PREVIOUS: >>144336406DET: Matt Vierling went 2-for-4 with two RBI in a win over the Rockies on TuesdayPHI: Kyle Schwarber is considered day-to-day with left elbow discomfortLAD: Dodgers activated RHP Brusdar Graterol from the 15-day injured listSEA: Mariners transferred RHP Yimi García to the 60-day injured listATL: Reynaldo López left Tuesday’s start against the Nationals with right shoulder tightnessTEX: Jacob DeGrom will make his first start for the Rangers this Friday against the MarinersCIN: Jonathan India is back at second base on Tuesday after missing one game with elbow discomfortOAK: Lawrence Butler (illness) is not in the Athletics lineup for Tuesday’s game against the Astros
doyers
Doyers
suck
Please don't shart on my mets please.
dodgers need more japanese players
Here for the METS
let's go A's
>Reynaldo Lopez hurt againHahahahahahahaha why the fuck not just end this horseshit season already
it's so over m'sbros
>>144351789*sharts all over the mest*heehee too late sweaty
shota is going to die tonight
anglels
>be mets>need everyone else to lose>need to win>the opposite happensKWAB
popuptani
fucking pussy hiding behind the ref
YAMAGOATO
I wish I could watch this match at the stadium
Big dogsthey gotta do it
>ohtranny's OPS has dropped .100 since ASB>mookie's has gone up .200 since ASBhe's not even the most valuable player on the team...
>mets lose>trump losetough night for jews
>>144351825harper could've blind sided him and did nothing, but a fucking pussy
>>144351851>tdsyikes
>>144351840
go baseball!
ITFCB
attaboy paredes
only two more for jumbo jacks
go cards go doyers
attaboy nico
horny hoerner
freddie :(
kek freddy costlyman
go go Dodgers.
yay pca magic
go Sneks
>>144351800>>144351801Naw
Rhett Lowder for the Reds has quietly had a phenomenal start to his rookie year.
Based Edman dinger
EGGMAN
I AM THE EGGMAN
Hit em in the head. Make him bleed...!
just when I was going to ask wtf Edman is batting clean up
oh look, the dane VPN (aka swede vpn) is rooting for the doyers already
>>144352061he's a switch hitter, and teo is still out.
>>144352048Faggot.
>>144352082it was a joke!!!
>>144352067I'm not
>>144351764>TEX: Jacob DeGrom will make his first start for the Rangers this Friday against the MarinersWhat's the point of this?
Our Atlanta Braves...won! GG w's
>33-113Officially 80EIGHTYgames under .500 now
>>144352150ROI
>>144352150Rangers have won 12 of their last 14 games, they are only 2 games below .500 and 6 games out of the division lead
stFd!!!
>>144352193what a shit division
>>144352150Ass fucking mariners for laughs
keekay!
Why don't Doyars just buy Imanaga from Cubs and replace under performance Doyars pitchers for easy WS rings?
>>144352241They need to get Kirby or Castillo from the Mariners desu, they're studs and need to play for a good team
the old pitchcom stall eh
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tOYSt9T6-yc
>>144352193>6 games backThey are 7.5 and lost the season series to the Stros so are effectively 8.5 back
GIDPtani
Imanaga>Ohtani
attaplay buschie
2027half of mlb is japanese
Imanaking
for fuck's sake!!!!
love my cubbies
Imanigga!
>>144352276>implying the astros didn't just get swept by the diamondbackstrashcans just ain't it bro
Ohtani is so shit
>risp
>>144352299NPB > MLBAlways has been since 1999"No da English premier league is da best Teamz always"
Attaboy Shota!!!!!
How many innings is Yamamoto pitching today?
>>144352299>it costs a fuck ton for both the player and the team for a team to be able to import a player from NPBHighly doubtful
>>144352315and yet will still get the mvp because he's not in the AL
>>14435232814 inning3 tommy john
>>144352299only the large market teams. I don't ever see a japanese player willingly signing with a central team (besides the cubes) unless it's their last option.
thereyago isaac
>>144352318Based delusional retard
attaboy Isaac
>>144352312True, getting swept by the Dbacks was brutal. At least we won 2 games in that series though.
