>Lap:#7362>Countdown to Well Done Baku GP:https://f1exposure.com>Previous thread:>>144407819>Essentials:https://pastebin.com/Ufpi7Xpx (embed)>FantasyGP.com /f1/ League Formula Autism:Passcode: 12481614>Nico Hülkenberg F1 Grands Prix without ever scoring a podium:222 (219 starts)>Fernando Alonso Grands Prix since last win:195>Races in the Alpine 100 Race Plan84>2024 WDC StandingsVER: 303 (+8)NOR: 241 (+16)LEC: 217 (+25)PIA: 197 (+18)SAI: 184 (+12)>2024 WCC StandingsRed Bull: 446 (+12)McLaren: 438 (+34)Ferrari: 407 (+37)Mercedes: 292 (+16)Aston Martin: 74 (+0)>2024 WEC StandingsPER: 1005.86 (+49.63)RIC: 929.05 (+57.35)HAM: 921.05 (+31.62)>News:Qualifying: Charles Leclerc (1:41.365), Oscar Piastri (+0.321), Carlos Sainz Jnr (+0.440)Gasly disqualified from Azerbaijan GP qualifying over fuel breach Leclerc beats Piastri to pole in Azerbaijan as Norris suffers shock Q1 exitNorris reacts to Q1 elimination in Baku as he fears making progress from P17 will be ‘pretty much impossible’Leclerc hails ‘amazing’ Baku pole run as he hopes Ferrari can ‘play a team game’ to keep rivals behind on race dayColapinto: Azerbaijan Q3 result “a dream come true”Albon says "rush to get tow" behind Williams' airbox fan blunderBearman disappointed at Baku Q3 miss despite outqualifying HulkenbergMcLaren open talks with FIA over yellow flag that “shouldn’t have happened”
gimi
he will beat neweybabby allegations tomorrow.
Still waiting on the names of these horny alpine girls
Checo, let Max pass for the championship, let Max pass for the championship.
>>144416483newey is pure shit, bro
>>144416484Chingchangchong and Stacey
>>144416484Kill yourself incel.
>posts f1 picture>people in the usa, 'canada' and finland seethehave another one
What’s the f1 equivalent of the “Prime Barclays” era?
>>144416483he ain't winnin this one b
>>144416574Peak F1 is 2006-2012
Do >we think Ferrari can win the WCC?
10.2.3 No adjustment may be made to any suspension system while the car is in motion.
Lando has such a dominating car, he should be able to get into the top 5 if he is any good.
>>144416651we are checking
>>1444165741988-2005
>>144416490I expect red bull to dig up 2002-2004 ferrari tactics any time now, to be honest
>>144416651I just want Max to win the WDC and Red Bull to finish as low as possible in the WCC
>>144416651I want to believe
>>144416651if they're competitive at Austin, sureif they have another tumbling down like after monaco, they'll have to hope perez stays dead or it's 3rd
>>14441657480-97.
Why has Anri Okita been mentioned, by numerous posters from different countries, in every /f1/ thread today?
/f1/ - simps and pozfags
For me, F1 pre Schumacher really is just a different sport.
>>144416832some anon indicated that past and future f1 engine supplier Honda owes it to him to arrange sex between him and her
>>144416844and saars
>>144416429>albon beat 34-0 logan in qualifying>colapinto in his second race beat himMy boy albon will get raped by sainz next year
https://youtu.be/jgCVkQhlScc?si=5iLCsrzNg4ODljb6&t=24
>>144416912I look forward to hearing new variations of this classic
>>144416866I’m pretty sure she’s married with kids, so I doubt she’d be up for that even if then head of the Honda F1 programme offered her ¥10,000,000
>>144416832Saturday is Anri tribute day
>post yfw you saw Leclerc go purple by a massive margin in sector 2 in Q3
How did Poorez outperform max?It’s so over for that Dutch fraud
I kind of hoped the michael would go back to his white helmet when he went to merc
>>144417025he's the king of the STREAT
>>144415629not bad aktshually
>>144416832Tbf she is F1 related. There is an image of her with Yuki
>goblandowhat a gimp. he knows he's not wdc material. mclel knows too. shame on them for being bullied into publicly announcing support for his wdc "challenge".ps3, lechuck, amx podium PLEASE and goblando no points
>3 cars are faster than the red bull according to pozfags and globohomos (a lot more in reality)>zero drivers are publicly challenging max for the wdcgrim
>>144417097There’s an image of her with Kamui Kobayashi, not yugi.
2007 f1 wdc kimi 'gimi' raikkonen
>>144417168Can't seem to find either
>>144417166how many are privately challenging max for the wc?
