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Harry Kane's 100th cap.

Kick-off in 55 bings.

England XI:Pickford, Alexander-Arnold, Stones, Konsa, Lewis, Rice, Gomes, Gordon, Grealish, Saka, Kane.

Finland XI: Hradecky, Stahl, Hoskonen, Ivanov, Uronen, Peltola, Kamara, Keskinen, Schuller, Pukki, Jensen.
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>>144341905
fuck sorry lads thees already a thread, use that one
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>>144341996
any midlands lads in?
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>>144344222
do they like white bois
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>>144341996
>Pickford, Alexander-Arnold, Stones, Konsa, Lewis, Rice, Gomes
:(
>Gordon, Grealish, Saka, Kane
:)
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>>144341996
>ivanov
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Paulus Zestyjuuri
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>>144344222
they look pretty westernised
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how did this shit meaningless game fill a thread?
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>>144344222
Anri Okita is the best thing to come from Birmingham
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i have a feeling this ends 1-0

>>144344228
whites are rightful mexican girl clay
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>>144344233
>>144344233

here is my good post pls respond
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>>144344222
as a black queen connoisseur, these are middling at best. disappointing
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>pukki taken off
F
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>uronen off
>ståhl stays
wut
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>>144344245
two shitposting nations in one thread
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pookie out
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>>144344260
hes over the hill already.
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>>144344258
well they are british
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>>144344268
kanerva special
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meant half time gyaldem omds

it's second half now
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Arsenal lads are thinking about the match at the weekend. Bring Madueke and Gallagher on
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i've learned a dark secret about the England Women's National Football team and i have to sell someo
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Iivo Niskanen in. Appreciated.
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is pukki finnished?
PLEASE GOD SOMEONE SCORE A GOAL

>>144344258
sorry bro
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>>144344287
the meeting that saved Britain
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>>144341996
I kan't score
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>>144344281
well that was obvious from the fact he plays in MLelS
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no pukki no watchi
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>>144344290
Why did he take a video of his screen is he retarded?
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>>144344290
CORRRRRRRRRRRRRR
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1x0 england
grealish dives in the penalty area and sir (p)arry (p)ane hits it in the back of the net
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Miracle of Wembley
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>>144344298
i miss babe station era slags these tiktokers don't do it for me
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>>144344308
also he walks like messi nowadays
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>>144344315
maybe it's his work place's PC and he doesn't want to send files or insert USB sticks due to security reasons
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>>144344312
>dreamstime
too bloody right lad
falling asleep here
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>Konsa ded
bad ebening
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>>144344290
boner alert
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>>144344298
pifffffffffff luv the gyal x baddiedem me xx
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>>144344290
Did you find out one of them is straight
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>>144344298
>>144344353
they look so bizarre
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Sky Sports' Peter Smith at Wembley:

"As a couple of paper aeroplanes glide over the press box and England knock the ball around Finland's packed penalty area, it is hard not to think this was the kind of fixture the Nations League set-up was supposed to remove from the calendar..."
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>>144344288
ode injured and saka on for another 90 ffs
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>>144344353
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we are gonna get a dodgy pen for sure

>>144344360
yes, the one looking into the mirror at the top
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>>144344370
maybe england shouldn't have got relegated then?
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latinas hit the wall at 18/19
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Both teams are just awful
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according to someone in the last thread, Anri Okita is:
>partly of British descent
>born and raised in Birmingham
>someone who attended Birmingham College from 16-18
>an Aston Villa supporter
WTAF??
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Maybe Soufgate wasn't the problem
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oh good all the boring cunts are in this thread
fantastic
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>>144344397
so they last a couple years longer than ours then..
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>>144341996
Soumi!
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>>144344397
>latinas hit the wall at 18/19
i watched that new alien movie last weekend and the young latina in it, Isabela Moner, has hit the "latina pudgy phase" at like age 22/23
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>>144344406
Isn’t it his whole team still there until they get a new permanent manager
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>>144344414
alright dave la
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>>144344402
dat recoil though...
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Finland conceded 3 goals to Greece 3 days ago