>losing to the Asskwab
grrr
Fuck the Cubs
>>144352384good post
the worst splash screen
>>144352384cool it! let's go ahead and COOL IT!
>>144352384Based fuck the cubes and all cubefags
Deletespie in the house
Deletespie has punctured the structure
bruh easiest championship for la
what is going on
>>144352401even the girls here?
Tommy "imanaga Killer" Edman
tommy edman proves to be a decent pickup
Based Edman Dinger
Eggman owns Imanaga?
holy fucking eggman
so they’re just giving Edman the juiced balls?Put one in his ear next time.
mariners btw
ngh...gah...nice to see edman owns us still...gah
>>144352421He's Imanaga's daddy.
>>144352241Imanaga isn’t a money grubbing whore like Yamahomo. He wanted Cusb, he gets Cusb
PCA looked pretty rad on that effort. all time grab if he came down with that.
>>144352396And the kino screen
>>144352415That bitch is a man
>>144352421nah as >>144352428said it’s obvious Edman is getting juiced balls. just looking at the EV and LA those balls shouldn’t have left the yard. I ain’t complaining, I’ll take the manfred gifted runs. But edman definitely doesn’t “own” shota
>>144352449all the doyers are getting these meatballs, they're just not making contact
strike 5!Sit the FUCK down!!!
>>144352449Tommy just fucking pwns us every AB...sad...
>>144352449Dodgers know something. He barely has any pop and all of a sudden he's batting clean up today.
YESSS WANNNY, I WUV YOU MANNY MACHUDO! CONGRATS MANNY!
Because Imanaga doesn't have huge sponsorships, his corner strikes are called balls.
>>144352459you dont understand why shota is effective with his lower velocity and I don’t care enough to explain it to you
>>144352476Skirr issue
AL MVP finishing1. Judge (29)2. Soto 3. Bobby Witt Jr (1)4. Jose Ramirez5. Altuve
>>144352480what does that have to do with juiced balls that fly 450ft?
Based Manny shitting on the faggot mariners
>>144352487im the Witt vote
Great AB nico, so productive, way to battle
>>144352474Die you annoying faggot
webm man, can I get a webm from the 'stros choke just now? pitcher spiked the ball
>pooston
>>144351844What's more annoying is that they never seem to be on their game at the same time
>sacrifice with one out alreadyis Amaya that shit with the bat?
>a's just styling all over the trashcans with buntseke
>>144351854Sucker punching people is pussy shit, anon
>>144352529that's racist
>>144352529throwing at a guy just because you're getting btfo is pussy shit
MUNCED
Great swing Muncy
Muncy dropping the atom bomb
is Jason Heyward washed?
>>144352546nah
>>144352557ye
>>144352565snopes said this is wrong
the mets vs braves race is actually going to be pretty good
Cubs still have a chance
enough with this butterfly effect fairy tale narrative Joe
Fat man (Muncy)Little boy (edman)
I wasn't feeling this commentator duo for a while but it's pretty comfy once you get used to it.
ggs AsThat was a frustrating gameSee yal tomorrow night
Andrew Benintendi used to be a heartthrob with the long hairNow he looks like pounded shitIs this what being on a 100+ loss team does to a nigga
>>144352603who?
Ohtani not getting the juiced balls?
>>144352615yeah that was exhausting, idk why the stros seem to struggle against the a's so often
If eggman is getting juiced balls then Ohtani is getting dead balls
>>144352634good against good teams, shit against shit teams
>>144352634forgot to bang the can
>>144352636imagine the hell of the dead ball era for a minutethese gigantic stadiums and you're reusing the same pulverized piece of shit ball that goes nowhere when you hit it
>>144352636>>144352631>launch angle of 35*>90mph exit velo>still flies 375ft>not juiced
man, PCA would have caught that
>>144352634>>144352638A’s have the second best record since the ASB and will probably be better than the Memeiners next season. I woudn’t call them a bad team.
