The return of JPM. Race starts at 3:06 pm/et on USA Network.
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FIRST FOR OCEANIARACE WAR NOWGAS THE BUBBAS
>>144456203carnumber-roll who's going to be involved in the inevitable memechek-juan
Weekly> Dubs and Nascar fold before the end of the year
>muh god
>muh god>amen
>leaf anthemDisgusting
turn one crash victim roll
Wait, the LEAFS took NY?!?Amerifats BTFO.
>>144456124>>144456203kek
SVG Camhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mI8F4sQ8yuI
>Americans make a national anthem about losing a warHow's the first White House going, boyos?!?
>not a fighter jetthe US has fallen
>>144456639The jets have been sent to IZRAEHL
>>144456622>flag of country whose anthem is universally hated
>>144456622Weak b8, m8
>>144456742we are young and free mate, can you say the same?
>mrn/prn doing the grid formation by playing each driver saying their name and city of birth>svg just gets to say "shane van gisbergen" without "auckland, new zealand"kiwis starting all-out war when?
Fuck, missed muh god again?
>JPM racing againGood on em'.>SvG up frontThat nigger put on a hell of show yesterday at the end of the race.
road course racing :)
I ended up coming late... Yes, muh God. Amen.
>>144456742The only reason you know our anthem is because you had to keep listening to it in paris
Are those rain clouds?
>halal is upALLAHU AKBAR BROTHERS! May Allah, in his mercy, deliver another great race, and may you all be blessed....execpt the Jews and niggers whom I ask he immediately strike dead, of course.
Is diffey a midget?
LFG SVG
Great to see truex starting off so well here at his home town track
Diffey's accent becomes grating during the course of a full race.
WOAAAOW! I hope Ross Chastain wins with a HECKIN EPIC WATERMELON WALL RIDE!!! I love Ross and heckin wholesome chungus Trackhouse!!! GO SVG!!! #RossFansForHarris
>>144456405Not this week hunganon
>>144457177I say this and I look like this
>>144457154YOU WILL LISTEN TO THE AUSTRALIAN ACCENTYOU WILL BE HAPPYYOU WILL BOW BEFORE THE SUPERIOR AUSTRALIAN VIRILITY
>>144457177I don't think there are any wall ride opportunities at Watkins Glen. Sorry anon.
>>144457288not with that attitude
>>144457154>Diffey's accent becomes grating during the course of a full......sentance.
>>144457220I thought he was British.
Digits and somebody sends it into the pit road attenuator
BOOGITY BOOGITY BOOGITY
>>144457177>throw Zane Smith out like a piece of trash after it's already too late for him to get signed with a good teamyeah but justin marks is based
LETS GO BOWLING BOYS
Shitters.
EARLY JUAN
>KFB
SOME JUAN
HAMLEL GONNA MISS ROUND 2
>pennis shatteredGET FUCKED GAYMLIN
neat camera angle through the bus stop there
>Denny has a toe linkHA HA
DANNY IS GETTING ELIMINATED KEK
Blaneybros…we got caught up in the Juan
>LaJoieEVERY SINGLE TIME
>LeJoyWhat a shitter.
Dennis will NEVER be a Cup champion
OH NO NO NO NO DENNY AAHAHAHHAAH GET FUCKED FAGGOT
Lajoie is a goddamn shitter
>>144457066fraid so
MAJOR PLAYOFF IMPLICATIONS
LGTSS>penis hamlel
give up, Danny
>>144457379The Australian accent is the quiet shout; a Britsh accent is a loud whisper.If you don't understand, feel what your throat does when you do each.
rip camera
>denny done>blenis doneBased
Alright I'm gonna say it. Allen >>> Diffy
God dammit NBC stop playing Mechwarrior 4 Mercs music
next year for sure denny
>makeshift wooden posts to fixate the barriers out of the busstophmmmnmn
>enter an extra car for juan>now he'll finish 37th instead of 36thgod i hope dennis misses the next round by a single point
Bill Elliott on how to drive Watkins Glen:"High speed, slow, turn, and go"
>JPM back for first time in years>immediate Juan right in front of him before the completion of lap 1
>>144457988sure a few 2x4s will help there
>>144457927problem isn't really diffey or allen, problem is nbc's "scream = excitement" direction
Reminder that ultimate and final red pill is that Joe Gibbs racing are the protagonists of the cup series
>>144458131this, but it's actually 23XI
wrecky in the garage, done for the day as well
>>144458178Thank god
>>144458131Roush is the true protagonist
>>144458131Reminder that I hate the cheatin' yoders
>>144458131Andd 30 Minutes of painal assfuck in public with a broken clock at the city park you dont want to do it right.
