Getting cock shamed by Bill Belichick would be so amazing.
>>144332301Shit teams
JETSJETSJETSJETS
what exactly were they expecting with the new kickoff rules
Gronk was better than Kittle or Kelce
My girlfriend tongues my assAMAJets fan
>Plug in an undrafted RB with Purdy, get CMC-like production from scrimmage instantlyYeah, some narratives are shattering tonight.
Offensive pass interference is a meme call
>>1443323011 minute til I fap to some bbc pornGo bears btw
>>144332334i like how everyone makes fun of boomer tier 'i hate my wife' jokes but 99% of womens humor is literally just 'i hate my husband' jokes
My Lions would bootyblast both of these shit teams
>>144332363Both
>>144332363Gronk was the GOAT, he just got hurt so damn often
>>144332363no
Sauce Gardner is zesty, he's sweet, he's light on his feet
Just took a fat steaming New York Jets lads
>>144332362for people to return it lol, I think the NFL teams got together and conspired against Goodell just to fuck him over
>>144332366How big is her cock?
>>144332366What's his name?
I'm gonna fucking kill myself the next time an announcer calls a QB or a play “mahomes-esque”
SO YOU THINK YOURE BETTER OFF ALONE
>>144332366sounds pretty nice to me. if you haven't experienced anal pleasure i would recommend it.t. non-virgin.
You MotherFucking Disney! Where is this Fucking game!,
>>144332372
Someone post the racial slur. You know the one
>>144332372“I hate men” and “my vagina/boobs” comprise basically every joke any woman has ever told
>>144332363no shit gronk is arguably the greatest tight end ever. kittle doesn't even have an argument for that and kelce is purely a receiving tight end.
>>144332363Without question
>Sauce is shookit's over
The Friday "DAAAAMN" when Debo makes a catch is based
Kamala>>>>>Taylor Swift
>defender draped on kittle>no call
So did they just bench Sauce?
If Purdy beats Brady AND Rodgers will you finally apologize?
niners gonna win like 45-13
>black qbs
Was that a weird version of do you think you're better off alone lmao
India Summer is my favorite pornstar
>>144332403which one….
If you don't work 12 hour shifts operating a forklift lower your tone when replying to me
>sauce not injured>sitting out anywaywhy?
My wife has been snapchatting a guy on her fantasy league all day and has been in tbe bathroom for like 10 minutesShould I be concerned? He's black and pretty tall
>Tardner heeming himself while diving at someone's kneesdeserved
>>144332334Unironically why do men do this?
Is it only bill with the mannings tonight or is (((espn))) going to make them interview some random black who will jibber jabber about nonsense instead of the game being played?
>nor should hejesus, troy
DEEBO DEEBO DEEBO
>>144332427I think the pound for pound hottest is Darcie Dolce but she’s not very prolific
>>144332435not enough fiber innit
>>144332439and there it is
SAUCED
>>144332421apologize for what?
>>144332417AOC better than both
>>144332334My wife always makes a point of telling me how much she appreciates and is grateful for the work I do around the house, and I do the same for her. We see marriage as a partnership where both partners put in work without tracking/logging the other's contributions. Lainey's attitude is a mental prison that warps reality and essentially guarantees unhappiness.
I was really hungry so made a bunch of food, but I got full quickly and barely touched any of it
>>144332430Are you the anon that just started his forklift job this week
>>144332427She's still performing?
>>144332430I literally do that
Sauce Gardner more like Soft Shitter
Saucebros...
75 mil2yrFully guaranteed0 TDs
>>144332442talk about dedication to the mcdonald's brand
>AIPUKE
BRADON AY-PUKE
>>144332240The secret is that the good pizza is in jersey
>we have Travis Kelce at home >the Travis Kelce at home Georgekittlepizzaface.jpg
Sara if you're reading this I miss you
>>144332301>Ass yuk
>>144332454she's still fucking blacks for the premium rate pornstars have to get paid to fuck blacks, yes.
bill adds a lot to the manning cast just get him a better internet connection or something
My wife has to meet her boss to prep for a meeting tomorrow. Sounds like I'll get to stay up for the 2nd half bros!
>Nick Foles retiringWell that's news to me
Amazing throw, he's gotta catch that weewoowe
>>144332427Damn you must be old my dude
>>144332442i trust that everyone recognizes that this is retarded, but please understand that this man likely suffered permanent damage, potentially death, from this.do not get drunk and fucking brand half of the most important part of your body.
