Damn Valentina has a sensei in her cornerIt is over for Grasso
Brian Ortega is dead
my wife
>>144433724I want Valentina to win because it would be funny but Grasso is hot. Damn. This is tough
What a retarded concept and venue
spiritually, this is the thread
For me, it's Irene
SEXOALLY, this is the thread too
Much better thread
>>144433879a cat is fine too
Why Mexicans be coming to the US but still talking about Mexico all the time?
For fuck's sake, did Mexico just skip over rock and synthpop or something? Every single walkout song they play is the same old polka dolka mariachi shit.
>>144433936Many such cases!
>>144433936just thirdie things
I'm definitely a lot more racist towards Mexicans than I was before this event started
LETS GO GRASSO
why are they clothed
Why isn't this over I just finished some work wtf
the gold shit is tacky
>>144433936i've got some news for you leaf anon...
>>144434067its 2 cute girls giving each free cte, watch it
you kinda have to give the round to grasso for the sub threats
>>144434084>tejas NOPE!
Is today Mexteenth or something? So many can'ts fighting and they keep playing videos about beaner culture.
>>144434300i ain't reading all that nigga lmao
>>144434376It's their independence day from Spain.
>>144434510Why should I care? The card should be in Mexico if it matters so much
>>144434572Everytime they do that someone gets assaulted, so they can't.
>>144434597Mexibros are too high testosterone so they need to host Mexi fight cards in docile white man countries
Boring shitty fight
why does Dana keep wmma? it has to hemorrhage money from an already dying sport
I'm going to Walmart, you guys need anything?
Fake punches to mimic taps cheating Val vitch
Guillotines are fake
arms cooked
>can't submit with a guillotine KWAB
"I felt a tap"- Grasso
why couldn't shev just have fucking tapped for fucks sake get this shit over with
>>144434751>petite Men falling for the petite meme is why manlets exist.
needless to say feet wise this fight has always had one winner
>>144434751It is amazing how Walmart employees are only either disgusting spic land whales or not fat girls with daddy issues.
Hugging isn't a martial art
Shev fights exactly the way I do on UFC 4
>>144434820It's called CONTROL, chud
Merab is going to win via decision tonight, I can feel it.
at what point do you call it jesus christ
another wmma fight with shitty arm punches and control time woo lads i love ruining my sleep schedule for mma
This is 5 D Chess right now.
>>144434850ref just waves it off
>almost get submitted every round >but layed on top of your opponent >winning????????
*tries to fart silently in thje thread but lets out a squeak and pretends it's the chair and hopes for no smells*hey guys check out this WMMA isn't it worthy of all your attention let's go!
great, 36 year old shevchenko is champ againcan we scrap wmma already?
>Use your hands! High IQ zero technical advice.
>>144434908"almost submitted" is like missing a strike and saying you "almost heemed"
I can't wait for Val in the postfight interview to act like this layandpray performance is somehow the greatest thing ever
>coked up retards paid $1m for seats to this shitKEK
>>144434916They just need to open up higher weight divisions, up to and including heavyweight. The fighters will still suck, but at least they'll be funny and entertaining, and we may even get some sheems.
>>144434917Its wmma. Juiliana Penna's corner advice was "dont close your eyes when you punch, you'll never hit anything!"
>>144434916manon is going to beat her
Finding grappling in MMA boring is a skill issue.
>>144434916what will it take for dana to fucking end it lads?
Does this jobber literal who have a chance against cuck o'malley?
>>144434990Impressive Wreslting/Judo is fineBoring BJJ is not
>OHH ITS FUCKING TIGHT OHHHH ITS GONNA BE IT!!!every fucking time with this fag. nothing is happening its wmma
>>144434939the camwhore setup is sad
Sheemed all of the energy out of the sphere
How the fuck did Grasso ever beat her?
what even the fuck
>pity cheers
>>144435050Should be immediately reported to CPS. You just know she's psychotic.
>0 finishes in 4 fightsGuess I didn't miss anything important.
>>144435050God, I hate this million jumpcut TikTok shit. How do people stomach this?
>>144435050
>>144435079because valentina was a retard earlier fights, but now she knows how to maintain control in a fight
Shevchenko the GOAT won't get robbed by Mexicans tonight
That was one hot fight. Grasso is my gf forever
i hate dana so much its unreal
Rough night for Mexico
Grasso was but an arc for Shev after all
>>144435112long continuous shots make me uncomfortable
>I really appreciate you>BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
what a stinker
Grasso landed 3.6 significant strikes per round
only good from this is mexico's only champion lost
>Speaks Spainish>Boooooooooooooooooooooo!
Maybe spend less time learning languages and more time on finishing people.
She is 37 in a few months with no kids or husband. One must ask if it was worth it.
>not speaking several languagesWhats your excuse anon?
>>144435261Female athletes are the lowest of the low, when you think about it. Good riddance.
