last
ANOTHER wardrobe change for Megan?? I like her in green.
Damn Mexico fucking SUCKS
>>144427285frankenstein
>>144427285Norma's braps are TREMENDOUS
le wmma face
Alhambdulilah, beans can't fight
what a FIGHT
chiwiwis nigga
>>144427310She's getting spit roasted in-between fights
1 win (decision, US born fighter) - 4 lossesmessiCANS KWAB!!!
jerked it instead of watching the wmma fightwas it good?
>>144427326
Fuck off Cruz
Me entering dumont's schaubhole
Why is it all white people in the crowd?
I like when the women get hurt and unconscios
O’Malley is currently shaving the Mexican flag off his belt right now lmao
i'm getting tired of 2 fight cards
>>144427358what is going on here?
>>144427367seats are like 1000+ dollars lmao
>>144427348how would I know if jerking it was worth it? fight was shite though
>>144427326holy shit
WE DID IT! WE DID IT, REDDIT!! BREAK OUT THE RED BURHKA!! ISLAM WON!!! KEBAB IS GOAT!! HALAL FOR EVERYONE!! FROM THE RIVER TO THE SEA!! FREE PALESTINE!!!
>>144427367mexicans are poor and couldn't afford tickets
This fight represent the eternal question of if MMA is a sport or etertainment first.Sean O'Malley represent entertainment, his hair is a different color each event, most of the marketing surrounding him start by insisting that he's a star before mentionning his skills. He prides himself on how pleasing his fights are to watch. he may not go to war often, but he is always looking to set up a ko. His technique was never in doubt, when they doubted him it was for his level of opposition.Indeed, with but one controversial lost, it took him 7 wins and 5 years to get a ranked opponent and proof of how the promotion liked him, he was rewarded for eye poking the number 9 ranked fighter with a title eliminator against the number 1 ranked fighter in the world. He shocked the world by winning a close decision and he was immidiatly given a title shot with favorable timining, before handpicking an easy first title defence.While his skill cannot be denied, so is the promotionnal backingWhat Merab lacks in highlight reel, he makes up in resume.He's a grinder first and foremost,not a terribly exciting one, so one that had to earn everything he got, his style isn't the most pretty, nor necessary what seemed the most effective., but without the resentment as motivation. What his style lacked in refinment, he made up with a terryifing physical attribute, an inhuman cardio.He can spam takedowns like they are jabs and dominate even if most of them fail. this has lead him to an absolutely insane 10 fights winning streak in the sport deepest division, which includes an eye popping 7 ranked opponents including 3 former champions who were all in the top 3 at the time. he is without a doubt the UFC fighter who has had the most to accomplish before getting his shot.Today they clash, not just as rival, but as representation of different philosophy of MMA.
>>144427310that means she's getting naked over and over
>>144427326legit looks like a hatchet wound
I don't get what was the point of making this happen in the sphere
>>144427326>here's your daughter, bro.
>>144427367mexicans can't afford the tickets
Let's go meme fighter
strim?
>>144427326that gash rivals any man-made horrors.
>>144427326Do you think her great grandmother would have advocated for women's rights if she had seen this picture of her descendant?
talmbout norma dumont?
>>144427405Vegas paid them to do it
>>144427336is that his MOM?!
can we recover mexiCANS?
307 lookin real grim
>we are now 50% through the cardThoughts so far?
Nachos (presented by Riyadh Season™) are in the ovenIf anyone wants any just come over :)
dom and megan can't handle the echo
robot chael p sonnen
>>144427367White Americans love supporting Mexicans
Hello heems im here to post cute girls and watch people bleed
>>144427367mexico has the 2nd highest population of white people in the world
>>144427442top kek
>>144427435Se acabo.
LMFAO WHAT GREAT AUDIO
>>144427446Neither do i
lol this shit is so lame
I don't want to be mexican anymore, /heem/...
if the event is in vegas, why a mexico theme event?
>>144427442Thanks hermano
I've been treated by the owner of the sphere
AAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA NICE AUDIO RETARDS
now THIS, is epic
This? Is Mexico’s last hope? LMMMMMMAO
>>144427456she looks like an ayy. something very offputting about her.
>>144427367All the Mexicans are at the canelo fight
>>144427456As long as you don't shrimp post or /hoc/ post youre welcome saar
*enters thread*https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HJ1ZeZX-_co
>>144427456I love petite latinas
Will we see Gringo Papi 2 tonight?
>>144427485lol
Does the audience see the sphere?
>>144427480Same
Looks pretty cool
>>144427442bean status?chili status?veggie status?