>17so wheres this phantom yellow that the goblin somehow saw that made him kwab himself?to me (and everyone else sane) looks like he just called gg the moment he touched the kerb, not even trying to finish the lap and not embarrass himself by 2 literal rookies doing better than him
Sarge could've scored his first points tomorrow with this car...
>>144417266he was out of the track, based albert called goblino out for that, he didn't go with the bong narrative of le yellow flag
remember how massa was on course to win in baku in 2017?
>>144417306crazy how nature can make that
>>1444173543/4 of the grid was on course to win that day
nelson peaked
bernie is ugly but i bet that cunt is fat and tight
>>144417476mmm 90yo bussy
the real andrea
Williams - Honda.
>Be Honda>Yeah we done>jk we stayin'>We done now tho>lol fooled you again>nah now we really out>actually no>ok for real tho, we're done now>:)
Guess which corner waved the yellow incorrectly
i literally hate every single driver on the grid and almost every single driver that ever raced in f1
>>144417954nowins bottled his lap regardless of that
>>144417975And?
>>144417973fuck you
>>144417973I bet the only driver you like is nicolas kiesa
>>144417954I blame simps and pozfags
>>144417999why? not my fault most drivers (98%) are completely soul-less, unlikable and are atheists who race in circles instead of praising god
>>144417954God bless women.
>>144417973
>BEEP>BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP>BEEP BEEP
>>144418039religion is for retards, like you
>>144417954So globohomo is destroying globohomo. I approve of this.
>>144418079What's Yerin up to these days?
>>144418088white people would be a space faring race if not for religion
>>144418103Getting gaped by BWC
>>144416655You should try reposting this at a more convenient time, we can always use some good schizoposting.
Pre-Turbo era takeover.
>retards unironically believed that weakmind Goblando was winning the WDC after Zandvoort
I wish nothing but suffer for most drivers on the grid
>>144418232YES, ME TOO!!!!
Getting gaped by BWC mentioned
>>144418193no one believed it until the bong media started that narrative. is crazy how easy to brainwash the average retard is
I wish nothing but gimi
TFDD: Total Finn Driver Death
>>144417975He would still have been just fast enough to get out of Q1.
>>144418360no because he is a terrible driver
Hello lads. Good day? I just finished watching qualy. Some questions.1. What happened to Norris?2. Is /megapinto/ our guy?3. Was the cooling fan left on Albons car on purpose?Any other interesting tidbits?
>>144418421Objectively the second best driver on the grid since he's second in the championship.
>>144418193pozfags really thought norris would win all the remaining races
>>144418426>What happened to Norris?collapsed under pressure, bottled qualy lap>>144418441you are objectively a pedophile
>>144418441the fuckwit of faggotton
hot take: norris is shitting himself on purpose because he doesn't want to lose the WDC in a car that lost the WCC
>>1444184261. Nothing. he drove like he usually does2. no. he's de vries 23. yes. they tried to cheat and got caught by piastri. fia didnt penalise them obviously
>>144418426>What happened to Norris?Some female marshal flashed him and the sight of titties scared him so bad he aborted the lap.
>>1444184261: tried the gimi 2018 line out of turn 16, sky and mclaren blame a yellow flag nobody else has seen2: sort of?3: just incompetence
>rookies jump in the car and just dominate their team mates like it's nothingthis grid is grim
>>144418494
and it was all going so well
>>144418613right after getting defiled by fat brown
we need more terrorists on the grid
>>144418563>everyone at works keeps a steady rate>an overeager intern shows up>fucks everything upmany such cases
>4 month break after singapore
>>144418763>4 month break
>>144418780Edd is quite scary here. Not beettel level bad but not comfy either
>>144418780Are you glory hunter ?
>>144418780>>144418791pov: you are a young racergirl leaving a deserted paddock late at night after a long debrief with your engineer when you feel a touch from behind. you turn around and...
>4 month break after Abu Dhabi
>>144418859What current sponsor/s will be a future team owner?
is this the most pathetic performance ever in a rocketship?
Where does the red bull energy drink taste come from?
>>144418613This generations Bam Margera
>>144418918the beast they milk it from produces an enzyme if it is afraid
>>144418914Boobens 2009
>>144418918the finest virgin frauen piss from the austrian alps
>>144418918Taurine
>>144417954Good morning , I love women
>>144418894I hope that after mclaren and mercedes, SAP starts their own team and they run it on their own software
I'm surprised that GabeN hasn't bought into F1 yet. His sports car team is pretty good and it's not like he doesn't have the money.