>>144435261I VOLUNTEER. I LOVE HAGS
>hype up there sphere endlessly>use it for ads, shitty ps2 graphic walk-ins and to replace screenswhat a shitshow plus a HORRIBLE card lineupid be asking for a refund if i was retarded enough to buy a ticket
>Kendrick Lamar
Put Chris Brown in theere with those girls.
that dance was kind of cute
jesus the sport is dead I've never seen a gamethread move this slow fucking kek
>>144435301Are you kidding. imagine the strong blonde children she would have made.
>>144434818>or not fat girls with daddy issuesaka girls with meth addictions
>>144435377There is probably another thread, dummy.
It must be nice to be black and be able to almost beat your girlfriend to death, one of the world's biggest pop stars at the time, and nobody thinks any less of you or even gives you a hard time about it.
>>144435395She chose work instead.
is the sport actually dying?
>>144435050you just know she's an absolute freak for a big dick
aura destroying loss for grasso and that division
>kendrick gets confused with literal whodrizzy bros can't stop winning
>Nope.
>>144435377dana got 'em arrested or something
Prime DC wrecks both St*pe and drug-free J*nes.
>>144435050>that much makeup to go out with the family
>seethes about blacks and muslimslol
So it's a big curved screen?
>/heem/ and gamethreads are 1/5th the catalog
>>144434908she was never close to being submitted, you just think that because rogan, dc, et al. were glazing the shit out of grasso every time attempted a submission
WTF is this retarded shit
>>144435544He's gooning to pawgs
20 million for this retarded shit
>>144435554IT'S A LIFE-CHANGING EXPERIENCE FOR THE SENSES
goyslop
>>144435349XD
>muh Mexico
cam on man, this is kinda retardeddid mexico won something important or what?
what did ufc mean by this?
>>144435616They won independence, but lost nearly every fight tonight
>>144435448one of the few based blackies
this looks horrible
>WE BUILT CITIES N SHEEEEEIT PLEASE LET US INlol
This last background is terrible
We will never stop fighting, to get into the USA, and make that country shitty, like our own.
what the fuck does merab vs sean have to do with mexico man cmon enough is enough
use the right thread please>>144435520>>144435520>>144435520
>>144435616They're like 2-6 for tonight, 3-6 if you count Lopes as an honorary Mexican
>>144435667Sean is raising a mexican man's child.
shawn omalley is such a dweeb
>>144435377you missed the last thread and you're missing the current thread. this is the /alt/ thread
They take so long in between fights it's ridiculous
>we wuz fentanyl kangz n sheeeee
All mexishit fighters got their asses beat lol
impressive challenger my guys, the faggot is in biiiiig trouble
i fucking hate beaners they are so retarded its unreal, this pandering shit its pathetic
Great we have 20 hour intros now just like bnoxing thank his most holy excellency king master Al-sheik>>144435448Women absolutely love Chris Brown. You've got to beat the crap out of a few women before you win the female crowd, B.
The whole mexico schtick was really forced. It wasn't even in mexico ffs.
can we just see them fight or an hour of cgi bullshit?
>>144435777You literally invented us
I thought merab had the undertaker's theme at first lol
>>144435805it kind of was, though
Reminder that Merab has staph
New zoomer hair just dropped
>>144435805quintessentially it was a shit card full of no draw bums that they tried to save with both the mexican gimmick and the sphere hype
this mexican circlejerk of the fighting spirit is disgraceful
>shuugaThe shuuga SHUUGA
>>144435261>One must ask if it was worth itchuds will hate me for this response but she is a multi time UFC champion and arguable WMMA goat, she's also a female version of the dos equis man and a irl james bond villain, knows like 5 languages. All this from some chick born in buttfuck nowhere, something-istan. Think about all the other women in the world who end up single and childless at 37 with not even 1% of that, literally how much more could she possibly achieve
>had to go do something after ortega v lopes>took like an hour and a half, thought id miss sean v merab>...>it took nearly two hours to get through the lopes post fight and the wmmathankyou daner
Jojua told Merab he can smash if he wins.
>>144435843Don't give me that shit. Mexican Americans dgaf about Mexican independence day.
>DC rambling about Arn Anderson from WWE Wtf is he trying to say
START. THE. FIGHT.
>>144435905mexican americans are just mexicans. even if they arent actually, they care infineitely more about mexico than usa
sucks that merab is gonna get heemed so hard. He’s so likeable.At the end of the day, though, Sean is too fast and accurate.
>>144435875>play banda>spam the flag>talk about the great warrior spirit>you entire country is owned by China and narcosVIVA LA MEH-HE-CO
Audio sounds weird for O'Malleys walkout
wow.
>>144435942I think he will win, but I'm not so sure. Merab has a bad defense and he was hurt a lot against Marlon and Cejudo.