ALL I NOTICE ARE SPHERES NOW
HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEM
>>144427471Its not premium hd bot bro.Its buffering 480p with forced reddit memes over the stream.A simple search on duck duck go will give you lots of high quality streams.Please go away
>>144427518no they have to cover their eyes between fights
>mexican fighting spirit>4 losses and 1 decision
>>144427412Eurasian girls are so pretty/hot
>>144427518i think they see the outside shots on those two big monitors
uh oh, hitting me with that hard copyright notice
>>144427518the audience IS the sphere
GET THE FUCK OUT OF THE SPHERE RIGHT NOW
>>144427442are you gonna ghost me at the front door again? I knocked and knocked, the doorbell didn't work so I just knocked and knocked, then had to come home. It hurt bro just bein honest, why even invite me if I'm not invited?
You guys are watching official streams, right?
TOTAL MEXICAN DEATH
LMAO
Cheese borgers were good. Drinking some whickey cokes for the main card
the jp gravure discord stream is actually better than shitmp streams kwab
they should air hardcore porn on the sphere during the main event to troll dana.
>and perhaps the last Fucking kek.
>>144427493Its the cheekbones and huge eyes>>144427456Love that little slut
I AM ILLEGALLY STREAMING THE UFC
>>144427564naturlich meinen freund
>>144427573what?
>>144427497The sphere is just like my islanders
>>144427534>>144427564>>144427581>Federal Law prohibits any person from receiving the live telecastLiterally not true at all, eat my ass Dana hope the brain cancer kills you
>>144427588THAT'S FUCKING ILLEGAL
>>144427573kek
This is Mexicos last hope? LMAO a literal cuck zoomer cofton candy haired loser.
#team hogrider
>>144427574whiskey*
>>144427595He's smushed in a funny way.
>>144427480neither does america
seriously, top dog has WAY better visuals than this
Is Sean really popular? To me it really seems that he is not.
>>144427538Even if they lost, they're putting on a show. Bless those 80 IQ beans not caring about brain damage.
Well guys? Are you team Mega Knight or team Pekka?
IS THIS UFC OR AN ACID TRIP?
>>144427622fuck no hes not
>>144427285Fuck Dana
>>144427616ah kek
LET'S JUST PUT TRIPPY CGI SHITlol
>>144427326yea thats the last we ever see her in a combat sport lol thats not healing up enough
great idea filling the sphere with millionaires who are afraid to cheer
wow let me film that with my phone
the sphere looks like shit
life altering? GET OUTTA THERE
indians on tiktok are going absolutely insane from these visuals rn
OMFG I"M BASEDJAKING SO HARD RIGHT NOW
POGGERS
was that fuckin bautista?
Kino
>>144427622fuck yes he is
GRASSOBROS
all of this mexican glazing and they get blown the fuck out
>>144427622If he had any sort of personality he’d be a massive superstar
>>144427596What's hilarious to me is how desperate this spam always is.If your stream was so comfy and nice, you wouldn't be advertising it here, you'd be actively engaging in the stream and chat.But it's not. It's boring and lonely. Which is why you have to spam here. A chat board where we're literally having the comfy chats you crave.But instead of engaging in comfy chats with us, you spam about your own space. Which we've already used logic to prove isn't comfy at all.Can you see why no one clicks your stream? It should be very obvious to you.
What the fuck is this star wars bullshit fucking kek
Who /sober/ here?UFC nights used to be a big trigger but now its ok.
>>144427639Why are so much posts here saying he’s gonna win?
>>144427601>VIOLATORS WILL BE PROSECUTED TO THE FULLEST EXTENT OF THE LAW.
EPIC
*zooms towards you*
ahahah what the hell
>>144427653looks so low res from outside
uhh, mma?
this is so fucking lame lmfao
this is cringe as shit
looked pretty cool
THIS IS SLOP
is that renato laranja kek
KINO
>no place on earth has as many famous warriors as mexiconame 2
why exactly should i support mexico and its "culture"?
cringiest shit i've ever seen in my life
Imagine watching some Mandy Muse on that bad boy
>>144427656dot or feather?
It's over for you criminals. What's your response?
>>144427685hope its going well bro
kek i love laughing at gayfc!
KINOOOOOOOOO
>>144427704yeah
>>1444276855 years.
it's just like my marvel movies!
oooooooooooooh THE giant screen ?
hes got the little pin on lmao
MEXICAN FIGHTING SPIRIT>gets battered in every fight
>anons mad their heritage and culture isnt a warrior one
nice corny ass shit, it really makes up for the sub-par card
You may think its cringe but third worlders go rabid for this shit
My stupid deadbeat father just told me the other day that when he was in prison, they would not let him join the Aryan Brotherhood because my mother is 1/4th Spanish (not Mexican). Tu chinga madre gringos, viva la raza!!
