NO NOT AGAIN Sub EditionSeptember 12, 2024 Dolphins QB Tua might have Turndaballova for the last timeSteelers QB Russell Wilson 'getting closer and closer' to returnCommanders CB Emmanuel Forbes to undergo surgeryJets C Connor McGovern delays retirement to 'be part of something special'Bengals CB Cam Taylor-Britt unimpressed by Chiefs WR Xavier Worthy: 'He can run straight'Bengals made record-setting offer to Ja'Marr ChaseTrevor Lawrence: 'Gamer' WR Brian Thomas Jr. 'doesn't seem like a rookie at all'Woman suing Browns' Deshaun Watson to meet NFL; lawyer teases videoQB Malik Willis prepping 'in overdrive' to answer the bell Sunday for PackersJags put CB Tyson Campbell on IR due to hamstring injuryDolphins optimistic De'Von Achane can play on TNF, Mostert injury not longtermMarvin Harrison Jr. frustrated in one-catch NFL debut'Embarrassing': Turf trouble haunts NFL at home and abroadGo Rams!Thread Theme:https://youtu.be/qGyhZ5ZW3Po?si=AlMmcdwJ0zXhUICZ
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HEY TUA
congrats to Tua
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There's no way Tua plays again. It's another major concussion and he's so fucking stupid he'll just get another one this season if he keeps playing. Plus he sucks. They were already getting their ass kicked before it happened
where do they go from here? they've gotta be looking at the 2025 draft qbs, right?
>>144381490Imagine the sloppy post-game locker room sex.
Fuck these lazy fucking retards.
>>144381480>These are the people who say "anybody but the Chiefs" Fucking kek
>>144381495Kenny Pickett you are a Miami Dolphin!
>>144381465So is it tank time Finsissies?
0-17
>>144381495They'll be okay. I bet they'll still finish ahead of the Jets and Patriots.
bros… it’s almost friday the 13th. pray for tua…. He might not make it
>>144381495Find someone who can find the best OL and draft Will Campbell. This team won't go anywhere till they fix that. It'll be the same old shit otherwise. With how the team is set up, you can get a game manager QB and be fine.
>>144381513already is here in the east
>>144381506MIAMI PLEASE FUCKING TAKE HIM WE'LL ONLY ASK FOR A 2ND ROUND PICK
>>144381499;)
>>144381513He caint turndaballova? ;--;
>>144381501I'm already fucking Temujin.
You know after seeing pic related tonight I really think Josh Allens got a bit of John Elway in him. Wild the broncos didn't try for Allen.
The chiefs are going to get Tyreek Hill back
>>144381506Genuinely they should take Stidham from the Broncos if he's available. The guy is so thirsty to be a starter.
>>144381522why would you expect the Broncos to make good decisions?
>>144381529Because they drafted MUH FUGEN BIX NOOD
Wish the Hawaiian coon had died, fucking retard. Imagine being guaranteed 160 million fucking dollars and you still want brain damage, please just fucking die you fucking retard. I live in hell everyday and this sub 60 iq faggot is killing himself for no reason instead of buying his own island off the coast of Croatia and living like a fucking king for the rest of this life.
Tannehills return to Miami would be distilled kinography.
Pretty mind-blowing how the league revolves around QBs yet doesn't understand what makes a great NFL QB at all. It's a pretty linear path and the retards refuse to figure it outA league that revolves around a thrower filled with people that make decisions that never threw for their paychecks
>>144381525The Chiefs are way too over cap for his contract.
I'm pushign 30 (balding 5'8" kissless virgin) and I have no memories of the Dolphins winning a playoff game
>>144381533Hey, man. Cool it.
All ships in the Bahamas will be flying the flag at half mast in honour of GrandMakai’s suicide.
Anybody but the Chiefs
>>144381522Especially playing down the road understanding gale force winds were why Allen had to throw the way you do in Laramie. You can't throw the way the dumb faggots think you have to throw in Laramie and not have all your throws die like Tua balloons
>>144381495Insiders report they are smitten with Georgia QB Carson Beck, who is from Florida, is a former Florida Mr Football and a former state champ (Florida)
On the bright side, I guess it got people to forget 3 turnovers
I'm worried about Bahamabro. He was my server at a bar in Nassau and after the Tua heem he left without giving me my Mai Thai and never returned
>>144381560he was eaten by cats
>>144381555He also has the same "always tired" look that McDaniel has
Don't let Tua getting heemed distract you from the fact that his noodle arm was too weak to the throw the ball away resulting in a floating duck taken for an easy pick 6
>>144381572
>>144381572I blame his father forcing him to be a lefty.
you now remember that the dolphins were actually favored to winbetfags are mentally ill
>>144381495You could win the Super Bowl THIS YEARBut I think you need to trade 3 1sts, 3 2nds and 3 3rds to the 49ers for Josh Dobbs to make that happen.
Happy Friday the 13th to the Eastern Half of the US (central and eastern timezones)
Bills are going to get the three peat of September Champs again, aren't they?
>>144381576I’m 85% sure that I could do better than this lel
>>144381560He'll be fine. No one ever killed themselves over football.... r-right?
Goodell really missed out on an absolutely kino moment of Hamlin dying from getting hit in the chest again while Pooa is convulsing next to him on the ground
Cute!
>>144381538At this point the dolphins would trade him for draft picks and eat some contract money. It's obvious they aren't doing shit this year or next year. Time to stack draft picks and admit defeat
>>144381594Still kino all things considered since it was Hamlin of all people who ended Pooa's career.
>>144381576Lock for KWABOTW
>pooa concussed by demar hamlins clonememe magic is real
>>144381592>nobody has killed themselves over footballCTE would like to disagree
>>144381531That pic >Drafted by Broncos>His hope and optimism gone
it’s not funny that tua got a concussion. it’s funny that he gets concussion after concussion after concussion and can’t do anything about it
So when is he coming to save the doffins?
