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>Kars $ Kids edition
Our Atlanta Braves
TOR: Alejandro Kirk went 2-for-5 with two RBI in a 4-3 win over the Cardinals on FridayLAD: Tyler Glasnow underwent a scan after his setback Friday, and the Dodgers described the initial results as “promising.”PHI: The Phillies will have Alec Bohm and Edmundo Sosa begin rehab assignments at Triple-A Lehigh Valley on SaturdayTB: The Rays will use Drew Rasmussen as an opener and Tyler Alexander as a bulk guy in Saturday’s game against the GuardiansNYM: Francisco Lindor could be back in the lineup Saturday after leaving Friday’s game with lower back soreness, manager Carlos Mendoza saidKC: Alec Marsh matched his career high with 11 strikeouts and held the Pirates to one run in 5 1/3 innings in the Royals’ 8-3 win FridayCLE: Tanner Bibee allowed eight hits and three runs with nine strikeouts across six innings in a loss to the Rays on FridayWAS: DJ Herz allowed four hits and one run with five strikeouts over five innings in a 4-1 win over the Marlins on Friday
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>>144398033We shouldn't punch down and make fun of Illinois. Its like the retarded cousin you don't talk about, its bad form to make fun
>GIDPstros
LET'S GO METS GO!https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ymixm6PtVBA
>>144398063Hoping Lindor is okay but Alvarez getting back to back days with 3 run shots is very encouraging.
cubs should actually injure hunter goodman, don't let him walk again
>>144398058I grew up in a small town in Wisconsin and half the people I was friends with in high school moved to like Peoria or whatever outside of Chicago and I've been so confused why you'd chose there over anywhere else.
>>144398077Gonna injure you with my balls, pal
Barehanded kooch
The bare hand was nice tbqh
>>144398077>don't let him walk again
Taillon better aim for the face next game. Fucking pussy.
>>144398058Meh, no one can really talk shit to Chicago other than NYC. Everywhere else in the country is a joke compared to Chicago.
perhaps the worst half-inning of Cubs baseball this year.>>144398077ill never hear that name again
read about kars4kids and now im pissed off still love the mets tho
115 losses
>>144398122lmao
Royals will not make the playoffs.
>>144398133KC probably makes it. I am more worried about the Orioles. My god does Baltimore look very bad.
>>144398122we told you what it was, should've just left it alone
memes and dreams
Cubgers LOST that game
>>144398133>Get 12 free wins off the white sox >still miss the playoffs
Kek 1k strike for cease. Thanks Umps God lol
>>144398151No, they're not. They're not a playoff team. They can't win against winning teams or even decent teams.
fucking ******s, send the faggot to the hospital next game. also smyly
>>144398133Are you retarded? They'll make it. It's Baltimore that'll be out. At this rate the WCs will be KC, Tigers and Twins.
dezu i dont understand how smyly's era is what it is, every time I watch him pitch he pisses down his leg. weird
Hunter Deadman tomorrow. I want to see blood for that little fucking faggot
>>144398174No. You are retarded. The Orioles are not going to miss the playoffs. The Royals are.
>>144398174>4 AL Central teams in the playoffs
>>144398183he's always one pitch away. mutual option next season should be declined
doyers
Saurez is doing too good. He needs to get hit hard so this FO doesn't trick themselves into extending him
Why is nobody talking about Nunez? Arguably the best Mets reliever and he’s done for the season
>>144398183>>144398203He has 1 good pitch, and it can't be thrown for a strike to be good so he walks everybody since he has nothing else. Fucking scumbag.
>GIDPstros again>Yordan lazily swings at a pitch a foot off the plateWe always do this shit. Omar Lopez needs to be shot out of a cannon
>knuckle curvesmiley is a meme pitcher
>>144398213Let’s be real he has something on Perry No way he stayed on the team as long as he did and still gets called up AGAIN
>>144398225>Its still Edwin
>>144398174>yfw there are not only 1 but 4 Comedy Central teams fighting for playoff spots and there's a chance all 4 will make it
>>144398225>Its still EdwinWhoa
>>144398225can you take a measurement of your neck? give me the circumference
>>144398041fpbpdoes anyone have more cubs edits?