So, where do we think Norris will finish at? Surely top ten, yah? And any other thoughts prior to the race?
this kills the FIAfag
>>144418613he wants to be seen as a bad guy so badly, what a dork
>>14441908914th. will piss and moan about dirty air all day
>>144419089DNF digits confirm
>>144419089>finish
'still all to play for', says lando norris, after finishing outside of the points
>>14441908911
>>144419089norris will overtake max on track
>>144419123I would enjoy that
lando has a pretty good chance considering the alpine has been shitting itself this entire weekend
>>144419001Nope
>>144417166Can you just shut the fuck up.Holy mother of god. Quite literally the most annoying gimmick poster in the history of /f1/
>>144419359*explodes in your path*
>>144419346kys fag
>>144419384they just needed more time
norris chose the worst timing to kvaab in quali ever
>>144418656Being fast in F1 is a problem. Driver's need to follow the script.
wish there was footage of that time when miga tested the lambo engined mclel that literally exploded and ripped the back of the car apart
>>144418656>>fucks everything upSounds like the workers are slow and the management is horrible and not up to date with how fast you have to be for the new generation of workers. A massive skill catastrophe..
>>144418894Tommy Hilfiger and BOSS. They are pushing hard for fashionable F1 teams. Its ridiculous there is dedicated media for F1 driver fashion now. It just used to be exclusive to Amber Lounge.>>144419068F1 already practices tax breaks.
>>144419597It's not hard to overtake in Baku if you are in a stronger car.If he is any good, top 5 should be guaranteed. But his problem is that he isn't good.
>>144419439Die
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-UA6Y4AiSKci just watched the last top gear episode ever
>>144419171Team Psychologist not doing the job.
>>144419637yes. this is why they use shit pirelli tyres
Chances of Norris snapping and deliberately yeeting the car into a fireball?
>>144419597Monaco?
>>144419702>two weeks of non stop media attention abut him challenging the WDC and piastri being cucked to help himhe needs a podium finish minimum to reedem
I can't stand looking at bearman's downie face or his hearing his awful voice
>>144419720Why would you watch Season 33 episode 5 with Chris Harris? Or do you mean Top Gear Australia from this year?
>>144419720Is it sad? I dont think I have the strength to watch it
Your 2027 Formula One World Driver's Champion Lance Strulovitch
>>144419702nowins is a worse hamilton, no w2w skllls only DRS overtakesif he scores a single point that would be a miracle
>>144419873yer gonna fucking bawl if you have any humanity left
>>144419801no possibility of title fight challenge at that point
>>144419873No they actually went pretty soft on the “remember this” stuff. I think the fact that it wasn’t Top Gear and that Too Gear has been dead for years now lessened the blow. I’ve been getting used to not seeing the guys together.
>>144419597Most of the midfield and back markers will just let him pass because it isn't worth trying to fight him unless they want to prove a point or something and bear, albono and cola will be easy to pass. He's completely fucked once he gets to Sigmalonso tho unless Hamilton is keeping his attention and he can find an opening (he won't)
>>144419936the cheatlaren was already the fastest car at that point
>>144419702>>144419924They have a fast car but it doesn't have the sort of insane pace gap that they had in Zandvoort, I think the pre-quali estimates put them some distance behind Mercedes but around the pace of RBR, and Ferrari.Then again Baku is also known for meme races so he could luck into a random safety car and be leading by Lap 10, we do have 2 rookies this weekend.
>>144417923I bet they have at least a 50% wind tunnel model for every ruleset since 60's stored somewhere in Sakura.
>>144420022gosh darn
>>144420022thats a man
>>144420022Logan will come back as a grizzled 30 something after winning the 500 and multiple titles as andretti f1s lead driver
>>144420022That is one nasty bitch
Not gonna lie guys, I think Antonelli might actually be the real deal.
LEC VER SAI tomorrow, for good ol' times sake (early 2022). Check 'em
>>144420158if chuck wins tomorrow he'll be only the second driver in the current rules era to win 2 consecutive races
>>144419924>only DRS overtakes...and Baku has one of the longest straights and the car is fast enough to overcome a potential DRS train in the midfield.There are 51 laps.If he gets one all 3 laps he is Top 5.This really shouldn't be an issue.If he doesn't make it, that is pretty embarrassing for him.
>>144420156Hes raping the hyped anglo twink in his first season
>>144419944seeing the wrecks didnt get me but when the dire straits song came on and the archive footage started playing it was over for me
*wins*
>>144420190>if chuck wins tomorrow he'll be only the second driver in the current rules era to win 2 consecutive racesstop it.
>>144420273how can sky compete
Was Lando fucked over or is McLaren just coping?
>>144420169Alain Prost retired in '93 because Williams made it clear that Ayrton Senna was going to drive for them no matter what. Prost could no longer block Senna from being in an equal car and couldn't run to another team so he chose to retire instead.
