sunday scaries edition
portgeelong
lol
>>144439792Denial:>Swans v CatsBargaining:>Swans v Bane>Port v CatsAcceptance:>Bane v Port
>>144439792auspol op
>>144440035I bet she is really good at pooing
Mickhead has a hard day of work tomorrow.......................oh wait lol
>>144440076applied to ASIO yet mate?
>>144440110No, gotten a job yet mate?
business idea: end the Wiggles instead of making them women and a fag>>144440146no but Steven May
>>144440172business idea: you fuck off forever>b-b-b-but steven may
>>144440189no but steven september
>>144440202no but steven october
peel (fred ammos) are into the wafl granny
>>144440071the warm poos poster has corrupted you mate
Hypothetically if I would ask "Cat status?" how would you answer?
>>144440271on the grill
>>144440271cat on cat violence coming next sat
shaved
>>144440332crisp sphynx owner
>>144440271i don't want to talk about it
>>144440271bit cold haha
>>144440035imagine mushing your face into that thing
corr how good are fit women's bums
>>144440367>>144440035Australia's best arse
love when teams milk the cock
>>144440416based brady at the gay bar glory hole
>>144440431reckon you're thinking of bard milking cocks champ
>>144440035>>144440367>>144440400
>>144440494>fanonhe hates mondays
the internet has been boring today
Rhett found the first ep of "Dead & Buried"https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zhGzgD4FRkE
Cats gonna win the flag
>>144440519Hell would freeze over before he left
merrett's talent is criminally wasted on essendon although i doubt saints will utilise him any better
I'm 43 and I have no friends. It's not that I chose not to have friends. I tried to fit in, but somehow I was always the one standing out. And I really didn't have friends for real, just people who knew me and I knew them and we were in contact because of where we lived, school or work. It's not like I didn't want friends. I do want friends. I would love to have friends with somewhat the same interests as me to bond with but there aren't any. No one tries to contact me unexpectedly, asking how I am doing, how I really feel or what's going on in my life for real. It's painful to admit, but it has been sitting in my head for a long time and I needed to speak it out
crazy how the media really shift the narrative in the aflbecause lewis and foxfooty were genuinely shaking on friday night it forced the afl to do somethingwhen chris scott blew up at lions players at qt a couple years ago nothing
>>144440494Haha! Very nice mate! Just set it as my desktop wallpaper. Might also share it with the fellas tomorrow! Cheers
>>1444405443 lines or less please champ
>>144440544>>144440579cunt fucking OS i clicked on picrel
The real-life mascot for the Western Bulldogs is a bulldog named Caesar. He can be seen walking around the perimeter of the ground prior to each match. He then waits for the players to come out on the ground; they give him a pat as they run past to the banner. Sid, the club's previous real-life mascot, officially retired his club jumper at Etihad Stadium on 6 May 2017 and was given a lap of honour for his seven years of service to the Western Bulldogs. Sid died in 2019 at age 9.5 years old.During home games, Caesar has a reserved area at the Footscray End (Gate 7), where fans can come and give him a pat and have their photo taken.
>>144440588meant for>>144440613
>>144440579>>144440617>being unable to read more than 3 lines
wish this has gone ahead https://www.abc.net.au/news/2014-09-12/lions-scrap-real-lion-at-the-gabba-idea/5740846
>>144440628Still reckon they could feed a few bane people to lionsStarting with fagan
>>144440035>>144440488tight, pert and firmpilled
spurs vs arsenal in 3 bings and 21 bongs
england vs australia in 3 bings and 48 bongs
>>144440544what value do you bring to a relationship?
>>144440727m m
Bedtime in 3 bings, Monday toil looms
hate being asked how much i paid for something
$20k fine for some cheeky banter?afl is piss weak and an embarrassment, what an unbelievable bunch of flogs
>>144440808
>>144440808Small price to pay for a premiership.
>>144440833
there was a loomie in the aflw
>>144440876speak english
>Brisbane haven’t beaten Geelong in Victoria since 2004
gay cunt anime poof
>>144440879in australia's premier women's sporting competition for australian rules football, there was a contest where neither team could be separated at the end of the game by the quantifiable total of points scored.
History is on Port and Geelong's side which means...>another cats premiershipFUCK FUCK FUCK, SCOTT CAN'T KEEP GETTING AWAY WITH IT
ICT assessment due today, haven't done shit. Might have a wank and then see if I can do something.
>>144440833perfect
>>144440544at 43 you should be focusing on DIY projects around the house
did not sleepwould be kinda rad if we had footy
>>144441032Handegg in 7ish bings
>>144440825stinkley literally bawled his eyes out in an interview this year after he got booed by his own supporters lmao
>>144441053ye
>>144440994Can't write or test any code until I've had a FAT wank me.
which handegg team do you blokes support?
>>144441088Bengals
>>144441088Bears
>>144441088the white team
>>144441088can get into it. tried but the games are on too late. apehoop is much better for me.
>>144441177*can't
watched the ninth gate last night. pretty good kino.
>>144440544being 40 I have fucking too many frens, the ones who get pissy because i get to see them just a few times a year but since i refuse to use gay social media I fucking jettison. the ones who don't mention my valued but rare appearances are the good ones worth keeping. its a slow act of attrition but it works
In tears
to me all sports are just interior to afl and i can't get into them
>>144440694Seasons already over
anyone getting tickets tomorrow?
>>144441229one of my favs as well. peak jonno depp,his other good one is about a corn obessed writer who murders people and writes about them in published books
if the saints offer a good deal for merrett then essendon would be crazy not to take it
>>144441375same except for cricket
>>144441647top line vic players never move cross-town unless there's extenuating (off field) circumstances
>>144439792>sunday scariesIt's Sunday, but I am so locked in it's metaphysically Friday.
