The old coconut is not looking too good
>>144378590shit teams
It's over James cook is gonna get another 100 yards and run out the clock
>>144378590
>>144379012Come on Reggie Ray get up!
unfortunate, but you gotta admit - out of everyone in the NFL, Damar Hamlin ending Tua's career is elite irony.
>[Adam Schefter] Tua reportedly vomited in the locker room multiple times. #Dolphins medical staff has approved his transfer to Jackson Memorial Hospital for further scans.
If the Bills win this game, all beautiful women (especially women of color) will forever serve the sexual desires of white men.If the Dolphins win, the same result happens.
>>144378590GANG SIGNZ
no need for this thread, they're already dead
>>144379545Such a liar
this so much this
Tua dying this season betting odds?
>>144378590That thing he did with his hands was sketch af
>>144378590>heem everyone even myselfSo true. So true.
>>144379578Your terms are acceptable
>>144379569>Nooo not that type of injury it doesn't count!!You realize you're not watching boxing right?
I have one of these, do you think it will go up in value?
>>144379263god loves us
more like tyler ass
>>144379545Holy fuck
just a bit outside
>nfl kickersnot like it matters
>>144378590what have you guys been eating for the game? wife and i didn’t wanna cook so got mcdonalds on ubereats in the first quarter
MAKE THE CALL
>>144379263>helmet brushes his arm>somehow this ragdolls his baby neck and heems himpathetic way to go out, his other concussions were due to his head snapping like that as well. Tua has no neck strength
Hire Tannehill, start Thompson while Ryan learns the schemes.
Tua's career at this point has to be finished. There is no way any medical doctor should be able to clear him.
...
>>144379631And there it is
>>144379545If true, pretty standard concision symptoms
>>144379578I want to fuck Maria Taylor and Angel Reese
It only took 6 minutes for medical professionals to determine that Tua had a concussion.What does /sp/ think they asked him during those 6 minutes?
>>144379628You’re cooked
Phinsbros it is so fucking over I hope they sign some gunslinger retard who will just memechuck it over and over because this coconut is literally not going to make it another game
>>144379578Glad you found a gimmick anon
>>144378590make the call
>>144379612>>144379636Post it on your real account coward
Would that have even cleared the bottom bar?
weird how bitchknees also sudoku'd
RIP concussion man, Damar Hamlin is a murderer, Josh Allen's pistachio farm will pay
fake mcdonalds order screenshots are boring and played out
>>144379655who hes voting for
>pro kickers
>>144379657Jameis.
>Tua suffered a traumatic brain injury on this play, no question. His right arm shows the "fencing posture" indicating loss of consciousness & is on the severe end on the #concussion spectrum. He is done for the night and must miss the next game.This nigga's career might actually be over
>>144379628Repaint the eyes so they're crossed
>>144379626It was pretty obvious getting heemed, aka knock the fuck out, was what was being discussed, anon.
allen jumping around on the dolphins bench just taunting them lmao
>>144379637I would swallow my pride, I would choke on the rhindsBut the lack thereof would leave me empty inside
>>144379655How much wood could a wood chuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?
>learns judo to master control of his body>still dives headfirst into defenders
>>144379626we are talking about heems and why zoomer QBs like Tua and Mahomes get heemed easily compared to Brady and other older QBs. How low is your IQ?
I still cannot believe Tua ran head first into Damar Hamlin's chest like he was trying to finish the job
Have you niggas seen a worse backup QB? Get used to Thompson. Tua’s out for a while
>>144379675>going 1-16 is worse than going 1-15Profound
>>144379677And he obviously said Drumpf
>>144379675
>B-Brady would never be injured!! /pol/ said so!!
>>144379655What day is it?Who is the Vice President?How many fingers am I holding up?Count backwards from 20Say the alphabet backwardsHere, look into this flashlight
>>144379703>drumpfwe all know it's you
>>144379700Thompson is fine he's had barely any time.
>>144379655"name a PS5 exclusive"
On a scale of 1 to over how over is it?
>collect 100 mil in guaranteed money>put head down and concuss yourselfShrewd
>>144379612They hated him because he told the truth
>>144379698runs into hamlins chest (attempted murder) then starts throwing gangsigns at him
McDaniel's good will is going to run out so fast and people will realize what a faggot little redditor he is
>>144379683Damar back to 1 KD
>>144379691Ninja is based af
What are you Dolphfags gonna give me for Daniel Jones?!
