Fight editionChristian McCaffrey out for Vikings game as 49ers mull IRPackers list Jordan Love as questionable for Week 2 vs. ColtsBengals likely without Tee Higgins again vs. ChiefsRussell Wilson listed as questionable for Sunday vs. BroncosVikings WR Jordan Addison declared out for Week 2Bucs to be without at least 3 starters vs. LionsMike McDaniel: No timeline on potential return for Tua Tagovailoa following latest concussionGannon: Kyler Murray's knee "all good" for Week 249ers GM offers troubling update on Christian McCaffrey’s calf injurySkylar Thompson is "next man up" in Miami but team will add a QBChiefs WR Hollywood Brown will undergo shoulder surgeryJets' Haason Reddick could sit out entire 2024 season, other teams anticipate another trade, per reportsTee Higgins confused by speculation he's 'faking' injuryMalik Nabers limited in practice with knee issueFalcons' Raheem Morris confident QB Kirk Cousins will bounce back'TrEverBank': Jaguars stadium renamed for home openerNFL says Kyle Van Noy received appropriate care from Chiefs’ medical staff after injuring his eyeLions legend, Hall of Fame LB Joe Schmidt dies at 92Bills' Sean McDermott on blowout win over Dolphins: 'We played our style of football'Tua Tagovailoa 'in good spirits after concussion,' will get further evaluation FridaySteelers QB Russell Wilson 'getting closer and closer' to returnCommanders CB Emmanuel Forbes to undergo surgeryJets C Connor McGovern delays retirement to 'be part of something special'Bengals CB Cam Taylor-Britt unimpressed by Chiefs WR Xavier Worthy: 'He can run straight'Bengals made record-setting offer to Ja'Marr ChaseTrevor Lawrence: 'Gamer' WR Brian Thomas Jr. 'doesn't seem like a rookie at all'Woman suing Browns' Deshaun Watson to meet NFL; lawyer teases video
First for steelers suck
Wions
i hate the phins so much bros..
>>144399502Purdy is top 5 now because it's over for Burrow
I'm watching Gruden's show on his new youtube channel and it just feels so sad that the NFL dumped this guy.One of the most entertaining and easy to follow analysts in the game. I used to look forward to primetime games when it was Gruden and Mike on the call, the guys now are really hit or miss
>>144399545he said a black guy had big ol rubber tire lips man he was never not gonna be fired
>>144399553
>>144399555I've been called worse things by the guy approving my timesheets the last 2 years
>Tua's brain explodes and any illusion of hope for the dolphins season evaporates >dolphinfags commit mass suicide and thread quality skyrockets
>>144399579are you black
>>144399516HATE
>>144399593we run this jenny
I’d like to run a carpet bombing over the UAE
How many years will it take the dolphins to be contenders again
>>144399634Again?
>>144399502why did nike decide to LENGTHEN their NFL jerseys by an extra 3 inches so that you need to be 6'6 to ensure a medium doesn't reach your mid-thighs. I compared it with my buddy's older (but still relatively recent) steelers jersey and it's just overall baggier and cheaper feeling. they're both the "limited" jersey and have proper number stitching too, but clearly different in quality.
>>144399653i regret buying a medium cards jersey i look fucking ridiculous it really does make me feel like kyler, though, so maybe thats the point in an avant garde kind of way.
>>144399634they were contenders in like 1992
>>144399653Women like bigger jerseys because they can wear them like dresses and show off their legs while comfy maxing. Men should not wear jerseys. Hope this helps
Is anyone else sick to death of everyone writing off the Vikings? They're not my team, but they're legitimately good this year.
>>144399721it was just the giants, man
>>144399600yes
>>144399740Impregnating Jenny!
>>144399767>just the Giants>justBy using such a feeble adverb, your argument is thus weakened.
>>144399774me too but don't tell anybody
>>144399784holy autism
I'm 33 and had a wet dream last night
>>144399832that's actually good. beens you're in good health down there
Chiefs run this shit league. Kneel!
>>144399850Congratulations on being the king of shit mountain. Ask yourself: is it really that much of an accomplishment?