>>144352659would be kino watching Elly and Ohtani getting a bunch of inside the park home runs
why don't they build a real stadium, with a roof?
>>144352671>he thinks ohtranny is fast because steals this seasonoof, you bought the narrative
>>144352667they're not bad this year but they were ass last year and the stros still struggled against them
>>144352677>picture of Yankee stadium circa 2024
>ffs you gave the ohtani balls to Eggman you dumb idiots>i got the cat food people on the phone yelling at me
>>144352692>Cygames is on the other line, sir
>>144352679He's plenty fasthttps://www.youtube.com/shorts/i-FjRc-3UJc
>>144352715nope
>>144352659This foul territory is horrendous holy shit.
>>14435267727.
>>144352659this makes me curious to know when ball caps were popularized for fans. maybe the sixties or seventies?
for the 15th time this year, the cubs season has ended
>>144352813kind of a boring game desu
and that's another reason why you'll be left off the post season roster
there are so many plays where pages just looks so fucking lazy. you can't play like that when you just barely got called back up due to the expanded roster.
I fucking hate this Crow Armstrong faggot
attaboy pca
sorry marinaras
Damn that was a nice catch cubbies
Phew, that was really close. Umps really tried to rig for mariners, huh?
>>144352841on balance, he's been okay. he only had about 30 games at AAA before he missed the rest of last season before basically spending this whole year in the bigs. He should get bettter.>>144352849otherworldly defense
>>144352818Yeah >we're ruined. What a shitty season
V...Vesia?
wtf just happened
AttaHapper
AttaDansby
wtf is this shit
>>144352914how the fuck did banda break his hand?
>>144352918That's what I was wondering...
>>144352918Punching a locker?
LOLDODGERS
hah doyers
kek doyers getting into their playoff form
TYB SEIYA!!!!!
ATTABOY SEIYA!!!
Phillips sucks so much now.
>DOYERPACOSKEK BTFO
WOOOOO I love Japanese people now
Another masterclass from the Dodgers bullpen I see -___-
>Pages >Vesia>Barnes>Edma>Phillipslazy fucking faggots
doyer fielding
DOYERS DEFENSIVE DISASTERCLASS KEKWAB
fucking lelgg cubbies my doyers are ass tonight
BAD SPORTBALL
wouldn't happen with our boy out there
Should've had Lux at second. Based retard Roberts. And the bullpen needs to fucking miss some bats
>poopoopeepeecacadoodoodoyers
AYY!
>1.6 billion dollar off season
>Let's go cubbies chance at dodger stadiumthe fuck?
>>144352986Todd Boehly moment
uh oh stinky doyers
>Evans singlehandedly choking this gameClassic
NICOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!
>>144352991he's the biggest retard in sports
>>144352994you know there's been 3 errors this inning, right?
>doyerpacoslmao
>>144352996so trve
MISS A FUCKING BAT PHILLIPS YOU ARE FUCKING WORTHLESS
Sneks win
>>144353012what a fucking choketruly in postseason form
>>144353000You know pitchers can strike batters out, right?
>>144353012Pages infected the rest of the team with his shitbag lethargy
>>144353014>>144353012They're just doing their part to help the cubgers. The cubs would do the same were the situations flipped.
He'd do a better job that Phillips
>>144353012doyers finna choke in the playoffs again
>>144353015you know striking out guys wouldn't be necessary if those outs were recorded and extra bags weren't given up, right?
>of your 50 injured aces, finally get one that comes back and actually looks like himself>pull him 50 pitches early and watch bullpen implode business as usual
LMAO HOW
>ohtranny
What did PCA do? Was he trying to do a Bananaball highlight ?
I honestly hate these cub outfielder faggots so much. Fucking die already holy shit
mookie is the team MVP and it's not even close
cub outfielder faggots own ya
>>144353041Why?
I think he's the best defensive CF I've ever seen already
>>144353041take it easy buddy
>>144353044many are saying this
>>144353050He's still too jumpy. Right now his speed is great and he's good at tracking down the ball but he's too jumpy and doesn't communicate with the other fielders well enough. He always wants to take everything and it gets him into trouble.
