fucking nfl making this a night game instead of having it 1pm
fuck tyreek hill. hope da bills win
My New England Patriots would buttfuck both these shit teams
>>1443761241pm on a Thursday?
Why are the dolphins playing with that tint of green?I thought my colors on my TV were broken.
Buffalo fan here. My wife's son won't let me have the TV so I can watch the game. He's playing NBA 2k and when I asked politely he said he would "beat" my "white ass". Normally when he gets excited playing his games I ask my wife for help but she's out with her coworkers for a girl's night out again. We're almost at halftime what should I do? Go Bills!
I do not find Buffalo Wings to be enjoyable.
I hope Tyreek gets swatted some time soon.
>Lelphags
What's with the Bills bandwagon the past few years?
>>144375911
Josh Allen starting his MVP campaign tonight
Tua throws an INT again next drive
J O S HOSH
stop eating my cat you pervert
every fucking game is pain with this team win or lose holy shit
>>144376112Wait, the Dolphins are playing AGAIN? I don't watch the NFL usually but didn't they just play last week when that Nigga was arrested? There's like 20 teams in this league.
>>144376167Nobody does.
Memes aside if it can happen to Tyreek in a lambo, just imagine what the average black male has to put up with
Remember when we solved racism?
>>144376121Could be bigger
>>144376154Everyone has commented on it, it looks too dark almost blue purple
Josh Allen will finally win MVP this year
KEK get fucked dolshits
LETJAMESCOOK
JOSH ALLEN WILL ALWAYS MAKE THE DOLPHINS THEIR BITCHES
JOSH ALLENTHE ONLY QUARTERBACK IN NFL HISTORY
Tyreek Hill is a bitch.Dolphins are trash
Allen is so fucking eliteBut now that I said that he is about to throw 2-3 ints.
TOUCHDOWN
PURE SEA MAMMAL RAPE
JOSH "MVP" ALLEN
Tuddy sun devilsAll tied up**pending college kicker
holy shit that throw
ramsey's cooked
DRAGON
>>144376154Throwback uniforms
>>144376141INSHALLAH brother
Yeah it’s over
Pooa
Jamaica on Tuacide watch
Josh is really making Tua look bad tonight, what an arrogant prick.
>>144376180Yeah they played sunday.
>>144376182And that's the highest class black. Imagine the average black.
bahamas btfo
>>144376200Top 5 for sure
>2 possessions
Do you think Tom Brady ever said the n-word
HOT TAKE:Dolphins are not good
Octopuses do not have any bones with the exception of their beaks. So if you are responsible and depraved enough to be literally the life support of your 8 limbed friend, you can debeak it like how you’d declaw a cat and then push your member into its feed chute.You can then let it subsist on your baby batter.The Octopus is smart. Very smart. It will learn that without its beak, it cannot feed on anything else but your human seed that has to be milked from you.Every morning, you will feel your clothes slide off and a damp weight on your lower half.The sensation creeps up on your body until most of the jiggly mass has enveloped the entirety length. It wlill start pumping as fast as it can for it is hungry.The animal gyrates its empty stomach and the folds of its brain rubbing on your glands, begging for nutrition.You climax and give the marine creature’s breakfast. The pumping slows down but doesn’t stop to milk out the last few drops of its meal.Looking into its yellow animal eyes, it looks back with a thousand-yard stare. This will be routine for all of its meals for the rest of its 3-5 years on this god forsaken planet.
the miami tuas’ passrush is bad!!!
jalen ramsey is a bum
>>144376182>lambo>south miami>50 mph over the speed limitI am white as snow and they would destroy me for it. Get real
there is nothing more constant in life then dolphins failing in big games and tua shitting the bed
Are the bills going to the owl?
>>144376141Nice post
>>144376210aka the good uniforms
Ramsey sucks
>>144376229>hill was going 125 in a 25 and completely ignored the cops and rolled his windows up on them.Based
>>144376217#EndRacism my ass fuck the Nazi Football League
>black qbs>left handed qbs
>>144376182good
Let's go buffalo
>>144376186the coomback was pure SOVL
>>144376112How many commercials has Coach Primate been in instead of fixing his team’s collapsing culture
> dolphins everything and anything they can get their flippers onwhy do we have a team named after rapists?
Tua? more like POOA
ads legit look like ai slop now
coach primate
>>144376186toom and coom seemed genuinely happy here :3
>>144376232Same way I survive desu
>>144376134based. go 9ers and Bills
The only thing worse than posting whores in a gamethread is posting ugly whores in a gamethread.
