My Steelers :)
tua will get another concussion tonight cap this
>early threadYou really are mindbroken
Thingken about Tay again...
>>144373472>posting in an early threadYou really can't help biting, can you?
>>144373437Stop mocking us. I won't tell you twice.
If you drink alcohol you are a sterile, low iq midwit
Why did Texas Tech still suck hard when Mahomes was attending there?
>>144373480Missouri Shitty QueefsLOLE! LOLE! LOLE!
>>144373498Haha tell em Sis!
name a player that has more rizz than 17pro tip: you can't
Temujin is my lovely latina wife and I’m going to get her pregnant!
If you don't drink alcohol you are a boring, pathetic virgin
>>144373504
the miami dolphins are not a good football team
>>144373507
>>144373507What if you're sober from alcoholism
The Buffalo Bills are the second most coddled team in the league.
OFFICIAL /nfl/ WEEK 2 POWER RANKINGS 1. Kansas City Chiefs 2. San Francisco 49ers3. Detroit Lions 4. Philadelphia Eagles5. Baltimore Ravens 6. Dallas Cowboys 7. Houston Texans 8. Miami Dolphins 9. Buffalo Bills10. New York Jets 11. Los Angeles Rams 12. Cincinnati Bengals 13. Tampa Bay Buccaneers 14. Jacksonville Jaguars 15. Pittsburgh Steelers 16. Seattle Seahawks 17. Indianapolis Colts18. Atlanta Falcons 19. Cleveland Browns 20. Chicago Bears21. Minnesota Vikings 22. New Orleans Saints 23. Green Bay Packers 24. Los Angeles Chargers 25. Arizona Cardinals26. Tennessee Titans 27. Las Vegas Raiders28. New England Patriots 29. Denver Broncos 30. Washington Commanders31. New York Giants 32. Carolina Panthers
50% vasectomies if the Bills win tonight!
>>144373519based tradwife Temujin
>>144373530>Panthers that high
>>144373530>Bengals 12th for losing to a team fighting for first overallKek they're gonna be 3rd in division
>>144373496Probably because the Big 12 refs didn't throw a flag every time the mutt threw an incompletion or pick...can't say the same nowadays...
>Patty Cuckitini
i literally cannot stop thinking about mahomes sex life
>>144373541Mahomes quicksaves before every snap.
>>144373525I know that feel, bro. I want to get loaded but don’t want go on another weeks long bender and end up with withdrawals.
>concussion andy>black qbs>left handed qbs
>>144373556I can't stop thinking about Brittany squirming from the pleasure of my BBC while Patrick was in the corner with a go pro
>>144373557>except one
>>144373458For me, it's Beyonce's new Whiskey line
>>144373565Brittany is a Tr*mp supporter. She hates black people.
>>144373566Save was corrupted because he saves too much and his ssd is becoming unstable.
>>144373574>She hates black people.based
I rather smoke a blunt and drink a Gatorade if I'm being honest
>>144373565>>144373556Based, bow down to the true queen
>>144373572based a bey pilled
>>144373557>Save statesYou cheated not only the game, but yourself. You didn't grow. You didn't improve. You took a shortcut and gained nothing. You experienced a hollow victory. Nothing was risked and nothing was gained. It's sad that you don't know the difference.
I'd rather snort yay and drink water desu senpai.
>>144373582>Mahomes taking a picture of Brittany before she leaves with Rashee Rice for her date
>>144373582What's wrong with that face? Is that a wax figure?
>>144373593The size of the BBC permanently disfigures the face after a blowjob
>>144373588Based gamer girl. I knew you were the one.
>>144373579if you actually followed the cuck community, there's an abnormally large amount of rightoids that like seeing their wife get blacked
>>144373564>left-handed, concussed, black qbs
STOP MOCKING US!!!!!!!
Is Kansas city a shithole? All I hear about it are the chiefs and the mob
>>144373588If it's a feature in the game it's not cheating.
>>144373607>US You're not part of the Chiefs organization, bucko. Now your wash your penis and clean your room. They both stink.
It's funny how half of us who are currently riding on on our team's week 1 victory will be right back into doomer mode by 3pm on Sunday.
dolphins havent won a playoff game in 24 years
>>144373604>t. mr. shekelmcgoldsteinberg of tel aviv
>>144373611There's also a lot of shitty bbq and anal sex(with men)
>>144373618My Steelers get to play MUH FUGEN BIX NOOD :)
>>144373611All of Missouri is a shithole
>not even 20 posts in and you fuckers can't stop talking about BBC and cuckoldrythe fuck is wrong with you people?
>>144373566*solo loses like 3 games in one season as a receiver*One of the best to ever do it
>>144373624yeah you would know homo
why even join the NFL if you can't call yourself a world champion after winning?