Zach Neto casually having the best season and Angels shortstop has ever had
Thanks for saving my bet Doyers, I thought you might actually win it there
Oh it's over. GG Cubs see you tomorrow for the finale.
what the fuck is a sport pepper anyway
doyerpacos are going to get absolutely embarrassed in the playoffs kek
gg dads see ya tomorrow
>>144353059that's rare preternatural ability you can't teach. the athleticism and speed on top of it just make it even more crazy.
reminder: there is a world series rematch being played and neither team is making the 'offs
IT'S GATORADE
and the Cubs aren't even going to make the playoffs...
Cubs are still in the playoff race
cubs have a chance
Recker is giving those cubbies a chance.
a snowballs chance maybe
Do not let Keith Hernandez watch that Cubgers top of the 8th
dodgers making sure cubgers got a shot in the playoffs
how much did this cost them?
what a bunch of sleepwalking douchebags
>>144353076and that's a good thing!
>>144353110You can look it up yourself https://www.fangraphs.com/teams/dodgers
>>144353110lol remember last years playoff stat line?>Betts and Freeman going a combined 1-for-21 against the DbackLOLit will happen again. its just fall dodgers baseball as usual
at least Yamamoto looked great today. still have the bottom of the 9th, but we really don't deserve a win today.
>>144353130Graterol back is a welcome sight also
>>1443531101.227 billion dollarsaround 1 billion if you inflation adjust ohtani's contract
>Mookie Betts and Freddie Freeman are a combined 8-for-45 over the last two postseasons >As teammates, Mookie and Freddie are batting a combined .160 (8-50) in the playoffs. Dbacks series in 2023, they hit .048 (1-21).
>>144353110Todd Boehly's soul
>>144353130SP looking great doesn't matter much when team policy demands they be pulled by the 5th (6th tops) and leaves the door open for too much 9 ERA bullpen
>>144353135that one hit was an infield single by the way
It's good to be king and not have to hate watch to enjoy the season
>>144353135Mookie Freddie Ohtani will go 4-50 combined in the NLDS this year!!!
>here's your sellout crowd, bro
>>144353110my dodgers playing october baseball so early this year
>>144353155lmao
>>144353155>all those empty seatskek worst fans in baseball
>>144353150but enough about the astros :^)
So Hodge is the new closer?
>>144353155>8th inning blow out>week night>dodgers parking lot nightmarei would've left after the 8th too
>>144353165you're lucky your division is shit
>>144353155doyerpacos gotta wake up early to mow my lawn kek
>>144353168>3 runs>blowoutit's not even 10pm there kek
>>144353168>parking lot nightmarethen don't go or don't drive
>>144353170awwww you hate watching again?
Chadres win! Finally we beat those bug munching AI poster, GG Mariners, see you tomorrow! Good bounce back for Tatis Jr, Saurez and Manny Machado with 164 all time Hr leader as a Padres :3
hodge is having a panic attack he’s just like me fr
>all those fans booingdisgusting
is he having a heart attack?
>>144353182you're beneath contempt. everybody knows it. you'll only ever be a gadfly now.
can our fans stop booing? fucking embarassing
Is he having a heart attack or panic attack?
>Dodger fans booing someone having a heart attack
>yesterday >mets won and braves lost >today>mets lost braves wonIs this what the remaining 17 games are gonna be like?
>>144353189probably just a panic attack, it can legit feel like you’re dying tho
>>144353143Too be fair Yamamoto just came back from injury, that said having a rotation full of injury prone starters is their biggest flaw, only thing I can think of them doing is throwing a bunch of money at Corbin Burnes in the off season, Lotte sure as hell isn't going to be posting Sasaki until 2027 and he's also injury prone
>>144353192>>144353198They're a bunch of drunk mexicans, not surprising at all unfortunately
>>144353185Breh, I get those all the time too. My heart starts going crazy and I think I'm dying. Lol
>>144353190U seem upset :^)
no wayyyy lmao PCAAAA
>>144353201That's what rehab in the minors is for. If you're playing in the majors you should be ready to play a full game
gg cubswhat a catch! cya tomorrow
HOLY FUCK THIS KID IS A MADMAN
PCA
ATTABOY PCA!!!![W] CUBBIES WINGg dodga bros
Helluva catch. Dude had himself a night out there.
blahgg cubssee you tomorrow
[W] GG dodgers!
