Tonight's noteworthy international fixture:>England v Finland (Tuesday 10th September, 7:45pm BST)"Harry Kane is set to become the tenth player to earn a landmark 100 caps for England when he captains the Three Lions against Finland at Wembley Stadium on Tuesday night.The FA will pay tribute before the UEFA Nations League fixture with a special pre-match ceremony that will include the presentation of a gold cap. Kane is the first player to become an England centurion since Wayne Rooney reached the milestone in November 2014."
Freddy Adu (United States)Bojan Krkić (Spain)Renato Sanches (Portugal)Alexander Hleb (Belarus)Anderson (Brazil)Kelechi Iheanacho (Nigeria)Adnan Januzaj (Belgium)Mario Balotelli (Italy)Hatem Ben Arfa (France)Marko Marin (Germany)Michael Johnson (England)Giovani dos Santos (Mexico)Carlos Vela (Mexico)Islam Feruz (Scotland)Jack Wilshere (England)Ravel Morrison (England)Mateja Kežman (Serbia)Rodrigo (Brazil)Renato Augusto (Brazil)Francis Jeffers (England)Anderson Hernanes (Brazil)Kerlon (Brazil)Nii Lamptey (Ghana)John Bostock (England)Sergio Araujo (Argentina)Ryan Babel (Netherlands)Faustino Asprilla (Colombia)Alexander Pato (Brazil)Freddy Eastwood (Wales)Freddy Guarín (Colombia)
>tfw football returns this week
>>144329201>Freddy Adu (United States)my kingfun list you got there though, i assume your point was posting hyped up failures? i think the ones that made me most sad that they failed were probably pato and krkic and i have no allegiance to either of their countries or the clubs they played for.
I was bored the other day and made this bet. I know nothing about these teams and haven’t watched any games. I only watch MLSShould I cash out or will Hungary cash it for me.
My heart will always belong to Finland
>>144331757hard to tell without knowing who those teams are playing against, and im not gonna google itthat being said you have a 0.00000000000001% chance of winning that bet
>>144330471It was GPT's answer to wonderkidsAlthough I'm not sure why Tino Asprilla is there
>>144331786They all already won besides Hungary. It’s just one last coin flip.
>>144331825oh shit really? well good for you buddydont see why hungary wouldnt beat bosnia but also 9 bucks off 10 cents is a good cashout. im a coward id take the cashout
>>144331288>passes sideways
>>144332001Yeah I can’t decide because on one hand it’s great return off a meme bet. On the other hand I’ll never hit another 13 legger in my life so I want to let it ride
>>144332148>On the other hand I’ll never hit another 13 legger in my life so I want to let it ridegood point desuand it's also 10 centsride it, you're right
Robbie Keane
>>144332260Galaxy legend tbhdesu. got his shirt and bobble head still.
>>144332190I think the lesson is keep making boredom bets on random games.
Harry Kane hundred capsno trophywhats funny is he wont be winning any trophies this year eitheryou really think kompany can win bayern a trophy this year?must be having a laffkane will finish his career eithout a major trophy for his country or a major clubFRAUD
>>144333688>Interviewer: So what are you hoping to achieve at Tottenham?>Maddison: I dream of winning trophies here like Harry Kane did>Interviewer: Did Harry Kane win any trophies here?>Maddison: No but he dreamed of it
>>144333688u fink?
>>144333853sensible chuckle.gif
now that I've seen United players playing rather well for their respective NTs, i cannot fucking wait they'll immediately turn into RETARDS again when playing for ten Hag.
>Angel Gomes set to be handed first #Eng start against Finland tonight. John Stones back from Euros team
>>144332260imagine if deadly doug hadn't been such a cheap-arse
>Flamengo have turned down the opportunity to sign free agent Anthony Martial.(Source: @SunSport )seems like he's doing a De Gea. too much money to give a fuck.
>>144331288I do love the yearly united youngster media hype job Which one is he, Zidane or Ronaldinho?
