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3-13 TEXANS
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>what are you guys eating for halftime?

I got some leftover pizza!
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zesty scramble
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>>144471142
Caleb Williams needs some Fucking help and nobody is Fucking helping him! Where is the Bears Fucking running game? Where the Fuck is this "elite" Bears defense coming up with defensive scores and TOs!?

You MotherFuckers.
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Loins lmao
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My Chiefies:)
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>>144471188
>cutting Baker set the browns back another 5 years at least
just hate to see it
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>>144471168
>i'll make myself uglier
>take that chuds
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>>144471193
Hilarious ending to the game and now the Bungles are once again in an early season hole
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11th for reffies
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Mssgmsgmsgm
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>>144471212
it’s obviously fake
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If Carolina had drafted Stroud instead of Bryce Young, would the franchise still be fucked or would Stroud make a difference?
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>>144471168
Wow what a nice neck you have there, sweetie.
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WHO HERE /DRUK/?
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O line collapses like bldg 7
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Was adadsfadafnfnddh
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>>144471182
Devin Hester also needed help
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>>144471142
Also, did you know the windy city was named partially due to it being the home of Wendy's?
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>xe still seething that "homeschoolers" are better educated
KWABOAT
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>>144471228
They'd still be very ugly.
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Twjstjnsf
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>>144471234
I don't start drinking until halftime...then I get obliterated
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Would /spee/ rather live in Chicago or Houston?
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>>144471228
both teams would be shit
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Rakaystjatjwtkyeksyrayrkaylr
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>>144471160
why do all of these people look exactly the same?
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>>144471253
by doing what within 15 minutes?
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>>144471234
I'm 8 beers in but I still feel sober
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>>144471234
I gotta chill my beers soon and buy another pack of smokes.
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>>144471228
>would the franchise still be fucked
Yes.

>would Stroud make a difference?
Yes. They would go 4-13 instead of 0-17 this year.

>>144471246
Because they are poverty-tier people that think school is the only way kids will interact with each other.
Anyone that isn't living on stamps is putting their kids on at least two or three classes outside of school.
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>>144471234
Getting there
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>>144471239
>was a Broncos fan when the won the bowl
>year after I became a Chief's fan they win 3 bowls

Comfy
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>>144471253

That is elite commitment. You have great potential
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>>144471224
yeah, its a 17 year old who spent 4 years watching hundreds of thousand of people die
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>all that talent
Looks like a bunch of busts.
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>>144471234
been sipping all day, but got work early so can't get too crazy
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muh burrs
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>>144471254
I live in Atlanta and I say neither. Atlanta is the greatest city in the united states and its not even close my guy
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>>144471254
Is suicide an option?
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>>144471246
Type a nigga to homeschool his weird fuckin kids then send em to Liberty for 1 year (failed out) for 50k debt just to own the libs
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>>144471300
huh?
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>>144471307
Yes but you get reincarnated as a black person in Detroit.
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>>144471310
Bussy
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>>144471311
you type like your IQ is 85
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>wife jokingly bought up the idea of having open sex lives

What do?
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Post some more morrisa pics
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>>144471279
i smoked for over a decade and i bummed one last week at a bar and i wanted to die
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>>144471311

I own libs all day. Bears are the USA choice. Texans = antifootball queers
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>>144471331
Let me fuck her. Atleast you know me
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>>144471306
Holy cope

Atlanta is basically Houston with slightly less hot weather and zero swag
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>>144471290
>can't afford private school
KWAB
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>>144471331
Have sex with more men than her and then laugh at her.
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>>144471273
Sheltered kids try to be as rebellious as possible once they leave the house. They just dont know how to do it, so they just copy everyone else
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>>144471331
Tell her Nicole Brown Simpson did as well
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>>144471331

Divorce. It's over.
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Is Chicago deep dish pizza good? Or is it overrated?
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why does wendys use the workaholics song
shitposter dogwhistle?
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>>144471311
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>>144471302
>not being a functional alcoholic
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>>144471331
divorce her she just wants to try out a new cock to leave you for but wants to test it out and keep you in case he sucks
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>>144471345
you can't own people anymore, bigot
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>>144471365
Nah, that might backfire.
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Lol Everett needs to be blocking on screens
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>>144471331
Have sex exclusively with 18-19 year olds from here on out
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>dipping french fries in ice cream
Do amerifats really?
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>>144471331
Divorce.
She is fucking around
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>>144471275
I start texting
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this is the real, active thread
>>144471159