Damn great throw by purdy
>>144332334kek it do be like that
>>144332442what was the thought process here
>>144332445what does pound for pound mean in the context of pornstars
Nick Foles mentioned
>>144332465>all of the negative comments are from other women
>>144332435Only women think like this. If it was dad's day off and we didn't get our own asses ready for school, it's an immediate 100% ass beating and try to not get raped walking those 8 miles to school.
I wish I was gay like Rodgers. It's so easy to get bussy.
>get extension >drop the ballKWAB
>>144332398It's a shame that anal play has always been associated with gayness, and that young men are afraid to like it because they think it makes them gay. Your prostate is right up against your butthole. Stimulating it like that makes orgasms 4x more intense.
>>144332421>QB head2head mattersFirst season watching?
>AiPUKE
>>144332489>MAGA 4 LIFE
>>144332480>>144332492Retiring on MNF, at home. Pvre Sovl. I might cry ngl
>>144332374>On the first half only
NO REFUNDS
Peyton calling out Niners receiver for skipping training camp and dropping TD catches on opening night. Lol
>>144332494No I mean what's with living on the toilet
>gets paid>goes to shitMany such cases
>get paid>regress as a playerEvery time
He's clearly got nerves overthinking things to prove he's worth the contract
>>144332492as he should be
>>144332478Based!
peyton is trying to blame aiyuk for the contract bullshit, but we all know (((who))) is really to blame. His (((agent))).
>>144332491>he doesn’t know
>>144332442kek what a psycho. he really pressed that thing hard
>>144332367crediting the o-line with the majority of the run game's success is not flashy enough
>>144332495This is a gay man?
>>144332513I don't like that he's brown
Davante Adams traded to the 49ers midseason. You heard it hear first folks.
>>144332512why do so many player skip training camp these days? i feel like i'm hearing about it constantly
>Broke Poopie
>>144332493Yeah, women do more harm to each others self esteem than men. It is the same thing for men. It is mostly men that shit all over other guys.
>>144332522Hurts is his spiritual successor.
>>144332461Niners fans dont get enough hate.
>>144332301I just turned the game on and the score is 13-7 against the fucking Jets and SF is playing at home. What is going on?
Aiyuk is the most overrated player in the entire league.
>ywn sit around with Dave Portnoy and his boys sweating out a 300k dollar bet
>>144332530>That shirtYou just know
Why is the niners mascot a cowboy
>>144332533I don't think they can afford him.
did not know payton is a 49er fan
>KeLcE CaN'T BlOcK
>>144332530Flaming.
>>144332536Noongar
>>144332535>>144332537Fucking lel
>>144332534Agent squeezing teams dry on contract negotiations
>>144332491weight of the fecal matter
>>144332535>>144332536>>144332537Accurate as fuck
>>144332534Their agents tell them it in "their best interest" meanwhile the (((agent))) gets 20% and the amount only gets higher the longer the player sits out
>>144332531It’s California. It wouldn’t accurate otherwise
Why does Payton Manning talk like he's choking on a cock?
>>144332451>Lainey's attitude is a mental prison that warps reality and essentially guarantees unhappiness.She has no husband or kids. She's a retard with a barren womb.
>>144332382He got a nice bussy
>>144332516tWo MoRe WeEkS!You just watch, ol' Antivax Aaron gonna shoot up some Ivermectin during halftime and will come out blazing in the 3rd quarter.
>>144332334if i dont sit for 40 minutes (when it only take 30 seconds for all the poop to fall out, 1 push) then later my underrwear will be in full disarray with shit streaks and always these little white rice looking sticky things.GO, PACK GO! AROD4LYFE!!!
>>144332548Why did you not pay attention in American History class?
Aipuke
>>144332551he just ran into him. didn't sustain a block at all
>>144332551Jesus Christ. Who is that old, fat guy in the Kelce jersey?
>>144332534holding out for extensions
>>144332568this is on coaching and the defense not rogers
>>144332451That dumb bitch got mind broken by /pol/.
>>144332558You're full of shit
>>144332435I always spend 15 minutes on the toilet. You think it's all out after the first wave, but then letting your digestive system go through the motions for a few more minutes gets more shit out and you'll feel amazing after.
>>144332563That's what happens you chew a lot of tobacco.
The Niners would legit rival the 2007 Patriots if they had Herbert or Lawrence at quarterback.