>>144331757they've upped the offer to $9.93... making me feel HODL even harder
felt sad because my dad won't live long enough to see england win something but realised he was old enough to remember 1966 so i should be the one getting pity
>>144337519yeah my dad was 6 years old when they won. mad when you think about it. don't know if he watched it on the tv back then because he was poor and lived on and island, so maybe he listened to it on the radio
Can't wait to watch are 'ary celebrate his 100th cap by ambling around the centre line then diving for a pen in the 87th minute
>Early kickoff will be a /mug/ and a promoted team getting their first win
>>144337663Southampton are dogshit.
>>144337721So are United, they're lucky to have any points and this will be an early kickoff away down south after players only came back from South America a couple days ago
>>144337728You're understimating how shit Southampton are. They will lose because the only thing Martin cares about is>muh possesssion
>>144329201Champ Manager 03/04 Wonderkid shortlist?
Broke up with Spanish gf because she was annoying. But now I regret it because I was gonna breed children with her and coach them to be footballers as soon as possible then send them to Spain and be their agents.Did I make a mistake or am I just delusional?
>>144337944you're delusional
>>144337916What's with the ridiculous amount of soifacing over mid 00s PL in the past couple weeks
>>144337966Football Twatter experiencing it as 20 year olds having not been sentient to watch it at the time
>England still sit back and stop playing when they score
>>144337977don't forget the constant long balls
>>144337966Modern football is soulless so people are looking back to a time when it had some soul.
predict their first respective losses
>>144338011arsenal will lose the NL derby that's for sure
>>144338011liverpooleither city or something stupid like wolveschelseacitycity
https://x.com/fleaflickas/status/1833195418173530541>they’re longing for Benjani when they have Alexander Isak, these people are FASCISTS and CHARLATANS.>‘Prime Barclays’ is a euphemism for Retvrn imagery just as ‘1488’ is an acronym for Nazism. you people longing for Two Door Cinema Club and austerity PL is reminiscent of fascists posting shitty Greek statutes as hallmarks of a culture subverted by the rise of liberalismyep
I'm sorry but the barclays period was one of the worst, chelsea were utter cancer if you're going to have a nostalgia wank at least go back to carling
>>144338040>r if you're going to have a nostalgia wank at least go back to carlingnot modern enough for zoomers
>>144338011City: Newcastle awayLiverpool: Wolves awayBrighton: Chelsea awayArsenal: Spurs Newcastle: Fulham away
>>144329201who?
do you lot support a team in each league; ie: prem: arsenal, championship: swansea, etc etc or are you loyal to just one?
The Barclays circlejerk is 90% United customers stuck in nostalgia about when they used to win
>>144338070nonce alert
>>144338070I picked Watford in Fifa as a kid because I thought the moose was funny and I liked the coloursI also liked Oxford and Crystal Palace
mainoo was responsible for the better of the two goals this weekend/epl/ is just blinded by club rivalries
>David Pleat is talking, for the first time in public, about his recent departure from Tottenham. Since 2010 he had been a consultant scout at the club he had once managed, spotting and bringing in players like Jan Vertonghen, Dele Alli and Ben Davies.>But he was told by the club chairman at the end of last season that his services were no longer required.>“Daniel Levy called me in and said, ‘you know it’s all data driven now, we don’t need eyes and ears’. What a nonsense. I didn’t argue. He’s in charge. Actually, I have huge respect for him. The legacy of the new stadium and training ground will always be there. That is all down to him and his drive.”
>>144338437forgot about this part
>>144338450Fucking hell even their biggest legends poke fun at how they don't win anything
League is already over
>>144338437>>144338450Whole article is essentially about how poorly Spurs treat their former players but then we saw they hate their lifelong fans as well with the senior concession being scrapped. Then you have that odd dynamic where even their fans don't really seem to like the club nor push them to do well, even when this is pointed out. As the football club they are they exist on such a strange level, it's like they're fine constantly edging.