>>144471159

>>144471159
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>>144471342
Quitter. I bet you suck dick by choice lol. I gotta stop though. Sucking dick, not smoking.
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>>144471331
bring home a prostitute tomorrow and ask her if she was serious
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>>144471369
It's meme tourist slop, don't bother
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I have no feelings for either team, who should I cheer for?
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>>144471379
kek I'm getting old
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>>144471379
>been drinking all day
>not an alcoholic
?
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>>144471369
it's shit and not even pizza
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gayleb sucks
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>>144471399
>fewer posts
retard
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Caleb is being welcomed to the NFL I see.
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>>144471357
weird cope
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is caleb sub 6'?
he shouldnt look that much smaller than keenan allen
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On methstreams so I’ll be behind but next play INT
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STOP GIVING IT TO SWIFT

ITS OBVIOUSLY NOT WORKING
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>>144471399
>32 replies
Tranny thread
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>>144471368
quality boomer humor, congrats on switching the parties
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>>144471400
i vape now so i might as well be sucking dick
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>>144471395
His poop would vanish duh
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>>144471350
And somehow private school is guaranteed that your children won't be indocrinated by the globohomo?
To start things, if you can consider homeschooling you have a full time housewife that has a degree. It is not like you are struggling financially.
Poor people need to send their kids to public schools because they both need to work.
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>>144471424
they just gave it to herbert
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>>144471408
it's hot as fuck outside, ain't nothing to do but watch football and sip beers. don't judge
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do the toxins have 2 hawaiians?
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>>144471437
Yeah that’s pretty gay
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Gayleb is not him.
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>>144471369
Got one from walmart before it had a Gordon Ramsay lookalike on the box and it was pretty good
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THANK YOU REFS FOR FINALLY HELPING OUR BOY CALEB OUT. THAT BALL WAS ON THE FUCKING MONEY, DIRTY ASS TOXSHITS!!!
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>>144471440
Kek, just a random turd dropping into the shadowverse
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DAT CHAIN ZESTG
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>>144471460
youre pretty gay
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>>144471456
>google search: soijack
>know your meme archive
>download image
>post immediately to board
holy cringe
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>>144471311
Dear Santa,

This Chrstmas I want a nephilim butthole resting on my nose.
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>>144471454
To'oto'o is tongan I believe
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oh, look, the reffies are going to treat gayleb like they do mutthomes.
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>>144471331
Hire a PI to follow her and stash away as much of your money as you can
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THANK YOU GOD
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holy fuck reffie looking kinda yoked
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Leave it to Cris Collinsworth to make gayleb underthrowing a WR behind sound like a 4D chess move to draw a DPI
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>>144471461
HOLY SHIT! I didn't know black people could be jewish!
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>>144471473
That was a clear penalty at least
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>>144471331
dubs and you burn all her clothes
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>>144471443
I've never heard of anyone successful homeschooling their kids. They are invariably car mechanics, pljmbers, and contractors. Nothing that requires a real education.
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>>144471508
romo did the same for the mutt throwing it into the dirt...weird, huh?
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>>144471331
Based Chiefs fan
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The pregame filmic hype video called Caleb “generational talent” after playing one game where he did not score a touchdown.
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>>144471522
4chan has spoken, only a redditor wouldn't do it now
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>>144471510
they're the original jews
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>False start
>False start
>False start
Learn some discipline bear faggots
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Caleb Williams STINKS and will never score a td
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Should I bother watching? Is it competitive or Texans will win boringly?
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Respect to Gayleb for inviting contact on that run. He doesn't seem like as much a pussy as everyone says.
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Texans need to be taken down a peg. Bears can't catch a fucking cold
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Bears suck
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My takeaway from this game is that Stroud is fucking elite and Caleb is coming along just fine.
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>>144471524
only the kind of faggot that hates home schooling would think those are lowly peasant jobs not worthy of respect
hey how bout you data analyze these nuts?
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>>144471443
>>144471524
>reddit having a tizzy because they've gotten owned by homeschool kids on the reg
grim
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>1st round WR
yikes
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TOUCHDOWN!!!!
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>>144471331
>>144471522
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>>144471524
yeah they'd be better off spending 200k to get a woman's study degree
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>>144471543
10-13 Texans, Caleb is less shit and Chicagos defense keeping them in it
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That nigga digging for gold
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>>144471544
nah, he's just a retard.
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>>144471550
Pretty much, williams looks like he has an “it” factor that fields never had at all
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>>144471543
It's a 3 point game with 30 seconds to go in the first half
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notre dame would bootyblast both these teams
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>our defense is still retarded
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THIRD QUARTER BEARS INCOMING
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>>144471526
i cant believe people like this really exist.
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Can someone post the Ditka picture from MNF where he picks the bears to win a game they're not playing in
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>>144471142
Shit teams
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My Picture in Picture on my phone keeps timing out. Did they change a policy this season?
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GODS PLAN
GODS PLAN
GODS PLAN
GODS OLAN
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Bears o line is so trash