>>144332563thats paintin' to u
>>144332555george st maccas in 15 minutes champ
>kneelBOOOOOO. Aaron can throw 70 yards you pussies
>as a colts fanNo one cares, whore. Say your piece.
it's almost halftime bruhs
>>144332534Because they don't enjoy football and it's a job for money. 40 years ago you weren't paid $100 million so everyone had to love football to do it. Now people who don't love football do it as a job because it pays better than any other job they could get
>>144332576his block kept the TD alive.
>>144332593Too fat
Halftime faptime: All you need is AssRyS eition
Do the 49ers have a fight song?
>>144332583this tbqh
>>144332593>brosnan.png
>>144332534Players are demanding higher and higher pay every year.
Handjobs with orgasm denial from Laura Rutledge
pretty boring gameRodgers sucks
>>144332534would rather go to Eygpt instead
>>144332593Not fat enough
>>144332529A successful run through the C gap is purely from trent williams but thats too much for casuals to digest
>>144332513Fuck california and fuck you
Halftime snacktime, ladz. What're we eating? For me, it's RoundMeal™
>>144332596anyone in the nfl could have made that block
Has there been a single one of these holdouts where the player didn't play like shit afterward? Seems every time there's a holdout the player sucks shit coming back
well jets bros, rodgers is still alivethat's progress I guess
For me it’s Angel Wicky
>>144332538
>>144332590If they made a movie called Gay Noongas From Outer Space, it would be about you
>>144332582Actually, it's all on the scale
is he there?
>>144332603Any song by the Village People
>the Travis Kelce at home
>>144332593Fantastic body
>>144332619She looks so old but is so young
Sexo con Laura Rutledge
i'm jerking off to gay porn at halftime
CMC is replacable. Its over for white RBs.
F A P T I M EAPTIME
>>144332628home cooked food is better so what's your point?
>>144332614i protein-blasted ur mom last night
Rodgers should’ve taken the VaxHe’s washed now
>>144332530I would straight up demand she put on a different shirt or stay her ass at home.
>>144332619>coal burnerYuck, for me it will ALWAYS be the pure and unsoiled Dillion Harper.
>>144332595Also this. Some teams have very rough training camps, Niners being one of them, I'm convinced that was a big reason why Trent and Aiyuk held out for so long
>>144332583finally someone who gets it. its about the waves
>>144332628bro needs to just shave it. looks awful.
>>144332621no but Steven May
is it true bros, that girth is more important than length
>>144332301>one half of football>7-11>64 yardsAlright so how exactly is this any different than Zach Wilson again?
>>144332620YEET
>>144332545Who exactly is this guy, he came to my local pizza place and nobody knew who he was and from the clip I saw he seemed mildly offended by that factStill gave it what I assumed was a respectable rating for the plain slice but I don't get it?
did tim walz actually drink horse cum?? How is he not in jail???
Mason took CMCs job. CMC confirmed Shanahan baby
>>144332453Heh..maybe
>Aiyuk can't catch the ball because he was too fucking lazy to show up to work all preseason and felt he wasn't getting enough bling despite being a multi-millionaire
>>144332647You cannot be this serious.
>>144332628I love this goofy ass redneck so much
Kyle Shanahan is a faggot and will never win anything
>>144332614I need my bussy protein blasted by three men
who /studyingsecondlanguage/ here?
Does anyone actually like the kelces
>Garrett Wilson needs to switch around his initials, because he's taking over like MJ right nowWhat did the black anchor mean by this?
POST BUSSY
snoozefest game followed on by ancient snoozefest halftime show. total garbage product featuring beardman, baldman, and blackman
Halftime mealtime! What are we eating bros? Pic related is on the way
>>144332593>Red dressesanyone else a fan of this one simple trick?Also go Jets!
>>144332660No INTs
>>144332674about trusting the science, or about a 40 y/o schizo being cooked?
>>144332682Jason is a good dude actually.
>>144332681Selamat pagi!
Jets fan here. Just wanted to congratulate the 49ers on barely surviving the first half against the mighty Jets. My wife's son was watching the game with me, and even he said the 49ers looked like they were playing scared. You guys are really hanging your hats on beating the Jets? That’s like bragging about beating the high school JV team. But hey, enjoy your moment, because it's probably the last time you'll feel relevant this season. My wife's son said it best: "Even Zach Wilson has more upside than your entire roster."
