beanvious: >>144401213BIBA MÉJICO CABRONES
First
>>144414794Isn’t Rojas from New Mexico? Not old Mexico
>>144414794Where's Merab?
Merab should've gone full Mexico on the buildup, he should have wear the poncho and the hat, and bringing the fake Suga, instead of dropping all the funny bits that made this buildup interesting in teh first place. He could have easily have won the crow on the press conference by doing the same thing he did with Cejudo
Ultimately tits just don't look good without underwear or implants
>>144414896
I count 7 good fights tonight. Maybe Grasso/Shevchenko will deliver but I doubt it.I give this card a 7/10 on paper.
diego vs ige 2...grasso vs igeo'malley vs ige
>>144414946Zellhuber-Ribovics will be a banger
Lopes got exposed after he could finish a 3 round fight with Dan Ige on 4 hour notice. Ortega will zeem.
>>144414980Yeah, that and Torres/Bahamondes is gonna result in 2 new stars tonight who will get ranked matchups very shortly after.Who are you favoring between Zellhuber and Ribo?
How many bongs?
>>144415031seems like two hopefully more don't show up
I've had sex with every WMMA
VIVA MEXICO PUTOS!
>>144414949Ige wins the rematch
>>144415064Fighter?
>>144415064how did gabi garcia feel?
>>1444150313 bongs 45 bings
Thinking thin and crispy barbecue chicken and a supreme pizza from the hut today
>>144415113Like banging a rock grotto, shit was cash. We even made a baby (2 month gestation period due to stonewoman genetics)
>>144415064antonio turkaljo? el hombre del pleasure?
kinda sad that they couldn't get Conor for the Sphere but at least they got Ode Osbourne
>>144415019Ige had been in camp for longer than Diego (diego had like 3 weeks) plus he didn’t have to cut weight, Ige is actually good and had a massive advantage going in
>>144415177Conors ego simply can't take another embarrassing defeat so he rather not risk it and just retire
We can’t simply ignore Diego taking a brutal Story loss in his last fight
Akshually fighting on 10 minutes notice is an advantage chud trust in Diego lopoo
>>144415215There is more to training than just weight cutting and lifting weights
>>144414794Wheres Sean? I thought he said he was Messican
>>144415048heh>>144415128'anks lad
Hi heem, I was day drinking with my alcoholic friend, ended up with blue eye, almost got stabbed, I fucked him up tho, pinned him to the ground shouted at him, have a swollen left fist, hope nothing is brokenHow's ur day going on
>>144414794Grasso mogged twice in this picture
>>144415272>>144415276It was 20 lbs. above what Diego was training to fight at. He cut a massive amount of weight and was depleted when you consider he then fought at 165 catchweight. Anyway, we'll find out how legit he is tonight.
You could tell when ige fought Lopez he hadn’t done any sparring because he was stiff and tentative early.Have a short camp is better than being in the middle of an incomplete camp and forced to fight abruptly.
>>144415355Mirko Filipovic would consider everything you just said pussy-like and unmanly behavior.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nIxxdRaWoBs>I can't be denied any longer, hey deyna! gib me my titol sho!SOON
>>144415411Mirko as strong a he is, doesn't drink
>>144415365Ige weighed in right before the fight. It's not like he had the time to rehydrate and stepped in 20 pounds heavier. He didn't have to go through a cut but they fought at the same weight in the cage
>>144415411me when i see mirko
Would ortega beat ige in 10 minute notice?
>>144415486Right... whereas Diego was in his cut all the way down for a fight at 145, then rebounded up to 165. He was objectively much more depleted. It was a silly sequence of events that you can't really hold against Diego. He's fighting at his proper weight tonight against a proper contender. This is when we find out if he's a top 10 guy or an actual championship contender.
Fighter:>eats three leg kicksJoe Rogaine:>that leg is toast, look at it, he's compromised
>>144414794Raul looking at the wrong camera
Sean O'Malley vs. Merab DvalishviliAlexa Grasso vs. Valentina ShevchenkoBrian Ortega vs. Diego LopesDaniel Zellhuber vs. Esteban RibovicsRonaldo Rodriguez vs. Ode Osbourne
>>144415445Exactly, my boy. Stop hanging out with day-drinking alcoholics and tussling around like you're on Street Beefs.>>144415568They should mute Rogan's mic unless there is high-octane grappling happening.
>>144415558I don’t think he’s even top 10 material.
I've had my first proper twelveIt shit but it's ok
>>144415603What does the wait option do?