Cubgers won that gameThat catch deserves a webm
>>144353077GG Mariners frens, that ump really wanted to help you so badly. But it was worse for both side.
gg, got to tip your cap to pca today. see you guys tomorrow.
fucking cubs and their fucking fielding. Wish we had that tonight. God that's infuriating. Yama had a great night though so there's solace in that
>>144353228gg cubgerbro! reposting cubgers9.gif!
>>144353226Thanks Padubbies for helping us out. Hope we seee each other in the wildcard
cubgers won the hearts and minds of millions
>>144353234Padubbies running wild!
>>144353230Pca is a fucking faggot. Nobody wants to watch some little twink who can't hit, teleport around the outfield taking away hits from dudes who are better than him. Hope his fucking legs explode or something so I never have to see him again
Holy SHIT man glad I didn’t fall asleep
>>144353244what the HECK!!!!!!!
Doggie bros we got btfo but cubgers still won
>>144353228the ohtani shota cubger cap tip of respect needs a webm imo…goodnite bros
>>144353244
>>144353244Mad little bitch! Kek go watch the hr derby retard
Can both braves and mets choke?
>>144353244oh go screw!!
>>144353244worked into a shoot
>>144353268no bro it’s over…one of them will choke but this cubs team is just destined to finish 7th in the NL
why did the Mets trade PCA to the Cubs again?
she's sitting so close to joe...
>>144353280Because they're DUMB!!!
I'm gay
>>144353284oh damn, I was just gonna make a post asking what Orel had to say about PCA on the Dodgers broadcast but I'm less interested in Jessica's opinion. Not in a sexist way or whatever I just think Orel is a great baseball mind that loves the sport
So why didn't the dodgers immediately get rewarded with some bases? The pitcher has 15 seconds to throw and he wasted like 5 minutes. That should have been at least 5 walks. Is /mlb/ dumb?
>>144353244What is it with Chicago Ursus-based mascot teams winning with shit offense and elite defenses
>>144353297This. That was some bullshit.
>>144353280to be fair to the Mets PCA was drafted out of high school in 2020, (no minor leagues in 2020 cuz of covid) and then played like 5 games or some shit in 2021 before getting season ending shoulder surgery.they obviously wouldnt have done the trade with Stearns at the helm but he was still relatively unknown (even tho he was a 1st round draft pick)
[ W ]won that game on defense. Dodgers looked like a minor league team playing infield. PCA is the real deal, I've lost track of how many highlight reel catches he's made, plus the speed and the arm...he's done better at the plate as the year has progressed too. don't let Crow take away the fact Belli and Happ had nice catches too!Imanaga won the Battle of Japan but out of all four Japs in play, it was Seiya oddly enough who had the best gamenow if only the Cubs could play the rest of the season on the road>>144353244fuck this asshole
>>144353312sounds like a possible Tatis for pothead tier deal right now to me.
>>144353329hopefully
>>144353297medical timeout
>>144353166could be, or a committee most likely>from Heart Attack Hector to Panic Attack Porterhe's been arguably our best reliever by the numbers, 2 blown saves thoughi've had similar experiences where the chest muscles near the heart tighten up and every breath hurts, thought i was gonna have a heart attack, so kudos for staying in the game even though he almost gave up a homer
>>144353341>>from Heart Attack Hector to Panic Attack Portereke
Hodge just gave the rest of the league the blueprint for what to do when you need a little extra time to gather yourself before you start pitching again
>>144353208I started getting them in april of this year. they are completely debilitating when they happen. I've been to the urgent care thinking I was having a heart attack, ive been to a cardiologist to get testing done. I've never really dealt with "anxiety" my entire life, something just flipped and it fucking blows. I don't want to get on some sort of mind altering drug to fix it either. I hope it goes away if not I'm gonna be fucking pissed
>>144353354yeah that was absolute bullshit
just like 9/11, never forget>>144353305hey cubs scored 6 runs today and 10 yesterday>>144353312good context, scouts were also saying Crow-Armstrong was ready to play big-league CF out of high school (insane take, but we can all see where that came from)
>>144353359Man I had anxiety real fucking bad and then they gave me some pills, and I legit felt worse on those than off of them. It felt like I couldn't feel anything, it sucked. I didn't feel as anxious but I just didn't feel shit in general, I felt like a robot not even being able to enjoy stuff I used to.After consulting my doctor I stopped taking those and just went to counseling instead. It was way better for me. Try to avoid pills if you can.