>>144381597>the redditor is scared of the Native American theme lel
>>144381610>Teenage robot creator anniversary yesterdayIs that why your posting jenny instead of daganronpa these last couple days babe?
>Cakes destroying them all game>extreme garbage time >decide to tank into a defender instead of sliding This is so fucking dumb.
/nfl/ will simultaneously act like tua is a dogshit qb and then say in the same breath that the dolphins’ season is over because they lost their “dogshit, noodle armed coconut” who is apparently irreplaceable even though he’s “awful”. If “pooa” is just a waddle and hill babby, then wouldn’t he be pretty easy to replace? the cognitive dissonance is insane.
>>144381618He could retire.
>>144381615As an unironic Oregon fan Bo Nix is probably just happy to live in a more purple state than the liberal hellhole that Oregon became.
>>144381525Chiefs don't need that selfish bum
>>144381619He was supposed to save them three years ago but that faggot Flores had to be a fucking snitch about it
>>144381597Want to meet up and have fun naked with our butt plug tails in?
>>144381627yeah you’re right guess he’s just pure dogshit
>>144381580Dolphins are only good sometimes against decent teams they never play. They get run out of the house once anyone with a pulse has a book on them and knows their gimmicks, which is why they're owned by their good divisional rival. Only time they beat decent teams are NFC teams thatve never seen them
>>144381639No?
>>144381637can we get xavier worhty back and a first rounder?
>>144381518it's too bad chase was a half-assing bum or else he may have stayed on the roster
>>144381576>paying pooah and dak poopscoot 1 billion>just keep bringing in qbs until you find a purdy tier guyHe's Average at best with severe CTE miami deserve to not win a playoff game for another 20 years.
>>144381627donny is good enough to deal to them and blow past shitters, backup fodder is not. against good teams it makes no difference
>>144381627Based retard. Tua may be shit but your retarded FO thinks he's so good they even bothered pursuing an NFL backup
>>144381622Nah the redditor constantly uses native American themes with it. Arrowheads and headdresses. I imagine he just wanted to juxtapose the Cincinnati kittens to the KC wolves
>>144381642The league also banned the pre-snap motion that they abused last season too.
>>144381652I hope your team hires adam gase.
>>144381629He SHOULD retire for his own sake. He had a decent run.
>>144381627Tua wasn't top 10 good but he was good enough to run the Dolphins offense. And Mike McDaniel is pretty good at designing an offense so when everything was running as designed for the Dolphins, they looked unstoppable. But Tua did not elevate the offense in anyway. That's why the Dolphins crumbled at the first sign of any resistance when they couldn't just run their stuff on auto-pilot.The reason everyone thinks this tanks their season is that whoever their backup is hasn't proven that he can run the offense like Tua did. That doesn't mean Tua was especially great, he just met the minimum requirements for the system to run smoothly.
make the call miami
>>144381660he really didn't other than stats.
Josh Allen walks up to your GF, slaps her ass.and when you turn around he's making this face at you. Wwyd.
>>144381627part of the problem is all the good backup QB's won't be easily parted. Colts know Richardson will get hurt again and rams aren't giving up jimmy g. Stidham could probably do it. He's probably the best QB on Denver's roster but bix nood beating scrubs in preseason made him the starter.
>>144381662Thompson legitimately has never been given any time to develop or reps etc.The dude gets thrown into big pressure game other than the preseason shit he's played in. Unlike Tua he can stand up and not die so thats an improvement right there.
>>144381627Their season is over because the Miami retards didn't have a back-up contingency plan for a QB who has a history of being concussion prone. Fans realize this, which is why they're begging for Mac Jones KEK
Tua's butthole is currently getting pumped full of globs of Vitamin C, nuts and Fatty Fish
>>144381667I dont have a GF I have a wifeCheckmate atheists
>>144381667there aren't any black people in my area though so why would josh be there?
>>144381662Idk tannehill has proved as much on the titans as Tua has on the dolphins Dolphin fans however are very familiar with tannehill.
>>144381522The Broncos were super into Josh Allen. However they picked Bradley Chubb liked a bunch of tards and Belicheat was looking to draft him in the high 20s that's why Beane went all in.
>>144381667I'm Black so this corny bitch would never try that shit with me.
>>144381627He's mid, which is dogshit relatively speaking when compared to actual elite QBs. Obviously he's better than a backup. Dolphins season wasn't winning shit with Tua anyway. They've been exposed time and again vs the big dogs in the AFC
>>144381639Yes~!
>>144381682Based
Bradley chubb for gardner minshew who says no
>>144381465New conspiracy theory just dropped!Bountygate was a coverup of the Saints coaching staff being addicted to pain killers and stealing them and selling them.https://youtu.be/PmQKw62VgcY?si=0teLHU2qUSSJ0384
>>144381680>tannehill gets beat to shit worse than tua and pisses blood for the team behind an even worse line for a coach that hates himI wonder if years of being beat to near death hurt his progress.
>>144381627he was playing beyond poorly before the hit today even if you take out the INTs which were atrociousthree deep threats on the same team tyreek waddle anderson two of them bonafide stars and yet can't throw a ball further than 15 yds, always a short throw and then YAC or weird little pop handoffand don't even get me started on the ridiculous amount of motion every play pre snap, literally every play, closest thing i've seen to this is when mcvay had to run fake jet sweep motions every play cause goff was that bad, this is somehow worse
>>144381688swiper no swiping
>>144381668Maybe your retarded FO should have addressed this in the offseason. Kenny Pickett and Justin Fields went for nothing. Why the fuck would you pay non-NFL players to take up NFL roster space. Retarded.