>>144415355Don’t drink with alcoholics. They ruin the fun by never knowing when to stop
>>144415642Gawlt no idea what you're talgin about
>>144415603MerabGrassoLopesRibovicsRonaldo
>>144415603Sean The Clown Town O'MalleyAsso Grasso my waifuThat mexican LopesZellhooberRonaldo McDonaldo
grasso will beat antonina's sister again
>>144415612Its been a long friendshipI'm finna end itI don't wanna get stabbed for real, it was pretty close and I'm too old for this shit
>>144415603>barely 50 picks at 4pmthis card is butthole
CHIWIWI
>>144415603o'malleygrassoLlopeszellhuberrodriguez
>>144415690she's leaving her anus stench impregnated in the couch
Wow.
>>144415697The last one
>>144415687I'm still pissed ofMy hoodie got ripped and it didn't had to end like thisBut yeah, alcoholics are the worst I swear, totally twisted mind when drunk
the messican history movies will mean more than any of the fights
Heeminder that some people actually boy this fucking bum KWAB
>>144415603MerabiSexy Mexi (Grasso)OrtegaEstebanTSUUUUUUUUnaldo
>>144415750>Its been a long friendshipSounds like your friend is on his way to an early grave. I am sure that hurts to think about. I hope you are able to reach him and convince him to change his ways and you two can go back to being good bros.
>>144415603Merab DvalishviliAlexa GrassoBrian OrtegaDaniel ZellhuberOde Osbourne
FAT MMA GURU PICKS-----------------------------------Sean O'MalleyAlexa GrassoDiego LopesDaniel ZellhuberRonaldo RodriguezFIGHTFAIRY (QUEEN) PICKS-------------------------------------------Sean O'MalleyAlexa GrassoBrian OrtegaDaniel ZellhuberRonaldo Rodriguez
>antiganecel is having a normal day>suddenly the memory of GODne invades his mind>has the urge to seethe in the thread
I have never participated in a heem picks and i never will
>>144415558>then rebounded up to 165He weighed in at 161 which is what he would have weighed anyway if he'd fought Ortega. He didn't just put on an extra 10 pounds in a few minutes to make catchweight. He fought after a normal cut, and his opponent fought on 3 hours notice. That more than balances out.
>>144415603Sean O'MalleyAlexa GrassoDiego LopesDaniel ZellhuberRonaldo Rodríguez
>>144415801Reverse image searches the posted image in some anime website.
>>144415854seems like lopes ortega is the wild card>>144415863why? are you scared?
>>144415817Nah senpai, I tried multiple times, this is just the last strawHe pulled a fucking huge kitchen knife at me, swung at me and I blocked itFuck himHe is an alcoholic who has issues that are unrepairable and I'm done
>all the grasso picksIt'll be me and 3 others left for the main event.
>>144415929>not basing wmma picks on attractivenessngmi
>>144415929
>>144415854fightdyke steals my picks directlyfatru at least has the courtesy to change 1
>>144415929>he doesn't think daner wouldn't rig every fight so the mexicans winbaka
>>144415917Fair enough. That definitely could've gone real bad. Glad you're okay, brother.It is important to try to help people but not at the expense of hurting yourself because almost no one in the world will ever go that far to help you except for your own parents and maybe if God truly blesses you, some true life friends. But for the most part, help but don't hinder yourself.I hope he turns it around and I hope you stay out of trouble, anon.
>>144415917>He is an alcoholicSo are you
>>144415603malleyshevchenkoortegahuber rodriguez
>>144415865Canada, I understand you don't train and can't appreciate how walking into the cage at 165 versus rehydrating to 165 is different, but your obstinance is not my knot to untie. It's hard to take away much from a performance that was 20 lbs. over where Diego normally fights. He is fighting against at FW tonight, and we'll see how he performs there against a top contender.
>>144415902I see, also >That search >Those results Kek
>>144416046I'm fine, I've stopped with all the shit drugs and binge drinking, I have a good respectable job, I still have shit to sort out but generally I'm good and I'm done with having toxic people arround me, fucuked up women and friends fuck thatIm Finna become a normie with normie people
>>144416040Daner ALWAYS tries to rig big fights and ALWAYS ends up pink and seething
>>144415028I'm leaning Ribovics, more explosive and better power. Decent chance he gets outpointed, but I think he does enough damage to get a W
>>144416188Yes but this is a special event for the messicans. They all win 100%
Valentina is 100% on the spectrum. Nina exposed this.
all of these fights are peso tosses
>>144416064I can live without drinking, I've done the whole lent this year without a dropI'm just emotional right now
I'm visualizing Ortega getting constantly dropped on the feet and resorting to pulling guard early ufc style until the ref stops it because he can't stand back up anymore. this is just a bad matchup for him.