Swift is trash

Caleb is trash
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CARR 2024
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>>144471583
>t. box score lurker
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what part of chicago are you lads from?
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is it worth the hype??
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>>144471584
> lost to Northern
> at home
> after paying them 1.5 mil to show up
Lol.
Lmao
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I just whipped out the most diabolical slop know to mankind
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>>144471555
digits win
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>>144471568
The Bears also had pretty good field position on their TD drive. Special teams might be the difference maker for this game.
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>>144471596
Hehe
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Our defense sucks. We'll be lucky to make the playoffs this year holy fuck
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Bears offense makes me sleepy
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To’oto’otot’ got beat on that play
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So how do Houstonians not commit mass suicide living in a literal hellhole swamp surrounded by nothing but poorly maintained freeways?
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>>144471524
As I said, if they are "car mechanics, plumbers, and contractors" then they got homeschooled by some woman without a degree.
If your wife didn't went for college, she is underqualified to homeschool a kid.
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>>144471611
NWI, aka chicago’s jersey
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>>144471527
Generational aura. The bears usually lose those games, but Caleb has an affect on the entire team like no other QB in history.
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>>144471331
You might some free pizza out of it just like >>144471160
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>>144471550
Stroud is not elite
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>>144471603
Why are they even giving it to Swift when Herbert killed everyone behind THIS SAME FUCKING OLINE.
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Caleb has gone 6 straight quarters with no TDs
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>>144471610
When does the blowout start?
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>>144471611
Naperville
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>>144471639
U seem upset that the cowboys suck
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>>144471639
they are within driving distance of new orleans so thats pretty worth
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>>144471403
Toxins if you want to accelerate your risk for a heart attack
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Papa John's said the N word no thanks.
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>>144471603
>bringing up taylor swift out of nowhere
Chuds unbelievably mindbroken.
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Where the fuck is Mike Ditka when you need him?
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>>144471640
>If your wife didn't went for college
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>>144471630
win
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>>144471640
>didn't went for college
oh no no no no no
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>>144471611
Glen Ellyn
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>>144471641
>Region Rat
>Should be annexed to Illinois
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>>144471639
Just go on a cruise every few weekends out of Galveston

We chillin
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>>144471611
Wilmette
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>>144471555
kek when has that ever happened?
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>>144471651
I'm sorry amon
> Grayslake checking in
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Caleb
Caleb Williams
Best
There ever was
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>>144471661
papa johns is unironically better than pizza hut and dominos and im not kidding
i just wish they put the sauce/toppings closer to the edge at mine
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>>144471558
Rams already fucked me today
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>>144471555
Trips O' Truth
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>>144471667
>bringing up "chuds" out of nowhere
ironic :^)
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>>144471647
Bit according to that anon, he has an "it" factor. Watch out, mutthomes
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>>144471526