I think my massage therapist wants to fuck me because she pulled her leggings down and showed me her pussy before I left my adjustment todayShe's like 50 though. Do I?
>people yelling "GET HIM" at the bar
>>144376228He's more of an academic racist
Oi bruv, 'nother seven points innit?
>>144376262there it is
Which team has the whitest fans?
>>144376141*sniff*
>>144376238Are you still a nobody like you are now though?
>>144376134unhinged
>>144376262And there it is
>>144376268You're looking too deep into it anon.
Do people really pay $140 a year for Amazon prime
TUA IS HIM
man imagine rooting for the dolphins and by all accounts having a team with enough decent pieces on offense and defense and being led by TUA while the bills have literal who's on offense and still being cooked by fucking Allen. TUA would never have been able to make those two critical throws on this drive. Allen would have beaten Mahomes in the cold on that night.
Foomble incooming
>>144376232what
>>144376259me on the left
>pats jets next week
>>144376268She probably just wanted to show off her vagina muscles I wouldnt look too much into it anon
tua a scrub
Half-time snack inbound. If I'm lucky I can still get in a quick goon sesh before 3rd quarter
>>144376241Josh is one lucky fucker...
>>144376278my team, your team has the darkest fans
>>144376259
>>144376232Reminds me of my ex gf desu
>>144376254>ayo cut the bull jive, it's personal and we comin. Now put on my theme music!
Why are they setting off fireworks at Hard Rock?lolphins are getting their asses kicked
>>144376267No need to be racist.
>>144376293Pats will probably win that one
>>144376278bronkuks
>>144376259is everyone photoshopped?
2. Purdy3. Burrow4. Allen5. Hurts
>>144376266Based Bills and 49ers alliance
I'm torn on the Dolphins unis because the classic unis/colors are amazing but I also like the new colors.We need two different teams with each color combo, much like the Bucs and the creamsicle colors versus the pewter/red
>>144376259This is almost too on the nose, does he post here?
My bills :)
>>144376289Now imagine watching this team for over 3 decades and watching grier basically ignore coaches, marino, everyone year after year for almost a decade.Yay go phins
touchbacks are absolute shit
>>144376271ALL WEABS ARE PEDOS NO EXCEPTIONS
Time for a comeback Tua
>>144376259>white people do this shit voluntarily and they think it's coolwe deserve kamala
Do you think Mike McDaniel spends every minute not sleeping being outside so people will believe that he's black?
>>144376259Holy Florida
>>144376262coward
Funny how the Dolphins offense works best when they don't ask Tua to pass.
ELITE handoff by Tua, nobody else can do that
>shitting on the new kickoffhe's too based
>>144376286Yes, I live in Florida, make 134k a year, my wife makes 80k, and we have a 2.9 mortgage rate. I wipe my ass with 140 dollars.
>>144376312pats will get raped
yo wtf this nigga's name 8 chan?
>>144376308>can't notice CGIYou're NGMI in the era of AI and fake images
>#NinerEmpire4Kamala
>>144376293>J>E>S>T>SUCK!>SUCK!>SUCK!
>>144376320Am I gay if asian girls so absolutely nothing for me?
>$106.2 million per INT
>>144376340yes
Tua is NAILING these handoffs
How many millions of dollars is necessary to just hand off the ball?
*breaking news*Aaron Rodgers now identifies as black.
>>144376320if i did this i would go to prison
Is Sam Adams a good beer?
>>144376337In $1 bills?
>>144376340Achane, pronounced "A-Chain"
God damn imagine having a coach as faggy looking as Mike McDaniel
> just hand it off to Achane for 4 yards every playgenius
>>144376320do kpop fans actually believe all of these rehearsed bits the girls do are genuine and organic?
>>144376359the summer seasonal is okay
>>144376278ITS UP
STUFFEDTUFFED
>eightchan up the middle!
>>144376359Yes
>stuffed on 3rd and 1
kwab
>>144376348It definitely isn’t helping your case for being straight
Watched Tokyo Story today. I was bored out of my mind...
>>144376359Do you like the taste of tree bark?
>>144376340HE IS Q
>don’t throw it to avoid a Pooakek
>>144376359No
>lolphins
>take the ball out of tua's hands>start moving the ball up the fieldKEK
I thought McDaniels was supposed to be some offensive genius.Dude's running simple up-the-gut offense.
