/heem/ and kisses edition
drug test merab
>>144441138Omalley was literally raped here.He got kissed multiple times without consent.
>>144441169oh its trueits damn true
>>144441169Me and your nan be like
Georgians stronk
>>144441209Imagine if the clock didn't save him...
Patient Counterstriker Lanklet Sniper Shitter Bros… The "Well, at least he’s a striker"-fans are starting to turn on us
>>144441276It didn't. He stood up before the round ended. His entire little performance there was due to the fact that he couldn't submit O'Malley and was trying to be cute about giving up. He is incapable of doing anything but being a blanket.
*claps* Let's work heem
>>144441209Wtf is his problem?
>>144441289>I can't believe Herb is saying that shit to me
>>144441228>held half of the division's championship hostagemountainniggas are the real caucasian, all the other whyt bois are fake caucasian
Herb was channeling his inner sassy black woman
>>144441307>instead it just spawn superhuman 7'4 mutants with cutaneous respiration and regenerative tissues
merab was channeling his inner sport ruining decision merchant
>>144441322cockasian isn't a thing
>fuck all of you fake niggas that doubted merab literally fell for ufckike tricks and rooted for artificially manufactured champion.>if how they treated yan did not clue you in that suga was propped up by dana then maybe you will see truth after last night.>indomitable human spirit won against millions of dollars, pr, confirmed cheating and many more. dare now and call merab a boring fighter who in reality showed how boring suga was.>keep seething umar is next in the machine's terminate list and he will fall more easily. merGOD killed dana's son now he will kill khabib's son. corruption will be uprooted.
>>144441310goofy ahh heemer
hey at least diego lopes had a fun fight
UFC is garbage “sport” it do rigged for big money, bad man
>>144441437nice english pablo
>>144441437I'm always saying this
>IT'S RIGGED BECAUSE MY FAVOURITE FIGHTER LOST
>>144441209>>144441310>retarded inbred epo wrestlefucking faggot>alternative is retarded cuckold bitchmade clown>contender inbred ultraroided wrestlefucking faggot projectit's pretty weird watching the sport when you don't root for anyone and you know for a fact that they won't heem each other
>Welcome to the Sugar Sh-ACK
fraudcheckedo'malley will never be champ again
>>144441378umm, you're chinese
>>144441751>indomitable human spiritis that how you translate epo in georgian?
cucklley couldn't even face the media?
>>144441777What do you even say? "Yeah we all saw that shit, it was gay as fuck, no I don't want a rematch, fuck this gay sport, I wish I was Canelo"?
>>144441138I don't understand how the scoring in MMA works. 49-46 48-47 48-47 is pretty close, but i felt the whole fight was a one sided beatdown except the last minute of round 5. I've seen people give Sean round 3 as well, but the few good shots he landed there didn't seem like it should've been enough to win it in my eyes.
Any coomwebms or something? Big Norm fought, then there's Carazzo or whatever her name is with Shevchenko? No asses or whatever?
I knew Merab had a strong chance of winning so I didn’t bother watching. I’m not gonna pretend that I enjoy watching him fight but I won’t waste time and energy being negative about something I’m not forced to watch. I would prefer a champion that regularly gets finishes but he won fair and square.I don’t see many people at Bantamweight who could beat him besides Umar. O’Malley could make some adjustments in a rematch but I wouldn’t pick him to win. A rematch with Jose Aldo could be interesting but I’d imagine that Merab has only gotten better since then. I don’t see Figueriedo having the skills to prevent Merab from getting takedowns and winning rounds. Merab and Umar will be the heads of Bantamweight for the forseeable future, for better or worse.
>>144441835there is nothing to understand, they tried to rig it for their project but they couldn't because that clown is so fucking shit he couldn't do the bare minimum against a guy whose only skill is epo
Let's be real, the meta of MMA has now been solved - pressure with takedowns, smoothering, low effort 'strikes' - no ground and pound. win a boring decisionUFC is over the sport peaked in 2015/ and its only downhill from here.