>>144435943conor looks so different now
>>144435985My thinking is as simple as if Merab can get caught by those guys, Sean gets him out of there in 1 round.Though it’s worth noting that Sean arguably lost the fight to Yan, who Merab dominated start to finish. I hope it’s a good fight; I like both fighters. People hate on Sean but he’s less of a dumb guy than a lot of fighters
It blows my mind that this goof is favourite.Merab is going to dominate.
Sean is trying to act nonchalant
Merab beat henry cejudo, wow
>>144436050
>>144436050five rounds is a long time to give o'malley to find his shot
>>144436136It's a long time for Merab to ragdoll this twink.
THE live heart rate?
MERGOAT>MERGOATMERGOAT>MERGOATMERGOAT>MERGOATMERGOAT>MERGOATMERGOAT>MERGOATMERGOAT>MERGOATMERGOAT>MERGOATMERGOAT>MERGOAT
lanklet exposure??
this little guy is RANDY
SUGA KWAB
Sean gassed
>>144433997I would fuck her freshly unwiped ass to be quite honest.
cuckold molly bros......
10-9 GOATRABZoomers quiveringTwinks are scared!
>EH FUCK YOU TIM I FUCK YOUR BOYBASED
oh no.it's a 25 minute Merabfest
>>144433724Fuck Dana
holy shit Merab is annoyingdidn't care who wins before, now hope he gets KO'ed
Holy shit Sean's rattled
Sean is shook
>belal mohammad will end the year as the only american champion
Merab already way more successful than Aljo was
merab has nothing, knocked out soon
otwinky has no aura
Merab is content to take 3 rounds just tiring Sean out.
O'Malley was never good
first round to the shorty
Zoomerbros... it ain't bussin...
>excessive coachingLMAO BRING THE HAMMER DOWN HERB
Is it Big Rob 1-0 Sheen?
>excessive coachingHOLY RIGGATINI
>Salty Shane the faggot is about to get wallopedfirst time he's ever fought a real ranked opponent
>>144436309O'Malley needs to win bros....
I LOVE YOU BABY
this nigga doing tae bo poses
Starting to think it’s not called a guillotine but called guillotine-it’s-tight
>>144436313>AuraYou aura faggot
A fluke KO is the only way O'malley can beat Merab
>>144436309Palestinian champion you mean
merab has this in the baghe's still gonna get wobbled two or three times though
.>it’s belal 2.0The ufc is finally dead
SEAN = SHOOKMERAB = GOATED
his coach sounds like an emergency room nurse asking 'what brought you in here today'?
>He's the same height as meI had no idea it was that bad... What do I do bros?
buenos noches. pee caca carro me burritos tacos doritos
the battle of the dysgenic
murder sucka showkill sucka showdeath to sucka show
I'm also listening to the fight on my bone induction headphones
>nooo don't coach
how does merab keep this pace?
>you're beautiful that was perfect Is Sean's coach a fag?
Sean is going to KO him. He didn't even make Sean use any energy.
Sean is absolutely shitting himself
OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH HES HOLDING HIS BODY ON TOP OF HIS
a drunk guy should go up to the saudi guy and say he did 9/11
>>144436320I hope fiorot breaks her stupid fucking face
>>144436354epo
>>144436354A large amount of performance enhancing drugs
>>144436341thats what happens if you reward """"""takedowns and ground control"""" that do nothing
sean losing energy this early is a terrible sign.merab will not slow down the whole fight
>>144436354Steroids? lol are you dumb?
having a small dick is an advantage in MMA
Daily reminder that Aldo avoided ALL of Merab's takedownsMerab was unable to take José Aldo downHow good is he?
HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEMMMMMMM
sean is being way too passive
>Merab's about to cum herethanks DC
CLOWNING THE CLOWN KEKKKKUCKMALLEY
>>144436354he isn't a 5'10" lanklet faggot to start off with
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHH HE TOOK HIM DOWN AGAIN
>>144436345Go to church, we're all going to die and time only accelerates faster
Has omalley ever been within 10 miles of a gym?
Holy fuck Merab's takedowns are perfect.
oh God no
will O'malley's wife let him sleep with other women if he loses?
Sean is looking terrible, to my surprise. I guess it's the Merab effect.
ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
It moved guys. Is this normal UFC main event?
>>144436354A life of consistent hard training and discipline.
merab should drag tim welch into the octagon and buttfuck him live while o'malley watches
>>144436390If Sean put on muscle then he couldn't make 135.
LMAOOOOOOOOOOODEATH TO SUCK SHOW
cant believe i stayed up till 7am for this snoozer
>merab will ride you for as long as you let him
CHEATING FAG
>>144436397Yes, or wins.
>>144436337its true
>>144436390He just practices ground humping with men
is sean actually /good/ at anything? does he have a specific skill?
IT'S OVER
this guy is a real superstar b perhaps the next conner macgregger
GIVE MERAB YOUR ENERGY\o/\o/\o/
it's over
FUCK OFF HERB DEAN
>>144436407you didn't pay for it did you?
merGOAT dvalishGOATli
>we're getting Merab Umar for the belt
>he will ride you as long as you let him What did dc mean by this?Also why is herb Dean actually reffing the fight what the fuck?
