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Please join me in watching the Sunday Night special: the Burrs of Chicago in Houston against my Texies.

Early thread for maximum comfiness. Bears coming off an unlikely W last week in a wide open division. Texans looking to make a playoff run.

Inb4 >stream. It's on national TV and you must be 18 to post here. Kickoff in 90 bings
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Shit teams
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as always, post what you're sipping to enjoy this game
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Who the fuck thought this should be a prime time game?
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>>144466556
welcome in (:
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My texies (:
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I may have started thread too early. Fellow houstonchads have not entered
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>>144466493
LETS FUCKING GO!!!!! I got banana pudding
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>>144467041
happy sunday fren
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>>144466556
I saw your punk ass post in other game threads, you a bitch, thought you was just unique to us, but you aint
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>>144467109
Glad you made the thread, fren.
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>>144467181
it's so damn hot. I thought we were done with this shit
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Is the Texies C playing or not? Asking for Andrew Billings.
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>>144467287
Nah, we got teased, but there have been a shit ton of crickets showing up and there is an old wives tale that says it will be a cold winter
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>>144467383
scruggs is out, patterson is in for him
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>>144467383
No he is out
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why is the AFC so tough when the NFC is complete shit? watching the KC/CIN game right now
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Spoiler: Texans win barely by the skin of their teeth again
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>>144466493
I'll join you anon as promised
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>>144467847
>implying last week wasn't essentially a blowout except for dragons by AR
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>>144467930
2 points isn't a blowout
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>>144467847
A win is a win
>>144467930
We need dragon slayers this week
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>>144468145
I actually watched the game though my good nigga
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Bears' orange helmets are hideous.
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Fucking hate this ugly ass orange jersey, bring back the 40s throwback ffs
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>>144467910
thanks for joining the comfiness
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>>144468330
The C needs to be blue, no idea why it's black.
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Actual shit teams
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ive watched football all day
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>>144468343
I was surprised there was a decent number of NFL followers when I was in Budapest. Have some csirkepaprikás for me
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>>144468402
Actual retard.
This is a Superb Owl preview.
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>>144466572
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NM6AeW8ok6E
with vodka. Changing it up and taking it light.
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my pats would get booty blasted by both these shit teams
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holy shit this nigger is gayer than aids
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>CALEB IS THE FIRST ROOKIE TO WIN HIS FIRST GAME SINCE 2002

bears won in spite of shitleb
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My hope for the bears season is at a 10. Just need mediocre play from Caleb and we’ll be on our way.
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>>144468415
Glad I'm single. How do guys not get dumped/cheated on during football season, kek
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Any good /bets/ for tn? I’m thinking diggs probably has good odds since people still underrate him
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>>144468489
Looks mulatto, probably a white mom. Guaranteed zest. Many such cases.
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>black qbs
>black commentator
>cuck commentator
>most cucked channel on TV that openly hates White people
Sigh...
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>>144468550
My fiancée goes to her parents to watch football with her family and I stay home and relax. Which usually involves me not being sure what to do with the time and wasting it watching tv
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>>144468415
as it should be, as it is written
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>>144468421
Thanks for reminding me to ask my grandma to make some
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>>144468550
My wife watches with me, gets blitzed and throws shit at the tv
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>>144468622
>My fiancée goes to her parents to watch football with her family and I stay home and relax
She going to Tyrones hahaha
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>septum ring
Why is everyone gay now
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>>144468703
I love your wife.
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Campbell is a cuck for doing an interracial Applebee's commercial
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>>144468550
It works out for me and my partner. I get to watch football all day and she’ll usually do her own thing like go get a workout in with her yoga instructor, run some errands, grab drinks with her friends. By the time she gets home she’s exhausted LOL so I get to stay up and watch the night game :) go chiefs btw
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>>144468705
No no she’d never do that. Once we finally have sex she’ll be fully convinced to spend time with me
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>black qbs
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>>144468780
I lol every time
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da bears
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>>144468780
That's all it takes to make redditors lose their minds, kek
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Remember guys, he won that game last week...not the defense or special teams..
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>>144468751
>>144468770
Two cuck posts? Bear fans are something else
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Stay Strong Panthers fans just look away
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>>144468855
kek we don't get that in our normal texies threads
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Texans 26
Bears 10
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>>144468780
WHY??? Do they really need the doot points that badly?
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My bears will win this game
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>big mac, thai junior chicken, large fries, medium root beer
yeah i'm thinking perfect order
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>>144468882
Nope, cant say ive seen that, Bear fans are the Super Cuck champions in my book now
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>>144468887
way to doxx yourself with license plate faggot
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Hello my fellow god fearing Texanbros. Let’s get this bread again tonight. Probably going to be a lot more people here so no comfy thread :(
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>>144468887
What.
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>>144468924
>Thnking it's mine