>>144332643i bond burgered your sister
>>144332692Based fatass
>>144332334Right but lainey has no man and will never have kids
I miss my ex with 38 F cups
>>144332665H a the owner of Barstool Sports which is popular with the dudebros but recently he got more popular because of his pizza reviews
I hate all these tikk tokk songs
>>144332650I was supposed to go to the NHL but didn't due to medical reasons. I always laugh when they Amon Ra St Brown catches 202 passes from the jugs machine. When I was a teenager I'd shoot 500+ hockey pucks a day.
>>144332453>be me>forklift operator at a major distribution center in Akron, OH>get /druk/ before 3rd shift every single day with a pint of taaka>crash forklift tines into crate containing 5 million dollar AVL equipment>boss man smells liquor on me and claims my eyes are bloodshot>take piss test>boss fires me for semantics>belch in his face and tell him his wife is fucking niggers behind his back>leaveFuck it, /druk/ life it is…..WHAT A LIFE
>>144332693>the wet spot
>>144332682Jason is alright. But the douchbaggery of Travis is rubbing off of him
I'm the last one to defend blacks, particulary the ones that play football, but let's not pretend like their jewish agents aren't the ones keeping them out of camp and preseason just so they can squeeze teams for extra shekels while the dumb goyi- i mean fans are the ones gettng a shitty product.
>>144332681no point.the only parts of the world that matter already speak english.
WHY IS JASON KELCE ON THE HALFTIME SHOW?WHAT THE FUCK IS IT ABOUT HIS FAMILY BEING PUSHED SO HARD?
why cant the jest stop the run
>>144332681trying to learn Spanish so I can pick up Latinas
>>144332421You mean if this stacked Niners team wins a bunch of regular season games and blows the biggest game of the season for the 4th time in a row will I apologize?No.
>falcons vs iggles next weekwell that's gonna be a shitshow
i'm gay and my dick is small
>mfw put $500 on the Niners -3.5 so I can go fuck a prostitute I've been goonin to for a couple months now
IS Wilson scoring tonight?
>>144332724why do you care so much about jason kelce...he just told you the ins and outs of why the jets are about to lose this game
>>144332715>I was supposed to go to the NHL but didn't due to medical reasons.Did this """"medical reason"""" happen to be hurting your pinky toe in the 8th grade?
>>144332701Pretty weak bait. Here, have a pity (you)
>>144332665He's jewish and promotes jewish degeneracy to goyim
>>144332724Funded by George soros
>>144332716I choose to believe that this is true
BASED CHRIS BERMAN
>>144332649Porn companies will blackball a girl if she refuses to do interracial these days. Jews really are vile people.
CAUSE I WANNA MAKE ITTTTTIM A MILLION DOLLAR BABEEHHHH
>>144332724They sold their souls.
>>144332732Stay proud ninerbro
>>144332729What the fuck happened to the Eagles? They kind of suck now.
>>144332724they made a podcast that actually talked about the sports, and were well enough spoken white guys, as opposed to stoned diva wide receivers played CoD or fortnite on twitch.
>>144332665He's a dude bro who's a multi millionaire who started bar stool sports which is like tmz for sports. Now he has so much money he just gambles and does pizza reviews which people take as gospel
>>144332681JP fag for about a month and a half here. I wish to understand everything my oshi says. I'm starting to pick out words and phrases now. It was kinda magical the first time I understood something she said that I would not have known without the learning.
>>144332732no my problem and I dont care...I do care how the jet can stop the 49ers run attack
>>144332530she's half his age....
gooning to the fastest three minutes
>halftime CRAPtimethis gamethread is lame
>3 minutes kino WE ARE SO BACK
What did Taytay mean by this?
>>144332724They have 4 super bowl rings between them. You act like the Mannings aren't still shoved down our throats despite both being retired
I'm tired of this shit. Kirk Cousins and Aaron Rodgers need to be walked to the farm upstate like they did to Biden. What a fucking waste of 100s of millions of dollars.