>>144440519Saints always try to pay overs for the golden bullet they think will fix the shit show that is the St Kilda Football Club est. 1873
port power est 1997
>>144441647mate he's driving around a hire car from Dutton worth $400k+ kek
car people are weird
>>144440898only because of extreme rigging by the AFL.https://www.theage.com.au/sport/afl/zac-bailey-should-have-been-paid-a-free-kick-afl-20210327-p57el9.html
Saints had Riewoldt, Hayes, Harvey, Gehrig, Goddard, Montagna, Dal Santo, Hudghton and Ball playing together and still couldn’t win a flag
>>144440898>that win was also a Prelimpottery
lot of b graders in there
>>144442212is not
>>144441088MY Titanshttps://youtu.be/IwLSrNu1ppI?si=JlWdnhPBxeAsRYrJ
>>144442285ok mateyeah that team of "champions" were just simply "unlucky"
>>144442309correct
>>144442309it literally came down to the bounce of the ball whether or not you consider them champions, yes that's unlucky.
ken hinkley did nothing wrong
>>144442309Bait.
swans 2024 gf
zoomies are so fucking soft does my head in
i hate every team left in "the hunt"
>>144442537god she's so pretty
The good guys: Port and SwansThe bad guys: Geelong and Brisbane
Would ai replacing refs make the game souless or better?
All AI is soulless garbage that makes everything objectively worse.
>>144442920FUCKING THISUCKINGTHIS
>>144442492If anything, he didn't go far enough.
>”have a nice flight, mate”>20k finewhat a joke, pathetic
>>144443108VFL Freemasons sending a message to remind everyone who's in charge. They'll do everything to rig a Geelong flag from here now.
Soul isn't a metric of anything."Soulless" is a word used by borderline retards who lack the basic intelligence and vocabulary to properly express in real terms what they don't like about something.
>>144443204Soulless post
what's a ***GOOD*** kino?
>>144443547Passion of the Christ
>>144443547Triumph of the Will
>>144443547Platoon of the Platoon
>>1444435472007 grand final
>>144443547das boot
>>144443547blue murder
>>144443547Eyes Wide Shut
>>144443547stand by me
>>144443779Which version?
>>144442190The problem with those Saints players was never the top players, their bottom 5 or 6 players were dogshit
>>144443860i don't want to talk about it
big number soon
these ones are always botted, wouldn't worry about it
Is Clarko based or cringe? https://www.bigfooty.com/2024/05/alastair-clarksons-rap-sheet-full-list-including-latest-umpire-allegation/
>>144444054brisbanes winning margin on the weekend?
i sharted and pooed my pants
nick daicos
https://youtu.be/rXT7Bavg4ug?si=8MH_BSxqYLRiFXOPWhy can't the FFA get it together?
>>144444444
>>144444281impressive, very nice. let's see dean's rap sheet
St Kilda receive: Zach Merrett, Pick 28 (not needed anyway due to their NGA player)Essendon receive: Pick 8, Pick 9 (Battle compo)Who says no?
was gonna stay up and watch the ""cricket"" but don't think i can be arsed
>>144444700as a dons fan i would take it
>>144444700>Pick 9 (Battle compo)not going to happen
>>144444700Merrett at Saints would be kino, based Ross making a run for September.
>>144444968Hawthorn have a warchest and St Kilda will force a trade if they don't pay up
>>144443204damian barrett sounding wanker
>>144445166i mean the saints aren't getting band 1 compo for battle
>>144444435You are not anonymousYour posts are archived by your ISPThey will be read back to you in court when the government finally blocks 4chan for dangerous speech.
>>144444584Why is it always F1 or hockey
>>144446041The charges, officer?
>>144446041>finally blocksnewfag>>144446314tbf there was a grand prix on>>144446411eating a meal, a succulent chinese meal iykwim haha
Straffo loves the Grand Pricks iykwim haha
>>144446600haha ikwym haha iykwim haha
how is strafflord doing I wonder
>>144447486meant old strafford iykwim hahaplease god i need some criggy
weird how we have so much media teaching you to fight for your freedom but when your human rights are violated for 2 years they can have their peons bash you and arrest you with no compensation after the whole thing turned out to be a nothingburger
iggs
why is a football team from geelong playing a game at a cricket ground in melbourne?
pozztorians now understanding what it was like to be a west coast fan in the 90's
>>144449673i don't want to talk about it
>>144449655this
niggaz forget about kool keithhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fMqOR2jsbrs
>>144443108>calling someone a fag is now cheaper than some bantsafl is run by retards lads
kek the clarkson “cocksucker” fine and hinkley’s banter fine are the exact same amountken should’ve just used slurs
Havana HarrisQLD fullback
>uhmmm >acktually leadership counts for nothing and being a mouthy 70IQ deadshit is based!!
>>144461434That back is quite full alright.
>men showing emotion is LE BAD
gma
>>144449745No we don't, unlike you we're not seething about WA 24/7 lmao
>>144461434imagine the poos
>>144445347they will get band 1 compo for the reasons he stated
the nfl is so fucking rigged
Up and at 'em
2006 Incident: Confronted two umpires on a flight from Perth to Melbourne after a 53-point defeat against Fremantle. Frustrated with umpiring decisions, Clarkson reviewed the game on his laptop and approached umpires Scott McLaren and Kieron Nicholls. He handed them his laptop, asking for explanations of several decisions.2008 Incident 1: Directed an expletive-filled rant at Tasmanian journalist Brett Stubbs after he reported that Hawthorn players Brad Sewell and Jordan Lewis left training early before the Hawks’ loss to the Western Bulldogs.Incident 2: Fined $5000 for attacking umpire Justin Schmitt after an 11-point defeat against Geelong. Clarkson, angered by several decisions, singled out Schmitt, who wore No. 17. “He’s a good player for the Cats that No. 17, wasn’t he? He’s a ripper,” Clarkson said.2009 Incident: Had to be restrained by a Hawks staffer after confronting Essendon forward Matthew Lloyd post-game. Clarkson reportedly said, “You better f * retire you f * weak c *,” after Lloyd knocked out Hawk Brad Sewell, resulting in a four-week suspension for Lloyd.2010 Incident: Embarrassed colleagues at the AFL Coaches’ Association AGM with a four-letter tirade at AFL executive Gillon McLachlan over the broadcast media policy.2012 Incident 1: Smashed a hole in a wall at the MCG during a round 17 game against Collingwood.Incident 2: Received a four-week suspension from the South Metro Junior Football League for swearing at an umpire’s adviser during his son’s under-9s match. Clarkson told Thomas Grundy, 19, to “f* off” when asked to stop coaching players on the ground.
