Darren Till fights tomorrow
friendly reminder from /ourguy/ Weili
>>144396508prove it
tom interimspinall
>>144396508THE tomorrow?
Spammy? Spammy is a disabled vegetable who never leaves his bedroom.
https://x.com/RobbieBarstool/status/1834761074849333474CHANDLER V DO BRONX BABY AT MSG
colbitch refused to fight
YOU STILL GOT IT GOAT
Colby? Colby will heem.
>>144396574Now this is projection
https://x.com/realruebenking/status/1834336497920593951SHAVKAT V USMAN END OF YEAR IN VEGAS
>>144396583>rematchboring
>>144396611Post legs chairboy.
SOIRIER GOING FOR THE MONEY FIGHT AGAINST DADMODE 40 YEAR OLD NATE DIAZhttps://x.com/DustinPoirier/status/1834690120894812659
>>144396621RIP Marty
CONOR SEETHING AT HIS VAST IRRELEVANCE IN THE EYES OF HARDCORE FIGHT FANS
>>144396583real news, reliable source>>144396621fake news, no sources given
>>144396633As soon as you post a solid schaub
>>144396621Keklal said he would fight first shavkat then usman in December, what happen?
>>144396661Oh no he actually thinks he can beat wrestlers this is going to be bad
>>144396691not a real source, he just makes shit up
>>144396630gayest part is that this is likely a title eliminator, betwen two guys who are 1-2 in their last 3 fights
Oh no no no!! HES A FUCKING CRIPPLE!!! AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!
>>144396652when will fashionbabs realize that subtle variations to classic cuts/designs/colors is the best way to look good. my guy is really walking around NY wearing purple and blue plaid. at least the wool/cashmere blend tie is nice
>>144396652I hate this doo
>>144396720I think Islam will just tell them to fuck off if they try to give him Chandler, he really hates that guy
if cumshot beats shitkat usmeng gigamurders shitkat
>Good things come to those who wait.SOON
>>144396720who else is islam supposed to fight? he pretty much has cleaned out the division. at least do bronx will be interesting and chandler is a fresh matchup.
>>144396753Islam either has to move up or fight who the company tell him too
No wonder you sit here all day, what else are you gonna do, cruise around on your fucking mobility scooter??? OH NO NO NO AND THATS WHY YOU SEETHE ABOUT SKATEBOARDING AND OTHER RANDOM SHIT!!! It all makes so much sense now.
>>144396762your shtick would be so much better if you had the ability to actually mimic their speech patterns and vocabulary in your greentexts instead of applying terrible, generic catchphrases to fighters with colorful personalities
>>144396779>rapedzzas not weight bullyinglolLOL
>fentanyl riddled AGP logicPoor Madame…
Lets not forget bros, heem bless
*weems you with style and finesse*
>>144396779There's a man I would like to introduce you to, his name is Ali...
Schaub Centre
I hope Oliveira chokes HGHgutler into the living death
Post legs or stfu, chair-boy
ur opinion = WGAF
>>144396833is there scientific proof?
>>144396884right here hermano
>>144396896CHIWIWI FOR YOU FUCKING GUYS
>>144396884yes. look up the requirements for speciation
whos gooby supposed to fight now
AGP FOR YOU FUCKING GUYS
shouldn't this be the policy for every eventjust make the ring girls the natives of wherever you are?arianny celeste and the usual crew can do apex events
>>144396912relegate him to knuck
>WHERE'S MY SONsoon
>>144396929you mean promote
>>144396927not promising but at least they aren't in their 40s
>>144396912Max for the BMF next year
>>144396583are the rumours about dave portnoy true?
>>144396936Chills.
>>144396929already there b
goobs is coked out of his mind at knuck
>>144396906>look up the requirements for an entirely man made constructyou probably thought that was intelligent
mike chandler has been punched in the fucking head too many times thats why he adopted africans because hes a fucking mong
>>144396936AljGOAT does tactical dq bait and he's hated, SHARTles assumes bitch position and he's loved?