realer than real bros we eatin
>>144427697i fucking kneel. daner has outdone himself with this one
The warriors in question
HAHAHAHAH ME HE KO LOST EVERY WAR
>UHHH, yeah we want the Marvel universe fandom
>>144427703>>144427704>>144427710>>144427716>>144427707>>144427713>>144427717
So this is the power... of mexico...
its… kino….
would I fit in Southern Mexico without the fear of kidnapping
>>144427733I think it fits him
Jada Stevens Green Jacket Bangbros scene in the sphere
AYOO I WANT STARS AND PLANETS AND SHEEEEEUEET
PLEASE go back to rehular arena
this shit is so awesome. thank you #ufc
that was it?
why are the saudis paying for a mexico event
This is kino. its just a shame its been wasted on fucking mexicans
> mexican fighting spirit
>>144427721I am an undocumented customer
>>14442768548 days free from alcohol. Still trying to quit weed.Stay strong /sp/
CUTE WHITE GIRL IN THE AUDIENCE SPOTTED
>That'll be $20m +tip
>>144427759>flagYesBut you will be considered white by southern standards
apologize
How we feeling about Jokar O'Malley?
>>144427777quads of truth
>>144427715it'd be wise seeing you don't have any, leafington
*manifests into being*
>>144427717billionaire goon cave
>yes folks we may be hosting this noche ufc event on formerly mexican land we rightfully took by force from these wetbacks with a ferocious warrior spirit, but what can I say just so glad to be herewtf jon anik you can't say that
>>144427773globalism>>144427777they're the only ones that'd eat that shit up, and I'm not even sure of that honestly
>>144427715I like nachos
Imagine having the sphere as your personal goon cave. Baller shit.
>>144427777what are they gonna waste the event onBritish "fighters"?
>>144427763jada stevens oiled up ass close up shot and goon captions in the sphere
the UFCs idea of what looks good is so hilarious
OHHHHHHH
Skyrim af
Imagine wathcing a solo porn in the sphere. A GIANT PUSSY ABOVE YOUR HEADWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOW I'M COOMINNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNG
>some autist /g/entleman got paid big to make thisgood on him
LETS FUCKING GOOOOO LETS FUCKING GOOOOO LETS FUCKING GOOOOOO DUDE LOOK AT THE FUCKING SCREEN DUDE.
>>144427778We're boxers, not crotch sniffers
>being impressed by a large screen
>>144427759they know you are flip and have no moneythey might steal you to show them how to cook pagpag in preparation for the apocalypse or if you have a sister for sale
>>144427802Kek Merab looks like a hobbit.
>>144427777
Wholst /geek/ here?
GALACTIC O MALLEY VS STELLAR MERAB
>>144427715>why exactly should i support mexico and its "culture"?INDA WILL BE NUMBER 1 SUPER POWER SIR. WHY DO WE BLOODY HAVE TO KISS THE ASS OF A FILTHY MEXICANWE ARE PROGRAMERS AND CEOS SIR. MEXICANS ARE CARTELS AND STREET SWEEPRS
>>144427812shut up carlos
>>144427790ameri bros we keep getting away with it!!!
surely you can kinda recreate this setup in VR to watch porn on this scale
>>144427812You are currently 0-5 perez
APOLOGIZE
is merab a brazza
actually the mexicans are tests for the other fighters, in this way its actually kino that they lose.
>>144427777Why not a real warrior culture? America or Russia would make more sense
>>144427833Neh get the f*ck out of here hahaha
I need a stream por va vore
>>144427796so it's mexican heritage, sponsored by saudi arabia, but the fights are taking place in... space?
schaub-esque
>'hrm...should I take smithing or one-handed?'
>>144427817Archery skill tree vs one handed skill tree
>>144427715 maybe one day dana will make a card to celebrate cuck culture
give me a working streamthank you
latinas owe me sex
>>144427848Yeah but your face gets sweaty and it's not the same
>>144427823Homie is literally me seeing all the messicans lose.
>>144427778>>144427823haha look at bottom right
>>144427804>>144427810>>144427813>>144427818>>144427848heem bros not like this
>>144427854I Kneed Dana sama
>>144427823Me in the dress leaving
>>144427823well I am.. what now...."MASSIVE STAR" SHAWN NOBODYS WATCHING OMALLY LETS GOOOOOOOat least they can properly fraud his "FAME" after this with the number's
HOLOGRAM EFFECT
>>144427873saudi-mexican space program
Why are white American's celebrating another country's independence day?
dont let this event distracts you from giving israel more foreign aids
>>144427872uhhhh looksmatch bros?????
>>144427880>>144427882heh
Why are Americans so easily impressed by slop like this?
