ayo where dem bitches at where dem hoes at edition
reckon we're gonna win
>>144446592
Get sakashit off corners
All that for that corner, Saka?
>saka on cornersis Woy Hodgson manager today?
FIGHT
For fuck's sake Timber. Just calm the fuck down. He's been looking nervy for a while but he's losing his head now.
Trossard plays getting wasted and brainlets will use it to fuel the "trossard is shit when he starts" narritive
don't even see why he got a yellow 2bh
That's not even a foul
>>144446668Wasn't even a foul
>lucarioKwab
>on the ballspurs players should get sent off
don't know why he got a yellow and don't know why vicario tried to start a fight over it
>>144446710ke this wtf is the reffing this year?
>>144446695The commentators keep saying it was for a "foul" against Porro but that just looked like he won a duel. I think it's because he kept going. But the commentator is also certified ABA so I can't really take his word for anything. >>144446723I agree. But the rest of it was silly.
spurs are so bad. this is them at home vs rivals who have players outbut whats with arsenal picking up dumb cards and fouls this season?
Dixon is such a faggot. Talks about how tough and physical it was in his day and then says that's a spot on yellow.
watching ben white at corners is my fav part of this match
Better see some love for Martinelli after he kept that alive
>Next Sunday: Manchester City (A)
kai bros, it's coming soon
>>144446857He's still fucked up more chances than he saved this match but he did good there
>>144446868>Man City next
>>144446868>Atalanta midweek
>>144446885I only remember that one big chance. Did he have more? He also put in a nice corner and cross for Kai as well so I think he's just about neutral in this game. That fuck up was too big though.
starting trossard they said
>>144446969did you look at the bench?
7 YELLOWS ALREADY
>>144446944Only one was a big chance, but I'm sure I saw him flub another chance from trossard some time later
>>144447004it's heavenly
>>144447025last night's record already at risk of being broken
>spuds fans booing a 0-0We're playing like shit today but what were you expecting lol
Lets look at the positives>Partey hasnt given the ball away thats all i got
>special issue import referee all the way from Down Under>he's as shite as the home grown producelollmao even
>>144447090I'm assuming that's at the ref after he rightfully just booked two of their players
>7 yellows
0-0 at half time is decent considering half our team is ded
>>144447110I'm guessing you've reached the Timber card. Referee has been less of a mong than he usually is tbcf.
We're getting some joy down the left, hopefully Sharteta doesn't it leave it too long before giving Sterling a go, as I'd imagine he will be a lot more effective that Shartinelli has been.
>>144446775> I think it's because he kept going. I also thought this, the whistle was blown and everyone heard it and timber just kept on going for some reasonBUT I think the card was given for the duel
Shouldve been at least 0-1Hopefully more exciting 2nd half
India's silence speaks volumes.
>>144447094he literally has thoughgave it away twice in the first five minutesalso his movement is so clonky, just watch him during counters and it's like he's stuck between two minds
Tottenham will huff and puff until the 70th minute. Then Sterlinho will get his debut goal. Trust.
>>144447174When the shit commentator saw the replays after all the drama, he was a lot hesitant to say it was for that challenge lol. He knew there wasn't much in it at all. But yeah, technically it was for the challenge against Porro.
>>144447268I was happy timber got away with only one yellow. I was seriously smelling a double yellow there.to me it seems like timber is already on the ball and has it under control when porro engages in the duel and timbers foot rolls onto his foot, very thing margins though. doesn't seem like a foul to me, just an unfortune incident but not the end of the world
I'm surprised >we haven't played too badly, actually. Martinelli really shoulda scored or just rolled it to Saka, though. Def can't see this game ending 11 vs 11, more cards incoming. Just hope it's the Yids.
Arsenal are shitsomehow Tottenham are even shittieralso Martinelli has to be sold.
>>144447252do you own a pair of clarks wallabees
nah this is mad, sky are trying to pretend the timber tackle is a red card. it wasn't even a foul also it's well obvious we're getting a red card
>>144447162The Timber's one and the fallout of it.The commentators are banting him up to the highs since he's about to end up with way more bookings than the Mong Taylor did (10).Still not sure if it's this week or this season's most and not that I much care, but this Straya Cunt is weak sauce, simple as.
Also, drop Fartysmelly and put on (can't believe I'm about to type this down) the fucking SterLEL.
>>144447404last night had 14 bookings
>half the players on our injury list haven't even been playingHow do I scam my employer like this
>>144447372Feeling a Son dive in the box giving Saliba his second yellow so Haaland won't get embarrassed again
>>144447462So maybe it was for NLD only? Can't say I pay attnetion to whatever the idiots in the booth talk, because how their hot takes are so dumb most of the time.
>>144447471In the US? You can't, innit.But here, la, oh boy. I knew a guy, former colleague, who was on "health leave" for about 15 months. Sure the salary was reduced, but he was smart enough to get a raise not long before going out.
