Fins to add QB while Tua deals with concussionWR Higgins confused by talk he's 'faking' injuryWatson plaintiff to meet NFL; lawyer teases videoChase: Cincy 'team to beat' in AFC as K.C. loomsNFL, NFLPA at odds on Van Noy treatment in K.C.Steelers QB Wilson 'closer and closer' to returnCousins says Achilles 'good,' not limiting mobilityRetirement can wait: McGovern re-signs with Jets
My Steelers :)
Reminder that bitchknees is a janny.
Reminder that Temujin is a woman.
>>144387930Temujin is my lovely latina Raiders tradwife!
>>144387667Tua is finished. They will force him out. His neck is too weak and they know he will die on the field if he keeps throwing gang signs and get the NFL cancelled. O Line is absolute shit. LoLphins are back. All you had to do was roll down your fucking window Reek.
>>144387667>>144387686bitchknees is definitely not beating the janitor allegations.
Well anon? Have you admitted that Black Quarterbacks are no longer a meme?
>>144388666The only good black quarterback is Josh Allen
>>144389138Is he really black though?
>Meanwhile at the Bears training facility
>Pooa Bringdacartova
>>144389506Another reason why you should have a QB with a baseball background, they already know how to slide.
Good job fucking it up again.>>144388666Sorry satan, josh allen sucks.
>>144388666>coincidentally, almost all QBs in the NFL suck or are overrated frauds
Is this guy some kind of faggot
what is like having a concussion? O.o
This guy will get a raise.
>>144388666They aren't counting Mahomes as black are they? WHITE MAN MARCHES ON
>>144389534Gayleb knows all about sliding(his cock into male buttholes)
NFL contracts should all be FULLY guaranteed like MLB contracts are.
>>144388666Can't wait for the Josh Allen episode
>giants>Panthers>dolphins>brownsWho else's season is already over?
>>144389553So for me it would be like being you. Quite undesirable. For you? Imagine being indian.
>>144389550He's hoping he can kiss the concussion away. The season depends on it.
>>144389550All black guys are secretly on the down low. They act very masculine towards each other to attract potential secret male lovers.
>>1443895531 min feels like 1 hour, 1 hour feels like 1 min. Where am i?
>>144389575Chiefs they just don't know it yet.
>>144389575>Titans
>>144389575my stinky winky cum filled motor shitty kitties :3
>>144389593lynchian
>>144389590>
>>144389553Bags of sand
>>144389589>The season depends on it.Other than having to see tua die on the field I'd say the team's season just improved DRASTICALLY. It is funny seeing anons switch from "he's the worst in the world" to "the phins season is over" instantly. They aren't going to do shit I just find the fake bullshit amusing.
>>144389575packers
This is Tua's futurehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lbXR_4NYiQc
>>144389599The Titans are BY FAR the most forgettable team in the NFL. They should be relocated immediately.
>>144389634>who are the commanders
>>144389640no really, who the fuck are the commanders?
>>144389634to where?
>>144389634The irony is you forgot the actual most forgettable team.
>>144389575packersjetsfalconscowboys
>>144389634I find myself forgetting that the Cardinals exist way more than the Titans
>you are now made aware that the washington commanders are not from washington state and are actually representing DC>yes I know I hadn't ever really thought about it either because who the fuck cares about them
>>144389632>Tua in 2035
>>144389650San Antonio or Mexico City
Wions>>144389564Should be but the play is so much better when guys get replaced for all the injuries
>*blocks your path*>*tackles your ball carrier*>*intercepts your pass*
>>144389575Arizona CardinalsAtlanta FalconsBaltimore RavensBuffalo BillsCarolina PanthersChicago BearsCincinnati BengalsCleveland BrownsDallas CowboysDenver BroncosDetroit LionsGreen Bay PackersHouston TexansIndianapolis ColtsJacksonville JaguarsLas Vegas RaidersLos Angeles ChargersLos Angeles RamsMiami DolphinsMinnesota VikingsNew England PatriotsNew Orleans SaintsNew York GiantsNew York JetsPhiladelphia EaglesPittsburgh SteelersSan Francisco 49ersSeattle SeahawksTampa Bay BuccaneersTennessee TitansWashington Commanders
>>144389628I was less than impressed with their backup yesterday but hopefully you're right. It's always a shame when a team gets knocked out of contention by an injury.