>>144376364Tua really is the Pacific Brock Purdy
>>144376359HOWS IT TASTE MOTHER FUCKER?!?!
>>144376359Sam Adams Oktoberfest is pretty damn good, the regular Lager is decent.
>>144376354he convinced him to turn to the dark side
>>144376286it comes with my phone planlegitimately the only streaming service i havewhy would i give these idiots money?
>>144376354BREAKING: Rodgers just stole his first Kia
>POOA
>>144376359>drinking jewish pisswater
>>144376112>yeah this coconut fucking sucks just run it up the middleBased
TUA IS SO ASS
GO FOR IT
>>144376390Two (2) picks
LMAO>SACKED ON 4TH
Why isn't McDaniel letting Pooa throw it?
My coach would outscheme the SHIT out of both of these teams.
>>144376359The regular is more of like a fall/winter beer if you ask me
>tua
TUA YOU STINK
>4th and 2>get sackedWhat did Tua mean by this?
Turndaballovaondowns
>>144376390His QB is Tua, you want him throwing more ints?
>POOABOOA>POOABOOA>POOABOOA>POOABOOA>POOABOOA>POOABOOA
>Pooa Turndaballova (Again)
>POOOOOOOOOOOAKEK WHAT A SACKED BITCH
>>144376369
Tua really got CTE from those sacks last year
If they’re gonna want to advance this drive, they’re gonna have to convert on 4th down
>no defense>D tier QB>dindu nuffin wifebeater WR>literal basedboy as HCWhy did people think this team was good again?
wow the Dolphins fucking suck and Tua is dogshit
God people from the Bahamas are so fucking retarded
>run straight into a sackELITE
KWAB
What about Kongabongoa?
>>144376380I like whites, blacks, and latinas in that order
pooa turndaballova
mcdaniels wants to kill himself lol
Why are the dolphins such frauds?
anyone know what that song was that was playing as it was going to commercial?
IN MANY WAYSTHEY'LL MISS THE GOOD OLD DAYSSOMEDAYSOMEDAY
Lol the dolphins fucking suck huh
>>144376369>Packers at the topmakes sense>Chargers at the bottomreally?
tua sisters, what is going on?
>the Jags lost to thisJust how bad are they?
Put Skylar Thompson in.
>POOA >POOA >POOA >POOA >POOA >POOA >POOA >POOA >POOA >POOA >POOA >POOA >POOA >POOA >POOA >POOA >POOA >POOA >POOA >POOA >POOA >POOA >POOA >POOA >POOA >POOA >POOA >POOA >POOA >POOA >POOA >POOA >POOA >POOA >POOA >POOA >POOA >POOA >POOA >POOA >POOA >POOA >POOA >POOA >POOA >POOA >POOA >POOA >POOA >POOA >POOA >POOA >POOA >POOA >POOA >POOA >POOA >POOA >POOA >POOA >POOA >POOA >POOA >POOA >POOA >POOA >POOA >POOA >POOA >POOA >POOA >POOA >POOA >POOA >POOA >POOA >POOA >POOA >POOA >POOA >POOA >POOA >POOA >POOA >POOA >POOA >POOA >POOA >POOA >POOA >POOA >POOA >POOA >POOA >POOA >POOA >POOA >POOA >POOA >POOA >POOA >POOA >POOA >POOA >POOA >POOA >POOA >POOA >POOA >POOA >POOA >POOA >POOA >POOA >POOA >POOA >POOA >POOA >POOA >POOA >POOA >POOA >POOA >POOA >POOA >POOA >POOA >POOA >POOA >POOA >POOA >POOA >POOA >POOA >POOA >POOA >POOA >POOA >POOA >POOA >POOA >POOA >POOA >POOA >POOA >POOA >POOA >POOA >POOA >POOA >POOA >POOA >POOA >POOA >POOA >POOA >POOA >POOA >POOA >POOA >POOA >POOA >POOA >POOA >POOA >POOA >POOA >POOA >POOA >POOA >POOA >POOA >POOA >POOA >POOA >POOA >POOA >POOA >POOA >POOA >POOA >POOA >POOA >POOA >POOA >POOA >POOA >POOA >POOA >POOA >POOA >POOA >POOA >POOA >POOA >POOA >POOA >POOA >POOA >POOA >POOA >POOA >POOA >POOA >POOA >POOA >POOA >POOA >POOA >POOA >POOA >POOA >POOA >POOA >POOA >POOA >POOA >POOA >POOA >POOA >POOA >POOA >POOA >POOA >POOA >POOA >POOA >POOA >POOA >POOA >POOA >POOA >POOA >POOA >POOA >POOA >POOA >POOA >POOA >POOA >POOA >POOA >POOA >POOA >POOA >POOA >POOA >POOA >POOA >POOA >POOA >POOA >POOA >POOA >POOA >POOA >POOA >POOA >POOA >POOA >POOA >POOA >POOA >POOA >POOA >POOA >POOA >POOA >POOA >POOA >POOA >POOA >POOA >POOA >POOA >POOA >POOA >POOA >POOA >POOA >POOA >POOA >POOA >POOA >POOA >POOA >POOA >POOA >POOA >POOA >POOA >POOA >POOA >POOA >POOA >POOA >POOA >POOA >POOA >POOA >POOA >POOA >POOA >POOA >POOA >POOA >POOA >POOA >POOA >POOA >POOA >POOA >POOA >POOA >POOA >POOA >POOA >POOA >POOA >POOA >POOA >POOA >POOA >POOA >POOA >POOA >POOA >POOA >POOA >POOA >POOA >POOA >POOA