>>144353359lol. same thing happened to me. the shit never got better no matter what I tried to do about it. the panic attacks actually just got worse. I take ssri's now and thank the gods medical science came up with them. I'm not sure where I'd be without them. No longer think twice about taking them either.>>144353385everyone is different. good for you that you do better without them.
>>144353359I've been getting them for many years. First time it happened I went to the hospital thinking it was a heart attack. Went to a cardiologist and he gave me a heart monitor for a week. Results came back fine. I can go years without having them and then they just come back for a few months, then go away again. I don't think there's anything you can do other learn some relaxation techniques. I've learned how to handle them better so they're not as intense as they were in my early 20s.
>still no webm of that catch
>>144353396The webm makers are all hollywood editors, they refuse to give it to you
>>144352503Don't talk to 2hu like that.
>>144353446he deserves a sizzle reel from the night, not just the final catch.
>>144353354this this this
>>144353455Thanks oomf.
>>144353396working on it. trying to make these videos less choppy, idk if its just my computer or the website or the webm itself
alright managed to get this one under 4mb but sacrificed some quality
this one might deserve a closer look
>>144353536
>>144353511>>144353536Bellinger is GG quality defense out there, but PCA is on a different level
>>144353562not to mention Happ in left, also a gold glover
https://x.com/Loco4LongBeach/status/1833728357399511424Is this /mlb/'s resident apology poster??
>>144353536This is actually ridiculous
>>144353641The face of a man who doesn't care if you live or die as long as the dodgers win
6 more wins until the first NL team clinches a WC slot
>>144353725How many wins do my Chadres need? I doubt a division win but idk the way Dodgers are playing sloppy baseball, we can easily sneak a division win right out of their grubby hands if baseball God's blessings bless us. First we need to sweep mariners, win at least a series in oracle park and try to beat the Astros, then the rest should be easy if we already clinched WC.
>>144352925>>144352924yup, he broke it punching something. so fucking dumb.
Faggot ass cubbie bears.
>>144353821shut the FUCK up bitch, I'll rape your faggot incel bitch ass faggot.
the big playoff format sucks
>>144353844Damn. You suck that good?
Hurr durr I am dumb fat stupid dumb and a pussy as bitxch. Oh yeah, did I mention I am dumb and fat????Hurrr dururrr
>>144353859go Nationals by the way
>>144353859eke
mfh...
ngh...
>>144353798Oh I see...Shortly before first pitch of Tuesday’s 6-3 loss to the Chicago Cubs, the team announced that key left-handed reliever Anthony Banda was on the injured list with a fractured left hand.The cause of the injury?“It was a moment of weakness and frustration,” manager Dave Roberts said, “where he decided to take on a solid object that ultimately won the battle.”AKA, Banda hit something out of anger (Roberts didn’t say what) after giving up two runs in an outing Monday night.“Emotions kind of played into it, with the outing that he had last night,” Roberts said. “It’s something that I know he regrets, we all regret. And he’ll learn from it.”Roberts was hopeful that Banda — a midseason minor-league acquisition who has carved out an important role in the Dodgers bullpen — would return before the end of the season, noting the pitcher only had a hairline fracture on his throwing hand.“It’s going to be a few days without throwing,” Roberts said. “And then hopefully we can build him back.”Banda, who has a 3.23 ERA in 46 outings this year, was not in the Dodgers clubhouse when reporters entered after the game.
