Hughes editionNRLW>GAME 1Brisbane Broncos v Cronulla-Sutherland Sharks12:00pm AEST on Nine, Fox and KayoCbus Super Stadium, Gold Coast1.61-2.33>The NRLW's in-form team take on the leaders. Can the Broncos make it 6 straight or will the Sharks bounce back from their first loss of the season?>GAME 2Gold Coast Titans v Newcastle Knights1:45pm AEST on Nine, Fox and KayoCbus Super Stadium, Gold Coast2.42-1.57>A crucial game between sides contending for Top 4 places. The Knights enter the round in 4th, but the Titans can join them on 8 points with victory.NRL>GAME 1Melbourne Storm v Cronulla-Sutherland Sharks4:05pm AEST on Nine, Fox and KayoAAMI Park, Melbourne1.31-3.50>Jahrome Hughes has been the Minor Premiers best in 2024. Can Sharks half & ex-teammate Nicho Hynes break through for his first win against the Storm?>GAME 2North Queensland Cowboys v Newcastle Knights7:50pm AEST on Nine, Fox and KayoQueensland Country Bank Stadium, Townsville1.35-3.25>Scott Drinkwater shone for the Cowboys in Round 27. Kalyn Ponga was a standout for the Knights when they clinched 8th & a place in this Elimination Final.
good night ausbros
Early as hell today, I seeAlso kek, Leeds got demolished
>>144392277that was embarrassing to watch how the mighty have fallen
My Wife Quincy Dodd
>>144392310based OG
I saw Brisbane Broncos in the OP and thought it was all just a bad dream and they did make the playoffs
>>144392301Doesn't get any easier for them next week either. Dragons will probably sneak into 6th.As for the Broncos, maybe next year bro
Cowshits getting fucking HEEMED today.TYBJ
good post
*starts drinking^^Pepsi Max
good morning gentlemen.. and danny
I went in. Took all the pamphlets because I feel bad for them if I don’t. Took a look at the ballot and realised I no idea who any of these cunts are and that I have no business vooting from such a position of ignorance.
what are you voting for now
>drive 2 minutes to the nearest primary school>name not on the list>told i'm in the wrong ward and i need to drive 10 minutes in the other direction insteadfuck sakes
>he doesnt early vote because he's going to be out of town watching the footythats an ick
>no party to abolish capitalism in my council sectornot voting
>Lady who checks you off the list caught me looking down at the chick next to me's feet
weird cunt
havint vooted in last 2 fed state & local elections never got a fine
because you're under age
LMAO GOTTEM
i work in debt collection for Revenue NSW, you can safely ignore any dumb shit that comes from us, especially for failure to vote stuff which isn't even $100
>>144397544They're letting the interest accumulate, you'll have an armed team knock at your door in ten years time
Let's go broncgoddesses
I haven't voted for over 30 years (all 3 levels of goobermint) and they've never caught up me with with fines etc. straya is only 1 of 6 developed countries with compulsory voting - it's an abomination to expect people to get involved in a process the majority have little interest in or knowledge of.
I donkey voted, fuck the council Also the lady asked 'have you voted yet today' and I said 'not here' and she said she was waiting for that and I made her day :)
/r/ThatHappened
ours had a referendum to decrease the amount of councillor seats and I don't know anything about it but I ticked yes cos fuck the elite
Might have a succulent Chinese meal for din din later
>>144398012>lettings Jews consolidate their power
can't wait to see the opposite of this today . cowwies going to dip and castrate these gayvocastrians
JAW BACK
Incredible play by Quincy
instead of writing 1 2 3 4 in the boxes i did it backwards and wrote 4 3 2 1
R A V I S H E D
>>144398145donkey
>>144398107Eyes off my wife
>naming your daughter Mad Dickwhat were they thinking?
>Dropbo
romy thought she in the bedroom
I’ll never understand why the Ellie simp simps for Ellie when Emma is in the same team.
High T
Maddick? More like Madpass
Our girl Julia scores again
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO ROMY
Thought she fucking did her knee
>bunker takes 10 minutes so they can perv on Ellie
dat passion dat heart
Tarsha shut the fuck UP ruining the moment
stop showing this fucking coach what did he pay for some tv appearance
Danika spotted
>>144398107oofff, that 7 tackle set
Trip on Jada
>>144398486it was probs a try but her thunder thighs where blocking all the available camera angles
she's back
great leap forward by yas
>>144398486>>144398600
*makes you do the splits*
>>144398710why do you post this disgusting pig woman
>>144398639she’ll be a mighty brood mare for sure
22 zip far out
Tittysisters I don't feel so good...
Based Elite Shes untouchable today.
Chappers deserves better than this dogshit club.
no Loz and there's no chance. Tittygoddeses season was over well before kick off
For me? Today, it's the burliegh bigheads
>clock finally caught up to the knightettes Fucking ogre
MELBOURNE STORMTHE HOME, HEART AND SOUL OF RUGBY LEAGUE
Sporting capital of a straya innit. Its only fitting
https://www.ozbargain.com.au/node/866466
Based fatass
>>144399032Kek, those comments are seething. Is tradie hate an actual thing?
>>144399059For people with intelligence, yes.
>unironically hating the people who do nearly all of the actual productive work in this country
>work>productive
Trip on CFMEU
>neet thinks his house built itself and that his shit leaves his house through magic
go polish your maxtrax faggot
>8 minutes >no pointsFraudulent peem
go cry into your tendies, neet
Thinking I should console Chapman since she won’t be playing finals
>women’s sports
For me? Its working 26 weeks of the year on 180k without going to uni since i was 21.
The Dames are 3peating
>>144399174Tell me your secret
it's the young tradies smoking ice before work and taking every shortcut under the sun to knock off early is where the hate comes from. the older guys who are actually professional and have some kind of standards are the ones who deserve the doughnuts. plus all those korean plasterers too that work 18 hour days, 6 days a week
I hate the ones that say they're coming to quote at X time and then no-show
>>144399180Sparky mines
What’s the record for largest NRLW margin? This has to be a contender, yeah?
>>144399164she's undoubtedly got the best bumpers in NRLW
Jess and Hannah need to wear different coloured head gears.
>>144399228nah jess is a little midget goblin - easy to tell
just turned on the storm v sharks and there appears to be a womans game on my tele?
same
This pack of chicken crimpy shapes has been way over-cooked lads. They're nearly burned black and don't taste very good. Not a good look for an NRL sponsor.
Almost comical how fragile women are
>noooooo you have more than a $10 screwdriver set for tools and you work with your hands AHHHH I'M GOING OUT OF MY LITTLE CUBICLE MIND
>>144399301so true. i barely hit my missus the other week and she had the biggest bruise from it
>>144399086strange hey, the mortal enemy of the neet
Odds win 9, evens fox
>>144399183Old Korean tradies are mad, very hard workers and smoke like a chimney. A kid I teach's dad is a tiler, but his reviews are all shit. Still might try to get mate's rates when I eventually do the bathroom.
knights by 1, late KP FG
man. what the FUCK was the broncos season. they did not in fact win 11 in a row. is the game even worth watching at this point. we all know storm is gonna win.