>>144447499I think they said it was joint most in a first half or some shit.
>little george
Birchjihno going to gift spuds another goal
Blanco has been pretty suspect so far
>>144447639Definitely not his best game. Think he misses Ode as much or more than Saka.
None of these academy players are getting a kick are they? Sharteta is such a fraud
>>144447499>>144447558Yeah, I think 7 is the most in the first half of a Prem game from what they said. >>144447666They're supposedly best buds so it makes sense.
is shartinelli low iq?
need to hold possession just spurs can get more players booked/sent off
>>144447722Definitely
Timber is kinda shit desu. Need Calafiori to pls not be a crock. Also just realized Shitchenko is already a sicknote as well lol.
>>144447722>brazilwhat do you think
>>144447728Need to score one or two and only then hold possession.
Benjamin pls...
>>144447747Kiwior unironically the best LB currently lol
Trossard defending that corner looks like the little brother that's been thrown in a game to fill numbers.
>>144447722Asking if a footballer is low iq is like asking if a basketball player is tall
>>144447813What's your iq?
>timber
Where's raheem the dream>>144447829>falls over
>>144447770>All the LBs sharteta bought to replace tierknee who is actually a LBHe just needs to run his contract down and leave
>sharti
Bit shite that from Raya
>cuts inside>doesn't scoresaka bros... not like this...
:]
Big Gab?Big GOAT!
GAB
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>>144447827It's high, but I have down's syndrome so it cancels itself out
>Setpiece fcLmao we're a joke
BIG GABI
BIG GAB ATTACK
nice pushoff
The premier goal scoring CB scores again
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>half your team is dead>set piece mercantilism kicks in
that's why we buy tallchads now
Pulisball shite
Holy BASED
>>144447973I'm sorry, I hope you're doing ok.
>Their team are set pieceletslmaoing at your team
Vicario must have nightmares of Arsenal corner kicks
>>144448009hahaha cry more>Forest LMFAOOoOoOooooo
>>144446625>>144446632>>144446649APOLOGISE
>>144447873I completely forgot that guy's still here kek
>>144448021More like DFC
>>144448040ben white is under his bed
YOU'LL FALL IN LOVEI KNOW YOU WILLOUR NUMBER 6 IS THE KING OF BRAZIL
set pieced, get fuckednow pls don’t just sit back and score another 1-2 Arsenal pls
What a relief now need to push on and not rest an laurels
Dunked on "Best CB in the world" Romero hahahha
>the gabriel with the best finishing is the CBlol
>>144448063I like DFC better but Meg is anything but
>>144448107Grim.
>duckayo quacker has either scored or assisted every single Arsenal goal this season
You know mate, mate is not about winning trophies mate, it's about the process mate, mate.
>>144448146But he's still not world class I heard
>>144448146Saw somewhere online that Pires had called him inconsistent. Don't know if that was taken out of context because you know how the internet is, but I just couldn't make sense of it. Even when he's playing like relative shit, he's incredibly consistent.
The Africa kit will be immortalized after this match if they hang on
If that was an Arsenal player, it'd be a 2nd yellow and a sending off also>drossard
Trossard down
>>144448197As will the massive trans flag the Arsenal supporters brought with them.
Kiwior and Jesus plz
>probably the toughest run of games in the season>missing several key players>still no subsi understand keeping partey and jorg since theres no one else but cmon
Just need to calm things down a bit. Can't be making sloppy passes and leaving so much space for them. Son can score out of nowhere if he gets a good chance. Also, new shirt, new Trossard
Neville quite literally sighed after analyzing the goal replay
The fuck happened to Trossard's shirt lol
>>144448245Stop feigning ignorance, absolute mong
Ty spotted
Tai spotted
>>144448278What's funny is that he's wilfully ignoring the giant rainbow flag in the corner with Sp*ds's logo right on top of it.
thai spotted
Damn I missed Tai lol
>YeSUS and SterLEL
>Jorgi on his last legsNwaneri time? Won't be long before Jorginho's legs give out now.
Ty is unironically a great supporter.
ZESTY BOI DEBUT
>>144448363Same, was focused on Werner
Got to give it to shitizen he truly is shameless and everything just rolls off him like water on a duck’s back.
>cornrow brothers coming on
>cornrows jesussterling's influence is unmatched
>>144448383loool if only
>Jesus' new hairstyle
>Jesus with the Sterling hairdo*pukes* as if he couldn't look more punchable
#BlackExcellence
>>144448383
PUT IN KAIBA TO SEND THEM TO THE SHADOW REALM
cornrow bros
>>144448383Lel they are cheeky cunts
Yeah this got 1-1 written all over
timber's looked good today
Don't want to jynx it, but this has been Timber's best game this season imo
Really? Pulling Havertz done like that isn't even a foul all of a sudden?