.
>>144373611It's a flyover shithole. It's basically a concentration of Midwest subhumans so it's actually worse off
Statistically speaking how many more times would McVay need to lose to Jared Goff for it to stop being funny?
>>144373636Miami fans are mentally ill
how do I get a cute bills gf?
>>144373636oh my bad i was being ironic haha
>>144373638I found out when I went there to watch my Lions win by 1 point against the Chiefs who were missing 2 of their most important players and I had tons of anal sex with men.
>>144373643At least 5 more times
>>144373636Rest assured I will not let any niggers near my wife, Temujin.
>>144373646We don’t care much for KC, our beef is with Buffalel, PU England and Jew York
>>144373656Step 1: Look somewhere other than Buffalo New York
>>144373640
My power is back on, just in time for the game :)Fuck this backwards ass state
>>144373658Only way to celebrate such a historic super bowl victory.
>publix doesn't even bother to support the fishsad
>>144373672
>>144373696Aren't dolphins mammals?
>>144373697>looks absolutely insane she must be incredible in bed
>>144373697Did someone hit her with a shovel?
>>144373708it's a meme, you dip
>>144373656go find one at one of the SUNYsive heard fredonia is full of sloots
>>144373708bills mafia arent very bright
IT'S GONNA BE OUR YEAR PHINBROS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
>TNF in an hour>Thread is deadWow nobody cares about these teams huh
>/nfl/ still screeching about my chiefsstay mad
>>144373725It's not a very good one desu senpai
>>144373738Spike Dudley vibes
>>144373746Not only that, but it's already 7:00 on the least coast so the wagies should be home and eating dinner already...
Aints really think they can beat the Cowboys now because they beat the worst team in the league
>>144373751Watched a spike interview the other day and, not that it should be surprising since he is in his 50s, but he looks rough.
A-CHAN IS A GO!
>>144373666Kek
>>144373746I’m too busy giving Temujin a foot massage to frequently post.
>>144373697>crazy eyesDamn....
>>144373748You're the one, dear friend whose season will end sobbing tears down your cheeks, and not happy 3-peat tears. It'll be like a boy whose dog died times five!Let's get this shit started:Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!
>>144373738Bills fans are literal baboons, almost as subhuman as Eagles fans.
Temujin my tradwife did you get my 12 pack and the giant horse dildo to fuck yourself with while I watch the game?
>>144373783Good evening sir!
>>144373783>Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!
>>144373760Not really. It's more like a wish for us, we don't want to get hurt again.
This is the official song for tonight's gamehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PqccEpqvwPY
Charissa owes me sex
>>144373744this should be the year they overtake the Bills.
>>144373748>chiefs fan face when the ref doesn't throw a flag to erase mahomes' 2nd would-be interception
>Driving while BLACK
>>144373820Maybe just stop breaking the law.
>>144373697Who is this white beauty?
>>144373816This, but with Temujin instead because we’re happily married.
>black qbs
>>144373819
DANIEL JONES JUST THREW A PICK SIX AGAIN!
Love status?
*heavy breathing* THERE YOU GO BABY....THERE YOU GO BABY.....PLAP PLAP PLAP PUT THIS DICK IN YEW....PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP THATS MY TEMUJIN....PLAP PLAP PLAP YOU GONNA GET THIS DICK PLAP PLAP PLAP *heavy breathing* PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP THERE YOU GO BABY....THERE YOU GO BABY...
>>144373832>EXCUSE ME SIR
>>144373477
My gf and I are READY for the big game!
>>144373832Love how they pretend they're so outraged when someone does le racism.
i need an NFL related file name for this ASAP >>144373841
I'm going to Five Guys before the game, you guys want anything?
>>144373841Yoooo UNC thats not PG
>>144373850Same!
>>144373838working on his HoF career...
Top 6 beat downs this week per Draft King odds 8 - Ravens over Raiders7.5 - Lions over Bucs6.5 - Eagles over Falcons6.5 - Texans over Bears6 - Cowboys over Saints5.5 - Chiefs over Bengals
>>144373855Double cheesebussy
0-17
>>144373855yeah, get me one cheeseburger, here's a fifty, should about cover it.
Please refrain from posting lewd and profane comments about my wife. Thank you.
>>144373857>NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO ITS ANGULARJS NOT ANGULAR YOU ARE RUINING THIS COMPANY NOOOOOOOOOOOOO>Okay nerd, I have a date with the CFO tonight
>>144373860The Baker disrespect is out of hand.t. detoiletfag
>>144373850cute boy
>>144373860They don't think the Chargers are gonna utterly rape the Panthers?