History has shown that Melbourne do, on occasion, lose in the first week of the finals at home.Call it memory bias, call it wishful thinking, call it whatever you like
>>144399452hows the OE going lad
I don't know what that is, what is that?
morning ausbros, eirebrowoke up just in time
I'm drinking coffee suggest you the same, or tea if that's your preference
finally time for the first footy of the day
Hmm might skip the game lads
Just voted lads I think everything's gonna be ok
Poorm will win this by 20+
Is Buffy in that one?We have Vossy and Blocker and Matty Johns on fox comms
LETS GO SHARKIES FUCK POORM
>nigora
>no sharks injured by pyrotechnicsrelief mixed with disappointment
>>144399550fuck up racist
>4:05pm>game not started
we say >kick off 4:05pm around here champ
Matt Thompson is the one who said it m8
zero tolerance for the finals like drink driving on a public holiday
>Dill Kennedy
My Labor guy was an Indian and his hander-outers were qt Indian girls, potentially his daughtersEarned my vote
nice catch
what a start kek
Classic sharts
Munted
>another blow out on the cardsyippeee
>Arse Sofa Solo Moaner what did Matt Thompson mean by this?
lol
Sharks love going out in straight sets
We should stop referring to a top 4 it's a top 2 then some also-rans
POORMPOORMPOORM
>>144399571Based pajeet
Wouldn't want to be a cucknulla cuckstomer right now
Rudolph is dumb zesty cunt
>>144399511>morning ausbros, eirebroI see how it is
Rudolph too busy looking at blokes bums
Toby with too many options. Like when he hits the clubs
>>144399608sorry mate thought you'd be sleepingi'll just refer to the family from now on
ofc toby didn’t wanna give up the ball LMAO
Sharks are absolute fucking frauds
Pooarks are shook
>mcinnes already bleeding
Hitting McIness high should just count as a normal tackle
BroncGODS would RECTALLY VIOLATE both these peems
I'm an idiot who thought the game started at 4:30 and was busy playing Astro Bot lads
based McInnes trying to inspire these bludgers
should go back to your game mate sharks will never win a final
TSUUUUUUUUUUUUU
How would you mentally unheem Hynes?
Cronulla with the vim and vigour
BITEBACK
Is this sold out?
>poorm actually getting called for ruck infringements>pooarks try Hmm we’ll see how long that lasts
>>144399655Go back in time and make sure his mum never did heroin
would hate to be a poorm cuckstomer right now, big game nicho about to level the score
SHARKIES
UP UP
>>144399616All good bro. Yeah, I'm a night owl
Women's rugby league bros....https://x.com/nico_1467/status/1834648086909538578
>>144399661Don't think so because there's empty seats but that's not proof they might be running late or thought it kicks off at half past
>>144399682Kek Souths this something like this a few years ago
>>144399682KEK woman moment
>>144399682This is the shit that makes women's sports worth watching
What is the "mouse trap"?
Refs won't let these frauds win right?
Rudolph straight on the lips
>>144399703One player pretends to scoot out of dummy half one way and another players does actually scoot but the other way
>>144399703One bloke pretending to be the dummy-half running a decoy, next bloke is the dummy-half picks it up and goes the other side of the ruck away from the markers chasing the first bloke
>>144399682uh Rhinobros.. can we ever recover from this?
>>144399682PLS DELETE THIS
>>144399682Was Liv playing?
GET THIS RUDOLPH CUNT OFF THE FIELD
>>144399682NRLW has achieved a certain level of professionalism over the last three or four years, but Super League Women's.... Are they even being paid?
>cross to Freddy in the sideline >he blows smoke up the arse of a Penrith or Rooster player every fucking time with this drugged lunatic
does he know that they're not playing?
Yeah they can just give pedref the trophy right now.
>stumblehausen
Snapenhausen ain’t making it to 80
Toby doesn't look well
the absolute state of the pooarks
poopenscheißen
If they go out in straight sets will Fitzgibbon's job be at all in danger?
They should have the rest of the nrl form a superteam to play penrith in the gf
FORWARD YOU BLIND CUNTS
BRICKS OF WAR
that was only a km forward
That was forward
>>144399761This only applies to other teams
Poorm getting reffballed again
touchie couldn’t see shit because of the sun kek
SIN BIN THE SUN
cheating cunts
If I have a daughter I'll name her Rowan, a son I'll name Madoc
>>144399768*receiving pooarks are getting refballed
>>144399770>>144399773the arab seccy is looking nervous for some reason
>>144399777madoc is a dumb name, it looks and sounds dumb
they always have resting sus face
>>144399779Not this bullshit again
I'll give my children unisex names and let them express their own gender.
JESUS FUCKING CHRIST HYNES
BIG GAME PLAYER
nicholas needs some ayahuasca his mind is broken
>munster pointing at his attacker like a child
Nicho is a bigger fraud than Paps
unironically sharks need to start a biff here, it's getting away from them
>nigoh
>>144399780because deep down in his thirdie soul a secjeet knows he’s incompetent
>taking the poo
GLOVE SLAPI DON'T TAKE CRAP
It's ogre
>>144399800Based psychedelic option. He would need a few weeks 1 on 1 with a highly reputable shaman
I want Grace to carry my sons
>>144399809That's not David Klemmer
>poo game on now
HEEM
What’s the advantage of a 10 point lead be an 8 point lead?
>taking
BIG OOF
SAOS with vegemite looms at half time
>>144399812someone should ring Gids
>>1443998212 points mate
>>144399828kek
>>144399821it’s like a cat playing with a mouse
thinking we wont see nicho take any risks for the rest of the game and on tuesday we'll get a story about how his calf is still sore from 6 months ago
The NRL app has the Snapchat thing now, just like every other app
WTF MCinness?!!
Noticed it this morning and I hate it.
half time bath looms, feckin freezing
how does mcinnes get so fucked up EVERY game kek
>>1443998211300 655 506>>144399830Adult illiteracy and innumeracy are no laughing matter.
>bump off 2 guys>drop the ballClassic coconut play
For as big of a deal the forward pass is in regard to the differences between rugby and gridiron they let so many happen in the NRL.
square up for the forward pass try
pass has to be backwards out of the hands, due to momentum it will often travel forward
Paps got plapped
talakai has strolled through howarth a couple of times today
IT'S TRICKY
WHAT A FUCKING TRYCALL THAT FRAUD YOU CUNTS WWOOOOOOOO
POOARKS POOARKS POOARKS POOARKS POOARKS POOARKS POOARKS POOARKS POOARKS
nice
Nikora looks like one of those handsome Indians
huge try
>>144399847Yeah, that Storm try was forward though. Even commentator was iffy as hell about it
If every shark was nikora they might have a chance of winning a second premiership
As my father always says, a try before halftime can decide a game
>>144399874>thinking commentator opinions mean anything
>>144399876>0-22gotta love bellyache
t. Gus jr
>>144399871Yes a bit of virat kohli about him
As my father always says, scoring more tries than the other team can't decide a game
damn we actually have a jeet here in the family?
Blocker is hardly ever wrong when he commentates and he called that one forward
I sure hope not
>Blocker is hardly ever wrong
>>144399883Kek fair enough.Let's be real fellas, no one is beating Penrith right?