What a retard
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>>144468928
as long as the frens are all here, it's still a comfy thread. what part of houston you posting from?
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I cannot stand this 8 ft tall annoying black bitch on NBC
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All of you better have attended Mass today.
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Bears will make Joe Mixon look like the mid shitter that he is.
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There’s only one Texan I’m a fan of
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>>144468924
Tell us who that plate belongs too. Also, doggo post
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>>144468986
Jesus is Lord, my friend

>>144469088
your doge is very pretty, 10/10 would pet
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>>144468986
My King
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>>144469147
She would accept your pets with a tail wag
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Who TF thought this was a good SNF game?
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WAITING ALL DAY FOR A BBC!
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>>144469217
A lot of people had Caleb not played like shit week 1.
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Official spcord

https://discord.gg/uMNgxQDq
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ALL TEAMS REPORT IN
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>>144466493
has Carrie Underwood ever taken a BBC?
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>WAITIN ALL DAY
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I would smash Carrie Underwood
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HEY JACK ITS A FACT
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>>144469246
My Steelers :)
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I love SNF. I don't drink until the 2nd half. Good way to drown the sadness of my team getting embarrassed today
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can we stop whit this cracka ass song now? the nfl has been a black league for years
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Asuka
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>>144468956
Just west of the Galleria in the Tanglewood area
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>>144469226
This is also not in my normal Texan comfy thread, so Bears fans are cucks and jews?
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which of these zesty ass niggas will win?
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where is everyone?
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>>144469255
This but Temujin instead.
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it's texan time
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I got Stroud winnin’ tonight
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>>144466493
Texans have a legit chance this year to be the best fooball team in the country
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>>144469262
Someone make a Texans version
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There should be a Gruden simulcast so I don't have to listen to Collinsworth
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>>144466493
My wife's son just walked into the living room and asked me if I scheduled his seasonal covid 19 vaccine appointment and saw the opening graphic with Caleb and CJ and said "wow, people who look like me can be NFL QBs"
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battle of the mutts
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ITALIAN AMERICAN HERO MIKE "THE MULIGNAN" TIRICO
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>>144469017
insanely based
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>>144469285
>>144469274
>>144469272
Houstonchads desperately trying to keep the thread comfy before /sp/ ruins it
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>>144469253
She's not like that.
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>>144469296
Brave and stunning
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>>144469305
stroud is a full nigger
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GO BEARS!!!! CALEB DON'T BUST!!!
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>>144469313
you fags have like 4 heb's
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>>144469296
kek
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>>144469313
REMEMBER THE ALAMO!!!!!!!
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>>144469272
Proud of your goy!
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>>144469296
>>144469305
is stroud a mutt or just light skinned black?
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>>144469305
NBC's wet dream
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Texans 24 Byurrs 7
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shit teams why is this SNF?
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Dubs and Caleb busts all over the Texans tonight in a win
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Bears bros, Caleb is the next Bryce Young, and deep inside you know it.
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>>144469321
Whites are in dire straits nowadays, eventually Jalen Hurts will be considered white.
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>>144469345
Based fellow SAnon
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>>144469308
>complete denial about being black until it became cool
what a hack
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The hell happened to Mike Tirico? He looks like he aged 10 years since last season.
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>>144469355
light skinned black is a mutt
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>>144469355
blasian
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>>144469355
Black all the way, his dad is in prison, naturally
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>>144468492
And yet you'll hear more about this gay negro than anyone else tonight.
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>>144469284
who
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>>144469371
Caleb at least has an NFL body and doesn't look like a literal HS freshman kicker
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WALLED
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>>144469335
Not here in San Antonio. We have them all.
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>>144466615
texans won a playoff game. it's a good time to show off new talent instead of showing the niners, chiefs, jets every primetime game
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Single moms
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>>144469391
Hasn't been able to molest any women
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>>144469392
no it isn't retard, africans aren't all the same color
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>>144469367
The most hyped #1 pick in recent memory vs. budding young star QB
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>>144469410
Caleb is only 6' which is short for QBs
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>>144469296
I got my sh*ts together
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I can't tell either of these women's ethnicity
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Boo-urrs!!
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>>144469371
I don't think caleb will be good but this is ridiculous
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This nigga's hair is silly, looks like a dog
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>>144469313
I'm too far north to have an HEB. We have Uniteds here.
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>>144469407
Ghengis Khan
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>>144467847
fuck you i just bet the max spread allowed (-16.5) for the texans
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>>144469416
the only time ive genuinely felt like a minority as a white dude was in an SA heb.