Is the heem consensus pretending that UFC Noche wasn't absolute dogshit and boring
>>144441918Yep
>>144441918Meh, a few years ago people were saying the meta was solved and it was circling the cage and spamming calf kicks with some feints interspersed. It changes every few years
Imagine if schaub started kicking merdab's belly from round 1
>>144441946muh xbox 1 graphics
>>144441918It is one type of dominant style, but only a few years ago the MW was being run by a kickboxer just because he knew how to defend takedowns. It’s not the only way to be successful
>2 UFC champs>3 gold medals at Paris 2024, judo, wrestling and weightlifting>best armwrestler in the world is GeorgianAre we the masterrace when it comes to combat and strength?
imagine if schaub ocuckley wasn't fucking terrified the entire fight and actually threw punches
>>144441946My nigga Ribovics won so it wasn't completely shit for me
>>144442060you are basically brazzas but with jesus instead, not surprising you can heem pretty well
>>144442056adesanya never had to defend a serious fully committed takedown in his career before dupussyunless you're referring to silva, read back my initial sentence and stop at career
LETS. WORK. GENTLEMEN.
UMAAAAAAARDESTROY MERABAND MY BAMHOLE...IS YOURS
brandon schaub
>>144442052We wound up watching the Perfect Couple instead, what have the little hats done to your Nicole she looks like a scarecrow now
>>144441970>>144442056well soon we'll have belal, makachev, umar, pantoja and ankalev as champions.....all with that style
if merab is on epo, what kinda drugs are the brazzas giving umar? this question dictates the outcome of their fight.
>ufc sucks now
>>144441209>A free shot at Merab while his backs turned.>Can't even wobble him.Just how pillowfisted is O'Cuckley?
>>144442170the ones that made a completely mediocre fighter like Belal get in the shape of his life and get cardio and strength he never had at 36
Merdab Devilishwilly
>>144442208It was the end of the fifth round, there was no gas left to throw hard shots
>>144442142You should see her in The Northman... ICK. Eyes Wide Shut era Nicole was something else.
>>144442161>belalshavkat could beat him.>makhachevwas getting worked by a part time rugby player and a 8/10 lightweight. he’s shown weaknesses.>pantojawas just involved with one of the most controversial judging decisions. that wouldn’t happen if he was levels above the rest of his division.>umarwas knocked down by some random bantamweight a few months ago.>ankalaevwas hobbling on one leg because he didn’t know how to defend leg kicks from blachowicz.these wrestlers aren’t the end of the world. they will come and go.
>>144442248No it wasn't retard it was either the first or second round.
>>144442248that was the end of the 2nd round b
>>144442248Drooling retard
>>144442077You have a good and patient attitude b
>>144442313and yet somehow they keep winningalmost as if allah is on their side brazza
The octagon girl outfits were a cute touch
>>144442352Ever since I started fastforwarding the wrestlefucking my enjoyment of MMA has increased
>>144442265>viking larp>starring björk *smacks lips like Dana* yeah, that's just not what we watch here EWS Nicole is hands down the patrician choice
>>144442403Yup I really liked them
>>144442380sure they’re winning right now but the brazza wrestling style has been in mma now for 6-8 years. coaches and fighters like CKB / volk have started to notice holes to exploit. these holes are only going to get bigger and bigger.
if you couldn't enjoy merab vs cucklley i'm afraid you're a low iq plebeian, perhaps mma is not the sport for you
moraes, aldo, yan, cejudo, o'malley might be the greatest consecutive win streak in mma history
>>144442403more covered is better than less covered, brazza u know dis
Just observed Grasso and Shevchenko have a 7 hour long lesbian sex marathon
Cosplay thot ring girls when
>>144441773merab is one of the most tested athletes in the ufc by drug comissions never once failing the test look it up
>>144442497It's definitely up there
>>144442552And Stalin was 180cm tall
>>144442060always have been
>>144442313>>144442380>people eventually lose or get found out at some pointcrazy shit, almost as if this is real life not your fantasy ufc 2010 adhoc character's campaign
is bantamweight the least skilled division? it just might be....
>>144442597brazzas aren't people
>>144442060Don't get cocky like the bong did or you'll end up regretting it (hubris)
>>144442597that’s my point.
>>144442511Unironically true.
>>144442497>beyond flushed>ancient, at altitude and still couldn't do anything but hug him>flushed by the jab>ancient and flushed>astroturfed cuck>>144442552Jiri is the most tested
>shills trivializing yet another georgian WKekStay classy kartvelophobes
>>144442531who is the whore dressed as poison ivy? GAT DAYUM
>>144442685unironically good adviceI only get cocky to compensate the slander tho
>>144442704moraes is the only one of those that was legitimately washed. other than that you're just coping.