>>144398247>Its still Edwin.>Maton has been amazing>along with Danny Young.>Nunez
>>144398277
>giEnts
Lol thanks Logan Webb, you're so kind!
mettis on ya azz
>>144398237That "multiple other teams are interested in him" shit they tried to pull, and then he got put on waivers and NOBODY wanted him lol
I had 12 beef tacos for dinner
>>144398247>Edwin
>>144398302He definitely fucked some hookers with Perry while on a bender There is no fucking way that faggot should have stayed on the team as long as he did
My Mets and Phillies are on top and no one can stop /us/
>>144398225>Edwin >GoodI'm a Mets fan through thick 'n thin but this ain't it chief
Oh its completely mindbroken at this point.
>>144398225No Mets fan believes this
>Adley Rutschman has an OPS of .719What the fuck I thought he was supposed to save the Orioles
>>144398225Real mets fans KNOW EDwins is fucking trash. Fake fan detected.
>>144398344>cubes paid top dollar for the same shit as last yearkek
>>144398225Real Mets fan in here to laugh at this one
So sick of all these fake Mets fans thinking they know shit about baseball. Did you even watch the season?
>>144398351To the defense of rutshcman, he's played almost every game at this point. Dude has to be gassed for playing catcher. Then again, Baltimore has shown way too many cracks from their foundation over this entire season.
Fake met fans outta NO WHERE
>>144398225>edwin>goodretard
>>144398073do you guys get any prizes if they hit the pole? we get free chickfila when they hit the fowl pole
>>144398225I think you need to hydrate, Edwin ain't it. And I'm a mets fan been watching since 2005.
>>144398225Edwin stinks!! Peeeyouuu!
>>144398122>early life
ITT: the cubs faggot shitting and pissing his pants and replying on cooldown because Hunter Goodman ended any realistic chance of Chicago making the postseason.
>>144398225>didn't the Cubs faggots say that they'd be a playoff team, and here they are shitting themselves against the Rockies. It's honestly funnier knowing they spent all that money on Counsell, and their bullpen has been nothing short of a gas canister. Oh well at least the Cubs have Bellinger or some shit.>>>144398214>Nunez was fine but best reliever? Its still Edwin. Besides him, Maton has been amazing along with Danny Young.
>>144398368>>144398373it's probably the FAGGOTner trying to ingratiate himself with mest shitters for the metsiner shit earlier in the season
>>144398225Erm..edwin??
>>144398225Edwin sighted
It's all one guy
>all these mestfags coming out of the woodworkcan't wait for them to collapse
None of this is real, nobody is real
This place had what, 2 metfags? Where did they all come from
>cubes get BTFO >all this shit startsBehead all cubes faggots
>>144398434No fucking shit? He's crying so hard because the Cubs are missing the playoffs yet again. But hey at least they got PCA who's hitting .237 and their bullpen has become a tire fire. Justin Steele won't even fix that team because its all on offense.
>>144398448It's all one guy
>>144398448
>RISPstros….
>suarez got out of itHell has frozen over
it don't matter. none of this matters.
I didn't expect 4 scoreless innings from Suarez but wow he somehow kept us in this game
>>144398448Femanon here! I cried a few days ago when I realized it was truly over. PCA has been great recently.
Milwaukee and Arizona haven't played each other up until right now. This new schedule format is garbage Manfred
>>144398467now pull it off
>>144398448Get em femanons
>>144398448Femanon owns you. Bitch
Was that seriously Cusbpie that got posted earlier? No way, right?
Cubspie is my girlfriend
>>144398448I can't believe the Mets gave up PCA for Baez. That will haunt them for centuries to come.
Stav from Cumtown is throwing out the first pitch for the Orioles on Wednesday
>>144398475No thanks we’re trying to tank
>>1443984701/2here, I did. Kill that furry faggot!!!
Chadres Angels broship status?
>>144398514FOR WHO????????
>>144398480>forcing this meme again
>Go to the playoffs>Just to get sweptI'd rather not fucking be in the playoffs man. This is going to be humiliating. We should unironically just lose out. Can't handle this shit.
>>144398528Neither the Angels or Padres game matters to the other team. But I hope you win
>>144398541Ex-fucking-actly. Only newfag Met fans don't get it. It's better to regroup instead of have false hope. We need to demand better.
>>144398541This isn’t even decent bait
>>144398506is he going to throw a cut-let fastball?