ONE HUNDRED PERCENT
OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH HE'S HOLDING HIM DOWN
How did he do it?
>>144436418self promotion
its over.............................................................
gay levels rising
BASED HERB
>>144436407Should have slept after the lopes fight, the true ending for the night
no freebiesits over
>>144436418sharing his wife with his pals
The height difference is really hurting Sean. Merab is too small. It’s a lot hard to chin someone that small
omalley is fugged
90% decision rate Merat
uhhhhhhhhhh cuckbros?
dumb rule
gay fight until omalley knocks him out in round 5
man what a shit card
herbbest in the game
>>144436427i have never paid for a sporting event in my entire life and never will
Who is winning. Real answers only please. It sounds like this has been a REAL shit card.
>>144436418He's usually pretty good at beating up midgets.
>mexican ufc theme>both of them trying to cheatlmao
...crickets... the sphere has zero hype
Imagine if Merab knew how to submit
This zero charisma cheating cracker is your superstar?
>>144436418kicks and running around
merab is bullying him lol
>>144436436Aldo deserved better
>>144436444>Checked
Herb getting fed up with these boys
my heart rate is down to 0bpm now
>>144436429nah, if merab wins they'll do merab vs figgy and sean vs umar, winners fighting each other
>>144436429>asian with an animalI ain't watching that nigga
he used his free glove grab what's the big problem? what's next, yelling at him for his free fence grab too?
o'cuckley is gonna find a way to get finished my merab lmao
yan sissies... Why didn't we do this?
SUCKA SHOW GETTING WASHEDYOU LOVE TO SEE IT
Sean's done
>>144436440it's over for me
>dirty cornering>dirty fightingas expected of a weed smoker
merab's ancestors fucked enough animals that his cardiovascular system is literally inhuman
Not even Gooby 0.5
>>144436462O'malley already won
oh so just because his wife cheats on him he thinks he can cheat in the fight??
Good that i didn't miss the heem, Sean the cuck getting played like a damn fiddle
>>144436429god i wish i was that cat
>WIGGER TRIES TO CHEAT WHEN HE'S GETTING HIS ASS BEATI'M SHOCKED
>>144436462No one.
>AHHHHHH DANA WHY DIDN'T YOU SEND ME A PAINT FACTORY WORKER TO BEAT UP ON INSTEAD
End if the skittle
We are in the merab era.
M A U L E DAULED
O'Faggey trying to cheat
What a boring fucking card. Eat shit Dana you monkey
aljo sisters... is our underling better than us?
This is fucking hilarious
is sean a media product like jones?
suger shawn is doing this for messico you gotta have faith
>>144436462I'm watching a grown man get sodomized in ppv
>>144436462I'm winning because I'm having fun with my friends on 4chan :)
KEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEK
TWD
Danabros the check bounced, Herb's not gonna fix this one
EXCESSIVE BESOS
Meme fight
KEKCHADrab is my new boy
what the fuck?
KEK BASED RETARD
lmaoooooooooooooo sean looks like a raped bitch
>>144436429
Sean is fucking mad lmao. Merab, what a twerp that guy
>>144436479good question, pride probably
>>144436418Is sucking dick a skill?
lol, nice job by sean to keep fighting after that though. too bad it wasnt a heem
kek based Merab is beating up this cuck 2-0
what the fuck was that
>>144436474>Nurmagomedov brother not getting preferencial treatment they'll keep Figgy on ice for him
these niggas are outcheating each other
merab just broke him mentally
>no kissingfuck this semen slurping sport
O'MALLEY rainbow LE STRIKE MAN getting WRESTLED. It's over lanklet fags. Women know being LE 6 FOOT doesn't mean you have a big dick and can't fight.
Merab is breaking O'Cuckley
HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEM KISSY
its over sean bros
I wanna like merab but he's a wannabe influencer and a simp, fuck suga too
meme died tonight
OH SHIT
humiliation ritual for the cuck show
the prelims were better than the the two main fights
KISSED HIM!?
>Valentina and Merab BACK TO BACKDana is an absolute MADMAN
sean about to start crying
omalley looks like he's about to cry
I've never seen Herb have to put up with so much bullshit before
death by thousand pillows
AHAHAH KINO KINO KINO AHAHAHHAA
what the fuck is this fight lmao
>>144436462the UFC has produced one new star in two years.
what the fuck is going on
>can't kiss your opponentsProblematic
let a homie get a kiss
KEK
FUCK HERB FUCK HERBRIGGED AS FUCK FUCK HERB
OHHHHHH HES KISSING HIMOHHHHH HES GIVING HIM A HICKEY STOP THE FIGHT
This fight is actually kino lol.
i wanted us to be in the timeline where sean got a knockout from that
imagine if he had knocked merab out lmao
Merab is fucking based beyond belief
Super gay
KISSESISSES
FUCKING RATTLED
>>144436530I'd kill myself.
merab is like Eugene from wwe
Based merab giving suga some suga
Manlet bros tonight is our night
This shit sucks
I'm glad everyone can agree the UFC is officially dead
NEW RULE: NO FAGGOTRY IN A FIGHT>Captcha: J0N XU
buck broken
>>144436531
What's mma guru saying?