>>144338521Funny this when Arsenal charge their fans £100 a ticket
Then you get those who, whenever there's talk purely about Spurs, the 'but we don't exist without Arsenal so talk about them instead' retort is immediately dragged out.
>>144338569I'd call it sad how Pleat has been treated by the Yid Army
>>144338521honestly levy did the right thing after that cl final, he actually backed poch during the summer and ndombele turning out to be a gargantuan shitter was outside of his power let's be real.
>>144337916Tino Asprilla was already in his mid 30s 03/04. Just a list of overrated pissweasels who squandered their talent probably.
>>144338594But then there's the more recent example of Jose being sacked on the week of a final because Levy either 1. didn't want to win a trophy or 2. didn't want to pay Jose a bonus for winning a trophy. Either one resulted in him actively choosing to not win a trophy.
>>144337966guerrilla marketing by Barclays
>>144338609the milk cup counts as a relevant trophy now?
>>144338641in the context of City, Liverpool, yeahin the context of Spuds when the last time they won any competitive trophy (sorry World Challenge 2024 trophy) was when Fidel Castro just stepped down from being a president and iPhone was just 1yo, they'd unironically order a bus to parade it.
https://www.twitter.com/skillwilll/status/1833177917028704526Small club fans having meltdowns
>>144338888he sounds bent, opinion disregarded
>>144338888Maybe it's because I don't live in England but I didn't think anyone took those comments seriously or that anyone even makes comments like that in real life.
Why is this arsenal supporter in here always randomly seething about spurs, I get that it's the "north london derby" or whatever but this is a bit obsessive.
sex with choli
>Former Premier League striker Nile Ranger has joined Southern League side Kettering Town.LOL
seeing so many Spuds fans on twitter celebrating Arsenal players being injureda bit weird
>>144339813funny innit
arsenal don't really need odegaard just like they didn't need a striker last year. or a trophy, or a league title, or a champions league
>>144339797>Former Premier League striker and Newcastle United legend Nile Ranger has joined Southern League side Kettering Town.
https://twitter.com/benhowlett9/status/1833455603181617429When people say a keeper is bad, show them this montage of Wham legend Roberto Jimenez.
>>144340180*gets Pellegrini sacked*based
>>144340180didnt know it was a whole hashtag thing now, the barclays retvrn shitanyway this is goodhttps://x.com/jackkenmare_/status/1833240675644498084
>>144340607>you dont rate him cos hes uglybit mean that
>Arsenal being forced by the Premier League and PGMOL to play in the black away kit on Sunday at Spurs.>Arsenal wanted to play in red but the kit was deemed to ‘feature too much white’ so there were fears it would clash with Spurs’ kit.
>>144340656how can we shift the blame to the PGMOL when we lost arsecucks?
>>144337519my grandad said it wasn’t that big of a deal because everyone expected to win again in 1970. with repeated failures it then snowballed into this mythical tournament.
but why?
>>144340945bottled a 2 goal lead, classic england
>>144341049Needs to work on getting his fucking speed and cardio back if anything
>>144341134and will punching his guts several time help that?
>>144341154Mate what do you care? You think you're going to get the answer to why United is shit if you stalk the players' socials?
>>144341211I only knew it from twitter tbf i don't use instagram
>Ten hag has urged players to be nastier, he wants United to have MORE possession — Ten Hag has also urged players to be more positionally aware! [@ChrisWheelerDM]isn't that your fucking job to make that happen
>Chelsea in talks over building new stadium at Earls Court
>>144341593>named Chelsea>play in Fulham>move to Earls Courthmmm
>>144341637i feel like earls court is chelsea tbf
>>144341664not according to google maps!only time ive been to london i guess i was right next to this earls court area though, our hotel was near the gloucester road tube station. nice area
>>144341593earls court say NOand tagging chelsea too lmao
>>144341367please would you just give the united talk a rest. fucking suffocating the thread.