>>144420364he ruined his lap before the yellow flag, it was a professional bottle job
S O V L
CHARLES LECLERC YOU ARE THE WORLD CHAMPION
spoilers for fight for P8 tomorrow (assuming nowins doesn't put his car in the wall on the first lap)
>>144420364Pure unadulterated cope, even assuming no flags they chose to send him out on used softs instead of new which would slow him down in the prior 2 sectors, and the huge slide at the end was also either his fault entirely or a mix of his fault and the tyres already being dead.
>>144420462This right here is when I knew he was too weakmind to ever be a challenger. KWABilton would have pulled that off without any damage to himself and won the race.
>>144420462I love how max cried over their "friendship" but tried to murder him on the track and even after his puncture he blocked him to the grass
>>144420364don't listen to the first 2 replies, he was on a good lap and just aborted his lap after being shown yellow.
Williams would never be this great again. Feelsbadman.
>>144420535there is lost of estrogen in your drinking water
>>144420535>>144420564don't listen to the 2 quoted posts, they were typed by a child toucher
nobody on grid is big brainthey're all retardswhyquestion
>>144420572They can be if they're allowed to cheat again.
>>144420579imagine being a nowins fan
redpill me on pintocola. is he legit or just having some rookie luck?
>>144416429HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
>>144420519The majority of drivers would have been able to deal with this situation better.Norris was a second faster per lap and had 15 laps time.Most drivers would have been able to find a way to overtake.Some wouldn't have done it and finished P2.Hamilton would have crashed out AMX (without wrecking his own car) or no-lasting-advantaged him.But only Norris managed to crash himself out while watching AMX still getting points home.
>>144420641Hard to tell. Even Sargeant got in the top 10 during a quali session on a track where the Willy was strong.
gluedick and pinche bff
>>144420580I notice a pattern
>>144420510>would slow him down in the prior 2 sectorsHe was going a lot faster than his first lap and recovered from going off before the flag. He was running at 1:17.965 in the first two sectors with about 0.350 when he went off, he absolutely could have got into q2
>>144420641zoomer faggot that will be immediately forgotten after the season ends
>>144420753no he could not because he is a talenltess anglo paydriver
He would have lost around a second because of the long straight
MIN VERSLOWWIN WILL LOSE 2024 WDC TO LECLERC AND WILL LOSE 2025 WDC TO SIR LEWIS HAMILTON HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
MIN VERSLOWWIN CANNOT DRIVE A SHITBOX AND ONLY RELY TO NEWEY HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
MIN VERSLOWWIN GOT EXPOSED AND BTFOED BY PEREZ HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
eatsleeplewis hamiltonrepeat
i'm doing a lewis hamilton right now
>>144420789he would have lost about 0.2sec if he lifted off for 0.4sec. you also forget max went almost sideways in the same spot and was 0.6sec from leclerc, and perez is 0.4sec slower than leclerc
>>144420800>>144420864>>144420889Replace Max with Schumi and Lewis with Alonso and we have the average /f1/ poster in 2005
>>144420977i don't think the average f1 poster in 2005 would have been a child molester
>>144420753>He was going a lot faster than his first lap and recovered from going off before the flag. He was running at 1:17.965 in the first two sectors with about 0.350 when he went off, he absolutely could have got into q2I'm aware he was improving, as was everyone since the track conditions had improved so significantly. I'm saying if any of those other factors had been removed (new tyres giving him an even greater advantage in S1 and S2, him not going off in S3) then they could have negated any lifting he had to do for the yellow herring.
>>144420022Corr. What a breeder. Look at those thighs! Hnnng...
>>144421055>He doesnt know
give drivers bonus x mode time for making sick moves in 2026
>>144421078if poomacher wasnt a f1 driver he would have been a convicted sex offender
>>1444209480.5s lost before he lifted for ocon. he was on par with piastri before he had oversteer. so he would have lost over 0.8s because of the long straight.
>>144421175Poochael Poomacher
>Barely win F1 championships in the 80s.>Dominates 1980s Pop Culture.
>>144421280one of the only things i liked about th 2015 vacation film was the return of the girl in the ferrari but she crashed and presumably died
Eating a papaya right now
>>144421431>
>>144421431
>>144421431Do you have piles?
>>144421237>he would have lost over 0.8s because of the long straight.nope, 0.2sec as we see with max, and that's with me assuming max is on par with perez for the entire lap outside of the oversteer which we know he wasn't. and even if we assume you are right about the 0.5sec lost thing, being 0.7sec from leclerc would still get him in q2
>>144421431I hope you are observing the eponymous rule while doing it.
>>144421237oh shit norris finn is backdidn't you promise he'd win every race?