>>144332724He actually seems okay. Like a big fat drunk santa. His wife is hot too.
dak is elite
>>144332692QuickTrip has fire ass mcribs you will never experience the goat tier gas station tho so don't even try
>blessed with chris bermanI love this
>>144332715Sorry your dream didn't pan out anonAt least you have us :)
>>144332765the manning know football and are very good talking about it
(((berman)))
I’m sorry but did the jets already lose? Does not having a lead at halftime….blah blah
>>144332681Doing Latin Duolingo for shits and gigs
>>144332716based king
>>144332764Based
Baker Mayfield? More like BASED MAYFIELD
>>144332739the MMR vaccine gave me epilepsy which went out of control during puberty when I was supposed to move to Ann Arbor and join US National Team Development Program and play for the US World Jr Hockey Team. I have the double recessive MTHFR gene RFK Jr talks about.
>>144332783the Kelce bros know football and are very good talking about it
>>144332758learn your kana first. don't fall for just learning phrases. future you will thank you.I suggest getting flashcards
>>144332758what program are you using if you don’t mind me asking?
How is Purdy doing?
and in his name we pray:thank you based boomer
rather underwhelming halftime.... thats the only reason i joined this shit thread and you fags blew it
>>144332771he put on a client against a very good browns defense
>>144332530I hope that's not his broad....
>>144332765>They have 4 super bowl rings between themSo do the Kelce's?
Will they ever bring back C'mon Man?
>>144332797Hailō saikasī aurata. Maiṁ saikasī samāṁ baṇā'undā hāṁ
>>144332795what your point anon I dont think you have one
>Berman was born in Greenwich, Connecticut,[6] and grew up in Irvington, New York, the son of Peggy Shevell (née Tenenbaum>Tenenbaum
>>144332716do alcoholics seriously think its cool to live like this? Its fucking pathetic
>>144332716>Akron, OHGot any cyraxx stories faggot?
>>144332772Wtf what area do you live that QT has McRibs? I think their sub sandwiches are really underrated for the price.
>>144332724Calm down, faggot. Get a hold of yourself.
>>144332681I tried to learn German but got board quickly. Now the app is threatening my family
>>144332810Cotton?
>>144332807Nvm I'm retarded
>>144332801Pretty good. A solid run for 1st down. His wr's have dropped a couple of passes including a big TD right before half.
>>144332817he's a fucking football hero
>>144332797Those melons look succulent.
My Chiefies would dab on these SHIT teams
does anyone even like the jets
unless the jest defense can figure out the run game this game was over in the 2nd quarter
>halftime>Nobody posting anythingI guess I'll pick up the slack
>>144332732How's your bussy
>>144332817joining a startup television channel out of rural connecticut in the 80s wasn't exactly living the high life.
>CMC last minute scratch>Bill Vinovich reffing>Draftkings suspending cashout option alll game longWe're about to see some fuckery, guys.
>>144332842m-me
>>144332716I believe you simply because you’re from Ohio. Typical Rustbelt shenanigans
>Aiyuk
I hope you guys are showing up big for your country. It takes less than 2 minutes to register to vote.
Real ones know that the kelces sold their souls to moloch
For me it's Car_ina.
>>144332816their podcast was successful, Kelce was always attracted to hollywood/career past football since he first got into football with that godawful dating show, and now he's dating Taylor Swift and will be in the movie Happy Gilmore 2 by Adam Sandler.They're a football family with 4 rings between the two brothers, and both Philadelphia/KC were good at the same timeframe. Also interlinked in multiple ways with Andy Reid.
>>144332845EhWould
>>144332847oh, so he was the lowest of the "chosen", got it.
>>144332840I like the chiefs but are you watching shannahan tonight he figures out something...the 49ers look scary
>>144332797I already know my hiragana, but haven't moved on to katakana yet. I am simultaneously using like 3 different methods to learn. I have Duolingo for exercises, audio learning files and one big file that's just all the words for N5 and the last thing is a video series that goes over sentence structure and grammar.
I miss Hitler :,(
>Just discovered AI girlfriend pornuh oh lads... it might be over for me
>>144332849absolutely fascinated at your reasoning>inb4 I grew up with them
>>144332770THIS is hot???
>/sp/
>>144332845>that face
>>144332860Gross
>>144332848just waiting for my check to clear.
>>144332804He puts on a clinic every season... then the playoffs happen
why do we even care about football
I just jerked off to r/dykeconversion and shot ropesgo Jets big 2nd half incoming
>>144332853This is what the greed of (((agents))) gets your football team.
>>144332301anyone have a stream link to the game?