>>144373854Brittany Mahomes
>>144373860Raiders with the incoming upset
>>144373860Raiders and Falcons are winning outright tho
>>144373860Philly nigga here, i think the Falcons will keep it close. They have weapons and our secondary is shit, we also didnt generate shit against Green Gay so Cousins will be more comfortable to throw
Tua bros, how do we prove the haters wrong?
>>144373860>8 - Ravens over Raidersyea>7.5 - Lions over Bucsno>6.5 - Eagles over Falconsyea>6.5 - Texans over Bearsyea>6 - Cowboys over Saintsno>5.5 - Chiefs over Bengalsno
>>144373887I love your optimism, babe! How was work today?
Bros... she's backMy honey pimento love..
>>144373841>>144373857She sounds familiar ;0 :) ;)
>>144373917What is all that gross shit on top of the chicken
>>144373904By winning the game tonight and not throwing up gang signs at Jesus.
Pregame thread>>144373921>>144373921>>144373921
>>144373917what is all of that gross shit below the chicken
>>144373917get that goyslop out of here you fat fuck
>>144373748Ron Rivera is really taking retirement hard
At my first ever home dolphins game right nowMaking people play in temp/humidity conditions like this is a human rights violation
I thought the game was at 7, I'm just a bit pissed that we have to watch an interview of the latest victim of state violence. Bullshit, I paid Amazon for football not interviews with entitled shitbags that get beat
>>144373948You and the Buffalo Bills are bitchmade. Bills @ Dolphins should've been a noon Sunday game.
>>144373948Stop being gay. Thanks.
>>144373748ITS MAAM
>watching phins bills when there's real football onI really hope none of you are doing this!
>>144373948Drink beer to stay cool
>>144373957dude I am a dolphins fan
Hate dumb interviews with dumb future defendants . What time does this shit start?
I think the Bengals always being this arrogant without doing anything is bad coaching. Belichick and Andy and other good coaches would never let their team yap like this constantly, let alone with nothing to show for it. Nobody is being the adult in the room and telling them to shut up and focus on the field
>>144373971*picture not related
>>144373860that Lions/Bucs line is wild
>>144373980my condolences
>>144373983>No fun allowed
>>144373983Aaron Hernandez killed a guy
>>144373983Bro, they're getting devoured by Haitians just let them have fun while they're still alive.
I don't wear shoes either. Big deal
>>144373999Have fun when you can beat a rookie coach in his first game and Jacoby Brissett
>when it slips in accidentally
>>144373525You’re alright anon. Hopefully you can get those demons under control so you can get off the wagon and drink with the bros again
Should I play Grounded or watch this game
>>144373437LEAVE MAHOMIE ALONE!
>>144373581Reminds me of high school. Only time I really liked the blue ones
So far the TNF broadcast reminds me of the time I found shit in a pool and nobody claimed it. Fitz is washed, the blonde has an eating disorder -Sherman is legit but he'll never surpass his skip bayless moment -also fuck tyreek hill
Why the fuck are they focusing so much on this? He got arrested, big whoop.
>>144373917>pickles
Go bills
>>144374102A black man was arrested that’s national news.
>>144374102>big whoopWoop-woop, that's the sound of da policeWoop-woop, that's the sound of da beastWoop-woop, that's the sound of da policeWoop-woop, that's the sound of da beast (yes indeed)Woop-woop, that's the sound of da policeWoop-woop, that's the sound of da beastWoop-woop, that's the sound of da policeWoop-woop, that's the sound of da beast (yes indeed)
Can someone tell me when this interview is over, Im not watching this dinger whine
>>144374120I just want to see all of these people fight each other to the death
Can you spot a biological woman in this picture?
police brutality is when a degenerate wife-beating child abuser gets let off the hook after a traffic violation because he’s le star foobaw player instead of actually having to suffer the consequences of his actions
>>144374183They're holding the sign in the back
>>144374183
>>144374185He probably was given a fine of some sorts with his ticket. Not that that changes anything.
>>144374235>Wiegrafposting in /nfl/
>>144374235Based back the blue latina.
>>144374183The actual fuck is this??
I bet tyreek gets a career changing injury tonight
>when it accidentally slips in
I bet Pooa throws up his set at Jesus tonight.
>>144374266the future
Fuck Belly Swole, dude only made SummerSlam worse.
>>144374236>with this character's death the thread of prophecy is severed
I bet jelly role is the guy from insane clown posse
>>144374289Hey! Refer to this comment >>144373869
>>144374266A literal demon
>>144373921Gamethread up bros
refer to this bussy
>>144374321Temujin is for the streets
>>144374321>he doesnt know>>144373841
>>144374352Don’t speak about my wife that way.
>>144374352Don't speak about our wife that way.