>>144396990>man madeit's a natural phenomenon observable by man
Bro really tries to bully people on 4chan cuz he's a 24/7 wheelchair-bitch with no life kekeke
>>144396978kek unbelievable timing
who's got the picture of shevchenko vs grasso in bikini? fuck why I never save it
Imagine a world without Mexico
>>144397032here have a better pic
>>144396978Tbh coked out of his mind conor eradicating cans in bkfc and defending his belt 7 times until permanent suspension for DUI permaheeming someone would be good for his ego and a good show
>>144397039what a horrible world that would be
>brazzas I have autism
>>144397046many are saying this
>>144397041love this dude
>>144397039i'm much more interested in brazil. it's very interesting to me how they are probably even more diverse than america but you see everyone getting along so well. the girls are absolute smokeshows and come in all colors
>chandler taking a interim gooby fight
>>144397039HAMMOND
>>144397039
>Madame is headcanoning againXhe really lives in xer own world
>>144397032its not really her
serious questionyou guys think Alexa Grasso is still a virgin?
>>144397008the list of requirements and the definition are a construct entirely created by man for the ability to catalogue and understand the animal world, not based on any objective truth. You can construct an argument for speciation among living human populations anyhow.
LETS ALL BULLY CANADA
>>144397105she literally heemed lopez
Haplification.
>>144397105No.
>>144397105if we took a time machine to 20 years ago, sure
>>144397126I hate this doo
>>144397106>the tested-ad-infinitum mechanisms of evolutionary biology are subjectivewhy do you online retards always have to drag out every single topic. no more (You)s
>>144397110
I only want to hear this music play over a cartel execution video
Dana you must free Canor
>>144397146you can't test evolutionary biology at large unless you have a time machine, pseud.
>>144396991It's no coincidence hap is a bookworm, almost like the athleticism was drained right out of him.
>>144397099Then just post legs. Post legs. You coulda proved me wrong and been done by now, why keep crying? Hahaha!!! Sit the fuck down.
literally who gives a fuck about this fight, unless they do it at 170
>>144396991Actually it's because he said his wife's dream was to adopt black children (not a joke)
even if someone cracked open her avocado, there's no way she's been with more than a couple of guys over large spaces of time. she's unironically too pure. goddamn prude won't even fight in a sports bra and tight shorts
>>144397179It’s a good fight. Aren’t you interested in good fights?
Jones vs StipeChandler vs OliveiraUFC 30Washed
Why is Madame so desperate to see men’s legs? Is xhe going to jill her sissy clitty to them?
>>144396621Rue the broke reddit bitch has a less than 25% success rate. He just guesses likely matches and is sometimes right you stupid cazzie.
>>144397199damn who's that simp writing essays for her
>>144397229imagine if it was you haha
oliveria finishes chandler again
>>144397199what the fuck is this stupid bitch wearing, do all mexican men and women dress like this every day?
HOLY FUCK IS THAT JOSH "THE WARMASTER" BARNETT (UFC GOAT) ????!!!!
>wmma fighter>pureshe's had miles of cock b
Whos the chinniest bum in the ufc right now? GO!
>>144397276the pride of india
>>144397245seems to be an autistic kid, all his pics are essays
>>144397276It's Johnny Walky
What does BSD stand for
it's always some fucking gay discord drama every time i open /heem/. kill yourselves
>>144397257That’s AI lad
Michael Chandler is a virgin.
>>144397229>>144397288thawlts on juan alberto vasquez?
>>144397295im retarded
What's the story behind "Iron" Michael Chandler's nickname, "Iron"?
mark my words, /heem/: tomorrow night will be the GREATEST card in UFC history. viva Mexico!!
>>144397315He idolized "Iron" Mike Tyson as a child. He wants to be him. He has undergone the process of becoming a black man.
>>144397315thats the mineral he extracts from his haps to gain manlet performance
>ITS UPhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sEk514mAqNg>LIVE WEIGH INShttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sEk514mAqNgLETS GOOOOOOOOOOO
>>144397324Feet are gross only weirdos are into that shit
why didn't michael "retard" chandler take a fight he could actually win??????
>>144397346why are they doing mexican blackface
>>144397324feet are delicious only chads want to sniff them
>>144397315When someone asked Chandler what he’d do if presented with the opportunity to have biological children, he said “I run”. Someone thought he said Iron so the name stuck.
>>144397357he wanted to but islam ducked him
>>144397357that would mean fighting an unranked nobody
>>144397361thassa messican b
iron mike is fighting for his children hapman and hapboy
>>144397361They're using only mexican ring girls this time
the chinese had the footfag question solved
>>144397372impossible
PUTA PUTA PUTA PUTA PUTA PUTA PUTA
>>144397372>>144397390>the heemuality of canada
iron mike because he's raising iron mike's kids
Call me crazy, but I think tomorrow’s card will be disappointing.
mexican ring girls clothes look cute, no?