>>144332799A bit of a halfassed kludge detailed here >>144332864
>>144332855I live in a solidly red state where less than 30% of people took the vaxxMy interests are secured
>>144332845Would
Damn Purdy has a deep voice
>>144332874women aren't attractive over 5'10"
>>144332859I would like for the mannings and kelces to do a show together
>>144332874Her hands are massive
>>144332880
>>144332764>you will never even get "hover hands" from Tay Tay
>>144332884You having an existential crisis or something nigga?
>>144332817Don't ruin it for me
>>144332895And bussy
I've never made my fiance cum, and I can only cum if I have a buttplug inserted.Follow me on X @ShowtymeZack
>>144332863Shanny is stealing the chiefs tech of holding on every play because they wont call every play
>>144332884so that i can pretend that i'm not a failed normie and can talk about football at the office cooler
>reddit still crying abbout rodgers not getting vaxxedDo they not know that the vax turned out to not only be fake and gay but also toxic?
>>144332874she looks elfy. not really into this phenotype but i get the appeal i guess
Purdy finally took a commerical deal to make up for living in the Bay Area on a rookie contract
>>144332461It's always Raiders fans in these fights
>>144332461Sure am glad our government let's like 10k of these people walk across border on a daily basis.
Need tall gf
>>144332863Lmao purdy fucking sucks try again Aaron finna cook.
>>144332845....the fuckWhat's your problem dude?
>>144332909Um, that's been debunked, sweaty.
>>144332920aye
>>144332920Same
>>144332909how did he avoid it?
>>144332911I suppose I could see that
WHO LET THE DOGS OUT
>>144332913Finally?? He's been in everything. Toyoyta, John Deere, Applebee's.
the first 10 plays will be running playing after the kick off...its the jet dont stop its over final score 35 to something
>>144332649LADSWhat famous pornstars refuse to do interracial?
>>1443328975'6 is the best I can do. Let me go ahead and call my women's height expert if you want to hang around for a bit.
I love white dog girls, but I don't think I can compete with a rotty or pitbull
>>144332906how does the butt plug help?
>>144332874she's a qt
>>144332924MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOODS
>>144332924Thats a fake pussy, right?
>>144332845Looked her up, she's about to turn 66
>>144332863They’re playing the Jets. Shut the fuck up.
>>144332921are you watching this game its a running game no need to pass
>>144332934Alexis texas...until her coke stash dried up and she hit the wall
Niners again reminding me how much better life used to be with their playing Who Let the Dogs Out all the time.
>>144332944based milf
>>144332907>Shanny is stealing the chiefs tech of holding on every play because they wont call every playPretty much, this is ridiculous.
Will there ever be another hitler?
>>144332890 depends if you need specifically HD, SD, or don't caresportshub stream
>>144332924WTF is this
>>144332924she could pick up a motorcycle with that thing
Jimmy Kimmel bodied gayron Rodgers
>>144332937I like how it bounces around in there when I'm thrusting.
It's funny how a filthy porn slut almost seems pure and wholesome if she only fucks BWC.
Nothing is gayer than the Cowboys.
>>144332863Teams that figure out how to exploit weaknesses in the Chiefs decide not to use it when its time to play them. Kind of weird, almost like there is something going on behind the scenes to ensure the Chiefs win.
I told my ex gf a few nights ago that I didn’t want to get back with her or have anything to do with her after she told me that she dated two black guys. She’s tried to call me a few times but I never answer.Anyways I don’t think the jets are making a comeback
Halftime Faptime jets suck blah blah blah
Why don't teams just hire someone that runs every kick back for a touchdown? It isn't that hard to run 100 yards
>>144332924Neovagina (axe wound)
>>144332956The israel leader is trying his best to be.
>>144332938Wholesome cuteOnly Kelce bro i like tbhwy
>>144332966do you feel it clenching when you cum?
>>144332970Caleb Williams
>>144332959I dont give a FUCK
>>144332959found one desu
> only 2 penalties all gameWHERE THE FUCK ARE MY REFFIES
how is that not a block in the back?
>>144332929Like everybody else who avoided it: just don't get it. Lol. Can't believe people were fear-mongered into that shit when there were zero consequences to refusing it.
>>144332938>met on tinderMaybe the only tinder success story I've seen
Lotta empty seats in that stadium
>>144332909They aren't mad that he didn't get vaxxed, they are mad that he didn't obey like a slave.