NO KISSINGHOW THE FUCK IS OMALLEY LESS GAY THAN HIS OPPONENT
2-0 merab clear
HEEM KISSY
This thread has been moved to /lgbt/
MINDBROKEBUCKBROKE
the UFC is a fucking joke
LMAAOOOOOOOOFAGGOT NIGGER SUCKER PUNCHING FAGGOTSTAY MAD TRANNY HAIRED FAGGOT
It’s a goblins world we’re just humans in it mane
what the fuck is merab on
DQ for sexual assault
merab is such a faggot
anybody remember when Spike Carlyle walked away from his opponent with 10 seconds left and got dropped? lmfao
im getting so much respect for herbthis is the first time hes ever done a good job
Are the girls allowed to kiss?
THIS IS ACTUALLY BEAUTIFUL SLOW DEMOLISHINGKEBAB TIERKEK
how would a dagestani have reacted to getting kissed?
>EPO gremlin vs>5'11 BW who looks like he trains at Dachau MMA during weigh insthis is not looking great for o malley. if he doesnt pull a ko outta his ass he's donezo
Sean omalley is mentally a prison bitch for these next 15 minutes
OH HE KISSED HIS BACK STOP THE FIGHT
HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEM
OHHHHHHH HES DRY HUMPING HIM JOE
sEAN Looks lethargiczuck paid the big bucks for Merab
Herb Dean told Merab to stop and didn't put himself in between them and Merab took a shot to the side of the head for it lmao
>>144436573it was dead when they sold out to disney
YOU DONT HAVE TO KNOCK HIM OUT, it's so over for Sean
ok merab is kino he needs to win
Show me in the rules where it says you can't kiss
So this is the true power of the takedown threat on the feet...
>he kissed himamateurs
>mma isn't ga-
>no kissingummm Herb? it's 2024, chud
He kissed him then walked away? Is 'hard to get' a legit strategy?
Since when is it gay for two semi-naked men drenched in sweat to kiss each other anyway?
truly waterson-esque striking from Merab
>>144436549Alex is the only star they've made since Conor. There are no draws anymore
only time im gonna be happy seeing this EPOrat win
>>144436582>>144436585>>144436587Got sonned hard, getting kissed by Georgian papa.
Welch coaches like he’a coaching a 5 year old
>merab blatantly punching the air and changing stances Oh my god he's styling on O'Malley. It's fucking over. Merab won.
>20 years fighting experience>Thousands of hours sparring under a ruleset>fight camps dedicated to winning under a ruleset>20 professional fights>Told before every single fight and forced to respond positively that they understand the rules>Breaks them>"Ay! Naughty! Stop it! don't make me tell you again!THE FUCK IS THE POINT
i bet merab has kissed sean more now than sean's wife
20-18 Merab (20-16 mentally)
best fight ever. merab is raping this twink
this fucking joke of a sport lol I thought there was about to be a DQ
banthamweight has gone down the drain so badly so fast it's unreal
"we are all fighters"
sluuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuurpa fight
>can’t kiss This sport is gay
>can roundhouse kick a man in the face>can't tenderly kiss himPussy sport.
umar is going to buckbreak SHITrabBDSissy meltdown by the end of year
>>144436593DEFEND YOURSELF
Merab finna win and all my picks gonna hit
This is a Main Event?
You could hear a pin drop in the Sphere right now. Zzzzzzzzzzz
Merab is 1000000000% getting KO'd. He's way too cocky.
>kissingI'm glad I stayed up
>>144436623Well to be fair he is.
wtf is this fight
>>144436610uuuuhhhhh
>>14443660015 years, it's over for him
>>144436584i sued to watch UFC at gay bars in philly circa 2009. some good fight fans there and led to some intense parties afterward. but you gotta protect yourself at all times
>>144436587>decide to get get up and turn your back to your opponent before the round is over
Probably the hardest I ever laughed watching UFC was when Clay Guida produced a jewelry box in his post fight interview and I thought he was about to propose to DC.The kissing just now is in second place
>>144436606did he pull Merab off for the kissing or was Merab walking away anyways because there was 1 second left?
OH HE BIT THE FAINT MERAB WON
does dvalishvili count as a brazza?
>>144436627>kisses you
>CUTS AFTER THE TEN SECOND>ALLOWS DVAL TO PUNCHEDDEATH TO HERB DEAN ISHALLAH
>>144436598Kisses from other brazzas ok brazzas
>>144436640this.