>>144427889ufc.com/ppv
>>144427673post more of this semen demon
>>144427856is Arman a brazza?
screens need to be bigger desu
13,000 YEARS AGO, MAN INVENTED TACO
>>144427780Same. Love these Sierra Nevada Trail Pass though,are bretty good. I’m so happy I’ve stopped. I got way too good at it. >And like Alexander I wept, for there were no more beers to be conquered I have replaced it with butterfingers though…
BRO I WANT TO WATCH UFC NOT THESE RANDOM MOVIES
All this shit and literally everyone in Mexico (and every mexican in the US for that matter) will be watching canelo insteadLiterally like four autists like me care about MMA
>>144427812Imagine if they spent this same amount of money to set up a ring in Africa and bus in the strongest warriors from each tribe.We'd have 30x more content, 30x more brutal, and 100x more real.You don't even need to offer them millions of dollars or social media deals. Just a check for $10k cash, and you'd have hundreds of the burliest and dumbest men in the world lining up
>>144427912probably the same reason we kicked you out of here?
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
>>144427285How much did the cartel pay Saudis to do this shit?
just started watching lads, anything good so far? is the sphere retarded or good?
wheres the MMA?
Mexico is a literal failed narco state. Who gives a fuck?
>>144427885yeah it's this card
what the fuck lol
regular ppvs are going to look lame now
>>144427899sorry bro, pawg milfs are too powerful.
wypipo don't have culture like this
I don't want to watch a damn movie you bald fuck I just wanna see fights
WE WUZ TWINKS
>>144427889streamed.su
bros, how do I develop a decent gas tank. I started training MMA to try and get in shape recently but I get tired so quickly in sparring
>>144427906dana white is an irish piece of shit
>THE ode osborne vs THE ronaldo rodriguez starting a ppvI barely watch UFC compared to a couple of years ago, and this is why lmaoHow is the roster so shitAlso Mexicans suck, imagine your cultural identity being standing outside home depot and getting your heads chopped off by other mexicans
we /his/ now
>>144427906cause we love our brothers to the south and their women; especially their women
>>144427920>>144427856YesBrazza just mean caucasianSometimes only muslim caucasians but generally its for all caucasians
THE CORN HAS SPOKEN
Mixed Martial Arts?
>>144427906There's like 80 million latinx in the US, they're the largest minority group by far, thus there's a lot of pandering by companies for brownie points.
I love Mexican women!
>>144427941How do I filter these fags again?
WE WUZ AZTECS
what the fuck is going on
I can't wait until the Spanish show up in this movie
SHOW THEM SACRAFISING INNOCENT PEOPLE AND ROLLING THEIR DECAPITATED HEADS DOWN THE STEPS
is O'malley DC or Marvel?
>>144427944It's over for mexibros
This is lame as fuck
>>144427962patience
and then whitebois came and fucked their women
A SECOND SPHERE JUST HIT LAS VEGAS
>>144427950rich
what game is this
>>144427938that would be an even WORST use of the money, there's hardly any combat sports gyms in africa
im team conquistador
>Our ancestorsMexicans do know that the majority of their DNA comes from Spaniards and Portuguese, and the leftover is remnants of people they enslaved and raped, right?
What the fuck is this kek?
Bruh skull emoji
this shits actually fucking legit
man this is really fucking retarded
Mexico is cool, but it's a shithole and had hundreds of civil wars
I DON'T CARE ABOUT THIS SHITTHIS IS NOT MEXICAN CULTUREIT'S CIUDAD DE MEXICO 5'1" INDIO CULTURE
sick audio
Rodriguez ZellhuberLopesGrassoMerabeasiest prediction of my life
wtf who could possibly do this to these brave noble savages
costa?
>>144427969dont call the haploautists
HUMAN SACARIFICES ARE LE GOOD
>>144427935word all my uncles and cousins are waiting for the canelo fight with the tv outside but i'm in my room watching this gay shit
>>144427939Shockingly predictable response kek
VGH MAYOS COULD NEVER HAVE SOVL
>>144427912i dont think anyones impressed, we just tolerate it because id rather have this once a year and the rest of the ufc than not.
a messican coogie... with sum sawlsa on tawp
return to monke temples
>oxford and cambridge are older than the aztec empirewtf
>all this slop being fed to muttscringe
why put any of this faggotry in an ufc event though?
uuuuuuuh heem audio?
I like watching fights at UFC events, that's just me though.
I hate this rah rah mexico bullshit
This is UFC + IMAX
we wuz mayans n shiet
>>144427968rodriguez is a good prospect. wtf are you talking
talmbout indiangenus brappa
I thought these would be about combat sports.
LOL THE PANDERING IS UNBELIVABLEaztecs werent even mexicans lol
WE WUZ BEANS OR SOMTHING SENIOR
>>144427975How do they leave the ring?