>>144416257>he watched that shit
>>144416237290 was a Mexican card too. The Mexicans all lost lol. Jaruguei got KO'd in like 30 seconds as a huge favorite
>>144416178Good man. Sretno i budi dobro.
>>144415903Waste of time
>>144416004Shevchenko is a 6Grasso is a 4.5
>>144416312No way a billionaire eats this goy slop
>>144416340Thx god bless you and your family
I envision Merab getting knocked out within the first 2 minutes of the fight.
>>144416345what time do you think is put into these exactly
>>144416381Grasso is a solid 7 bShe cute
When does it start?
>>144416387Those cheese curds are from grassfed and sinished rbst free jersey cows
nina "the italian" hernandez castillo
if mexico is so proud then why do they have to come to america and shout biba mechico whilst celebrating nachos in las vegas?
Grasso with make up looks better than Shev but it's only by a hair. If we're talking au naturale then Shev makes Grasso look like a low budget movie monster.
>>144416263>I'm just emotional right nowOH COOL WELL GUESS WHAT NOONE GIVES A FUCK
>>144416436Could not disagree more. Do not find her attractive. Beady rat eyes and a man build.
I will be moving to Tajikistan to learn the martial arts
>>144416597They'll train you wrong as a joke.
>>144415603O'MalleyShevchenkoLopesRibovicsRodriguez
Grasso is cute as a button chenko looks like a typical commie slav
I bet that former mexican feels real stupid now.
>>144415603>O'Malley>Shevchenko>Lopes>Zellhuber>Rodriguesz
You just know Shev would go ass to mouth without blinking.
>>144416118Dude, he didn't fight 20 pounds over his normal fight weight. He cut and rehydrated as normal. How much do you think he'll weigh in the cage against Ortega tonight? Not 145. Ige's in the same weight class. It's not an accident he weighed 165 at that time, it's because he wasn't far off from his target weight before a cut. There was no weight advantage in the cage for Ige.Part of your argument is that Ige was advantaged by not having to cut while Diego did as all fighters normally do. Fine. My point is that fighting literally off of chilling on the couch after a midcamp training day and a bit of spa and a nap negates that.
>>144416520they're retarded and low iq
>>144416576bad picshe's a qt in motion
when do the earlys starts boys
>>144416620>Grasso>looks like a typical commie slavfaceblindness is a sign of aspergers, anon. grasso is yuckola and looks like an aboriginal
>>144416538Based
>>144416520thirdies do not have self-awareness
>>1444166823 bongs
>>144416682There is one early prelim fight and it starts in 3 hours.
Dana said the 25k Easter egg hunt is off so don't even try
>>144416685Good reading comprehension bud
TOTAL MEXICAN DEATH
>>144416538Thx uncle dayna
>>144416721>>144416722cheers fellas
>>144416739dont say retarded shit perhaps
valentina is right wing and trad
is this going to a massive flop then or what? dana has hyped it up so muchthe card is arse and I cant even think of how they are going to use the sphere
>>144416765Go back and read the post again kidMaybe you'll get it
met arvloski
Uhhh guys the spear isn't sold out yet....
>>144416827I know a handful of people who have been inside the sphere. They all said the aisles are narrow and the seats are small. It's probably a horrible arena for MMA. The 400 level seats will be like 50 yards away from the cage length-wise. They won't be able to see shit and they paid $1200 for seats
>>144416855i will as soon as you start taking therapy for your aspergers
>>144416870why you wearin that faggy shirt tho-Oh wait just noticed you're canadian, sorry about your autism
>>144416870Did he decision you?
greenig pretending he has insight again
>>144416870Nice bitch titts
Ortega looks like shit after yoyoing between weight classes if he loses it'll be because of that
Ortega can fuck any woman in the world he wins even when he loses
>>144416993he's always had dark rings around his eyes, looks like he's severely dehydrated all the time
what if the sphere came loose and started rolling away with everyone inside?
>>144416740haha imagine if she was peeing here
ortega only loses to fighters on the GOAT list (first yair fight is noncanon)
>>144417046can't happen there's magnets to hold it in place
>>144417064yair is on the GOAT list he's just really far down
>>144417046DONT COPY MY POSTS THIEF
>>144417096oh yeah what number i got the goat list book opened
>>144417116i'm not a nawlbers guy
A GOAT list is nonsensical.
carla esparza is on my goat list
Greatest of all timeGreater of all timeGreat of all time
>>144414896are you sure about that?https://filetransfer.io/data-package/XNGBFszX
Who is the speedy Gonzales of the UFC
Gomer Aspinall
Is it just me or does Pat Barry look like the kind of guy who scratches his bare asshole then sniffs it?