>While Herb could've exhibited a bit more of a perfunctory performance, he is still the GOAT. O'Malley's stand up was nominally piddling, which allowed Merab to perforate Sean's Swiss cheese offense.
Any pic or webms from the messican ring gurls???
>>144442775sure, Henry being 37 had nothing to do with his performance
This hangover is heeming me again>>144442741BFC exclusive I'm afraid>>144442764I understand b and you're not as bad or spammy as the bong but there were shades of it in your post
best cardio ever?
FACT: Finland has zero fighters in the UFC.
here;s your champ bro
>tfw too rich and successful to export cage fightersWe must learn from Dagestan and Dagenham how to do it better fersure
if i were georgian i'd be embarrassed to have merab as a champion
FACT: Finland won ZERO medals at the 2024 Paris Olympics.
>>144442892You must surely know the pain having Jon "Faggot" Jones as a champ.
>>144442511Indeed
>>144442858ThisAnd finnishpypo are the elves
>>144442967Jon jones is not a champion
>>144442961>it's truei thought all nordicks were sporting machines what the fuck
>>144441835sean won on damage
>>144442999Not what Dana would have you believe.
>>144443006sean wouldn't have even won under ONE scoring that's how bad he did
>>144443003Hurry up with the falafel Mustafa or there is no tip for you
>>144442979I'd pork her with my BWC if you know what I mean.
O'Mally was never good
>purple zoom guy didn't get bullshit victory UFC is riggedyikes
>>144443069I'll give you my falafel and a tip if you catch my drift
You didn't just say pork her surely...>>144443139No one cares about the gay summer olympics anyway least of all me winter is where it's at
>>144443006How? Just because Merab bled more? Is a fluke cut scored as more damage than a hard kick for example? Genuinely asking.Only time i feel O'malley did real damage was at the end of round 5, where he really hurt Merab to the body. Other than that i think Merab did more damage overall, in all the other rounds
>>144442982>karjala beanie>sipping koff
>>144443292Tom Aspinall will be the undisputed UFC heavyweight champion in 62 days(smiff vs reyes is on there by mistake btw they're on the december ppv)
>>144443292Good to see they're giving Reyes a peach like Smiff to go to war with.
why didn't sean just heem merab when he was distracted in r1
Alexa Grasso's asshole. I need to sniff it.
got a new fetish
>>144443545Hanki duuni vitun hippi
>>144443599bet the people sat behind them were so pissed
Is there any hope that Fiorot or Natalia Silva beat the shit out of Shevchenko?
>>144443599I actually liked the modestly and decoratively dressed rings girls. It was a welcome change that, unfortunately, will not ever be repeated.
>>144442741Fandy
Cuckmalley? Finished Max? Next
>>144441138just saw Marab do the business. Suga got 5-0ed like a little bitch. You love to see it.
>>144443813I'll add to it that Sean did absolutely fuck all. Didn't even try. Barely threw any punches. He truly got destroyed. How do you recover from that shit mentally?
Bitch o'Malley KWAB
That's me in the cornerThat's me in the cuck-chairLosing by decisionTrying to keep up with youAnd I don't know if I can do itOh no I've said too muchI haven't thrown enough
O'Malley is part Meggsican so nearly every Meggsican lost
>>144441605nice buzzwords faggot
>>144441138As a cazzie I feel if you let your opponent dominate you like merab(no matter how gay wrestling can get). You are not a good mma fight. In order to be consistent I cannot rate sean high after this performance.
>>144444160top kekkerino
Horrendous room ambience in the beginning of the FightFairy recap
>>144444160DESPITE ALL MY RAGE I AM STILL JUST A KEK IN A CAGE
Let's see>>144444444
>>144444690Oh look a sport we're good at
>>144444160KEK
is she gonna be ok
SUGESUGE LISTEN TO MEIT'S THE FIFTH ROUND FIVE MINUTES LEFT TO GET THROUGH THISSUGEUHHHHHHHHHTRY THROWING AFTER YOU DO A KNEE? I DON'T KNOWJUST GET THROUGH THIS SUGE AND THEY'LL RIG THE SCORECARDS FOR US
>>144445178all this for how much? not even 100k?