It'll be another storm/panthers gf Whoever wins will depend on Ashley Klein
Fuck poorm
>>144399915Storm will. if broncos wont. they will.
>>144399918It’s going to be Manly vs. Newcastle round 2
*eats vegemite saos*
Melbourne have a 100% completion rate, a massive wind at their backs, refball, got gifted 2 tries by the opposition, other team's halfback doesn't know how to kick a ball, and they're only up by 4 against the Pooarks in a finals gameJust hand Riff the trophy now.
sounds like a euphemism m8
i believe in the sharkies
>>144399941solid analsis tbqh
>Anderson talking Pap's ear off down the tunnelwhat a punish, you're 18th man for a reason
dumb fucking penalty
saved by the boot
>>144399915They don't play at home in the prelim (the stadium is being rebuilt) and it'll depend who they play and what the crowd is like. I agree I'm tipping Penrith win the gf but it's no fait accompli
this Klein bloke is an absolute dick strangler
based caution its not the big fellas fault the cunts light as a feather
love me /nrl/ family
>>144399988Commbank or Accor we thinking?
>>144400000GET
>>144400000
>>144399949They're hanging in there
>>144400000based family member
>>144400000I love your digits mate
>>144400001anon said accor (olympic) yesterday which will be shit, parra would be a good choice
BASED SELFISH CUNT
based incredulous nikora
What is this pissweak reffball
who will the ref pick if its poothers vs poorm
I think next try wins
it’s just Poorm/Pedreff/Pooster game things m8
>>1444000402020 they picked Melbourne, never seen greater refball than that first half
i admire the effort but this was always ending 32-10
whos playing with the siren
>handballcringe
he was shit for most of the year but Grant is a sneaky bugger
>>144400015/nrl/ meetup at at the Accor Prelim?
>>144400000I kneel
Sharts on straight sets watch
>>144400000Based (You)Based (Me)Based (Family)
>>144400029offtopic
>>144400063We’ll buy tickets in the opposition section
Can hear Mr Whippy up the road you lads want anything?
if if was the pooarks I would simple tackle the poorm players and score more tries than them
>>144400081meth mostly
Only if he sells weed, and maybe a milkshake
>>144400081Grab us a choc top m8
MUNSTER DEAD ANKLE IS IN PIECES
roosters would absolutely heem these 2 'teams'
>>144400000based
based Chinese guy with a signed hat
It's joever
>>144400077Image board brainlet
I didn't realise Warbrick was an Olympian
Ugly mutt looking basket ball American
>>144400137I didn't realise Ellyse was a Rugger
who'd everyone vote forI just drew big dicks all over the ballot sheetclassic me
More refball sick
we’d honestly be better without refs and just went back to the honour code
>>144400140tell us more about your dad anon
>>144400144Neither is novax but he’s spammed all over these threads . Elyse is elite and could have played any sport and been good at it , including as a winger or centre in the nrlw
bobbled it
kek at the bench reaction
Kum onma feeta
>>144400148cringelord
new thread?
Kek
kys threadjeet
laci green looks like she wipes from back to front
not looking good pooark customers
ANYBODY SEEN NICHO?
Another 30-10 incoming
Harry Grant > Cary Grant
2hrs til next game FUCK ME DEAD could watch a movie between games
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3bBoVHuYh-0i want young nicholas to do well but his mind has been heemed by a million dollar contract, many such cases
Sharks are now 0-4 sin finals games since Fitzgibbon took over
im gonna rustle up some snags between games if anyones peckish
>>144400148I wrote the following on my ballot paper, word-for-word:"I don't know who any of these cunts are (nor do I care) -- thusly I vote for nobody."Was going to write some jokes and stuff for the counters to read (ie "which avaricious property developer do you like best? -preferably a dead one" etc) but I couldn't be bothered.
There is no way that is a knock on cunt wtf
>snags interesting
Cannibal Coats finna fuck me multi
>>144400238BUNKERED
>>144400233are they halal?
Still got some prawns left over. Gonna wash them down with a few asahi’s. Inb4 why do you drink that shit. Nips make bredy good beer
time for a new rule time lads knock on are only if the ball hits the ground
>>144400233What's on the menu Britbro?
BIGBOCONUTBIFFO
just say you had covid when your failure to vote notice comes. hasnt failed me in 4 years
BIFF BIFF BIFF BIFF BIFF BIFF BIFF BIFF BIFF
will the warriors pick it back up next year or are they dead ducks for the foreseeable future?
Nelson looks like a blood bowler
Toby with manchester kiss
Somehow that’s a poorm penalty
>>144400253huh? Asahi are universally loved here m8
holy mogged
Sapporo is better
NOT EVEN HIGHHOW WAS THAT A FUCKING PENALTY
>>144400260telling the people handing out how-to-vote cards to kill themselves is the closest thing I have to a social life
>>144400046
And another pissweak poorm penalty
>>144400249check his flag of course they are
I must say taking the two here is weak
Matty commentating like he's on a Podcast
OH YOUNG NICHOLAS, WHERE DID HE GO?OH YOUNG NICHOLAS, NOBODY KNOWS
Cleary the nrl want faggot storm and penref in the gf
>2 shit finals games
gonna be 3 shit games after my cowies pants the poocastle shites
may as well throw a punch at this point rudolf
>>144400258im a simple manpork sausages from butchers in a lightly toasted bun. pic rel.
>>144400281Kirin premium is also a fave of mine. In Japan they have beer vending machines everywhere including railway stations. Fucking based culture
>Harrytrick ffs he couldn’t do this in reg season when i needed it
9now.com.au dies again
Harry “the mad hat trick hatter” Grant
footfag exposed as an /afl/fag>>144400297
>>144400312If Australia had those there'd be an excessive amount of 14yo public drunkeness
LMAOSave us Knights/Cowboys
>>144400311Hopefully butter and bbq sauce aswell
>>144400331it’ll be high scoring retard kino to be sure
>>144400330should've kept it in /afl/ poofta
>>144400340Rubbing it in their faces
SO MUCH MANA
>Paps is a fraudC L U T C H
Cronulla deserve this they're shit and frauds too
>>144400331Only some ponga schlong is going to save us today
fuck gotta get the washing in lads
now what do I do
>>144400369im giving my maxtrax a wax they got rained on today
South’s suck kill yourself irish faggot
have a wank
>>144400369toilet, shower, drink, food
>>144400311Looks tasty desu
its amazing how Storm can smash a dude square in the face and it'll be the other team cops the penalty
>>144400372what's with you and those orange things
>>144400369im watching guardians of the galaxy pls no bully
>>144400347You don't hear "poofta" much anymore, but it's a good one
>South’sAlways wondered why there's never any sharks fans here, they lack literacy
>>144400379meant for>>144400330
shut up you idiot
>>144400369play some vidya, have dinner, watch footy
>>144400402meant for>>144400388
>>144400369wank, cook dinner, wank, footy, wank and then sleep
no it wasn't
>>144400369get on the piss and write poetry with me
Fuck me, coz could talk a leg off a chair
>>144400399Kys
>>144400431chuck us a poem m8
>>144400440
Quiet game tonight from past and future dallym winners
>>144400429Funny picture. I always imagine similar scenes when I feed my cats beef or other large animals. One of mine looks a lot like this one, too.