>>144458178One less late caution to worry about.
#A11IN
>WHOOOOOAAAA
>dinger
Blaney gonna get the lastcar title the year after winning the championship.
>that's curhazyyy
>>144458231JGR is based for running Pontiacs back in the day
Ross is so good through the bus stop. Nobody was close to him there in quals yesterday either.
rolling for Kyle to do this to LaJoie when he gets back out
Go Buschhhhhhhwagon
>>144458316based and brockpilled
>3 years in>suspension components are still more fragile than bodywork
>>144458588
>>144458242
Truex needs to hold onto 3rd cuz Ross and SVG will surely pit and hand Martin the stage win.
will (You) go bowling after this race?
>>144459005>getting embarassed with a pass like that by SvG on your hometown trackPoor MTJ.
>>144459091MTJ became shit the moment he stopped shaving and started to look like one of the actors at civil war reenactments
Look here you race car watching grease monkey. You will go to you local bowling alley this week and bowl a couple games or I will knock your dome smooth the fuck off and use your head as as my main ball for the rest of the year. Capeesh?
Good for Truex Jr. to win the first stage on his hometrack, hope this continues for the remainer of his homerace
Very cool to see Truex win a stage at his hometrack
>>144459184WHO DO YOU THINK YOU ARE I AM
So the stage wins I'm ambivalent about but the cautions that come after the stages is gay a fuck.
>>144459298>>144459317Must be special for him to have such a good race in front of his home town fans one last time
>>144459463Especially at road courses where they fuck up the pit strategy. Just award "stage" points in qualifying. It's a perfect fit for road courses.
>>144459463They removed the stage cautions last year, drivers complained, and they're back again.
MRN is advertising a VIP trip to "Go Bowling ®" with Almirola and Allmendinger.Who would you all go bowl with?
>>144459029>>144459184>>144459653No. I refuse to wear those silly looking shoes
>>144459653Kim Burton if she agreed to wear sandals instead of bowling shoes.
>>144459653Toni and Hailie
>>144459653Chastain and we use watermelons
RADIO STYLE
I would go bowl with Jamie Little where I could watch her MAN HANDS slide into those 3 holes over and over again and just imagine the destruction they would do to my THROBBING MEMBER.
>>144459812Member of what ? Pony club?
Based throbbing member poster
Video games and anime
>>144459653Al Mir Allah is a total bro, down with pork, and punches uppity niggers. No question about it...
>tyler reddit
>>144459935based
>>144459577>drivers complainedAny who did are bitchass motherfuckers that should be kicked out of motorsports, but we all know who really complained.
>>144460030When was Turkey! supposed to air?
>montoya 14thnice and steady
Do you have a bend in your erection, anon?
>>144460131>races F1 and wins>races Indy and wins>races NASCAR and wins>races sports cars and winsDude is one of the best of all time.
>>144460371
>>144460371>big juan>smol pic
Will Truex win at his home track today?
Toyota can't /turnright/.
Make yourself a mid-race snack during the stage break.
Rogue wheel
KWAB
>wheel loose on pit roadThat's a paddling.
amigobros...
amigo bros...
NOOOOOOOO
se acabo
Just get out and push
NOOOOOOOOO
Worldwidebros…
boo
>suarez fucks his teammates running 1-2wew
mi amigo solo necesita más tiempo
Do they still suspend crew chiefs for tires rolling out of bounds? If so Brad is screwed
THIS IS WHY WE NEED A WALL!!!!!!!!!
Goddammit suarez
>>144460931too late
>>144460931Hes a us citizen now
>>144460915O.K. the rule did change>"The rule for a detached wheel changed before the 2023 season. Previously, a four-race suspension was handed to the offending team's crew chief. Starting this season, the penalty means two-race suspensions for pit-crew members and a two-lap penalty if the wheel detaches on the track."
Amigos no me siento bien>Corrimos como nunca>Chocamos como Siempre
SVG can still win r...right?