2nd yellow ref?
>obvious shirt pull>nothing
Also fucking Rapety
>wake up>0-1>half the Spurs squad on yellowwhat the fuck happened the first half?
>>144448526hes a menace
>brought in gaysus and sterlel to park the busWhy is sharteta like this?
Saka?More like Dead Man!
>>144448485Has to do better in the final third though
>>144448556it's either that or bring on a 16 year old man
>>144448579About that
>>144448579Surprised he didn't bring on Kiwior for one of the forwards
NWANERINWANERINWANERINWANERINWANERI
Nwaneri time
>2 hands in somebody's back isn't a foul oh now it isn't
digits and nwaneri goal
>>144448595Can't help but think Kiwior has severely fallen out of favour with Arteta. There was a lot of talk of him leaving in the summer too.
Saka out for City game lol
>>144446592Based Saka
>inb4 +7
>>144448626would be stupid to do sorather him stay than Tomiasyu
Wh-What was Teddy Sheringhams son doing
>Sterlel doing his best Ode impression
>some man were actually making imaginary starting XIs with Cauliflower instead of Big GabiFucking lol
>SterlelOf to a great start lmao>>144448648It's weird because I think Tomiyasu is arguably >our best LB but that injury record is dire
Sterling lol
>>144448648at least jakub isn't permanently crippled lol
>sterling slowly tracking back
>5 minsOof
>>144448692In a perfect world I think Calafiori is the starting LB and Tomi and Timber his backup.
>>144448692yes id have him in if he wasnt crocked but hes worse than tierneyisnt a coincidence Kiwior was the LB v City and actually got a result
>>144448579He's an N'gubu... so he'll be at least 47. No one questions nogs nowadays cuz dat iz raysis.
Fuck partey holy shit
JUST
the problem with our team
has jesus touched the ball yet
>>144448751But it was Tomi at LB off the bench pivotal to the goal
>>144448785who?
>>144448738Calafiori is still untested imo. I haven't watched him before Arsenal to know if he walks into the starting XI but his appearances in an Arsenal shirt haven't really given me any reason to think so either. >>144448751Tomi came off the bench as a super sub tbf
>>144448785He got player of the match
>jesusJust take it to the corner flag you retard
>Jesus does the exact same fucking thing as Sterlel but like 20 yards further awayFuck's sake
JESUS GET TO THE FUCKING CORNER WHY ARE YOU DRIBBLING INTO 5 PLAYERS
>>144448785yes, through the power of His children, he always touches the ball
>>144448842Damn he looks so different here
>>144448856English Jesus, meet Brazilian Sterling
>95:01 (+5)THE FIX IS IN
NASH WAS RAPED
LET'S FUCKING GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO>>144448890All their City training has come flooding back.
>he was worriedkek, it's just tottenham
>one nil to the ArsenalWE BACK IN LADS
ARTETA FUCKING INRTETA
>SPUDS
I never stopped believing.
>spudsKWABOTY
GET IN
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>the chikaner in the stands with the yankees cap
NO DECLANNO MARTINNO PROBLEM
3 wins away in a row at Spursno reason we cant get another 0-0 at Etihadits on
>>144448901Fraid so
WELL WELL WELL
>we can go away to Tottenham with a half dead team and comfortably pull out a winWe’ve come a long way
>>144448928Arteta chart autist?
Get in!
>>144448637Just gotta hope he'll be back for the Forest game :)
I genuinely can't remember the last time we lost to them.
I AM ABSOLUTELY DELIGHTED ROBBIE
>>144448961>3 wins away in a row at SpursA bit surprising, but still.
not a good debut by sterlingwe absolutely do not need another Jesus player that dribbles and loses the ball in the boxit's a very hard game to start but he's on fraudwatch hard
>>144448976Holdinho red card
Big Gabriel is the most soulful player in the league
BASED BIG GABI
>spuds
I've seen enough, Nwaneri should start against City.
Saka's fine
Why in the fuck cant Jesus just pass the fucking ball instead of trying to dribble past 5 players everytime and lose the goddamn ball, thank god they can't counter for shit.
timber apologies from me. he was brilliant.wasteinelli wastes the ball so muchjorginho embarrassed spuds midfieldarteta IN
1-0 to The Arsenal!!!!!ABA’s are gonna try to point out how the team picked up 3 is somehow awful because we didn’t score from open play. There are levels to this and Spuds got reminded why they are what their history has shown, which are perennial losers
Swedish man, I need the Arteta excel sheet
i was correct >>144446612it's the history of the tottenham
BIG GABO saving this match. Truly >our best brazilian player
>>144449106
>>144449097We don't need that anymore, Arteta status is in.
le táblé
What does /arse/ think of Raya's performance today? Some good saves and no stinkers.