t. austin
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nappy hair is so disgusting looking
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>>144469430
Which is which?
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>>144469381
Hey SAnon, never see you in the Texans thread... You a Cowboys fan?
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Gayears are going to get bent over
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>>144469313
the bottom one needs to be 3 times bigger because it's that important
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>>144469438
Why not? They both were #1 picks because of (((media hype)))
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56% American
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who scheduled this and why aren't they fired
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>>144469431
He's similar sized to Montana or Brees, size should not be an issue. He got passes tipped last week because Bears IOL got demolished by Simmons/Sweat.
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My Raiders would bootyblast these shit teams
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Why is the roof never open? Too hot?
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which team has the hottest cheerleaders?
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>>144469416
mfw I learned it was a law that only HEB could operate a grocery store in San Antonio
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>>144469416
We have more HEB's per capita in Waco
100k population, / 5 HEB's = 20k per HEB.
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>>144469466
NBC just wanted two black QBs
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>>144469323
*I changed my mind and am rooting for the Texans actually, sorry. Forgot Eberflus is your coach.
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Caleb is zesty ngl. He got a little too much koolaid in his tank
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do you think football cheerleaders will survive the decade?
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>>144469246
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>>144469448
Im white, we are out numbered, but that happened once before in history, and we know how that ended
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Why are the Bears dressed like the Browns?
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new kickoff rules SUCK
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>stats show it's STILL not worth it to return the kick vs touchback
thanks Gooddell
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Da Bears went from being /sp/‘s favorite team to the quintessential homosexual man team

Not surprised tbqhwy
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>>144466493
FAGGOT Williams
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Why is the roof off what the fuck is this shit absolute fucking fix to rattle my boy Caleb.
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would bang mama stroud
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>>144469451
I'll let you decide
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>>144469484
Yes because there aren’t any fatties. Yet.
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I'm a Cowboys fan but I want Houston to do well.

I their logo is pretty cool and serious.
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THE ohio state university
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>>144469420
exactly this
don't let me down not the cowboys
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I thought Texans were playing the Bears today why are the Bengals on the field rn?
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>Caleb's mum is black
Whys he so lightskinned then?
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Holy fuck how do the Texans have so many receivers
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>2 black QBS
It's gonna be a slurper.
Collinsworth's mouth is already watering.
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God those orange Bears jerseys are so fucking ugly.
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>>144469496
>quintessential homosexual man team
that would be whatever aaron Rodgers team currently is.
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>paid peacock account buffers and lags
>free stream east stream runs perfectly