WE WUZ KANGZ N SHIT
Dana spent a gorillion dollars on THIS?????????? HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
this is fucking gayoh, and by the way, the mayans aztec whatever got completely mogged by Spainards
Based conquistadors heeming the Mexicunts.
Why do white people like big screens?
>The Sphere has devoured me...
If I was Mexican I would be absolutely fucking embarrassed right now
What does Noche mean anyhow?
if they're such great warriors why didn't they beat the spaniards?
>>144427951no this is the warrior culture card, the cuck canadian card is next year
>>144427962If ur fat (ie over 15% bodyfat) that's gonna be a problem
>>144428006>>144428008The duality of gay man
elden ring mentioned
MEXICO NOW OWNS LAS VEGAS. HAIL Mexico!
>mexicans are warriors >mexicans are 0-4 tonight so far
Gringo Papi watchalong at the sphere
#ConquistadorsWereRight
this is pretty cool
>>144427938More like lanklet dirt eaters
this is call and all but atleast have it as a promo for an actual fight not a wankpiexe on Mexican
SHOW THE BLOOD SACRIFICES!
Wow so that's how they got their fighting spirit Bravo dana
>>144427735Bro almost everybody has a more warlike culture than mexicans
Imagine paying 4x ticket cost for this LMAO
indio beer ad tier
LETS GO ODE OSBOURNECARRING THE CARD ON HIS BACK
>THE EARLIEST CIVILIZATION You’ve got to be fisting me
>>144428059night
looks like a civ5 cutscene
lol why did they do this ancient mexico thing before this ancient mexican looking mf comes out to fight?
>white people le badWow powerful
come on start the fucking fights already
MY FAVORITE PART OF THE AZTECS WAS WHEN THEY HAD GIANT BILLBOARDS FOR A CULTURE THEY WEREN'T APART OF
>>144428010This is your people
Yo they got the sphere on the screen on the sphere on the screenbrazy
Please start the fucking fights
Ok this was amazing
Ode is a bum
i fucking love laughing at gayfc
America, are you okay?
>>144428064don't pair me up with a jeet in leafland sweden
>>144427978same!
where's pickschad?>Merab>Grasso>Ortega>Zellhuber>Rodriguez
this is the gayest thing i have ever watched, and ive been to the furry exhibit at west hollywood pride parade
>>144428058most mexicans are watching the canelo card bro, they dont care about MMA
>>144428095>spanish people >white
>>144428044Jump
woah I can relate to this
HE'S SPEAKING AMERICAN IN VEGAS AT SPHERE!
Imagine if they did this for white people
>>144427285at my uni all the fucking edgards literally wrote shit on their desks before exams, complained about professors with standards and tried to get them fired, admitted they hated studying, and were always noisy in the libraryfuck these people
>>144427820The feet on these graphics look really funny. clownshoe length
>>144428062no it's this card
What I love about the UFC is random warped history lesson
>A civilization that rivaled any otherNot really, though...
Im glad box has their events and aren't watching this.
>no human sacrifices shownLame, why are white people such pussies.
>>144428032Dana literally couldn't come up with anything better
every loser on the main card should be sacrificed to the sun god
Conquistadors best AoE 2 unit
Based Hernán Cortés
>>144428003you'd be surprised
Why are we pretending the conquistadors didn't civilize these chimps?
>>144428108I guess the equivalent of this would be like if Canada had a sphere and it was Pajeet themed. We are done for.
>>144428097
A frightening amount of kinolets that never seen Mel Gibson's Apocalypto (2006) here
>>144428090but that seems to run with the theme, and not be a company?
holy shit they got Ode
>>144428110Peruvian american
>>144428085Pretty sure there's some legit evidence that meso american civilizations are as old as the sumerians.
>>144427777thinly veiled racist post
Do Mexicans even know the difference between Aztecs, Incans, and Olmecs?
bumbaclot
>>144428109Sorry man, nobody deserves that comparison
Imagine a culture where Europeans celebrated their heritage with 20% of the enthusiasm they venerate random brown people's
I knew it would be cringe like this
Ok this is pretty cool
I absolutely needed this in my ufc event.
wakãnda forever amigo
so uh why is this in las vegas and not mexico city?
>>144428148majimas wives
I am willing to be not a single mexican was involved in this entire garbage. Just get to the fucking fights.
who asked for this slop??
>>144428081you shouldnt be talking frog
does ufc not know that mexicans make fun of indios like guatemalans and shit?
What have they done in the sport to deserve this praise/pandering? They're not doing this crap for a European event.
when you have a sub teacher in middle school and they just play a documentary and have everyone fill out a worksheet about it
>>144428137foreshadowing for no heems
>>144428153I hope you're not seriously comparing this slop to Apocalypto
not like this is taking much longer than the usual ufc wankfest before the first fight starts
in los livre de historia
>>144427978Sorry pal, Jenna is mine.