Where the fuck are the Spuds getting fucked historical webms
i've had enough of parteyhe's simply too oldhis first touches are 50/50, his passes are weak, but the worst part is his decision making. he's always shaking between two options and does something in the middle, thankfully we weren't punished for this. Not a good performance from white either but he pulled himself in throughout the game which was nice to see.
>>144449135>getting shafted by the ref at brightonstings but Arsenal will win next week.
>>144448383I think we all agree this should be the OP of the next thread.
Also nice to see Spurs have wasted a fuck load of money yet again on another shit striker, good work.
>>144449135Man Utd still on 0 GD like last season.
>>144449135Gonna be:>1. Arse 5 13 +6>2. Shitty 5 12 +7INNIT
>>144449135where's spurs?also>second again>citywinslol>liverpoop third>villa fourthgetting deja vu ova ere
7 injured and spurs still can't beat as, what a joke of a team
>>144449202The famous Dutch consistency.
What did you guys think of Kai Havertz and Leandro Trossard today?
Sterling did fuck all, I'd still start Martinelli ahead of him for now.
WHAT DO WE THINK OF TOTTENHAM
>>144449137He's been excellent this season so far. And this game too obviously. A slight miscommunication somewhere between him and Gabriel but it wasn't a dangerous situation so it was fine. Feel like the only reason why his quick throws and distribution after claiming the ball doesn't end up in many goals is because >our players overthink like crazy.
PALESTINE 1 - 0 YIDDOS
>>144449181after this season we won't need a tracker for five yearsif we win: IN for five years minimumif we lose: OUT
>1 goal conceded in 4 (and that was while we were a man down)>away record in 2024 keeps getting better>three wins at spurs in a row>beat our rivals without some key playersFantastic result let's see what happens this week
>>144449253SHIT
>>144449137motm
>>144449237trossard was ok, very poor service for himhavertz was unusually bad. what was that fucking crap making himself offside?
>>144449237Did some good work today, but had trouble finding them at times. Not so flashy and no end product (goals).What was the deal with Tosser's shirt, tho?
>>144449135A familiar story
>>144448143She needs some knockers in the other pic
Team for City----------------RayaWhite----Saliba---Gabriel---Timber-------Rice--Nwaneri----Partey--Saka------Havertz-----Trossard
REV UP THEM TFC CAPS LADS
Did the Israeli cheque not clear? Damn they really are broke
>>144449306>implying Odegaard won’t be fit for City
>>144449263praying for atalanta loss and city win
>>144449137always makes me feel calmer knowing he's between the sticks against ramsdale before; today no exception. claims the ball very well. saves a massive bonus.
Even though Gabriel scored, and was immense on defense, I honestly still think Raya is a contender for MOTM
>>144449137I love how good he is at claiming the ball.
>>144449337not a bad shout, he was immense todaysome fantastic performances from him lately
>>144449196fuck that the first frame says 0-0 so it would just be confusing
>>144448383kek.
>>144449337THIS, my goat. Ramsfail apologists in the mud right now.So proud of the team for the amount of focus they showed on defense today to hold on to the lead.Really happy Arteta is learning to use the bench this season, and is giving our Bukayo some rest and trusting the bench.
>>144449306I’d say keep Jorginho and give Partey a break to find his legs, he’s played back to back 90 minutes. He’s due an injury with that much workload.
>>144449372Fixed
American advertising just showed a guy shaving his cock and balls in the shower
Ben White not being an England starter (which he deserves to be) is a beautiful blessing in disguise
I've said from day 1 romero is fucking shit and I'm proven right every single time we play them. He's been solely responsible for the majority of our goals against them in recent seasons. The guy is so inconsistent but topspur fans insist he's the amongst the greatest defenders in the world because >le worl cup
>>144449414nice, i approve
When is merino expected back again?
>>144449447everyone knows he is shit except spuds mongs
>>144449443my GOATS
>>144449475another 3 weeks probably
>>144449443It's gonna take a lot to drag me away from youThere's nothin' that a hundred men or more could ever doI bless the rains down in Africa
>>144449447>gets destroyed by gabriel and concedes>immediately turns around to complainSmall club mentality
>>144449443Shame we couldn't wear our home kit.
>>144449447That limp appeal to the ref after Gabi bullied him for the goal made my day.
>>144449514PGMOL still robbing us even when we win
ngl we should be top of the league rn
>Arsenal now have more wins at the Tottenham Stadium in just five years (3) that Spurs have at the Emirates in 18 years (2)
im so fucking hyped right now bros
Lads… they had trumpeters on the roof…AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Let the meltdown begin
>>144449489I was severely mocked this week by my friends and family because I always thought it was I miss the rains down in Africa, like when you leave here you are going to miss the rains why would you bless it??
>if you score the result changes Thanks genius
>>144449715I mean, he's not wrong.
so is solanke good?
why are we being overrated? third fave?