>>144461192Goodyear fucking sucks at making a soft tire so he can just stay out and "surprise" everyone by having 0 tire falloff and remain in the top 10
>>144456783>>144456995if it wasnt for us you'd be speaking Japanese assholes
>>144461079solo queda una esperanza
SVG is gonna have to finish in first place if he’s going to win this race
>koile
>I thought I was cautiouspffhaha
Bubba's going to the back of the bus
>>144461192This puts him in a position where he will have to drive like a maniac at the end of the race to win, and we all know how that goes.....KINO!
Juan Pablo Montoya top 10
Random question because my search results keep redirecting me to his Supercar listings. Do they do diecast models for all the paint schemes for drivers? Might want to start getting SVGs cars
I for one am hoping for 10 meme overtimes and a meme Montoya win
>>144461505>>144461621
>Hamlin
retire old man>cheerskek
>Dennisand the crowd goes wild
>James DennisAGAIN
cawshon for what?
>caution for this
Does this help ross and svg
>>144461568https://www.lionelracing.com/drivername/Shane-van-Gisbergen
fedex-car looking like most fedex-packages I receive
Thanks for giving amigo his lap back ;-;
>no falloff
bro he crashed again?
>>144461568they do put them up for pre-order and if they meet minimum order quantity they produce them, for a reference from pre-order to release takes around 9 months, the 1/64 from this race is already available
>>144461790Thank you very much anon.
>>144461833Thank you too
>Denny trying to make Bread lift while going 3 wide in a corner
>lajoie 4thWtf
>77 P7
>>144462042The chaos must continue.
Drinking a beer and eating fried fish sandwiches bros.
Any direct streams that still work?
>>144462139https://pastebin.com/WzZUpayj
There is a new poll on the NASCAR app."Will he [Hamlin] rebound at Bristol to make the Round of 12?"And the results are in.74% say NO.
kino top six
>>144462203desu I wouldn’t be surprised if Dennis wins at Bristol
>>144462176Oh so they do still work, neat.
>>144462139Halal 2 brother.
>>144462255Why dont you neck neck yourself, brownie?
Tire conditions are just a myth
PROSPER
BRING HIM IN WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING
If buescher wins and shits on the playoff system it will be a based display
>>144462351TEXAS
>>144462402Buescher and chastain should have been in the playoffs
TRAVIS WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR
>lell
Based
The Imitator strikes again
>BellKWAB
Dillon is a turbo faggot
>>144462255Dont't watch wokecar anymore. I believe they aren't happy with it is because they don't want to give the good old days when Speedweeks matters to entertain the fans is that short tracks are killing the time to enjoy February like we as fans do that's all the problem is. Ain't same sense Dale died.
Dillon is turbo based
>Ryobi green colored car kills the Dewalt car.
PTGIYMYATR3
>>144462607>nascar drivers back thenmacho men and dads the children could look up to>nascar drivers nowneurotic sandpapered fruitcakes this says a lot about our society
TOTAL TOYOTA DEATH
>>144462402*If LaJoie wins
Michael McChad surge
LaJoie will need to pit right?
Hocevar is going to be 2nd after pit stops?
>>144462803everyone up to 14th is short
Reddit hates Dillon therefore he's based
>>144462713>killing JPM
>juan and memechek next to each other
svg ahead of chastain but 5 sec behind busher
>Bet $100 on SVG winning>Chastain is actively outrunning him and blocking all advances, against all oddsKiwibros?
>>144462914You're good buddy
>>144462914I knew a guy who bet like 10 cents on Burton winning at Daytona and he won like 70 bucks
>>144462846I think buescher is good till the end
is thre any downside of taking too much protein a day ? just made 5 shakes today
>>144462914your money coming. I got him at +550
>no Toyotas in the top 15Based race.
Not really, the excessive amount is shitted out. The only issue I think is that you might shit bricks.
>>144463000>>144463067
>>144463067?????
What are the odds of ot finish today
we need a "Cawshun"
GET THAT WIN STICKER CHRIS
>>144463067thx bro
>>144463176Should have punched that fucker in the gut for being a cunt and ruining his season by being an asshole.
Fucking government cucked sport betting so they only allow their own shit and that dont have nascar online. wanted to bet on SVG
>SvG doing it againThat nigger can drive!