>>144376173he had 4 tds and a 137 passer rating last week, so he probably started it last week
>>144376393No
NO REFUNDS!
TUBBYUA
Tua Tunga-my-anus
Pua just stepping into the pass rush like a retard
Wtf is Tua doing lmao
How much is Tua getting paid again?
?
Starting to think this Tua guy sucks ass
Imagine driving to this game, getting stuck in Miami traffic, dealing with nasty heat and humidity, dealing with the smelly spics, paying an arm and leg to have a beer, going to be crazy late for work tomorrow.....only to watch Tua get BTFO by Buffalo again. Sad boys
>>1443764104 2 5 1 3
> $ 2 4 0 , 0 0 0 , 0 0 0 . 00
>>144376450This, but unironically
>>144376112I don’t really watch Miami games but I was told Tua was good, wtf is this?
>>144376112Good God, help us! we're terrible
>>144376416The WR falling down clearly fucked up their 1 read play and Tua couldn't improvise lolAlso who the FUCK is "jelly roll" and where the fuck did he come from? A Chinese lab?
>coloured QB’s that can run the ball why is this a thing? Lol
>>144376410When I see women dressed like this I just want to run up to them and pull down their shirt/bra
MY EYES HAVE SEEN THE GLORY OF THE TRAMPLING AT THE ZOO
Game over
>>144376411>blows a halftime lead in the Superb Owl again
Yikes!
>ed oliver sackbills classic at this point
BAHAHAHAHAHA
>>144376460fucking 200 million kek
Being a gunslinger is risky bidness
>Dolphins endlessly shoot themselves in the foot against a top team and frustrate everyone as they fall shortTired of this episode
>>144376241ShameikBros, I thought we had something going with Hailee
>>14437646053m a year, and he got a 4 year deal, mcdaniel's retard ass got an extension too yaaaay
>>144376461Yeah I'm going to listen to a fatty with face tattoos and a negro about AI
>>144376348It's fine, more for me
I notice you guys don't have a problem with all these chicken ads having black folx in them, hmm?
>>144376354Bro got the melanation procedure so he can shout NIGGER on the field without repercussions
>>144376447T-Law fucking blows. most mid QB ever.
>>144376456who will be the bob barker of the sequel?
>>144376241Not until he breaks up with her!
Muh Analytics don't take Pooa into account.
MIA Should've listened to Marino and picked Herbert
Tua? More like POOAGet it? Because he’s fucking shit.
>Million dollar babyThis is the worst song ever created, genuinely.
Dolphins playing too damn cute perfect example is that 3rd and 1 play trying to pull a fast one handing it off to the halfback not the fullback.
>>144376369my meme was right about the afc west>>144376313
>>144376441What I've Done - Lincoln Park
>>144376488>AIslop
>>144376456Why do people keep adding an N to his name? There is no N.It’s Tua Tug-A My Anus
Nothing about these two offenses is fun to watch right now.
>>144376229Cops can't give you a ticket if you don't roll down the window. Highest IQ black
>>144376450Reach for the Skyler
>>144376313Ftfy
>>144376506I like it
>>144376481its absurd how much owners are paying through the nose for medicore qbs that have 1 decent season
where's bahamasfag get out here you shithead
>>144376506were you born in le wrong generashun?