Damn almost a great play Wagaman
>>144398535Ethan Holliday >>144398528It’s there
>>144398506You’re fucking kidding, I’m going to that game. Also did you know Stav fucked a 17 year old boy
>>144398555NEVERMIND HE WAS OBVIOUSLY SETTING UP THE DOUBLE PLAYGENIUS MOVE FROM WAGAMAN
>>144398549Thanks, gotta start winning games since Mets and braves are slowly creeping on us, hoping Brewers can help us too. Little tad nervous but I feel we control our own destiny now.
>>144398475>memeiner fag thinks the team is making itthey're getting swept by the rags
>>144398553If you aren't a real mets fan you don't understand. We haven't won in 37 YEARS. We need more change than just a new owner. Are you retarded?
>>144398568yea
>mets make the playoffs>still find a way to spin that into a negative thingmet fans are genuinely mentally ill
What do you imagine Recker “dancing sexually” would consist of?
>>144398506maybe he'll just throw some high cheese
>>144398573This desu, what a bunch of whiny faggots jesus christ
Mets are gonna win baby
>>144398506I actually heard that Stav was more of a junk-food baller
go Sneks
>>144398506he should probably stick with a steady diet of sliders
>>144398564You're gonna make it bro. You just gotta believe like how I believe the Angels will one day be a good team again.
>>144398558I should make a Shiroko and Chen having a cold one baseball themed for us!
real fan: my team sucks, yeah we made the playoffs but we're going to get bounced in the first roundfake fan: my team is the chads and is finna win the 'eries
>>144398571Lol, figures.
>>144398606ya
>>144398595i forgot the pic and I'm gay
>>144398602realllll
can i get the discord i wanna post cock in it
relax
i'm just glad that i witnessed the cubs faggot meltdown yet again for the 18th time. don't worry the Cubs will get to play in the playoffs when the Ricketts decide its time to spend on a bat worth a damn. only five more seasons for this quality of a SS at 28M!
>>144398601NeatIf you do tell him to make the line art black
>>144398637Ooh. For like other hats like the Chen one?
>>144398506stav was disappointed when adley rutschman explained to him what a forkball was
Stav is fat
It's never been more over.
YORDONG
damn
>>144398657he also thought it was caught
>>144398632>faggotshe's female, females can't be faggots
>>144398653
>>144398622https://discord.com/invite/ZFTRTSP
>>144398660Yeah I thought so too, the amount we’ve been robbed this season, it’s nice to not have one robbed
damn that was so close Mickey
>>144398632
>>144398653ay what the fuck dood?
>>144398644I never got around to posting the temp of the other Chens because the color he used for the line art would bleed when i tried painting it I’m not good with procreate so I did what I could
>tfw more handegg concussion dramabaseball will be king again, bros
Stav is a boy diddler. No seriously look it up
Ugly swing
I was anti-Stav but the Adam Friesland Show has been so bad I hope Nick dies and Stav takes a dump on his grave
>>144398690it's just tua
Does LA or SD have more in common with OC?
>RISPstros
>>1443986903 concussions in 2 years, that shit is scary. That guy's going to die young
>>144398701hawk tuah?
>>144398705The three are not that different. They're geographically pretty close to each other.
>>144398711but he's tough!
>>144398700They’re all unfunny now. Just be grateful we had cumtown when we didhttps://youtu.be/Vg3ExOCzGwI
Honestly how did a bunch of 2hu fans end up getting into mlb? It's an interesting combination.
>>144398725I hope nick gets his juice back at some point, he's too young to just fade into obscurity forever
>>144398727I reccomended a patchy Hentai a couple of years ago to some anon who needed to fap and he called me 2hudadspie so I went with it
>>144398727This place is nothing but oldfags
>>144398700TAFS really is shit beside like 3 sketcheshttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_0-eoEr7jCY
gg astrosold guys on the mound tomorrow
GG Astros.Saurez surprised me. I still have faith in Aldergheri though.
gg astros At least Suarez was alright
ASTROS WIN 5-3ggs AngelsWe are 8-0 when Kooch starts. Hope the Italian kid yal have isn’t too beaten up about this. See yal tomorrow.
>>144398747yeah the tiedrich stuff is funny. i stopped watching pretty early tho. I feel like all podcasts have a short shelf life
>>144398632thanks for pca!
>>144398773huh?