>>144381662tua is actively holding them back when you have tyreek and waddle on the same team and you turn them into YAC machines cause your QB can't throw 20 yards in the airi've seen the same thing with goff and mcvay
>>144381694Sean Peyton stole the pain killers from the team doctor.And the commanders covered up and lied about sewage spilling on the fans from a leaky pipe.
>>144381697I'm not a miami fan you fucking retarded nigger are you dunk on jenkem coon
>>144381700ok swiper bro
>left handed black qbs
Is it just me or did every AFC team not named the bills and Chiefs look fraudulent this year.
Miami survivors of Tua share a story of hope and healing
>>144381716This team has done nothing of merit in my entire duration of watching them. Yay
>>144381715The Bills almost lost to the Cardinals one game ago
Rest well, Tua.Maybe next year.
If Mahomes beats the Bengals next week he's locked in for another MVP. Other potential MVP candidate is baker Mayfield but that'd require his dominance of the AFCS reach so far that he gets the first seed by default in the NFC.
>>144381715Chiefs won by 1 fucking toe they are the most fraudulent of the winners by far
>>144381729He's done. If he doesn't retire when he dies on field the NFL would be fucked. They are making him retire.
>>144381699The Dolphins are holding themselves back. Waddle + Hill is redundant and both will get jammed in the playoffs. The Dolphins need to get rid of one or the other. They need a complementary WR not two of the same one-trick pony
>>144381715The Bills and the Chiefs both look like they're struggling. The Dolphins are just that bad.
>>144381692mcvay was trying to alleviate heat off his crippled dogshit line because goof is useless under pressure. with the dolphins it's just create chaos and hope the defense gets lost. non-shit defenses just make them waste effort doing it
>>144381732Wow, beating the Bungles. What an accomplishment.
concussions are such a modern issue
>>144381733That isn't fraudulent. The Chiefs defense got enough pressure on lameme so he had to meme chuck it too high down the middle of the endzone. Wasn't a catch, out of bounds is not in bounds.
>>144381732I thought it would be Love this year but obviously not anymore. Now it will be between Mahomes and Purdy. With his revamped offense I agree Mahomes should be the favorite
>>144381725you say this as if the cardinals are some bottom feeding shitters like the giants or panthers and not the team that assraped the cowboys and eagles last year they aren’t bad.
>>144381744They won on a fucking technicality because the receiver was 1 toe away from breaking the plane and tying the game up retard
Tua is so dogshit man. I'm glad the Dolphins are going to be a joke again because putting their faith into such a shit QB even barring the injury concerns makes them deserving of it.
Alright, give me your hot takes. No shit posting, things you actually believe.
>>144381736The Chiefs look like they're struggling? They got up 20-10 against the second best team in the league while testing out their rookie, then went super vanilla and closed the playbook, didn't even play their other new toys like Hollywood Brown, Steele and Perine, and still won when the Ravens were throwing everything they had at them. Every year with you people
>>144381756Mahomes is next.
>>144381756Mahomo is next on the chopping block
Is it too late for Bahamasfag?September is National Suicide Prevention Awareness Month
>>144381765genuinely hope he did it
>>144381761>>144381764imagine the nuclear annihilation level of butthurt if the bungles kill mahomes
>>144381746Depends on if the 49ers get the 1st seed. Mark my words when I say Baker Mayfield will be headlining the MVP race as the 49ers and Buccaneers go neck to neck in wins.
>>144381761>>144381764>40 secondsImpressive. Very nice.
>>144381756Herbie :)
>>144381772That'd be a crazy comeback story for Baker if he won MVP. I hope it happens
>>144381767>I hope someone commits suicide because he was mean on 4chan I seriously hope you guys don’t actually mean this.
>>144381764>>144381761>T. Starred in this TikTok>>144381480
>>144381744it depends on how high you rate the ravens, if they're ass then the chiefs are frauds since lamar choked away that game twice
>>144381756Bengals win the Super Bowl this year, Mahomes and the Chiefs are weak as fuck and Lameme will shit himself in the playoffs as usualReally the only team in the NFC to be scared of is the 49ers and they'll be fucked up by injuries but still eke out a win over the Lions before crumbling in the Super Bowl
Miami fans:"I look in the mirror and if I'm going to label myself with a 'V'. It's not going to be a victim, it's a victor"
I'd have more respect for Bahamasfag if he just bandwagoned a winning team. Dolphins will never be anything but shit and he just keeps embarrassing himself by shilling >Pooa
i thought the concussion was the reason dolphins lost but that was very late and already being btfo
>>144381733Lamar wouldn't have made the 2 point conversion anyway.
>>144381756Eagles, Packers and Rams are all going to miss the playoffs.
>>144381756Broncos at least make the playoffs
>>144381785This is unironically Mahomes strongest team in Mahomes strongest form.
>>144381735they should unironically give him a call
>>144381780>mean
>>144381785You can tell this is a Bengals fan because of the fact he picked the 49ers to lose to them in the Superbowl.
>>144381785you're not making playoffs and joe burrow won't play for more than 12 games this season
>>144381792I'll believe it when I see that Carrot Top nigger raising up the Lombardi for a 3peat, until otherwise I truely think he won't have enough to get past the Bengals
josh allen only had 140yds with his team scoring 31 points wtf
>get past the Bengalslol
>>144381785>Bungles lmao
>>144381756…. Phins make the playoffs…. And win at least one game
>>144381531i don't trust the qb instincts of an acne picker
Do the Dolphins deserve him?
>>144381805A pick 6, two more INTs and a turnover on downs all in Bill's territory
>tfw my QB can count to 10 and remember his name because he doesn't have permanent brain damage Dolshits on suicide watch
>>144381805hard to put up yards when you start every drive on your opponent's 30yd line
>>144381803They stole the Bengals best 3rd down target in perine, their WR the biggest issue of the last year is stacked now, and the only thing that can be considered a real downgrade is losing Sneed, but spags is always next man up and understands what he needs to do to get a defense to over perform in playoffs.