>>144415603MerabValentinaDiegoDanielRonaldo
>>144417259ive seen that video before
>>144417262"Ragin" Al "Speedy Gonzales" Iaquinta
>>144416658You're retarded or baiting and that's why Cletus didn't reply to you
>>144417262cj vergara. that mf literally runs away every fight
>>144417272Pat Barry looks nothing like me no
>>144417262Brandon "The Assassin Baby" Moreno
>>144415603O'MalleyShevchenkoLopesZellhuberRodriguez
New studies show that I'M KING OF /HEEM/
just set my alarm for the fights and I'm going to take a post dinner nap. don't @ me
>>144417432nah you're probably a ganecel
dricus could solo the entire mexican roster
>>144417290it might have been posted on /gif/
hard to get excited for this knowing taira will fight in a month
>>144417457I was not impressed with her form, ass.
>>144415603MerabGrassoOrtegaZellhuber Lazyboy
>>144417457i'd suck the shit out of her asshole and drop it into the toilet with my mouth like a claw machine dropping a stuffed animal to an awaiting child
A sneak peek at the Sphere...
>>144417536
>>144417457Mid
Can't wait for O'Memey vs. Topuria. 135 is such a dogshit division with no talent it's unreal.
>>144417432wtf Gane's cat
>>144417497can't use /gif/ anymore the faggotry is too rampant and i'm not spending 15 minutes adding filters to get rid of the 39 fag threads
>>144417536that's not a sphere b
did someone say schaubed?
>>144417259Is NSFW 07 1080p.webm a good one?
>>144417603crisis actorvince did nothing but have sex with a prostitute
>>144417262
>>144417580yeah its basically an O'malley and Adesanya board now>>144417627yeah its good, its just the name it has in my folder
>>144417454You're ganecel
>>144417517Weight cut ass, cut her some slack
this card flopping would be the funniest shit ever just to see the endless daner seethe. god i hope every fight ends in decision.
powell such a fraud
Alexa Grasso in the pose
let me cook*cooks**dies of heem gas*
how pissed will daner be if merab decisions the shit out of o'malley?
>>144417737lmao u saw him when he put the belt on sean and belal
chiwiwis
>>144417737Probably won't care, O'Malley isn't a drawl despite their best efforts
Merab's victory speech will terminate sean o'malley's career he'll be faced with a choice shave the epic hair or retire
If you add up the NBA, the NFL, the NHL and the Premier League, Sean O'Malley has more fans than all of them combined. That's a fact
Mexican girls pussies?
>>144417875Good old Power Slap math
just got some tiramisu
>>144417737I think he would be pretty mad, but I guess we'll never know
You are absolutely delusional if you think Merab can take O'Malley down and hold him there for 25 minutes.
If Sean loses, he's retiring from MMA and starting his powerslap career
>>144417891
>>144417950literally no one thinks that
>>144417950Uh yeah I'm aware there are rounds it won't be a continuous 25 minutes
>>144417950I want to believe
>>144417972
>>144417950lanklets cannot be held against the cage for a whole round it's against the laws of physics
>norma dumont's ass projected in ultra high definition on the sphere wallsi'm so jealous of dana's gooncave
>>1444178756 billion WC final watchersvs60k internet updootsyea ok buddy next your going to tell me he's more important that The queen because he has more IG impressions
My sources are telling me Marab has a secret weapon to nullify O'Malley's length
I'm cancelling ufc, you can't watch
People forget because O'Memey is tall and lanky for the division but he's a hardcore roid abuser and is strong as fuck...you would have to be a Belel-level athlete to hold him down the entire fight, which Merab is not.
Merab will make use of the grapplehook to close the distance.
>>144418012>dana's gooncave
>>144418078You don't have to hold him down though just spam takedowns and make him defend the whole fight judges love crotch sniffing
FARTlexa GASso vs. BRAPatina STENCHenko is female mixed martial (f)arts at the stinkiest level. Tonight we'll be treated to a showcase of the smelliest wmma has to offer
>>144414794Fuck Dana
>>144417972>FullTrustMore like full thrust! LOLOLOL
Turn on computer at 11pm, watch Lopes, turn off tv til women are done, watch O'Malley KO Merab in round 1. Less than 1 hour wasted and I still get to enjoy every good part of the card. Feels goodman. What's your gameplan for tonight?
>>144418094the goonsphere
>>144418163Pretty much the same no cap
>>144418163>he turns his computer off
I wonder if they're using the small octagon or regular size one in the Sphere?