also, who /f1/ here?
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>you now remember the absolute retardation when the papers used those photos of Saka in the Iceland match
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ban paper aeroplanes
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hradecky :)

also joronen is almost same tier gk for us
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hahahahaah
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>>144344384
is that the asylum centre
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>>144344402
yeah its true i used to smoke with her sometimes at the park near the abbey
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i fly like paper get high like planes
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rice is honesty useless
get gallagher on asap
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>>144344402
>someone who attended Birmingham College from 16-18
her English wasn't good last I heard
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>>144344461
gimi
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>>144344488
trips-dubs of truth
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>>144344461
yeah shows how dire you guys are. we have a shitter coach
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>>144344498
urdu is the main language spoken on-campus i believe
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>>144344498
nobody at birmingham colleges english is good
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>>144344461
I miss that shitbox
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>>144344461
alri
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>>144344462
He is very hard to look at.
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HARRY MOOOOONG
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BAH GAWD IT'S KANE BAH GAWD IT'S KANE BAH GAWD IT'S KANE BAH GAWD IT'S KANE BAH GAWD IT'S KANE BAH GAWD IT'S KANE BAH GAWD IT'S KANE BAH GAWD IT'S KANE BAH GAWD IT'S KANE BAH GAWD IT'S KANE BAH GAWD IT'S KANE BAH GAWD IT'S KANE BAH GAWD IT'S KANE BAH GAWD IT'S KANE BAH GAWD IT'S KANE BAH GAWD IT'S KANE BAH GAWD IT'S KANE BAH GAWD IT'S KANE BAH GAWD IT'S KANE BAH GAWD IT'S KANE BAH GAWD IT'S KANE BAH GAWD IT'S KANE BAH GAWD IT'S KANE
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>>144344537
sovl
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>>144344461
hamilton will never win a title again

:^)
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took your time england
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should have stopped that one desu
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>harry kwab
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FFS
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took him long enough
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KAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANE
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it's finito
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Kane should have scored that overhead kick.
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it's over
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>why do they keep playing kane
every time
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took his time
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>>144344556
hopefully neither ham or max win again
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KANE
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Arsenal fans seething
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that was fookin offside la
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IT'S
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You're welcome, 'arry.
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>ITV missed the build up
STOP cutting away from the match when the ball is in play
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arsenal fans this is your future for this weekend
kane cannot be stopped
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fucks sake
media tomorrow: CARSLEY'S CRACKERS CRUSH THE SCANDIS
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TAA assist
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KANE! THE ULTIMATE STAT PADDER!

300 GOALS AGAINST ALSO-RANS!

INVISIBLE WHEN IT MATTERS!

HARRY

KANE

what a strike though
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>>144344565
HOL UP
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we're really more of a disc golf nation anyway
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O CAPTAIN MY CAPTAIN
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>>144344586
Would Kane be seething?
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>>144344603
carsley gets appointed. england get knocked out by first good team in 2026
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humiliation ritual
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CAR SLEYS AT THE WHEEL
TELL ME HOW GOOD DOES IT FEEL
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>>144344613
0 TROPHIES MY CAPTAIN
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camon england
score sum fokin gols
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>>144344632
i now understand why gen z men are so gay
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>Pooco Poois
How do you like my meme name?

>>144344606
Not true actually.

Harry Kane's goals per competition
>World Cup
>Apps: 11
>Goals: 8

>World Cup Qualification
>Apps: 14
>Goals: 17

>Euros
>Apps: 17
>Goals: 7

>Euros Qualification
>Apps: 21
>Goals: 23

>Nations League
>Apps: 19
>Goals: 3

>Friendlies
>Apps: 16
>Goals: 8

Harry Kane's best opponents
>San Marino: 5 goals
>Albania: 4 goals
>Bulgaria: 4 goals
>Germany: 4 goals
>Malta: 4 goals
>Montenegro: 4 goals
>France: 3 goals
>Italy: 3 goals
>Panama: 3 goals
>Ukraine: 3 goals
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I kane score I kane score I kane score
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>>144344556
when's max joining audi
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Finland cultural exchange