>>144379675Tua actively concussed is still probably better than whatever the Panthers have going on. It could be worse.
I'm buying the dip on Tua Token, who's with me bros?
Trump supporting bitch downKWAB
>>144379655He probably couldn't even answer what year it was. Like you could see him walking back his eyes were just glazed over. He had no clue what was even happening.
Why can't the dolphins score?
>>144379697How low is your IQ when you think the toughest QB in the league who just led his team to a SB victory with a bad injury two years ago gets "heemed easily"? You're not even worth my time
>>144379578Fuck youhttps://youtu.be/qIrYI5y2ZKI?si=cSEWpXAv2V-2rXqh
>>144379717fraid so
Make the call, McDaniels
>>144379710Hope so. I like the Dolphins. Mostly because of McDaniel though
thompson is completely flat-footed in the pocket
>>144379733KC buck broke them last season
Ok so you have one phone call to make if you were the Fins from office. Who gets it? >Tannehill>Rudolph>Mr. Unlimited in a trade >Mac>Flacco>McCoy>Jimmy G
Fuck man. This is unfortunately why I’m never letting my kids play this game. I love it and have spent so much of my life watching and playing, but the injuries, specifically head injuries, are so terrifying.
Time to sign Kap! He Fucking knows the offense and all he needs is the playbook!
WHAT THE FUCK
>>144379706Bill would literally put Brady on the injury list every week just to fuck with teams and make them second guess their game plans.
>>144379637That's barely enough for one person anon..
>>144379706>0 concussionszoomer bros...
>>144379697none of those queers have ever taken a hit half this hardhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WqTmz_-scYA
How do you heem yourself running into a guy? I think if I ran full speed into a brick wall I'd be okay. There's now way they let Tua play again. No chance, his brain is swiss cheese at this point
>>144379738Rather them call Fitzpatrick. He's already there right now for amazon.
>>144379655How would you feel if you didn't have breakfast this morning?
>>144379723Tua
>>144379738uh i dont feel so good bros...
>talking heads calling for Tua to retirehe's done
>>144379727KekDumb coconut should have gotten the vax
Coaches should just be allowed to surrender a game to end it early, just for situations like this. This is just pathetic.
Phins season is literally over
>>144379727
>>144379754Ah of course. Lmao
>>144379733remember last year when people said Skylar Thompson could and should be a starting QB in the NFL?
!!!!!!!!
>>144379727>bengals lost>raiders lost>now phins season is overNext is the 49ers because of Nick Bosa
>>144379753OH NO NO NO NO
>>144379707Giving me flashbacks to my DUI anon pls stop
>>144379750mac
>>144379750Tannehill 100%
>>144379753RIP
>>144379750Mac10, he has the highest upside and the season is basically over anyways.
>>144379706NFL literally changed the injury report rules because Belichick listed Brady as questionable (shoulder) for most of his career kek
>>144379578Anon, that’s just how things are already.
Make the call, Mcdaniels
>>144379753Fuck man. This looked like the only good TNF of the season and this shit happens.
>>144379757Wonder if that has anything to do with him being a pocket QB... let's give it all our best brain power
>>144379750you're not getting Rudolph. at this point he's looked better than Levis. titans would give up Levis sooner than Rudolph. they have a week 5 bye and Rudolph might be finishing the season for the Titans at that point
>>144379753F
>>144379790me on the left
>>144379750Rudolph
Anyone got a webm of the heem?
>>144379753if this is true, you will never see a bahama flag on /sp/ ever again
>>144379754the week he tore his acl was the first time in like 5 years he wasn't on the injury list
>>144379655Do Haitians eat cats?
>>144379779Crashing this field.....WITH NO SURVIVORS
>>144379773based inspector
What the fuck are you doing still feeding Achane in this situation
>Tua going to retirement home>Tyreek going to jail>McDainels going to the glory hole IT'S DOLPHOVER
>>144379738THE HORN OF TOM HAMMERHAND SHALL SOUND IN THE AFCCGONE LAST TIME
>>144379773What are you driving at? That he got under your skin?KWAB
It's over, isn't it?
>>144379772>lose a glorified game manager>season overthere are at least 5 QBs they could sign off the street who would improve them. Or trade for Wentz or some other legit backup
>>144379753NFL will be canceled after this season
NO REFUNDS
>>144379750rolling the dice with Flacco
What is the Tua dead-pool looking like
>>144379785Now I just threw up and collapsed
>>144379753>Damar Hamlin kills a man on the eve of Friday the 13th
Girls at work are flirting with me and I don’t know how to respond
>>144379750Zach Wilson
lol turn off the game and see tua get injured. I am tired of the fucking roller coaster.