Can’t believe the lolphins paid Tua. They’re so fucked
>>144376506Die pedo
quick someone yell at tua in a hawaiian accent or something holy fuck this game is awful kek
SHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEIT
pointing should be a flag
Refund status?
>Tua Tonguemyareola
THIS IS OVER LMAOOOOOO
hahaha oh my god
>>144376475Good morning sir!
HOLY SHIT LMAOOOOOOOO
LMAO
Aaaaannnndd he's gone. Phins look so bad.
BTFOTFO
>>144376481dolphags committing franchise suicide over tua is peak clown world
wtf happen i just took a piss!!
Bahamas weeps
GET FUCKED LOLPHINS
LOL
Dolphins bros…
Mahomes is just Josh Allen in a better situation
We Cookin' now
LAND DRAGON
LAND DRAGONANDDRAGON
F
JOEWARI DA
Yea, I think imma just run directly into the o-line
LETJAMESCOOKGO BILLS
Hey guys, you know how I’m cool? I’m gonna go listen to a non-industry plant artist like Jelly Roll. He’s so good!
PURE SEA MAMMAL RAPE>Pooa
>fins
>>144376529Me on the right
This shit is over
I’m tired Phinbros, good night , Tua just isn’t it. Buffalo is still gay
AHAHAHAHAHA
>THE CRYAMI DOLSHITS
>BahamasEat a dick
Jets will get a wildcard spot.
Lol one play touchdown, the dolphins are cooked
>>144376395I feel like they changed the recipe this year because I got a 12 pack of it and thought it didn't really taste like it used to
he's really Cookin' them huh
Ayo Cook is carving them niggas up
>dolphins in primetime
>>144376467>>144376454>>144376349unironically how are GMs so retarded to pay these above average QBs Mahomes money? None of these clowns deserve it. Smarter move seems to be stacking your team like San Fran and cycling through rookie or cheap vet QBs. Mahomes and Allen are the only QBs worth 50M/yr range
Hang it up, Lolphins.
razorcakes eating cake tonight
>>144376112WHY DOES MIAMI LOOK LIKE A FUCKING BAD COLLEGE TEAM LMAO
Someone call the cops, bills doing some reckless driving
UH OH STINKY>UH OH STINKYUH OH STINKY>UH OH STINKYUH OH STINKY>UH OH STINKYUH OH STINKY>UH OH STINKYUH OH STINKY>UH OH STINKY
lmao you gotta be fucking kidding me
apologize
>the state of florida
Just how bad are the Faguars?
oof dolphinbros how do we come back from this??
>>144376411>leading in a playoff game>sabotages it so he won't feel so nervous
>Giving a qb who hasn't proved SHIT 212.4million dollars
Kill me now finbros....
>>144376536denied
D O L P H A G SOLPHAGS
>dolphins status: Cooked
>>144376540[spoiler]I fished for that response sorry anon[/spoiler]
Jordan poyer is so fucking slow kek glad we got rid of him
Yo phillies bros, tmac is doing the radio call
its over
>the Miami lolphins
>>144376575in what universe? They're all going to the afc north and south
oh wait Jalen Ramsey just got paid too, huh
>>144376452Anything can happen in week 1. After tonight he should be the media + vegas favorite
>>144376134Based DataAnon
>>144376599yes
Is this already a blow out? Should I switch to vidya?
Bahama niglet still here?
>>144376599We may never be able to quantify it
T H R E E S C O R E SHREESCORES
Bahamafag status?
the bahamas poster is a LARPer with a VPN which is why hes fucked off
>>144376582They fear drafting a bust like Bryce and being sent to purgatory so they stick with familiar mediocrity
TUA IS A FUCK NIGGAGANG GANG
>>144376582They draft the guy, they feel the need to justify the decision, but yea, it's crazy. Especially in the case of Pooa, where he really needs top notch skill players to succeed. But now they're not going to be able to pay them.
>>144376461This guy spent time in jail for robbing his weed dealer at gunpoint, imagine being the guy who got robbed by this fat slob and now you have to see his face all over the place while he sings about being a loser junkie and everyone tells him how amazing he is
Bahamas
UHHHHHHH BAHAMASFAGGOT????????
THE PARTY IS DYING GUYS SOMEONE PLAY SOME REGGATON OR BRING OUT SHAKIRA OR SOMETHING
How did we lose to this Jagsbros??