Dana is using the sphere card as a test bed for prosecuting every single incel lowlife streaming the event illegally. You have been warned. Don’t be a shut in virgin loser. Invite the boys over and split the cost of the ppv enjoy the event with friends and some snacks, or better yet watch the event at a bar for free grab a beer and socialize for once in your pathetic life.
>>144418163skip the fight, watch the movies between them
The correct answer was James vick.
>>144418163watch the replay
This card has no fights above 155
>that's cracker mate but I've had sex with a womanSOON
A lot of MMA fans are in for a rude awakening when Ortega beats the shit out of Lopes
what causes a fighters odds (in this case o'malley) to go from +110 to -135 back to +100 over the course of the week?is it just adjusting to money coming on the other side?
>>144418247tko is using the sphere to pretend like they matter making lil shitty movies and dana is a cuck bitch for going along with it, not that he has a choice
Imagine being the cuckolds who paid $10,000+ to see the worst UFC PPV card of the year live. There's literally no male fighter on the card who is big enough to beat up the average human.
>>144418287Good
>>144418296Lopes is too spicy for Ortega
>>144418296its ok to be dyslexic b, what he wanted to say was "when Lopes beats the shit out of Ortega"
>>144418163I just watch the MP4 finishes the next day on r/MMA
>>144418325there have been pretty bad cards this year
>>144418311O'Malley is in an org of crypto bettors and they're most likely putting out disinfo that Sean is hurt so that everyone can buy the dip on Sean.
>>144418296
https://youtu.be/pD15SpD-bhoits out
>>144418163good post
>SEAN YOU'RE THE BIGGEST SUPER STAR IN THE UFC TODAY MAYBE EVER OF ALL TIME WHAT DO YOU PREDICT WILL HAPPEN TOMORROW NIGHT>hola, mehico! viva la raza! uh, yeah. um, I'm going to knock him out like I knocked out Aljo...yeah that's all.
>BSD is training with nafris and blacks AGAINWtf i tought he was le epic far right savior
A LOT of fans are going to be in for a rude awakening when Ortega beats the fuck out of a guy who went life or death with Danny Gay
I will be purchasing chicken nachos to honor Grasso
>>144418363>thank you sarsgoojeetnor...
>>144418363Why the fuck is conner drawing on his eybrow's ....this looks insane
>>144418390he really is incredibly autistic or something
>>144418163>watch O'Malley KO Merab in round 1have this feeling Merab will wrestlefuck himit will go down like Aldo-Merab
whats megan olivis asshole status right now?
How would Anthony John "Tone" Sopranos fare in the UFC
>>144418422There's just a really big problem with fighters and preparing anything at all for the mic. You see it after 99% of wins where they don't have a single name in mind for calling out.
Sup. When does this gay shit start?
>>144418002>fullTHRUST
>>144418424>it will go down like Aldo-Merabnah aldo is way better in the clinch than omallerit'll be like merab vs yan but merab will take down sean and sean wont know how to get back up
>>144418390Worst thing is that he can be decently charismatic in press confrence, but he shits the bed so bad whenever he has to make a statement like this.
>>144415603O'MALLEYGRASSOORTEGARIBOVICSRODRIGUEZ
Bear Can Ockle
>>144415603O'MalleyGrassoOrtegaZellhuberRodriguez
Lads whats our predictions for Aldana vs Dumont? Im gonna put a cheeky 9 fight parlay
>>144418550>predicting wmma
>>144418550Aldana will get pressed against the cage and lose a 29-28 split.
>>144418363I feel pretty bad for gooby
>>144418363
>>144418363he's malding fr fr no cap
>>144418567
>>144418363he needs to chill with the botox he can't even move his eyebrows
ray borg is younger than merab
>>144418550just bet it's gonna go the distance
McGregor perplexed by UFC status after losing Chandler bout
>>144418643DJ was defending his title against kids
Merab's never been flying armbar'd because he's a pussy
mccourt is so bad
>>144418675yeah and? he beasted the shit out of those chodlren
i've seen enough. give mcgregor a date
Lopes!
Esteban Ribovics envisions UFC 306 knockout of Daniel Zellhuber: 'At some point, he will fall'
Former Bellator champ Yaroslav Amosov announces end of contract, hints at UFC move
>>144415603O'MalletASSoLopesNazihuberRon Rod
Love him or hate him, Conor McGregor
>>144418717Wow.
>>144418717We all do, this is the fate of all humans. It just won't happen during their fight.