2013Incident 1: Called AFL Media journalist Matt Thompson a “c*khead” during a press conference at Melbourne Airport before a game against GWS in Launceston.Incident 2: Apologized to AFL Victoria after abusing two Port Melbourne players during a game involving Hawthorn’s affiliate, the Box Hill Hawks. Clarkson approached Toby Pinwill and John Baird after Pinwill was reported for an off-the-ball clash with Box Hill player Sam Ilies, using foul language.2015Incident: Lashed out at a goading Port Adelaide fan after a defeat against the Power in Adelaide. Video showed Clarkson grabbing the fan by the throat.2022Incident: An external review by Hawthorn Football Club revealed allegations that, among other things, Clarkson and other key figures demanded the separation of young First Nations AFL players from their partners and pressured one couple to terminate a pregnancy for the player’s career. This issue is ongoing.2024Incident 1: Handed a $20,000 fine and suspended two-match ban for a homophobic slur at St Kilda defender Jimmy Webster after a high hit on North captain Jy Simpkin.Incident 2: Allegedly directed “vile language” towards the umpires bench during a loss to Port Adelaide. https://www.bigfooty.com/2024/05/alastair-clarksons-rap-sheet-full-list-including-latest-umpire-allegation/
Good morning alf
>>144468762
>>144468841
>>144468762One of the few genuine thinkers in footy punditry, a sage among savages
>>144469598the retarded take
>>144469598will never forget his immortal quote "abloo bloo bloo"
sex with dainty wilder
told ya there'd be another attempt this time by a rabid Ukraine supporter
fake and gay
the thing i've learned from this whole hinkley chimpout is that there are simply far too many ex hawkroaches in the media
>>144470793Best team and best players get media gigs? Shocker
"You won't be getting on that plane anymore">That'll be $20,000 plus tipBit going on here.
>>144470823Problem is that you have players like selwood and hodge who can barely speak coherently trying to 'commentate' and just waffling on about nothing
>>144470793luke hodge is so vanilla there is no reason to why he has a media gig
I'd hate to be a bag of white powder in the vicinity of the hawks boys today
>King also thinks that Mitchell handled the presser poorly as the Hawks had been ‘asking’ for an individual or a club to go back at them this season.>“It was part of it. Hawthorn have been asking for this. They've been asking for the whack between the eyes for someone to fire back and you know what? Someone did,” King said.>“Sam Mitchell's handled himself really poorly, the carry on there was just wrong.kingy being based as per usual
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-13852377/AFL-Josh-Daicos-announces-engagement-Annalise-Dalins.html
>>144471429true
>>144471429Kingy takes every opportunity to have a crack at port so for him to side with Ken says a lot
>>144471477Those kids are gonna come out looking rough, probably good footy players though
>>144471477I'd root his misso tbqhwy
>>144471115I'd love to be a white girl in the vicinity of the some of the hawks boys today
>>144471787based sam mitchells wife
>>144471787based mia
>>144468287if the afl hand out pick 9 for fucking battle the compo system is a fucking joke
>>144472017>mckay compo pick 3
>>144471477imagine the loving, passionate sex they've had during their time together
>>144472082i know, that was obviously massaged to give north the ammo to trade for reid. but the reasoning for band 1 there was that the afl was basing the compo on the previous years salaries and allowing the frontloading. battle's offer from the hawks is lower than that of the saints and only around 800k. shouldn't be anywhere near band 1 territory.
>>144468633All I’m getting is he roasted that limp wrist cuck Gillon McLachlan. Whipped that crybaby abo Rioli into shape. And in general has been a pain in the arse to the news media Based clarko
>>144444700essendon. it's a bad look if they lose merrett and heppell in the same year. it would make them look like north melbourne under brad scott (oops).
he is a nafo spastic kek
>>144472305really cant see merrett leaving essendon i think goddard who is the midfield coach at st kilda is trying one over
>>144471429Kingy is a coping boomer (pun absolutely intended) who can’t accept that his dogshit team has a culture problem and a female ceo is going to make that so much worse. Opinion discarded
>>144472325uncanny
>>144472334good morning sammy hows the wife? prepped for her bull?
>>144471429it's a fucking nothingberger>hawks did really well this season and overachieved massively people should be lording the hawks and how good of a coach sam is>port did what was expected of them and that's about it, they wont win their next final and koshie instead of doing the right thing and letting hinks go will let him play out his contract in 2025
>>144472353gday kingy will you be spreading your cheeks on camera this fireball Friday
You don't hear Pies fans reminisce about Nick Maxwell that fondly, was he really that ordinary?
this is a based /ken/ general
>>144472719always was, always will be
>West Coast premiership forward Jack Darling had a medical at @NMFCOfficial this morning. >All things being equal, he appears bound for Arden Street on a multi-year deal in the trade period. >More details tonight on @9NewsMelb @FootyonNinekek they are actually doing it
I was told that this a sport, and that I should watch it
>>144472915welcome fren
>>144472915please
give what you can lads
>>144472958Is Port Adelaide a trustworthy bank?