Stallman bros we win again
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>>144469476
Haha, nah Walmarts exist here as well. That fucking jumping faggot....
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>>144469313
I'm not ashamed to admit that I went to Blinn for 2 years specifically because of Blue Bell
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>>144469488
>it's the same thing
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>>144469485
>he's a biracial nigger
then you should've just said that the first time numbnuts
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>>144469452
Nah, I moved here from Houston like 4 months ago
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>>144469512
BWC
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>>144469246
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Did anybody get a snap of that Texan cheerleader???
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>>144469517
This.
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>>144469520
he likes women
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>>144469495
it's an extra 5 yards vs a possible touchdown it makes no sense to let them return it
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I wouldn't be surprised to see Stroud start barking like a dog. He looks like a dog
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stroud boys stand by
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>>144469512
He lightens his skin tone like Beyounce.
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which team is whiter? I don't know who to root for.
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My Chiefies would booty blast these SHIT teams
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that goatee is horrible
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>>144469532
Ahhhh good, good, well welcome then
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>Stroud was born on October 3, 2001, in Rancho Cucamonga, California, the youngest of four children.[1][2] In 2016, his father, Coleridge Bernard Stroud III, received a 38-years-to-life sentence after pleading guilty to kidnapping, carjacking and robbery in connection with a drug-related incident under California's three-strikes law.[3] As of 2023, his father has been incarcerated since Stroud was in middle school,[2][4] and is serving his sentence in Folsom State Prison near Sacramento. The incarceration sent the Stroud family into severe financial debt; they lived in a small apartment above a storage facility as Stroud entered Rancho Cucamonga High School.[5][6][7]
Does this happen in your country?
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Texans vs... The Browns.
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>>144469520
>The team that loved to get buttfucked by Rodgers twice per year is not gay
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THE NECK
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>>144469522
Nigger stop defaming my hometown with your with your tripfaggotry.
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>>144469529
yeah that's a mutt. both qbs are mutt niggers. like mahomo and love, and prescott
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RAIDERS would booty blast both of these teams.
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This is now a Big Burrs Thread
>We Cain
>We still miss Mitchie
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>>144469551
Not a Chiefs fan stfu
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y do the logos have half veils over them?
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Nice elite defense you got there shitcongo
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>>144469550
For that become a fan of Montana or South Dakota State
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>>144469540
BUMP
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>>144466493
Shit teams
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Chat should I get a Bowers Jersey or a Max Crosby jersey?
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We got cute but it worked
Big Joe my beloved
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>It's a Collinsworth game
Time for comfy
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Those bears orange unis look absolutely fucking awesome
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>>144469565
Hahahaha you need to lurk more this isnt a tripname
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What's up with Nike and their need to make these gay ass special number fonts for every team?
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>>144469575
I believe you, yo
I don't know why, but I do.
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>>144469576
Mitchie
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>>144469559
>He was born in 2001
>Im older than football players now
Time is flying by...
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The WHAT?
Why can't these faggots just name their school and move on/
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Why is the IQ of anons in nfl threads 30 points lower than cfb threads?
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I AM DRIKING CHOCALATE MILK MIXED WITH PEPSI
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>>144469604
this but bbc
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mitchie mania
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>>144469599
PLEASE buy more jerseys PLEASE GOD
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>>144469246
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Signature scheduled Texans false start
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>>144469604
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>>144469504
The fact that they're called the Commanders now is why I don't give a fuck about this cucked-ass sport anymore.
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>>144469610
you have to graduate to watch cfb
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>>144469604
OOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
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>>144469604
GOD I wish that was me (the girl)
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>>144469621
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My reffies would booty blast both of these shit teams if they were playing the chiefs.
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>>144469605
just wait until people younger than you start retiring
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>>144469521
>stream east
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Going to Whataburger. You guys want anything?
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>>144469604
This is the gayest video I have literally ever seen
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Why is it allowed to even televise Chicago bears games? This should be illegal
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>>144469610
/nfl/ has a higher football IQ, /cfb/ doesn't know ball, but yeah hardcore NFL fans are fucking stupid as a rock.
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>>144469647
>.co
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least watched SNF game this season
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I really miss her bros.
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>>144469629
There needs to be another team named the Masters
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>>144469649
A hot dog >>144469604
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>>144469649
Monterey melt
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>>144469649
Dave’s Double from Wendy’s
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>>144469638
Chiefs have the refs, Texans have Jesus
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>>144469604
imagine having foreskin
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>>144469649
I’ll have two number 9s, a number 9 large, a number 6 with extra dip, a number 7, two number 45s, one with cheese, and a large soda.
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Pineapple my beloved
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>>144469664
She must look BRUTAL now
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>>144469657
you should see what I have on my phone then
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They should move the goalposts back again
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>>144469649
Patty melt
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a 56 yard fg most like a 64 yard fg
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My Saints would bootyblast both these shit teams.
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>>144469649
No, since the family sold it to some yankees, I don't go there anymore.
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>>144469649
Yeah I want them to build one on the east coast
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>>144469647
why would you be gay if you like trains? trains are pretty cool desu senpai baka
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>>144469662
yes, that is the correct website, the .tv and .net ones are scams
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>>144469659
it's almost as bad as when the broncos had like 8 prime time games 2 years ago
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>>144469617
You said it. I have no appetite for other ones, just black ones. I have more of an appetite for BBC than for food
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>>144469680
Everyone had Jesus
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>>144469612
it tastes better with coke. pepsi carbonation reacts and makes a weird foam (yes i know the ratio). also i hope you are drinking it with a twizzler for a straw. also go bears.
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Bears trying their best to channel the Longhorns with their uniform choice
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>>144469649
A1 burger, they say they dont make it anymore but they do... They do...
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>>144469649
shut the fuck up
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>>144469647
filtered
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>>144469647
I literally bing searched streameast because I am drunk as fuck and I’m watching it just fine
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>>144469649
Honey butter chicken strip sandwich
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>>144469649
Gimme a HBCSS
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>game is being broadcast for free over the airwaves
>muh stream