>>144397397based they should ditch the others and use latinos every time
For all we know, WIll Brooks sired both Hap and Ace.
>>144397439latinas* you mean you fucking POOF CUNT
>>144397427I don't know about you but I cant wait for a 25 minute MASTERCLASS in martial arts with alexa grasso and valentina shevchenko
Why isn't the co-main of MSG a title fight? Dana skimping?
>>144397439Latinos refers to men you faggot
ESTEBAN RIBOVICS (ROMANIAN NAME) WILL HEEM
>tfw don't spend every hour of my life confined to a computer chair >tfw never wasted hundreds of hours trying to vent my miseryq onto normal people>tfw I can live complete fulfilling human life as an able-body and self reliant person Ahh, sure feels good to not be a disgusting little rotting leg vegetable who can never EVER enjoy a normal human quality of life.
you're a retard or cazzie if you can't see how chandler sleems is"went life and death with poi"sleemed by michael johnson"rier"lam
>burnboy x cece
god has made noche ufc solely for me to enjoy
>>144397460>>144397471exactly
>>144397488If you were actually a well adjusted individual, you wouldn’t have made this post
>>144397427you're not crazy, just uninformed. most of the fights tomorrow are bangers (wmma doesn't count)
gay people are FAGGOTS
>>144396906looked them up, said blonde people are different superior species
>>144397511Oh nah this sugar cookie is capital G-Gay.
>alexa wearing bondage choker
Shev is objectively more attractive.
>>144397514>If you were actually a well adjusted individual, you wouldn’t have made this postthis could be said to 9 out of 10 heem posters
>>144397427Yeah
Joe Rogan is literally 5'3".
>gringo papi mentionedgringo papi mentioned>gringo papi mentionedgringo papi mentioned>gringo papi mentionedgringo papi mentioned>gringo papi mentionedgringo papi mentioned>gringo papi mentionedgringo papi mentioned>gringo papi mentionedgringo papi mentioned>gringo papi mentionedgringo papi mentioned>gringo papi mentionedgringo papi mentioned
imagine racking off a tac driver into rogans dome
>>144397557on schaub?
Sucking-it-in bros... is it worth it? Or should we just let the tummy do what it does?
>>144397545>>144397560Joe has done so much for this sport. Show him some respect.
>>144397566his belly is where the heeming power is stored you CAZ
Wait so are we all in wheelchairs or just me? I need clarification on your fantasies Madame
merag is an ugly little dog and deserves nothing in life because of this fact
>>144397566T-city will T-citheem
JOE PYFER BELONGS ON THIS CARDDANA WHITE DISRESPECTED JOE. WE WILL NOT FORGET THIS
t-cuidad
Why is their no Indian mma fighters?
>>144397578Yes agree but he is sucking it in. Just asking if that's the move or letting it hang like meng is the more chad move.
>convinced xerself that several bullies are just one person>convinced xerself said one imaginary person is in a wheelchairDon’t do drugs kids
>>144397609real mexicans relate to joey piper
>>144397629DO YOU EVEN WATCH MMA?
>fist bumpingI hate both these bums please have a draw or double ko
I kinda want Merab to win
>>144397629Bro jjust shut the fuck up
I love you. But that's why I have to kill you.
PUTOUU MERABB or what did he say?
YA TOOK A SHIT ON THE MIC
MERAB DVALISHVILI WILL BE THE FIRST EVER MEXICAN CHAMPION
>>144397648Ask Madame Xneed xhe’ll invent a new headcanon for us
>>144397655that's why you're poor and stuck in mexico while my ancestors moved here and make bank dipshit retard
>your the biggest superstar of all time what do you have to say?!?!>uh, si hablo sean, I will knock him out. that's all.
HuhWhy no proof still? Shouldn't take this long you said I was wrong so just stand up. Just stand up bro.
ufc noche=everyone in the world loses watching this beanified shit
When the Suga Show speaks you listen
>>144397655I want Merab to win because he will hold Sean up against the cage for 25 minutes and ruin Daners event so the seethe will be immaculate.
>>144397684That doesn't make sense
UFC Noche: Canada
Crazy how there are several spammys and apparently all of them are paraplegic losers.
>>144397713chills
Is Sean Screwed? Ragin' Al is cornering Merab
>>144397729remember when he beat khabib?
Chihuahuas are god awful rats, mexico deserves nukes
>>144397713Featuring all the canadian fighters you know and love like
>>144397729imagine buying a property from this bunch drunk bum...