>>144329182harry is going to die withing 15 minutes
>>144341791carsley is clearly an ABL trying to get TAA hurti feel like betting something on this game. every time i bet on a kane goal hoping he'll get a penalty and then he never scores, but this time it's gonna happen! $3 down
>>144341791mainoo DROPPED
>>144341791>Saka starting againlmao
>>144341905>>144341905the heckin matchy
what's the latest of the boehly/clearlake beef?
>>144341699kek rentboys btfo
>>144341699There's a huge push for homes and new little towns/villages right now, awful time to try and get land for a stadium, especially in a major city
>>144342240yeahyou need to do a west ham and get one gifted to you
>>144341844Good, he's playing too often for his age.
>>144341791thanks for resting United players
fugg
>>144342734fuck off indy
Man if Kane was an MMA fighter he'd have the craziest nick nameHarry "Co" Kane
Kane?
the ev evving it up again
>>144341834HE DID IT LET'S GO
Kane? I thought he wasn't a striker
>>144344645He's really the protagonist. Unfortunately for the sport it's not very exciting
imagine throwing away 3 tournaments because you didn't trust the best RB in the Premier League to play RB
so many wasted years as far as his international career is concerned but now there is no doubt - Trent has to play for England. Simply too good not too.
>>144345246he's useful against these shit teams but he'd have no chance against Nico Williams
>>144345232>thinking that would have changed anything
>2 from 2, 100% win recordBig Sam fans in absolute shambles
>>144331757sorry bro. i was right but i dont feel good about it
nations league nonsense done
gomes is the white paul scholes and makes mainoo look bang average
>>144345881just saw your post in the other thread about this haha xx
>>144329182Unitedbros holy shit im livid we let gomes go for freehe makes mainoo look like a league 2 playerwtf were we thinking hes gonna go to city for like 100m or something
>>144345918we really are a clown caridiots running this club ffs
>>144345881Genuinely coughing blood we let Gomes go especially with the plethora of technically baron midfielders we’ve had post him.
>>144345881Watching Gomes for England makes me very sad. He looks very good on the ball and would definitely be good enough for our squad. thanks ole you cunt
might as well throw Ugarte straight in against Southampton. Should give Mainoo a rest too and play that blonde guy
>mfw that de ligt howler today What other player has been binned by 2 top clubs and gone on to have a great career at another top club? I'll wait.Proof is in the pudding with De Ligt. And all people can say is "what a shit argument". How about watching him, if you hated Maguires style, oh boy, you'll be in for a shock.
>>144346029nah collyer is league 2 level hes looked crap every time ive seen him
SCREENSHOT THISManchester United will spend £70 million to bring Angel Gomes back to the clubHe'll then flop. Sancho-tier.SCREENSHOT THIS
>>144345881Mainoo makes Mainoo look bang average
>>144346038Bonucci
Gomes contract expires next year. Man Utd should make a cheeky bid in January>>144345391could have done if Gareff actually wanted to keep hold of the ball and create chances
>>144346078TAKE MY SOUL SOPHIAwait.. wrong thread
surely united learned from #pogback and wont re buy gomes right
trent is fucking shit and i cannot wait for englands spastic long balls to cost them in yet another tournament
>>144346220>TAKE MY SOUL SOPHIA
>>144346255Pogba was a knob with a shitbag agent though
>>144346255>surely united learnedguffawed at the mere concept of united noticing the patterns in their failures
>>144345918>>144345971>how do you do fellow utd fans
>>144346286sancho was another manchester-foreign country-manchester one that didnt work
>>144346029I heard Ugarte is going to give you the fight.
>>144346322y-yeah i sure love my unitedup those devils! whack a paddy we're rolling into top 4! howay the lads
>>144346422>nick, whack a paddy, bone a dogwhat did united mean by this racist beastiality song?
>>144346276I prefer Isa Slot
>>144346397Toon Win
>>144346468id put my coin in her slot iykwim haha xd
>>144346468she isa slot no doubt about that
>>144346468would she breed bald sons?