All this just for a 15 minute crotchsniff lay and pray fest
Ode freaking Osbourne
>>144427962Galaxy Gas is a no-brainer, you really should be working your lungs out with daily doses before training if you want to reach the next level
>>144428167or .005% how much they celebrate our small hatted middle eastern friends
This is retardkino
How did an empire of millions of people get blown out by 100 spanish meatheads with horses and musketsLike seriously what the fuck, what a great warrior culture lmao
>>144428097Sleep tight, Steeler
the sphere sucks what a shit gimmick
we need a 30min origin story video for every fighter before they step into the cage
Just got the script from Dana, the next short film is about them jumping the border and getting jobs as underpaid cash in hand landscapers and maids
>>144428049actually it was by spaniard/native alliance
...Anthony Smith, the progenitor of the Sphere.
>>144428199kill yourself
This is really bad
>>144428175Las Vegas was a Mexican city
if we lose the next fights this will be extremly embarassing
>>144428175they're not going back to mexico city, ever
>ufc now has mortal kombat stages
>>144428111I got you
>another samurai larper
Is it me or does this ppv just have such a weird feel to it?I mean I’m not complaining or anything Cool to do new stuff
>>144428168omg brave warrior. I respect your ancient civilization!
>>144428188canelo is fighting on the same night and dana wants to take his audience.
This would be sick to see a Ancient Greek play, and the background looks like the Ancient Athens or something
Y O S O YYes, yes, you are
>>144428098All that crap is as far away from me as las vegas (literally, both 1500km)Literally disconnected
>black guy with a choreographed entrancehope he dies
me bumbaclot samurai
>>144427285
>>144428133Kino
Now if all the Mexicans fighters lose that would be pretty fucking funny.
>smallpox
KEK is this what dana hyped for months?static pictures of chicken itsa with the same shit intros they do at fight nights?
are they using microphones from 90s RCA handheld camcorders?
pootan
1-0 in the UFC vs 4-5 in the UFC, truly the greatest live sporting event of all time.
>>144428210The muskets
I dont knjow why I was expecting something extra rather than just shit on the screen
will omolly or merab be sacrificed?
Imagine getting this fucking seat where you cant see the dome
you could fart in there and no one would hear it....
>>144428215
white men owe latinas sex
>>144428245>watching a playhahaha faggot
I just realized all these NSAC guards are noname npcs cause the real ones are down the street.
Karate Combat has been doing this exact same concept for years and way better at that
I predict by 2030 we will see the first UFC card that eclipses 5 hours and yet has only 2 fights.
what's a good stream? methstreams is lagging for me
>>144428133>ufc trying to talk about historyCringe
>>144428167That's just rome and christianity
the sphere is cool. the messico shit and this card suck. a 308 tier card there would be blogbusser
Imagine paying for nosebleed seats for this shit. Watching from all the way back there. Genuinely wouldn't even bother going to an event unless I'm right up by the cage side.
>>144428240t-thanks haha and thanks dana!
I hope every latinx fighter loses now
>>144428231It literally looks like the background in oldschool fighting games, pretty kino
>>144427959>But muh brownoids >Wypipo bad>cannibalism is dey culta
apex is better than this lol
>>144428238Dana said they are taking a massive loss doing this shit, so they are making the best of it.
What countries deserve this?
lucky to witness an Ode Osbourne fightI'm going to tell my children about thisbut let's be real I'll probably never had kids so I'll yell it at random children in the street
>>144428213possibly the worst gimmick a comic ever had
My money is on the NIGGER to dumpster the yard worker
ode looks kino when he gets knocked out like a jim crow caricature
>>144428188HURR DURR WHY DO THEY PANDER TO THE BIGGEST AUDIENCE IN FIGHTING messicans litteraly run boxing
>>144427978Disgusting goblina
>>144428216>ACKSHULLYsounds like cope, mi amigoremind me what language you speak, by the way?aztecan? mayanian?
>>144428281>Watching two sweaty men wrestleYou're in the same boat as me, friend
>>144428259ortega or lopes have to win
>>144428259You really think their Spaniard ancestors are going to let their bastard mulatto descendants claim a false ancestry on a giant spherical screen and not use all of their spiritual power to curse the fight in their name?
ODE OSBOURNE VS DWCS CAN OPENING THE MAIN CARD OF RIDYAH SESAON SPHERE
Is it kino?
i will concede this is cool IF when there's a heeem the background crumbles and falls away
>>144428308not canada lol
>>144428210they were a wild and interesting culture dont pretend they were notthey also murderd like it was a sport.... it was an actual sport alsothe spanish were just LADS they murderd their way out of a city once and killed so many people that rivers of blood flooded the city for dayssomething like 60k people were just flat out murderd they also convinced the tribes to fight against eachother blood city also basically died from disease from the blood rivers
I feel like they should have put Pereira in this card. The indigenous adjacent cultural background would vibe strongly here.