why are /sp/ posters such retards?
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>>144469701
it's .gd now
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>>144469649
buffalo ranch chicken strip sandwich on brioche, toasted both sides, with grilled onions and grilled jalepenos, side of onion rings, large dr pepper shake
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>>144469711
Has Jesus... Everyone has Jesus
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>Ref & Umps check in
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>>144469610
>muh black QBs
Reddit
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I'm mad these YouTube commercials are going to ruin Sunday Morning for me from hearing it so much.
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>>144469691
they should get rid of field goals and replace it with a minigame
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>endless Kamabla ads
please end this election already
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>>144469722
then you're using an insecure browser
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>>144469728
it's just zoomers
they watch movies on their phones lmao
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Why does Lebron James have white spatter on his shirt?
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A NEW WAY FORWARD
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>political ad
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>>144469718
You just say
>No mustard
And there is no mustard
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>>144469746
I’m using Microsoft edge
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>>144469649
double order of fries and a chocolate milk shakei already have the burger
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>>144469742
IT's same bullshit message Biden had in 2020.
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Good to get to play a team like the Falcons next week
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>browser based streams
>/sp/
lmao /tv/ stays winning.
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>>144469666
Satanic trips of truth
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>>144469711
the Chiefs have forsaken J-dawg in favor of reffie worship
that's violation of the 1st commandment
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>>144469750
He's really "tuned in" like a plasterer's radio
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DONALD TRUMP SHOT AGAIN! IT'S WORSE THIS TIME
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Apologize to Derek Carr.
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>>144469757
>pathetic orange life
this is a funny combination of words im ngl
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>>144469649
hint
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>>144469733
You rang?
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finally found it that car commercial has been bugging me since last week
https://www.albinoblacksheep.com/video/moveyourfeet
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what does everyone think about related
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Is USC the meme school?
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>>144469795
THAT WEBSITE IS STILL AROUND?!?!?!?!
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>>144469767
Um no sweaty. She's the plucky underdog who has no power to do the things she's promising to do if elected.
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Are the Chicago Bears Donald Trump? They're orange
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>>144469767
nah, in 2020 they were saying "vote blue no matter who", now they're saying "vote for kamala, nobody has to know"
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I could HEEM everyone itt with one hand behind my back!
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>>144469761
do not redeem, sar
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Caleb gonna get his shit pushed in?
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>Caleb Williams completed a pass
It’s so over Texiebros
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>>144469800
>eating a hamburger made by another person
turn in your racist card fag
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>>144469795
Did you really just link to fucking albinoblacksheep
Which itself just has a YouTube video embedded
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>>144469800
Been going there since 2009, superior TEXAN version of in & out. Also serves fresh Jalapenos on burger which is the best IMO
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>>144469820
cringe
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>>144469820
me on the left
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>>144466572
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>>144469820
taking the cowboys loss hard huh?
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I already had peacock because I've been binge watching ruthless aggression era wwe shows
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>>144469800
Burgers are mid for me its Jersey Mike's I usually get a cold and hot sub and kill them both
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Is Colinsworth gonna suck Caleb's dick like he does Mahomes?
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O my goodness what will the advertisers think?
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I want to get slapped in the face by a thick one
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APOLOGIZE
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>Nico Suave
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Is Caleb legit?
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>>144469845
Hahaha, got'em
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>>144469856
also go texans
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Caleb is going to be a good NFL QB
t. neutral
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Malik Willis > Caleb Williams
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I don't care how bad this Oline is. Swift is ASS
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sorry Swift, you're probably feeling not being behind a godly O-Line anymore
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don't forget, Anthony Richards threw for 250 yards against this toxins D
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>>144469547
Beware of the dog in him
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>>144469850
You mean is he going to say complimentary things about good play? Probably, retard
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>>144469849
how fat are you
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>>144469846
YEAH
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>>144469862
peak reddit
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>>144469880
No, I mean literally suck his dick.
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Blatant hold by o-line there wtf
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>>144469879
Does that machine still exist?
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>>144469840
that's what i remembered it from 20 years ago kek