>>144463294Sad! >the hockey arena near me is going to get renovations to build a sports betting counter
what happened to jpm? he was in the top 10 for long?
rolling for who causes the late cawshun
Would love it if NASCAR got a wildcard round for Bathurst to further build the professional relationship. Also the kino
>>144463315maybe catch but will be hard to pass. hes not +0.3-0.5 much faster
wood bros bros...
>Burton
could he drive any faster bruh
>tire already coming apart before announcers even mentioned it>"It's still on"
S V G VG
>caution for thisshould be a penalty for the driver
>>144463411wildcard round at bathurst and motegi
This is going to get dumb
who's ready for green white checkers for the next hour
>>144463411>NASCAR got a wildcard round for BathurstThat would be pure kino, and they should spend the money to make it happen, but (((they))) won't, sadly.
>>144463411Larson/SVG entry at Bathurst would make me bust.
>>144463415>yeller flagHERE WE GOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!
Amigos there's still some hope>inb4 we turn bubbles into a nigger missile and take half the field
Scheduled caution
SVG's tyres aren't gonna be a factor after they waste 4 laps of caution.
>>144463602>Larson/SVG/Wincups run the Bathurst 12 hourToo much kino for mortal men.
>>144463616>turn bubbles into a nigger missile and take half the field
>suarez is on the Round of 4th literallyi see that there wont be yoders at phoenix this year
I’ll kms myself live on zynga if there’s a nascar overmeme
lajoie is gonna commit a terrorist act on the restart again
>bread
LITTLE JUAN
lmao they got unhooked and both drive off
>>144463722well?
>Bread and Billy Out
BREAD DEAD
>>144463602>>144463688Now this is kino
>Races without car going airborne: 0
>is that barrier high enough?>sure, nobody gets launched there>
>>144463722I'll visit your grave in farmville
Fuck, that wheel almost got into bread's seat
I was shitting bricks thinking the tire was in the window
>>144463722Post link
Alot of people hate the "playoffs" but the indycar season was decided by a loose seatbelt and holy shit wacky wreck
Can we get a Keselowski incar from when the tire hit the window net?
>wheel in window netThank you heckin Science!
>jet dryers on the track
>>144463851shouldnt the "season" simply be decided by whoever earns the most money with their finishes?
>>144463722That's never the answer, anon. Jesus, and the ghost of Dale love you. Never forget that.
>>144463851Who won
>>144463895How ya doing King Richard?
I miss this lil nigga like you wouldn't believe
Softer tyres are dogshit for the reason of the marbles. It reduces the track to a single lane.They should go back to their old harder tyre, or maybe just give the team one set of soft tyres per race for them to use when they want to.
>>144463889>and juan Montoya on the track
>>144463895>indy 500 winner is the de facto champbased
so there's a real chance we could a have le mans 1955 situation with this car, and people (mainly joonya) were saying cars going airborne wasn't a real issue
>>144463933Race: Colon HurterSeason: Alex the Palou
>>144463986If it didn’t happen when Austin Dillon went into the fence at Daytona it’s not gonna happen at the Glen
Tire wear is great here, but the marbles are a legit hazard out there. As soon as the 22 got forced outta line he was on skates.
As absurd as it sounds, I actively look forward to seeing NY Racing on track. But only because I want to see how far they can go before they run themselves into the ground for real this time.
>>144464023the catchfence at road courses isn't nearly as strong as on ovals
All three Spire cars are in the top ten wtf
>>144463987>Alex Palou Don’t care for that guy since he’d rather be mired back in the rear field in muh formula 1 muh peak of motorsports than win championships in indycar
>>144464097Incoming Hocevar & LaJoie 1/2 finish
>>144464080It is at road America when the Indy lights car went into the fence at turn 5
>4 to goXfin was kino, and cup will be kino too this week.Allah has surely blessed us!
>>144464117He won THREE Indycar championships already though.
>>144464128
>red dick
OVERTIME
oh wow how surprising
>Red Dick and KRYLE
O V E R T I M E L O L
crash
And orgetime, restarts will continue until morale improves
why cawshon for some backmarker shitters?
Ross held on about as well as he could on that restart.
JEN
CHECKERS OR WRECKERS FAGGOTS!!!!!!!!