>>144397680love me some poofc bimbos
>>144397729me when I see Ragin Al in my opponent's corner
>>144396508Fuck Dana
>>144397729i miss this nigga
>>144397764not even trying to be funny or edgy, I'm like 90% certain that's a meng, meng
?
>>144397789Fuck you
>>144397809ALEXA GRASSO IS PUKEOLA
>>144397815Cope
Will trump be at the fight tomorrow?
>>144397039Usa would have no good food at all.
>>144397805
Why wouldn't hunter let him?
>>144397713UFC Noche: 加拿大
>>144397764thats chaels wife btw
>>144397900noche :lnoche japan :o
ufc nachos: corn nuts
>>144397908Imagine the ikimasho posting.
Rooster Dance!!
UFC:
noche is mexican for heemthe real question is wtf does heem mean?
luke thomas is essentially mma lookner
UFC Antebellum: Nigeria
>>144396833"Alone" only has one L.
who's mike perry fighting?
It's gonna be Conor vs Poirier bros
>>144397998his nearest relative
>>144397864>Dirty RAT... Dirty RAT... tried to SCARE the stone face legend....... Alexander... Ooh sike... but the old legend had other plan for bloody bitch bastard RAT. In DISRESPECTFUL DESPICABLE rat move, the insecure RAT gave a shove at the weigh ins. But the unfazed...OOh Sike... had other plans for the DIRTY RAT. A lesson in respect and humility is what the teacher... OOh sike... had in store for big bloody rat bitch. >Match start and DIRTY RAT try to make DESPICABLE cheap shot but this old dog knew all of dirty RAT tricks. A 1-2 and dirty rat was HUMBLED in HUMILITY as he was taught valuable lesson in RESPECT.Anyone else get these videos/shorts recommended to them? Sounds like a jeet or thai got ahold of the knife salesman TextToSpeech.
HEEEEEEEM QUITTY
please don't be too mean tomorrow
>>144398076Don't listen to him, be as brutal as you possibly can, if you are wondering if you're being too harsh on us then you know you are doing it right.
>>144397895Kevin Penis is past tony levels of flushed. He's in the same mental state as well. They should start a podcast and Tony could redpill Kevin on how Khabitch ruined his career with EagleFC.
Your Honor, it was self defense man he put his hands up!>He did WHAT - he squared up!?? Knuck if ya buck bitch, case dismissed.
>>144398115
>>144398126a judge wouldn't say that
>>144398161We need to mental conditioning bro.
>>144398126Why is the judge sitting in the crowd seats?
im gonna be chill tomorrow bros
>>144398175When they finally dropped my charges after wasting 11 months and going through 3 prosecutors the judge of my case used some similarly colorful language.
>>144398187He's the judge the jury and the heemsecutioner.
>>144398126why does the judge have 6 fingers?
>>144396661>still ducking Perry sad
That's it. I'm going noche mode.
>>144398240DON'T DO IT OG.
>>144398230He's the judge, the jury, the executioner, and he has a birth defect.
>>144398115I have the highest quality pre-made memes loaded up for when Gane heems Aspinall for the title. There will be a mass bong exodus from /heem/ when Tom, Peeon, Paddy and Allen all lose on he same ppv. This will even shoot Canada above bongs in the kwab to GOD tier rankings.
GYAAAAAAAAATTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT DAAAAAAAAAYUM NIGGA
>>144398278...I doubt it
>>144398236perry's fired
>>144398305Yeah, fired from the unemployment field maybe.
My racism ban is overI'M BACK
>>144397933wouldn't the card just be featherweight and bantamweight
>>144398319he sucks shit
>for when gane heems
>>144398327congrats i hope you hungry >>144398339so, the perfect opponent for conor?
>>144398327very based, welcome back
gane is sitting at a boulangerie enjoying some saucisson and contemplating the great mysteries of the infinity both outward and inward
>>144398334Most likely.