>>144376614>AFC South>wild card
>POOPHINS
Did Josh just throw some gang signs?What the fuck
>get paid >get worseMany such cases!
>>144376620fraid so
>>144376582Cause the 49ers just got lucky. There’s not much teams can do when 3/4 of the leagues qbs are fucking ass.
>>144376556>>144376557based>>144376555and checked
>>144376597He deserved it. He was a meanie :(
>>144376500I can tell this man has a gay lisp without even hearing his voice
The bills!
>>144376317Good luck this year brother, looks like you are already playoff bound.
>it was 24-7
>>144376554That is what I have been saying this entire time. Mahomes would be ringless if he was on the Bills and Allen would be the one going for the threepeat.
>>144376625gooning to ebony throat queens
>>144376622>>144376625give him a minute he's changing the sheets in my cabana, the local women squirt a LOT
>>144376480>>144376602They used to say the same things about John MaddenKyle will get it done. Soon.
>>144376393Tua is hurts
>>144376625Raped and Gaped like his goddess Cuckua
Fucks sake
Screens should be banned from all football.
THE NEW KICKOFF RULES SUCK BALLS
>>144376633busy committing Pooacide
I LOOOOOOOVE TOUCHBACKS BROSO FUCKING KINOOOOOOOOOOOTHANK YOU GODDELL FOR GIVING ME MOOOOOOOOOOOOOORE TOUCHBACKSWHEN I SAY TOUCH YOU SAY BACKTOUCHOUCH
>>144376620What game?
This is turning into one of those early September college football games.
>>144376657jej
>soccer.>women soccer. Why do they insist on advertising these leagues no one watches?
>>144376640he looked like this, but standing up
>>144376664Screens are kino. Gain taste.
>>144376344>>#NinerEmpire4Kamala
>>144376669B A C KACK
>>144376112Tua time?????
>dolphins were favored to win this game
>>144376317>>144376266Bills are also the AFC team I cheer for as a 49er fan.
>>144376660It’s Thursday, week 2
>>144376656I do this too
>>144376597He's been terrible in Pitt/Minnesota
>>144376669i look like one of these men and i say some of these things
>>144376668
I predict the new kickoff rules wont last
>>144376676fat and retarded (you)
This game fucking SUCKS!!
>>144376134Based WMAF enjoyerAlso go Bills & Lions
doesnt matter how many yards miami gets because their caveman QB will throw it to the defenders
>>144376564Jelly Roll is country Post Malone. A fat ugly fuck with face tattoos whose songs are forgotten a week after the radios stop playing them.
>>144376665Woah woah woah anon we don't use that word around here
>>144376666there is literally no practical difference between the current rules and last seasons ones40 YARD TOUCHBACKS NAO
>>144376112Primetime’s been pretty dogshit this season so far
Miami look woeful like
>>144376554Trash Allen can't perform when there is actual shit on the line.
TY4 setting up a blowout. My oshi streams at 11.
>>144376673He should play Zelda II
>>144376660Retarded comparison. Jalen Hurts is the white Cam Newton.Josh Allen is the black Brett Favre.
>>144376582The Nanners probably piss away a would-be dynasty by overpaying Garapolo instead of signing Cousins, pissed away 3 draft picks for an injury-prone draft bust, and would be irrelevant today if they hadn't lucked into a decently competent passer with the last pick of the 2022 draft.
Do teams ever just give up at the half and rest their top players? Need Hill to just not play anymore for today.
roll4cumback
>>144376700did he died?
Post >yfw when its Drake Maye vs Josh Allen week 17 for the division crown
Bills are putting that Nash 92 on the Fins
>>144376700did he die?
almost halftime faptime
>>144376696They'll double down and make a touch back the 40 yard line too.
>>144376700>Riding a motorcycle off a ramp while lit on fireWhat was the end goal here?
TNF back to being shit. Why does the NFL still schedule this garbage?
>>144376680A screen play is a loss of yards and now sometimes interceptions now.
>>144376603why hasn't that fucking shithead been banned yet?
I came back from taking a shit and it's 24-7?? wtf did I miss?
>An anon is waiting to clown me after this game for picking the Dolphins
>>144376700Is this Hillbilly Elegy?
>>144376718We all should
>>144376735>she would booty blast my viking
>>144376700>play stupid games>win stupid prizes
>>144376741To land in the water he just overshot it
What happened to TUA TIME??