>>144436643this might actually be a PPV too I'm not sure about that
wtf was Matt Walsh telling Sean to not try to knock him out? Knocking Merab out is Sean's only way to win
He's breaking OMalley's spirit
>merab, dricus and belal as champFeels good man. Don't know why people don't like merab and belal, I love wrestling heavy fighters strikers boring af
help yourself
o'cuckley is getting raped
damn I thought merab was a mental weakling but this is impressive
would rather watch grasso and valentina wrestlefuck than this desuwet blanket fighters need the axe
>>144436660>georgian christianEhhh, he's got the accent?? idk
i will never stay up for a fight that involves merab again
AHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHA SUFFERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR YOU C*CK FAGGOT
It's not enough to keep Merab off of him
cuckbros, our champ is being sexually abused on live television...
This is SAD.
Reminder that O'Malley was favourite.
Sean getting SLLAAAAAAAMMMMEEEED. By the way, did howler head flop? Is that shit even good?
Somethings never change.
>>144436610>Show me in the rules where it says you can't kissit's a form of (emotional/romantic/sexual) fish-hooking
sean needs to stop trying to bait these long distance level changes from merabwe are 3 rds in hes not gonna eat the knee bro..
>>144436670He was asking him what is a woman
>>144435935A lot have never even been to Mexico, nor can they really speak Spanish outside of home/dinner table/kitchen/stocking shelves/can I take your order Spanish.
>>144436676he's literally too stupid to feel mental pressure, I said that unironically
>puts his knee down so he cant be kneedi hate this dogshit sport
o'memelly
I haven't seen a white dude get rapes like this since Nash back in 1992
>>144436684he opened as the dog then became the favorite then closed as the dog againit never really departed that far from 50/50
>>144436697Reminder Petr Yan did NOTHING wrong
HE'S GOING DOWN. ANOTHER ROUND FOR THE WRESTLER.
>>144436684code?
>>144436660he's a brazzalike
Told y'all Merab would Belal him, but I didn't predict the kissing
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o'malley was never good
>>144436700KWAB
OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH HE LANDED A GASSED ASS JAB
i gotta try some of this epo shit
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHH HE GRABBED HIS FOOT
dwarf vs elf vibes
Just kiss him into submission
>>144436660he is. he doesn't want to be. but he is.
>>144436687I'll romantically fish hook you
OH NO ANOTHER ATTEMPTED TAKEDOWN!!!!!!!!!!!STOP THE FUCKING FIGHT THIS ISN'T COOL ITS OVER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
o'mally sells Sativa to 16 years olds at skateparks
>>144436707that's good, that means you're not thinking about faggot shit
>>144436700we disown o'malley, for obvious reasons
>>144436684Anyone who has ever believed O'malley was good is retarded, he's a paper champion who was hand chosen opponents
3-0 sean
>>144436716this pls
agi vs str over the weight limit
Getting slammed by a mudzlim brazza, give me kiss brazza
>>144436716
unironically how do you even beat Merab? he wrestlefucks you worse than Khabib or Islam
29-28 o. mally
what a slurper
I'm not going to lie. I thought o'malley would beat this man to death.
>>144436701I got Merab is 11/10 underdog. Free money.
welp im going to lose my saving account fuck you sean
>>144436714kek
Omalley saving energy for last rounds, screenshot this.
how are people scoring this fight for omalley lmfao
>>144436726he heemed aljo b
Merabros... are we getting too cocky?
>>144436721PROVE IT
29-27 Merab
>>144436739he would (in fortnight)
suga looking way better in this roundmerab 2 - 1 sean
merabs gassing, lowering his arms and slowing down
ayo cuck bros that was a strong finish
am I crazy to think Sean still gets the KO?
>>144436716OH MERAB’S GOT HIS TONGUE DOWN SUGA’S THROAT SUGA CANT BREATHE OHHH HE’S TAPPING!!!
the ufc won't be a serious sport because of the warnings. There should be no fucking warnings. You know the rules beforehand. Break them and get penalized. It's so fucking simple and they can't figure it out. This sport is just absolute trash.
>>144436735wicked sweet guillotine
>just realised it's 7amuhwhy are they fighting so late?the sun is LITERALLY out
>tfw i'll never be an energetic scrappy manlet beating up the media-darling lanklet
kek O'Malley is demoralised.
>>144436735you challenge him to a braindead slug festeither he dies, or you do
3-0 merab, maybe 2-1, round 3 was pretty close
>>144436750I think so
When Merab gets clipped it's when he's exchanging and being wildSean is being too technical but Merab is generally safe like that.
OHHHHHHHHHHHH HETRIED TO KNEE HIM WOWWWWWWWWWWWW
>>144433724Fuck off Dana
Was that aljo in merab's conrner?