>>144389632>>144389674I think if he just goes home now he'll be pretty much ok. Just needs to invest all that money from this year RIGHT NOW.
The only question left this season is Niners or Lions for the NFC.Who you got?
>>144389665I always knew it wasn't Washington state because there are way too many black people at their games.
>>144389665Why would a team from Washington state be in the NFC East?
Dolphins probably shouldn't have tried to make ook ook tyreek eek into George Floyd for acting like a fucking nigger.
Chargers relocate again when?
>>144389691*you're
>>144389703it’s gonna be the saints
>>144389632https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0f6TXdNXcWkWrong link. This is the right one.
>>144389703buccaneers
>>144389564Guarantee should only exist if you are capable of actually playing I'm sorry. You hurt yourself start of the year and have to sit the year out thats one thing but Tua for example is never playing again. Should he get SOMETHING? yes. Should he get most of it even? Fuck no. He wasn't worth the guaranteed money he signed for healthy, let alone broken.>>144389706I'll add that part to the list next time, didn't know they were nfc east, because who the fuck cares about the nfc, let alone the nfc east?>>144389705kek seattle is very diverse now
>>144389712they just built a 100 quintillion dollar facility they’re stating in LA
You now remember Miami Dolphins legend Michael Caucasian
>>144389665Once they cucked on Redskins they are dead to us all
>>144389723This, but unironically
>>144389718If Carr could actually lead this team to an owl it would be an undeniable sign that we all need to start going to church.
>>144389729I thought they share everything with the Rasm
Hawk Tua, concuss on that thang
>>144389733>us
>>144389739what do you think i pray for? world peace?
>>144389733It is kinda weird in retrospect that the washington dc team was the redskins instead of like the "israeli diplomats" or "military industrial complex" or something. Guess it doesn't have as good of a ring to it.
>>144389752This bussy
>>144389748Did the boy shit his pants?
yeah redskins was a cool ass namei watched that south park episode
>>144389748I wish it was the hawk tuah "woman" who got hit like that instead of tua.
Has anyone considered Friday Night Football?
>>144389748My favrit book as a boy :PGo Lion!! Team Lion!!!!
>>144389753rebels or something else from the revolutionary period could be kino
>>144389765Friday Night Football is illegal outside the very beginning and end of the season to prevent the NFL from overshadowing high school games.
>>144389691Literally who?
>>144389644>>josh allen wearing full hand cast with two fingers fused togetherwhy make things up>>144389774Just doesn't remotely fit DC at all. They sold their soul in 1775.
>>144389763understandable
>2 out of 32 starting qbs have major injuries>we're through game 1 out of 16 into week 2who's next?
>>144389765Literally had that last week. It sucked. Won't happen when any potentially meaningful college games are on.
>>144389785Mahomes.
>>144389782> Just doesn't remotely fit DC at allno but they could at least pretend. let me suspend my disbelief
>>144389800keep dreaming faggot
>>144389785Watson, Lameme, Dak, Herbert in that order.
>>144389804kek fair enough. >Washington Domestic TerroristsPut George on the helmet.
>>144388563>It's amazing that Allen wasn't highly rated out of high school, but somehow Bryce Young was. How the fuck does that happen?he played multiple sports in a rural area, so he didn't work on just being a QB year round, didn't go to all the QB camps and didn't have access to QB coaches in middle school like bryce young and CJ Stroud types haveand recruiting services just hate white QBs now, Herbert was also a 2-3 star recruit
what if mahomes gets injured and the chiefs still win
>>144389785Leroy is due for a season ending turf toe here shortly
>>144389824Carson Wentz is unironically better than about half the starting QBs in the NFL
Untaken NFL team names that would objectively go hardSHAMROCKSANGELSWOLVESOAKSAMERICANS
>>144389774The revolutionary period doesn't really fit Northern Virginia. The capital was in Philly and the most die hard revolutionaries were from the northeast. The south was a hotbed of loyalists (although Virginia wasn't nearly as bad as the Carolinas).
>>144389822Allen played sports so he didn't have to work on dad's farm. He wasn't trying to "get out da hood" or anything.
