How to popularize women's sumo wrestling?
Bring in Olympic weightlifting legend Wenwen Li
>>144391838Isn’t that concept sacrilegious to sumo itself?
>gajin ofc
>>144392079>sacrilegioussounds like a great target for the next humiliation ritual then
>>144392079No, women used to do sumo all the time in the Edo period (topless like the men). Sumo banning women because Shinto says they're unclean is ex post facto bullshit that they used to rationalize banning it during the Meiji Restoration.
>>144391838> gaijin discovers sumo for the first time and becomes obsessedThat was me 8 years ago.
>>144392910For me, it was the JTCC and Super Lap
>>144391838make them wear the same outfit as the men and i would never miss a basho. i would watch every division, every day.
Oil is always the answer
>>144392810>ex post facto bullshit that they used to rationalize banning it during the Meiji RestorationMany such cases!
anyway here's a mini-dump of women's sumo webms
>>144391838>>144392810heres your answer. make them hot chicks and topless
>>144391838Sumo itself is fucking gay. It’s just japs standing up and down for ten minutes hoping the jap refs give them an auto win against mongolians because they didn’t throw ceremonial rice at the proper angle. It’s basically like letting Germans write a rulebook for something.
>>144391838Allow only hot women and they can't use anything to push each other but their butts and boobs(This is already a thing irl, based Portugal)
>>144393249>(This is already a thing irl, based Portugal)https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mQt3KNO7Srohttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kK_c6BsYN3U
>>144393179Look mom, I'm making shit up about Asian people again!
>>144391838for starters they should be dressed exactly as the men in nothing but a mawashi
>>144392810too bad this wasn't a thing back when Milena and Nadine were at their prime. Bet my ass they'd been up for this.
>>144393122I would watch an anime where JKs do sumo. I want one so bad.
>>144392810You forgot to mention that the matches took place in brothels and the women doing it were literal whores; it had about as much integrity as jello wrestling.
>>144400108Half of the women's fighters in boxing and MMA have OnlyFans accounts today. Nothing's changed other than modern women put on a charade of equality and decency.
>>144400108they weren't whores, they were concubines
>>144400197>Half of the women's fighters in boxing and MMA have OnlyFans accounts todayname two
>>144402753jessica andrade, jessica eye