30-27 sugaclose fight though
disgusting. reminds why i stopped watching this shit years ago. even if o'malley gets his face smashed inside out they will give him the decision. disgusting. absolutely disgusting and rigged
30-27 Mefrab
30-24 merab
this is so gay lmao
>>144436776holy retardation
>>144436735He has no striking and severe reach disadvantage Also his wrestling is nowhere near Khabib or Islam
>>144436763fuck your right
>>144436763Noche eees now dia holmes
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>>144436776well, that's obviously wrong
>how's his power?>nothingholy based!
holy shit merab with the fucking wop in the corner
>just snipe him bro10/10 coaching
>LETS WALK THROUGH THIS MOTHERFUCKERBASED BASED BASED
Don't let crowd cheers fool you, it's 3-0 and o'malley needs a finish
YOU'RE THE CHAMP
>YOU'RE THE CHAMPION SUG>YOU'RE THE SNIPER
Sean isn't even breathing hard. Merab is getting KO'd
This is over props to the Russiam faggot but he is done. Sean's got an ez TKO upcoming.
Heem kissy
u got it, "sug!"your............LE SNIPER
>>144436785are we not allowed to joke?
30-26 Merab, the colorfully haired guy got kissed that has to be a 10-8 round
>>144436776go to sleep nigga the fuck
either i cont KCD or go to sleep after this
>>144436782this. Sean has done nothing but show up.
>>144436765he was just sexually assaulted of course he's demoralised
99-1 brazza
>>144436723>o'mally sells Sativa to 16 years olds at skateparksactually he trades it for dick pics
gay kino
Is O'Malley's coach his girlfriend's boyfriend?
anyone should be ashamed of losing a fight to a man that much shorter
>>144436763the Sphere stole our time
merabs corner = kinomerabs corner = reddit
>>144436809>>144436793>>144436785how are you falling for this horrid bait
>>144436779>even if o'malley gets his face smashed inside out they will give him the decisionand when they dont?
>>144436795serra/longo are an insane corner to have when fighting against a "boxer"
>>144436822'fraid so
>>144436786what i mean is that he wrestles way more than khabib or islam, khabib and islam at least keep it on the feet for 50% of the fight but merab shoots on you the moment the fight starts, its exhausting
easy takedown
>>144436810I only played 1 hour of this, should i pick it up again?
YES MORE MALE HUMPING LETS FUCKING GOOOOOOOOOOOOO DANA
>>144436817it's free if you fuck his wife
OHHHH HE WRESTLED HIM AGAIN
Sean better be careful, these baby punches might hurt tomorrow
>>144436829because it’s funny
too late for Sean if he can’t get a finish.We talk shit about Herb a lot but he has done well to mitigate Merab and Tim’s bullshit
What was thought:Merab doesn't want to challenge Sterling's belt because Merab is a cuckWhat actually was:Merab doesn't want to challenge Sterling because he doesn't want to cuck SterlingHespect.
HEEM LEAKY
>>144436810you should've played all night to be honest
>>14443683630-27 dana white
sniff sniff
has omalley ever wrestled in his life?
Why can't Merab finish fights?
when does the fight start
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAND NEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEW
Sugar looks like he got the vaxx aids
bit homosexual ngl
please get a finish merab
>>144436828>Anon saying Reddit = KinoWhat did he mean by this?
THEY ARE BOOING THE SPHERE!!!danabros...
OHHHHHHH SEAN IS ON THE FLOOR, he is winning OHHHHHHHH
This fight might end O'Malley's career. It's embarrassing.
>>144436829check the scorecards after, and see who got round 3
>walmart rockhold vs costa
suga bros...
>>144435896>>144435896>>144435896new
The UFC is well on its way to being done and this is a significant step towards on that path
Fucking camel jockeys are so damn boring . Takes a punch . Aight let's run our dixks together in the ground for 4 minutes pathetic
>>144436854he wrestled with the thoughts of his wife getting raped by a black guy and enjoyed it
>>144436860When u nust buts and she keep sumking
we officially have the first "you need to work" 9 more of those soft warnings, then we move into the hard warning phase
lmao Sean said it was going to be easy
>>144436855He literally has no game plan. He's just being a based retard.
>Merab>TopuriaWill Guram or Dolidze be able to become the next Georgian champions?
I'm conflictedon the one hand, I hate wrestlefuckingon the other hand, watching O'Malley get ridden like a discount whore is really funny
>>144436830
>>144436837once you get some points into your combat skill get ready for absolute immersion. spend 70 hours and only at 1/4 of the mainstory.
I thought Sean would HEEM Topuria before this fight
just bet on a Merab fight going to a decision every time and you'll likely make some money
>>144436879there is no new in championship rounds
reminder that sean o malleys wife is being fucked right now
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>>144436891His corner was telling him to "dig deep" after only 2 rounds, that's how demoralizing this has been
I want to kill shrimp nigger
This sport is fucking gay man
>belal and islam dont want to fight each other because muslim>merab and ilia wont fight each other because georgiasuperfight bros...