>>144398347andercan is a faggot loser as well he should fight perry
canderson
Sometimes I wonder what Belal would doPiece these brazzas up or show 'em just what laying doI want to be empathetic, my heart like UsmanBut I would—It's time to get these devils out the wayHeavy metals on my sword we settle hard disputes todayThe Laz Vegas Apex divorceSay hello to your future fateThe division bred with carnivores, you let 'em snack, they eat your faceThe signatures is being forgedThey wonder why I'm not enthused to fightThe more CTE you get, the more your spiritual is triedIt's cynical to say I know these fighters petrifiedThe end result in submitted by Bobby Green or coked up full of liesCritical, I know my physical is tested all the timeI'm pitiful, sold place soon as I'm questioning my prideI'm seeing ghosts, blacking out, evading taxes one more timeI spare no feelings that ain't mineI'm in my feelings when I slide, I meanA brazza wonder what Umar would doAli Abdelaziz said I'm mentally with layers, trueI flood the meat market with my best regards, I eat my tiramisuAnd so it's up if you ain't one of ours, it's bad newsMy brazza Islam Mak said I gotta burn it down to build it upThat confirmation real as fucκIt ain't too many real as usLocking in to what I trustLooking outside, the kids live tomorrow'Cuz today Fazza justDied
lol
Fully bulked(Featherweight) O'Malley heems Turdpooria.
>>144398364That's one way of saying hes stuggling to read Harry Potter books, nigga.
>>144398409Another embarrassing AGPost from Madame Xneed
>>144398364gane is playing fifa and hasn't washed his balls in days
Max has been jelqing ilia is fucked
>stuggling
lets heem our mengs
stuggling
Madame Xneed is stuggling to stay sane
>>144398418Same energy https://youtu.be/MDLjn3jo6bM?si=hgxTANTioWFY0cMu&t=28
>Hapification
>>144398619mfw
>Kyle you have to make weight>NO FUCK YOU I'M A MONSTER AAAAAAAAAA
>>144398631
>>144398635who is kyle in this allegory?
>>144398646
THERES GONNA BE A REMOTE FOR EVERY SEAT IN THE SPHERE AND IF ENOUGH PEOPLE CLICK IT IN UNISON THE ENTIRE STRUCTURE WILL IMPLODE AND REVEAL A STATUE OF ARI EMANUEL
I still can't believe that the thing they chose to play on screen during the fights is a live feed from inside Dana's asshole.Despicable really.
Dave "Redneck" Mundell
Will he be reffing this saturday?
there's gonna be a remote for every seat in the sphere but only one will reveal that conor is actually a powerbottom
Alright goodnight. I dont need to hear my computer reading your deranged posts like that. See you at the Noche!
>>144398699KWAB
>>144398699That's not Herb that's a random black guy
>I'm gonna take him to deep walders>Keep dat same energy>There levels to this>He's not on my level>Imma show u levels>Levels...>It's an honor to share the cage wit him. All love. Two warriors putting on a show for the fan!>Nothing personal, it's all respek. But he tryna take food from my KIEEEDS moufs. >It's all about respek>Whatever gets me closer to the title.>I believe I deserve title shot next>I was rapedWhat are some other top NPC fighter dialogue trees?
in many ways chandler won
HE CANT EVEN WALK
>>144398754>I want the title I don't care who has itwhen asked if he wants to fight the champion
>>144398418An Alpha BWC BVLL hunting his blk boy sissy beta buck prey
>>144398800Stop it you'll trigger xer AGP
>>144398774>>144398800wtf b...
>>144398327There's been a sissy clitty blk american boy reporting posts recently. blk boy incel seethe is truly adorable
>>144398808I have AGP (A Giant Penis) >>144398815Why are you obsessed with 'sissy boys'. Seems to be on your mind a lot, in an unhealthy way, to be honest.
>>144398754>I'm feeling the best I've ever felt when asked about their new weight division. They are then heemed
>>1443988297 inches is not giant sorry Madame, you have autogynephilia
>>144398829That's just what they're called
I DONT GIVE A FUCK B
>>144398829>Why are you obsessed with 'sissy boys'. Seems to be on your mind a lot, in an unhealthy way, to be honest.you'd know
>>144398808why you using xer's correct pronouns?
>>144398838bro this guy shoves turns up inside his fucking lip what is wrong with him
Dana said only 900 more posts until UFC Noche
>>144398754I'll fight whoever the matchmaker want me to
autogynephilia is extremely common in blk boys, many of them like to dress up like black women and try to lure White men into using their tight little blk boypussies
>>144398815>>144398857>ohhhh I will come to your defence AussieDaddyPathetic. Truly embarrassing.
>>144398754>It's gonna be a goddamn war, FOR FUCKING YOU GUYS!>We gon fine out Saturday night.>I'm not looking past >opponent<. My focus is completely on him, and we'll worry about what comes next afterward.>He's never fought anyone like me before.