27 + 3 = 3011 + 7 * = null argument error
B*txch
gah....
I could suck a mean cock right now
Gah.. *gags*... Gurgle
>>144354259Why the cock always gotta be mean bravesbrah? Don’t you wanna suck on a friendly cock every once in a while?
>>144354116>11 + 7 * = null argument errori did it on the windows calculator and it gave 324
>>144354332I need to be punished...guh...
Ugh
*gulp*
>>144354386mph...
herck!
>>144354333stankees own ur yankin' azz.....
Irish guy kept waving around pictures of lesbians called himself Tom Boy o'Clock
>>144354333iPhone gives 60 wtf lmao. 324 makes sense, it just added to 18 and then squared it. Where does 60 come from??
>>144354480Oh 7*7+11 I guess
Where is the big dogg
We need big dogg
big dogg 'em!
Mariners won that game btw
>>144354541Get this goober
>>144354541Mega Goober has entered the circus
>>144354493Based inspector.
All eyes on Mega Goober...
Mega Goober ate the big dogg!!
>>144354591Mother of dogg...
goob 'em!
Ngh...mfh...mega goober...no...
Mega goober is EATING Bravesbrah!
eat dey azzez!!
mega goob dun sucked yo azz!
Goobie got tha flava
gooby boy tell em!
Got that goob in me
We need goobina
>Kumar Rocker tomorrow, Jacob deGrom fridayI'm gonna cry bros.
Goobina here
>>144354732I'm a girl too!
>Phillies' Kyle Schwarber sets MLB record with 14th leadoff home run of seasonRob Thomson was right.
>>144354749I'm female!
>>144354833Hello miss
>>144354779He has that dawg in him
Tastykake check ww monchin bros. I got the deluxe superdelisshy oooh with the ooey gooey caramelley surprise inside
>>144354855Based & masculine pilled. Big dogg eats hard boy cakes and then he shits straight liquid. Like a boss
New cultural norm I'm spinning for the hypermasc among us.I've taken to taking the loudest piss possible in the stalls. I am tall with long legs, so I kind of arch my back and dick, for maximum gravity. Right into the middle of the bowl.That's my fuckin' bathroom pussy bitches. Pissing at a urinal like a fucking animal. DisgustingYour thoughts, /mlb/?
>>144354879Gotta be honest with you using gravity is a bitch move. Real men flex their abdomen and piss straight down into the water for maximum impact, while making sure to piss on the seat and floor to mark their territory. And don’t shake you cock before putting it away, let those urethral pheromones fill your boxers and jeans so the femanons know you mean business.
>>144355044I lift the lid so the sound isn't muffled. Pissing on the floor, while shocking, isn't as loud, generally. Down and abs might work for a lil' peckeroo, but my fire hose gets more from the gravity maneuver. There's science involved
Also. W.R.T. down and abs, I don't get hard/erect in the Men's room so I don't have to direct my piss downward. I can both push my abs around as I please and manipulate my elephant trunk of a dick.Yours sounds either stiff or short.
>>144355103>I don't get hard/erect in the Men's roomBerdbros?????
Do you guys remember how the patriots suddenly became good after 9/11I think in the same way the illuminati want a Phillies vs O's world series this year.It's some low key subliminal message
>>144354707Mets draft legend, Kumar Rocker
Cumar Recker
as long as he came legally
mets losing against these dudes in the thick of their wc race
>>144354707>3:30 am>4:30 amI hate the west coast so much.
>>144355292These dudes are elite tbf
The 2 worst games of Hiroshima happened on this important series. Fuuuuck.
what does it fell like to win one?
The Reds are 17-6 against the Dodgers, Braves, Phillies, Astros, and Yankees. 54-69 against the rest of the league.
>>144355292>>144355428Bayed when we should have Bawed tbqhwydesusenpai
Good morning /mlb/ go Yankees
So close yet so far>losing to the gaystars
>detroit's rookie pitcher pitched a maddux csgowoah
>>144355962also he only faced 27 batters with all 3 of his hits (no walks) being retired on double plays
gmi want pancakes
>>144355737Happy 9/11.