>>144381780"I want people to know this, if they don't remember anything else. I see you, and I hear you. And I pray with all of my being, that you don't end it. If you attempt to end it, I just hope and pray that it's only labeled an attempt,"
>>144381805The Bills took what was given and quit playing offense once Tua got knocked out at the end of the 3rd quarter
>>144381541I turned 30 last week (I'm 6'3 and not a virgin). Am I going to bald too
Why are the Bills the bringers of death now?
I remember when Keyshawn Johnson predicted the Dolphins would lose 42-17. Dolphins fans lost their shit only to watch their garbage team lose 56-19 instead
>>144381805he didn’t need to do anything with tua throwing 3 picks and the shitphins completely unable to stop the run
>>144381813>started getting acne at 12>constantly picked at myself>still get random zits at 35>still pick at them >have never had acne scarringI don't understand.
>>144381715Cant be fraudulent if my team is rebuilding
>>144381829Adrenochrome is a helluva drug. Damar Hamlin is the grim reaper now after they gave him that voodoo juice when he had the vax attack
>>144381733That and 15 unwarranted illegal formation calls
Seriously idgi this was Elway 2.0 and the broncos just didn't go for it? I don't get it. Who the fuck stopped them. Look at his majestic long face
For any faggot shit talking Tua and making fun of a serious injury, open invitation to meet me outside the guitar hotel at the Hard rock casino if you want your fucking ass kicked by a Cuban BVLL
>>144381783didnt la meme have like 3 shitty throws that couldve tied the game?
>>144381805Miami's offense and Tua imploded. See: Bears/Titans week 1
Dolphcucks will tank for Carson Beck and be shit for another 10 years. Let's also not forget the cap hit from the Retard's contract this summer. McCuckiel will get fired too. Kino. The cherry will be Tyreke becoming a convicted felon
>>144381845kek
>>144381501reminder
>>144381845
>>144381845As an epileptic person who has seized and bounced his head off concrete more times than I can count and never gotten a concussion, it baffles me Tua is so brittle
>>144381805>statswho cares?
>>144381845Hey beaner come up to Boston I'll heem your manlet ass into the next dimension like Tua's scrambled egg brains. Then I'll call ICE and get your family deported spic
>>144381845Haven't you done enough with what you did to tyreek?
>>144381856Im trying to understand the betting market for passing yards
>>144381845I’ll be there in 30 minutes
So do the Dolphins still have to pay Tua if he retires by injury?
>>144381854fuck this guy sucks so badheated jsut thinking about it again. every time i root for the dolphins they get bootyblasted cause of this trash bum ass qb
>>144381465Mark my words: Falcons will dominate the eagles on Monday.Cousins will throw 30/30.
>>144381856>box scorers >knowing anything Pick 1.
>>144381853Denver being good is good for the league
>>144381872Yeah 30 TDs and 30 picks for the season
>>144381843>comparing this chuddie to GOATway
If the dolphins were even close to competitive this year then why were they down 31-10 when Tua got heemed....again
>>144381854NOODLE
Breaking. Bahamasfag in critical condition after suicide attempt
>>144381869They have to pay him more money than most of us will ever make in our lifetimes, yes. He could comfortably retire for the rest of his life right now.
>>144381882Why did Retardua dive helmet first into someone's knee after he had the first day and open field to probably slide longer than his brain damage hit
>>144381865any line over 255 you bet the under tua line was 270.5 easiest under I've ever bet, he was never sniffing it even if he played the whole game
My Bengals will win on Sunday and prove you wrong. Just watch. I want you to screencap this. Chiefs ain't shit.
>>144381887I meant how does the salary cap work. Do they still owe all the guaranteed money regardless? But yeah he'll be a rich vegetable for sure
>dude I’m so glad a qb with cherished friends, an faithful wife, kids, and loving parents and brother is now a vegetable. making tua’s offspring essentially fatherless and ruining their lives is LE KINO because it btfo some retard from Trinidad and Tobago. not having empathy for others is based, billions must di- NOOO YOU CAN’T JUST PUNCH ME IN THE FACE FOR BEING A HORRIBLE PERSON *dies from one punch*
>>144381874tbf, even though denver didn't win much, they literally buck broke everyone. now the bronkuks just don't win shit
>>144381871Hey man, show some respect. We're in mourning over Tua here.
>>144381874Hell, the Raiders and Chargers being good is good for the league. This Pats pt2 bullshit is fucking annoying. I hate seeing the same teams in the Owl every season.
>>144381875Shut your whore mouth skibidi
>>144381805Caleb only had 100 with the Bears scoring 24, era of the urban mobile qb
>dude I’m so glad a qb with cherished friends, an faithful wife, kids, and loving parents and brother is now a vegetable. making tua’s offspring essentially fatherless and ruining their lives is LE KINO because it btfo some retard from Trinidad and Tobago. not having empathy for others is based, billions must die
>>144381898GOOOOOOD MORNING SIR
i didnt know concussions were an accumulate thing but everyone is saying he should retire then it must be bad
>>144381898>nooooo you have to feel bad for the retarded vegetable who willfully got himself injured because you just do okay!?I spit on his grave
>>144381898go back
>>144381860Don't need to go all the way up to your shithole to kick a piece of Boston trashes ass because you pasty failed potato farmer paddy ass scumbags can't wait to leave and come flood into my state stinking it up with your fat ugly wives
>>144381785>Bengals win the Super Bowl this yearYeah, you're a fucking moron. Burrow is going to get wrecked by the Browns/Ravens/Steelers defenses this season.
>>144381901Not my fault other teams have shitty owners and a shitty front office. The sooner teams stop gambling on drafting Mahomes 2.0 the better
The mutt is a Reidbabby through and through I cannot wait for this fat fuck to retire.