If you guys watched the Bronx Sharkies game today you wouldn’t be whinging about blowouts. Was an absolute rip snorter of a finish
>>144400447there once was trip called nightie who worked very hard for his wifey one night he came home found her with Tyrone and now gets bullied by /nrl/ rightly
>>144400447I'm currently writing epic, but here's a little excerpt of the Sun giving Pluto its name in its own unique register (the main body is in hexameter)Behind that ocean there lay but a pond,The final bastion of the great beyond – Thus 'Pluto' for little brother.Cold ruler over a dimly lit bog,A gatekeeper serving as cynic’s dog – Guarding some croaked frog or other.
>>144400479I look like this but my tits are bigger and my nips aren't inverted anymore
>>144400468Conveniently ignoring Titans v Knights
>>144400504
Tick tock Cowshits. Your heeming is incoming.
Going to KFC NOW. Get your orders in
>>144400544I've already got lamb shanks in the slow cooker m8
What can be done about McInnes' face?
>>144400504>AABCCBnot a fan
busy schedule
present tensepast tenseyikes
>>1444005444 mcnuggets thanks
Where the fuck is Bel?
>>144400544popcorn chicken pls m80
holy kek not the table
>>144400582
>>144400555sorry bro, that's just how the Sun talks
https://x.com/infowars/status/1834624996620038369its over
>>144400544Diarrhea is all you will be getting lad
>>144400597Doom porn, don’t jerk off to it
https://open.spotify.com/playlist/7oEbi0j6ThIJYT1dQyIZjY?si=a8643858cd444820
KFC queue is out of the carpark and into the street lads
>>144400330Gorgeous
Reminder.
>>144400544crispy strips large meal and 2 zinger fillets thanks
>>144400629damn a lot of good stuff on here m8
>>144400591>>144400582https://x.com/BadlyDrawnRL/status/1834872962497102313
>>144400692>>144400582kek very ominous for the pooarks finals chances
LOL @ the female journo trying to get her question in bellaches presser, but the guys keep gettin in 1st.... know your place woman!also, wish i had a buck everytime bellamy said "y'know"
ELIMINATION TIME
>>144400691it's crazy how there's an seemingly infinite wealth of good music from just the last half century or soI could put a million songs on there
The one good thing about a big queue is you get the stuff that's fresh out of the deep fryer
>still 45 bings until kickoff
Took me around 2 hours to realize I wasn't posting in /nrl/, but /nfl/, lads
https://www.tiktok.com/@laurah485/video/7412092987360038162
>>144400843was only talking to a m8 at work about this time the other day after someone brought up the VMAs. There was probably more great songs of varying genres released in each single year pre 2000 than has been released since.
ok boomer
>>144400928https://youtu.be/1bZ0OSEViyo?si=90canwScHnAhp0p4Rick Beato has some ideas about it. Music is now cheap to produce, you don't have to be good to produce it, it's possible to make it clean with pitch modulation, and the majority of the public don't know what's good so they support shitty stuff rather than in the past there was passive gatekeeping which is no longer effective
fuck I wish cunt then I could’ve seen some of these bands live
cant wait to Fagdam Smelliot embarrased to his fake wife Silly Smelliot
>>144400928I wholly agree, but only in an illogical, passionate, dizzying, Dionysian sense. There is still certainly still a lot of good music being made -- look at unearthed alone and there is a deluge -- but how can anyone ever hope to pan through all the mud?To lazily reason my view, I think technology has a multi-layered effect on why the 80s were 'better'
I'll miss you Feldty
>a bong between gamesdecent amount of time to do some stuff what needs doing>this long between gamessnoozefest
>>144401013>>144401081bots
>>144401116I'm not a bot you fucking faggot. I made possibly the most nuanced, considered post in this entire thread >>144401013
>>144400980All of that is true but also the sheer amount of easy diversions of the modern age means there's far fewer people bothering to become autistically good at playing musical instruments and are instead autistically playing minecraft or writing Sonic footfetish fanfics or something. Also as a general trend, western industries all realised competing to be the best at something is less efficient for generating profit than being just barely good enough for the lowest production cost.
kek Fedlt is the most atypical FNQ man around
>>144401132were leading ourselves into extinction
ponga is the most explosive player in the game right now
dont like post's with more than one sentence lads
LETS GO COWWIES
knights winponga season ending anus injuryfox and nine in shambles with no narrative to push next week
>>144401220yeah he does get explosive when he's surrounded by big blokes
claiming that Asian qt lads
>>144401135He’s going to hate the weather in bongland
>>144400544Regular Zinger Box with water m8
>>144401236How do you get an anal injury?
>>144401266They have John Hopoate on as a touchie tonight m8
>chances are you're about to lose
>AD 2024>not believing in ponGOD
I always call him Kyle Felch. What does that say about me?
yeah i think newcastle will actually show up for this big game... NOT
they should’ve never change the direction of Knights logo desu
Cows will choke, Ponga motm
>he tipped against poocastle only for GOATcastle to turn up instead
I'M YOUR VENUS I'M YOUR FIRE
>>144401302Totally agree. Looks so fucking weird. They also need to hollow out the pivot for the visor. It looks like a retarded googly eye as is.
May the least fraudulent peem win
time to see who the ROOSTERS are flogging next week
>>144401323Winner of this plays Pooarks m8
>>144401304Ponga - Man Orals The Man
Reckon this will be the first interesting game all weekend
it’s got controversial ref call all over it
stupid ginger retard
This ref is a fucking dumb cunt
are we thinking GOATcastle?
BUTTON UP COWWIES
>>144401329don't you dare correct me in front of company again bitch
kek see he’s already off to a shocker
pongshit feldt that
sorry anon, was talking to the missus and accidently typed it out
And this blood nut gets the gig ahead of Gee. Very confusing
all our resident cowwies customers must be at the game
>>144401386SHUT YOUR WHORE MOUTH SPASTIC CUNT
Local community radio station unironically playing the crazy frog song
>>144401385nah i'm here mate im just eating some chocolate covered sultanas for dessert
sorry, that was meant for the missus againmy bad
refs hate queensland peems
>>144401400you sure that wasn’t just Hughesy & Erin Molan?
a try is on here I reckon
>>144401412what was for dinner lad?
knights intercept try incoming
based first receiver running ahead of the dummy half
>>144401445chicken n veg stir fry, i didnt cut the chicken into small enough bits so it wasnt perfect but i dont have anyone in my life so im the only one made to suffer my mistakes
why ar irish people?
kek too obvious that one Jake
im in your life m80
cows need to take a deep breath and realise they're only play poocastle and score some trys
>>144401450neat
FELDT FELDT FELDT FELDT FELDT FELDT FELDT FELDT FELDT FELDT FELDT
Felch God !
how do you get carved up like that by a 40 year old alcoholic
POOCASTLE FELDT THAT IN THEIR HEART
KNIGHTS REALLY FELDT THATKNIGHTS REALLY FELDT THATKNIGHTS REALLY FELDT THAT
>>144401450Did you mean the Knights would be intercepted?