>>144346540thats his wife not his daughter
>>144346540shes dutch so yesbut they will be 6'3 atleast
>>144340607HE IS AN UGLY FRAUDhe does NOT get my respect after leaving spursi will be laffinHEARTILYwhen his career ends with no trophies
If only finland played in bundes..
arsewogs boiling over are arry
>>144346490I just liked the frog and Shearer and Keegan were probably cool
De Ligt got hooked at half time lmaoAre Man U fans ready to admit they made a huge mistake there?
>>144346611two time ballon d'or winner kevin keegan
>>144346719https://x.com/ThatLFCTrio/status/1833614321726726370oof
>>144346844Why didn't he bring the fight?
>>144329182Todd Boehly is determined to press ahead with plans to buy Chelsea despite Clearlake Capital being confident it will continue to be the club's majority owners in the long term.Chelsea insiders are surprised and concerned that differences between the ownership groups - which are now irreconcilable - have entered the public domain.Boehly - who has no intention of selling any of his shares - is unhappy with the way the club is being run and the lack of progress over the redevelopment of Stamford Bridge. He also did not want Mauricio Pochettino to lose his job as head coach at the end of last season.Clearlake has completely ruled out selling any of its shares despite Boehly refusing to take no for an answer as things stand.In private conversations up until last year they put on a united front, but it is now clear that Boehly has reservations about the club's new recruitment strategy and the failure to make significant progress on redeveloping Stamford Bridge.
>twitter.com/ThatLFCTrioyeah not clicking that pal
Didn't ask.
>>144347047>despite Boehly refusing to take no for an answer as things standi feel like it's not really up to him
>got another international break in October and another one in Novemberwish we had more international football now
>>144347047TRUSTTHEPROCESS
>>144346719JP van Hecke is the far superior defender and works with Verbruggen on a day to day basis so am amazed he doesn't start above him for the Dutch anyway.
>>144347315>player of the matchfuck off. this isn't even feminist, it's just stupid. it's an England men's game
>>144347378can't imagine caring myself
>>144347378true
>>144347399Cos youre a zoomer
England fans getting excited over beating Finland are they? kek they never learn
>>144347378>Literally says mens on the trophy
>>144347422i am among the most boomer posters in /brit/ i can guarantee it
Whoever could have predicted this narrative being pushed.
>>144347443>posting on /brit/ in 2024cant think of anything more grim.
>>144347469who could have predicted the narrative in the comments that Gomes can run and Trent can't defend when England finally have players who can keep the ball from deep
>>144347426English people think Gerrard and Lampard were really good players because they scored lots of goals. There's no helping them.
>>144347469so funny that by beating Ireland, Finland and Greece the FA (and majority of fans) will decide Carsley is the best man for the job. thank fuck because they otherwise might win something with that squad.
Nice time to have my favourite hand. 7 7#fullhouse #CR7 #poker
>>144347545sovl
>>144347545he has a pair of 7sget it cos his number is 7fucking idiots on this board i swear
>>144347545He's making like £2 million a week why does he need to do this?
>>144347440>men's nations league"no"
https://x.com/ChelseaFC/status/1833091154302120176
>>144347534funny that you think he's not the man for the job when De La Fuente just schooled every other nation in the Euros
>>144347707We've very quickly become Meme FC... fml..
>>144347572Technically he has two pair in that case
>>144347532exactly. imagine>not rating Zidanein 2024
>>144347805but theres a 3rd 7 on the board3 7's plus 2 5's is full house
>>144347775Spain are much better at football and have a clear identity
>>144347707lmfaooo what is this temu ass shit im dyinglinglong and prosper
>>144347886yeah because they were pulling up trees before De la Fuente came along
>>144347824There's one 7 on the board and he's 7 but we don't know what his hole cards are. As it stands he has two pair.Don't try to trick me.