>>144449708as punishment give me boer gf
Benny Basedo
>>144446592wow the bench was full of football world WHOS and arsenal still grinded out the 1-0, well done
Solanke is really half way to being 007? That’s surprising, I actually rate him.
>>144449799it's not just how likely the bookies find us winning it that matters, it also matters how many are placing bets on arsenal
>>144449824>taking the piss on maddison
pls post more of their meltdown from one of their fan site forum, I am going to play some Marvel vs Capcom Collections and check back later, thank you lads, have a blessed rest of Sunday.
Kindest and warmest of reminders
>>144450244WE'VE GOT SUPER MIK AR-TETAAAA
>>144450244Hold dat Forest pack
>>144450168Lmao, Kulusevski got the ball with about 5 minutes left to go and he just took a shot completely off target. I knew he still had >us in his heart then. >>144450244N for Nottingham, I assume.
>mfw going through pages of spurs seethe
>>144450811arteta gooning?!
>Arteta says he didn't enjoy preparing this game, because he didn't sleep much. "I had a clear gameplan then, news, we lose a player. Then more news, we lose another player. I had to change everything."
there hasn't been a convincing game yet this season. simple as.
>>144451154>pulling out wins regardless>not concedingsign of champions la
>>144446592Your skin might be white, but your soul is black like tar
>No Ödeurfraud or Rice>Two geriatrics in midfield>U17 bench. >No Merino, Ravioli, Anime or even Zshit on the bench>wan nil to assnabased
Wait, are you trying to tell me everyone, EVERYONE, knew >we'd score from a set-piece? Whole week, two even, of this talk? Everyone and their nan on it?And it still happened?How very Spursy.
>we win>my onlyfans parasocial gf breaks up with meRoller coaster of emotions
>>144451242I demand you apologize for Mexico
>>144450811Post some top salt
Should've been 4 in a row if it wasn't for that retarded red card against Brighton. You just know that fixture will come back to bite at some point. Margins are too fine in this league.
>>144451459it's not even salt, it's just pathetic posts of capitulation
>>144451617Yeah, reading r/coys is like a funeral, they aren't salty, just resigned to the fact they're shit. Probably because they have no excuse today when we have 2 senior citizens at the Midfield.
Wolves are a bit poo this season.
>>144451608that will be a factor, i'm sure. city are on for another 90+ point season. arsenal are looking at something like 92-96 points if they want the title. they have definitely not started like a mid 90s point team.
>missed the last 30 minutes of the game and the glorious aftermath meh, props to the lads, didn’t think the game would be so clear cut, still Saka injured apparently and again no goal from open play is worrying, Sterling also looked poo from what I’ve read.The team really should have 12/12 and probably zero goals conceded if not for the unbelievably bad ref performances vs Brighton who rightfully got put in their place yesterday.
[spoiler]Best way to watch full Arsenal games as a US poorfag?[/spoiler]
>>144451380bro i am worried im about to have a similar whiplash>we win>woman i been seeing for a while says no when i suggest we go exclusiveim scared bros...
IM A SPURS FAN AND I GIVE CREDIT TO ARSENAL DEFENSE THEY UNREAL AND AS A UNIT THEY UNTOUCHABLE IT WAS A TUFF INTENSE GAME
>>144451380we winthe girl I met gets back in touch shes got a bf I am telling her all kinds of kinky shitanother teased meanother goes on and off on meeting I wish i couldeven went on adultwork msg a bitch to fuck her for 30mingot ingnoredI should really just kill myselfgot ill missed a job interview today they said hope you get better, I ask can we do the interview mon got ignored there
>>144455806have you tried to use google
>>144456393fanks.
All praise Nicolas Jover.
>>144457213Nicolas Jover is bigger than Spurs
https://www.youtube.com/@twitch_yummy_2/The Sp*ds kit stays on.
>Champions League Next>Spursday Night Match >Man City next on Sundaywhat fresh hell is this
>>144455600Did you get caught in the flood or something?Hope it's OK now.
i saw jover's ass jiggle when he hugged arteta right after the goalwill mikel beat the spartan allegations?
>>144459766just sit back and enjoy the ride
>>144449667Thats kinda harsh, they created a lot of chances and shots on goal.
>>144457213>Since Jover's appointment, Arsenal have scored 43 goals from corners, more than anyone else in Europe's top five leagues.
I'm just going to say itNwaneri should start over Partey as the guy needs more experience but clearly has more skill than that washed up rapist, he'll fuck up a bit due to his age but the experience we give him now will pay off massively in the future
Arsenal have a match every 4 days
>>144460797How long till he's managing his own team?
>>144461930>city at home to inter wednesday>arse away to atalanta thursdayThey have the harder opponent on paper but an extra day of rest and no travel. Also cl games on thursdays is gay.