>>144381914We only fly down to your shithole to be in the sun and pollute your state. Then we go back up north to civilization
>>144381898
>>144381915Browns couldn't stop Dick Poopchute, Ravens have no pass defense, and Steelers can't even score touchdowns. WHO THE FUCK IS STOPPING US?
>>144381853Reminder, this was from 2018 and it has never changed
Honestly brain damaged Tua is still better than Deshaun Watson
>>144381908One concussion on live tv where I seized up after a hit would make me rethink my career. Tua has had it happen what, 4 times?
>>144381908Yes, brain damage gets worse with each injury due to the special nature of brain cells. If tua comes back, he MUST wear that stupid looking hat on top or the nfl will be massively exposed.
>>144381854This pass doesn't even make sense
Tua can retire and be a rapper with all the gang signs he learned
>>144381465Sucks to suck Bahama nigger
>>144381941Based CanaCHAD
its over
Why don’t you brave faggots print out your cruel posts and show them to Tua Tagovailoa and his family? Oh wait because you’re all cowardly incels who are all talk and no action when push comes to shove. You would be quaking in his presence with your printed out posts, unwilling to move a muscle lest he observe you and be drawn to your hateful rhetoric and poor posture and disposition.
>>144381941>leaf>having opinions
>>144381938NFL probably wouldn't want him anyway. Imagine the media shitstorm
>>144381908Tua is smaller than every player on defense in the NFL and gets concussed on very average tackles. He's just not built for the NFL.
>>144381900Yeah man 93 million dollars guaranteed if he retires right now ohhhhhhhh noooooooooooooooooooooooo how will he ever cope and survive…
>>144381926He pulled a Levis?
Remember Dolphinbros, World Suicide Prevention Day was this week
>>144381946Kys
>>144381939Normally you'd just call is miscommunication but with Tua and his damaged brain something seems way off.
As a jets fan, my heart goes out to any fins fan who also gave their condolences last year for aaron. Otherwise you can eat the fattest of dicks, karma's a bitch.
>>144381905>Essex in MY /nfl/
>>144381953Fuck you, man...just....fuck you...
>>144381927>WHO THE FUCK IS STOPPING US?Can your faggot QB even last a whole season with his bum knee and wrist?
>>144381960Pats fan here. I laughed at both you. Division jobbers
At least he has a career in the media waiting for him
>>144381944>>144381948the duality of the hamburger
>>144381949Probably a very tense negotiation going on between the suits at Goodell's office and Miami's.
>>144381927The Patriots already did, and they didn't even have their QB prospect starting lol
dont let pooa getting his brains scrambled (again) distract you from the fact that this retard is about to get demolished 50-0 in the home opener against the ravens
>>144381968>Man living in Florida was lit nigga, we be savin all dat money in taxes you feel me Tua?>blauuuuuurghhhhh *shits pants*
>>144381967Belicjcheek did more than Brady and Brady is a defense babby who played 3/4th of his career with a top 10 defense. A QB who brings a HoF tier WR and TE along with him to a stacked roster that is yet again a top 10 defense winning a 7th outside of new england doesn't change that. The Patriots made Brady not the other way around.
Signing Tua knowing they could get out of it scot free the next time he got concussed was a pretty slick move 2bh.
>>144381972i wonder whats taylor swift opinion on this
Tua Tagovailoa has now suffered 4 concussions since 9/25/24I would assume he and his family have serious conversations about retirement.He had strongly contemplated it after his last one
>>144381975Temujin is going to take out her anger on Youngbitch's bussy with her strapon again :(
>>144381977>be retired>still wear pants Never gonna make it.
>>144381927You weren’t even capable of besting the Pasts, lil bro.
>>144381987This nigga getting 4 concussions in the future? Lol
>>144381987This recent concussion was pretty serious, too.
>unironic soiposting outside of /pol/I hope you don't do this.
>>144381987?????
>>144381960based sympathetic jets fan
>>144381987>4 conclusions in the next 2 weeksImpressive.
I hope every Cuban committed mass suicide after that game. Fucking Cubans
>>144381977Good thing Florida has tons of assisted living places, theybshould send to one where all the old people bang, fight and do coke.
everyone in this thread has CTE
>>144381742athletes run faster now and the rise of equipment and fall of practice means less fundamentals
>>144381985Would be a fun question, but I assume people would not want her asked that since she hasnt played the game.
Is Tua from Hawaii? Why don't they call up Stitch to use alien technology to give him new brain cells? I saw it happen on Disney
>>144382009bungles fans definitely do
It Looms.
Dolphins coulda just drafted Justin Herbert and won a super bowl but no.
>>144382018I would rather watch paint dry
>>144382018It's rare we get a match up this shitty.
>>144382017its crazy that this gelly soft thing is controlling our bodies
>>144382018I'm gonna goon to this.
>>144382029>jets giants last yearYou could skip the entire game till like 3 minutes left of the 4th quarter.
>>144381898kill em with rudeness i always say
>>144382031Not Tua's lol
>>144381941I’ve lost liters of sperm to this hot piece of ass.
>>144382019>but muh Bama QBs
STOP MAKING FUN OF TUA JUST STOP IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
>>144382039>Saban fleeced the NFL into thinking these clowns plus Bryce Young could be starting QBGrim
>>144382044lol no, he fucked up my parlay.
>>144382039Two down. One to go.
So is Fagreke going to retire now
How did Josh Allen actually pan out?He was abysmal his first two years
LEAVE TUA ALONE!
>>144382056Heart of the cards.
Where is the Bahama nigger?
>>144381908>>144381932He also had hip surgery before he even made it to the NFL. The guy just isn't built to take this kind of abuse.
>>144382066At the bottom of the sea
>>144382068>5'10 manlet>injury problemsMany such cases
>>144382039And Bryce Young who's basically a 5'8" 175 pound version of Tua
>>144382044Debilitating brain injuries for sõyjak posters
>>144381938That hat won't do anythingConcussions happen cause your brain hits your skullThe fuck is some extra padding gonna do?