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damn this texans defence is trash
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>>144469893
literally?
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>>144469881
>butter in fridge
wat
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>>144469869
I did indeed get him :)
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>>144469873
When will NFL teams learn to stop paying ex-Eagles o-line babbys?
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Bearsbros, Caleb is him
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>Caleb throwing dots
Surely he's due for an INT? Surely...
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>>144469862
Kid Rock is rich as fuck he lives in a replica of the white house that's made out of solid gold
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Did they just play the undertakers theme?
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Erm.. calebhater sisters..? Our response?!
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collinsworth is unlistenable the way he cock gobbbles ever qb
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>>144469862
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>>144469906
>eating so much butter that you go through it before it grows mold
you have a problem
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Where’s Odunze?
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Well, Caleb does look better tonight
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Don't forget to have some Aldi protein powder after a hard day of watching football
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Bears have 0 run game. This does not bode well?
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>>144469881
5'9 155lbs
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>>144469908
It's only for nostalgia
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>>144469917
so is elon musk, doesn't stop them from seething for going against their programming
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My wife's boss is making her work late tonight. What should I order for dinner?
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>>144469868
PLEASE tell me there's a cock hiding underneath there
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>>144469898
Yeah but the Toxins aren't the chiefs.
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>>144469906
you keep one stick out and leave the rest in the fridge
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Just got here... why'd the Bears field the Browns?
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>Swift
>Isn't swift
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>>144469914
>jets failed Becton
>has a single camp with Eagles
>moves to guard
>could be all pro this year
StoutCHAD does it again
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>>144469931
Why would you need a run game when you have a 1st ballot HoF QB?
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>>144469935
pizza
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The wife just gave me a blowjob, my Raiders embarrassed a garbage black QB, and my fantasy team beat my biggest rival. Today was good.
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>>144469844
just chugging irish cream, anon? pretty based ngl
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>>144469905
When he said 'literally,' he literally meant literally.
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some zesty handoffs so far
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>>144469928
It's ON double chocolate for me
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>>144469922
>>144469862
>samefagging
yikes
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>>144469935
Cock ring.
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>>144469919
we just had to wait :)
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>>144469637
>A mediocre overpaid QB dies... a member of the chain crew lives. Fair trade.
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>>144469899
No one knows what happened to it. It became a mystery and people would make fake pictures of it different locations.
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gayleb POUNDED by 4 black bulls at once
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SACK!!!!
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>>144469935
Here’s what im ordering for halftime bro.
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>>144469924
He's been on the field, just hasn't been targeted yet
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WE CAIN!
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DOINKED IT IN
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Caleb got squished
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Both of these shit teams are going to end up 4-13
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I sense a field goal fest
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Camera doink!
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>>144469959
peak reddit
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I get ptsd every time I see a doink
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>>144469936
As hot as that would be I kinda doubt it.
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>camera doink
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DOINK AND IN
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Well, he's learning, I guess. Don't throw the ball when wrapped up by three defenders. Check.
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CAMERA DOINK
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>>144469960
Also go Pats
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>>144469960
Chiefs fan?
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A doink is a deep fried blunt
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I'm going to start gambling
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>>144469935
Bro are you a idiot he is having sexual relations with her
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>>144469960
Caleb focus on the game
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>>144469956
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>>144469960
Aaron, you don’t have to say those things anymore.
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>>144469873
Imagine going from pic related to whatever this is. I would want to kms.
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Why the fuck do you have designated kickers what the fuck what a stupid role on a team its like beisbol DHs ruining all the fun seriously.
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shit teams
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>>144469604
who?
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>>144469985
cinnamon bun or maple bacon
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>>144470000
IAYC :^)
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>>144469924
They're better off without him desu. Bust vibes
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>>144469985
All of them
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>>144469937
What?
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THE DOINK CURSE IS LIFTED
HOLY SHIT, ITS ALL FUCKING OVER
BURRS WIN THE SUPERBOWL