Feldt has saved Vailias arse like 3 times
>>144401450STOP FUCKING POSTING THIS SORT OF SHIT
Is there a stat on the number of feldt intercept tries. Feel like he's got some kind of cloaking technology that makes dumb nrl players incapable of seeing him standing in the middle of their attacking line
feldt intercept try incoming
cowboys will win this by 40
Lucas just needed to throw the fucking dummy
Felt scores of a ponga intercept pass brandy and ennis still suck ponga off
>>144401450Weird way of spelling Cowboys
>>144401515Irish will know . He’s a rugby league encyclopedia
Whatever happened to those cowwie life guards who do push ups if they scored? They all have heart attacks or something?
It's all here https://www.rugbyleagueproject.org/competitions/nrl/records.html
i'll bake
GayPee has lost the plot desu
>>144401558use this as the OP
we don't do that here if you want a new thread make it /afl/ because the family will be staying here
I love drinky
>>144401556based LU boomer autists created that t. knower
>>144401572well said
Mick Ennis getting his dick sucked off in the commentary background>Awe yeh.
>>144401582If it's Ennis, it has to be autofellatio
should have been a profession foul for drinkwaters behaviour there.
>>144401582it's me, i'm blowing him
>the absolute state of this surfaceWhat the fuck have the groundskeepers been doing all week?
might start making random threads to slide this one off the board
just a bit of pushy wushy all fun between mates
>>144401600Meth
>>144401567>7 mentally disabled fans and a black guy
>>144401576It's an excellent site, has everything and if they don't have it you can contact them they'll find it
I LOVE YOU GOAT
BASED FUCKING PONGODSET THE FUCKING TABLE
SET THE FUCKING TABLE PONGSHIT JUST EXPLODED ALL OVER THE POOBOYS
I know irish is a souths customer but who does the yank support?
GOATCASTLE GOATCASTLE GOATCASTLE GOATCASTLEGOATCASTLE GOATCASTLE GOATCASTLE GOATCASTLE
Cowpatsbros...
Ponga should be Australia fullback.Discuss
GOATcastle with the legitimate non-intercept try
DROPPED IT
>>144401601I'm willing to bet 100 bucks you have a 2 inch micro peenor...
>>144401595Drinkie is a deadest fuck knob. Reminiscing now about the Matty Bowen days
nothing to discuss-turbo cant get on the field-tedesco is pushing 40-walsh also cant get on the field and sucks when hes on it-edwards will be dead in 6 months from PED abuse
>2 inch>micro?
I'd give Drinkies missus a deadset fuck knob iykwim
>>144401620He's the best fullback so yeah pick him. Australian got flogged by the kiwis last game so no issue with changing the team, Edwards won origin but Ponga is still better
Mal should pick all the FBs 1. Teddy 1. Edwards 1. Trbojevic1. Mitchell 5. Lomax 1. Ponga7. Cleary
>>144401620But muh teddy and muh pedwards
why is it that /nrl/ is the general with the most autists that sperg out about the thread?we should always create a new one when we hit 500 so we dominate the catalog real estate
>>144401661>we
>dominate the catalog real estateyou sound like one of these faggots that think we need a peem in png and wa just cos
Truth Kinetic Kill Vehicle: QLD and NSW should play international games separately instead of an Australia team.
>>144401661You've never been on /tennis/
we're not numberfags like /gayfl/
>absolutely must, MUST create a new thread the moment we hit bump limit>accuses everyone else of having autism
>>144401661No but we should if we're on pg9, not before
https://www.reddit.com/r/NRLcowboys/comments/i2p7si/a_team_built_of_players_who_left_the_cowboys_and/g06xb6p/
>linking reddit
threadjeet lets the mask slip again and is now threatening to throw a tantrum again KEK
>>144401661yeah it's weirdI'm trans btw
>>144401677Problem with this is the eligibility criteria are not consistent going from origin to test. They should also let poms and kiwis into origin
if you guys love sticking your dick in the same thread so much, then why did you create a new one when we had a perfectly good one open already
>r/NRL
>>144401654Edwards is just Gutho but in a better team. All effort and zero X factor.
yep he's losing it spergout looms
And the threadsperg mask slips
>>144401721This is a gamethread. (You) are being filtered
finally a good finals game
Pong-ACK!
what’s with all the divots?
All I'm saying is if we want to be taken seriously as a legitimate community we need to tighten up our contributions to the board. Having multiple threads in the catalog would make us the envy of /sp/
ikr it feels very sudden deathy
Pongas balls being drained by brandy and mick anus tonoight
/sp/ already envys /nrl/, we're the most ethnically and sexually diverse thread on the board
ITS OVER
That's a try
oh, i see the shit version of the cowboys has turned up tonight...
GOATCASTLE GOATCASTLE GOATCASTLE GOATCASTLEGOATCASTLE GOATCASTLE GOATCASTLE GOATCASTLE GOATCASTLE GOATCASTLE GOATCASTLE GOATCASTLEGOATCASTLE GOATCASTLE GOATCASTLE GOATCASTLE
My rating of the teams so far;Cowboys 4Knights 6
Cowwies are so shit at home
the brisbane lions are on lad's
>the north peemsland pooboys
>>144401775can I get an update please
test
>>144401755Just make more threads which aren't generals or gamethreads but are about rugby league even tangentially
>>144401775Fuck sake Sharpe
>>144401380>>144401380>>144401380
cowboys have never recovered from Michael Morgan being heemed
Knights will win this, beat Cronulla but lose to Poorith
>>144401779fuck off GAY-fl faggot
>>144401798There are threads on /gif/ that aren't as gay as this
Poocastle vs Poorm would be a kino grand final
page 3 lads
cowwies need a try before half time
>>144401809most threads on /gif/ are hetero
A knights manly gf would be better than lego
If holmes scores I've made back the $98 I wasted on the sub par seafood platter I had tonight
yeah i bet you want a manly gf mate hahaha
kek
bugs, terrestrial: :|bugs, aquatic: =0
that's a tough call
I've had fried crickets in vietnam they were actually really good
Threadsperg is a serious blight on this poomunity
cowwies are more of a 2nd half peem anyway
I would switch allegiances for an attainable knights gf
>>144401881we have extremists on both sides in our poomunity
knights are more of a losing team anyway
HIGHWAY TO THE DANGER ZOOOOONE!
Fuck ponga on fire tonight
half time wank looms
Some good footy
*touches the ball once>OMG HE ON FIRE xD
Let's never make another thread again. Let the jammies decide when we need a new bake
how the fuck are cunts wearing blazers up in Townsville?
>>144401931it really be like that
Yeah boys just take a lazy hitup and not a shot at field goal
less than 6 tries in a half what is this snorefest score some tried
>>144401947pre 2nd half FG is cursed desu
feels good being a knights lifelong
>>144401939bit chilly m8
>>144401949Based zoomer
>>144401970Since when? Last month?