My $(ers will win the owl this year
>>144332857Good taste
it's official: the new kickoff rules are gay and suck ass
>>144332981t. knows nothing about hitler and the nsdap's 25 point plan
>>144332935You can't deny it, she's like 6'2" and her limbs are so long she looks gangly
>>144332992reffies frauds?
>>144332975>steals your credit card and buys car insurance for her cousin
>>144332909They're recycling 2020 election talking points because Kamala is such a bore. I've noticed this a lot lately.
Selling this pass. $3000 BO. No lowballers. I know what I got.
>>144332996Niner tickets are stupidly expensive
>>144333005wbk
>>144332417Stop with the hard sell. I'm already voting for her. >>144332450Stop. I can only get so hard.
Kamala and 49ers win and they meet up at the Whitehouse. You know its going to happen
>Moss just as good as CMCReally makes me think
Gronk isn't even worthy of holding Travis's jockstrap
>>144333004imagine if thisbold whore was your neighbor.
didnt finish jerking off during halftimenow i have to goon to the game
>>144333011id let her
>>144332956trump if he wins
>Jauan Jennings
>>144332991spoonfeed?
>>144332956I wish
>>144332995Jared Goff allegedly met his sports illustrated swimsuit model wife on Tinder
>>144332920tall ref gf
Stop fucking posting porn now or you will be banned
I have yet to see a hip drop penalty
HIP DROP
>>144332845God, that reminds me of a janitor at my last workplace. She was a tiny little hispanic girl with an amazing ass for her size. She worked there during covid, so she always had a mask on. Once the restrictions ended, we finally got to see her without a mask on, and yeah, it really ruined it. I still would've though
>>144333034hair's goofy. dude seems fun.
>>144333004Would
>>144333032Trump was already president, he didnt do hitler shit.
>>144333036https://the.streameast.app/nfl/new-york-jets-san-francisco-49ers/25578816
>Stop fucking posting porn now or you will be banned
>>144333044Bang Bang Niner Gang btw! (I’m gay)
>>144333046because it's only called if you're chasing someone from behind down field full speed and land on their legs in order to prevent injury
nice dirty typical tackle by the jets
>>144333040Maybe on Raya. That's the Tinder for famous people.
This game blows
>drops hip hop
can you chuds focus on the game ffs
HALF TIME IS OVER STOP GOONING STOP ALL GOONING POSTS STOP IT FUCKING STOP IT
>>144333040in LA?
I need like 3 more touchdowns to win this bet
Chiefs Niners yet again
>>144332996Everybody takes their sweet time getting back to their seats, probably won't sit back down until 5 to go in the third and liquored the fuck up
>>144333058legend
>>144333041Please tell me this dumb whore has nudes leaked already
Is this supposed to be the best Defense in the NFL?
>wife is pregnantfuck im nervous bros….I dont know how to be a dad
>>144333070Lol stfu pussy
>>144333072 complete opposite. i hate that shit
>>144333072kino
>>144332985Yeah :-)
>>144332334>paying for all your shit>paying for all the kids's shit>taking edibles to cope>constipatedPlease, give me shit.
my ninnery noos :)
>>144333015When they played at Candlestick and up until tickets went full digital...we could show up and get some decent tickets for $25-40 depending on the game. Now it's $200-$350 for a seat worth a shit.
STOP THE FUKKEN RUN
>>144333085She looks like she would cuck me.
>>144333049>>144333051Remember the day that Moot implemented flags on /sp/ and literally 99% of the USA vs Eurofag threads were instigated by Australia and Mexico?
>>144332797Oh, I didn't mean I was learning phrases. I meant I was understanding spoken phrases. IRyS, JP TV and anime are the media in which I'm immersing. (Crisis: Special Service Squad was a great mini series show.)
>>144333072for me it's only when im bound and gagged
Guess the strategy here is just to kill the clock and give Rodgers like no possession time
>>144333070Focus on this bussy
The jets stink. What else is new?
Mason took CMCs job. Its over for white RBs.
>>144333083np
>>144333087It's literally instinct.Stop thinking about it
FULLBACK ALERTHELL YEAH JUSZCZYK
>>144333081Lmao at that dudes noodle arms
>"MASON IS PICKING UP RIGHT WHERE CHRISTIAN LEFT OFF"Reallllly makes me think boys
>>144332301Saleh’s gone after this year, right?
>>144333085Tussy
Jets fucking suck.
>>144333090That means you're gay.