>>144376410Th...They are opening up the pass with the run, y...yeah that's it.
imagine being a fan of either of these teamsthank god i was born in boston
At least I'll get to dig into this deliciousness during halftime. This game sucks
>>144376715Wrong.>>144376716
>>144376134>389 whitecolumbians aren't white
Bros can you imagine how badly Tua's confidence must be shattered right now, I feel so bad for him
>>144376742Traditional TV networks trolling the streaming service. Top bantz ngl
Don't mind me, just dropping the GOAT snack in the thread
For me it's the jet sweep
>>144376735Women in those pants is half the reason I go to the gym
>>144376718I remember getting that game for christmas as a kid. Took me like two years to beat it.
>>144376741To land in the pond, obviouslyBro got a little throttle happy though
>>144376712They need to go back to the original rules where the team who got tuddied on has to kick off to the scoring team from their 20 yard line. Treat it like a safetyAll field goals that go out of the back of the end zone (made or missed) result in the defending team getting the ball at their 20 yard lineBoom, fixed retarded rules and made it consistent
>>144376742They get like a billion dollars a year from Amazon
Oh shit, wall-e 2
>>144376741>What was the end goal here?Do you even for the lulz?
>>144376651Bills vs Cowboys would be an amazing Owl. Too bad both teams are cursed by God in the month of January.
>>144376112>car commercial>interracial coupleName a more iconic duo
>>144376741he was supposed to land in the water but they did such a poor job of estimating where he would land that he totally overshot it
>>144376735the fact that you can see her cellulite thru her pants is unironically hot as hell
>>144376678Blackrock's DEI/ESG scores, you don't have to get money out of advertising, just please banks and they'll improve your credit rating.
>>144376764yeah
Thursday night football should be cancelled permanently. Players are not getting enough rest
>>144376742>MiamiThey bought the hype
>>144376759
>Still doubting my TunaOh no!
>>144376766Intensely fucking based
>>144376748peak pooua play
>>144376747Because if being a retard was a bannable offense this website would cease to exist
>>144376757Tua is who we thought he was. And we let him off the hook.
>>144376411I hate how he can't make a comeback.
>>144376766this is a wasabi thread
>>144376764can't be worse than ohtranny missing 50/50 and going 0-20 in the playoffs :^)
CHATIS TUA COOKED?
Fuck this game, I'm off to eat my meal
>>144376742To fleece Bezos of billions of dollars. Amazon has been very good at throwing money in the garbage the past few years.
Pooa Turntheballova
>>144376781The new american dream is to drive a hybrid crossover with your mulatto wife
>>144376241Yes and they will lose to the Lions
>>144376761This is Michelin star in miami
>>1443767133 out of 4 of the prime time games were good last week. Also tnf is not prime time. It’s usually one of the most garbage games of the week.
>>144376741>not playing with fire like a pussygrow some balls m8
>>144376766recently added some pickle to my egg salad, one of the best decisions in a while.
>>144376673The original Backyard Baseball, circa 1997
>>144376801JAMES
>>144376801>chat
I'm not gonna sugarcoat it: [spoiler]pooa~~~[/spoiler]
Who's more unlikable?>Shitspatrick>Dr. Richard Sherman, PhD
>>144376800reminder to give /mlb/ some love, the genny hardly gets any action unless theres games on
For me, it’s the peanut butter and pickles sandwich.
>>144376786>players absolutely need 6 days between games that's why this sport sucks man
Was that Charissa or did they replace her? She looks so old now.
>>144376786Cry, Floridafag
>>144376761That looks like what's about to come out of my assI gotta take a monster Tua and it's gonna be liquidy
>>144376806Sounds comfy
is this nu?
>>144376722it was only 27.5M/yr which was a steal in hindsight. Obviously the same money going to Cousins would probably win them an Owl but QB contracts are getting absurd now, Dik poopschit is getting 60M/yr
>>144376800>Guys, I'm thinking about trannies again
Holy shit take the timeouts you fucking tard
clempus mentioned
>>144376819you lose no Reddit gold for you
>>144376764It's fine. He has extensive brain damage. He'll forget about it. That's his greatest talent now.
>>144376822schizo gang got that covered
>>144376817chat is this anon real?
>>144376798Bro, a Big Lots closed by me, I bought 7 huge bags for $1.50 each. Been munchin.
>>144376822My Mets have an off-dayI'll see you guys tomorrow.
>Uh why doesn't Miami simply score now?Ok Al
>>144376823unironically sounds good
>>144376673Rome Expeditions.