>>144381966Did it in 2021 :)Just unfortunately had the refs sucking off the Rams in the Super Bowl
Tua should retire and become a special ed teacher
How did the saints get chase young?
>>144382082I dont think it will do shit. That's the point though. Force the issue and prove it's worth. If it doesnt do shit, then drop the nonsense all together.
>>144382085>living in the past>crying about reffieslmao KWAB pic related
>>144382087Chase Young was fucking trash last year
>>144382089Meanwhile your team is so shit you don't even dare mention it kwabNO FUCKING BALLS
>>144382088>then drop the nonsense all together.The league won't drop that stupid bullshit.
>>144382085refs and OBJ blowing up his leg are the only reasons you didn't get blown out
If Tua retires now, he'll be remembered fondly as one of the GOATs. Better to check out early before he ruins his legacy.
>>144381869No. Usually if you retire you forfeit it
did you know your bones are wet you just don't feel it
Crazy if Damar stayed dead Tua would be okay rn
Tua gonna be in a wheelchair in a few years.
>>144382096Kiss the rangz, puta. Continue to cope about your 0-3 owl record, bitch :^)
>>144382105Expalins why my dick stay wet (100 emoji)
Curbstomping Taylor Swift in the nastiest hood in SoCal and then leaving her as vulture food for the local residents
>>144382101It was 20-16 Bengals by the end of the 3rd until that stupid fake flag call let them get a TDWe were fucking winning 3/4ths of the game
>>144382115>We
>>144382108you just outed yourself as a mexican bandwagoner
>busted pervert
>>144382088Funny thing is that collar some players wear might actually do something but the NFL never even talks about it
>>144382036its truly incredible what a anime can do to the anon i understand
>>144382114Kino...
>>144382116>so.yboy faggot fake football fan doesn't use we when referring to HIS teamNo passion no graceYou truely are a disgrace
>>144382133Nice selfie
>we
what was he thinking at this moment?
^|Poster sucks massive cocks
I could HEEM everyone ITT with one hand behind my back
>>144382135Yeah, you mad. Keep holding on to that one playoff win over my chiefies.
>>144382140relax sweetie
>>144382133OWNED
>>144382144Damn Darn old, you're still seeing ghosts?
>>144382139same thing he was
>>144382142Height and weight?
I wonder what nfl team Chihuahuaposter follows
>>1443821545'7" 310
>>144382152Thinking about his wife being ravished by a BBC bull?
bahama anon,If You're Reading This Its Too Late
>>144382157I'm 5'10 280 I can heem you
>>144382157I believe you can now. Retard strength above all. Especially drug addicts such as yourself.
>>144382159No he's not you
>>144382155raiders
>>144382157species?
Based El Paso Chihuahua anon
>>144382142I'm 5'10 190 and I can heem you suplex style with nacho cheese on the side and a large fountain drink
>>1443821545’4 430
shitsinnati fans are so sensitive. Guess that happens when your team is owned by the NFC West.
>>144382166That’s racist to assume he likes the raiders because he’s Mexican
>>144382170Another champion. Clearly this is the peak male measurements. Expect a LOT of cope.
>>144382035bro that's funny kekyou're funny
>>1443821545'9''tree fiddy
>>144382115Bengals had 2nd and 1 at the 50 yard line with two minutes left. Field goal ties it, touchdown wins it. With 2nd and 1 they turned the ball over on downsThat was the least clutch thing I've ever seen in football
El Paso is the 3rd worst city I have been to in America after Youngstown and Camden.
>>14438215549ers or cowboys
>>144382182Visit St. Louis if you dare.
What do we think of the nfl script thus far and what other twists will see unfold?
>tfw we have a meeting at work to discuss an upcoming meeting
I wonder if Tua is going to be okay
>>144382182Its one of the safest cities in the US, but that’s because the DEA and ICE have to be there because it borders Juarez
Top QBs being targeted to replace Tua if injury is long term, per Adam Schefter twitter:>kenny pickett>tyrod taylor>gardner minshew>tom brady
>>144382193Hes rich. Hes better off than 99% of the world even if he cant count his own money.
>>144382182at least el paso is interesting badi utterly despise jacksonville, fl because it's boring bad. the last time i was there, the big event was the opening of a new dollar general
>>144382191Another semen slurper filled Sunday.
>>144382115you were down 13-3 for almost the entire first half before OBJ blew his leg up running down the fieldthen tee higgins was handed a free touchdown the very first play of the second halfwithout referee help your team doesn't score even 14 points in the superbowlbengals fans should be ashamed of themselves by how much they complain about referees in a game where they prevented your franchise from being humiliated
>>144382191chiefs chad here, pretty good
>>144382195it takes 5 seconds to do a search to make sure the shit your spewing is true or not
>>144382195It's also hideous and the people are terrible, worse than Juarez actually
>>144382197they could probably make a playoff appearance with tyrod taylor. no chance gardner leaves unless theres some heavy trade options .
>>144381938Was thinking Tua has to wear the cap forever now
>>144382192so true
>>144382087he was picked by Ron Rivera i.e. he's terrible
>>144382180>>144382204Bengals fans are allergic to facts like vampires and sunlight.
>>144382215What are you willing to trade in division? Tyrod salary is also decently high for a backup
Miami Dolphins sign Ryback to a one year deal
>>144382197pickett: 7-9tyrod: 10-6minshew: 6-10tom (base form): 9-7tom (revenge form): 13-3
>>144382204>free touchdownCry about it. Rams defense was shit outside of Aaron Donald that roided up monkey piece of shit. Glad he's out of the league now and hope he dies of a heart attack soon
>>144382218Everything you posted here is backwards
who the hell is Ryback
you guys are making me angry
>>144382197>bradybullshit not with that oline
>>144382232i don't have to cry my team won lol
>>144382236lemme guess, we're not gonna like you when you're angry?