>>144389853bro all of those are terrible
>>144389822>he didn't work on just being a QB year roundThat's their problem as much as anything. Imagine learning all your throwing ability from meathead football retards. The shit they teach is wildly autistic and ineffective at the pro level. Just throw the fucking ball until you throw dots from every angle and position possible. It's not a golf swing lol
>>144389853Miller high life
>>144389853The reddit spacing is perfect
>>144389868Maybe you missed where I said "objectively", smart guy. This isn't up for debate
>>144389853>nobody wants to be associated with the irish>already an mlb team>wolves are so lame they nearly went extinct in NA>what the fuck even is this? were just naming trees now?>already multiple minor league hockey teams with this meme name
>>144389747Nah, for some reason the Chargers got to build their facility right across the way from the Stadium. Rams just built their facility in Woodland Hills, all the way in the valley. Kroenke is trying to build it into a whole mall thing, which for me is just fine. I notice there are more Rams fans in San Fernando then there are downtown anyhow.
>>144389856g washington was born there at least. maybe they're trying to invoke something like that with commanders but they haven’t committed the branding
>>144389896The colors don't fit "commander" and invokes communist more
The Washington Botes
guardians or commanders?
>>144389853DrillersOttersPilgrimsWanderers
>>144387667
>>144389853Uncles
Ryan Tannehil to the lolphins
>>144389138>The only good black quarterbackIs a dead one
Gotta have Allen in your top 10 QBs, or you simply don't know ball
>>144389919commanders, guardians is so bad
>>144389945Jalen Hurts is very well
>whitlock pulling up a clip from 2 years ago where he called Tua a frail bitch whose body wasn't built for football>calling all the former players crying about concussions and Tua beta males>implies Tua's concussion was karma for supporting Tyreek and trying to get cops firedkek, Whitlock is based
>>144389938If I'm Tannehill I go on the phins for 5m easy money with tua money next year for bailing them out. Skylar can keep the team together while he learns the schemes.
>>144389938Unironically a better QB than Tua. He took the fucking Titans of all teams to the 1 seed in the AFC when they had AJ Brown. Imagine what he'll do with Tyreek and Waddle. He is injury prone tho.
>>144389955Titans were never the #1 seed. The most they ever did was play in Arrowhead in the AFCCG
>>144389953Those cops should be deported not fired. They can't even fucking speak english.
>>144389781The saviors of football
I know what's wrong with Deshaun Watson, he needs to get his nut off. He needs that thang oiled down
why is the raiders' coach take on tua headline news?
Washington should have changed their name to the Algonquians, kept the logo and showed respect towards the natives.
>>144389955His "injury prone" nature came from DYING behind a line even worse than Tuas for a coach that didn't give a fuck about him unlike flores and mcdaniel who at least wanted tua to do well. Tannehill pissed blood for the phins and was spit on by "fans" for it. Dude never got a chance to fucking throw. I sat through his career with the phins. Guy never got a fucking chance.
>>144389748reminder that "retard" was originally a politically correct term from leftists meant to be a scientific term for people called morons or dunces. They always move the target because dumb people are always going to be subject of mockery no matter what term you use, same for midgets and other defective humans
>>144389963 they were, newfag
Tua Takeahitanditsova
>>144389977Because it is poor form to comment on other teams' situations like that. The other owners are pissed at Mark Davis.
>>144389963Based retardhttps://www.kmbc.com/article/titans-afc-no-1-seed-kansas-city-chiefs-no-2-seed/38705228
>>144389988lol
>>144389988id like to see a different team than the Ravens
Bills offense is genuinely better without Diggs and Davis
>>144389991>three OT gameslol how
>>144389853For me, I'd buy the Panthers and move them to St Louis. Change their mascot to a Raccoon and call them the St. Louis Bandits.
>>144389891>>nobody wants to be associated with the irishWe have an entire international holiday where everyone wants to be Irish.>>already an mlb teamDead sport>>wolves are so lameStopped reading>>what the fuck even is this? were just naming trees now?Oaks are analogies of strength and hardiness. >>already multiple minor league hockey teams with this meme nameNobody cares
>>144389101>>144389119Belichick's whole reason for wearing shitty hoodies was because the NFL wouldn't allow him to wear a suit. He wanted to dress properly like the old school coaches but reebok/nike require everybody to wear shit with their logo on it, so he rebelled by looking as awful as possible
>>144390031thats pretty cool
>>144389853san antonio shamrocks
>>144390031I like that
>>144389822I don't watch college football, but it seems like it's mostly based on hype and backroom agreements between schools, scouts, and agents. No way someone looks at some of these busts and doesn't see tons of red flags. How can you not see that Bryce is just too small, outside sucking.