>>144399880Ask yourself: you look back wistfully on when Brady played and say, "I'll tell my kids about this," wiping a tear from your eye, "It's such a pleasure and an honor to witness historical greatness," you say, meanwhile when he was actually playing you did nothing but bitch, and deep down you regret that. Do you want to repeat the same mistake? Kneel--while you can!
>>144399890tua is not black we don't claim him
>another black qb get's heemed to death
>>144399898Sorry Mr. Allen, I should've said brown.
>/Brady/bots sweating and struggling to even post properly
>>144399910It's 3am and I'm closer to the end of the 12 pack of Busch Lite than not, my apologies.
>>144399917Sorry to inform you that will be a 15 pack by the time Mahomes retires.And the clock? 15 hours.
>>144399514based. the stoolers pedo got BTFO
>>144399923Even if he wins 7 there will always be the >never beat Toom in the owl or ploffs asterisk
i'd like to see at least one more true shut down corner before i die. its fucking entertaining watching qbs shit and piss themselves and completely avoid one entire half of the field because of a chad cornerback
dubs and the saints heem the cowboys this week
>>144399931Nobody will care that he lost to Brady as a baby goat when he 3peats and makes the Chiefs the greatest dynasty of all time.
>Tom, don't worry, the White man will march again.
jannies HATE this image lmfao
I think Bucs fans being excited itg is cute and will fight anyone who disrespects them
>>144399978LMAOhttps://ibb_DOT_co/8xSGNhQ replace the _DOT_ with a .
>>144399961People still argued Brady-Montana even until 51, just imagine if Brady lost an owl and owl appearance to Montana.Losing to a guy that's old enough to be your father twice is an *
>>144399995>>144399978kek
>>144400005>imagine if Brady lost an owli dont have tohttps://youtu.be/_v2J5sXFnzc?si=ZEo_QIeaVI7cHcml
>>144399555in fuckin emails no one who cared had to see. the nfl railroaded him
>>144400005But they're understandable losses. His first playoffs loss was due to coinflip in overtime in a game he shouldn't have even been in because the defense was bottom of the league and resulted in Bob Sutton getting fired. The SB he had no o-line. In both cases he was playing the deck stacked against him and I hope history will realize that. Maybe that's too optimistic though
>>144400021>imagine if Brady lost an owl to the guy directly competing for him being the greatest ever at the positionfixedAutism is my super power deserves 1st ballot for cucking Brady for sure though.
Niggas is HOUNGRY
>>144399929There is no god.
>>144400088Nvm it passed
>>144399940depending on the year, there are definitely a handful of corners that only see a handful of targets game, allowing very little. I also think offenses have evolved and it's not always the job of a corner to "shut a guy down", sometimes they are dropping deep or playing bracket coverage, or playing off in certain situations...its the hardest position to play besides QB and only the best athletes need apply
>>144400039Call me when Mahommes wins a owl down 25 points with his receiving corps being White manlets, a manlet jew who was a quarterback in college and a 4th round running back.
>>144399940McDuffie
>>144400142Ok what's your #
0-17
>>144399514Nigga you retarded
>>144400152603-867-5309
Not a Lions fan, but goddamn do I suck a mean dick
>>144400169why do shitskins and niggers love Hennessy so much? its disgusting bourgeoisie garbage
>the absolute state of Carolina
>>144400195pats not being the most hated team in florida immediately invalidates this chart
>>144400194>disgusting bourgeoisie garbageyou just described what every brown in america aspires to be
>>144400217Yo
>>144400204Dolphins fans don't care enough to hate the Pats
>>144400194They like gaudy things with a perception of class, see the negroification of Bugatti, Lamborghini and other European luxury brand products.
>new york not being phillywe've caused too much butthurt for me to believe this.
>>144400230>>144400195
>>144400230Bills and Jets seethe way more at the Pats than the Gints would at the Eagles
>>144400228>>144400194dont forget gucci, louis vuitton, guess etcetera
>>144400195Good to know >we are on a certain team's mind still
>>144400230>we've
>>144400243This is why Quiet Luxury has taken off, (unlike the Detoilets and Baltipoors pls no ban)
>>144400250
>>144400195Tennessee is definitely the Texans now. No one gives a fuck about the colts, and the Texans wanna steal our Oiler uniforms so bad.