Alright I just saw the banter between Jesse Winker and Vladi Jr. Last night David Stearns get that nigga on the phone and use Steve Cohen’s insider trading magic to get him in the team
not feeling good bros
>hey Cubs still believer.. my given up on cubs husband is at work. Come over and fuck me with that big still believer in cubs cock>I just love how you still give the cubs a chance while you fuck me hard in a sports related way(sports related)
What are the chances the doyerpacos spiral into a losing streak and lose the division
>>144356552Livvy walled and nobody told me?
>>144356552you GOTTA give them cubbie bears a chance!
>>144352474Baseball boys are cute!
>>144356596>has sex with cutch once
>>144355780Relive last year's glory.>Game 1 :: Buffaloes 0 - 8 Tigers >>13621691110/28 18:30 JST Kyocera DomePitching: Yamamoto vs Murakami>Game 2 :: Buffaloes 8 - 0 Tigers >>13626814010/29 18:30 JST Kyocera DomePitching: Miyagi vs Nishi>Game 3 :: Tigers 4 - 5 Buffaloes >>13634270610/31 18:00 JST Koshien StadiumPitching: Itoh vs Azuma>Game 4 :: Tigers 4 - 3 Buffaloes >>13636312711/1 18:00 JST Koshien StadiumPitching: Saiki vs Yamasaki>Game 5 :: Tigers 6 - 2 Buffaloes >>13638988211/2 18:00 JST Koshien StadiumPitching: Ohtake vs Tajima>Game 6 :: Buffaloes 5 - 1 Tigers >>13643192511/4 18:30 JST Kyocera DomePitching: Yamamoto vs Murakami>Game 7 :: Buffaloes 1 - 7 Tigers >>13647758911/5 18:30 JST Kyocera DomePitching: Miyagi vs Aoyagi>SeriesBuffaloes 3 - 4 Tigers
I found this on a ledge of the wall that surrounds the garden in my favorite park, it’s cover gently peeled open by the first autumn rain of the year to reveal to me a message.
projected standings as of 9/11
>tfw afternoon baybawl on a day off
Good morning /mlb/My Astros lost a tough one last night but WILL bounce back and win the series starting this evening.
>>144356953>(1) baltipoor gloryholes
Cubs are the best team in the league despite Manfred's bullshit rigging and sabotage against them.
>>144356731Nice
144357576BUHAHAHAHAH THAT'S CUTE, REAL FUNNY
>>144356953still sleeping on the mets, the best team in mlb since june
Are the Doyers the definition of paper tigers?
>>144357809>the best MLB team since they got most of their games against real teams out of the way in April & MayIs there a more delusional fanbase than the Mets? 85 wins is pretty good for a 75-win roster.
Good morning /mlb/My Mariners lost a tough one last night but WILL bounce back and split the series this evening.
Nick Castellanos steals desert from children.
>>144358124That sounds familiar….
>>144358273No clue what you're talking about buddy. :) Hope you're having a good day.
>>144358235>desert
>>144358235
>>144356731https://npb.jp/
phillies
>tune in to no hitter>immediately broken upevery single time
>>144358235ESL moment
>>144358359>>144358523>>144358752Please have mercy
mets or blue jays, who you got
>>144359142neither
>>144359142Both are gay
>>144359142I hope the second plane hits the Rogers Center.
I am driving home from work I pray my Metsies win by the time I make it home \__/
>>144356953>CHW going 7-9 to finish the yearthey have 6 wins since the ASB baka desu
goooo on take the cubbie and run
>>144359450steve miller band is the nickelback of the 70s
>>144359341I still want revenge when they knocked us out of playoffs.. But ill accept if mets keep them from it. We will in turn beat Yankees for you. -orange birb fren.
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gay retard here, AMA
>>144359944What’re you some kinda gay retard?
>go to bed after work at 8am >thread at about 460 posts>wake up at 1pm>thread at 495 posts:(
cheating faggets
/nu/ /mlb/ tho?
we need nuspie
nu >>144360107
>>144359438