>>144388666But Satan, the overall play at the QB position has been dreadful for the most part. Surely these two things are mutually exclusive, right?
>Broncos allowed 76% completion on play-action plays last yearFields is gonna have 7 touchdowns Sunday
>>144390032>We have an entire international holiday where everyone wants to be Irish.they dont want to be irish, they want to get drunk. the real irish experience would be starving to death or getting bayonetted by an englishman.
>>144390036I still don't see how you couldn't just have a nike/reebok "suit" where its a nice suit with their logo on the tie or handkerchief or something. Or the shoes even? McDaniel despite being a fucking nerd at least wears nice watches and sunglasses.
>>144390036Based if true
>>144390036Then why didn't he wear the Reebok suit like Mike Nolan and Jack Del Rio?
>>144390058Yeah but when you dig into the specifics you see that it's not a common factor. See: Daniel Jones, Bo Nix, Josh Allen, Kirk Cousins, etc.
>kelce only got 4 targets last weekis based Mahomes going to phase this cuck out of the offense?
realistically speaking the Panthers are the coolest name and animal plus they have that cool sad Pepe that Anon posts here
For me it's the San Diego Chargers
>>144390036I could not care any less
>>144389553>Can't focus on anything>have the feeling of wanting to constantly throw up>extremely sleepy, but actually falling asleep is really bad for you2/10 overall would not recommend
>that's it, Damar. stay right there>in a moment, nobody will remember those three interceptions that i threw>not even me
>>144390031You just know if a team moves back to STL, their first home opponent will be the Rams.
>>144390096Kelce would just beat mahomes up
>>144390096He has no choice. His wife is withholding sex until Patrick cuts ties with Travis and the succubus.
>>144390098:/
>>144390097generally speaking, panthers and jaguars are the same animal. the exception is the "florida panther", an actual big cat species native to south florida and the namesake of the NHL team.
>>144390106>suicide by footballWell it's a lot cooler than waiting until you Seau yourself
>>144390122Well she's withholding videos
Anon, this is your father. It's time for you to get a job.
>>144390082>belichick>wearing some garbage quality reebok suithe only wears 5K custom italian suits
PleasepleasePLEAAAASEEEEPLEAAAAAAAAAAAAASEmake the next part of the Tua journey be permanent guardian cap usage
>>144390112>AT HELL IN A CELL
Can they really justify broadcasting a murder live on television?
>>144390144but dad the VA pays us to take online classes and listen to kpop all day
>>144390106This moron's a concussion machine. Unbelievable they're paying him 53 million a year.
>>144390161thats the definition of a trap game
>>144390143Of her and Shannon Sharpe
Justin Fields last time out against Denver:28/35 335yds 4 TD 1 INT
>>144390139i thought jaguars were tigers
>>144390165kek not anymore they aren't.his career is OVER
[Beasley] What McDaniel told Tua coming off the field? "I told him he's the starting quarterback of his family. And to go in the locker room, take a deep breath, and I'll see you soon."[Beasley] What McDaniel told Tua coming off the field? "I told him he's the starting quarterback of his family. And to go in the locker room, take a deep breath, and I'll see you soon."[Beasley] What McDaniel told Tua coming off the field? "I told him he's the starting quarterback of his family. And to go in the locker room, take a deep breath, and I'll see you soon."[Beasley] What McDaniel told Tua coming off the field? "I told him he's the starting quarterback of his family. And to go in the locker room, take a deep breath, and I'll see you soon."
>>144390173No it isn't
>>144390160Vince was ahead of his time when he tried to turn football into a soap opera for men.
>Edelman corrects Brady on the playbookBased department?https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PZuNTi3nrBs
>>144390198He knew tua wouldn't remember that shit
>>144390198God damn he's losing it kek
>>144390160>Kroenke just entered the stadium and OH MY GOD THE ROCK JUST HIT HIM WITH A STEEL CHAIR
>>144390198>>144390216>>144390218you think Tyreek lets coach kiss him like that?
>>144390183nah dude, tigers are native to asia and jags are native to south america
Finbros, what could we possibly do in the next three years to win a playoffs game? Tua isn't retiring any time soon
>>144390096Kelce is in decline and on a pitch count until the end of the season and playoffs.