>>144456917Just go on OF. You'll find some obscure thing who's desperate for attention and if you get there first you'll be winning
next week is stacked with good games>liverpoop milan>city inter>us atalanta>us citytop of that my locals is also playing twicegoing to be a good week this
>>144455806>pre/during matchsoccerstreams>post matchgoals.zone
>Tottenham boss Ange Postecoglou said "I always win things in my second year" after their 1-0 north London derby defeat by Arsenal.
>>144461103Nwaneri made his prem debut 2 years ago. It's been a slow process to bring him into the first team but he's still only 17. You need a balance between bringing the player into the first team but not over exposing him to the pressures of the game at this level. With Rice back next week hopefully we won't need him. But it will be nice to see him play more this season.
this shit is exactly why martinelli will never be any better than he already has been. too busy staring at his feet to notice saka in the perfect spot for a pass. been saying for 2 years now it's so ingrained in him that to unlearn it would be like starting again from age 12. we should unironically sell him. thanks for the memories, but it's time to go.
>>144449797You absolutely fucking love to see it. Vicario was shitting himself every fucking second one of >our player was near him. He's going to develop PTSD at the rate these NLDs are going.
>>144449824https://caulse.com/v/78787https://cazn.me/m/b363d9I had to go look what he did cause I had missed it live. It wasn't actually your typical Blanco shithousing. Madison was tasked with marking White and after the goal White just gives him a look of pure smugness from the looks of it.
>>144465932desu I'm not entirely sure saka was winning that duel. Him shooting is not the problem. The problem is that he doesn't take one more touch to set himself up for a good shot. Look at all te space, he can afford to get much closer and secure the goal if he's not going to pass it. I think this summarizes him well. He can't lift his head up with the ball, and he's lost the confidence to go with it himself. Thanks for the memories but it's time to go. The team has advanced and he hasn't
>>144469309>placed the spurs one in fronthehehe
Mate it's alright mate, mate.
>>144469705They are the newer ones tbf
>>144469309Bigger trophy collection than Sp*ds
>>144465932It’s not because he doesn’t see him, he doesn’t pass because it’s a moment of selfishness and he wants to score. Unfortunately for Martinelli, he always seems to pick the wrong decision, sometimes he passes when he should shoot and sometimes he shoots when he should pass. Decision making issue.
>>144472723He's still young enough to refine his decision making
STADIUMS ARE EMPTY
>>144476314>11 games>3 goals concededmassive that
>>144472723I've always loved the lad but I agree, I'd also say his finishing seems weaker since last season>Captcha agrees
>>144476314You now remember Watford away under Emery. That's the team Arteta inherited.
Is Wellington da Silva getting back from his loan soon. I heard he's a good prospect
two omega tough games ahead, need everyone fit and bringing their A game or things could turn ugly very quickly.
>>144476314Better than I was thinking.
>>144446592>>144446620>Spain>white
>>144472891The guy is 23 now. He's been playing in the first Xi for five seasons, has started well over 100 leagues for Arsenal. "He just needs more time..." is become a J Lingz tier meme at this stage. He had a stop/start season last year, fine. But he needs to find his head/confidence his season or we really should move him on while he can fetch a good price.>>144477743The next game shouldn't be tough. We shouldn't even consider it. We should send the reserves to Atalanta and let them have a kick about. Sunday is much more important and there are seven more games to go in the UCL "group" stage, so plenty of time to make up ground. I honestly think the worst thing we could do is try really hard to win on Thursday.
>>144478074Atalanta humbled Liverpool and Leverkusen last season. They're going to be tough, especially if the players are already looking ahead to the City game.
>>144478082When I say "shouldn't be tough" I mean in the sense of "don't take it seriously". Send a Wenger era Carling Cup squad and let them get some experience. Write it off and focus on Sunday, which is much more important in the grand scheme.
>>144478311He was pretty good yesterday I thought. Didn't do anything spectacular, and only missed that one header from Martinelli, but he just quietly got on with the game and helped out everywhere. Honestly, it felt like the whole team was focused on doing that.
>>144470406I hoped nobody would point that out because my version is funnier
>>144477587I think marquinos returns in january, to have a purple patch second half of the season and win us the league
>>144478429It is pretty funny that there are two Sp*ds ones up front anyway
>>144476314It's been obvious for a while now that edu is the one holding us back because he's so fucking incompetent at his job.
>>144478587ToucheAlso just realised they changed it from "man" of the match to "person"…
What a chad.
>>144478714Gotta keep the Spuds in check.
>>144463141what do you mean? like edate/esex them? ive spent too much time on that site and i know 99% of the people chatting are some offshore indians working minimum wage convincing you to redeem PPVs.
>>144478714chat shit get banged
Liverpoo fans (on the back off their embarrassing loss vs Forest) were even more buttblasted at the ‘anti football’ that got Arsenal the win than the actual Yids (they just wallowed in self resignation). Absolutely glorious. Even saw a few ‘muh money’ arguments as if they spent nothing while Kult Kloppo was in charge.