Heemy
>>144376790my favorite thing about BC is thier dead hockey players
>>144376823Is this actually good?
The blonde has completed her transition to female skeletor I see
Am I the only one who thinks Mike MacDonald looks like the guy from that Grubhub commercial?
>>144376841bet
WAHT THE FUKC WAS THAT PLAY MCDANIELS YOU FUCKIN NERD!??!?
Just smashed my TV in front of my family and guests because of Tua. I hope this prissy little faggot gets fucking aids.
The Dolphins should trade for Mac Jones.
>>144376800Neither of those things will happen though, faggot
>>144376813Bro are you not putting some kind of acid in your meals? Vinegar should go in almost everything
Finbros, how are we feeling right now?
>>144376823Is that crunchy PB? You sick fuck
>>144376766Didn't know it came in that flavor, very nice
>le gimmick run play down 17 with 50 seconds leftBravo Black Man
>black head coaches
is this high school football?
What's everyone doing for halftime?
When do the REAL teams play?
>>144376843puke
>>144376850extremely overrated
I mean this team, this franchise, here’s a group of guys, here’s an organization, I mean here’s a club, here’s a unit, just a good solid football team
>>144376846Good taste anon, I'd play that instead of watching this slurper
How do we fix the Dolphins?
>>144376868I CAME TO GOON
>>144376857Are yo ublack?
What the fuck is this? Is McDaniels high?
>>144376868>tattooruined
>>144376822Sorry I'm trying not to kill myself on account of the Nats' infield defense
>>144376857Timestamp or it didn't happen
>>144376857Looks fine to me. Try hitting it from the other side to even it out.
>BOOOOOOOOOOO
>>144376823You should try peanut butter and mayo. Genuinely very good.
>>144376868Mati <3
>>144376868shitting then having a smoke. you?
>>144376832Understandable
Tua is a future backup
>>144376868eating my peanut butter and pickles sandwich
>>144376877Fire the nigger head coach and qb
Al Michaels is going to kill himself after this game. He can't take this anymore.
>>144376869sundayunday
>>144376868ufc press conference
It's insane how everyone gives Mike McDaniels a pass on his shitty playcalling just because he's the NFL's first twink head coach
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>>144376868taking my dog outside to piss and do his patrol around my house
mcdaniels need to go cry for reek more, jesus christ wtf is he doing
>>144376832hi nu
andy reid clock management right here
>>144376823Saw my grandpa eat a peanut butter, mayo and relish sandwich once. Boomer were the first slop connisuers
>>144376877kill chris grier and ross
>>144376860I'm just not the type to actually eat a pickle is all
THIS IS SOME PUSSY SHIT GET TYREEK OPEN YOU STUPID FUCK BOY
>>144376861We got this.
>>144376843Jesus. The veins in those boobas.
>>144376880He's back on the sauce
>>144376896you're now aware it's just ai michaels now
>>144376868bbws
NEW >>144375311NEW >>144375311NEW >>144375311
>>144376898>Hurr durr!
>>144376858This, but unironically. The league would instantly be put on notice.
>>144376899Tbf, the TNF schedule has been ass for years.
>>144376868Feeding my daughter's gecko that she never takes care of
>>144376843Get some sleep Stephen>captcha NJOY
>>144376913Nah, fuck off
Just shot a one over at a member-guest golf tournament today to win the low gross prize. Feels p good. Anyways this game is a joke and the Bahamas should be reclaimed by Posideon for Tua's play.
>>144376919If she was brunette she'd be so much hotter
>>144376868Is that a tumor?
NEW>>144373921NEW>>144373921NEW>>144373921
>>144376831Kirk only made 28 million/y in the contract he signed in the off season. Garapollo was a horrible signing in hindsight.
>>144376766I get the giant bag of these at Costco.
>pua???????
>>144376259>cuck>basedjak face >dolphins fanYep it all checks out
>>144376857Post hand
>>144377052>open field to run it down the left>shoots the ball into the sideline with zero pressure ????????
>>144376868Prepping dinner with the wifey. We will probably eat late, but watch the 4th quarter together.
>>144376797Luckily purdy can
>>144376868
>>144377227I'd have sex in her vagina, if you know what I am saying.
>>144377227WHO???
>>144377289coral sharon, the original petite big titty gf
new thread >>144377334new thread>>144377334new thread>>144377334
>>144376186>AB is already broke
>>144376112Shit teams