>>144401949based gayfl customer
>two try assists from one touchThe man is clearly a genius
Cowboys are much better than this
>>144401972horrid, truly horrid
>>144401889novacastrian girls are awesomeeven if they're upper middle class they're still bogansthey love drinking to much, cock, meth, fighting...actually they're pretty shit
>>144401991lol no
>>144401970I personally don't have enough room in my kitchen for all those spoons
auscelebs
>>1444019801985
what ethnicity is this
page 4 lads
newcastle is an underrated city. makes sydney look like some islamstan european shithole.
>>144401972It's 18 over here
>>144402037Western Sydney
>>144402041I don't know what you mean
Ideal gf would be the kind of girl who orders a fancy sounding cocktail to say she did when you go out to eat somewhere but doesn't actually drink it or any other alcohol
Reminder that Cowshits have scored no legit tries. Only a meme intercept.
>>144402037big white cock lover
>>144402049sounds like a headache
That was a good wank lads . Von’s skin colored slip is really doing it for me tonight
>>144402041Newcastle is the whitest city in all of Australia.
>literally the gayest city in the southern hemisphere, if not the would>islamstanBeen hanging out with too many doggies fans mate
>>144402039dont worry i'll bake at 6
Ideal GF Is My Wife Quincy Dodd
>>144402039the catalog lifespan is like 14 hours currently, she'll be right
>>144402037possibly a Sri Lankan Portuguese mutt
>>144402048basically sydney is a brown and black foreigner infested shithole and newy is a nice beach town full of whites.
>>144401700This image sums up the entire NRL in one picture
>>144402041I don’t want the high speed rail for this reason. I just know all the trash from Sydney will shit up the place if it’s only a short train ride away.
>>144402037Korean whore.
>>144402064>be full of muslims>still have the mardi gras paradejust (((sydney))) things
>>144402075is not
>>144402037Luvtolikherfeetan
>>144402037Unironically AI generated. I've been fucking around with that chinese AI video generator constantly for the last couple days and that genuinely looks like the kind of output you often get
page 5 lads
>>144402090wow you said its not when i know it is but you said its not so i believe you now.
UNLEASH HOLMES
You guys have no idea how much I desperately want to fuck Yvonne Sampsons tight little bald innie cunt.
how about them knights
We will have AI generated footy games one day, that we can bet on of course
Are the Sharks playing at Shark Park or Accor next week?
>>144402111who cares you fucking autistic cunt. go be reddit elsewhere and let the heterosexual testosterone sex havers enjoy their thread.
IF YOU SEE A FADED SIGN AT THE SIDE OF THE ROAD
Vonnie actually has a puffy lipped, thumb-clitted bushy gash
>>144402123Yvonne O’Keefe*
>>144402123This but classic vonnie. Don’t much care for current vonnie.
>Yvonne Sampson>Tight Vagina
Ohhh, THAT'S why he's updating us>>144402118>>144402130
Shork Pork moit
>>144402127the mornings when I woke up early to watch you sleep were much better anon <3
>>144402123Kek no way bro, she’s a roastie through and through
>>144402114How would you know?
>>144402158>30 secondscrazy to risk your pass getting banned for this
>>144402158idgi
>SHIRE SEMI: @cronullasharks have asked NRL to play Friday’s semi in Shire — a 14,000 sellout better than 15,000 at an empty Allianz next door to a packed SCG for @sydneyswans
81 unique posters and i'm 74 of them
Greenie would be rolling in his noose if he could see the game tonight.
SHHHHHHH FOOTY IS BACK ON
BANG BANG ON THE DOOR BABY
>>144402185threadsperg is bumping other threads
Never seen an /nrl/ thread this fast and zesty before. Inb4 fuck off you freshie
We hitting 1000 tonight
>>144402209always ramps up for finals
>>144402189fuck that make them travel
>>144402198That doesn't make it a "shithole" it's world class and doing better than other big cities like new york, london or paris.
no afl on we've got guests and if you couldn't see that you ARE a freshie
>>144402209its just a lot of autists getting upset at the concept of creating a new thread and migrating
>auspol discord trannies turning upYeah I think the gayfl isn't very entertaining
>>144402238for a change
reminder that Fraudgoys only try is off an interception they’re playing terribly
Has Millie got some $$$ on this one?
GROOVE IS IN THE HEEEEEEEEEEEART
>>144402228>>144402254
>this thread Goddamn
>>144402123
TOTAL POOJEET DEATH
gotta score here (a try)
BAAAAAAAAAAAWK!!!!
arrowposting is gay
YEEEEEHAWWWWWWWW COWWIES COWWIES COWWIES COWWIES COWWIES COWWIES COWWIES COWWIES
>>144402320its a sperg water muddying tactic
>>144402320nice one mate
how are you feeling N?
BRB lads. gotta do a gastric shit.
>>144402300This level of autism you must hang out with those nsn retards for sure
page 6 lads
Why would you take a newborn to a nrl game?!!!Also brandy just said >drinkwater is that nigga
>>144402352watch the game not the page count
PONGSHIT LOST IT PONGSHIT LOST IT PONGSHIT LOST IT PONGSHIT LOST IT PONGSHIT LOST IT PONGSHIT LOST IT PONGSHIT LOST IT
DROPGA
Is this that ponga fire I've heard so much about
/f1/ would mind break the sperg. They regularly go over 1000
>NOOOOO DON'T HURT OUR TWINKhigh contact yep send him off for a HIA (they won't)
PLAY THAT FUNKY MUSIC WHITE BOY
>get btfo>y-yuh a-autistic
>3 successful challengesLmao Gee got dropped for this fucking flog
kek @ the cowboys hippie trainer
Kek, how bad do these challenges reflect on the ref?
>>144402300The fact that you're an annoying cunt only makes me more critical of your political position. I'm thinking why are you like this, what part of your indoctrination makes you so fucking undesirable to be around. You are like the smell when someone takes a massive foul stinking shit after not shitting for a week and leaves the door open and the window closed on a warm still day, it permeates the entire house
was ponga onside there
newcastle having a meltdown without the home refball advantage
>>144402238Oh does it? :D
>50m restart
>>144402409
THE CRIPPLER
YEEEEEHAWWWWWWWCOWWIES COWWIES COWWIES COWWIES COWWIES COWWIES COWWIES COWWIES
I FEEL LIKE CHICKEN TONIGHTI FEEL LIKE MCLEAN TONIGHT
interesting ban, the same user who was necro-ing to kill this thread also said>Will only be page 8 at fulltime. Fuckoff freshcunt
>>144402007what about it?
>>144402370old m8 got mind broken long ago
close one, this
Will they sack O'Brien now
>>144402339Shitting bricks m8
it would be great if removed posts were deducted from our post count
>you aren't white and if the off chance you are white, you are a disgrace and hopefully get caught up in race riots in ireland one day and you end up dead.
Refs only get very slight slaps on the wrist for poor performance because refs are just stooges carrying out the will of the board members looking at viewership spreadsheets while acting as a lightning rod for fan negativity and not actual arbitrators of a real sporting competition
>>144402474Mate take your asian girlfriend and fuck off back to pol
kek Crossland ya numbskull
THE KING RETURNS
>>144402440
CHALLENGE
nah stay here total cuck death
>>144402474Only Americans can be white and I'm not American
This ranga ref fucking sucks
>the ref didn't see that knock onThis ginger cunt is ruining a great game
wtf was that from frizell? Alfie langer special
>>144402339>Ctrl + F>N>4647 resultsYou lads are obsessed
>none white
>both of you will end up dead by the hands of a none white. either because you both are not white and it will be just more non white on non white crime in a none white area of sydney or you will be get stabbed by a brown because you relaxed. either way, you only have yourselves to blame.