>>144478944Liverpool did not play positive football themselves vs. Forest. They were horrid. Forest completely outplayed them and deserved to win by 5 or 6 goals. Never will you see a Liverpool fan concede that the better team won, it becomes cope after cope followed by 'l-look at that team instead'.
>>144478334Back 5 won is the game but thought Haverz was clearly the best player amongst our midfield and forwards.
>>144478714It's funny, but you can guarantee that kid is a little prick, you can tell by the haircut. Probably named Mason or something along those lines.
>>144479117He's probably called Jack, or Kieren. Something along those lines.
>>144479117>>144479147Nice try lads but his name is Daniel, no doubt that will make you weirdly seethe as well.
>>144479206>has an insta page managed by his father abort
>>144479113Havertz or arguably Jorginho. I thought he put in a hell of a shift yesterday.
>>144479206He looks more like a Chelsea supporter
>champions league>on a thursdayexcuse me?
>>144479304Trossard's performance, to the extent no one cried about missing Odegaard, is under-rated.
>>144479442absolutely disgusting, that alone makes me hate the new format, especially when City get to play on fucking Wednesday.
>champions league games on a thursdayPure filth.
https://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/football/articles/cp955j9x2mpo
>>144480198All raccoon man
>>144480216Raccoon man only got one assist last season surprisingly. 2 in all competitions I think. Before that he had like 10 assists and 1 goal and he only played half the season.
>>144480546when was the last time there was a whiter Arsenal squad than this?
>>144480546Is this Jonas guy a fraud or what
It probably won’t continue for very long but this is a wild run
>>144480781We'll find out this season.
>>144480807It’s so beautiful bros
>>144478611Best get them eyes checked then, la.
>>144479236Tit too late for that, innit.
>>144481169i think it's more of a brain issue
https://x.com/rn24_afc/status/1835502502889816374?s=46>Merino clapping his handsIf he doesn’t lace up for City then I want him OUT
>>144481887>Spaniards only birthday dinner I was told to take the knee and kick it out
For the next OP
Did you start believing after this game?https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b9WrjBOum74
>>144481887bruh he is out for 6-8 weeks, more like 8 though.
>>144482114gay biker gooners....
>>144482114No thanks. It should be >>144449414
>>144482907I will make >>144482114 the OP
*steals your gf*
>>144484255Going back some 15+ years with that fashion.
>>144484255why is the chest pocket so big ?
>>144484383So he can pocket all the players he's going to go up against.
>>144484255tattoos ruined it
>>144446592At first I couldn't tell if it was nose job since its not typically the nose people pay for. I see that it was reconstructive and they had to work with what they had left on his face.Its always the nostrils
>>144485585nigga im afraid you're gay
>>144484255He will look much better if he gains 5-10kg of muscle and gets a buzzcut. Still extremely handsome tho
>>144482330I barely remember pre-season 2022. I actually went to the Emirates cup game I think it was Arsenal Seville 6-0. Jesus was looking like R9's son. 2022 was the most transformational year in Arsenal's recent history. From Auba leaving to scoring in the first 20 minutes of every game, the Arteta project finally clicked into gear that year and we have kept getting better since. I don't think we will win the prem this year which is a great shame. But I really hope Arteta takes us to glory, this squad so clearly deserves.
>>14448233026 December 2020 is when I started believing
>>144482330The game at home against City in the 2021/22 season is when I first thought Arteta might be on to something (even though we lost). And the 2022 Emirates Cup game against Sevilla is when I really thought we could be title contenders.
>>144482330VERY based match. I was always #ArtetaIn I admired his a player at Everton and when Wenger signed him to replace Nasri I was hyped he even scored against them.https://youtu.be/8KeQTyRifOQ?si=D9jhvvQIvoc6Au4pknew Emery had to happen so Arteta could what it's like to wait. it was the right decision. I love him
>>144484255He looks like Shrek's human form
>>144461103>nwaneri over partey>lets replace a dm with an unproven yute strikerInteresting take
>>144480546Is that are Alessia second from left? Flip she has lost some of her baby weight which is a crying shame.
>>144494397Yeah Russo looks like she's slimmed down.
>champions league>on a thursday
I would not start Sterling over Saka against Atalanta and subbing him in ~60 minutes.
>>144495043I meant I would start Sterling over Saka against Atalanta and sub Saka in ~60 minutes.
>>144495050>>144495043Saka WILL play 90 minutes and you WILL like it
>>144495569Arteta's gotten better at subbing Saka off. He will only 85 minutes.
>>144495663>i used to pray for times like these
>>144496349Tierney being a star of FA Cup or Carabao Cup winning run is one of my Arsenal wishes for the last 2 years. Still a chance.
>>144496349Not quite as smiley as the women's photo.