4-0 Merab
>>144436924???
Imagine paying like $20K to watch this shit card in person.
>>144436903Topuria kills O'Malley, he would lose to Islam tho
2-2 sean, close
finally the o malley meme is over reminder he “campaigned” to main this card
Takedown defense is fucking fake
people really paid a thousand bucks to see this?
KWAB
>we're almost done with this>we're gonna take our timewhat kind of advice is that to a fight that has probably lost all 4 rounds so far?
shit fucking fight
COS UR A SUPER STARRR 18-112 strikes over 3 rounds
>>144436977no, it's 3-1 merab
>>144436977Its 4-0 for the midget.
O'Malley seriously getting defeated by the tender hugs of a dwarf.
>people paid money to see this
why's nobody stopping this SA
I am, to all available knowledge, the only person who picked Merab to win. This places me amongst the all time great geniuses in all of history.
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>>144437000$2k to sit up in the nosebleeds
I'd be fuming about how shit this fight is if I wasn't Georgian. Feels good, bros
>>144437021>>144437031not really
This might be the worst combat sports card of all time. Not that every fight has been the worst of the worst, but the combination of: minimal star power, dull one-sided lay-and-pray decisions in the main and co-main, baffling judging robberies, terrible overpriced venue, and godawful mexican fellatio makes this the shittiest boondoggle ever. embarrassing.
Can we talk about how Dana pushed this faggot cuck as his next superstar? Faggot cuckery outside, Sean has 0 (Zero (none(nill))) personality.
Lol, the censors bleeped out Jon quoting "don't dick around".
>dont dick aroun-
>>144437086But its in a big sphere :O
Shit weight classes and cutting will create fights like this
>>144437100fortnite and dude weed is a personality now though
kek this how merab will win the belt
I hate Joe Rogan
PFFFHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAH WHAT A SLUPER
5-0 Merab, get fucked O'Memey
OHHHHH THE TEEEP KICK
what a shitty fight
No longer a fan of this sport
A couple body kicks and Merab was on skates, Umar will destroy him.
big drama show
3-2 sean, could be a draw
smoked
Only momentum O'Malley got is from kicking him in the nuts twice. Hopefully O'Malley is never seen again
is this nigga really gonna win a belt after spending the final round sprinting away from his opponent. holy fuck what a shit card.
3-2 merab
>>144437242This the faggot midget will cry his next fight
I finally got him hurt after looking for a counter all fight. Lemme just.... stand here and look to counter the guy running away holding his stomach. FUCK Sean O'Malley.
*clap *clapWORK
5-0 its impossible to score that any other way >>144437266>>144437249brain damaged
Who landed more kisses
herb is getting fired
The real highlight of tonight's event was the ring girls
Fuck faghair and this faggy fucking fight. >>144437074Everyone that had any faith in the dudeweedlol bro deserves the L.
>>144437262>merab did this to win at a championship level>izzy did this to win at a championship level>leon did this to win at a championship levelare we in the bitchmade era of fighters?
>>144437318Kisses are significant strikes (to the heart).
suga show is over folkssean about to make an onlyfans about him sucking minority dongs
even bruce wants to gtfo there kek
Lol judges don't know shit clear 50-45
>Merab and Belal are both champsI'm done with this shit sport
>48-47 twicelmao what
Herb must've gotten a call from either Dana, or his loan shark bookie
>>144437377Americans gotta stop being pussies
UFC CHAMPION MERAB DVALISHVILIUFC CHAMPION BELAL MUHAMMADUFC CHAMPION RAQUEL PENNINGTONDUSTINFUCKINGPOIRIER
how do you, as a champ, look like a complete retard ???
>>144433724Did he take the dive or was he just being retarded.
>>144437377>loses>quitsKWAB
>>144437377considering they got the belts of o'malley and peon i'm alright with this. now move the title to figgy and shavkat.
>>144437459too much sex can kill your focus
This nigga is on coke. I love it.
why the fuck merab is so goofy
>>144437486Ultimate Hugging Championship is just boring. The only fights worth watching are Poatan now. Jones is going to take out 45 year, 3 year retiree Stipe and call himself the goat like a bitch.
Only 1 KO
>>144437583knees on a grounded fighter is not allowed. that's why grappling is soo boring.otherwise Merab would have finished Sean
"im a little guy" what a chad
>>144437583he didn't do much when he had the opportunity.
>>144437377>JJ about to retire in a month without facing Tom>Conor pretty much done>Dustin, Justin, Charles and others at the tail end.The dark ages is near.
>I hope we'll be backJoe didn't mean that at all. The Sphere is not a good fight venue at all.
What kind of event would the sphere be good for?
>>144438115Concerts especially. Things like the Pink Floyd laser show they used to do at the Griffith Park Observatory and just shows about nature and space too.
>>144437327He made it more entertaining so no he won't.
>>144433724the fucking spic ass kissing is too much. fuck mexico and fuck spics.