>>144428003Other way aroundThey have more native dna than spanish/iberian
>>144428223was a church of Jesus Christ of latter day saints city I think you meant
>>144428308We do, we invented all of this so we should be commemorated yearly in the sphere.
there is something SEVERLY wrong with mexican "people"
>>144428316I can't tell if this is a scam or not
>>144427962hard af training over time. if you're under 30, then 3 months minimum to develop a solid foundation. 6 days a week, minimum 5 x 12min. mile run pace, balanced with your anaerobic muscle-building workouts, along with MMA training. you need optimal nutrition and you may pick up injuries if you start too hard, but this is the level of overall training you need to look towards.
>ronaldo
So many le contrarian edgelords ITT. This shit looks sick desu
>>144428331well the seats do vibrate according to the action in the cage
>>144428316YOU'RE FUCKING UP MY PROMOS YOU FUCKING DIMELESS FRAUD!!
This movie bullshit+the walkouts ate up 25 minutes
>>144427978
they should have done a presentation like this for Norma's dumptruck
>>144428210Just say you don't know historyThe aztecs were just one empire with many enemies throughout the land now known as mexicoThey sided with the spaniards against them
>>144428332
kind of sad how much money went into sphere technology just to not even be half as cool or immersive as karate combat's dome
>>144428355ok pablo
>>144428322he's right though. The Spanish led an army of 10,000+ native warriors against the Aztec triple alliance. Shit, there's even battles the Spanish lost
>>144428270Cope
look at him go
>>144428324only gay if the balls touch
>>144428344I would support a massive yearly brazilian UFC party
How the fuck did they manage to get Andy Serkis for this shit? Fucking awesome.
I'm tired of pretending that mexicans are markedly better than niggers
>>144428297hard disagree. the best part about this ppv is the big screen which you can see just fine from the nosebleeds. this entire card is mid as hell.
>>144428312let's agree to disagree
>>144427976more like Maxed Martian Farts amirite?
>>144428319damn, ricci really has a fucking IMAX screen on her head
>>144428042The so called Aztec called themselves Mexica They don't called themselves Aztec
>>144428210Disease!!!!!!!!! Yummy yummy. See Narváez Expedition.
LOOK AT THESE TEETH
>>144428322aztecs are not mexico I dont care they got heemed
>>144428336his walkout could be top tier but Dana themed it Mexican so wouldn't work>>144428357i doubt it, you can't really do that livethe haptics are for the video
Dana made this just to prove tony wrong
>>144428378You must be fun at parties
>>144428308The USAScreens should be showing F-16s leveling haji villages
>>144428322Miamian
Yeah this little rat is getting heemed
>>144428367those empires got rolled by like a platoon of Spaniards brah, the entire fucking continent lmao
OOOH HES DANCING
White people should learn Aztec history. Mexicans make up around 40% of the US population and they're not slowing down. Soon it will your children's history too.
we need some conquistadors to clean this shit up
>>144428376>Have one of the biggest screens in the world>Put two smaller screens on itI always hate when they do this shit.
oh hell theme
imagine is lazy loses
>>144428418based
>>144428379The French thought the same thing about Vercingetorix and the Gauls when they tried to revise their own history during the French Revolution.Look how that turned out for them
>>144427685It’ll be 4 years in November. Hope you’re doing good bro. We’re better off without.
>>144428408maybe you get probed for a sec when bruce buffer does his little jump during the its time
UHHHH these Aztec pyramics!
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>>144428337depends on the region
Why do Mexicans look like they were exposed to toxic waste?
>>144428329Hell yeah
>>144428423aztec history is very late a short period of mexican history
>they just fit1!!
>>144428396>Paying all that money to watch a big a screen.
>>144428423They are slowing down. Look at their birthrates. Shits downhill.
>>144428259they should hop the border and represent yankestan, it worked for rosas
That negro cormier called me a day laborer. I'll put him back on the fields
They need to do this again. So many possibilities. Imagine if they did different street fighter 2 backgrounds with Guile's theme playing during the fight.
>>144428421Tbh The spainiards were the best army in the world at that timeEven in Europe, people were scared of them in the battlefieldThey were one of the armies that didnt break formation when shit went wrongExtremely well trained, disciplined and equipped, a recipe for successThe big question is how did spainiards went irrelevant with all that money and its incredible army
Did they get the Strip to shut their lights off for this? Vegas looked real dim during that shot.