>Michael Oliver will referee Arsenal vs Man City on SundayIt’s fucking over. In fairness though, is there a single English referee who you would actually want? They’re all either corrupt or incompetent.
>>144496622At least it isn't Kavanagh. But yeah I've never heard a reffing announcement and been happy about it. Wasn't Oliver the ref who let Kovavic get away with single yellow in the win last year?
>>144496349>no Winthe fuckAlso I never realised Sterlel was that short.
>>144496622Anthony Taylor has been alright hasn't he?
>>144496810He's not even doing a game this weekend because of how many cards he gave out at the Chelsea game.
>Sunday match again That's what God gave us NFL for yes I'm seething
>>144497044The prem put these big Arsenal matches on Sunday very intentionally, we are box office probably the most watched team in the league for the past 2/3 seasons. With CL football and international breaks, Sunday games are best case scenario at this point tho
>>144497312Oh I know lad and I get it; just selfishly it upsets my weekend routine
>>144497312>The prem put these big Arsenal matches on Sunday very intentionallyIt's skykesport that moves the games
>>144497893(((They))) dont want American supporters going to church
>>144497312It's not just Arsenal. Any matchup between the "big teams" in the PL will often end up in a Sunday slot because neutrals are likely to be interested in watching it and Sky Sports wants to televise it in the UK. And if you have a Thursday European match (like we do this week, or like we did when we were in the Europa League), that typically means you won't play on a Saturday.
>>144498055>and Sky Sports wants to televise it in the UKJust fucking remove the 3PM blackout rule already.
>>144484255Can't steals something that doesn't exist.
>>144496622It's not only the English refs, la. There's barely any decent ref in the whole game.Refereeing is a lost art.
>you now remember the Tuesday Club
>eddie scoredWe should never have sold him, bring him back home!
>>144501667shut up and enjoy your >raheem sterling
>>144501667League Cup legend.
Also Nelson scored for Fulham
>>144501667>>144502008>goals against Preston and QPRThey've found their level then.
>>144446592most punchable face in footy rn
>>144502951Kind of, but at least he doesn't have a shitty personality and is a very good keeper.
>>144502951Not even the most punchable face in the squad, lad. Jesus and Sterlel are COMFORABLY in the top 2.
>>144503178jesus is 2 and sterlingard is 3 no cap
>>144501667
>still nearly 48 hours from playing again
Tottenham field a team of players who'd be bench players/reserves at artetsenal every game, don't see what all the doomposting about that match was
>>144501667Good for him
>>144496349>no Winmust have taken it after the Villa game
>>144507450fucking CL on thursday, the fuck is the point of top 4 anymore
>>144509248>Aston Villa who finished 4th get to play on Tuesday>we have to play on a ThursdayFucked up shit
just remembered neto is an arsenal player
*gets over with palace fans in the space of two games*
>>144511113Eddie will do just fine there in a system tailored to him and with a consistent run of games.
calafiori is in training, so is saka
>>144511113Eddie is great when he plays against shit teams like QPR, Sheffield United and Chelsea. He'll do well at Palace with a good run of games, he's just not what Arsenal need in a striker if we want to be winning the biggest trophies.
Based
>>144511859always rated smith
Don’t really mind Odegaard being out against City, as he’s always been anonymous wherever we’ve faced them
>>144512246Whereas the RAPIST was a big part of the goal last timeDare I say it… ARTETA IN?
>>144512260Speaking of, he's played like six or so full 90 min games in a row I'm pretty sure, in this season. Merino needs to come back fucking ASAP cause I don't think Partey is gonna last for much longer.
>>144512339The international break cannot come quick enough lelI saw Merino clapping a few days ago so he should be ready arg!I think jorghi can play tomorrow and against city, he’s always been slow as fuck, maybe they play havertz in the midfield and trossard up top tomorrow?
>>144512397>Jorginho against CityHe'll get cooked for sure
>>144512448He will but I don't think >we much choice other than to play him. Nwaneri looks promising but starting him against City will probably destroy his whole career. I know Rice will be back but having to last like 6 games before the next international break to get Merino (hopefully) back is going to tough. Not to mention what other retardedly unlucky injury is to befall other players. And to even see if Merino can integrate into the team properly without needing to take ages because he missed the whole preseason cause of Edu and got injured instantly and the last time he played in the Premier League was like 6 or 7 years ago or whatever.
Oh, and the straight red and three yellow cards that Kovacic should have gotten last game will definitely be given to >us, so that's something to look forward to.
>>144512516>>144512525Need a defensive masterclass and martinelli to get a goal againif martinelli wins us the game he gets an automatic 1-year extension
>>144512573What if Sterlel scores? I haven't mentally prepared myself for that possibility, no matter how small it may be.
>>144512712Never get attached to a loan player
>>144512977>>144512977>>144512977new