https://youtu.be/rk2UDKHu2As
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Gomes and Rice look infinitely better together than MainPOO (haha) and Rice. Or Gallagher and Rice.
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paralympics sprint looks bizarre
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still cant believe sol campbell is dead lads
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>>144344632
I hope so, but don't take it to hard. we've suffered with soufgate ball for so long. we need to release(score)
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>>144344687
He's dead to me after demanding a Knighthood. What the fuck has he done to earn it?
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I guess finns are the ubermench after all

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0gJYDZUOiD0
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>>144344687
can't believe that the police killed him with one single tase
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>>144344681
Gomes hasn’t looked great to me so far. Can’t win headers, passes aren’t well weighted, is half a yard too slow to some challenges
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Reminder that Greece will remain top unless England score two more goals. And only the top team gets promoted.
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finland? haha more like
niland
haha
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>>144344713
The media have already tried comparing Gomes to fucking Kante. Their delusions will never end
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>huh? Finland made it to league A? that's craz-
Oh wait, LMAO ENGLAND
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>>144344713
I want Wharton to play instead but he can't even make the team. But Mainoo was shit in all the things you just said. Except he is actually pressing and winning balls.
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the finisher of finland
the neutraliser of north macedonia
the eliminator of estonia
the brutaliser of bosnia
the liquidator of lichtenstein
the murderer of malta
the punisher of panama
the terminator of tunisia
the genocider of gibraltar
the anihaltor of andorra
the vanquisher of venezula
the squasher of san marino
the crusher of costa rico
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>>144344743
please delete this. they will never recover as a nation if it is seen
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>>144344760
rooney 2.0
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>madueke
lol
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Give your power to Bosnia so I can hit my 13 legger
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>>144344760
See >>144344656

He has 3 goals against France and Italy and four against Germany. There is no way you can argue he is bad against top teams. England have never played Gibraltar either. Or Lichtenstein.
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beautiful english names
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>>144344760
>costa rico
learn to spell smelly Jock
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>>144344785
i am an african witch doctor, and i hereby curse bosnia to lose this match
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oh my fucking god he's brought on Madueke
GIVE ME BOWEN YOU BALD NONCE
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>>144344798
mirin' that cut
better than the shit fades everyone has nowadays
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>>144344802
>smelly Jock
It's 190 you mong.

>>144344811
Bowen is the CF replacement for Kane.
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rice is useless in a higher role
he adds absolutely nothing
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>>144344785
Oops I mean Hungary. Need the Hungarians to win.
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>>144344826
THEN GIVE HIM MORE THAN 15 MINUTES
MY BOY NEEDS A GOAL
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>>144344811
carsley is another melanin enjoyer because of his irish heritage
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LMAO EZE HOW BAD IS THAT HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHHAAHAHHAAHAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
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these trent balls wowie
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>>144344839
>betting without even knowing the teams youre betting on
interesting..
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shite prick
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>easy
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>>144344760
>tfw 28yr old zoomer
>got to experience the age of rooney and the reign of kane
feeling blessed lads
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>>144344855
david beckham regen
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>>144344804
Thanks I needed that
>>144344856
Yeah I was really bored like 2 days ago
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>>144344855
Easy against these teams, he is fucking shit and useless against top teams.
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>>144344597
same here, so must be the international feed
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absolutely mental how soufgate left TAA out of the team for 5 years playing against low blocks where he wouldn't need to do any defending anyway
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>>144344839
i told you you should have cashed out but you talked me into believing in the ride
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>>144344868
ywnbaz, 1997 is the cutoff year
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Unreal ball from Trent.
That guy is so kino to watch even if he's lazy and sloppy sometimes.
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>>144344874
lol just no.
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soulless wembley deserves this dross
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>>144344886
only thing cutoff is your knob tranny
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So it's likely carsley will become full time manager? Those other next manager odds are fucking retarded
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>>144344882
Erm. Did you see TAA against 'low block' teams, zoomie? He's been shit. His best performance was against North Macedonia.
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>>144344886
i am too zoomer is child in the 00s teen in the 10s
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>>144344879
>>144344914
dave
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>>144344886
>zoomers about to hit 30
>gen alpha about to be teenagers
its so over
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>>144344907
>years of southgate cringe
>finally get rid of him
>get southgate 2.0