Business idea: Malcolm Rosas Jr to the mighty Carlton Blues
does poosh run this account?
>>144473186>>144473555no but Steven May
caleb williams fucking sucks
>>144468662>Incident 1: Called AFL Media journalist Matt Thompson a “c*khead” during a press conference at Melbourne Airport before a game against GWS in Launceston.>Incident: Lashed out at a goading Port Adelaide fan after a defeat against the Power in Adelaide. Video showed Clarkson grabbing the fan by the throat.Clarko was completely in the right in both of these. Especially in the 2nd case when he had some drunk right in his face
>Ctrl+f bruce>0 results
>>144472477Unremarkable player. Many fans hated him in his last couple years but he was a far better captain than Darcy Whore.
>>144472328it's stupid to attempt to poach from another club who reportedly have the salary cap space to match or beat the offer.
>>144474901does he need money?
>>144475110saints have gone the old PLEASE route
>>1444751367 need the ratings more likeeither that or the new head of sport at 7 throwing his weight around some more, like when he hired Kane Cornes
Geelong and the surrounding area (bellarine) is a huge shit hole
>>144475332I've never been but from sam newman's street talk geelong looked like a shitty strip mall glad i never visited.
>>144475442there's some good (rural) areas
>>144472477Rubbish player. Couldn't defend, couldn't mark, couldn't kick, couldn't break lines. All he was good at was running over as the loose man and punching the ball.
>>144472915PLEASE
>>144475589yeah i was super happy when the colliwobbles made him captain because he was such a useless player and i thought now they have to name him in their side every week becasue he's captainalso one of the most punchable faces of that era of football
what's for lunch champs?
>>144475789meth mostly
>>144475789chicken katsu sushi and a 375ml pepsi max
>>144475789
To the sigmas of Australia,I say that this goofy ahh government have been capping. Not just now, but for a long time. A few of you may remember when they said, “there will be no fanum tax under the government I lead.” They’re capaholics. They’re also: yapaholics! They yap nonstop about how their cost of living measures are changing lives for all Australians. Just put the fries in the bag little bro. They tell us that they’re “locked in” on improving the housing situation in this country. They must have brainrot from watching too much Kai Cenat and forgot about their plans to ban social media for kids under fourteen. If that becomes law, you can forgor all about watching Duke Dennis or catching a dub with the bros on Fort. Chat, is this Prime Minister serious? Even though he’s the Prime Minister of Australia, sometimes it feels like he’s the CEO of Ohio. I would be taking an L if I did not mention the opps who want to cut WA’s Gyatts and Services Tax. The decision voters will be making in a few months time will be between a mid government, a dogwater opposition, or a crossbench that will mog both of them. Though some of you cannot yet vote, I hope when you do, it will be a more goated Australia for a government with more aura.-Skibidi
>>144475887i want to go back
>>144475874reckon EGN and Fortnite aren't social media
>>144475927>EGNmeant EGS
>>144475900
>>144476009What an awful design
>>144476024retarded take
Got a GWS holding a lead in a finals game brewing
>>144475789double filet o fish meal with a vanilla thick shake
Reasons to not kill myself:None
>>144476096how would you do it?
>>144476035t. has three hands
>>144476130meth mostly
Lookin' good, gary
>30 staples
>>144476096become an igg mate you just have to be born in western australia
note to self; don't fracture skull
>>144476205>>144476211>>144476223fuckin brain surgery lol
Lachie Neale is in a moon boot due to a debilitating heel issue, with a preliminary final just six days away.
Straight sets since 2000
>>144461434Isn’t it really weird how girls online just show off their wares like they’re whores to be sold on the black market? Like they’ll do videos in bikinis and literally be like “here’s my front, tits etc., aaand here’s my back”It literally comes across like they’re advertising themselves like an object and so many girls do it lol
Imagine being so tiny that advertisers have to photoshop another man’s arms on to you
banned
how often do you blokes have sex?
>>144476539whats that?
only if i pay
i don't pay for sex i pay for blowies
>Tickets for the 2024 Toyota AFL Finals Series match, Preliminary Final 1 – Sydney Swans vs Port Adelaide at the SCG are now exhausted. >Should further tickets become available, they will be released via Ticketek on a date to be confirmed.
>>144476223>>144476211>>144476205reckon he's ok to play?
>Breaking AUSTRALIA, Queensland>ICYMI, the Respect at work and other matters amendment bill 2024 passed. >This new law means posting on socials is a “public act” which could land you in jail for 3 years for offending a minority
>>144476693Whites and GWS supporters are a minority.
>>144476693inb4 every website is a social
srp turns into a qtard convention again after this latest attempt
bantering with a smaller afl club is now a criminal offence
DENIED
>>144476887Alright which bozo journo wasted a day's worth of internet storage to torment Zachy
>>144476893tom morris
>>144476893bard
Fuaaaark Gary Rohan is FrankensteinAlso this is on a SFW sports news site so don't spew up
>>144476693This should result in jeets getting jailed for harassing women and young girls but the world is unjust
>>144468762le balding private school wanker face
>>144476693>>144476802>>144477020
Jack can still fly to Sydney this weekend if he wants so he can still be right.
>>144476693>Petey Z furiously deleting his urination on Doggies gear
>>144476046
>>144476693>me furiously deleting my go saints btw posts
port adelaide football club
Eddie wasn't lying, his son does play fro Ohio Statehttps://ohiostatebuckeyes.com/sports/football/roster/joe-mcguire/11020
st kilda football club est 1873 we exist to win premiership
>>144476983>gamers dent skull repair
>>144477031>hahaha>i'm micksperg>i'm so witty>jews!
