is my average mile time. I didn’t even break a sweat doing this + I’m a distance runner.
>>144355867>this is the 1st /nba/ post in 5 hoursWe are so cooked.
>>144355867But wont run up in a bitch
>>144355867You’re still a cuck.
>>144349314Good post
>>144349314They’re not going to repeat, that’s why ownership is trying to find a buyer. They had the stars align (injured) in their favor and won an * that makes them attractive to casual fans like Bezos that see Duncan Robinson, Andrew Neimheard, Jarrett Allen and Derrick Jones Jr as elite competition
Halliburton said he never wears his gold medal.
>>144355867>over six minuteslmao I had a faster mile time in fucking high school, and I was only a sprinterpush those cream cheese thighs harder lard ass
ded thread
Is Randle underrated?
>>144353829The original rules of basketball had a jump ball after every made basket. They've been patching the game to nerf height for over a century.
>>144355867>treadmill mile = actual mileI always felt like running on a treadmill was so much easier than running on a track
Michael Jordan's legacy as the greatest basketball player of all time is built on a foundation of unparalleled skill, relentless determination, and an unyielding will to win. His wide array of skills, from his impeccable shooting and scoring ability to his defensive prowess and clutch performances, set him apart from any other player in the history of the game. Jordan faced adversity head-on, whether it was overcoming tough opponents, battling through injuries, or leading his team to victory in the most critical moments. His six NBA championships, all won with the Chicago Bulls, are a testament to his greatness and his ability to rise to the occasion when it mattered most.In stark contrast, LeBron James, despite his physical gifts and undeniable talent, has often been criticized for his limited basketball skillset and his tendency to seek out easier paths to success. LeBron's career has been marked by a series of moves to team up with other star players in an attempt to secure championships, yet he has still come up short numerous times. His propensity to flop, his frequent outbursts at referees, and his habit of shifting blame onto others when things don't go his way have all tarnished his reputation. LeBron's actions, such as getting coaches fired and trading teammates, further illustrate a lack of the leadership qualities that defined Jordan's career.Ultimately, the comparison between Michael Jordan and LeBron James is stark. Michael Jordan is a winner in every sense of the word, a player who consistently rose to the challenge and led his team to greatness through sheer determination and skill. LeBron James, on the other hand, often comes across as a whiner, someone who looks for shortcuts and makes excuses when the going gets tough. In the end, Michael Jordan's legacy as the greatest of all time remains unchallenged, while LeBron James continues to grapple with his shortcomings.
>>144358810Mj career literally only went well because of that Scottie Pippin contract
Bronsexuals, what’s going with Shannon?
>>144358828Fine, I’ll play your game.Michael Jordan played with Pippen. Lebron played with Shaquille O’Neill, Dwayne Wade, Chris Bosh, Ray Allen, Kyrie Irving, Kevin Love, Anthony Davis, basically more NBA All-Stars and Hall of Famers than anyone other player in NBA history, played twice as long as Jordan yet only accomplished half as much.What does that say about your false king?
>>144358998Pippins nightmare contract gave them a max player for a min. You lost
>>144358998As long as we agree that Mickey Jordan is NOT the Goat and Scottie Pippin carried that squad
>>144358998>Michael Jordan played with Pippen.You missed the point he was making low IQ anon
>>144358551That’s based there should be more jump balls
one picture, two GOATS
Post images which permanently disqualify a player from GOAT contention.
>>144359879
>>144329263he was told it will just be him so nobody to blame for the L.he might join if the media will be the one voting though
Tyrese Maxey
ded gneral
>>144361583Agreed
>new city edition is just white version of previous edition Nike stinks
/nba/ is kill
5 more weeks
how my wizzies lookin
>>144362830Horrible
how do we save the NBA from dying? americans don't give a shit about this league anymore
>>144362876Just put on the NFL
>>144362876More Steph and Bron
>>144362876my econ professor used to call this the “gaytum” effect, if i recall correctly its when a player is so weak, gay and unlikeable/unattractive yet forced by a league that fans lose interest entirely
>>144359232My favorite original rule is that if the ball goes out of bounds the first player to touch it gets possession. If you brought that one back there would be a place for the no skill hustle guy who has been filtered out of the modern league.
Poopoo peepee aaaaaaaaaa
Shannon Sharpe is fucking live on IG and /nba/ still ded
pooping on a peeim pooping on a pee
>>144368131*
>>144368245Cope and cry
>>144368271Is that what Gaytum did when he couldn’t get playtime?
>>144368277KWAB
>>144349314oh man, ‘scord really isn’t gonna like this one
>>144368286Nobody respects the Celtics’ *, take them out of that category
>>144368300I respect them
>>144349314>Makes you seethebased. Didn't read BTW
>>144368304You’re Inceltic
>>144368315You are
Why do Celshits fans always get bullied?
>>144368319I'd kill myself if I had to convince (and others) Gayson Gaytum is a player
>>144368363Yeah I wish you would
>>144368367I wish you would
>>144368380I wish a nigga would
hey siri, what is gaytum’s finals field goal percentage and why does he have no aura?
hey siri, who won the 2024 NBA Championship?
>>144368861*
New fan here, is it true the Celtics didn’t play any healthy teams or superstars on their post-season run this year?
>>144368992no
>>144368997Is Luka the best player on the Mavs? I read Donovan Mitchell, Jimmy Butler, Tyrese Haliburton who are all considered the best players on their teams didn’t even finish the series against the Celtics due to injuriesIf this is true how do NBA fans generally feel about the C’s “championship?” If you can call it that
>>144369027>Is Luka the best player on the Mavs?
KWAB keep crying
i havent payed attention to nevermetmydadball for ages. but last time around the commission made them all dress like white nerds. are they allowed to dress like actual black people again?
>>144369057we did it! WE BEAT ALL INJURED TEAMS!!!
iverson/carter/carmello was my fave players btw\m/ word up \m/
>>144369061Westbrook and Jayson Tatum have been showing up to games with dresses and heels on for ages
>>144369063Yeah we beat all them bums lmao keep crying
>>144369079Beat all injured teams then the ‘best player’ couldn’t get off the bench behind ANT-man KWAB
>>144362876More commercials with Chet singing. Do some Garth Brooks next. Really bring in the middle america crowd
>>144369115Yeah we beat all of them. Keep crying
>>144369077humiliation ritual?