>it's an everyone goes full retard at the end of a road race episodeyou guys know what's next right? Hocevar going full retard at the front of the field.
>>144461621Please god let me be right. That would be so fucking funny>also that tantrum burnout by kyle lol
>>144464252Hopefully he torpedoes buescher
Why are NASCAR drivers so retarded
>>144464271agreed
>>144464280They’re known shitters on road courses
i love this track so fucking much its unreal
>>144464285call bubba a filthy fucking nigger and post the reactions or go back
If Hocefart sneaks by and wins this I will shit
>>144464280>>144464298https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a-dQc134Z-Q
This has been the most chaotic start of the round of 16 I've seen since I started watching this semen slurping sport in 2014
SVG needs to improve his restarts
>>144464388Hi Steve
>>144464388he's too respectful, should use the bumper with the 17
JUANITO
E S S V E EG E E
SVG
SVG LEADS
>>144464388THERE IT IS
SEND HIM TO THE BARRIER AT TURN ONE
ohhhhhh shiiiiiittt~~~~~~~~
OH SHIT
RUBBIN' IS RACIN'
this sucks
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
SVKWAB
What the hell is that top 5
BUESCHER
PROSPERBROS
>>144462914anon...
LOLGG
KINO
Fuck SVG
KIIIINO!!!!!!!!CUP DELIVERS!!!!!!!!!
POPULATION OF 30000
NOW THAT WAS RACING! PRAISE SVG AND BUESCHER!
Good shit. Roughed each other up but didn't wreck
Still 2nd
clean, aggressive racing. HY VEE HONDURR
>peewee
>ywn hail from Prosper, TX
>>144464527I'm killing myself
lol this is on 100% svgif he does not fuck up he wins
the bus stop killed Saint Van Gisbergen :(sad
That was awesome car control from SVG
>>144464579double down on bradk dega win anon. you know you have the money to
SVG wheeled that shit
B U I L DSUBMARINES
I ain't even mad. First year racing in NASCAR and learning well. Next year is going to be fun
>>14446457990% of gamblers quit right about they're about to hit it big
>>144464615If wasn't for that, but still GOOD SHIT.Also ASSCAR finally let Ross race the way he wants again.All of Trackhouse deserves the memeoffs next year.
WEDIDITBOYS
good for buescher
ambrose-keselowski 2.0
>>144464644you think rick allen wouldve helped the situation?
Certified kino boys. Great battle between SVG and Chris. God I love WGI.
Lot of shakeups today
Good race. NASCAR really needs to get their shit together with these cautions though. 4 laps per caution is just retarded.
ALLAHU AKBAR BROTHERS! Thank Allah for an awesome race, and, inshallah, I will see you again next week! May Allah, in his mercy, bless you all....except the Jews and niggers, of course!
I hope Truex retires and cuts a promo on Steve Phelps, the Playoffs, and Jim France
>>144464713He would've WOAH'd and Buescher would've choked the last turn
Lets mention what a clusterfuck denny hamlin was today
>>144464756If Suarez wins or stays above top 20 he is pretty much at top 4
>>144464818lotta actions detrimental to playoff implications
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The way SVG races in these Kaulig shitboxes, he's gotta be the overwhelming favorite at every single road race next year in a superior Trackhouse ride.
> Austin Cindric & Alex Bowman outperforming championship favouritesI dont even..
Was not expecting the Yoders to go to complete shit once the playoffs started.
>>144464904Mental fatique
>>144464879I think he's actually running Trackhouse kit in the cup races, and not the Kaulig kit he's running in Xfin.
>>144464880Penske 3-PEAT is inevitable
>>144464756Penske 3 peat incoming
>>144464958but he wears kaulig suit
>>144464992>>144464994
>>144464756what is the advantage of such a shitty and confusing system again ?
>>144465102Basically to jack up ratings because of NFL season
>>144465169The (((suits))) who run this series believe that, but contrary to belief there is no metric, whether it be television audiences, attendance, or otherwise, to illustrate that the final 2.5 months of the NASCAR season has experienced higher levels of interest due to a "playoff" structure.NASCAR will never be a stick-and-ball sport no matter how much it tries.
>>144465431>>144465169Really workshttps://www.sportsmediawatch.com/2023/11/nascar-ratings-2023-recap-viewership-down-phoenix-finale/