>showing a tua adWHAT THE FUCK AMAZON!?
>goodell was at the game watching tua dielmao
>>144379827It's hilarious that people don't understand this.
>>144379750BIGDICKNICKHow dare you forget him so soon.
tasteless ad from paramount+
>>144379753BAH GAWD ITS THE DEAD MAN HAMLIN WITH THE STEEL CHAIR
>>144379827>Or trade for WentzWould be kino
>>144379750I say Stidham honestly
>>144379706>187 weeks injured>15 weeks missed
>>144379738He is too big a soiboi
>>144379675I just have the same feeling as when Tannehill tore his ACL in training camp after choosing to not have surgery on the partial ACL tear he had the season before.
>>144379750
OK, but who's on first?
>>144379838Tell them the truth about you being gay. They will appreciate it
>>144379800The LAD got fired bc he was too busy finding new ways to abuse to rule-book to bother finding a real offensive coordinator.
>>144379785He was just as good as Tua desu
>>144379837>>144379844its a setup bros...just happens to run into the clone of damar hamlin?c'mon wake up sheeple.
Soooo Bahama killed himself?
POLICE DELAYED THE AMBULANCE
>>144379852He retired bro, officially will retire as an Eagle on Monday night in philly.
>>144379838say "I can smell your pussy from here"
>Commercial re-enactment of medical professional evaluating Tua
>>144379852He’s retired
>did someone say number 1?Wish they would have aired this right after the concussion.Could have been the equivalent of the "chicken fried....cold beer on a Friday night!"
>>144379882Woah is this real
Alright, niagaras. I'm out. My oshi calls.
anyone have the webm of justin herbert being "tackled" by damien wilson and bowling him over
>tua commercial where he's too retarded to work fast foodLMFAO
>>144379880no but tua sure did>>144379891whopper whopper whopper whopper tier
>>144379883Should be a kino moment
>>144379838Sniff their butts to assert dominance.
>>144379750Kaep
>>144379882Mf’s on a rampage
>>144379838enjoy it because as soon as you get a real job it’s over
So another decade of dolphins irrelevance. JUST FUCKING Die already ross
>>144379753Fake
>>144379883>>144379890Retired ain't dead
>>144379753>NFL will cuck defenses even harder after this because Tua is a retard who dives head first into defenders
>>144379897Goodell driving in front like a NASCAR caution lap swerving in both lanes to not let anyone pass at 20 MPH
>>144379904HECKIN KINORINO AND SOVL! XDDDDDDDD
>>144379913>Fake
twitch viewers are dropping like sand through an hourglassit's over.it was over a while ago.
>>144378590Shit teams
anyone notice how you never see the tripfag and the bahama fag at the same time?
>>144379880rumor has it he turned off the tv to go slurp some semen
>based commentators talking about baseballHaha based
>>144379845>>144379913It's real I'm the ambulance driver
>>144379884What a Fucking insulting thing to ever say to a woman? What the Fuck!?
>Announcers literally shooting the shitI love when they're fully off script. They actually sound like people
>they give so little a fuck they start talking about baseball
>>144379945Based on what?
I would not be surprised if Andrew Luck gets in contact with Tua before the week is over to try and talk him into early retirement
CHIGAYCO GAYS AND GAYRAIG GAYOUNSELL ABSOLUTEY BURIED BY "BASED" AL MICHAELS AHAHAHHAHA
justin herbert won
>>144379957on being based
Oh the final Grand Tour is up, screw this game I'm out
>>144379915Legends never die
Multiple MDs on twitter who are neuro specialists are saying he was Fucking fencing and that indicates this is the worst type of concussion. They are pleading for his career to be over!
For me, it’s Al Michaels & Kirk Herbstreit
The Bills sent Stefon away and now they are even better....
>>144379951>>Announcers literally shooting the shitI don't think you know what "literally" means
>Tell me about the pistachios Josh
>>144379949Shit. Sorry.
>>144379951Some of the best games for commentary are blowouts or games so bad no one is scoring. They just start swapping stories until something actually happens.
>>144379950Sexyy Redd would probably just agree with you and let you hit it raw.