>>144477191i broke you
i love her so much
>>144477211
It just has to be Bane v Port this year, we need an end to one of these stories.
>>144477204I killed youyou really don't have a life out of here do you?
>>144475136I just want to call my Port Adelaide lifting up the cup.
>>144477236see you next week ken
>>144477265Wouldn't Heeney more intimidating? Or Warner? Or Gulden?tf Tommy gonna do?
>>144477281just you wait you lil bitchenjoy your flight
who suffered more 6 million jews in Auschwitz or 1 jew on calvary?
>>144477233no but Steven May
>tripfags>mickspergyeah nah
>>144477288Do you think he'll kick 6 like he did against Richmond last year while I was watching on the hill and no-one approached me because /afl/ FEARS me?
>>144477311the 1 didn't have swimming pools, cinemas, and theatres built for them which they could have used but instead complained about having to work legitimate jobs
love her
Why didn't you buy tickets?
>>144477320>last yearare you living in the past like standard port?MATE I WAS AT THAT GATHER ROUND. I GOT KICKED OUT AND WENT TO THE CATH PUB. AND SWANNIES WON THAT NIGHT.
>Can't get over her>Seek solace in improving myself>Get into running>Forget about her>Two months later>Runs a marathon (in impressive time)JUST JUST JUST JUST JUST
>>144477336Based Theatresperg
>>144477345woops looks like i stumbled into some fags diary
>>144477350yes mate. I was even in adl this past weekend. was in town at the emily grace watching the game.
>>144477094would love to smash on with these two
>>144477361Love the Emily Grace me, good spot for a few bands on a monday or a saturday.
go fuck yourself theatrecunt
>>144477366*Grace Emily sorry
>>144477366was there for the bands, but monday is always a good cheap feed.
>There’s a new front-runner for the @WestCoastEagles vacant coaching job. >Hayden Skipworth, @CollingwoodFC assistant, has emerged as the leading candidate to land the role.>Skipworth has spent 15 years as an assistant at the Pies and @essendonfc, and is highly rated. >@7AFL
i was sexually assaulted at the grace emily
Theatrecunt seems like a normal bloke, heavily introverted but obviously in a job he enjoys. You could all learn a lot from him.
>>144477382>Andrew McQualter and Steven King are the other contenders, but Skipworth has emerged as the favourite to land the role.
i once fingered hex at the grace emily
is steven king related to stephen king
fuck off tripfaggot why should we listen to you, you stupid fucking nigger
>>144477391for god sake turn off the trip you're too cringe
>>144477372you're correct. its the grace. but who cares. shitty pool table but its free. all the coopers beers. noce trashy beer garden. good fun.
>>144477405blah blah blah blah blah
>>144477391they hate me for whatever reasons. idc. also because I go for sydney.
now that we've had time to digest, what exactly went wrong for Carlton in the game against Brisbane?
I reckon Josh and Theatrecunt should don trips so we can learn more about them, maybe develop a little community here.
>>144477405>nonce trashy beer garden
how have they not appointed a coach yet? deeply unserious football club.
>>144477421>nice trashy beer gardencheck out the pub. it's what it is.
>>144477416Probably frankensteining together Docherty by rushing him back from an ACL after only 9 months, pumping him full of PEDs and using brown paper bags to make it a non-issue.It's the same negligence that had Charlie Curnow continually getting injured when they pushed him too hard at training for years. Someone needs to kick down the club doors and save those poor boys, more injuries this year than the Iggs.
>>144472761works for everyone desu. iggs have a wealth of tall forwards and darling will be 5th in line next season while norf have literally nothing after larkeysucks that jd will play his 300th in a norf guernsey but that's just how it goes
That old bald guy with glasses is the worst chaser, every time I see him on the show he fails to chase low scores like 12 or 14
>>144477335too expensive + no one wanted to go with me
>>144477431docherty had an alright game though. not good, but better than half the team
pooce i know your gimmick, you're being cringe and retarded on purpose, its not funny mate, quit it
>>144477437i'd like to face the supernerd. cunt gets flustered and panicks super easily. rack up a decent score and he will fall to bits
I mean, it'll be a GREAT game.
Our banner's flying high, from dawn to darkDown at GMHBA Stadium
>not a single victorian team in the premlimsAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Some interesting data for you fellas.
>>144477535*melbourne team
i think poort have already played their grand final
playing once a season waters it down a little
Koshie confirming Ken to coach Port next year
>>144477536Pooort barely won against the hawks in a home game, champ
>>14447754710 MORE YEARS
>>144477536we already knew this you didnt need to make reddit graphic for us
>>144477548>>144477540Hawthorn were LITERALLY the team to beat this year. Unfortunately most footy pundits have not caught on yet. GWS we would not have beaten but thankfully Daniher sorted them out.
>>144477547LONG LIVE THE KING
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ap5K9in5cY8
>>144477559So bruce, I spent most of the weekend in Port Adelaide. It's a nice place! Largs Bay, heaps beautiful. Largs jetty is nice, Semaphore, all of that area is delightful/.
>>144477536Problem with this data, is more than half of those games weren't rigged for the Swans to win. It's so easy to fix games at the SCG, and without key players I think Port will struggle.Having said that, I NEVER write off the AQB. Win this game and the premiership is as good as theirs.This post was made by Dr. Reality Check. Will confirm with trip ON.
>>144477559>7th on the ladder>team to beatalso> we would not have beaten Which player are you, champ?
>>144477582Confirmed.