THE RIDE NEVER ENDS
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>>144344882
Soufgate was a defender, he only thinks about defense and safety and security
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>TAA blind cross to nobody
TAA would be good in Peter Crouch was 23.
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nothing but blackies in. yikes
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>>144344923
gen alpha are so irrelevant desu
should have been called gen beta
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I think with wins against Ireland and Finland, Lee Carsley has proven he is best manager in the whole of world football and should be given the job
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>>144344907
he'll remain interim manager until Pep signs a new contract at City
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>>144344868
>tfw grew up watching prime Owen score a hattrick against Germany at the Olympiastadion

Get on my level la
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>>144344885
I’ve still got 20 minutes for these shitters to save me
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>>144344930
in english please romesh
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>>144344922
I'm not that fat homeless nonce. I can see objectively if a player is bad or not. Mainoo is fucking shit.
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can't believe that carsley is letting kane still come into the midfield
stupid bald prick
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>>144344958
i kneel
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>>144344958
>Mainoo is fucking shit.
So you don't know what you're talking about. Got it.
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cam aaaan, scoar sam fucking goals or i'm going to bed
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>>144344953
no one cares about that one season welshman
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WHAT THE FUCK DOES EZE DO? THIS IS THE SECOND CROSS HE HAS FUCKED UP.
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>>144344932
Seething nordcuck
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>Antman
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>>144344965
the interim nobody isn't going to tell the golden boy captain what to do
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Football used to be about local lads representing their area through the sport. Now it's about billionaire clubs owned by foreign investors importing mainly Africans and others that are paid hundreds of thousands every week to promote whatever message the powers that be want to push (eg. gay rights, black rights). Worst of all this, the footie mongs keep watching and supporting this through season tickets which costs thousands of pounds every year, because they can't live without it (despite how ridiculous it is now). Footie mongs are the worst. They are the most brainwashed sheep in this country. At least religious people worship something divine. Footie mongs idolise people kicking a ball around and justify footballer's insane wages for doing so. They are scum and represent everything wrong with modern society.
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My boy Rico is invisible. He gets no respect from his teammates and they all refuse to pass to him despite him being elite.
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>>144344936
no generation cares about their generation like zoomers its really weird
there will be a little of suicide in the next 5 years as they age
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>>144344980
didnt he win the balon heckin' dor before it was rigged?
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>Antman
wtf kind of name is that
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>>144344976
UTDtrey?
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>>144344956
I typed in a world where Crouch is still 23 but changed it and forgot to change in to if. Calm down your sperging, Jamal. Massa won't like you if you nitpick grammar on 4chan.
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>eze
>again
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>eze
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>>144345000
only generations anyone even knows are boomers zoomers and millennials desu
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eze is absolute wank
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>>144344976
He’s literally homeless
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>>144345021
its not nitpicking grammar if the sentence doesnt make sense due to mistakes ahmed
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KANE NOW NEED
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>>144344997
yeah mate definitely
*puts headphones on*
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>eze
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BAH GAWD IT'S KANE AGAIN BAH GAWD IT'S KANE AGAIN BAH GAWD IT'S KANE AGAIN BAH GAWD IT'S KANE AGAIN BAH GAWD IT'S KANE AGAIN BAH GAWD IT'S KANE AGAIN BAH GAWD IT'S KANE AGAIN BAH GAWD IT'S KANE AGAIN BAH GAWD IT'S KANE AGAIN BAH GAWD IT'S KANE AGAIN BAH GAWD IT'S KANE AGAIN BAH GAWD IT'S KANE AGAIN BAH GAWD IT'S KANE AGAIN BAH GAWD IT'S KANE AGAIN BAH GAWD IT'S KANE AGAIN BAH GAWD IT'S KANE AGAIN BAH GAWD IT'S KANE AGAIN
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>>144344953
euro 96 was the peak. Watching England has never been as fun
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swap Eze and Grealish maybe
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England
Zimbabwe
Egypt
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Alright, one more
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KANE
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OH ARRY ARRY
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>1997-2012
zoomers can be as old as 27 or as young as 12 i feel like those are two different generations ngl those born in the 90s are crypto millennials
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Lmao Eze just .... JUST
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CAM ON ENGLAND
SCORE ONE MORE FACKING GOAL
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KANe score
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>>144345051
It's. Capital letter and It's is short for 'it is'. Ahmed, capital A for a proper noun. Full stop at the end. Doesn't, short for 'does not'. Massa not going to please, Jamal.
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ffs madueke is coming good
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they scored
they scored the fokin gols
:)
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APOLOGIZE
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>>144345019
wot
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you just got KANED
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>>144344990
post hand :D
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Madueke not as selfish as Saka
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Niskanen has been really crap. Stick to skiing Iivo.
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Kane is like a minmax'd RPG build.