>>144373832They're just reacting to the post without any counter arguments
They're just reacting to the bussy without any counter arguments
Bussy to the bussy without any counter bussy
>>144374395faggot
>>144374403Bussy
Bussy bussy bussy wow thats so damn funny
Damn this bussy
Bussy make ya seethe?
Guess what I got for my bussy during TNF tonight?
na homosexuals are spawns of cancer
>>144374521>those forearmsFucking gay ass wop.
>>144374235Leftists are upset that they have to work to survive
Tua throwing for 5 TDs tonight
>>144374604and unfortunately those touchdowns will be for the Bills
How are Bills fans so confident after almost losing to Arizona?
I put down$200 on Tua throws 325+350S300 on Tua 4 pass TDs+1100
tua stammering his broken english mushmouthed esl shit.... is he concussed already????
Tender babymaking sex with Temujin!
can somebody put al michaels out of his fucking misery already? this guy sounds like he's narrating dried paint
>>144375146He's sober.
>>144373437Damn, that bills team beat the Chiefs? Damn. They must be very good. How many superbowl wins do they have?
>>144374700For this we drink.
Why don’t teams just use two quarterbacks? Wouldn’t that throw off the defense?I saw the best NFLer Tom Brady do a play where he threw the ball to Julian Edelman who threw it once more to a black player.The defense was awestruck and seemed completely thrown off. The Patriots should run that more often.Just draft a tight-end who also trained as a quarterback like Kelce or the fellow on the Saints team.
kickoff rule almost as big a bust as gayleb williams
>>144375146this is completely normal commentary, and al has always been one of the calmer announcers. much more preferable to the gus johnsons of the world who yell like retards after every 5+ yard play thus devaluing the truly exciting moments
>>144375319Most teams don't even have 1 quarterback
>>144375265Nah, y’all drink to keep the withdrawals away.
>>144375387How does that work? Is it all running backs?
>>144375354Al is too old. It should be Kevin Harlan.
>>144375471So it seems
ABSOLUTE STATE OF POOA
>212 million american dollars
TUA TURNDABALLOVA
>>144375471You fucking idiot.
His name is Pooa and he turns da ball ova.
>>144375641What’s the point in an O-Line and receivers if there isn’t a quarterback to throw the ball?
>It’s called being a gunslinger retards>>144375607>>144375607>>144375607
>>144373887they'll definitely cover the 9.5 spread
>>144375803the gun in question
>>144375920kekkarooni pizza
>>144373507Based. I drink AT LEAST 15 beers a night.
Your 2024 NFL MVP.Say something nice about him.
josh is gonna drag this depleted roster to the divisional round again and retards will still say he's an underachieving choker even though this is a 6 win team with an average qb
>>144376263He should just become Chris Pratt’s stunt double
Am I schitzo or was there a red circle around the mike backer live for a split second on this past first down
>>144375920Thats assault with a weapon chud
>>144376347it's some new TNF feature where they try to predict if somebody is going to blitz before the snap using AI or whatever
>Bustua
>>144376263said before the season started this is the best position they've been in. They don't have a shitter coordinator for the first time. Diggs was valuable earlier in Allen's career but he's better off without needing to force a quota to him now
>>144376244didn't he beat lameme last year in almost everything and not get it?
>down by 10>have to run the ballFucking Tua. Goddamn coconutnigger.
>>144376397They have the playcall, given all the radio communication. Why do they need AI to show who's blitzing?
>>144376397Tell me that won’t be implemented into some madden ass shit helmets with goggles/seeing sight to find blitz’s, read coverage! Or am I tripping. Also, thank you James Cook for the fantasy points :D
>>144376517>Why do they need AI to show who's blitzing?they don't but AI is the hot meme right now and everybody is trying to shoehorn it into everything
>>144376569I really hope the AI take over and enslave us tbqh. Humanity hardly deserves the freedom we have.
>>144376465remember when the panthers fumbled joe brady because matt rhule decided to make him his scapegoat
>>144376517I don't know the exact rules but I know the TV coverage isn't allowed to tip anything off like that
>>144376671yeah and guess where Dorsey ended up kek
>>144376687This. It's the same reason they forced Tony Homo to stop being a fun announcer.
>>144376639Imma kill any Terminators if they try to hurt you desu senpai
>>144376719he's not calling plays at least, so he's a glorified qb coach
>>144376484Yeah. I genuinely don't remember why the media pushed Lamar over everyone else.
Tuaxirs..?
>>144376808>implying she isn't already lusting after BRC (Big Robot Cock)
>>144376950What the fuck?! Where’s a coronal mass ejection event when you need one?
>>144373529in fact they are the second-least coddled team so far, behind the Chargers.https://www.nflpenalties.com/
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>>144377123It's over.