>>144369125*
>>144362876NCAA actually lets white boys get in off the bench and has white American stars, there’s probably no solution short of Flagg or somebody being Bird 2.0 and soon The current crop of star players (Jokic, Doncic, Shai, Gaytum, Haliburton) are very boring and unlikeable, so much so fans were trying to squint and make Anthony Edwards into Jordan just cause he talks trash and has charisma
>>144369185They need a Larry/Magic type rivalry. Instead of trying to buckbreak the league into having the face of 1 guy who just dominate like Jordan. That is much more compelling than watching one guy win alot and be a ballhog bitch
>>144369416I agree that’s why Bron/Curry was so popular, no clue why the powers that be think parity is a good thing when this era and the 70s are the least watched Ironically the NFL, who they’re trying to be more like, keeps spawning dynasties
>>144369416Even if you force it like they did with Caitlin and Angel, it works every time. Rivalries are the key to sports. Always have been, always will be.
>>144369730The players need to be on board with it too. They tried like hell to force Wemby/Chet, and those two tried their hardest to avoid each other because they couldn't handle being roasted on Twitter.
>>144369759Vic is trying his best to be the most boring star since Duncan, literal Spudora
>>144369501Yup, if Bron and Steph to players I dont really care for had a more interesting era that what we have now. >>144369730Exactly, giving Clark a heel to stomp on is much more compelling than having her just stomp on randos. Even Jordan rise was marked by overcoming his own former rivals in the Bad Boys and ending the Showtime Dynasty>>144369759Both of those people are just boring period, even if they tried to force a rivalry. Buy yeah its also this >>144369878
>>144370344The difference is Anthony Edwards swept KD/Booker and KD immediately ran over after the game, gave AE some dap, and said he loved mentoring him during the Olympic trials. By the time the Dream Team came along Zeke/Pistons weren’t even a threat to Michael and he and Pippen still wouldn’t let him on the teamJayson Tatum had the worst Finals performance ever against the Warriors and then went to Draymond’s wedding a few days later. I think he was one of the groomsmen even You’re not going to have rivalries, genuine or forced, in that environment. The fans are way more passionate about the result than the players
https://x.com/FallonTonight/status/1834055329216393666interesting outfit choice
>>144370430that’s why they call him gaytum!
>>144370430He looks like a lesbian
>>144362876It's too late. The new media deal will look batshit insane in a few years with how much was spent on a dying league.
>>144369878He tries some shittalking but it all comes across as lame from him for some reason. Too many players are fucking lame dorks scared shitless of losing any endorsements or harming "muh brand".
>>144363003I don’t watch football unless I want to kill time at work. I’ve always been basketball only
>>144371484Upvoted
>>144371497It’s true tho.
>>144371311You couldn’t design a better personality for the Spurs franchise and a worse one for sports entertainment, I blame basketball camps/AAU pricing out all the Tyrone’s and Jamal’s so you get a bunch of light skinned and mixed prissy guys that grew up with a silver spoon An old school faggot like Dennis Rodman will literally clothesline you in a game, whereas you could follow around a new school faggot like Jared McCain grabbing and patting him on the ass and he doesn’t gonna do shit but slap your hand away and holler “Stop!” like a female
>>144371571even the dark skins are silver spoon fags like Morant.
>>144371602League is for wealthfags and groomed prospects, no more personalities
>>144370430I mean I get that he's a Celtic and it's green but did he really have to go full Justin Trudeau's father?
It's actually astonishing how bad this general is compared to just 6 years ago
>>144372054Nobody fucking cares okay, nobody
>>144372054It's literally just a handful of schizos left. It's fun to lurk every once in a while to watch them screech at each other, although /dbs/ is still better for that most days. I think the general's quality is linked to the quality of the league, hence it's crazy downturn the last several years.
>>144372054It’s better now than when Larry was here
>>144372054/nba/ stinks when shitty fan bases win championships, just like when the raptors won
We even used to have game threads in the regular season. I think everyone went to Twitter or got institutionalized.
Ayo AJ Griffin retiring
>>144373101He’s retarded, he usually hits 85 overall by 2028 in 2k guy could make bank
>>144373101he’s purportedly a Johnathan Isaac tier Christian but I don’t understand what God has to do with playing in the NBA, guaranteed whoever is in his ear giving him bad advice is a massive sinner
>>144372873We are watching anime waiting for the preseason and the season to start...
>>144373101If you call yourself a follower of Jesus Christ, you shouldn’t be going to any Beyoncé concerts or any concerts that Promote Satan. (Ephesians 5:11)-AJ Griffin
>Top offensive rating in NBA history>FIVE of the top eight player ratingsYeah my Celties are elite
>>144373256>can’t beat a heathy Jimmy Butler
>>144373265Who is Jimmy Butler? I only recognize NBA players with rings
Just looked up who Jimmy Butler is. Looks like he's a ringless bum journeywoman who keeps going to different teams and not winning rings. I forgot about him. It's easy to forget the loser jobbers of the NBA.
>>144373298He's like T-Mac without the talent
>>144373277Then you must not know anyone on the Celtics right now save for Jrue Holiday with that *
>>144373510I know at least 5 players on the Celtics because they were top 5 in net rating for the season and won a ring. What have Cryami done lately besides not win rings
>>144373552>net rating Is that what you and all your gay Bostonian friends use to determine player attractiveness?The Miami Heat have won three rings since they’ve been in the NBA, the Celtics have won one in that same time and an * despite having superteams
>>144373627>0-2 in the Finals the last 10 yearsLole, objectively the worst team to make the finals the last 10 years. SAD!
>>144373695>>144373627Excuse me Skitz. I meant 0-3 HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Imagine going to the Finals 3 times in 10 years and getting 0 rings. Even mathematics don't fuck with the Heat
Why can't Erik Spoelstra win a Finals without LeBron?