>>144398872>Another seething sissy clitty blk boyYou need some BWC, that'll get rid of your AGP and turn you into a real cock slut, not just an autogynephile
>>144398865This must be Madame's favourite channel
>>144398865>Obsessed with black sissy trannies>Shows his saved playlist of blk sissy tranniesgrim...
>>144398838
what snacks do i make for my friends coming over tomorrow lads
ngl something weird is going on in this thread
>>144398906cum brownies
>>144398914quite based
>>144398865>LIVING AS A GIRL WITH A PENISBased (if black)Cringe (if white).
>heem on a friday night
>>144398914Turns out schizo aussie has a fetish for blk sissy bois and his projection has finally come to light. Now we can get back to discussing mma
>>144398957He’s just like Madame
>Doesn't walk out to "Welcome to the Machine" by Pink Floyd
Dana White gets to fuck one of the fighters tomorrow. He gets to choose which one like a lobster at the grocery store. Give it a nickname, take it to the office, suck it off, ect.
Esteban Ribovics is gay. There is quite literally no way he isn't.
alright spamstralia that’s enough
>>144398865What does it mean if the most convincing transgender women are black men?
>>144398989it's called welcome to the jungle and it's by guns n rosesidiot
>>144398998Wtf r u doing brah you haven't submitted your picks yet
>>144399003Remember to save it before the jannies come
death to ckb(apart from dan)
>>144399003Just wanna clarify that it’s not me.
>>144399005This is the ganecel
>>144399005blk boys (no joke) have the highest estrogen hormone profiles and the least sexually dymorphic faces and bodies, it's easy for them to become girls
>>144398865That's a man
>>144398998Hnnng wtf
>>144399023I’m not the one posting all the black trans men
>>144398998
>trannies get posted>Madame stops postingTRIGGERED
>>144399039same flag it's probably you
>>144399039No but you are the one asking that question while at the same time being a superfan of a black man
>>144396800Cupcakes Cupcakes Cupcakes
>>144399053Gane is mixed race
>>144399044This is going to sound outlandish but thay guy looks like he has non consensual sex with men. Black men specifically.
>>144399066not a chance
gayne is a black man with big titties
>>144399039They're black trans women. blk boys are barely male in the first place, you can't seriously say this >>144398998 is a man
>>144399089Yeah I mean who am I kidding, that motherfucker is probably a 7'0 veteran and athlete. He even looks familiar, I think he used to play ball in Europe. He stood out because he was the only non-black dude on the team.
The West has fallen...
gane is french
>>144399117lol is that herpes
>>144398998Just imagine slipping your BWC between those blk boy butt cheeks hnnggg
>>144399117
>>144399117This nigga has an STD
>>144399117for me it's the cream, the pube, and the zit
>>144399125based virgin
>>144399136yo this dood got the herps lmao
>>144397213Why are you using American words, you Twat
>goobs says he’s tested 2x more than any other fighterHow come he’s not testing positive for sniff?
'evin 'ash 'as 'aped
ive heemd you all
>>144397348When you lick the bottom of a woman's feed you're pretty much eating the piss, vomit, of other men, along with many other unknown invisible debris
>>144399186MMA?
>>144399159Drug test are shit and don't work 90% of the time.
>>144399188B A S E F
>>144398998Tony lost
>>144399188>beer stanky leg but stayed on its feetboy'd
Man is born tired and lives to rest.
>Enter the thread>The blk sissy Australia spammy is actually sexually attracted to them.>Posts proof>Bong spammy admits he's gay>Australia falls below CanadaMajor narrative shifts and fraud checks here tonight.
>>144399240Just wait until I reveal my true nature.
>>144399188Very similar
>>144399240I'm mostly just memeing, but also they're literally just women, no "man" has an as like a blk boy on estrogen
>>144399294Please seek help
>>144399294You are ruining our reputation
Imagine hating black people so much that you want to stick your dick in them
I saved multiple gay porn inages on to my computer as a meme you guys I'm not actually going in to black sissy porn I only post about 24/7
>>144399294Kek
heeminder tomorrow night's card is being marketed as the greatest sporting event in history, not just combat sports
Shev vs Alexa isn't that bad of a fight to be honest
>>144399192Why do you have to flipping highlight the shit I say? you know what's going to happen. Worry about the person who started this talk
>>144399389not watchin that shit tho
>>144399404Not blaming you
>>144399402Combat sports?
>>144398865>>144399005 >>144399294>>144399332Literal schizo faggot. So all the jizzy talk... you just want to hate fuck him all along or something?