Someday a real rain will come and wash the scum from the streets
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>>144471614
Nobody cares what pop you drink I haven't even heard of Sproke before
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>>144471646
EXACTLY. HE'S ADJUSTED TO THE THIS SHIT LINE THAT HE CAN RUN IT WELL
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>>144471639
Because it’s nice and comfy here, and both the Astros and Texans are good sports teams. And our highways are very well maintained.
>t. drives all across the city for job
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>>144471640
So you're saying she had to go to school?
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We all agree Eberflus is a bad coach, right?
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Ineligible illegality lined up in the illegal zone.
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Swifty here, what time do the Chiefs play?
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What an embarrassing penalty
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>>144471685
>Grayslake
Isn't that in WI?
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I like CJ, but I need to see Diggs lose
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>>144471688
Bet against the Rams this season. We suck and our season is over at this point. Gonna help you get some money at least.
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>>144471689
Some fag gets to cum inside her, yet I'm here on a Sunday night shitposting on /spuh/.
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>shitcago
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imagine living in the concrete hellscape that is dfw
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Who here was homeschooled?
I was. There is a reason im on 4chan.
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>>144471709
He doesn't have nearly enough charisma
Yes it matters
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>>144471695
>pop

Flyover retard detected
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>>144471732
>Steffon Niggs
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Kinda excited to see what the third quarter bears bring to the field
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who is this?
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i just got removed from the stadium
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>>144471757
me
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Do you guys think Collinsworth has ever jacked off to Mahomes?
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wew
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>>144471760
Exposing yourself?
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>Player names
Dude, Munbung O'Hoolihango just leveled Oshbingido O'o'levotoni III
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>>144471707
Of course. You cannot homeschool a degree. Even homeschooled kids will need to graduate from an university.
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>>144471331
sell all your assets and put all your money into xmr and "lose" the wallet
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>>144471760

I would sue
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>>144471687
Pizza hut fucking bangs cazzie the barbecue chicken on thin fucks.
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>>144471745
>larping to further a narrative
oof
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>>144471757
Chain goy
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>>144471760
You flash your tits (male)?
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>>144471757
thats devin
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>>144471717
Instead of the line of scrimmage they should call it the southern border since the game is all about the white man (quarterback) trying to make forward progress while the illegals charge across the border to take his job away
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The tranny in a few rows in front of me just got kicked out of the stadium
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>>144471639
You're from Dallas aren't you?
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>>144471757
a big guy
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>>144471775
Zamn!
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>>144471757
cade mcknown
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>>144471749
Kys coastie nobody want seaman-laced sproke anyways.
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>>144471803
Kek
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Who else is going to take a poop break for halftime?
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do you think moot still posts?
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>>144471740
I wonder what Moot has been up to lately
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>>144471803
based
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>>144471820
Me. I'm crowning
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>Catch ball
>Oh you bobbled the ball when going out of bounds? No catch"
>Oh the ball moved a little when you went down? No catch
>Oh a blade of grass touched the ball? No catch
>Oh your big toenail touched the white grass? No catch
>Oh you forgot to suck off the ref's dick? No catch
Defend this
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I'm hard slathering honey BBQ sauce all over Caleb's cute black ass
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so bears get 2 challenges?
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What a fucking catch nico nico nii
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isn’t this sport a little old to not know what a catch is?
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why are they stopping the replay early, when his elbow hits, teh ball pops out
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>>144471331
She's getting dick already from other men. Kill her and then yourself bro
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>>144471732
he will have a melt down half way through the season when hes not getting 90% of the targets
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>>144471524
>They are invariably car mechanics, pljmbers, and contractors
These are all well paying jobs, you clown ass reddit fag. You work, and shop, at Walmart.
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How do Chicagoans not commit mass suicide living in a literal war-zone and having freezing depressing weather for half the year?
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>>144471803
lmao
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>>144471803
KEK what did they do?
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>>144471820
Me
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>>144471846
By living in a suburb
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>>144471825
he's the >green gay poster
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Obvious catch
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Hahaha Dallas faggots salty ITT fuck off you are the same as Houston
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>>144471825
on /lgbt/
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>>144471801
>I just flew in from /pol/ and boy are my arms tired!
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>>144471833
Didn't have control but refs are retarded
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>>144471833
>oh, you're not Mahomo? No catch
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>>144471846
Strawberry candies on your head
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There's the scheduled Tunsil false start
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>>144471820
I'm gonna grab that pic of Ditka picking the burrs in a non burr game and post it to facebutts.
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>>144471784
Not only was I homeschooled, I helped homeschool my sister.
Remember when I told you my parents were strict baptists?
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>>144471851
he was offering blowjobs if he could finger your asshole at the same time
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>>144471826
he was working for google, probally trooned out
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>>144471142
Threadly reminder that my Hawks are the NFC West leaders.
A lot holes at o-line, but we might make the playoffs.
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>>144471846
no one that matters actually lives in cities
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>Tunsil false start
Yep it’s a Texans game
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>>144471880
That's silly I'm not even there
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>>144471524
>all careers the inevitably leads to owning your own business
>income of $90-100/hr
>$0 debt at the age of 20
weird thing to get upset about
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>>144471846
The whites don't live in that area.
The blacks take MAP grants to go to other shit state schools after high school, party until they fail out, then become drug addicts.
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>>144471846
They have Haley Reinhart
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>>144471749
Coasties call it pop too, retard. Source: from the Pacific NW
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>>144471833
I won’t. I want 15 foot plexiglass walls, if ball touches the wall it’s out, that’s it.