>>144373737Because instead of a hall of famer his number one option is a gay janitor
>>144373743What happens when you appeal to the fans more than the team. Pat Riley should be ashamed
>>144372873The 60 sec post timer stopped regular season game threads. You used to be able to vomit out shitposts and react to plays at the same time rapid fire.
>>144374170Yeah what’s the point of that? I believe every portion of the website aside from /v/ and /pol/ has become significantly less popular and you still have autist like inceltic samefagging and shitposting with it so you may as well let people post frequently
>>144373737Nobody can win with Jimmy Bummer, not the Bulls, not the Timberwolves, not the 76ers, not the Heat. The man has played with a shit ton of talent on various teams and just cant win, but at least he is 0-2 in the finals against Lebron and Jokic an old man and a fat slav kek
>>144375133What’s his record against the smellshits?
>>14437514913-13 in the playoffs. Why can't Playoff Sissy win in the finals
>>144353829player height hasn't changed much in the past 40 or 50 years or so (players were actually taller back in the 80s-2000s). also the guy who led the spurs to the worst record in the west probably isn't the best example.
>>144377348>player height hasn't changed much in the past 40 or 50 years or so50 years ago, there were a total of like 50 NBA players in a given year.
>>144379274It’s been 6’6-6’7 since the 80s as well though, there’s a limit. There’s no 8 foot players and the closest to it was complete cheeks
>>144377348wrong, league average height is 6'7 rn, 50 years ago zach edey goes #1, now he doesnt doofus
>>144336106I bet that chick swallows. I bet she's never spit anything out of her mouth in her entire life
>>144336106I have to eat neighbourhood cats because of you. I’m ruined. Can’t wait for the picks bro.
>>14438011750 years ago half the All NBA team played in the ABA (NBA lost most contest against the ABA since ABA paid guys before they finished school as well as wrongly banned players like Connie Hawkins) and Edey was a lottery pick in 2024, going number #1 50 years ago when he can shoot threes and defend a zone defense isn’t really that crazy
>>144380117lol imagine if you took the two worst teams in the league and made them play against each other but they both have to get really drunk first and they check their .BAC each time they enter play
My penis is all chapped and sore because of those paige bueckers lesbo photos. I think it's because of the cheap bar soap I use for lube in the shower
Help I'm looking for this fan interview I saw on Instagram but my feed refreshed before I could interact with it. Basically it was a Michael Jordan fan who finally met him in person and stroked him. He claimed he had a poster of Michael Jordan and he would stroke the poster once or twice before games (he was a college player?) for good luck.
Congratulations to Playoff Pussy the Miami Heat Janitor. Following Tua Tugboatviagra's brain damage he's now the third biggest retard in Miami after Skitz and braindead Tua. Dunkin and strokin cock a steady 4th
>>144373101This is the Bucks rookie coach that got fired’s kid, they purportedly don’t get along with people. Apple never falls from the tree
>>144381796Found it LMAO it was Stacey King https://youtu.be/wUzpKR6Q7y0?si=aSaGJWrY5tGOftJJ
Can we just fast forward to the Mavericks winning the chip please? This season is going to be complete dogshit.
>>144382024Mavs aren't winning the chip because they overpaid the corpse of Klay Thompson
>>144382024Mavericks aren’t winning a God damn thing, although if it’s one thing about this current iteration of the NBA>>144368997Nobody can predict a winner like the Curry era
>>144369042Skitz looks like THAT!? No wonder he rides the short bus
inceltic up at 2am on a workday again seething about Himmy
Do they eat pets in Ohio?
¨The sound and the fury¨ is goated...
>>144382539>Mexican intellectuals
>>144343774
This year's playoffs must have been the worst in the last 25 yearsI pray to God no more injuries happen this season so we can enjoy good series and not this garbage again
>>144384818Nah the playoffs were great. You are just mad your team didn't win https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zb9BmfdffxMand the Nuggets vs Wolves series was KINO
>LeMickey has not gotten three concussions in a short timespan
>>144382024not with Brick Thompson and the Black Israelite they aren't
>>144384779What has Jimmy accomplished, has he ever been a MVP, ever had scoring title, ever been named to a First Team All-NBA. No, only he ever does is lost to the finals and have a 13-13 record against the Celtics. Talk about the most overhyped bum in the league. This nigga wont even make the hall of fame kek
>>144386171Not with Luka’s fat ass either, no other elite player in history has fouled out a finals game because they can’t play fucking defense. Imagine the criticism LeBron would get for something like that and when you look at the way Luka’s deficiencies are ignored you can tell he’s not that guy
KINOhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=92SXSCJIid8
>>144386297Weapschizo ain't gonna like this one
>>144384855>Nah the playoffs were greatI doubt anyone else believes thatEven most Celtics fan will admit that the playoffs were poopie
>>144387781See>>144387774Not 2011 levels of kino but definitely great
>Even most Celtics fan will admit that the playoffs were poopie>Doubt.PNG
>>144387864role player Gaytum handing off the ball to FMVP and first option CHADLEN brown
>>144387886It do be like that, Weapschizo... I love me some JaylGOD too
>>144387906CHADlen > Gaytum = Jimmy Butts. I dont care about Gaytumfags or Jimmysissies
>>144387918BASEDYakub won
Regardless of opinions on them in the pantheon of NBA players, I'd much rather hang out with LeBron over Jordan. He seems like a guy you could have a beer with.
>>144388062Id rather get a drink with Jordan, but thats because I dont like how LeBron speaks or acts. He strikes me as passive aggressive and mentally slow, as well as obnoxious and fake.
>>144384818I pray to God a permanent injury happens to you. The one that prevents a heart from beating. Only then can the general be free of your shitty posts. This general belongs to American and Leaf flags. You can fuck off to the Euroleague thread or perhaps WNBA if you want to want feel included
If you can't go to your team's arena in under an hour from where you live you should stop posting in this general
>>144387864Well yeah you right. Celtics fans still celebrate championships from 60 years ago, obviously they are going to be excited for any win that's more recent than Kennedy's assassination no matter what the circumstances areThe truth is though that not all rings are equal and these playoffs STANKHopefully next year all superstars are healthy so we can enjoy some ball and not just wait to see who the Celtics will face at the finals
See what I mean. It's like a ChatGPT post if ChatGPT never has been to America.