>>144373530>browns 19thanon. just stop it already. The only way the Browns get into the top 20 is if Watson's season is over and Jameis takes over. Until then they are bottom feeders.
>>144377123we need to study the tapes
>pooa
>>144373437based flu poster
>>144376484>>144376484People scoffed at me when I said he should be MVP that year
>>144377123Why the fuck would she care to meet with his boss? Haslam plant confirmedUnless she plans to sue the Texans
ENTERNFL passing TD leader and Number 1 QB in the state of Florida (And your Hearts). Bakey.
>>144373593lip implants. she can suck the chrome off a doorknob
>>144377204Could've had an owl if he wasn't even more immature than his fans
>Ja’Marr Chase: We’re the team to beat in the AFC. We need to act like it, and we need to play like it.Ja’Marr Chase: We’re the team to beat in the AFC. We need to act like it, and we need to play like it.>Ja’Marr Chase: We’re the team to beat in the AFC. We need to act like it, and we need to play like it.Ja’Marr Chase: We’re the team to beat in the AFC. We need to act like it, and we need to play like it.>WE ARE THE TEAM TO BEAT IN THE AFCLMFAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>144377198Statbox droolers got caught up in muh turnovers even though a lot were harmless trying to generate something out of a bad situation. Most were 3rd and 10 mortars or 4th and 5 chucks in the end zone. Very few 2nd and 5 7yd dipshit passes that get taken back 30yds in a close game. A lot of QBs with half the turnovers have double of the latter types
>>144377259Ja'Marr Chase plays for the Texans? Based.
The league needs to step in and stop having these primetime games be blowouts.
my jetties are going to bootyblast this dogshit fins team
The Dolphins are just the Cowboys of the AFC.
>>144377248Proof?
>>144377248DeShaun....you got bigger fish to fry. Have you hired an attorney yet?
>>144377368Your reply
>>144377411So no proof?
>>144377248>Baker was the problem in Cleveland.>Not the Browns tho broThey're so cursed and cucked as a franchise. He's likely to win an owl because of this just to further rub it in.
FIRE THAT FUCKING PIGSKIN, YOU POLYNESIAN FUCK!
That is ass
Bahamasbro...
POOA PICKED AGAIN>black qbs
>212.4million dollars for a qb that hasn't proven anythingShould've taken the risk
Pooasissies....
Hawk Tua
Yeah that webm's getting posted all season
tua's CTE kicking in
fins cannot into buffalo
POOA PICKED AGAIN >white qbs
Josh Allen is the Last American Cowboy
the noodle arm paid the price bad there
Tua out there throwing up free pineapples again
lol i bet the bahamian tua apologist is crying rn and gonna kill himself. embarrassing
Tua’s dipshit father really screwed him over by forcing him to be a lefty ROFLMFAO.
Watch these fucking idiots run the ball while down by 3 scores.
wtf is this play calling, real dogshit
>>144378021Can't really do anything when your QB is seeing ghosts.
apologize to Brian Flores RIGHT FUCKING NOW
>>144378021it's called Tua keeps throwing the ball to the wrong team so what the fuck else can we do
>Another head injury Tua's retirement is imminent
>>144373470Bro wtf
Pua concussed again
Tua got his eggs scrambled again
What are the fucking odds its Hamlin lmao
RIP TUA
lmao what a fucking retard
Tua is going to end up like Junior Seau at this rate
on the bright side, Tua won't be throwing any more picks in this game
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHEEMEDEEMED
How has he still not learned how to slide or dive
Clear fencing response. That's 100% another concussion. Fuck, that's awful.
>Hawk Tua
>>144378388Seau was a much better qb than Tua ever was
>>144373470HOLY SHIT
>>144373470HOLY FUCK
nothing goes together quite like TNF and Tua losing 15 IQ points
>>144373470Damar Hamlin posted this
>>144373470OH FUCK THAT YOU DAMAR???
>>144373470
>>144373470Horrryyyy sheettttt
>>144373470Based orb ponderer.
Phins should sign Tennelel
>>144378503>Higgins + Hamlin = Hamlin ded>Hamlin + Tua = Tua ded>Higgins + Tua = ???????
He always does the retarded hands, it's so bad.
>>144378638Phins are probably calling the Broncos for Zach Wilson or Stidham right now
>>144378503that's the slowest I've ever seen someone fall down to give themselves up
>>144373470we say this every thread
>>144378503So much for judo
>>144378503Yeah, I have no doubt that's a concussion. If he doesn't go into the protocol and sit out for a while someone needs to step in and shut down the league.
>>144378800Milf Hunter in Miami would be fun.
lmao at the Dolphins and bahamafag
>With the first overall pick of the 2025 NFL draft, the Miami Dolphins select: Shadeur Sanders. Quarterback. Colorado.