>>144379838Fuck I wish I was young againt.was a restaurant lead at a beach side amusement park before cancel culture
This is why I wanted him working in the pocket and not scrambling, he is just a dangerous runner with concussion history.
lol at this point the Bills don't want to get another INT because they feel bad.
>>144379979my bad. they were literally chewing the fat.
>>144379976That's what happened last time
>>144379951>>144379954Its TNF this should be expected.
>>144379751I like to think in the future mankind will get intelligent enough to develop flexible exoskeleton armor to safely play this sport
Dolphins bros, I feel bad for you the for the rest of autumn...damn
commentors were actually entertaining when they were talking about von miller's fried chicken knowledge they should go off-script more
>Elon Musk was an early draft pick What did the announcers mean by this
>>144379827Punished Carson redemption arc.
>>144379976A mother frickin fencerooni?!
>>144379993lel what do you think you can be "canceled" from doing?
>>144380009Al what shitting on the quality of games last year, about how they never get any good ones
>>144379979Shooting the shit is a figure of speech, but that doesn't mean it's a figurative expression which literally changes the definition of. You should learn the difference
>>14438001530+ years and each year since flores' firing i wonder what the fuck I'm doing
Make the call, Miami
>>144379979Ok. The announcers in the booth are now just having a conversation that is off-topic to the football game they should be talking about. Better?
Welcome to Miami
MITCHIE INBOUNDTHIS IS NOT A DRILL
>>144380028rape
>>144379753fake
>>144380038Smokin' Jay is too busy drinking bush and crushin' puss to play again.
>>144378590Cooked fishBums
>>144380038Do all the Browns players wear their birth year on their jersey?
Trubros... were so back
This is feeling like a cursed season already
mitchie moment
Why don't the Dolphins just try winning?
The last two NFL games were such blowouts the starters sat out at the end.
>>144380038Colts are gonna need him in 3 weeks when Richardson gets knocked out for the year
Jets fan here but I'm gutted. I've had a concussion before and it's the worst. I hope Tua is okay.
>>144380053wait that's Joe Flacco, don't mind me I'm drunk as shit
Tua needs to retire before he dies
>>144380065why does Damar Hamlin keeps getting hit in the chest?
>>144380037I'm not even trolling, I wanted to see them unlock what could be. It sucks man. Still a ton of talent on the team but it just has to feel absolutely deflating
>>144380073Nah, fuck him. He ruined my parlay.
>Thank god AI told me how to feed my kidsDo single dads really?
whats jay cutler up to these days?
ALL DAY LIKE
>>144380065Yeah, Why Not Be A Winner
>>144379962>Look man, you're already a multimillionaire in your mid 20's. Call and quits and enjoy life while you still have working joints and fine motor control.
>>144380072this. same w browning
>>144380083McDaniel and Tua have been worse than gase and his retardation.
This is Bahamafag's fault. He put a juju hex on Tua.
>>144380085>m-muh heckin bettorinos
Bro they are talking about his family surrounding him...it's over for real
Tua just wants to die doing what he loves. Who are we to stand in his way?
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA>THEY'VE BEEN KILLING THEM
>>144380103I've tried to tell that motherfucker for 4 seasons now he's a curse. He does it on purpose I swear.
Bahamas bro...you alright man?https://streamable.com/rjy14o
>>144380101nah that's you
>loved ones surrounding himits ogre
>>144380115Damar stood in his way.
so bitch knees was a closet tua slurper all along
>>144380109I mean it was a fuckling gnarly hit, but yeah it feels like it's over
Is this the end of bahamafag? there can't be any coming back from this right?
>We are told he can move>No talk of his mental capabilitiesUh oh
>>144380092Luck was smart enough to realize he doesn't need football. Tua was trying to convince himself that he is tough enough to come back and keep playing at the cost of not being able to put on socks or remember his name or address in 15 years.
TOTAL CUBAN DEATH
>>144380132
Damn the fins are shit
>>144380126
Wordfilter KWAB when?
>>144380140fraid so. fraid not
>all his family with himIf they love him, they'll convince him to hang them up
grim
>>144380126KWAB
How was Damar Hamlin cleared to come back to football!? That socker player that his heart stopped he was forced to retire because nobody would ever clear him!
I just looked at the hit. Tua was starting to throw up gang signs again.....I think his career is officially done
>>144380143>hes awake and alert
>>144380138His dumb fucking ass decided it'd be smart to make first contact with his head.