Ugh RISP is so bad with my Poodres. They need to start Solano more and move Croney and Bogey down, just so. Much traffic left on bases.
>memeiners
>>144398825It's possible they may never win another game.
cal sac fly
RANDY
sub .500 in 2 days time
>Astros win and will probably win the series with the Angels to distance themselves from the Mariners while the Mariners will lose the series to the Rangers>Mariners lose to the RangersThis is an extremely funny turn of events
alright boys pack it up season is over
>>144398921>$700M+tip btw
>>144398921I don't get it
>>144398928tipping culture is toxic and should be abolished
FAGGOTBACKS KEK
>>144398940NANI???
my Sneks
Thanks Broo croo, I can always count on you.
>>144398921I'll watch until the bitter end
>Dbags lose>Mets and Braves winJesus this is a tight race
>>144398932
>>144398940I'm glad they're finally going to tax those tipped assholes
>>144398980>I want more taxesKek imagine being this cucked
>instead of pulling away the sneks decided they too want to have a giggle and maybe miss the playoffs
>>144399010they're not going anywhere anyway with that pitching
come on seabros
>>144399010when was the last time both world series teams missed the playoffs the following year?
>>144399027cringe
>>1443990291839.
>>14439902907
>>144399035fuck all of texas
>>144399027
>>144399043double cringe
does everyone on the mariners have a first name that starts with J? what the fuck
>BREAKING: Per Ken Rosenthal, Lindor to undergo MRI to assess a possible herniated disc. Mets awaiting results to announce IL stint in the coming days.
>>144399057A lot of R last names too
>>144399060pussy, I just ran a half marathon in 90 minutes with a herniated L4
BOOM JULIO
>>144399060It’s 1am in NY m8
>>144399078city that never sleeps
JULIOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
JULIO actually used a clutch!
THE SEA RISES!!!!
Sit the fuck down Bazardo.
day of the rake looming
>>144399080proof?
>>144399105no pipi
JU-ROD [HOO-rod]>>144399073>JP Raleigh>JT Rodriguez
we're getting a Padres World Series win this year
>>144399080Where are the 27 rangs fags at then??
Chadres shut-out the Giants and got to Webb early! Chadres win! See you tomorrow San fran!
>>144399116it's working hours in india
>>144399049BELIEVE
GG gnats see you tomorrow
R A N D Y
Nice foul territory catch!
>>144399135Coom status?
>>144399141I really wanted the Braves to pick him up at the deadline
>mfw randy
gg rangerbros see you tomorrow. what a night for the retarded dominican, shame he couldn't play like this more often. MARINERS WIN>MARINERS WIN THE BALLGAMEMARINERS WIN>MARINERS WIN THE BALLGAMEMARINERS WIN>MARINERS WIN THE BALLGAMEMARINERS WIN>MARINERS WIN THE BALLGAMEMARINERS WIN>MARINERS WIN THE BALLGAME
>>144399114I hope so man, but I'm staying optimistic, Padres are swinging the bat early and playing good baseball, so it's to me shows they care about making it. Also Lockridge is fast as fuck.
>>144399147I don't know what "read"
mets calling up acuna lindor is kill
rizzyals own ya stankin azzz whole
GAY BRAVES KEK
>>144399060
>>144399153>>144399173I see why Rays fans were so upset about losing him, but he seems to love being/playing in Seattle. He was an immediate fan favorite from what I've seen.
>>144399060>https://youtu.be/lhkAAHnCkQ4?si=f97k4yiAGgWLUBPHRIP Lindor, sorry Mets fan.
>all the NL wc teams won
>>144399242the diamondbacks lost, but to another wc team
what does he do?
>>144399255lose bets
>>144399255go 0-4 every game for the rest of the season
>>144399255statpad stealsgamble on baseballthrow best friends under the bus
>>144399255Win MVP
>>144399255He bat's .188 against my Chadres.
>>144399255sell his soul and become the villain
OK /mlb/ do you think Ohtani was gambling or was he a victim
>>144399290He threw Ippei under the bus to cover up his homo and gambling
>>144399290He absolutely was gambling. I feel like at least 80-90% of professional sports players do though, so him getting in trouble over it and admitting to it would've opened a can of worms no sports org wants to open.
>>144399290I love to play the victim
>>144399307>CubsHoly shit lmao