Norris won't get past Big Dick DRick
Macaroon cream.
NIGHT ON FIRE
>>144421971*be's starting ric on hards then stopping on lap 4 for softs*
>>144420462if Lando moved just a little to the left he would've been closer in pointskwab
There's no reason why Norris can't kwab at every single remaining race in the season.
rbr installed the brake valve on checo's car this weekend
singapoor is going to be an interesting race with everyone copying last years red bull car.
>>144421524I'm thinking of getting surgery to get a little flap removed.
>>144416429"Now listen here, son, I know things seem a bit tough these days... Heck I hear all these young folks talking about apps and swiping and all that nonsense, but back in my day you didn't need all that fancy stuff to talk to a gal, you know? You just had to walk up, smile, say a little 'hello,' and see where it goes! Worked like a charm, trust me... I ain't never been the most handsome fella in the room, not by a long shot! And believe me, I've always been on the short side... Never could see over the crowd at a concert, that's for sure! But you know what? That never stopped me, no sir! It's all about confidence my friend...See that pretty gal over there? I've been watching her, and I can tell: oh yes, she's giving you the looks! You know, the kind that says she's waiting for a fella like you to come on over and make her day... Now, don't you worry about being nervous, everyone feels that way. What's important is showing her you're a good guy...Back in my day we didn't overthink it... You just gave a friendly smile, maybe offered to buy her a drink, asked how she's doing, and boom, a conversation started just like that! It was all about confidence, son... She fancies you, I can see it plain as day! Just go over there, be yourself, and say 'hi.' What's the worst that could happen? Trust me, you'll thank yourself later.">chuckles warmly, patting you on the back>takes a hearty sip from his large glass of beer, a warm smile spreading across his face"These young guys nowadays get too worked up with all this overthinking... Go on now, give it a shot. Nothing to lose!"Shoot your shoot young fella!
>>144422388Why don't humans have two assholes? It would solve so many problems. You poop quick. If one gets clogged the other acts as a bypass. Each one strains less because the work is split in half. In the future when they create augmented humans there should be two holes.
>>144422418Sheesh on god skibidi no rizz gyatt no cap, for real
Man, I'm really thrilled by this Senna-Prost type rivalry between Perez and Verstappen!
McLaren is really doubling down on the yellow flag bullshit to protect Lando's weak mind
>>144422619This but Oscar and Lando. 2024 is the new 1988.
>>144422483dunno about you pal but my singular anus doesn't get clogged. i need to poo and poo is pushed out no problem
>>144422652Not everything is a projection, clogged anus haver.
>>144422633Surely someone has a clip of the illusive yellow flag?
CHECO BROS…we winning tomorrow?
>>144422343>we have a chance of getting three consecutive chuck wins
>>144422418Condescending boomers.
>>144418132lmfaooooo
Why did Mercedes go back to an old spec floor? Was the new design jiggling too much?
Do you think Max porks Kelly's rear entrance? I doubt either of them is into that.
>>144422812who's behind that door /f1/
>>144422418unironically works for me
>>144422864I think he pisses on her
>>144422864AMX is saving his virginity
>>144422864I think she pisses on him
>>144422912 this makes sense>>144422947 y tho
>Kwablonso thinks Newey gonna win him a championship
>>144422868Me
>>144423015max is a killer on the streets but a schoolgirl in the sheets
>>144423083AMX likes power and Kelly will do anything for max so I think Max is the one doing the pissing
F1 should race at the National Corvette Museum track
>>144423150>AMX likes powerHe thinks he does, but then remembers that one time he stood up to Jos and got btfod and immediately starts sobbing and Kelly has to hug and comfort him (she is older so a mommy figure).
Gonna stay up until the race. Wish me luck
Here's F1's new street circuit for 2026-onward
>5am
>>144422864wow I really hated this for a second
>le VPN pozfag
>GP finally on at a reasonable time so I don't have to go into work on monday sleepy
>>144423150>>144423310He likes power, but loves when it's exerted on him.
>>144423646Are you implying Nico Verhoeven breeds AMX's bussy?
max and albon were both out qualified by their teammates for the first time in forever today cursed track
>>144423425Stay in bed, we'll handle it.
>>144423705Well done Baku
What if Williams sabotaged Albon to make Cola look good?
>>144423698Someone may be thinking about it.
>
would you try pinto bean cola?