Dana will give canor a can, canor will do the bare minimum promotion, card will do fine but piss the boss off, and he'll never get his last fight, never get released, never box, never bare knuckle, never be president
>>144418717envisioning should be against the rules
>>144418848Ari will release the rape allegations.
i have a feeling every prelim fight is gonna be a decision
can Dana get off his fat fucking ass and make Diego vs Tony already
>>144418896Of course the entire card is manlets and women
>>144415603DvalishviliShevchenkoOrtega Zellhuber Rodriguez
brazzas how many boogyars until begin?
try lettle bet triple baconator extra bacon is good for you brazza
>>144418896I got the results early>Rosas by SUB>Van by DEC>Jauregui by TKO>Torres by DEC>Aldana by DEC>Rodrigues by DEC>Zellhuber by DEC>Lopes by DEC>Valentina by DEC>O'Malley by DEC
>>144415603MerabGrassoLopesZellhuberOsbourne
>>144418849True, but visualizing should be encouragedpic related
>only 10 fights on the card>still 2.5 hours for prelims and a 3 hour main cardThere's going to be 45+ minutes of Saudi propaganda huh
>>144419062sup loopy
can't wait to watch the spherical short films paying homage to all the mexican mma legends
iiiiIIIIIIIITTTSS... almost TIME!
How will /heem/ cope when 306 does fewer than 500k buys and Canelo does 2M buys?
>>144419080nigga it's almost 2 hours away
>>144419096Yeah an hour and a half is almost time :D
>>144415603O'MalleyGrassoLopesEstebanOde
>>144419094UFC doesn't release buyrate info anymore so they don't have to admit they have 1/10 as many fans as boxing
>>144419096When you're an older man, and with some perspective 2 hours is merely 10 minutes, alhamdulillah.
>>144419094>duuude more people like this thing! Oh no!
SHATTA FAKKA /HEEM/ GANARE MARICÓN
>>144415603>Sean O'Malley>Alexa Grasso>Diego Lopes>Daniel Zellhuber>Ronaldo Rodriguez
>>144419094oh no PPV buy numbers that don't affect me how will I recover
my city has maybe 40% as many UFC bars as other cities of comparable size and it pisses me off. i don't want to go to BWW or dave and busters to watch heems
>>144419094Nigga they put Ode Osbourne on the main card nobody thought this shit was going to sell
>>144419136>When you're an older man, and with some perspective 2 hours is merely 10 minutes
>>144419181I don't want to watch the heems with a bunch of dumb drunk strangers
>>144418163My plan is to watch the entire card in the company of my friends and enjoy myself in said company.
Who's bigger in Guadalajara, Canelo, Alexa Grasso or Checo Perez?
>>144419222I'm not an autistic shut-in like you. I enjoy meeting people and being social. Sorry!
>>144419155>>144419165lmao thank you for answering my question
Yall seen this card for UFC 306? This thing is messican as shit, these fighters are gumboutta be more worried about their green-cards than the score cards, know what I mean?
>>144415603>DVALISHVILI>GRASSO>LOPES>ZELLHUBER>RODRIGUEZ
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>>144419302What point are you proving? That boxing is more popular? No shit retard.
>>144419304Schaub comedy special premiere at the sphere
>>144419344No need to get mad anon it's just banter Calm down!
Holy fucking SHIT they have UNCLE KRACKER and KID ROCK performing IN THE SPHERE
>>144415603O'Malley GrassoLopesZellhuber Osbourne
>>144419413
>>144419242Canelo > checo > alexa
Dicey diiiicey
>>144419489The Rogan Schaub rupture is coming.
Schaub's cock will light up the sphere in between fights
>>144419518It's already here
post the schaub penus
>have to wait till morning for hd torrents cause of autism >mute all chats>darken every window>unplug tv so i won't get newsit is lonely at the top
>>144415603RONALDOESTEBANOTEGAGRASSOOMALLY
>>144415603SeanGrassoDiegoRibovicsRodriguez
bruh
>>144419593>>144419598welp the weaboos turned up
>>144419612it was runs like this that earned him a title fight
>>144415603O'MalleyShevchenkoOreganoZellhuberOsbourne
>>144415603O'MalleyGrassoLopesRibovicsRodriguez
Is the sphere experience going to be based or cringe?
>>144415603Sean O'MalleyValentina ShevchenkoDiego LopesDaniel ZellhuberRonaldo Rodriguez
https://x.com/JoseYoungs/status/1835080355877208412
>>144419715the movies will be cringe
>>144419787
>>144419787Thats just Dana White standing in a box. You can't fool us Dana...