Everything into shooting, 0 in all other stats
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wow TAA is involved in the goal again. but he's shit i thought?
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Niskanen's fault again, god he's dogshit
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>>144345075
no one cares about it in the real world its a 4chan meme
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>>144345101
-5 in intelligence
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KANE KANE KANE
ENGLANDS GREATEST EVER PLAYER
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Score more fuckingz golz plz
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Kane needs his customary penalty. Also England need to score to go top.
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>the finishers of finland
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>>144345101
a rare talent in today's game so many "world class" teams don't have anyone who can reliably hit the target
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>>144345075
a generation is like 20 years boomer
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All Trent
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>>144345075
it's all just star signs, these people have nothing in common.
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>>144345101
That's wrong. He would be a good midfielder
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Finlad giving a free a hattrick to Kane
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Maybe if Finland had a manager as good as Carsley they wouldn't have got beat
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EZE FUCKED IT UP AGAIN AHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAHAHAHAHHAHA.
>>
admit it
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>Gayhee
>JBowz
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>kane
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THAT'S GOTTA BE KANE
THAT'S GOTTA BE KANE
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Please ingurland score 6 more times so I'd win 550 €
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>no Livramento
>taking off Kane before hattrick
CARSLEY OUT
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>>144345144
Only for Carsley to fail it
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Surely Livramento should get 10 minutes
Why have you taken him at all
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>Taking Kane off for Bowen
LOL. IMAGINE NOT LETTING HIM STAY FOR A HATTRICK CHANCE.

HAHAHAAHHAHAHAAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAA
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>>144345101
>>144345109
-99 charisma
-99 luck
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>>144345075
too young to remember 9/11 old enough to remember drumpf or something
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Eze must want to kill himself lmao
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>Kane out
nonce manager
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>no atrick for you arry
what the FUCK is wrong with that paddy
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>Golden Skechers boots
A true mong
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>>144345181
kek
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Kane on for a hat-trick on his 100th cap. "Sorry m8, I don't want you getting the credit" says Carsley
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madukek assist
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>>144345201
who?
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>>144345153
no u
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>not letting Kane try and get a hat trick on his special day
Lame.
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TOM BRADY
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JBowz 1st England goal is more important
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>>144345201
scores plenty of goals but his teams never win trophies
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>>144345201
jamie redknapp creaming himself somewhere rn
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>>144345226
TESCOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO, COME ONNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN
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To be fair to Eze he's not a winger
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>>144345117
>Also England need to score to go top.
England still have to play Greece don't they. Going top tonight isn't the be all and end all.
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>>144345147
our retard subbed leftback out and put a division 3 winger in.
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>full backs playing england will have knowledge of england's wide players
cracking analysis
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>>144345231
That's crazy, is that true, this is the first I've heard of it
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>Cole Palmer isn't in the squad for 'fatigue'
Oh so it's OK to pull out for 'fatigue'. Weird how Kane and Saka and Rice and so on appear.
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reminder that Kane carries the Spurs curse onto England as well
the nation needs Jarrod Bowen, European trophy winner
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give ashley cole the job he managed to shove a motorola brick phone up his arse that takes some management
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>>144345266
For me it was the great statement made by Matterface earlier:

>"Rico Lewis' only England appearance came on his debut".
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>>144345276
Him and Rice were strongmind that day
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>>144345258
No, but GD is important. If Greece can beat Finland 3-0 I expect England to at least match it.
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>>144345226
>tfw no lebron mention
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>>144345201
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>>144345285
Liar didn't happen
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>>144345275
Rice is suspended for Arsenal's game against Spurs anyway.
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>>144345310
>lemickey
its leover
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>MADUEKE
LMAO WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT
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>>144345305
>No, but GD is important. If Greece can beat Finland 3-0 I expect England to at least match it.
I'm on the edge of my seat, I really hope our GD will be enough
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>>144345276
Rice has a European Trophy too. So does TAA. So does Stones. Not sure if Palmer does. Irrelevant, innit.
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>>144345291
i don't understand what ITV saw/heard in Matterface that made them decide:
>yep. that's our man. that's our lead commentator. sign him up.
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>>144345316
irrefutable factual evidence exhibit A
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BdiCTKLkkxs
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>>144345266
>>144345291
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>passed to the keeper
WTF
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>>144345347
Won't be clicking that you grimy rat
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without kane we would have lost this game
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Who is this useless fucking mong wearing 23?
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>>144345342
Tummy slut
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>>144345339
Greece are Euros winners. Expecting an automatic win against them when their defence and FWs are pretty good is dumb.
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>>144345340
>Not sure if Palmer does.
Champions League
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>>144345340
and Kane doesn't
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>Madueke
>Eze
absolutely shite lads
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>>144345342
Jesus fucking christ
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>>144345366
madueke
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>>144345342
Wish I could impale this whore
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>eze
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>>144345371
>filename
miss him so much bros
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Reminder that in one game, Bellingham did a speculative volley from 40 yards out and it went way into the stands and Matterface said (because he was trying to hype him up to United)
>OH HE DID EVERYTHING RIGHT
And Dixon went
>No he didn't, he didn't get it on target let alone score
Or something like that and Matterface just shut up. Matterface gets simple facts wrong as well.
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>>144345369
>this retard again thinking Greece have an "aura"
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>>144345369
>Greece are Euros winners. Expecting an automatic win against them when their defence and FWs are pretty good is dumb.
Wow, how recently did they win the Euros?
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>>144345371
Come home Palmlingz
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>>144345371
I wasn't sure if Palmer had left for Chelsea by then. Ta.
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grealish offers so much more in the 10 than bellingham
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Matterface is a retard and Dixon is a joyless cunt who sounds like he hates football. The worst possible comms duo
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Wembley England friendlies are literally the worst atmosphere I've ever been to
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>>144345404
Dixon sounds racist
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>>144345430
He scored in the Super Cup
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>>144345404
lee dixon is based desu, gives me old lawrensen vibes where he doesnt give a fuck and is there for the paycheck
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>>144345416
More recently that England. In fact, I might be wrong here, but according to my research England have NEVER won the Euros! The only record they have in the Euros is reaching the final twice in a row and losing both! WILD!
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>>144345432
Bring back Dion
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>+5
zzzz
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>>144345432
Incredible they had Tyldsley and McCoist at the Euros as their "secondary" team
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>>144345432
you guys say this all the time but i never really notice it when he does the US commentary with le saux
maybe he tones it down for our delicate american ears
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>>144345443
helps that like lawro he's norf
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>>144345267
yeah
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>>144345452
Wild we even made those finals under Shitgate
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>>144345452
engbros..
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HAHAHAHAHAHA
>MADUEUKEEEEEE
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHHHHHHHAHAHAHAAH!
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>>144345432
>and Dixon is a joyless cunt who sounds like he hates football.
He wasn't a member of that famous back four for being happy go lucky.
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>>144345443
If I wanted to hear a boring cunt whinge about the match I could just go to the pub instead. Dixon is an utter faggot.
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>>144345452
>Since 2014, Greece has not made an appearance at the finals of any major tournament.
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how the fuck
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>GUUUUUUUH BWING ON BOWEN SO HE CAN SCUR A GOOOOOOAAALL
Well why doesn't he mong?
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>>144345490
that ape on the right won't play him in
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>>144345480
sovl
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dion dublin and garth crooks on commentary, who says no?
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>>144345452
So I should be shit scared of Greece because England only made the final of the Euros whereas Greece are better because they didn't even qualify?
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>>144345480
Don’t care fuck off arsemong
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>>144345488
Rather live as a lion for a day than a sheep for a lifetime
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>>144345488
Oh sweet how many Euros do England have for 'getting to the final'? Two? Oh that's not how it works? Huh! Silly me! Here I thought you had to WIN finals to WIN trophies! I guess you're a Chelsea fan haha :)
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>>144345482
all the co comms say is generic shit. i want to hear someone admit the game is a fucking slurper like i know it is and stop trying to bullshit me
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why did everyone leave already??