>>144402525Kek
ngl I love watching men of unknown ancestry run around in tight shorts
>>144402037wouldese
>>144402479Ponga can only do so much, the shit halves will cost ya’s
at least this game is competitive... unlike the previous 2 shitty boring games.
STOP SPILLING YOUR FUCKING LOLLIES
We need to do an "awe yeahh" count next time Ennis is on commentary
they should call the 100m sprint thing the race war kek
WE LIKE TO PARTY WE LIKE WE LIKE TO PARTY
i dont get it
Fagdam Smelliot gone missing
>they're letting the ball bounce not good
>>144402556itd be as many times as fatboy Roach starts a sentence with the word "gee"
Go away gus your players are on the bags again
>>144402567Millie story gone real quiet tonight
They made the surface shit on purpose so that KP can't use his side stepping
Get that up ya
Has anyone seen Best?
>fatboy Roach have some respect m8 Blocker is based
WHACK
side stepping more like slide stepping, lol
What if league got played on a bunch of difference surfaces like tennis
>>144402587lol never made the field. is injured.
that was the most obvious flop of all time call it you redhead
>>144402588u mean the dinosaur with the brain the size of a pea?
Should have passed to Marzhew, would have given me 3/4 of the multi
It already is if you get into the grass varieties, cut length, and field firmness
Amazing they found half a dozen times to blow that try but still got it
IT'SNOTOVER
Lucas > Ponga
bit sus that kick
That giant gaping hole intentionally left by the cowboys makes me believe this game is in fact 100% scripted
PONGSHIT PONGSHIT PONGSHIT PONGSHIT PONGSHIT PONGSHIT PONGSHIT
Best game of the round. Doubt tomorrow will even come close
OH NO NO NO
>>144402612I’ll take that over some of the other parasites in our great game
hmm Kayln usually has no problem bending it?
Tomorrow will be fun though and always amusing to see Manly fans when they aren't at Brookvale trying to get scallop pies and sparkling wines and shit at the normal club canteens
Now THIS is what all finals should be like.... We demand CHAOS!
>>144402553This, don’t get caught slacking
>a foreigner is buying into the 40 year old silvertail memeI really don't like that
accidental knee to the head DRAG THE CUNT OFF THE FIELDand play on
Whoever wins this gets gaped next week
They had a different middle age woman to normal working at the vietnamese owned bakery and she finished every single sentence with "darling" lads
did ya like my poem Nightie?
Lads, is it extra time 10 ew or golden point? Does anyone know, I'll look it up
Man I love Viet bakeries. No one can tell me colonisation was a bad thing
thank you pongshit thank you gayguy
OIHHHHH NO NO NON NO
Gamblegod was right there!
>Kalyn from Ponga
KEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEKNICE PASS PONGA YA FUCKING SPASTIC
>poocastle
>>144402681Against the pooark frauds... HA! I think not!
GAYGUY
Fuckin hell
>>144402690Gp now, even for gf, I thought
>>144402677First of all, I'm Australian. And secondly nobody from the former British Empire is a foreigner, you should just talk to more people
>>144402677Nobody likes anything that brownoid fag posts
>>144402696you just don’t wanna see what goes on in the back of house m8 you shan’t be having any more pork rolls
>>144402732kek
>>144402718You should go to brookie oval, it's a shit hole, especially compared to accor stadium. If you were an actual Aussie you'd know that
so close
>actually claiming that
>barely tackles hi>GREAT TACKLE
>>144402736Don't think for a second I wouldn't eat your missing cat if it was marinated properly and served in a crusty white bread roll
Sauditi touches it Cotter doesn’t
He got a finger surely
>>144402760Go back to Ohio, yanktard.
>>144402754you were sayin'?
HE FUCKING DID IT FUCK YEAH COOWWWWIIIIEEEESSS
terrible call
Bit of tomfoolery and shenanigans in that try
cotGOD
COWGODSKNIGHTKEKS
REUBEN GOATTER
> shithole
COTGOD
1000 looms
>>144402760*6 again motion* that’s fair play on I love me Chinese food too
in real time I was positive it was a knockon and didn't understand why they were even looking at it but the replay really does look like he just kneed it on
no weapon formed against the cowboys shall prosper
Can the cowgods defeat penrith?
Not looking good Newcastlebros
>>144402717Can't find anything later than 2018 they changed it to 5ew extra time then if required 5ew golden point. The fucking internet is so full of shit now it's getting hard to find info and things like this should just be on the game page on the nrl site
>>144402806they're one of those teams that can beat anyone on their day
>>144402801based JAC
not over yet hold fast cowwies
>>144402549Yeah it was always going to take an 09 Hayne style run from Ponga for us to go far
>>144402814https://www.nrl.com/siteassets/operations/the-game/nrl-international-rules-book-2023.pdf
Reuben Cotter has scored a try. The kick was pigcircus, Newcastle's season just died.
>>144402821knew he was the type of basedboy to shave his cock...
Death to all NRL Referees
>>144402741You're only saying that so westies don't come there and foul up the joint, bit pompous of you
N was literally just thinking that this Knights peem remind me so much of Hayne era Eels.
Going from playing 5ive and black eyed peas to playing pantera's cowboys from hell is a bit of a weird saturday night mix on the radio
Cowwies the real dark horse?
What's Millies ick level right now
cowwies getting loose in defence I do NOT like it
BIRF BIFF VIFFF
DO SOMETHING NEWCASTLE FOR FUCKS SAKE
>le chip and chaseHow often does that ever fucking work
bro think he billy slater
why are the called the cowboys and not bushrangers?
Something like that lmao
BIFF BIFF BIFF BIFF BIFFSOME ONE HEEM DEARDON
>ponga in charge of clutch moments
ITS FUCKING ON KINO KINO KINO KINO KINO KINO KINO KINO KINO KINO KINO
BIFF BIFF BIFF BIFF
lol nuthin in that... listen to the hillbilly yokels goin OFF OFF OFFF.... he barely touched him!
PUNCHES THROWN
>im 45 seconds ahead of the family by using mums foxtel
Would be embarrassing if cowboys lost from here
games gone
games gone this one specifically and rugby league generally
>>144402882
nighty night
COWGODS COWGODS COWGODS COWGODS COWGODS COWGODS COWGODS COWGODS COWGODS COWGODS COWGODS
GOODKNIGHT POOASSLEL
COWGODS COWGODS COWGODS COWGODS COWGODS
YEEHAW
>>144402911
dearGODnever in doubt
OH DEAR DEN
just so we are all clear, the arrowfag is from /gayfl/he doesn't even know what games on
>>144403001no shit
put AOB on a connecting flight to Bali with those shitters Gamble & Cogger
Newcastle sisters...... next year is our year
ponga's low pass fucked it
fucking refball
Cowwies will be raped by the sharkies if they play like this next week
better luck next year shitcastle...