>>144419787we future nowthe spanish part was insane as far as I can tell anyway. sounds just like daner
>>144419211He's not wrong
>>144419839he looks easy to draw
>>144419865wojak face
mexicans been giving dana the biggest creampies
>>144419787>https://x.com/JoseYoungs/status/1835080355877208412aw sweet man made horrors beyond my comprehension
>>144419787>$20m budget>daner in a box speaking spanish
>>144419787>that side eye to ari with the unwashed anus licking tapes
>>144415603SeanShevchenkoLopesRibovicsRodriguez
fuck this is going to be so cringe to watch xD
>>144415603sugashevlopeszellhuberronaldo
T-MINUS 1 BONG UNTIL THE EVENT OF THE MILLENIUM
>>144419787WTF how he do that???
Dana spent 16 million dollars for this event... I wonder what one can get for 16 million dollars
>>144420013
>>144420013>dana white has merged with the sphere's million dollar AI system
>>144420013Making people disappear is a big part of messican culture
That 25k is mine so don't even try
>>144419865
>>144420013schaub taught him how to materialize and demateralize
The ufc should lower its performance bonuses. I don't want fighters being so incentivized to get a highlight that they start fighting recklessly for our entertainment.
I AM GOING TO ILLEGALLY STREAM UFC 306
>>144420127give me a break. they could sacrifice the loser to quetzalcoatl himself and they wouldn't fight any different.
>>144415603Sean O'MalleyAlexa GrassoDiego LopesDaniel ZellhuberOde Osbourne
>>144415603DvalishviliGrassoLopesRibovicsRodriguez
>>144418163>What's your gameplan for tonight?Pretend I'm going to go out before remembering I have no friends near me, and shitpost on heem, same as always.If I feel good, I'll even pretend like I'll do some work if I stay home.
>if someone says to you fight like a mexican, the greatest compliment you could receive.I've never been in a fight.
>>144414794yazmin is a beach of a peast
>warningDO NOT ENTER THE FUCKING SPHEREITS NOT WHAT YOU THINK
noche ufc whats that like a ufc with sawlsa
wait where is the backstage of the sphere.
>there's gmt+ heemsters who will stay up to watch THE Zhelluber vs THE Ribovics and wmma SD snoozefest at least at 5:00 am
>>144415603SugaValDiegoRiboOzzy
>>144420243yes
>>144420198huge abs
>>144419787What makes this a hologram?
spherebros.. we seethrough
prime parker porter in his fight with jon jones
>>144420319getting a bad ghostbusters 2 vibe about this event
>>144420243I’m looking at the prelims now and it’s 2 hours 50% WMMA with no good fights. Honestly don’t think I’m gonna stay up for this
>>144415603O'CuckGordaPoopezZellePooriguez
>>144420013>leaves the thread
Why is Irene Aldana so damn hot bros?
I am controlling the sphere
>>144420243Zellhuber seems like a decent prospect
Can't wait for the Early Prelim
>>144420243I just woke up, it's over for me
Why is Raul the first fight? Is this some kind of sneaky trick to get me to watch from the very start
>>144419094Only time canelo ever sold 2 millions was against floyd, only time besides floyd he sold 1 million or more was against GGG.Rest of his career have been a pretty mediocre ppv sales.Nobody cares about the verlanga fight, ill be surprised if the fights sells 500k
>>144420412Please get a grip.
>>144420470I think he is right now b
>>144420403if canelo was a bit earlier i'd stay upcombat sports are starting to bore me lately
literally translucent during the day
Giblert Malendez is being interviewed on the UFC youtube channel guys
>>144420453dont know what you're talking about b
>>144420470>get a grip.say less
>>144420511>Giblertkek forgot about that.
name six mexicans, go.
>>144420562pedrojoserauljuanmigueldiego
>>144420562Antonio Banderas, Catherine Zeta Jones, Anthony Hopkins, Guy Pearce, Jim Caviezel, Canelo Alvarez
>>144420562Me, the other mexican, the mexican that rarely post, yair Rodriguez, Brandon Moreno, Canelo.
if dana white was mexican his name would be dana blanco
I heard Cain is gonna be honored and presented an award by President Trump in the octagon tonight.