>leclerc on pole again>verstappen starting 6th, >>>>>norris>next week is singapore where red bull are likely to be shitLeclerc might actually go for the steal on the WDC
There are other things to do than Formula 1
>>144423425>8am
>>144423915>chuck lesneed
>>144423915>King of the Whining and Bitching
NARB NARG NARC
>>144423858>likely going to be 9th and 10th anyways>just so happened to be filming in the garage during it>small fine, even for williams, and no other penalty >people are still talking about your team because of it>headlines can try and make cola look good which could bring in more clueless sponsorsthe data says that this was a good move
>>144423858That's what happened. He did it to dunk on Sargeant.
>floridaposting
>>144423915Shamiltard
>>144424273Does this nerd think he invented looking at graphs and numbers? Everyone uses "data" to make decisions.
>>144421167Goblando made similar mistake there and dropped out of q3 like a bottom kwabMax still made top 6
>>144424273Even though this was Coca Cola first time in Baku?Though to be honest I wouldnt be surprised if he used new tyres to pass to Q3. Regardless, I think he did decent, now he has to finish better than Sarge last time here
>>144424273>muh dataAston Martin seems to have plenty of data to work with these days.Results?
>>144424522
/f1/, what makes the driver you like a better driver the one anon supports?
>south americans are now willy defendersunsure about my reaction to this information
>>144425238racism
>>144425238than* the one anon supports
>>144425238>>144425257
>>144425113You're probably one of those gigapozfags who thinks Kwabmilton's win in Silverstone was legitimate
>>144425113If the sandy hook shooting was 100% actors then so can the Williams F1 garage
if you dislike this song you're just a contrarian and you probably support max instead of lewis the most popular driver of all time who is larger than f1
>>144425414Hamilton lost the WDC in a car that won the WCC, bro
>>144425477Does that mean Lando is shit
I'm super sick bros, f1 feels for this? I just wanted to get drunk tonight but i have no energy
Zak Brown is not Jewish
>>1444256172007 European GPdesu
>>144425617
>>144425627jewish hands typed this post
>>144423915KWABmilton
>>144425698I can assure you my penis is unblemished and fully intact.
>>144425356Much more happened there though >>144425376There's no need to do that. Franco had already scored a big victory by making it to Q3. There was absolutely no need for him to out qualify Albon, and this kind of out qualification doesn't even count as a proper one.
>>144424789please understand, the girl who was running it before was operating solely off of vibes
>>144425617drink first, think about it lateralready downed some cachaça and a pintgonna get another by the way
alonso is better than schumithere, i said it
>>144424522>floridapostingAs we discovered in the previous thread floridaposting is a new Sir posting
>>144426431>cachaçaso rum?
>>144426784Well, duh, Museo had decades of practice, while Schumi drove for only two seasons at Haas
>>144426786Slowvakia is the new 75 IQ posting
>>144426956>newAlways has been
>>144426956>new
>>144426846superior rumno offense, my brother
>>144426917wrong schumi
>>144427347weak rhum agricole desu
reckon i could beat the jamaican in a fight
>>144427418yeah but he'd like it
>>144427418i dont fight id just stab you
*king hits you and takes your knife**be's giving your body to a pan man to cut up, jerk and bbq*
>>144425695baba
The side dish? House cat
did this nigga just call me daddy?
I've heard that to enter Mercedes, you have to enter Toto Wolff first, if you catch my Initial D.Is that true?
>>144420022god i love fucking thick slags like that, it's my guilty pleasure
We HAVE to have atleast one safety car tomorrow right?
>>144428348yeah colapinto will do it, he came close a lot of times
>>144428160the plapper of Perth
>>144427355Well, duh, Museo had decades of practice, while Schumi was getting his anus prolapsed
>>144428471>pinto>came>a lot of times
>>144427881Other way around. Toto enters YOU.
>>144428471my money is on bearmen to do it.
>>144427411Seconding jamaicanon's take, rum agricole is like cacacha but good
>>144428524>Perth>12k for a plane ticketBrazilsisters... how the fuck do we deal with being born here?I just heard a British girl bragging about traveling, saying "anyone can travel the world by saving money for a few months".Must be nice huh. Funny thing is she is a Viet girl lucky enough to have been born in Britain and now acts like thirdies like us don't exist and are poor because we want to.
>>144428632>12k for a plane ticket>Brazilsisters... how the fuck do we deal with being born here?multiply it by 20 lmao
>>144428632wonder if it's theoretically possible to route a non stop flight between perf and sao paulo
>>144429328Gimi to advice for Audi?
I don't really understand, everyone said Verstappen was the best driver, but now that he clearly doesn't have the best car anymore... he doesn't win anymore? So all those experts were wrong?
>>144430266Neweybabby cant be the goat
checo has been saying the car is fucked
>>144430266max is pure shit, bro
5AM GET TO BED NOW (i wont)
>>144428632I'm thinking about going to Japan in my next vacations, but due to the burger bullshit regarding visas I can't go through the US so the price is like 9k reaisreally grim
>>144430266being the best in a racing series isn't black and whitethat's how a 9 year old would think
>>144432317Can you explain in more detail?