I dare to dream big
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>>144471846
By not living in an all nigger neighborhood? Same as any other place.
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>>144471846
I need to find somewhere that sells those now that my gram is ded
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>Be me
>Get home schooled
>Play World of Warcraft all day
>Learn nothing
>Ruin my life

Thanks mom and dad!
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>>144471815
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>>144471693
Based
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Just end the half already. I want to start drinking
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>>144471826
Works for NSA now
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>>144471884
>probably
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LEG DRAGON
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>>144471898
None of the car mechanics I know have all their teeth.
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Fuck this shit game, I'm gonna play legend of dragoon instead.
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>nfl kickers
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Bears score with only 32 seconds until halftime. Still give up 3 points to the other team… before halftime.
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>>144471879
>xe still going
tips fedora
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>>144471904
God I love AI
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>>144471904
>bahama after Tua's next live concussion
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>>144471846
By avoiding the south side
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BIG PINEAPPLE
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Poop time, let's go
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BASED
INFORMATION
TECHNOLOGY
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>>144471917
>drinking on a sunday night
I hope you die from liver disease
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>>144471825
hi moot
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>pro kickers
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my boy John Christian Kaʻiminoeauloamekaʻikeokekumupaʻa "Kaʻimi" Fairbairn
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>>144471904
AW SHIET SHE DONE GOT THE EMPEROR STAND!
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>>144471693
Genesis 9:11
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>>144471904

Yes, post results
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>>144471927
I stopped playing at the beginning of disc 4. Been like 8 years since I touched it
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Kickers have gotten too good, the announcers are right.

We need to narrow the goal posts by 15%
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>>144471946
I'm unemployed
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breeding sex with Mina "mommy" kimes, during halftime of snf
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>>144471927
Imagine not running out scrubs in BFV frontlines/rush.
Why even live?
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>>144471907
>doesn't want wall bounce passes
Retard
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I gave Moot's mom a sausage induced heart attack
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Kaimi is elite
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Now why can't my Packers get a kicker like this guy?
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>>144471960
Yeah, the desert is really one of those areas where you need a guide to get through.
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>>144471962
kicking is gay it should be eliminated from the game
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>>144471904
>the ending
kek
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>>144471926
you don't know any, but keep trying to further your weird narrative
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We need more immigrants in the US
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Skip Bayless was right about kickers.
He was always right.
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Halftime mealtime! What are we eating bros? Pic related is on the way.
>>144471904
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>>144471987
wood
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>>144471987
Nah, fuck off Rajesh.
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>>144471946
>daddy issues
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Kicking is so fucking gay regular play FGs should be banned and no designated kickers.
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Fairbair kicked that one from down town Houston.
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>>144471932
I went to a homeschool co-op to go on "field trips", there were a few muslim kids in the class.
I literally didnt know what Islam or muslims were until I was in my 20s, despite going to Ci-Cis pizza and ChuckEcheeses with a few of them.
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>>144471913
so shitty parents, gotcha

did they at least buy you your HRT?
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6 quarters
0 TDs
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>>144471611
San Antonio
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>>144471965
what I wouldn't do for that
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>>144471987
She does any in and out on camera?
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>>144471992
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>>144471962
I had just googled what the longest attempt was in 2002 because they seem too good
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>>144471999
DAM Nigga! Where you git the McRib?
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>>144471999
Delivered by a homeschooled kid with a pol schizo dad he doesn't talk to anymore
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At halftime, I've but one thing to report:

My Texies :)
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>>144471999
>diet coke
shits got cancer, friend
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Pees all over myself
My Texans ball cap even
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>>144471987
Haggard bitch w/ big tits. Literally my wife.
Which is why im at my side piece apartment.
LMAO
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>>144472012
>so shitty parents, gotcha
Yeah pretty much, you have to be really shitty parents to homeschool
It comes with the territory.
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>>144471749
>>144471906
>be me
>visiting california
>go to restaurant
>"what do you want to drink"
>what kind of coke do you have?
>"just regular and diet"
>oh, no sprite or tea or anything?
>"wtf, you asked for coke"
whoops
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Brothers this is my last chance, please send bears energy! I am broke! Do not pray tho, Christ is king!
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halftime braptime
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>>144472011
weird larp

is this narrative helping ferment your beliefs at least?
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Post the slags now
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>black qbs
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>>144472053
Trump drinks it like water. Still going..
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>>144472050
Damb, 2010 threw up all over that chick
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Idea: The field goal post moves back and forth
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thinking of working up the courage to meet a grindr match tonight. but a bit nervous for obvious reasons
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>>144471956
>yfw you realize the ' signifies missing letters
I can only imagine how long his real name is
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>>144472050
I would have ended nations to get with this girl in high school
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>>144472086
Bro I think grindr is a gay sex website
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I legit think this bears team would look way better with Fields right now
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>>144472083
Hot asian girls all look the same. Ugly ones have about 50 variations
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>>144472081
>May cause delusions about Transgender aliens getting prison surgery
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>>144472050
I miss scene girls
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It's time to make dino Nuggies with chocolate milk.
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Is Temujin here? I want to have her help me make fan art
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>>144472046
this was fat 20 years ago
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>>144472031
and?
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>>144472085
Add in some spinning and ok.
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>>144472089
>went to high school
Zogbot detected
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>>144472109
what the fuck is a “scene girl”???
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>>144472086
Caleb, this is not what halftimes are to be used for
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>>144472083
The fuck hit her head
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Is Portillo's any good? One is opening not that far from me.
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I have actual sex with woman so don't even have the need to fap
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>>144472035
>homeschooling is bad and leads to retards
>btw I was homeschooled
oh you
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>>144472089
>>144472109
Scene girls are thin, this is a chubby poser
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>>144472041
Based and texiepilled
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>>144472050
zoomer girls appropriating millennial culture
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What happened to dungy
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I'm in love.
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>>144472124
A happy emo
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I require latinas
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>>144472108
>tds
yikes
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>>144472130
gay
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>>144472137
He got the 10th booster.
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>>144472124
I don't know exactly but basically emo but colorful
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>>144472124
Some weird boomer shit. Similar to eminem
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>>144471962
>>144472085
Unironically they need to put the hashmarks out where the numbers are, or further towards the sideline
See how good these guys are when they have to kick it in from an angle
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>>144472057
oh no, it's actually retarded

it seems your parents homeschooled you so that you wouldn't be embarrassed about being 21 in 3rd grade
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>>144472152
He really, really like women.
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Can we cut it with the Gayleb memes? He really really likes women
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>>144472144
Find Temujin
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>>144471965
>the dan libtard show
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>Download grindr because I want to fuck a tranny
>It's all black guys
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>>144472132
kek
>>
Where is Caleb's Fucking help!? What the FUCK is going on here? What in the absolute FUCK!!!?