>>144390104i thought it was just like a bad headache damn
>>144390222>caprisFucking hell Mike
>>144390198>I told him he's the starting quarterback of his family
>>144390219Do you think Kroenke has enough self-awareness and self-esteem to play a heel?
>>144390222Nah Tyreek kisses HIM like that. McDaniel has to move away because tyreek always goes for the lips. Zesty ahhh motherfucker wanted to submit to the cops not submit to the cops if you know what I'm sayin.
>>144390227Here I was thinking he's just fat and off the roids
>>144390257Read up on the lawsuit with St. Louis and you have your answer.
>>144389853Colorado ShamrocksSalt Lake City AngelsKansas City WolvesSacremento OaksBirmingham Americans
>>144390140seaus mom finding out her son an heroed always makes me kek
travis kelce is a very busy manbackup dancerSigned a deal with Amazon to present a tv showFeatured in a new FX seriesPodcasterBeer companyOwns a horse named Swift DeliveryTight end
>>144390208>ahead of his time>Patriots win super bowl after 9/11>Jerome Bettis wins super bowl in final season hosted in his home town>ray lewis wins in final season>peyton manning wins in final season>mahomes reffed to multiple ringsNFL has been scripted a long time, I'm probably missing some other blatant ones but these are just off the top of my head
>>144390277What
>>144390257Not before he dies. I think he'd be happy to do so if the Rams were solidified in the LA market. Right now the team is still reestablishing itself.
>>144390031this except I'd call them the Coons
>>144390161This might genuinely be the biggest mismatch in history
>>144390282he has a cameo in happy gilmore 2
>>144390283Brady winning the chinkb owl in 2020
>>144390161at least its not a live murder on thanksgiving
>>144390313he really likes the flashing lights
>>144390283All of that happened after the XFL folded in 2001.
>>144390285ctespn followed her to go id the body. she was not a happy camper lol
>>144390173if you meme'd this into reality Chiefs Kingdom's broship with UAE Swiftie is officially over
>>144390161>>144390305It's going to be the that 59-0 ethering of the Titans all over again
Ya'll watching this? Tua called a press conference and he's only answering in Samoan
Queefs are finished
Ah man what the fuck! I heard somebody somewhere mention once that underwear constricts the ballsack, so I decided to go commando in a pair of sweatpants when what to my surprise, a little dribble of piss leaked out of my cock which my underwear would normally catch, but now it dribbles in freefall all down my leg and dampens the inside of my pants! Never making that mistake again.Go Lion! ROAR
We need to protect him.
>>144390378This stuff is funny from a meme perspective but I don't think people realize just how loathed brady and the patriots are by actual dolphins fans. When the talk about brady coming to the phins was going around you really saw who the real fans were kek
>>144390395>Dolphins fans hate winners and successChecks out
>>144390391That's the linemen and coach's job lmao
>>144390414Yeah thats what it is, no other reasons there could be at all. Can't think of anything. Nope.
>>144390376Nah, that's Zoroastrian, nigga
I'm so sorry Bahamanigger.
>THATS A FENCING RESPONSE, THATS NOT GOOD
>>144390420Well grier certainly isn't drafting those and mcdaniel clearly doesn't give a fuck about the retard so I guess its time to hang him from a palm tree outside the stadium like the coconut he is.
>>144390391is he blind now?
>>144390441We wears the sunglasses to hide the fact that his eyes are permanently crossed now
Tell me about the Eagles offense. Will Hurts get me a lot of points or does he hand off to RBs often?
>>144390427Avg UFC fan
>>144390441Yes, hitting the reinforced ribcage of the upgraded damar hamlin clone rendered him the modern Ray Charles.
>>144390391This fucker just needed to not throw picks and get 225 passing yards. Professional Quarterback my ass.
>>144390336wont happen bro
>>144390472this guy's career is done before tua's holy shit.What color is his chastity cage?
shit mcfarty
>>144390468More like Jalen Hots
You can put 500 dollars down right now on Baker Mayfield to win MVP on draft kings with +8000 odds and it'd pay out 40,500.Even if all you got is a cheeky 5 dollars, trust me when I'm telling you that Baker Mayfield is winning the 2024 NFL MVP award.