>>144347933he has 2 cards in his hand. his hashtag is saying he has a full house and his favourite hand. so to have a full house in this situation he must either have a pair of 4's, 6's or 7's. considering he has had number 7 on his kit his whole career you must know his favourite hand is 7's, and he is saying he has his favourite hand right now
>>144347545>>144348034he even said 7 7 in the tweetthats it im going to heem the next person i see wearing a messi kit
>>144347707I know their current kit looks like ass but I still wish they could have kept going without sponsors. Shirts without sponsors are so nice looking.
>>144348070you couldnt heem shit princess
>>144348136listen to me very carefully kidim going to give you the benefit of the doubt in case you dont know who youre talking to. im a sick fuck with nothing left to loseif you ever reply to me again im fucking posting the roast itt. dont try me, you dont know what ive been through.
*sheathes blade*thats what i thought.goodnight nerds
>>144347926Spain have won 3 Euros and a WC since 2008. point is, even when they are having a bad spell they can still get back to being a winning team quickly because Spain have a clear style of play and produce players to fit it, namely the technical midfielders England sorely lack.
>>144348350AIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEMY EYESTHE GOOGLES DO NOTHING
>>144348350why sheamus...
>>144348350Grimaldo.
>>144348391>>144348404>>144348412gay
>>144348350why did she think sharing this was a good move
Pass the eye bleach lads
>>144348471you'll find it in the tampon aisle you big sissy
>>144348214>>144348350
>>144348350hopes rotting minge has been more effective in turning people gay than the entire pride movement
>>144348350AAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>>144348350haha oh wow stinky
>>144348323yeah and they'd been shit since 2012
>>144348214Wait who was this girlWas she a female footballer
>>144348545
>>144348545>>144348681
why god why
>>144348214>>144348315ur a pussy bitch
>the roast killed the threadmany such cases
>>144349179
Sparing a thought for David Pleat. He thought the Yid Army would rise up and demand the club treats him better but they have opted to stay inside of their sordid little grief holes as per usual. He's a good bloke.
mad how good kane is
After approximately a zillion years, Yanks finally confirm Pochettino appointment: https://www.ussoccer.com/stories/2024/09/mauricio-pochettino-named-head-coach-us-mens-national-team
>>144349732>David Pleat’s wife, Maureen, died in 2020 after several years living with Motor Neurone Disease. With part of the profits from his memoir being donated to charities to seek a cure.>"I'm not expecting it to be a fortune," he smiles. "But every little helps fighting that horrible disease.">Not that there will be any copies available in the Tottenham club shop.>"They're not selling it there, something to do with it not being through the club's official publisher," he says.>"I asked Daniel if I could have a room there to launch it and do a presentation. He said he'd get back to me. I've not heard anything. It's funny. Arsenal gave Bob Wilson a seat for life. They're a classy club, Arsenal.">"Me, I was told I can get a ticket at Spurs subject to availability. Subject to availability. Ha!"
>>144350469fucking hell that's worse than I thought one of their few living legends
>>144350469Damn dude. Each new excerpt makes it sadder.
>>144350469Why are Jews like this. Remember one of those cultural enrichment attacks in France that time and there was a Jew cafe owner rushing out...to sell water to emergency workers?
>>144350946funny thing is Pleat is also a jew
>>144350973It's never ending. He should know better than anyone to not trust a him.
>the arsenal loser is a mudslimekek figures. it is london after all
>>144350469Why can't the Yid Army finally slime their way out of their bedrooms and do something about this. it's them ultimately to blame.
>arsenal out of nowhere
>>144349967feel bad for this dudecompletely failed managerial career imo
>>144347707
>>144349732dont know who that is dont give a fuckwhy the fuck does epl care about this pleat nibbafuggin beggars belief heham literally laffin rnlaffin all the way to NLD spurs victory 2024
>>144352218He should've worked harder for the ManU job.
>>144352218Why would you feel sorry for him? All he's ever done is fall up. He's a prime example of forens getting jobs because of their exotic names while better managers are stuck in L1 because they don't have exotic names.
>>144352656>forens getting jobs because of their exotic nameslol, it's so pathetic but the truth.