>>144445178eh she'll be fine
>>144445178where is this from
>>144441605somebody put his pants the wrong way again
>>144445178oh my god
>>144445178Lidl bit arousing webm brazza u kno dis
>>144445305Irene Aldana at ufc306
Now that the dust has settled, is he really a star? I do feel that Dana and UFC staff is blowing smoke up his ass, but he could still be a star despite that. Just not as big of a star.I don't see it myself. I'm a casual, but even when i didn't know anything about MMA i heard about Lesnar, Conor and Rousey through osmosis. Sean has been compared to all of those and more. Is Dana just getting misled by social media numbers? I think Pereira is a much bigger star right now
>>144442060Georgians are as inbred as those arabs, only changing your worship to Christianism. So being an inbred may be meta rn
Ortega needs to retire, moving up is only going to get him heemed proper
sean won via technical submission
>>144445402I want to console her and Grasso and Jazmin with my love
>>144445438what happened with doo? was he just passed up by the next generation?
>>144445178>>144445402Holy shit. All that damage and it was a UD? Was it a good fight?
>>144445178She looks like she has been in a car crash good Lord
>>144445402whose social media ya goofy
>fights nothing but cans for his first 7 wins in the UFC>starting to lose his fight against number 9 so he eyepokes him>rewarded with a fight with number 1, robs him>given favorable timing against Aljo, rushing him back>gets an early stoppage>gets a cherry picked easy title defence against a guy not even in the top 5>gets dominated the first time he has to face an elite fighter that doesn't have the deck stacked against himSuga is a fraud
>>144444160Lmao nice one my nigga
>>144445470He is a bad fighter
merb at +110 dawlg was free money in hindsight
>>144445461technically sean submitted by not fighting back, its true
*claps* come on heem let's work
If the ufc was rigged like you all say it is, Sean would’ve gotten the win by robbery or some outside event adversely affecting Merab. Last night proves ufc is not predetermined.
>>144445601worked
cucklley landing those body kicks at the end was the icing on the story loss cake, proved that he had it in him to win the entire time but was simply too bitchmade to actually throw, he's not built to be a fighter
>>144445477For a wemen fight It was pretty fucking good
lopes isn't even good it's fucking over for t-city bros
>>144445477nah, it was mostly just her fallowing Dumont around while getting lit up
>gave myself spoilers by checking youtube first thing in the morning again
>>144445642the fake ones dilemma
>>144445601The fact that Conor has had several embarrassing losses is proof of this, you don't need to look at anything else
>>144445489oh sorry @the_ufc_doctor on insta
>>144445620they got too cocky, same shit with leonyou gotta appreciate champs that reigned for a long time. they never lost that fear of tough competition and never drank their own koolaid
>>144441605I don't get why this was a ppv. Fucking mediocre card. Best fight was the Ribovic fight. And I've never heard of him before. Ortega fucking sucks now. What on earth was Dana thinking putting this weak ass ppv up against Canello.
>>144445178Gave her a second vagina
This would have heemed current volk
>>144445642I used to do that too, now first thing in the morning I do on Sunday is heems
>>144445701preciate it b
>>144445735I'd like to see Volk vs Diego but probably they'll rematch him against Topuria if he wins against Max
>>144445716He was hoping the spectacle of the Sphere would carry the card
>>144445735>heemed to bolivia and back so he can beat him up some moreholy based
>>144445178Holy smokes
So.... was I wrong to assure you all that T-City would expose Lopes?.... No, I don't think that's fair.
>>144445823wtf there isnt any meat in that forehead area.
>>144445881Bruh the flesh on your forehead is only like a few centimetres thick
ortega became the third person to expose diego in the ufc
BREAKING NEWSDana has cut Merab. Sean O'Malley vs Umar Nurmagomedov will be made for the vacant title.
>>144445924battered from pillar to post, cope
>>144445915yeah thats what I mean. how is there so much on hers?
Love these midgets like you wouldn't believe.
>>144445924By losing badly?
>>144445981Why is Dillaputty on there twice?
>>144445735first punch knocked him out and second one woke him up again, crazy.
Sean O'Malley was never goodAlexa Grasso was never good
cejudo's loss is aging nicelyto bad he retired again like a b-
>>144445990because he won the title twice
>>144445735A strong breeze knocks out current Volk. Dude is never winning another fight ever again
Diego isn't going past Max, I don't know about Volk he might be completely flushed at this point
lopes going to the ground with ortega in r1 wasn't even a bad decision, was 1-2 gnp shots away from a stoppage at several times, ortega is just extremely durable despite having a shit chin, bit like cannonier
>>144446094he beats ilia and current volk obviously but loses to max