Norris bodied Piastri through practice you cunts can lip on all you like about him being a shitter but that's one irrelevant moment compared to 1000x more actual data.
let him cook?
I'm not going to make it
>Argentinians have to root for a British companykek
>>144433280>if the paaainnn goes onn
>>144433484REKT lmao
>>144433484>The reasons for Lole abruptly quitting were never fully explained, but it has been said that the upcoming Falklands crisis (later the Falklands War) between the United Kingdom and Argentina (Reutemann was from Santa Fe, Argentina and drove for the U.K.-based Williams team) created a tense situation and Lole decided to distance himself from the team and retire after the Brazilian Grand Prix. However, Williams chief designer Patrick Head said the war was an excuse and that Carlos retired because “his heart wasn’t in it anymore.”History repeats, kek.
>>144433280
Please F1, never get your dirty globohomo hands on:>Sebring>Laguna Seca>Road America>VirginiaThose bumpy, dusty old-school tracks would get absolutely MURDERED to get "up to standards" for F1. Even Spa feels kinda bland nowadays.
>>144432358there's dozens of different factorsa driver being the best is only one part of the puzzle that's required to win a championshiptoo busy to explain the rest
Just watched qualifying. KWAB lol
>>144433915I was going to post something like>I accept your concessionsince you didn't answer the question, but most likely you're right and I don't feel like shitposting today, I hope your favorite driver wins the next race
>>144433908They're upgrading Mt Panorama to FIA Grade 2 in 2026 with a five year plan on making it Grade 1. So long, top of the mountain. Hello, 1:42 lap times in Supercars.
>>144432358F1 has always been a manufacture's championship. With very few exceptions (Max being one of them) drivers are replaceable.All the driver drama, controversy, and storylines is all pure goyslop for fans of the hype and reality-show like structure and bandwagonism.If you want true motorsports watch some of those random races that pop up on YouTube like a random small British Civic Championship at Silverstone, where photofinishes are common. Or any American motorsports.Or even WEC which still a team's championship but the races have more battles.
>>144434062>Max being one of them>Immediately being a shitter when his car no longer the fastestLol no
>>144434034>They're upgrading Mt Panorama to FIA Grade 2 in 2026 with a five year plan on making it Grade 1GRIM!
>>144434088.
>>144434122Wake me up when he got 1st with his redbull shitbox lmao
>>144434062Reminds me the CIK FIA Karting World Championship is in 3 hours
The blessed Mazepin is redeemed
>>144416429>no rizzthat is me, I dont have time to waste, you either give me the pussy or not. I always got two hands
>>144435319I hope you're killed by a drone :o)
>>144435443why so butthurt, nafo?
>>144435524Everybody needs a hobby
Franco! Ollie! OHHH!!!
I'm so fucking tired. I don't think I'm going to make it
>>144436028just sleep for 5 hours until it's on you spastic
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morning lads
can someone please post the nigel sniper pic?
good morning, i miss this shitter
>>144436967there there
>>144437043thanks
>>144437043>shitty settings on an outdated simulator>cars appearing and disappearing on track>improvised low-budget setup with a by then 6-year-old wheel>shitty camera angles>no damage>automatic gears>track where f1 doesn't race anymore but in modern cars>never plays racing gamesand STILL he manages to do decently well and gets a feel for it as the race goes on.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UCiWf7WEViM
so what's our strategy for today, Ferrari bros ?
>>144437839another one stopper
>>144437839copy we are checking
>>144435319Second sauber seat still needs filled
>>144437839One stop masterclass
How Goblando isn't leading the WEC this year with having the best car for like 11 out of 17 races this season and has only 2 wins, never gains in lap 1, gets KWABd in some qualifyings and races?Perez might not be a WDC material, but he is a testing lapdog and almost a grandpa. Norris is even beaten by his supposed lapdog in 2/3 races lately.
Colapintobros
>>144434034that’s fuckin awful I would honestly rather have them build a new street circuit somewhere in the Middle East rather than destroy an existing legendary track
>>144437839Start on meejums, stop on lap 12 for hards, lose lots of positions, have to pit for softs 4 laps from the end due to tyre wear.
>>144434034Good, the mountain part is too dangerous. Someone might get hurt.