Fucking coconut dipshit
>The #Steelers are trading Quarterback Russell Wilson to the Miami Dolphins for a 2025 1st and 2025 2nd Round pick
> have QB with a very public series of concussions> know he's at risk for more> don't plan for it by having one of the worst backups in the leagueWhy did they do this?
>>144378948It's over.
Don't let the concussion have you forget that Tua threw a pick because his noodle arm couldn't get the ball to the sideline.
Thursday night, week #2, and the Dolphins season is over
>>144378972McDaniels is too busy snorting coke off of hookers asscracks to care
Where were you when Tuanon was kill?
>>144378981I blame his coconutnigger father for forcing him to be a lefty.
if i was a cat in the bahamas id be hiding rn
>>144378503OOHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH HE'S HURT
>"It's a lot of strategic falling that is patterned after things that happened to our quarterbacks during the season," McDaniel said. "So kind of recreating those things, because the master of jiu-jitsu had to study some game tape to understand how he was falling, where the impact points were, and what we could do to help correct it."How about "SLIDE NIGGA"
>>144378801i know he's fighting instinct but it's really dumb to half ass fall forward limp in traffic. Hamlins a little stick too just keep the effort if you're not going to slide
>>144379099Gee, maybe don’t use your head to make contact with the fucking safety.
think tua's judo practice payed off?
>>144379099You can tell he's completely unaware of hiw to be a mobile QB. He's never been good at going down and he clearly doesn't know how to take on a tackle. Power running QBs like Hurts and Allen don't go head first into a shoulder like that. Your whole body has to be into taking on the oncoming force.
>>1443791383 yards beyond the first down marker. Maybe practice that. Just goes to show You don't win with sơy.
>>144378503He needs to retire.Soon the wind will ko him
well i have no idea where the Dolphins are supposed to find a new starting quarterback, or how the fuck they're going to pay him, but i do wish them luck. hopefully it won't take more than a few years.
>>144379155All the practice in the world won’t help if you’re too dumb to slide once you’ve already gotten the first down and you’re about to get lit up
>>144378120Astonishing
>>144379227They should pick up Pickett for peanuts from Philly.
>>144379227ryan tannehill is available lol
this thompson dude is fucking awful
>>144379250judo practice entails being thrown on your head dozens of times... tua isnt very bright.
Why cant the dolphins get over the bills hump?
>>144379063Shit, with how Tua got concussed makes me scared for Jayden
>>144379269oh the irony
>>144378503Please fine him for lowering his helmet, out of genuine consternation and not just bc it'd be funny
>>144379227Most QBs could be doing what Tua and Purdy are doing in these schemes with their rosters. That's why paying babbys like that and killing your cap is fucking retarded. Just get Zach Wilson, Pickett or Tannehill or some random QB like that for nothing. Tua and Purdy are unironically replaceable
>>144379269they shit canned Tannehill a long time ago, he probably wouldn't even pick up the phone
>>144378800>I see you need a QB
>>144379311Tua has never played as well as Purdy
Thomas Brady.
Tua is more injury prone than Jimmy G
>>144379328God please some one take Pick-it
>>144379293team is a gimmick and if you aren't shit they're easy to figure out facing them 4 times every 15 months. they're hard to beat as a one-off game if your personnel is shit though
Even if this is the end of Tua's career, as I fear it may well be, I will always appreciate that I was here to witness it while it lasted. Like living to see Beethoven compose his symphonies or Shakespeare write his masterpieces, the gift of greatness is not to be taken lightly, no matter how fleeting.
>>144379372Andrew Luck springs to mind
Mike wishing he was railing lines right now.
kwab
>>144379468looks like he's about to cry :(
"Joshua 'The Passtronaut' Dobbs has signed a 2 year 50 million dollar contract with the Miami Dolphins!">yfw
>>14437936349ers are the better team
>>144379434what a legend
>>144379434>the gift of greatnessI think I missed that part
Adam Shefter reporting he believes Tua is “unlikely to play professional football going forward”.
>>144379519lmao what a crybaby faggot nerd
>>144379522link?
>>144379495
>>144379522>reporting>believesWhy does Schefterstein always have to insert himself into everything?
>>144378503That's clearly on Tua. How do you fucking dive head first there with a history of concussions, after spending entire offseasons dedicated to not getting concussed? He had plenty of time to slide. I get the first down is there. But you're clearly losing the game and not worth risking. I feel bad for some concussions, thinking maybe you're not """""injury prone""""" and you're just unlucky. But lowering your fucking head into a linebacker's knees clearly makes you prone to fucking injury. What the fuck is wrong with him?
>>144373470Everyone knew this.