Going through the stats and geelong are done once Dangerfield and Cameron retire
Hi im trav from para hills
>theirs>1 teamfatty, can you just stop? its just pathetic now
>>144477575Largs Bay is certainly one of our nicest suburbs, which shocked me when I went there a few years back since Port Adelaide itself used to be a shithole. The whole area is being gentrified now by the Freemasons, unironically. They just opened the new train station next to Pirate Life, I am hearing great things from the locals, they actually have a bit of night life now that isn't smoking shard under the train station. Semaphore has always been fairly nice though, definitely one of my top 5 places to live in Adelaide.
>>144477600Post that shit on your fb page mate
why cant she just love me back
>>144477599I noticed this is referencing my post, yet you were afraid I would reply knowing you would get utterly owned in a grammar debate. You understand that the team can either be countable or uncountable right?
>>144477626Fuck off you ban evading idiot https://archive.4plebs.org/sp/thread/144475875/#144475875
>>144477600nice digits. and yes, as someone who's never been there before, I was really loving what I saw. my mate's place is literally 5mins walk to the beach/jetty. its very old adelaide, as he said. huge gentrification though. huge demarcation from Jetty rd to everywhere else. we caught the train into the city to go to the grace . was good fun. really can see port becoming a booming suburb. fucktons of constructions going on. great for all the guys I know working for BAE
>>144477585I'm Hamish "the hammer" Hartlett mate, just waiting for Kenny to give me a call up to play on Grand Final day. Jokes aside, Hawthorn had won 15 of their last 19 games going into that game. The first 5 rounds were not canon as the Hawks were missing Newcombe and Jiath among others, many pre-season injuries to account for.
>>144477437Tiger mum is by far the worst. She loses at least half the time. Goliath is way better than her, and he's also better than the Governess.Tiger mum always acts offended and pissed off at questions like they're wrong or nonsense because she doesn't know them, even when they're not obscure questions. Pisses me off so much.
bros...
>>144477647Goliath is the best Australian Chaser, but I still think the Governess is the best overall
>>144477626huh? fatty, I apologise for now giving you the (YOU) you seem to require. YOU can gargle my nuts. Your AQB is garbage, and you can get fucked you fat cunt. pic unrelated.
>>144477437The professor? He looks and talks like a pedo as well
>>144477655i own my home>>144477671i'd fuck this woman
>>144477671body is litty
>>144477671i wouldnt fuck this girl she's not old enough or fat enough for me
>>144477677Yes the professor
>>144477684trip on fatguts
>>144477640Public transport needs to be updated here. I met a lot of Victorians who were staying far out of town, thinking it wasn't that far then needing to uber to a train station or wait an hour for a bus. Gather Round is a great opportunity for SA Labor to get some valuable tourist data to improve our city, hopefully they can continue to fight our traffic problem and stop demolishing live music venues. >>144477655How about we start threatening boomers with removing negative gearing in this country and watch them squirm when they realise they'll soon be outnumbered in this nation by desperate millennials and angry first generation immigrants who they are forced to sell their 4th home to now that they're suddenly getting taxed out the arse like they should've been in the first place. I hope they enjoy watching their grandchildren pray to Mecca while they die of liver failure at 75.
not reading that
>>144477698That's understandable mate, 1 in 7 Australians (14%) have very poor literacy skills and 1 in 3 (30%) Australians have literacy skills low enough to make them vulnerable to unemployment and social exclusion. It's not your fault, you were failed by your parents and the public schooling system.
fat 30 year old with big heaving tits and a fat jiggly ass and hairy pussy gf 2025
>>144477671>cries after losing an argument instead of conceding and learning from itThe petty idiot.
>>144477706cockhead
>eddie mcguire reckons nine's 2002 coverage mogs ch7's current coverageany merit to his comments?
>>144477715You're trying at least, that's a start.
>>144477696I read all that. And yes. PT needs to be up'd. but it wasn't terrible. drive to the airport was 25 mins, train to the city was 10 stations? fuck all. SUPER QUICK THOUGH. Love garn Adelaide. always a good time.
>>144477706good first half of the postbut it is his fault. can't blame the system for your own failings day in day out
Bruce is a white collar drone
>>144477714>You understand that the team can either be countable or uncountable right?what does that even mean?your aqb is a cope, right? hows your rocket ship going Brady?
RC what if your space shuttle explodes like the challenger?
>>144477744excellent euphemism for the AQB
The day football peakedhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cSlfPwaUG4Y&ab_channel=PortAdelaideFootballClub
>>144477725The more I see, the more I learn that retards are made, not born. A kid with learning disabilities who tries in school is going to go places.A high IQ savant who is years past his classmates will learn to coast through lessons and start doing drugs by 14. Soon, he has physiological brain damage that affects his reading comprehension and attention span. Compound that with internet abuse and suddenly he's trapped in a world of quickfire kneejerk responses to every internet argument. Go to /tv/ to see more of the results of the failures of our education institutions.Barren women bare a lot of the blame. >>144477734White collar? Yes. Drone? No. I've had many jobs and am not afraid to jump ship at anytime for a better offer. I don't coast like the NEETs here. Sorry if I am ranting, I had lamb chops and a strong coffee for dinner.