Gaytum losing FMVP and immediately getting benched broke this general
>we did it
>>144388758WE BEAT ALL INJURED TEAMS!!!!
Kek Dwight Howard is on Dancing with the Stars, how’d he not get cancelled for gorilla taking boipussy?
>>144388900where he puts his meat is none of your business
>>144388955It’s not the homosexuality it’s the violating and brute force taking people generally have a problem with
>>144388990he's married to a woman
>>144342913Man that must suck to be a heat fan and watch the Celtics win a chip while Jimmy but-rings sits at home
>>144389176So is P Diddy
How good would their sons be? Cameron Brinks is 6'4 which is giant-tier in the WNBA.
>Jimmy Butler’s interest in the Brooklyn Nets is ‘very’ real, partly due to a connection with Ben Simmons, per @NetsDaily >“Jimmy Butler’s interest in the Brooklyn Nets is very, very real. Part of it is New York, part of it is that Bernie Lee — who is Ben Simmons agent, is very happy with how his client has been dealt with by the Nets.”
>>144389671I don’t want to think about black nigger dick in that Aryan pussy today
>>144389716Why would Heat fans be mad about not having the privilege to max out 35 year old Jimmy Butler? We have Jacquez
>>144389724It's KD's based hooper dick.
>NBACentral@TheDunkCentralBachelorette star Jenn Tran shoots her shot at Max Strus“Max Strus, if you’re out there and you’re single, I’m here and I’m ready.”MAX STRUS IS A G
>>144390809Strus should do it for Trans people everywhere
>>14438972490% of the niggers in these league fuck white bitches and actively flaunts that. Following this league makes you a cuck
I went to prison once and when the new booties (as they were called) would come in the dorm 50 men would shout out in unison “I wanna kiss his neck” another 50 would respond “I wanna suck his titties” Then they’d say in unison “WE GONNA TAKE TURNS THEN”
>>144391430I’m also a fan of the Celtics, I’m not sure if this matters or not
Which team could Butler actually join after Pat Riley sends this nigga to the gulag
>>144393412Toronto Raptors
>>144370430>cosplayed as Fidel Castro to taunt the Cubans in Miamibased
>>144393412He’s going the way of T-Mac, you’ll see him sign someplace like the Suns for the minimum/MLE trying to save face saying he’s prioritizing winning then won’t be a part of the rotation in the post season
Absolutely dead thread. I barely post here as much until the season starts. Sad to see Inceltic still spending his life crying about his fictional weapschizo. I only logged on to say how lame Gaytum looked on Jimmy Fallon. Dude has less personality than Jimmy Butlers hair. Not a shock the ratings plummeted for that episode.
>>144347473Only in the regular season.
>>144396631I’ve never seen the general so dead in the off-season and I’ve been browsing since like 2015
Taking a heaping, stinking LeBron James legacy atm. PFFFFRT Yep theres another “accolade”
>>144397459His legacy is being upstaged by a memechucking manlet over and over and over again.Happened again in the Olympics.
>>144398342>happened in the OlympicsLebron won Olympic MVP and has half of them in all history
>>144398617He was upstaged by Curry, who was the hero, then LeXing media did damage control by giving him a pity MVP for his statpadding in the less important games even though Curry carried the team through the two most important, difficult games.Every USA fan who watched that tournament will remember first and foremost that Curry was the hero that single-handedly won the semifinal and final.
Nothingburger offseason
>>144398756Curry was 'historically' bad in the first 4 games. Not just bad.
>>144400422AD played so well this series but got humiliated once in the last posession and now he made All-KWAB second team, absolutely cucked.
>>144394081>el presidenteI can see it. Just needs a hat and a cigar.
What are the clippers doing
>>144402286Somebody needs to get him and LeBron more help so as to not completely waste their primes. It’s not fair their third best player is Austin Reaves
lakers got 2 lebrons and still wont make playoffs
Should we combine with /wnba/ so we have some activity in the offseason?
It's coming... The big season
>>144409599We wouldnt be in this mess if the fanbases of two particular franchises didnt start a war 2 years ago.
>>144401375thats just the modern NBA, Luka was great during a good chunck of the playoffs including decimate the #1 Defense but because he flopped and whined during the Finals people clown on him
>>144409599We already have schizos in this general, those coomers would just shit it up even more.
>>144389716i'm saving this image, you don't mind, right?
>>144409599no
>>144402303moving into a new stadium
How is Benedict Mathurin handling all the negative Haitian publicity?
Unironically might start watching wnba and maybe even go to /wnba/. 95% of the league cant ball and im not a coomer but it is what it is
So when are we going to talk about the fact /ourteam/ the Charlotte Hornets are PRIMED to get the 10th seed this year?
>>144414197LaMelo/Miller goes hard. Also Bridges for all his faults is one hell of a player. The eastern play in will be scary this year
knick :)
Lakers are the real white man's team.
>>144338706I would say he'd be behind Jokic, Luka, and Giannis. I will say if had been healthy in the 2021 playoffs they would have had a good chance at the chip. Kawhi being one of the few guys in the league good enough to slow down Giannis. Better than anyone Phoenix had for sure.
>>144414787I hope they do really poorly but have the wits about them to not trade away LaMelo or Miller so they can get a chane at Flagg. Now that would be a scary team.
>>144338706This isnt 2021, 2022 or even 2023 Kawhi anymore. Even when hes not that good anymore. Still amazing, he had some minor mvp talks this season but the heights he reached at his peak were GOAT level. A healthy kawhi is top 10 but i dont see him past jokic
Happy birthday to Jimmy Butler, owner of the Boston Celtics!
>>144417715LeBron won his last title at 35 so theres still hope
>>144416246>>144416552Jokic is the best offensive force in the NBA now but his defence is average at best while Kawhi is elite on offense while also defending the best player on the other teamPeople seem to forget that in 2017 the Spurs were beating one of the "best teams ever" by 20 points at their own home court with Kawhi on the floorBut when that little bitch Zaza injured him the Warriors came back, won the game and ended up sweeping the SpursHe had like 20 points in 20 minutes while also guarding Durant and he was only 25 at the timeAt least he got his revenge later but still, memechucking could have died in that series and Durant would have been humilated
>>144418361The Spurs were up by like 50. Their other players must have really sucked.