>>144438339Perez had a lot of consecutive bad performances before the break and people just piled on himI'm more surprised on Retardo still there when he doesn't even feel relevant at all rn
I believe in Ferrari
>>144420022would you look at those treetrunks!
franco colapinto
Kinda feel bad for Culoputo, Albon has decent results sometimes and is signed until 2026, Sainz is there next year and well, Antonelli already took the Merc seat, his other options are either Sauber or fucking Haas, which at that point just stay as a back up or test driver for Williams, very complicated
>>144438895That tv tower is massive
Fkino in 15 bings
>>144434034Oh thank science! That maniac track is so hecking dangerous! I'm really glad they are finally seeing the truth and putting safety above all else!
>>144438891Haas isn't even an option, it's sauber or nothing
>zogslop breakfast at 2ami'm locked in and ready to slurp
>>144438958Holy shit how come I didn't know the rat was going to Haas next year, are they fucking retarded?
good morninggimi.
>>144439058>pici don't think that's gimi
>>144439072my apologies, still sleepy.
>>144438891 Dude got lucky to get a chance and showcase himself at all and he performed well, he will get a seat in '26>>144438934https://youtu.be/7KrihtvbvR4
engine go boom
dun dun dun
>>144439072>>144439079Here's gimi for yougimi
i ate too much slop and now my tummy hurtsraces for this feel?
>>144439201kys yourself
>>144439208https://youtu.be/EBmgr0oZRxE?si=ZZHYjhl-0iUCbHsM
>Mick Schumacher kills another car in wecHis F1 career is DONE
>>144439208>tf>tp
>>144439111He didn't really get lucky, Sargeant was the lucky one when he should have been let go much earlier since he never showed improvement in nearly two years.
>sikteenth
>>144439035Ocon shat on Alonso and Gasly, bro
I am not gay, why don't you believe me?
so, how many safety cars for f2?
>>144425477>Hamilton lost the WDC in a car that won the WCC, broin a rigged competition
>>144439208Japan 2007
>all the streams are fucking dead
digits and no crashes
Did Hamilton get darker?
>>144439201NARG
>>144439299FUCK YOU
>>144439289HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
>>144439299
>>144439201Hes starting from the front he should win
>he doesn't have a working streamkwab, kwancouldn't be me
Carnage
DED DED DED DED DED DED DED DED DED DED DED DED DED
SOMEONE'S DEAD
SHITTERS
>>144439289halp
fuck it, I'll make some coffee with milk and then go for black (coffee) for the actual race, I hate exercising late at night because it fucks up my sleep
>>144439213gimi yourselfgimi
fucking hell
that didnt take long
>>144439299the digits lied. kek is dead
DEATH
BIG JUAN
HOOOLY SHEEEEEEEETSOMONE IS DEAD
KINO
nice crash
>>144416655> using the version after it was already changed for DASrent free and retarded to boot
Who died this time?
SHITTER KINO
FUCK
Didn't even get to the first corner lmao
>Lewis Hamilton Starts from Pit LaneNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>found stream>red flagAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Please tell me that was KWABjar who got flipped
>mainilike pottery
paletti'd
hahahaha
damn what a heem
>be indian>crash
>sir couldn't redeem the start
what a bunch of shitters
is it the 'most important thing' that drivers are 'ok' after a crash
>>144439375It was sharti, dank kush and girther
THANK GOD FOR THE HALO
Mecachrome'd
halo saves lives _/\_
'the halo did its job'thank god!
Saved by halo again
>>144439418no it's how quick the can clean it up
they should all get a mulligan, restart the race
Amazing how many lives the halo has saved since its introduction. #blessed
logan private
Thank You Science!
>>144439428welp, not surprised at that Just gutted it was the wrong Campos that got flipped
Wait Mini got into F2 ?
>>144439419kek what a kwab
did he died a death
>>144439419lol holy shit wtf happened
>>144439507replaces bearfella who replaces magnussen
>>144439517They crashed.
what would antonelli have to achieve in order to become a real gimi? question.
>>144439517>Shitter stalls>Other shitters are blind and drive straight into him
>>144439517nerve gas
Hahahahahahaha how the fuck is crashing into a stalled car at the start of the race real hahahaha nigga just don't crash like turn your wheel
>>1444395341. Be good2. Don't be shit
>>144439534He has to beat David Coulthard in his first season in a silver/black car
>>144439419>>144439512the last guy has the shortest time to react, that wasn't a kwab, that was purely zoomer reaction speed buff for managing to avoid the standstill car for so long
>>144439534nothing, he is the fake
>>144439580stalling on the grid is absolutely a kwab
>>144439512
>>144439507Mini, Mansell and Browning are driving F2s this weekend at least.
Digits and Hamilton wins
>>144439627>>144439627>>144439627
>>144439626after starting last ? lmao
>>144439534he already is real gimi
>>144439626he start from pilane....
>>144439566would that make him realer than real gimi?
>Son of Michael P3