>>144477647Tiger Mum is made for me hatefucking her in the green room after I beat her tbqhwy
nobody's reading that fucktard
>>144477437>>144477677>micksperg is a chaser
>>144477772nah you are
>>144477785wouldn't mind her hatefucking me after i beat her on the chase tbqhwy
https://www.news.com.au/sport/afl/weak-collingwood-great-scorches-afl-welcome-to-country/news-story/aea22ff8f759383e0db61e86ecac75e3?utm_campaign=EditorialSB&utm_source=news.com.au+Sport&utm_medium=Facebook&utm_content=SocialBakers>Collingwood great Tony Shaw has taken a swipe at the AFL over the controversial Welcome to Country performed on Saturday.>There has been widespread debate since Brendan Kerin, a cultural educator from the Metropolitan Local Aboriginal Land Council, delivered a blunt Welcome to Country prior to the GWS Giant’s semi-final against Brisbane at Engie Stadium in Sydney.>The local Arrernte and Barkindji Elder’s comments in explaining why the traditional ceremony is “not for white people” have received criticism and praise from across the country.>His comments angered some fans on social media and now Shaw has joined in the backlash, blasting the AFL over its handling of the pre-match festivities.>Shaw wrote on X, formerly known as Twitter: “What a weak politically correct organisation the AFL is.>“$20k fine for verbal taunts same as actual physical contact. The political decisiveness (divisiveness) of welcome to country last night was embarrassing but any public rebuke?”>His comment about “physical contact” has widely been interpreted to be a reference to the incredible scenes of Giants football boss Jason McCartney bumping into Sydney player Tom Papley last week. The football club was fined $20,000.Is he right?
Theres no poster in this general as cringe as pooce
the sad thing is he never leftjust becomes a coward
>>144477768>>144477793not fucking reading any of this shit
>>144477797No comment.
>>144477735I think I'm far too intelligent to be conversing with you, which is obviously problematic in good discourse. Good luck with your future endeavours.
>>144477696hoping i don't die of liver failure before 40 iykwim haha
>>144477814RC can you help us bully bruce out of here?
PieCHADS We are back for some September actionhttps://www.9news.com.au/national/magpie-swooping-season-how-to-avoid-being-attacked/b78265cb-2332-43a4-8b72-7e688e1989a9
>>144477836
The Wire is so much better than the Slopranos
>>144477814nice cope. but no, you're not too intelligent. far from it. you'll always be very stupid, and ridiculous.
>>144477814>I think I'mbut you're not
>>144477874what poof bar is this
>>144477716reckon he's a biased source iykwim haha
>>144477874*recruits youse*
>>144477878>sees daicos>immediately thinks gay thoughtsmake your discord private next time you weirdo
>>144477716>dennis>eddie>derm>gary>dr peter larkinsyep, keyed
For me, it's ABC Grandstand.
why shouldnt coaches be allowed to verbally abuse players like other players can?in fact i think coaches should be able to wack a jumper on and play for a bit if they wanted to
>>144477814>I think I'm far too intelligent lol no you aren't.
>>144477793don't remember didgeridoos in Sydney 300 years ago desu. it's all a pastiche
I like getting arse raped
>>144477874i'm going to buy an iphone 16 just like my favourite afl players
>>144477909Agree with this. It would hopefully be a precursor to the fight rule I want clubs to implement, where you can nominate to fight someone with an automatic one match suspension as a penalty. That way the coach could come on and deck an antagonist being a little shit.
>>144477923Based Essendon customer
i unironically love working. going to call my boss tomorrow and ask to do overtime next weeki'm good at it and it pays well and i enjoy it. what's not to like?
>>144477928bell st maccas in 15 minutes champ
>>144477932Based single twentysomething male.
>>144477932what is your job? i need a job
>>144477932based wet on wellington employee>>144477944blow mostly
>>144477943nahmarried highly skilled unskilled labourer in his mid 30sstill based though
I am Reality Check's Smirking Revenge.
>>144477947>married>mid 30s >skilled unskilled
my soundtrack to this threadhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VVS58EvnNIc
>>144477944i fifo to one of the big iron mines matemachine operator
Felt the thread's combined IQ just get a bit lower lads.
>>144477964have you ever fired the accelerator of one of those fuck off 10k tonne trucks in the air and gone AHH?
>>144477971hard agree: cricket is a shite sport
Tim Watson has thrown a cat among the pigeons.While noise gets louder about his own position as Channel 7 sport newsreader — that after 13 years at the desk he’s ready to retire — he also dropped an interesting whisper last week while on the airwaves alongside Kane Cornes.Speaking to Cornes about the ribbing he’s copped from colleagues since his defection from Nine to Seven was announced, Watson said: “If you want to throw something back at any of them, and I’m not saying anyone in particular, but apparently I’m hearing that one of them is keen to escape he Channel 9 camp as well. And may have been talking to one of the other big dogs out there and maybe even presenting his tape.”Kane said: “There’s only one that would be bold enough to present a tape I would have thought.”Tim said: “And I reckon you’re thinking of the right one too.”Many zeroed in on Nathan Brown, with his Triple M colleagues and Sunday Footy Show colleagues grilling him on the subject.Admitting he’s not contracted for next year, Brown denied he’d sent a reel to Seven and said he’d be back on Nine.“It must have been Llordo (Matthew Lloyd),’’ Brown said.“No that is absolutely wrong. No showreel. No conversation.“I don’t know who it is but it’s not me.”Time On has heard one person they didn’t mention, who may be keen for a change, is Caroline Wilson.Back to Watson and it’s believed Rebecca Maddern, currently weekend news presenter, could replace him in the nightly sports newsreading chair.The recent hiring of former ABC presenter Karina Carvalho has certainly been noted and appears set to trigger a news shake up.
>>144477958This song is fucking shit, what the hell is wrong with you?
>>144477851Nah
>>144477982
>>144477982AWWWWWWWWW NOAAAAR CHOMPERS YA CANT DO THAT!!!!!!!!!!!! CHOMP CHOMP CHOMP HAW HAW HAW
i can't believe the voice of footy™ has defected
>>144477953earn more than you xx
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dJ38FW9pM50
>>144478008Only because you're taking on more hours to get away from your cunt wife.