>>144333090Why?>>144333105Hot desu
>>14433308549ers averaged 29 points a game last year
Jets haven't had the ball in ages
>yfw CMC has been exposed as a Shanahan babby
>Green Gay got equivalent and saved a fuck ton of cap>NY somehow got worseLal
>>144332996>homeless capital of America can't afford $500 MNF NFL ticketsI'm shocked
>your 2024-2025 MVP
>>144333087You are going to fuck it up and fail and she is going to leave you
I actually believed the jets would be decent this year. I'm such a fool.
>>144333085I was never turned on by feet till it started to become a meme on this site, I hate this place
Uebermann
>>144333076You took the over with two defensive teams and a 40 yr old QB who hasn't played in a year instead of taking the easy, no sweat 49ers -3?
purdy has the easiest job in the world
>>144333105um…..hot.
no fucking coverageJUIIIIICCCCE
>>144333087>feed babby>keep babby warm>protecc babby>teach babby
WOOO JUICE CHECK!!
>>144333122If the jets don't make the playoffs, probably
>>144333131cmc was great on the sorry fuck panthers, he was borderline mvp with shanahan
Juszczyk is playing TE
STOP THE FUKKEN RUN NOW
>>144333135he's the rightful reigning MVP
>fullback catches better than the higher paid WRsad!
Now that’s how a black rb runs
great drive niners
>>144333132>got equivalenttrue
>>144333135He literally looks 15. I feel like a pedo for jerking off to him.
>>144333144This is awaking things inside me.
NY, GET FUCKED
>Reffies hand out free penalties>Jest give up deep ball next playOnly so much wee can do for these bums
What a goyslop tier drive hold this L niners
>>144333087well first thing you'll want to do is have some Jewish fellas remove part of his penis for no reason
HiRyS... iiiiit's TouchdownRyS.
>>144333103no but Steven May
SameOldJets
J E T SETS
>>144333162GoodTOUCHDOWN BABY!
>>144333103>/pol/ being mostly mexicans, aussies, or filpinos all larpingWas a funny day
ILL SAY IT AGAIN I NEVER BOUGHT INTO THE JETS PLAYOFF HYPE
Mccappy...
> poo york
HI MOM
Rodgers really should have gone with Hackett to the Broncos
Whelp, I guess the jets are gonna be looking for a new head coach and starting QB again
>white rbs
>>144333175J E S TEST
It's established that he has the 'tism, right?
>>144333135Kek I forgot how young he is.
>>144333178Confirmed not Mike Greenberg.
>>144333177post 2016 /pol/ sucks ass
>>144333155Even I could catch better if Purdy threw the ball at me
>>144333170based autist still at it
BAKEY NEW MAKEY
>Jets suck>Giants suck Now what?
>>144333133The stadium is in Santa Clara, retard
I need 2 more yards from kittle, 4 more yards from garrett wilson and 7 more receiving yards from breece hall, will it happen bros?
>>144333156>>144333156>>144333156
the first game shows the rest of the league your weakness and the jets cant stop the run very well
BDSM seems fun
This game sucks
>>144333214Baseball?
AI is pure evil and it will prove to be mankind’s greatest mistake
>>144332334lainey is still alive wow, didn't think she'd survive, her stupidity has made her resilient.
>>144333127I like girl's faces and don't want them blocked by bounds and gags
>>144332920For me it's Brink
>>144333210Damn straight.
>>144333250based and red pilled Ted poster
>>144333277that is definitely a man
>>144333214Better hope the Yankees and mets have a deep playoff run.
its been a quarter since jets had the ball
>>144333250ai is overrated but it is in the long and storied lineage of catastrophically terrible technologies we've inflicted on ourselves. footnote in that history but even so
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Gaydgers is cooked
KEK
XD
aaaahahahahah have some more ivermectin Aaron!
>>144333287Go 49ersGo Rodgersand Go Packers
>>144333300My ex gf was big time into bdsm It was a bit weird
>>144333411Packers can suck a fat log.
>>144332760That's the best part
>>144333476cry
My jetties are getting raped :(
>>144333501lol, you know they're going nowhere this year.
>>144333519who knows, maybe Dr. Aaron Rogers will go back to his career as an infectious disease expert and you'll be able to get a good quarterback.
>>144333541It depends on how they hold up the next few weeks without Love.
>>144332773I blessed your mom with my cock
>>144333600>he thinks Love is competent
Who decided to put the Jets on Monday Night Football?
>the jeets