>>144418482Well they completely blew the fuck out of the Rockets in the previous round without Kawhi in one game but it was an elimination game with Harden leading the team so even the Wizards would have probably beaten themBut yeah his prime hadn't even started yet and he was absolutely owning Durant and CurryThink about having a guy like that for another 10 years without injuries with another average All-Star player and Popovich besides himThe Spurs would probably have like 10 championships by the end of his prime
Wow this offseason is fucking crazy man I just can't take all this excitement
>>144420506I know right? Landry fucking Shamet. The Knicks are gonna sweep the East.
My GOAT, Himmy Butler will lead the Miami HEAT to anther freaking finals. He won't win but he sure will make sure we lose on the biggest stage
the lakies stole my raptor backup center...
>michael jordan, the worst 3 point shooter ever>32.7% career>lebum and the lefuckuxd reddit 3 best player ever>34.8% careeruhhh lebum broz? i thought jordan was a mega nig trash 3 point shooter and he's only 2% below our god?
jimbob ASSler is about to be a brooklyn net lmao
>>144362876Honestly, they just have to stop the blatantly rigged officiating. Stop the starfucking, stop padding people's stats, stop favoring specific teams. All the flopping is because people expect calls. All the whining is because people expect calls. The terrible pacing and killer foul-outs are because they get too many of the calls they ask for. Go one season just playing it straight and the game would be 100% better
>>144426267is there a more cucked franchise in the East
>>144426206Now look at the volume and shit your diaper
>>144382030they were paying more for thj
how did it feel to be a toronto raptors fan right after winning the ring and kawhi leaving
>>144435442>doesn’t matter had sex lol
As he came into the windowIt was a sound of a crescendoHe came into her apartmentHe left the bloodstains on the carpetShe ran underneath the tableHe could see she was unableSo she ran into the bedroomShe was struck down, it was her doomAnnie, are you okay? So, Annie, are you okay? (X11)Will you tell us that you're okay?There's a sound at the window that he struck you, a crescendo, AnnieHe came into your apartment, and left the bloodstains on the carpetThen you ran into the bedroom, you were struck down, it was your doomAnnie, are you okay? So, Annie, are you okay? Are you okay, Annie?Annie, are you okay? So, Annie, are you okay? Are you okay, Annie?Annie, are you okay? So, Annie, are you okay? Are you okay, Annie?You've been hit by, you've been hit by, a smooth criminalOw!So they came in to the outwayIt was Sunday, what a black dayMouth-to-mouth resuscitationSounding heartbeats, intimidationsAnnie, are you okay? So, Annie, are you okay? (X11)Will you tell us that you're okay?There's a sound at the window that he struck you, a crescendo, AnnieHe came into your apartment, and left the bloodstains on the carpetAnd then you ran into the bedroom, you were struck down, it was your doomAnnie, are you okay? So, Annie, are you okay? Are you okay, Annie?You've been hit by, you've been struck by, a smooth criminalOw!Ow!Annie are you okay? Will you tell us that you're okay?There's a sound at the window, that he struck you, a crescendo, AnnieHe came into your apartment, and left bloodstains on the carpetThen you ran into the bedroom, you were struck down, it was your doom AnnieAnnie are you okay? Will you tell us that you're okay?There's a sound at the window, that he struck you, a crescendo, AnnieHe came into your apartment, and left bloodstains on the carpetAnd then you ran into the bedroom, you were struck down, it was your doom Anniehttps://youtu.be/7G7PDEbND1s?si=_UR6nYP5NHCtUV_R
She was more like a beauty queen from a movie sceneI said don't mind, but what do you mean, I am the oneWho will dance on the floor in the round?She said I am the one, who will dance on the floor in the roundShe told me her name was Billie Jean, as she caused a sceneThen every head turned with eyes that dreamed of being the oneWho will dance on the floor in the roundPeople always told me be careful of what you doAnd don't go around breaking young girls' heartsAnd mother always told me be careful of who you loveAnd be careful of what you do 'cause the lie becomes the truthBillie Jean is not my loverShe's just a girl who claims that I am the oneBut the kid is not my sonShe says I am the one, but the kid is not my sonFor forty days and forty nightsThe law was on her sideBut who can stand when she's in demandHer schemes and plans'Cause we danced on the floor in the roundSo take my strong advice, just remember to always think twice(Do think twice, do think twice)She told my baby we'd danced 'til three, then she looked at meThen showed a photo my baby cried his eyes were like mine (oh, no)'Cause we danced on the floor in the round, babyPeople always told me be careful of what you doAnd don't go around breaking young girls' heartsShe came and stood right by meJust the smell of sweet perfumeThis happened much too soonShe called me to her roomBillie Jean is not my loverShe's just a girl who claims that I am the oneBut the kid is not my sonBillie Jean is not my loverShe's just a girl who claims that I am the oneBut the kid is not my sonShe says I am the one, but the kid is not my sonShe says I am the one, but the kid is not my sonBillie Jean is not my loverShe's just a girl who claims that I am the oneBut the kid is not my sonShe says I am the one, but the kid is not my sonShe says I am the oneYou know what you did, (she says he is my son) breaking my heart babeShe says I am the oneBillie Jean is not my lover (x6)
https://youtu.be/Kn38JHYPmc8?si=jqvTQK7cWzkjSVNE
>>144426206Jordan learned how to shoot 3's in his sixth season in the league.Take away his first five seasons and his two seasons with Washington and he's a 35.9% 3-point shooter.It's a myth that he couldn't shoot threes.
>>144403478LeBron is not in his prime.His offensive numbers mask his physical decline.He's only able to put up those numbers at his age now because he completely fucking takes most of the game off at the defensive end. He just fucking stands there. He doesn't run back in transition - he cherrypicks instead. He's a defensive liability now.While he was never a great 1v1 defender, he used to be an excellent help/transition defender. You see glimpses of this still here and there these days, but for the most part he just fucking stands there on D now, conserving energy for statpadding.