NOT SO NODDY PONGA
>>144403013THAT'S WHAT YOU SAY EVERY YEAR
Sharks are physically incapable of winning a final it's like a disease
RIP
>>144403018Hope the Sharks and Roosters get btfo desu
Yeah time for a new thread
good game home crowd got the home
>>144398069
>/afl/ thinks i'm from /nrl/>/nrl/ thinks i'm from /afl/I am the man behind the curtain. The one pulling the strings. You are all dancing to my tune.
don't care didn't ask
who's baking
Guys can I please get an honest rate of my girlfriend? I love her to death but thinking of dumping her cause her pussy smells like rotten fish...
you’re actually a threadjeet from /cric/ who gets drunk and spergs out
If your team is relying on one star player your ngmi
>>144403091no but Steven May
>>144403090If the pussy stank its only getting worseDump and move on for some fresh flatty
KEK Ponga basically treating poor old Locky like trash
>>144402861Yeah and just like them the meme magic can only take you so far.
>>144403060people keep calling me threadjeet because I keep asking for new threads and telling people what page the thread is on/nrl/ is a (you) goldmine
thriving community and a beautiful sporti love life
>>144403084>>144403090>jfk died because he accidentally (You)d jackie while talking about her pussy
I love you all bros
The Dynasty will start next year for sure.
ponga confirmed overrated
>>144403090Probably got candida. That can be fixed with a change in diet, such as cutting out sugar
If Ponga, Cogger and Cotter had a love child, what would be the surname
>>144403166don't do it goatcastle chad you have so much to live for
Hate myself and want to die
>>144403090yeah what's she doing in belfast
>>144403090tell her to clean that kitty up
>>144403188I'm looking forward to this one
>>144402901Phil Blake era play
Now that the only legit good guys are out I shall be bandwagoning Manly because I like the Trbojevic Boys and DCE. If they bomb out too I shall band wagon the Storm.
>>144403188Hunt is still your 7 don’t get too smug just yet
k time to tune out.... as much as i love seeing vonnie and visualizing her naked, i aint gonna listen to these fuckheads borey parker and goober gronk spew out their inane bullshit...
cowboys get it done
>>144403090Buy her a gift basket of soap and bathbombs and that kind of stuff, some perfume, and get her to drink more water buy her one of those fancy wank water bottles chicks love. Or dump her idc.Just remember two things about women; men have the penis and men lead the dance.If you want her to change you have to set yourself as an example for her, and get married and do her doggy style so she knows you're in charge
Reminder that the real grand final is the NRLW grand final and GOATcastle WILL be winning that.
remember back in year 1 our principal organised a grand final mufti day, but I didn't care about newcastle or parramatta so I wore a poosters shirt instead.Kind of weird now that I think about it since I've never gone for them either. A central coast moment if ever there was any.
>>144403220hunts going to the roosters next yeardon't ask me how I know
how do you know Kyle?
Poosters are getting Chad next year they don't need Hunt for the halves, maybe they will need a dummy half though eh
>>144403248based principal wanting to get on the cans and pingas for GF day
>>144403237Does Meeks have a bf? I reckon she’d be a goer in the sack
>>144403299>6 S. Smith>7 C. TownsendGrim
Manly or Canterbury tomorrow betchads?
Manly. BILdogs are bigger frauds than the Pooarks.
Ye seagles for sure. Bulldogs croaked big time plus they'll be rattled from their cokebender, worried that others will get outed in media pics soon
>>144403347The Doggies
>>144403347Dogs are cooked... didnt time their run well at all. and josh abo car has single handedly derailed their season.manly to shit it in 13+
totally zonked lads gonna hit the sack good night lads love me /nrl/ family
>>1444032342 years from now the men’s team will be doing this shit
>>144403299Townsend is going there to get into coachingpoosters need a running half, this was decided before walker got injured, they were all ways going to lowball himif you know, you know
>>144403324The weird look ones usually are. Dunno about a bf. I try not to look into that sort of stuff.
>>144403354Kek all deleted
he WILL kick the winning field goal tomorrow
>>144403733nahhhhh that little dickweed can only kick field goals against the shitty faiders.
>>144403784holy newfag
that post will fuel him
Just here for the 1000 lads then I'm off to bed.
I'll bump us there myself if I have to
Family
Doggies win in extra time tomorrow
*takes your 1000 post*
1000?
>>144403950oh shit, nice tits!
>>144403957Based. Thanks lad. See you all tomorrow.
shame about her face tattoo although she must be a big Rabs fan
>>144403950You see what the cheerleaders wore tonight? Bloody political correctness gone wrong!
Think that KFC is coming back for a second visit lads. Feeling nauseous all of a sudden and just had one of those "half chuck ups" where it burns the shit out of your throat but doesn't go any further
Watching the last 5 mins of this AFL game don't bully me
No wonder they lost
He really loves African women
Don't gayfl customers love bragging about their crowd sizes? Looks grim
Giants famously get pretty shit crowds
>>144404318Who's winning
>>144404500Lions up 5 with a minute to go
>>144404318faaaaaaaaaaaaaaaagggggggggg
>Peter V’landys will try to convince one of the world’s richest men to buy the NRL’s free-to-air television rights in the game’s next broadcast deal.>The independent commission boss wants a meeting with US businessman Larry Ellison, the new Channel 10 owner, who is worth $265billion.
>>144404324>>144404365You'd think a guy who plays for the Roosters would be a Swans fan
>channel t*n
>>144404630if this happens NRL will get pozzed so fucking quick mark my words
>>144404638highest bidder sort of thing
>>144404630>Wanting this after how poorly Ten/Paramount have handled their soccer deals
>Less than an hour after Cronulla’s qualifying final loss to Melbourne, Sharks chief executive Dino Mezzatesta phoned the NRL and pleaded his club’s case to play a semi-final in their own backyard on Friday night.>The NRL risks the embarrassing scenario of the Sharks playing the winner of non-Sydney clubs North Queensland and Newcastle in front of less than 15,000 fans at Allianz Stadium at the same time as the AFL and Sydney Swans push for a 43,000-plus sellout next door at the SCG.>Mezzatesta had alerted the NRL during the week about the potential code clash – and now he hopes common sense prevails by allowing the Sharks to play their semi-final at PointsBet Stadium.>The Sharks chief added he had no interest in playing at CommBank Stadium in Parramatta, which is harder to get to for Sharks fans travelling from the Shire.Boot the Sharks out of the fucking comp, disgrace of a club
I thought week 2 and beyond you have to have a venue that can take at least 20K
They should get at least 20k to the game. There's a decent amount of Cowboys fans in Sydney
>>144404689>welcome to country >general abo worship >pride float >literally a fag jew ref >abo / coconut round >multiCULTral round>woman in league round >soft trialled a pride jersey How more pozzed can they go realistically
>>144405002k-kneeling
>>144404123You’re gonna have a bad night
>>144403950The face of /nrl/
>>144403354Nice try Diddy
>>144403237>Reminder that the real grand final is the NRLW grand final and GOATcastle WILL be winning that.
Last for #ourgirlEllie
>>144404500Me
last for /nrl/ and her family
Manly Warringah