>>144399413Ok, go!
>>144399389its better than the average wmma fight but still couldnt hold a candle to the average niggasmma fight
I'm praying Grasso wins just to put Shev in her place, she thinks she's a God
VIVA MEHICO!VIVA!VIVA MEHICO!VIVA!
>>144399420No it's just funny to talk about Dricus buck breaking, feminising and dominating sissysanya, it triggers blk boy clitty incels and hits at their deepest insecurities
>>144399420That guy isn’t me
you broke ass reddit bitch
>>144397179Seeing this announced I didnt mind it at first simply bc its an alright fight and its funny that chandler really got cucked and is not getting the mcgregor fight after waiting 2 years. But then I find out its fucking co main for the jones/stipe ppv and as that its honestly lame as fuck
>>144399427For sure
Stop talking about the effect DDP has on non-white "men".
That nina drama bitch didn't deliver with the "Alexa Grasso teaches me X" to actually show her feet, fuck her
Izzy wins the rematch
>>144399447>>144399455fer sure b. incels wanted izzy to win. you sure taught them a lesson by showing your black tranny porn history!
>>144399447>>144399478Both of you are fucking gay
>ddp>jon joneswhy are closeted gay men so strong?
Double Double PenetrationThat's what it feels like when He THOMPS you.
>>144399485blk boys were desperate for sissysanya to win and we're constantly spreading their blk boy clitty incel cope. Once the fight started though they were rubbing their itty bitty blk boy sissy clitties seeing sissysanya get dominated by a strong White man like daddy Dricus.
>>144399537I hate to say it, but this is probably the most important post on all of 4chan right now.
>>144399538This, so much this
The fucking state of this thread... What time is UFC how many bongs
>>144397173this post is funny and underrated
>>144399583How many blk boys in this thread would offer up their boyholes to daddy Dricus?
Heeminder you'd lose absolutely nothing by filtering Australia
>>144399611surely theres normal austrailias
>>144399497underrated post
>>144399626All anglo spawn besides leafs and jamaicans are not well. How many bongs until Noche b?
Imagine if they cared about WMMA.
send ur energy for alexa's fight tmr
They must be having dress rehearsals at the Sphere right now. Oh, I just cannot wait to redeem the greatest event in sports history!
>>144399626I am waiting for the black fetishist to stop before I resume posting
>>144399724Depends
schaubs friend won the truck!
UFC Nacho Ranchero Seasoning
>>144399734
>>144399863>I have no words>11:55
>O'Malley outlmfao how red is Dana right now
So now that the Cuckler fight is off whos Conor fighting next? My first thought was Tony but his losing streak is so big even actual mcgregor fans cant justify a title shot after he beats him. Maybe Hooker would be a good matchup and very beatable plus hes got a high rank now after the gamrot win. Would make a lot of sense
>>144399886>12 minute video of Chael sitting in silence making that face
>>144399893I'll fight him
>>144399893it's still Chandler, Chandler is just fighting Oliveira in the meantime
goobs chandler isn't off until chandler gets brutally heemed (which he will)
>>144399756Pusi
>Merab is underdogLiterally how...
Sword of Mexico, Raul Rosas Jr
>>144400051Must have flipped recently cause I’m sure he was the favourite
>Merab underdog>Val underdog>Bahamondes underdog>Ortega underdogSo mucb free money coming my way
>>144400069Both betway and betfred have him as the dog. Perhaps Merab has been injured or something.
"Have you got a dawlg in this fight?"- Mel "Let me at 'im" Gibson
I still can't beleive I missed Tybura-Spivac...
Get 'aped by a pack of 'iggers
crazy to think goobs won the story without even having to fight hapler, those poor black babies must be absolutely starving
el compita merab por olfateo de entrepierna unánime
>>144399893His next fight is with alcohol addiction, chael was unironically right
>>144400132>he thinks goobs won the storyplebeian, goobs is getting strung along on his contract and cucked out of millions of dollars, he's desperate to fight and get out of the ufcand chandler is still his next opponent, the damage he takes fighting oliveira will delay goobs return even further and if he loses it kills what little hype there is left for conors return stone dead
no me hemees por favor senor
>>144400232*te heemes*
>>144400232*gets heemato anywayo*
>>144400240me muerto
>>144400269hablo en espanol por favor
>>144400288Hola chico tu was heemato vato
>>144400232esta bien, te perdono.
conor was literally pleading with dana to let him fight in december, he's even asked sheikh turki to get involved now kekhe's getting absolutely shafted here, quite sad tbqh
>>144400300Hey paisano what time is UFC on today local time I need to plan my day and naps
>>144400316It's nice when we agree isn't it, pet?