>>144400254I pissed a giants fan off so much after the playoff loss that he tried to fight me in the parking lot, so yes. WE
>>144400277to be fair, they're the best jerseys in the league
>>144400262>>144400243>>144400228>>144400217turns out ostentatious displays of wealth isnt a good look when the day of the rope looms ever closer
>>144400250Raiders have always been and will always be my most hated team, and I think most (non-bandwagon) KC fans. I genuinely don't even think about the Raiders but it was just drilled into me as a child that RAIDERS BAD and things like that root deep. A white-trash cousin (not by blood) decided he was a Raiders fan because he wanted to seem black-coded I guess and bought a cute little Raiders trash can for his room and his father literally beat his ass. I'm not joking. That's how Chiefs fans are raised.
>>144400283>WE
>>144400296>kc fags are physically and sexually abused by their parents not surprising
>>144400289they're so good. If I was the Titans owner, I would re-incorporate the columbia blue into the current uniforms because the regular titan jerseys are so generic.
>>144400296I’m sure they made up after cousin sex like all chief fans do
26 up and Bellamy still acts like a Schizo
>>144400296>decided he was a Raiders fan because he wanted to seem black-coded I guess and bought a cute little Raiders trash can for his room and his father literally beat his asswas that before or after he got DP'd by his dad and uncle?
>>144400243That wasn't deliberate, I'm just not a /fa/g so I couldn't think of it off the top of my head.>>144400294Pre Audi Lamborghini owners will be spared.
BOLT UP BROCHACHOS
>>144400296That's an interesting story, Anon.Same thing happened in my family on my mom's side, but with the Niners. Had two cousins that were close in age to each other and this one would do anything to annoy the other, a rabid Raiders fan. Was especially funny because both teams were dogshit awful during this time so there would be constant shittalk. They would talk more about the other's team than their own all the time.
>>144400320absolutely.the worst jerseys in the league are the rams though. nothing to do with what we're talking about, but it needed to be said.
>>144400323I did fuck my cousin when we were teens. Don't cap pls.>>144400338What is wrong with you
>>144400351>change cities> fans are queersMany such cases!
>>144400354I was a little miffed when I found out Raiders fans hate the Niners more than the Chiefs. I thought it was a mutual situation
>>144400349>Pre Audi Lamborghini owners will be sparedsame with vintage ferrariTITANS
>>144400360Homosexually?
>>144400360>I did fuck my cousin when we were teens. Don't cap plsKek. You sound like an OG chiefs fan and not one of the bandwagoner swifties. Take care bro. I miss those days. Sorry your team is getting a lot of negativity.Also, I want the avapedo to kill himself
uh oh the attention whore schizo is seething again
Point proven pedo
chiefsfags arent born, theyre made by being gangraped by other cheifsfags when they are children so the next time you see a chieftranny dont feel anger, feel pitythey are victims
>>144400371I've always disliked the Chiefs as a sort of personal rebellion, seeing as it was the mascot of my HS. I didn't live in the bay area so I don't have any ties to the bad blood that formed the 9ers/Raiders hatred, so I don't hate them as much as a Raiders fan "should"
>>144400390No tard>>144400392Git gud so we can have a good rivalry again Raidurr bro
>144400424>144400403>144400392.
>>144400415Based high school. You should have listened
>>144400410th chieftranny-boystown connection must be investigated
>>144400436I was so fucking sick of hearing that chant at every god damn home game. Every kickoff, every punt, after every field goal. You know which one I'm talking about.
I was watching random videos and found out about >THE BOZWhat happened to these sovlful players? The negrofication of America and NFL took the sovl out of the game, all we get now are african americans dancing. I think african americans can be sovl too, but not the ones we get todayThis nigga was a budget version of Ivan Drago and he made the game more interesting
Yep, my Seahawks rule.
>>144400456The Seahawks were once in the AFCW. Long lost bro but not forgotten
>be cheiftranny >have multiple throbbing dicks ejaculate inside of your body by force >it rearranges your brain chemistry >you love fagdick mahomo nowmany such cases
>>144400462Go to bed
>>144399784Lel you're one of those..