>>144378503>Fencing responseThis dude is cooked
>>144379522if shefter is saying that then its DONE. maybe he even retires tonight.
>>144379505Niners still winning when they are injured. See the blowout to the jets. Aiyuk dropped a bunch, cmc hurt. Rookie rg. He unironically played mistake free football in a week when everyone threw ints. Just made the right plays u like pooa
>>144378503Bro went head first into his chest. Just slide you fucking idiot.
>>144379665Baby bro thought he was Big Ben.
Why is Brisket playing instead of Maye next week?
>>144379665he was trying to kill him again, kinda based desu
so, what's the minimum amount of games Tua is gonna be out?4? 6? 8? season ending IR? or is this the last time Tua ever plays pro ball?what say you /sp/?
>>144378503Serves him right for trying to give Hamlin another cardiac arrest.
>>144379740see>>144379522
>>144379740Minimum is until he clears the protocol. Often it's 1 game.
>>144379642Shanny to Jimmy G to an owl. You can keep doing this ad nauseum but everyone is pretty much in agreement Pirdy is a babby but does it well. The 49ers paying him anything more than $35 million would break them cap wise.
>>144379740Tua is not playing again.
rumors tua collapsed in the locker room and hit his head AGAIN
>>144379740He should honestly retire. A stiff breeze would give him a concussion at this point.
Josh Allen having ptsd
OH BROTHER THESE GUYS STINK
>Compares Josh Allen to Thanos>Allen puts on the infinity gauntlet and snaps the remaining half of Tua's brain from existence Kneel to prophet Brandt
>>144378503>SKEEEYUP HE WUZ THROWIN UP GANG SIGNS! NOW I MAY BEES MIZZSTAKEN BUT I DON'T THINK DEY HAVE BLOODS IN MIAMI OR BUFFALO. SO DA ONLY EXPLANATION IS HE GOT HIS BELL RUNG. SKEEEYUP ITS LIKE MY GRANDMOMMA USED TO SAY, BOY IF YOU SEEING 10 FINGERS ON ONE HAND THROW THAT BUCKET OF MILK OUT BECAUSE IT'S TURNED SOUR. TUA WUZ SOUR SKEEEYUP!!!
>>144379775Poverty teams cannot avoid the salary cap like rich teams can by having fat stacks on hand. Pay purdy a ton guaranteed upfront. Shift everyones cap hit around. Open up space now to load most of purdys cap hit immediately because guaranteed bonus can be amortized over 4 years. Then when the cap increases again in the future you still technically have space.
>>144379780kek those retards gave him the bag too
If he retires, does he keep all the money?
>>144379903>took jimmy g to an owl>took the legitimate last pick in the draft to an owlImagine what Shanahan could do with a great QB, maybe they'll win an owl. Too bad Shanahan doesn't care about QBs and sees them as replaceable
Crazy that Josh Allen managed to get 3 turnovers to seal the game. Truly elite
>>144379468tfw your mom won't make you tendies
>>144379935Depends on his contract but my guess is absolutely not all of it.
>>144379935he keeps all the guaranteed money irrc
come home, white man
Fuck Tua
>>144379519Give this man a drink
Just took a fat steaming Tua lads
>>144379960>his qb died so now hes grasping at strawsits ogre
>>144380000Lolphins should take Pickett.
>>144379557It's fake you dumb fag
>>144379935What would be the point of guarantees otherwise
>>144380029For the small price of a 2nd round pick.
>>144379898Lmao
>>144380000Checked. It's happening.
>>144380000quads of truth
>$167.1 millionEssentially 3 years. It's not that big of a deal. We're halfway through the first year already.
>>144380000>kicked to the curb to tank for pooa>team comes crawling back after pooa diesI want this to happen so badly
Is Dak the only QB that got paid that doesn't look like shit?
>oohaah hurtingallova
>>144380106Until playoffs.
>>144379988if he retires? dunno about that. depends if it was a signing bonus i think
>>144380106for now
>>144380106>Biggest playoff choker
>>144380106These QB's are way too overpaid
>>144380106He got BTFO in the Wild Card at home by the 7th seed.
>>144380106I can’t wait to see him stat pad against better teams.
>>144380043getting cut != retiring
>>144380102copium
>Love gets paid after one good season>immediately gets injured>Tua gets paid after one good season>immediately gets injuredpersonally I would wait for at least two good seasons
Dirtiest player since the AFL-NFL merger or dirtiest player of all time?
>>144380163love didn't even have one good season, he looked like shit the first half
>>144380163I would pay QBs peanuts from now on.
i’m so pissed i could eat a cat
BS dirty plays from Buffalel as usualTua will be back next game stronger than everIT'S STILL OUR YEAR PHINBROS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
>>144380183burfict was dirtier
>leave sauron to me
>>144380205>BS dirty plays from Buffalel as usualTua made contact with his head like a retard.