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>>144469985
Monster cookie or S’mores
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>>144469936
trannies don't have hips like that
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>>144469985
Monster Cookie
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>>144469982
Post degree. You probably advocate homeschooling too, don't you?
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>>144469985
the snickerdoodles at the bottom section, 2 of them please
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all tied up at 3 boys but my bears cant run the ball so far tonight
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>>144469970
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>>144469988
Why is it called camera doink
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>>144469999
checked
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>>144469994
Nope niners
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>>144470004
holding on 88, 62, 69 and false start on 65
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>>144469998
Nah you are
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>>144470025
>seething about his inferior education
oof
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>>144470004
G A P I N G
A
P
I
N
G
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If I were the defensive coordinator I’d simply blitz on every play
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>>144469923
sorry forgot im white and live on farmland where i can just pick up a stick when i grab fruit and vegetables for the week.
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Hi boys female here! I love football!
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>>144470026
IF THERE IS NO CHUNKS OF SNICKERS CANDY IN IT, IT SHOULDN'T BE CALLED SNICKERDOODLE
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>>144469959
>Trailer park rich,
His dad was filthy rich, owning several car dealerships. He grew up in a mansion.
His whole white trash persona was all made up
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>>144469985
Just give me a snickerdoodle and a chocolate chip. The fancy, over the top shit ruins it.
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>>144470005
retard
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I kneel to Caleb, I just saw a young Warren Moon back thers
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Why aren't we using Mixon more?
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>>144470014
?
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>>144470054
what
thats really stupid
im pretty sure snickerdoodles literaly predate snickers
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I really really like women
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>>144469746
>>144469757
STFU about politics I'm watching the football game and the ads are bad enough.
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>>144470058
no u. dumb fucking position unless you can justify it
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Caleb looked good but the announcers are sucking him off way too much.
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>>144470052
Want to go out for a moderately-priced dinner?
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>manlet kickers
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Well this game is fucking boring as shit so I'm leaving this thread. I thought that you faggots said that the late night shitposting in the offseason was the best sporting event of all time. LOL
Anyways I just downed
>6 bud lights
>boneless wings
>pizza sticks
>sliders
>and a chocolate molten lava cake
This Raiders fan (AKA real FOOTBALL) is leaving Applebee's one happy guy. Mrs. is driving :) boutta go piihb.
PS. see you in the owl Burrs
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>>144470064
oh god that fag is back this year
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>>144470067
youll never guess what she chooses
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>>144470074
based southern neighbor
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Are you all brown? What's going on? Why are there so many retards in this thread?
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>>144470078
Thats the whole reason they had Bears vs Texans
It was to suck off both young QBs
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>>144470063
We ran him 30 times last week and Pierce is out today. Gotta manage the workload a bit.
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>>144470068
Yes, but let's be honest snickerdoodles are just cinnamon cookies
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>>144470052
Looks like Desmond is Amazing
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>>144470067
Correct Jewesses are God's gift.
>>144470080
Sure! I'm not high maintenance
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>>144470074
why did you tag me twice?
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Damn Robert Woods is still playing kek
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>>144470090
We’ll… it is a bears game thread
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CAMERA DOINK
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>>144470077
>>144470077
>>144470077
>>144470077
migrate
>>144470077
>>144470077
>>144470077
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>>144470099
ugly pussy
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>>144470064
>>144470084
oh it's you :^)

IAYC
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>>144470095
whatever they are i enjoy them
i prefer oatmeal though
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>>144470090
Another lonely weekend for the off-topic attention seekers
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>>144470090
Brazilbowl got all of latin america into handegg
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>>144470109
??
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Fuck you guys I'm craving desert now and all I have is broccoli and ranch
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dudes a BEAST
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>>144470120
Yummy snacks
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Nobody tried to catch that?
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>>144469844
Nice. How does this compare to Bailey's and Buffalo Trace
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>>144470146
That surprised me too.
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>>144470097
stop referring to yourself in the third person, Collinsworth
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2ND ATTEMPT ON TRUMP
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God damn it running plays are so kino it’s unreal
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>>144470193
what majority of posters itt look like except brown
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lmao how does this happen like the bears would fr be better off without a RB lmao wtf
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Sean Payton kissing my butthole
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The new kick off rules are fucking gay



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