>>144382197tom would lead the dolphins to AFC championship appearance, easily.
>>144381588it's an improvement from the salary cap space super bowl and "wow we actually got someone to sign here" super bowl days.
>>144382234The bull that fucks Taylor Swift in front of Travis
>>144382236and you’re jamaican me horny baby!!
RIP
>>144382239>cucknadianHow's the hockey going bitch 19 fucking 84 LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>144382238no NFL player would dare tackle a late-40s living legend
>>144382232So it was you in the Steelers @ Falcons gamethread crying about TJ Watt lmao kek what a bitch.
>>144382240>>144382245just stop
>>144382225Bengals still got the Chiefs fans ass blasted I see. At this point looks like a permanent condition that a 3 peat won't help
When I said the Bills were going to skullfuck the dolphins I didn't know they were going to take it literally...
>>144382257ok my bad i’ll stop?
>>144382197pickett: at best win division, but no chance in the postseasontyrod: probably the best of the options here, maybe could eek out a wild card winminshew: no shot they make the playoffs brady: definite AFCCG appearance
Take this bussy literally
>>144382247actually its 1967 :( we are so dogshit
>>144382241This but unironically. Brady taking McDaniel to the bowl to blowout the $(ers would be absolute kino
>>144381586Tua should have received a penalty for targeting, honestly.
>>144382260Hilarious. You must be the Bert Kreischer of /nfl/.
>>144382259Win the league first, lil bro. Preferably against the 9ers or Rams.
>>144382266arent you forgetting something
>>144382180I take it you didn't watch the AFCCG right before that when Mahomes blew a 21 point lead?
>>144382247>How's the hockey goingbetter than the bengals hahahahaha
>>144382266>blowout the $(ers would be absolute kinoLions are winning the NFC
>>144382274Fucking lifelong fan of one year
>>144382197if youre the dolphins owner and tua says hes going to retire, why would (YOU) throw Brady a blank check and have him join on?
>>144382279>barely beat injury plagued RamsNah
Why is there an 8 year old Canadian posting here?
>>144382291Wions make ya seethe?
>>144382298>no conference championshipsNah
>>1443822869-31 man that super boal must rrally sucked
>>144382246lel
Tua hangs it up now, he still pockets at least 100M and gets to retire while everyone thought he was a good QB and he remembers him as suchShannon Sharpe>Really hope Tua is ok, but he’s gotta seriously think about shutting it dwn. I H8 saying this. His concussions are getting worse and worse and he’s a young man with his entire life ahead of him
>>144382278GOTTEM
i need an NFL related file name for this ASAP
>>144382274That Brady owns Mahomes? No I didn't forget that
>>144382318lol
i need an NFL related file name for this ASAP.
>>144382311>everyone thought he was a good QBlol lmao
>>144382256Why the fuck would I waste my precious life watching the fucking Shitlers LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO WILDCARD IS THEIR CEILING FOR THE REST OF THEIR EXISTENCE
>>144382326>Bengals against the NFCW
>>144382326this makes my penis feel funny
>>144382320My last memory of Brady vs Mahomes was Mahomes kicking Brady ass all up and gone the field in a blow outWas pretty much the final word on who owns who.
>>144381465If Tua is done, wtf the dolphins gonna do? They just paid him with 167M guaranteed!
Was it?
>>144382335Just shut your fucking mouth
>>144382330Yup, it was you. Enjoy your bungles staying ringless while my chiefies continue to cement their dynasty :)
>>144382340if tua retires, they won't owe him anything although it would be fair and be amenable to both sides if they let him keep the money they already paid him
MW3 is 35 bucks. Is it worth it?
>>144382345HERBERT WAS RIGHT THERE AND WITH NO FUCKING INJURY HISTORY
>>144382345ahahahh that's gotta burndare a reporter to ask that now
>>144382356see >>144382039
>>144382348>Mutthomes throws a pick>has to get bailed out by the refs calling a pass interference or roughing the passerYour team is the Beyond meat of the NFL burger chains and only tasteless NPCs like you would be happy to consume such slop
>>144382350>cowadootyNo
how long until the dolphins trade for trey lance?
>>144382350the single player campaign is good but is 8 hours. this is probably the lowest price it will go for a while. the next COD drops next month. i played the beta for the multiplayer and its good. you'll be buying MW3 just for the campaign as the new COD will supplant its multiplayer
>>144382365Continue to seethe about the reffies and being the Lord of No Rangz4>04-2>0-3
>>144382311If I were Tua I would just keep playing, with the amount of attention this is getting and people saying he should retire there is no way a defender would hit stick him again, imagine being the guy who ended Tua's career or even killed him. You would get crucified. Imagine if it were one of those 50/50 hits where it wasn't by the book clean but no ill intention from the defense (ex. QB lowers his head, or dives at the last second, etc.), you would forever be known as a dirty player, even getting death threats. On top of that there is no way the NFL doesn't do everything in it's power to protect him, Miami would be getting a free 15 yds courtesy of the refs every time a guy so much as high fives Tua. He would coast to a Superbowl on the backs of hesitant defenders, corrupt referees, and rich team owners (who would love nothing more than to rig the league to see a concussion ridden QB make it to and win a superbowl, see guys head injuries aren't really that bad, right?)
>>144382349i guess there could be a clause that terminates the contract. prob could walk with a few mil
>>144382356Did tua have injuries in college?
>>144382382>Tagovailoa was arguably the top quarterback of the 2020 NFL draft class during his final season at Alabama when he suffered a hip dislocation and fracture of the posterior wall of his hip socket midway through the season. He was also diagnosed with a concussion and broken nose that year.https://www.espn.com/nfl/story/_/id/41239114/tua-tagovailoa-concussion-2024-dolphins-miami
Hot take Lions getting swept by the Bears this year
>>144382270History repeats.