>>144418361Advanced metrics show that Jokic is actually an above average defender.The eyetest shows the discerning viewer that he's excellent at contesting shots without fouling and that makes him very efficient defensively.
>>144401375Nobody who knows ball is shitting on AD for that play against Murray. Murray is supposed to win that matchup of small on big on the perimeter. AD is at a tremendous disadvantage on the perimeter against a small.AD did all that he could - his excellent contest made Murray take a 10/10 difficulty shot. Murray just hit the 10/10 difficulty shot.No reason to clown on AD for that.AD is the most dominant defender in the league and has been for years. It's crazy he's never won DPOY. When he's on, nobody completely shuts down the paint like he does, and despite the result of that play against Murray, he's actually quite good at defending smalls on the perimeter as well. He's made Curry look awful on quite a few occasions on the perimeter, and that's no easy task.
>>144416552>the heights he reached at his peak were GOAT levelHe was never at Jordan's level offensively. Defensively, yes. Offensively, no. First ballot hall of fame level? Yes. Maybe unanimous first ballot hall of fame level? Yes. MJ level? No.
>>144368861>shoehorning pingus into the starting lineup
>>144440801Just feels wrong how AD doesnt have one meanwhile the last dpoys have been Shart, JJJ and Gobert. Same with duncan and his 15 first teams and no dpoys. Voters give too much importance on team record
>Girl I had a crush in HS on is fatter>I still work out 4 times a day and am in good shapeI got the last laugh
Will he ever play a full season?
>>144440753> if you just take out the bad seasons, he actually really good! Mickey Jordan fans everybody
>The Heat have agreed to a deal to trade Jimmy Butler to the Nets for Ben Simmons, Dennis Schröder, Dennis Smith Jr, and two first-round picks – including lottery protection for both picks – sources tell ESPN.HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
>>144448807Its crazy that Bam and AD don't have won, when Rudy has 4. That nigga is NOT in the same tier as Ben Wallace and Dikembe Mutombo
>>144451681Lol not only that half the league thinks Rudy is straight up trash. How do you win dpoy 4 times and still get 0 respect its like a bad fanfic
>>144451910I don't believe he is that bad, its just the fact that he is the company of much better and tougher defenders while having extremely obvious deficits. Also that trade still raises questions of his value despite contributing to the number 1 defense in the league
>>144453143I do rate gobert as a tier 2 defender if AD is tier 1. But i also struggle with justifying 5 firsts for a 30 year old with no offensive game. Not that anyone expected him to carry the offense. But as said, his defensive impact just isnt all that
>>144451561>prime Jordan was a good 3PT shooter
>>144453492who are you quoting
>>144451614nononono, Weap bros what the fuck
JordBum fans are the only fans to pick and choose which seasons count towards his resume.
>>144451614Why would the Nets give up any value for Jimmy when they have traded away every veteran on their roster for two years straight/traded back for their own picks? Why is everyone on here absolutely retarded when it comes to this sport? Sean Marks could have a press conference saying “We’re tanking” and you’d still have people swearing up and down they want to max out a 35 year old player that has been injured the last two years
>>144456542Maxing out a washed player isnt bad when it comes to tanking especially now that being below the salary floor is penalized. Giving away picks would be braindead though
>>144456921Sean Marks takes back bad contracts for picks traditionally or attempts to sign RFA to poison pill contracts (Otto Porter Jr, Tyler Johnson, Allen Crabbe), maxing Jimmy makes no sense whatsoever it’s giving up the opportunity cost of developing players already on the roster and using that cap space to add talent that fits/assets.
>>144421006>>144421006
pat, whatever you do don't bring simmons to miami. I beg you
I WANT IGUODALA
Sosho traded for Jim is the tweest I didn't know I needed. I don't think the interest is real from either side however. It's just Jimmy trying to leverage one last beeg paycheck.
trae dungxisters...
>>144462686Adidas does that all the time. They did it to D Rose too. Truly the most cucked Basketball shoe company. Nike won.
>>144463008Nike is the boomer shoe. It's demise is inevitable.
I cant believe im actually saying this but I am officially moving Steph into the top 10 over LeBron.
>>144450474Someone posted a picture of him here where he looked skinny but maybe it was fake
>>144463599>the guy who is 3-1 in the Finals against the other guy and has just as many rings as the other guy is ranked ahead of the other guyDuh?
>>144464849We won't know for sure until he actually plays. It could easily be black shirt or james harden magic or flattering angle or something.
REPORT: Jimmy Butler wants to get traded to another city with a large LGBTQ following. Los Angeles has began talks with Miami because the west coast is full of limp wrist faggots, sources tell ESPN.
>>144458994>>144461862Wait, that can't do that to Himmy, the Heat NEED him, Tobias Harris over him that can't do that nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
....n-no...my heat, my jimmy
Is Jimmy Butler the greatest loser of all time? Westbrook for example is 0-1 in finals
>>144465872At least Westbrick lost to the Heats' Big 3, Prime LeBron, Bosh and Wade, who are all Top-75 players. Little Jimmy got destroyed by grandpa LeBron and 1 other All-Star and Jokic with 0 All-Stars
>>144465953You misunderstand bro. Losing twice in the Finals to grandpa LeBubble and the fat Euro who can't beat a 50 win team makes him the greatest loser ever. No one can lose like Shemmy Butts
>>144464923The league shouldn't allow teams to give contracts that big to players that are under 25 just because they are talented cause we get shit like Morant, Zion, Simmons etcImagine being 22 years old and already have over 100 million dollars and without even winning anything up to that pointThis kind of money makes them forget their love about basketball and just care about the next contract
>>144466056That's kinda why character/personality matters. You can be great and lazy as fuck.
>>144466056But these kind of prospects are getting deals and shit way before they enter the league so naturally teams are forced to pay them more to keep them. Players are spoiled way before they get to the league
>>144448807AD keeps failing to play the minimum amount of games to earn awards
Jimmy Butler is a ringless bumThat is all
>>144470413actually he has won TWO ecfs, put respect on Himmy's name!
Lol this thread been up for 3 weeks now? NBA or footy should have its own board by now, its too obvious.