lul
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>>144345503
>garth crooks
obligatory: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zBYpzPZzrqA
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>the suplexors of suomi
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I love Trent bros
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>>144345503
rorke
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>>144345503
Would be pretty funny
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This is why Saka plays and not Madueke. Palmer is the only viable alternative to Saka. Bowen obviously but since Watkin's doesn't even bother to turn up, he has to play CF.
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>>144345534
Surprised anyone showed up in the first place. Fucking internationals 2 weeks in to the new season.
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eze disasterclass
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>>144345522
England have one world cup and Greece have none, by by your logic we should win easy
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>>144345524
He doesn’t admit that though he just whines passive aggressive without ever actually saying it.
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>>144345489
>>144345500
case in point
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>>144345518
So England in 1966 then. Fucking mong.

>>144345522
You are absolutely fucking obsessed with thinking Greece are the same team of 20 years ago. Not to mention your belief that the Euros is the most significant tournament in international football.
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>>144345553
>Bowen
>obviously
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>>144345559
That was Madueke, not Eze. Racist.
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madueke, eze, mainoo
should be nowhere near the england team
they've all been shoehorned in by the FA
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god i fucking hate the nations league and friendlies
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>be black
>go for the top corner from 30 yards
>put it in row Z as your teammates seethe
>take no accountability whatsoever

every fucking tame
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>>144345404
i hate sam matterface so much
seems like a proper company man, probably sucks off the right people and acts like a bitch when he's supposed to
love his boss
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can we just agree that both england and greece will win nothing else in our lifetimes
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Genuinely mad we took relegation shitters like Eze and Bowen to the Euros over Jack Grealish and played a corpse at RB over Trent
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>>144345588
giving up the ball in midfield?
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:DDD fug
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>>144345503
too based for tv
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>>144345588
They were both shit desu. Maduekeke at least had an assist.
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>>144345597
aaron lennon special
or andros townsend special
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I meant time
they cannot be tamed
we all know that
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>>144345597
eze stuck his hands up after missing kane in space
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>>144345561
Greece have won a major trophy this century lad. This millennium, actually.