>>144420602Unbelievably based
>>144420562Dennis suarezCholula hot sauce bitchPancho villaMexican coca colaChapo guzmannTaco bell dog
>>144420562Hernan CortezJuan Bonita MariconManuel LaborJesus CristosPancho VillaLefty
went to a mexican restaurant and got lunch for like $9 with free chips and I got a corona light shit was so cash
>>144420562zorro, the taco bell dog
>>144420703Fucked a mexican chick last night it was mid tbqhwy
i forgot this shit was on today, clearly a testament of sean's starpower
life is going well after being on antidepressants for two years but now I've just been feeling numb and emotionless. should i quit them
Mexicans are based and bro tier The aryans of the Hispanic race
1st for shawn omalley is a major league faggot
>>144420716Sean don't talk about your wife like that
>>144420739You simply cant weigh 135 pounds and call yourself a man
>>144420751Anything south of mexico can burn for all i careExcept the women of colombia
>>144420748yes you fucking idiotare you going to take the pharma jew the rest of your life or something like a diseased animal?your environment is the issue not your ''brain chemical imbalance'' also nigger
bruh i thought sean was 145 champ
Bake the thread and make it spicy
I'm more excited about the entrances with that big ass screen than the fights
>>144420562super mariosuper luigioscar de la hoyagohan blancorapi rojoiori yagami
>>144418163Since here main card starts at 3 am I will watch Raul Rosas and maybe other fight, then go to sleep, watch main card tomorrow as I do with all PPVs that aren't in Abu Dhabi
Hues are better than Mexicans in every way, the most soulful people.
>>144420806Antidepressants do work but they should only be taken for 6 months and are very overprescribed.
>>144420840Sopa de macaco uma deliciosa
>>144420839At least in mainland Spain it starts at 4 am, main event around 5 am, and I can see waking up to watch something at that time but 3 to 4 am is too late to stay awake and waking up at 4 is kinda "meh"?
oh shit forgot it was fight nightif omalley heems, ufc will upload replay 10 seconds after on youtube so im good
>>144420841im a literal doctor b
>>144420840I wouldn't say soulful but their women all take it up the ass
Merab will stick to the script or he will go back to being a cab driver in Poland
>>144420895anal is the most overrated sex act in existence
>>144420917what does it feel like?
>>144420917ok and?
>>144420895>their women
>>144420884why dont people like omally i jsut dont get iti get the no personality partbut that should just make it easier for ufc to market him he has multiple add agencys pushing him and it just falls so flat thousands of followers yet everytime i bring him up they are like i really dont give a fuck
I always bet against Sean but today I bet on him so he's going to lose
>>144415603SugaGrassoLopesZellhuberRodriguez
>>144420888No you aren’t
>>144420933It's the disgusting acne scared face Just a eyesore of a fella
sneak peek of the sphere wall graphic
>>144420934nah bro its your day today
>>144420879Do you agree that fightfairy looks spanish?
>>144420930a poopy ring around your penis then nothing beyond the ring. it's easy to hurt a woman doing it and it's not even enjoyable
>>144420964not horsefaced enough
The heaviest fighter on this card is 155lbs
will be sad watching merab lose.
>>144420963my best friend from high school went to U of Oregon and told me to bet the Ducks today so I did and it hit easy. Now I have more money to blow on O'malley
Hey guys! Before this UFC PPV starts I’d like to remind everyone that Khabib is a cheating faggot that ruined the sport with his smelly race and sheer cowardice. Enjoy the card!
PONDER THE AROMA OF ALL THE MEXICANA PUSSY MAKING THIER WAY TO THE SPEHERE AS WE SPEAK MUY CALIENTE
>>144420969Woman?
>>144420992Dana and hunter are matchmaking goats kid it's going to be heem city tonight
>>144420964Kind of a strech but maybe
>>144420806environment issue?i would have to open the door and check all the outlets and faucets around house like five times until i felt comfortable leaving for work. now i dont do that no more
>>144415603O'MalleyGrassoLopesZellhuberRodríguez
Italians are basically Mexicans
>>144420992It's the Mexico celebration card anon they're a small people. I can't think of a single Mexican fighter in MMA or boxing who fights at 170 or above
>>144421040Bet she was still fertile when they took that pic.
Had wild sex until like 5am so hope I am able to stay up
>>144420957i could tell you something specific that only a doctor could tell you but who are you to me
>>144421058His name?
>>144415603O'Malley Grasso LopesZellhuber Rodriguez
my illegal streams are ready
>>144421046there is that fat guy that knocked AJ out, but he probably would be fighting at 168 if he went on a diet
>>144421040starting to look busted damn olivi was a cutie
>>144421058¿Nombre del hombre?
>>144421052Anything is fertile with my seed, I could impregnate a cardboard box, ask me how I know
>>144420888post med school degree
>>144421058>t.
>>144421058what's his name
>>144421040Hey WALL
>>144421107its in my operatory
I'm eating nachos and drinking tequila to celebrate Noche, I also cancelled my auto insurance
>>144421040POST IT
>>144421065Tell me why there’s blood in my stool and maybe I’ll believe you
>>144421166my penis perforated your asshole
>>144420964absolutely not, pyur russian phenotype