86:Eighty Six ? KINO
>>144472224>nba have it’s own boardThere’s like 13 posters when it’s not the post-season and even playoff threads are getting less and less active as the NBA and 4chan’s popularity waneHow many threads did you see last year in the midst of the season where it’s just heatschizo and inceltic fighting one another or Bulgaria and Ireland?
>>144342865How is he so based?
>>144466978wasn't the minimum game rule implemented just last season?>>144471076two more than embiid too
Inceltic is a bitchass nigga. Don't forget it.
Holy shit Jimmy Butler got traded to the Wuhan Bats for a vial of COVID-19 that Pat Riley will use to infect whatever play in team they play for the 8th seed.
>>144478200Jaime Jacquez got traded to ICE for immediate deportation
Jimmy to Golden State kinda makes sense on some old Expendables shit but the spacing would be so horrible with Jimmy, Dray and Looney or any other big on their roster.
jason tatum is a talentless bum
>>144479191Lmao and Slomo is one of their better players/defenders so they’d go from Splash Brothers with KD to one of the worst shooting teams ever that just so happens to have Curry and Hield on it
>>144479191Would be cool if he came off the bench like Iggy
>>144466056Why do you try and deny guys their bag? The fact that Jokic is only entitled to as much money as Bradley Beal is already pathetic enough, if teams give out fat bags to zoomers who are more interested in becoming twitch streamers thats their issue. Player max contracts shouldnt be a thing
>>144466056It will sort itself out in the next CBA, league viewership is trending downward in part because the best players don’t even care about the game. I wouldn’t put Ja in that category necessarily but Simmons, Kawhi and Zion are a disgrace
América is a joke
Nikola Jokic: +350 (bet $10 to win $45 total)Luka Doncic: +370 (bet $10 to win $47 total)Joel Embiid: +600 (bet $10 to win $70 total)Shai Gilgeous-Alexander: +600 (bet $10 to win $70 total)Giannis Antetokounmpo: +650 (bet $10 to win $75 total)Anthony Edwards: +1200 (bet $10 to win $130 total)Jayson Tatum: +1800 (bet $10 to win $190 total)Jalen Brunson: +1800 (bet $10 to win $190 total)Victor Wembanyama: +2200 (bet $10 to win $220 total)Stephen Curry: +5000 (bet $10 to win $510 total)Ja Morant: +5000 (bet $10 to win $510 totalCan Jokic really get number 4? Hes gonna need something insane like 60 wins, 1st seed and 30 pt trippiedubbie averages
>>144479762the basketball hoop shatters the third world mind
>>144479762I give it a week before joggers break it.
>>144479921My exact thoughts
>>1444798781000 on Jokic, Luka and Shai. Just seems like easy money.
>>144479921>East Villagejews can't jump that high
>>144463008Can't compare the Trae situation to D Rose at all he signed to Adidas for 14 years then less than 2 months later blew out his knee and you know the restdespite not being as marketable of a star like 3-4 years in the contract because he was usually out with injuries he still had like 12 or so models that came out with the most recent one being in 2021 >>144479878jokic could avg a triple double and win 50+ games and still wouldn't get it because of voter fatigue
>>144479921East Village is 100% trustfund kids.
heat fans eat dogs and cats
>>144482012>My Celties win a ring>the Heat are sending out tweets denying Hataians eat cats after Trump accused themUltimate kek
>>144482012heat don't have fans
>>144482012Smelltics fans are cats.
>>144482012What nationality is the Heat owner?
>>144482334Nah, I wouldn't feed your kind to a dog.
???
>>144479878Tatum and Wemby feel like the best value imo. Cs could probably win 70 if they got a random healthy KP season and Vic could put up a stupid enough statline to win it on a play-in team.
>>144482570>typical lib response
>>144482354You're below a dog in my country. We feed you to the pitbulls here
How would you improve /nba/? I would ban everyone east of Serbia.
>>144485065Keep only the Americans, Leafs, Pinoy, and Mexican. Flagban every other flag
>derrick white KWABD at the boulder gamethats it, elshits repeat run is cancelled
>>144485704Yeah Denver is full of violent subhumans. D White should have gone to the BC game
Inceltic understands if he comes to Miami he’ll get fucked up worse than DWhite’s bitch ass
>>144482012OH NO NO AHAHAHAHHAAHHAHAHAHAHAHA HEAT SCHIZO NOT LIKE THIS
>>144486528you dont live in Miami
>>144486752I run Miami
>>144486528he would never come to Miami a land of uncivilized dog eaters
>>144487203>he’s scared to come to Miami We knew this, no one respects his * so that’s why the so called champions are getting knocked out by regular guys on the street for perpetrating
>the Knicks sign Marcus MorrisIs it over for the Celtics?
>>144489172whomegalul
>>144489172Lmao these guys have admitted they swap jerseys and play for other teams as a joke (same tattoos), kind of based
Yep.
Inceltic spending xirs entire summer seething about my Heat. Boston must be miserable. I'm too busy enjoying the beautiful Florida summer air.
>>144435091>lebum frequently takes low % shots to the detriment of his team and is therefore losing games and definitely not a top 10 all time great let alone top 1true
>>144487425who are you quoting, ringed kings don't walk the same streets as dog eaters
>>144491615how is the dog out there >>144491549
Every time you see a ben simmons you just laugh. Imagine if he actually plays decent so that the nets draft pick sucks. Cant even trade him because contract year and he is unreliable.
>>144493777Even if Ben Simmons is prime LeBron next year that Nets pick is gonna suck, they don’t have one good player outside of him
>>144491615Do you have any thought on your newly acquired Swedish player (from Sweden) Balle Larsson?
>Miami so buck broken by the Celtics they started eating cats to copeUltimate kek
Guys it was actually just AISlopper being mad Jimmy isn't a dawg so he's coping
>tfw your city doesn't eat cats because we're not subhuman animals
>>144493396It is always beneficial to shoot threes at 35% or above.
Feeling like playing Steins;Gate on my PSP...
>>144494157I played it on the ps vita. Man I love oled.
Post your best LeFlop moment
>>144494150not when your star studded HOF teammates are all 40%> shootersu should be driving and kicking it out
We need a GOAT debate ASAP....