>>1444779823 lines or less please
>>144478027post payslip
>>144478033>TW: U get shit on for leaving 9 to go to 7. Me know someone gone leave 9 as well>KC: me think one person who do that>TW: me think u right
>>144478049payslip
>>144478072GOTTHEEEEMMM
boring thread
wont live without her
>>144478072FUGGGGGGGGGG :DDDDDDD
fact: this is the first preliminary final round since 2019 that has not included nick daicos
>>144478152Geez he’s good
I'm going to lose my fantasy matchup tomorrow, and I'm relying on fucking Pitts to get me over the line. Knew I should started Jayden Daniels over Josh Allan. I'm on track to lose by 2 points.
quite parochial really, so I will be barracking for the melbourne teams this weekend and in the final. can someone remind me who they are?
>>144478178wow you must be really dogshit lol
>hi its ross>ross lyon>i coach st kilda>yep>you wanna come play for me>for the team the team i meanNahh shell be right
whos shell?
>>144478185geelongsouth melbournefitzroy
>NRLW got a sex tape leak before AFLWthey can't keep getting away with this
>>144478216no but Steven May
can’t stop thinking about her
>>144478216sauce?
>>144478216i'm not seeing it anywhere
>>144478027i love my wife tyvm>>144478049>>144478072haha xx
>>144478213none of those teams are from melbourne
>south melbourne is not from melbourne?
>>144478194Scored 110.56 points so far mate with 1 to play. Wouldn't call that "dogshit".
i don't even know who is in the finalssydney and some other teams
>>1444782923 middling teams are locked in with Port Adelaide.
thoughts on caleb williams, doc?
>>144478320He's shit.
So now that the dust is settled, who do we want developing the next AFL video game?Big Ant have proven they can't be trusted with their awful AFL 23.I think we have to go back to Wicked Witch, AFL Evolution 2 wasn't that bad desuIs there another developer/publisher that could step up?
>>144478338ea sportsit's in the game
>Carlton's Lewis Young, Matt Kennedy and Matt Owies have been told to explore their options at other clubs. This comes alongside knowledge that Sam De Koning will join his brother at Ikon Park if not selected for Saturday's twilight Preliminary Final.
>>144478258>>144478259was in /nrl/ but now deleted
>>144478353This. AFL 98/99 are superior to anything that has been produced since.
>>144478338fromsoftware
>>144478359lewis young is carlton's only proper tall forward. he's just starting to break out. stupid to sell himkennedy should be a starting midfielder day in day out at carlton. travesty that voss took him off instead of others against brisbaneowies is the best small forward that carlton haswho is writing this shite?
>>144478419sorry, tall back for lewis young.the thing carlton most needs in defence is a tall back. young is finally becoming it
>>144478338no, almost all games have been shit since gamergate>>144478370>implying modern a ea game would be anywhere as goodkill yourself fatguts
>>144478438>implying a modern ea game*
carlton is well on the way to being an abo-free club
https://www.carltonfc.com.au/video/1652604/mckay-ill-never-play-my-footy-anywhere-else?videoId=1652604&modal=true&type=video&publishFrom=1726344000001based harry
>he doesn't trim his URLsngmi
how can melbourne, a city of povvos, support 4 louis vuitton stores?
>>144478490it's an interesting discussion
>>144478490meth mostly
Most traffic congested cities in Australia according to a new study:1. Melbourne 2. Sydney 3. Adelaide 4. Brisbane
>>144478490china to a significant extent
>>144478523thanks lingy
>>144478523would've thought broken hill or maybe katherine get in this
>>144478523>adelaideumm, 20 minute city bros?!?!?!
>>144478534trip on netanyahu
Most busiest times of day to catch a train:1. 8:30am-9:00am2. 8:00am-8:30am3. 4:30pm-5:00pm4. 5:30pm-6:00pm5. 5:00pm-5:30pm
>>144478560boongs sleeping on roads aren't considered traffic
>>144478582thanks might go pick up a legal hsgf tomorrow
would rather you kill yourself tomorrow
which afl players have swag?
why do you want legal people who want to fuck other legal people to kill themselves? shouldn't you want nonces to kill themselves?
>>144478589save on for me la
hope someone saves a bullet for you paedo fuck
>Caroline Wilson has revealed that the AFL believe Port Adelaide coach Ken Hinkley was not remorseful enough in his apology after Friday night's verbal clash with Hawthorn players, hence their call to fine him $20,000.
>"Ken Hinkley did swear. He said, 'you're not going anywhere, you cheeky little f---'. That's what he said to Ginnivan," Wilson said on Nine's Footy Classified on Monday night.um, based?
>>144478690>>144478695Based
>>144478605i wish i looked this cool
>>144478695Why would he feel the need to call Ginni a faggot?
>>144478690>>144478695Crazy how the only people who got upset about it were Sam Mitchell, Luke Hodge, Jordan Lewis, Leigh Matthews, Dermott Brereton....
>>144478746King Ken is not a private school victorian team poofy xavier. He’s a true blue fair dinkum everyman Aussie fucking BLOKE. They hate him because he represent us.
>>144478746what is this list of names meant to imply?
>>144478765he's from Camperdown
>>144478781‘Team’ being the operative word here.
>>144478777I dont want to sound like an anti-hawite, but there are just too many of them in the media.
fair dinkum aussies know this image
>>144478798that's ridiculous, only other Hawks peeps in the biz off the top of my head are Dunstall, Dixon, Mark Howard, and sure you used to have Dipper & Stephen Quartermain but that's it
Shane Crawford got a cushy media job too
>>144478695>>144478707I KNEEL
need more AFLW players in the AFL media. preferably naked
god i need to be bred
>>144478817don’t forget gazey
looking forward to the footy on the weekend
where can i find a good afl betting community?
>>144479101bigfooty punting board
looking forward to getting bred on the weekend
>>144479182country split man me
why would norf want darling
you now remember hokball
>>144479182based han mcknightt
>>144479548because he's a based antivaxxer
>>144478690>was not remorseful enough>hence their call to fine him $20,000.>Caroline Wilsonof course, now it all makes sense
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