>>144345580
Cope harder. All I said was that England should try to score more goals because only one team can get promoted and Greece top on GD and expecting to bowl them over is dumb. You're the one seething about how shit they are and I mention that objectively they're more successful recently than England. These are just facts. Sorry they upset you. Go have a shower, drink a big glass of water and do some breathing exercises or just continue to angrily stomp around you're room because you don't like me pointing out objective reality.
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superb result
made me proud
well done lads
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>>144345647
m8 when youre typing this much just close the thread maybe get a tea
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well that was shit
i hope carsley dies on his drive back to ireland or wherever he lives
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Kan won
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>>144345503

>>144345591
>>144345597
these lads
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>>144345662
They defended pretty well m8
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>>144345675
>n-n-no you!
I accept your concession.
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>>144345647
No, you are right. Its exciting as fuck this Nations League, gonna be on a knife-edge with England only scoring two tonight, wish the EPL wasn't getting in the way desu
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>>144345662
>superb result
>made me proud
>well done lads
you had 1 shot off target and 1 blocked shot in the 90 minutes
you had 0 shots on target
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cant believe we got fucking relegated in this meme league
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>>144345704
good m8 now close the thread put the kettle on
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Could've called this.
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Gomes is the same height as Scholes, can he run the game for England? I've been pretty impressed by him today, he seems to have great control in tight spaces and have very good decision making.
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>>144345642
not interested
your an agollygist
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>>144345558
club games should be lessend. nt is sovl
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>>144345740
based 105 free thinkers
we shall not be brainwashed by the ((sports media))
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>>144345759
he is what everyone told me mainoo was.
i rate him
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>>144345740
England winning qualifiers isn't an issue.
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>>144345605
I need Bowen to start taking penalties, he's never gonna get the respect he deserves otherwise.
highest scoring English winger from open play last season. only Kane and Watkins got more goals and they're strikers.
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>So far, Trent Alexander-Arnold has had the second most touches of any England player (108) with full debutant Angel Gomes having the most (123). Again, Trent, behind Gomes, has the second highest amount of passes made (91) and at the moment has a pass completion rate of 87.1%
Why couldn't Southgate have these two run the game for England?
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>>144345759
He's shit like Scholes too
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>>144345759
mainoo mania is over
gomes gods are feasting
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>>144345808
cos hes a retard
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>>144345725
You miss 100% of the shots you don't take
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going to /epl/ to tell dave that gomes is the white paul scholes and makes mainoo look bang average
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>>144345808
Gareth and Steve Holland should be tried at the Hague
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why are english so stubborn on hiring a shit coach. get a real foreign coach.
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>>144345807
>>144345807
>>144345807

POST GAME
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>>144345864
fuck a trial
throw em off tower bridge with a cinder block round their ankles
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>>144345792
you wouldnt be saying this if he still played for united. be honest with yourself for once lmao
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>>144345859
You literally are dave
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>>144345792
>>144345827
gotta say, think I was wrong about Mainoo. also, wrong about Rice playing deeper instead of trying to get forward

>>144345826
knob
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did Carsley sing the anthem today
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>>144345859
man utd literally let gomes go too lol

>>144345792
>>144345894
i'm not sure, man. why is Casemiro picking the ball up from the defence if Mainoo is this dictator of football matches
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>>144345937
yes
oh you mean the english anthem?
no
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>>144345956
fuckin mick cunt
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>England attempted 801 passes in this game, the highest total by any team in a single match in the 2024-25 Nations League.
wew
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>>144345740
after ireland it was already a full media backing for carsley
obvious what was happening from the start
fa need someone they control and that's that
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>>144345964
why pray God saves the king if you hate him?
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>>144345647
You're telling me to cope yet you're having a complete meltdown over a total fabrication in your head based on a tournament played before some current players were even born. Get a grip you sad fucker.
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>>144346072
you think I actually like the King? just do it you bald bastard
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>>144345937
>did Carsley sing the anthem today
He sang Anthem, Part Two from the Blink 182 album Take Off Your Pants and Jacket
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>>144346231
lel
>>
over 400 posts in this shit thread
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>>144346248
don't cry finnbro, you put up a good fight
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>>144345808
Because Trent is shit. One of the few right calls Southgate made and I can't wait to see England get exposed Madrid-style since this slaphead wants him starting at RB.
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we lost
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>>144346643
you did
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>>144346643
Unlucky Finnbro.
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>>144344228
Exclusively



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