>>144497080LeGoat > Mickey Jordan
i am no longer asking start the season NOW
>s-sir an emergency>what, im busy jacking off to henry kissinger pics, fuck off>the h-hacker known as 4chan he has contacted us, he demands the nba season start now>what the fricking fuck? Lebron is only on his 268th PED cycle this is impossible he needs at least 400 more!>b-but sir theres a 0.2% chance 4chan is jewish, we cant afford these odds of being anti semitic>oy vey
Boban out of the league, will sign with fenerbahce aka euroleague
>>144498938>German humor
>>144499498I just say things the way they are. Fuck LeBron and fuck Adam Kissinger. We need a pre 2015 NBA
they say i was the abomination of obamas nation
I doubt back in 2019 anyone thought /nba/ would be a fucking ghosttown 5 years from now.
>>144501503This is literally the worst possible time to be talking ball though - the season hasn't started and football season just started.Most of us are talking football right now.What is there to talk about? GOAT debate #2836924792 where most of us say the obvious consensus (Jordan) and a few trolls/contrarians say LeMickey?
>>144502334Marcus Morris just got signed.
>>144501503
>>144502334>GOAT debate #2836924792 where most of us say the obvious consensus (Jordan) and a few trolls/contrarians say LeMickey?Steph is the true #1.
Which NBA players do you think went to Diddy's freakoffs?
>>144504471> 3 - 1 cuck footfagyeah nah
>>144502334Nah we had off seasons in previous years with no Olympics that were far more active, in fact I’m pretty confident that’s where 90% of Wilt-posting happened, this general has clearly died
>>144338706Does it even fucking matter if he is or not? The dude is toast and has been for years. It's ogre. The Clippers are a dead horse. And just in time for the new arena!Hey Ballmer, I hope you enjoy paying Kawhi $65 mil a year to take 4 months off in the middle of the season and sit on the bench during your inevitable first-round playoff loss for the next five years. You stupid faggot.
>>144504376Jesus>>144504551AINT NO PARTY LIKE A DIDDY PARTY
Cant even be arsed to properly hate on bron shits gotten stale. Like LeBrons ring count i guess. Lol
>>144505121Gone
Can you imagine if Kawhi wasnt a pussy, and just decided to come to the Clippers in free agency and say “hey I can figure this out” instead of engaging in a shameless and costly team up? They could have Kawhi, an ascendant (and homegrown) SGA, and the flexibility to do whatever they want. Instead they are stuck with nothing until 2030 and OKC has an incredibly bright future right now and years to come.I always said SGA was good, I said he was a future All Star from his first year in the league, anyone with eyes could see his talent from even his early games, hes just smart, and prototypically physically built for the game, and he can score from anywhere, but hes just so smart around the basket, he contorts to score in unique ways, im honestly happy for OKC fans that they got what they needed seemingly out of nowhere. Coincidentally he was drafted in nearly the exact same manner as Kobe Bryant - a draft night swap by Jerry West with the Charlotte Hornets, another legendary fleece. Some people just have an eye for that sort of thing I guess. Clippers should have stuck it out. Cowardly team ups are not, nor will they ever be the way.
>>144505522Clippers are a cursed franchised and there attempts to buy a franchise will only lead to this outcome
/nba/ status?
>>144506436He can't even read past the first page in an advertisement!
>>144506887LeHumble can take a joke unlike that try hard faggot Mickey Jordan and his butthurt fans.
>>144506924>tattooed "CHOSEN1" across his upper back before playing a single NBA game>"I’m the best basketball player that ever played the game">"If I wasn't the GOAT in basketball, what other sport I would be the GOAT in? Lacrosse. And I'd be a beast out on the field... I got pretty good accuracy when it comes to things.">"That one right there made me the greatest player of all time.">LeHumble
>>144506968>I got pretty good accuracy when it comes to things>73.6% career FT%kek
Real readers like me and Bron know the first page is usually the best page of a book.
>>144506968>I got pretty good accuracyAh, there's that famous St. Vincent–St. Mary High School education.
>>144506436Haha you showed them LeBron, youre totally not a retarded intellectual fraud who got caught in the act doing the same thing multiple times and thought everyone was as stupid as you are so they wouldnt notice!Jokes on you losers! He got PAID to do this! Looks like the jokes on you now isnt it?!PWNED! ROFLMAO!
>>144504551it's crazy that literally every celebrity has taken it up the asswhat a bunch of disgusting faggotsno wonder they've been so desperate for lgbt acceptance, it's ultra cope because they are all ashamed of it
>>144507360Any and all celebrities and media figures have taken part of ancient homo hebrew traditions instilled in America with the founding of america. Your GOAT has probably taken a bit of ween up his back side if you know what I am saying
>>144507405we had two fags fuck on the senate floor earlier this year or last year i'm not surprised
>>144505522I don't think SGA would've taken the leap he did without playing with CP3 in OKC though
i need my 76ers back. i fucking hate baseball.
>>144338706Hi, please stop posting this image. It's very triggering to me.
Uhhhhhh bros? Why is Haliburton and the entire Pacers team on WWE right now?
is Haliburton dimes?
my favorite players:>joel embiid>tyrese haliburton>tyrese maxey>karl anthony towns>trae young>stephwhat kind of person am I
>>144507995Born in 2005
>>144508033I am 34
All the Himmy disrespect is crazy, he carried that bum ass Heat squad to 2 finals as an 8th seed! He is clearly Him and would be an absolute asset to a contendor. Shat Riley would be a retard not to sign him to a LeBron type deal
scottie barnes got snowbunnied...
>>144508219America will look like Brazil by the end of the century /pol/ was right
>>144507995homosexual
>>144508242Europe too, don't forget that
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>>144508883A necessary evil to prevent "Pistol Pete edition" and "eternal MVPiid edition."
>>144328710I have never watched basketballDoes this meme mean the americans lost some major international competition in the finals?
>>144510361Guy in the pic is a cameroonian mercenary who joined the american superteam for the olympics despite begging Macron for french citizenship before. America won gold.
>>144510503that's funny, thanks