Late night is when the afcw takes over. truly alcohol division
kermit the kek finna boutta ragdolled week 8
>>144400481Would’ve been better if that slow faggot ref got ran over
>>144400475N-no you
>>144400486Tell me you’re the jennyshit without saying you are.
>>144400195>Only two state hates the Cowturds.How is that even possible.
>>144400490based
What's the reasoning for no Saturday games?
>>144400514is this my wife, lucy fallout??
ENOUGH! LETS HAVE A REAL MAP
https://youtu.be/idKC616WnmE
>>144400518We prefer to desecrate the Sabbath!! Hail Satan! Go Chiefs!!!
>>144400518College footballThink it's actually illegal for the NFL to show games on Fridays and Saturdays
>>144400518College football. Due to the Sports Broadcasting Act of 1961 the NFL cannot have games on Fridays (High School) and Saturdays (College) until those seasons have ended.
>>144400545The nfl shows games on Saturday in the playoffs you newfag
>>144399502that sneaky fat cow started the fight
>>144400545so illegal that they did it last friday
>>144400524Depends who's asking m8
>>144400545>>144400548Well shit. You really hold college footy in high regard
Ramilia!
>>144400553Cause college football is over by then you fucking retard>>144400560Cause it was in Brazil
>>1444005640-1
>>144400577More recent Super Bowl wins than your team unless you’re a chiefs
>>144400553>>144400560>The act withdrew antitrust immunity for any pro football telecast if a high school or college football game is being played within 75 miles (120 km) of the broadcasting station on Friday nights (after 6 p.m.) and Saturdays from the 2nd Friday in September until the 2nd Saturday in December. This provision, intended to protect high school and college football attendance, has the effect of barring national broadcasts of NFL games on those days, since virtually all of the country is within 75 miles of at least one high school game on every Friday night in September and October. Source:Wikipedia
>>144400587Mickey mouse ring + rigged LA super bowl (such a cohencidence)Also,0-1
>>144400603Hello bungles bitch
>>144399518Is he legit out of the closet gay? He wears womens capris on the sideline and cried talking about Tyreek Hill getting pulled over.
>>144399545As much as I love his channel so far, yeah it makes me sad too. He loves football so much and all he did was say some jokes privately that weren't that bad.
Southern California blows my mind
>>144400021That wasn't to Montana, dumb dumb
>>144400195>iggles have alabama and south carolina seething for no apparent reasonabsolutely based
>>144400650>>144400650
>>144400667>Mike missing Tua>Jim Harbaugh said he went to the Chargers equipment staff earlier this week and asked for a pair of the same sneakers Justin Herbert wears. Harbaugh was wearing them today. “There’s not a gene in his body I wouldn’t immediately trade for,” Harbaugh said of Herbert."See Justin, a lot of coaches and quarterbacks are doing it!"
This one came out nice
>>144400677Harbaugh currently:I'm not gay but I want to live in a log cabin in the woods with Justin Herbert. We won't ever have sex, but there will be a simmering erotic undercurrent as I stand in the kitchen window watching him tighten his ass as he chops wood, shirtless, sweat pouring off his body. I'll run upstairs and masturbate, the entire time forcing myself to think of women while my thoughts drift back to Justin. I won't be able to climax and I'll eventually go back downstairs, angry. Sometimes we will look across the table and catch each other's eyes, and in that second, anything is possible, but we both deny ourselves and go back to what we were doing. One day one of us will die, and the other will bury him outside the log cabin. Then he'll go inside, pen a brief missive to his departed friend, and commit suicide, never able to deal with life without his one true platonic love.
GO. TO. BED.
>>144400780Not yet...
>reposting reddit comments to speewhat causes this?
>>144400796If something is immensely reddit it's fun to post here without context to laff with frens
>>144400796You seem to lament about reddit yet you seem to participate in it. Curious.
As Redskins GM, I traded Tony Gonzalez and Michael Vick for Shannon Sharpe, then I extended him for a 1 yr 9.4 mill. Can't let a talent like his get away.
>>144400603It wasn't rigged mate.
Shay Shay is that dude
Who is Michelle?
>>144400986Idk but I wish it was Michelle Beadle