>>144380183He's got nothing on Billy R
>tua throwing up gang signs againHe's done. Seeing it the first time was crazy but a 2nd time, granted it wasn't animated like before actually felt more serious and scary.
>>144379898
>>144380160Know what, idk. But I'm guessing that something like this is exactly what guarantees are sought
pretty dogshit game overall tbqh but a nice W for the bills2 easy wins on the board
tua got hexed by bahomo's bad vibes and negative aura.
>>144380213lmao
>>144380183Too young to remember Romanowski
>66 games left in the Tagovailoa era
>>144373470PROPHET ANON I KNEEL
>>144379898classic
>So Mike, can you walk us through Tua's back injury there?
>>144380240same story every season till he gets kicked out in the playoffs by Mahomes or BurrowTired of the Josh dick sucking
tua seems like an idiot lol. why the fuck did he think he could truck someone?
>>144380229he was the locker room drug dealer, too
>>144380183Zoomie zoom zoom
so sick of that piece of shit thug on miami throwing gang signs every game
>>144380106>60 milscott
Tua is my most hated QB after the Flores debacle so I don't care
>Tua Turndaballova next season
in hindsight, giving that much money to a guy with a history of concussions seems ill advised
>>144380269bro thought he was him https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_4unZboC6a4
>>144380249He literally killed Antonio Brown and cause the birth of AB
>>144380240Bruh you guys almost lost to the fucking cardinals. It was 28-34 so calm down
>>144380106>poop
>>144380269Spent the summer everyone on earth associate his name with sucking dick and is feeling insecure
>>144380163love had a good half seasontua had a good nothing. anyone can just throw it and pray for tyreek
What the FUCK was that game?
>>144373470lmao based
>>144380311an assassination
>>144373470lol
>>144380269Tua has taken a lot of big shots to the brain, he's getting a little dumber every game he plays
After today I can firmly conclude that your 2025 AFC Champion is the Kansas City Chiefs
bahamafag is performing some ancient caribbean vodoo ritual to resurrect tua as we speak, as he has done many times before. but tua always comes back that much weaker, the monkey's paw of his little ceremonies. how much longer will they get away with it?
>>144373450Based
>>144380302caused the birth is so funny. like he created a supervillain.
Half a billion dollars in 2 quarterbacks who will never play again.
Over/under on Tia dying in his sleep tonight?
>>144380341who the fuck is tia? is she cute?
>>144380341My digits confirm it.
>>144380311Dolphin faggots were SO loud after barely beating the Jaguars last week Goodell said "Not on my dollar bitches here's another injury season for you"
This is just setting up for Brady to return and finish off Mahomes in the AFCCG
>>144380311Classic TNF
>>144380341The correct format for that would be>over under .5 nights of sleep before he dies
I'm gonna say it, he deserved it
>>144380341last two digits is the percent chance
>>144380349>she
tyreek was pretty quiet tonight bros does he need to get arrested to be good?
>>144380364The owner deserved it for that bloated contract. Hope this retires Tua for good.
>>144373854It's sad how basically every dog breed is extinct now. No matter where I go or where I look, the only dog I ever see now is some pit bull variant
>>144380353Kino
>>144373470these two are complicit
>>144380388I assume you live in a city. I rarely see them in rural areas.
Miami is a shit city.
>>144380353That would be massive scripting but I'd still watch
Make a new thread retards
if Tua comes back he'll have to be the first player to wear a guardian cap in game
>>144380388What shithole do you live in
>>144380419multiple players already have. o-lineman on the steelers, and a colt player whose name i forgot
>>144380419Guys are already wearing guardian caps
>>144380419>gets another concussion >gets progressively bigger guardian cap
>>144380419could’ve done it earlier
>>144380268>Tired of the Josh dick suckinghe deserves it desu. his team let him down time and time again. he has to play perfectly otherwise his team loses. last season his defense did not force a single punt. the chiefs scored on every drive. even if josh made that read to diggs on that final throw, the chiefs just would have let mahomes march down the field anyways like they did all game.
>>144374758I'm glad you lost faggot
New>>144380445
>>144380441We're gonna need a bigger cap
>>144380353Nah, that old fuck is making too much money doing shitty broadcasts on Fox
>>144380441We finally get an irl big head cheat
>>144380453He didn't post a slip so it's a LARP
Miami can't even fill up a stadium for a single sporting event outside of Messi. It's like a shitty aids-infested Spanish speaking wannabe version of LA.
>>144380446Nah dude jiu jitsu
>>144380106Basically. Trevor looked fine, too.
>>144380477The world cup and Olympics are coming so they'll be fine