>>144400325google it you fat fuck jesus christ
Iron sharpens iron. Bet the house on Bahamondes.
Well well well, about 2 hours of fucking around with my computer and now it's working again. I don't actually know what was wrong or how I fixed, but it works.
>>144400325jesus it you fat google fuck christ
>>144400339I think it's showing me Finland time and I'm trying to make sure don't pick on me for making effort to ILLEGALLY STREAM Daner's retarded circus even though I'm not home
>>144400353Et tu, Björn?
>>144400355you're even more retarded than i thought
Yep, this must be the true power of "jus werkz" based logic. It just works.
I'm starting to think the Italian flag isn't Italian at all.... He's far too intelligent
>>144400384Thanks for having misplaced faith bappa
goobindeejeet can now focus on becoming president and turning dublin into the rape country of the world
>>144400325I hope you are not calling that anyone IRL
>>144400404Hey fuck you
>>144399893Connor is busy making whores walk the plank somewhere off the coast of Greece
>>144400465He’s in Florida doing business with Feldman at BKFC
>>144400471If by doing business, you mean snorting coke and masturbating, then sure
>>144400232Que tal vato
>>144399893We won't see him fight ever againWhich is sadBut on the other hand, it's what was suppose to happen, conner was and in some way still is a lowlife Irish plumber who has been blessed by the heem gods, the only thing that made him wander away is his drunken Irish blood
>>144400209>and chandler is still his next opponentonly for as long as goob wants that to be so, ye fewl of ting ye
>>144400575>he thinks goobs is getting what he wantscan you even read b?
>>144400580read this mate*heems you*
>>144400575Gooby seems legit rattled by the fight announcement, I think this is going to get ugly
>>144400588Some damn fine heeming there
I told you they were ready to make a move on gooby after they uploaded this thumbnail
>>144400604In the past year and a half, they uploaded his loses to Khabib and Dustin several times. Dana is fed up with gooby's cokehead antics. It won't be long until Dana is publicly shitting on him.
Btw if you were hyped for a 7 time accused rapist returning because “funny man say funny thing”, reassess your entire life and moral compass. Your entertainment value does not supercede law and morality. what if it was your sister or daughter he raped, would you still be talking about his career and return in that case?
You niggas know you is my boys but I can heem every here. Respectfully.
>>144400655You're a 117lb Taiwanese ladyboy with a 3 inch dick. You can't heem shit. Respectfully.
i can't wait to see merab's unconscious body on the floor
>>144400604They put goobs getting smacked around in all their thumbnails at this point
>>144400536Wow he's just like me..
>>144400450I think it's cringe to use local words like that don't worry b also respect the same when you come to finland, I don't even say grazie to pretend I can speaking italiano
>>144400758Why would I come to that frozen shithole for any reason at all?
>>144398774>veins thicker than my mengjust a natty boy doing natty things
>>144399611bo nigger
>>144400779The air is fit to breathe and we have 1/10 the Haps you do, Lapland in autumn is a real peach
For me? It's Makwan "The King of Finland" Amirkhani
Paya y a dormir
>>144400807I'd rather go visit Sweden where the real chads live
>>144400792You have a very thin meng
>>144400914You don't know what you're saying b
Another draw would be kino for the Grasso-Valentina timeline. Imagine having these two fantastic women fighting each other each year til retirement.
o'malley heemsmerab heemsortega heemslopes heems
There stood the giant asp wall. The gift of god found himself staring at such a magnificent piece of work. So, he resolves to tear it down.
>>144397412I like this guy's angry Speedy Gonzalez vibe, is he any good?
O'Malley out! UFC 306: Merab Divalishvilli vs Kyler Phillips
>>144401055bro, shut your fucking mouth and don't ever dare speak again. the only "good" fighter to ever come out of sw*den was goofystaffson, and he got heemed. be quiet
>>144401055Please post more, Alexander Gustaffson was a great fighter and he beat Jon Jones
ufc 300: nike vs new balance
conor mcnigger call me conor mcnigger!!!
>>144401213>>144401213>>144401213>>144401213>>144401213
>>144398327Let that be a lesson not to mess with the Reddit mod team again bucko!
>wastes two years of his career waiting for a fight that will never happenCANdler confirmed KWABOTY