>>144428423>Aztec historyCivilizations have to invent writing and preserve their culture in libraries in order to have history.Stacking rocks into pyramids and then stabbing virgins on top while your people put on feathery hats and eat corn isn't much of a "history"
LOOK AT HIMHES DANCINLOOK AT HIM GO
>>144428437this isnt revising history though, its a well known fact the Spanish had tens of thousands of natives help them overthrow the Aztec
sean and merab have arrived
>>144428367Too true, mi hermano, too true. Do you happen to have a sister that I can discuss this further with?
>>144428210The horses, muskets and armor were huge power multipliers. That said, the real reason is the Spanish were smart enough to see every other tribe fucking hated the Aztecs, so they got them on their side and so made up the huge number difference. Then smallpox happened and just utterly decimated them and it was easy pickings from there.
imagine using the sphere to watch porn
>>144428430yeah that's the worst part, it's cool when the graphics build the screens into the rest of the sphere's visuals like they are right now though
>>144428464>tfw ywn get to see Alexa Grasso look down at you like that
o'malleygrassoLopesRibovicsosbourne
this echo is horrid
>>144428491They both got some serious ground slappers
>>144428463thats due to racemixing are mutts considered white or messican ?
Buffer just called him dwarfish willy wtf
>>144428464Are they really that tall?
>>144428437French are defenetely gallic thoThey are latinizied-germanised gauls
is that Kelvin Gastelum with purple hair?
Ronaldo Rodriguez literally looks like the average flip in my barrio, wtf
>Surprise exhibition fight>Cain Velasquez vs Kelvin Gastellum at HW
>>144428486>Stacking rocks into pyramids and then stabbing virgins on top while your people put on feathery hats and eat corn isn't much of a "history"You could honestly go to a summer fair in alabama and experience this though. lack of libraries and all
so the Sphere is really just one giant old school IMAX theater?
NEW THREAD PLEASE
>>144428329>>144428133Pls post more webms of the opening. This is too kino
I'm getting sleepy bros, I fell asleep an hour before the prelims started and only got woken up by my brother calling me, don't know if I'm gonna make it to the main event
holy shid
>>144428216I read up on Mexican history earlier and was shocked to find out that the lesser tribes the Aztecs had mogged in the region were seething so hard they allied with the Spaniards at the drop of a hat only to get backstabbed later by the Spaniards. Real bitch nigga feminine energy. Kek
Kino costume for the girls
>>144428463Kek, no they're not.
jon anik bot beep boop
>>144428535Make a new thread fucktards
>>144428483A shit navy. They were strapping cannons to fishing boats when they tried to invade Britain.
>ring girls look hotter on cosplay showing less skinnice
Wow I'd be raping the ring girls if I worked at UFC in any capacity
Colby should've been on this card
>>144428554I am hard
>>144428482CringePls STFU
>>144428522Thats what I thought!
>>144428464The Titans
oh no mexibros..
>>144428558anon...
>>144428549we're gonna make it bro
BYE YE BYE BYE BYE BYE
>>144428232thanks b
>>144428532nah its LED, imax is projector
>mexico
did they just pick the worst mexicans they could find off the street for this?
no fucking way
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
LMFAOOOOOOOOO
>>144428565jajajjajajjajjjaajjjj
>>144428593>mexican birth rate when we're talking about mexican americansretard bro...
HAHAHAHA I KNEW IT
what a disgusting ugly beaneronly the spook is slightly worsei hope they both lose
>>144428568Less is moreSometime the best is just extremely skin tight suits
anyways, I really wish I han't stated ti watch this. jesus sss.......no WAY
Mexico BTFO
holy fuck he was unconscious after pulling out of the triangle
I'm ordering a sombero tonight!!
>>144428616I was never talking about Mexican Americans but theirs is probably dropping too. Anyway it's over bro.
AHAHAHAHAHAH OH NO NO NO NO NO AHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAH
>if that's not mexican fighting spirit i don't know what is
mexico's own humiliation ritual
>>144428626
HE SURVIVED??
MEGGISCAN AS SHIT
He was out
OHHHHHHH HE'S PULLING OUT
>99% heem him>spend the rest of the round gassing your legs out
every single one of these messican fighters is from dwcs LOLfucking shitters
>>144428639It's not actually, they're just over replacement tier as of the latest census. But yes, it is over in a way.
A beaner and a nigger fighting in an arena built buy Arabs financed by jews and promoted by Europeans.
Based referee making the right call and allowing the fight to continue
>>144428705A microcosm of society.
>>144428626>>144428626>>144428626>>144428626
>>144428705in the future you will see man-made horrors beyond your comprehension
Joe still think that you can willpowr your way out of a choke, if the guy is not out after a minute it's just not in.
>>144427367>>144427367Mexicans do not care about UFC & Canelo is fighting in an hour.
i hope this beaner gets KOd in under 2 minutes
>>144428035the u.s. is so fucking cooked. fucking pathetic.