>>144382345>marino and flores wanted herbieJesus man why is he still employed
>>144382382a really bad hip injury, that basically no athlete has ever successfully come back from.it was a big debate in the run up to the draft with one side saying it was impossible to come back from with another side saying he had the best doctors in the country doing his surgery and rehab. turns out the hip wasn't the problem
>>144382391>why is he still employedLook at his skin color.
>>144382374I’m aware of the supplant thing. Sledgehammer games makes shitty games. But it’s not a bad price if the campaign is fun. And I just love playing infected.
>>144382379Bengals are winning this year I don't need to seethe
>>144382385>>144382392wth did the dolphins see in him? Or was it just >bama qb syndrome
>>144382350no. spend it on some more ammo
>>144382380>there is no way a defender would hit stick him again, imagine being the guy who ended Tua's career or even killed himguess that's why all defenders don't want to tackle patty cakes
>>144382396You've been seething throughout this thread. Don't let being owned by cali wali get to ya ok? It's just a game.
>>144382399>Or was it just >bama qb syndromeYes.
>>144382402Rams flaunting their mickey mouse ring because the refs cooked the books for them to win is just embarrassing considering the only other thing they do down there is get shot or be deported
If Roger Gooddell died suddenly, would the interim guy follow the same script, or do you think he'd change it up?
Ya seethe vato
>>144382414Don't let being owned by cali wali get to ya ok? You said you don't need to seethe.
>>144382399he was pretty accurate and was mobilebut NFL teams seem to keep forgetting that Bama has all 5-star o-lines and receivers so their QBs just have to not be retarded to do well
>>144381465>Woman suing Browns' Deshaun Watson to meet NFL; lawyer teases videoWOMEN: "Womyn are stronk and brave and can do anything!"DESHAUN WATSON: "Finger my butthole with peanut oil."WOMEN: "OMG I had no choice, I was totally helpless and he forced me to do it!">Go Rams!Does anybody have a webm of that Rams player spazzing out and beating his helmet on the field after their loss to the Lions?
>>144382428I have this
>>144381756Raiders go 2-15 with a top 5 defense
>>144382420Did you enjoy beating your wife after you lost to the Lions this past Sunday?
>>144382420Viva la raza, Ramilia.
>>144382437fat woman's fault, it was just heated shit talking until she throws a drink at him while his back is turned making him think it was one of the guys that did it
>>144382127>the 1 second pause between chair hitting and the women looking like they didnt want to be there>Both of them eye back at the camera that was recording itman, I know these are often scripted, but those two bitches cannot act.
>bungles fan continues to seethe after saying he doesn’t need to seethe
>>144382456Just chicana things.
>rams fan continues to reply to bengals fan despite claiming he "won" the superbowl
>>144382437based Goff fan
>>144382476Yup, it's seethe. It's just a game, baby bro. I'm sure the Bengals will win one... eventually hahaha.
>>144382477Goose and the Wions winning it all this year!
>>144382394Didn't stop flores getting the boot
>>144382438Who do they beat? Bix Nood and the Donkeys?
>throw three interceptions, including a pick 6>concuss yourself out of the game>cause your team to lose>potentially end your own careerIs this the most miserable game any quarterback's ever had? When you look at the sum total of what exactly Tua "accomplished" in this game it's hard to beat in terms of negative impact.
Bahamasfag went to a Dicks Sporting Goods and asked to see a handgun that he loaded with ammo and used to die by suicide.
>>144382519Do they even let you walk out with a firearm and ammo the same day in the Bahamas?
>>144382516Shit, it's a home division loss too.
>>144382477truly the MVP of the video, you can even see him going "hey hey hey it wasn't us", holding up a hand trying to defuse the situation, even holding back buddy in the gurley jersey until at some point after eating a couple shots he just decides "fuck it" and starts swingingonly guy that comes close is the black guy in the yellow shirt that disappears halfway through the video only to reappear at the last second to discover that he hopped up 3 rows to get involved and fight the AD jersey guy's friend
>>144382419The former.
This is what the lolphins org deserves for choosing to start a rookie minority hire over an in form Ryan Fitzpatrick going back.
>>144382516probably not career endingdoctor man says he goodhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mNbDeYmDUbg
>>144382509it did for many years actually but even DEI has its limits
Bahamafag's father says the news of his son’s suicide hit him like a "depth charge"
>>144382579Big oof
What does Skip think?
>>144382579>depth chargethe fuck does that even mean?
>>144382589You so retarded you don't get the fact the Bahamas are an island atoll and depth charges are submarine mines
>>144382589they are bombs that float a bit underwater that blow up when touched, boats drop them as a way to combat submarines
>>144382589Classic anti submarine weapon
>>144382598>>144382600>>144382604well sorry i'm a guy on a sports board that doesn't know about ye olde anti submarine warfare
>>144382609Time to head to >>>/k/, bucko.
>waaaaay early
>>144382634It don’t matter, none of this matters
Never on scheduleAlways on time
Well that sucked. I'm going to jerk to some Victoria Cakes BWC videos to raise my spirts. FINS UP!
>>144382587Thinkin bout dat bussy
>>144382598>>144382600No man they aren't mines, there is no floating underwater until they are touchedWith.a depth charge you select the depth you want it to go off at (it has a sensor) and once it hits that depth then boom big shock wave>>144382609Ask your friends and they'll all know what iit is
>>144382589Bengals fan detected.
Rasm
>>144382572i would not trust this guy
New thread>>144382610>>144382610>>144382610
>>144382604>Captain! The Giants and Panthers are showing on the radar!>Take the team down to 13 losses>Sir! That's too much! Our franchise will implode!>It's our only chance! If we don't tank we'll never get Carson Beck!>Ahh we got a leak!