>>144380073>it's the worstwhat's it feel like?
>>144380166His dad beat him with a belt when he didn't throw right, he's probably in the locker room calling him a pussy
>>144380173I could say the same thing about a goldfish
>>144380161worked bitch
>>144380126he's not wrong though, grier has fucked around for *8* YEARS and not fixed key problems with the phins.
>>144380092that's his 4th? concussion in 2 years. His brain is probably already scrambled beyond repair. May as well die on the field so his family can make sure to secure the bag. Another shit Thursday game in the books.>>144380171That guy is still playing. Wdym.
>>144380173>awake and alert>acts like frosty the snowman as soon as he gets the hat >yep, everything is fine, on to Seattle
>>144380169he needs to go on the adam friedland show
>>144380171He spent a year playing less than 20 minutes of football and going around to CPR centers giving speeches and being used as a token to preach safety in the NFLOf course they cleared him to go back, it would completely nullify the "Look guys, football is still safe!" that they had him do for them
>>144380161Get over it Kevin
>>144380161ngmi
>>144380171Its a clone. Damar hamlin died.
>>144380171He got CPR before he got any suffered any meaningful brain damage and it was a more of a freak accident than any chronic condition Hamlin has.
>Pats sucks>Jets suck>Phins suckCongrats on winning the AFCE in week 2 Buffalo
>>144380198Soder could hook them up
>>144380151This. So much this
>>144380199>>144380171You now remember Sean Mcdermont calling his Disney movie trick play to Hamlin that completely failed and lost them the Chiefs game
>>144380226that's what I'm saying, Adam should get Soder to get Mcdaniels on the show.
>>144380171soccer is a fag sport
>>144380210ahahahahaha
>>144380166His wife gonna tell him to stop being a pussy and get that bread.
>>144380224Pats are 1-0, dumbass
Tua knows he can slide right?
>>144380248His dad will 100% beat him this week.
>>144380259Not anymore.
>>144380194>that's his 4th? concussion in 2 years.His 4th MAJOR concusion in 2 years. Most football players are suspected to suffer low-grade concussions every game.
>>144380244True, but not as faggy as you.
>>144380259he was trying to kill hamlin
>>144380259not anymore
>>144380259Probably forgot due to brain damage
>>144380255>14 points against the panthers lol
>>144379926Is this achievable natty?
>>144380280the panthers lost by 37 and played the saints
I can appreciate the bills. They get a lot of snow up there and I love me a good blizzard game. If they don’t fucking delay it that is
>NFL knew this was going to happen which is why they scheduled it for prime timeI'm starting to think Tua is made to be some sort of ritual sacrifice for some unknown higher power.
>>144380303yeah that’s because my saints are elite. just watch them dismantle Dallas this week
>>144380351he ran full on into the clone of damar hamlin while goodell watched.
>GB and Miami both having their seasons end in September
>>144380332Bro, fans go in and scoop the snow off the seats to watch the game lmao
at least Tua was having a good game when he got forced into retirement
>>144380373Yeah I know. I remember that pic
>>144380360>clone of damar hamlin>implying that wasn't tulpa damar instead
>>144380392kwab
Well that was definitely a Thursday Night Football game.
>>144379762hearty kek
>>144380259Yeah, right into concussion protocol
>>144380351>for some unknown higher power.Hamlin escaped death by offering Tuas soul
Is Tua going to be even crazier than Antonio Brown in the future?
>>144380406kek tulpa damar is fucking killing me
Hawk TUA
>>144380483Chris Benoit
>>144379750really not much out there besides tannehill. guys like wilson, heinicke, wentz, rudolph just aren't available until the tank is on for teams. you could probably get jones or cousins if you can figure out the cap lol.
>>144380540a concussed tua is still better than a healthy danny dogshit
>>144380540Pick up Pickett from Philly for peanuts
Bills fans may keep eating cakes filled with razor blades but dolphins fags just flat out eat razor blades and get confused why it hurts
>>144380332
>>144380483The sliding CTE scale of Antonio Brown, Dave Mirra, and Chris Benoit
>>144379733You want the real answer?>QB can't read defenses because his brain is smooth as glass at this point>entire offense is based on le run fast guys and timing based plays to the first read>opponents figured this out and are just playing man with 2 safeties up top>jamming the receivers at line fucks up the timings and Mr. Smoothbrain can't figure out what to do after the first read doesn't workDoesn't help that the line isn't great.