He can't Fucking do everything himself! Fucking run for yardage, make blocks, hit holes, get Fucking open against 1v1 coverage? How much are they paying these Fucking Bears offensive players!?
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>>144472156
That’s how it is in college right? Wider hash marks? Maybe that’s why college kickers just… miss… kicks…
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>>144472157
RIP anon

F in chat
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>>144472124
A colorful emo that listens to the shittiest garbage music imaginable
>>
give me ONE reason I shouldn't have sex with men
I'll wait
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I'm happy we got CJ but this secondary is giving me grey hairs. Why are they so bad?
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Just got done humping Dan Quinn'e bare bottom raw
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>>144472077
>weird larp
It sounds weird because it IS weird. Co-ops are filled with literal nutjob parents.
We literally got a tour of the kitchen at Ci-cis.

>>144472157
>you wouldn't be embarrassed about being 21 in 3rd grade
A large portion of the co-op kids had severe learning disabilities, their parents took them out of school because they were failing.

Besides that they were pure religious nuts who buried their kids as far into the sand as they could.
That IS the quintessential homeschooled demographic whether you like it or not.
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Who gets the ball after halftime? I didn't watch the very beginning.
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>>144472195
Monkey Pox
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>>144472195
It's gay.
Also the Bible says no
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I can't get the damn lid off the jar of salsa. It's on there like Taytay's mouth right now. Why even live?
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>>144472195
nobody is stopping you from dying from aids
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>>144472195
It's a sin
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>>144472195
its gay unless you're a girl. If you're a girl you shouldn't be here anyway
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>>144472129
its very good and the quality is the same every time. for me its the italian beef with hot peppers, dry, with onion rings
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>>144472197
Can't fix everything at once anon. Trust the plan
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My SNF halftime routine is hopping on my bicycle and riding to the liquor store with $4 for a pint of the cheapest vodka
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>>144472195
It’s fine if you top, bottoming is for fags though
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Dam, I'm thinking we need more female representation in Sports broadcasting.
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Bears fans are really starting to make me not want to support my team anymore. I didn't realize we were this gay. Which team should I switch to? Thinking about the chargers or the broncos because they're the closest to me geographically.
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>>144472223
Give it back Tyrone
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>>144472195
They don't have 3 holes for you and your 2 bros to pound together
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>>144472229
humiliation ritual
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>>144472238
too much ass
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pedos out
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>>144472233
>not utilizing multiple dicks per hole
Do you halfass everything in your life like this
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>>144472229
damm garretts a fucking manlet
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>>144472233
You can fit it in the 3rd hole if you're determined enough.
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>>144472243
But they're so little!
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ALL DAY LIGHT
HOO HOO HOO
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>>144472243
Do you have red hair and a strong desire to eat potatoes?
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>>144472226
No, I was of the religious nut variety.
Every single person WAS poor though.
Its inherently a poor persons gig.
You pay Switched On Schoolhouse a few hundred bucks and let it do its thing.

If you actually had a problem with public schools, you would just put your kids in private schools.
Poor white trash crazies?
Homeschool.
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>>144472231
hop on the texans bandwagon while you can
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Post some giantess need to fap during this halftime, packers fan btw.
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>>144472266
No I hate Texas
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>>144471369
Yes it’s good. There’s good and bad out there. Lou’s is the best of the major chains. Pequod’s was recently named best pizza in the US. It’s a religious experience. I’m not from Chicago so I’m not biased. It’s the best pizza I’ve ever had.
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Halftime is almost over
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>>144472264
Walk on the sidewalk
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>>144472263
Nobody cares that you hate your dad, retard. Take this shit to reddit where you can farm upcummies.
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>>144472275
why even wear bottoms?
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>>144471369
Both. It is pretty good, but extremely overrated
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>>144471661

I say the N word all the time and I love Papa John’s pizza.
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>>144472108
>Transgender aliens getting prison surgery
That's a thing. You know that, right?
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>>144472275
10/10 face
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>>144472273
many such cases
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>>144472275
Ears too big 6/10 would not bang
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How is my nigga Tank Dell?
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I wish i had a gf with a tight but a bit plump ass ;_;
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>>144472291
So you can rip it off with your teeth
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>>144472288
Some people glamorize homeschooling, but have literally no clue what it entails and who actually do it.
Sorry you had to learn this way anon.
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>>144472262
based old fag
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I don't like the bear's orange jersey. Stick with dark blue.
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>>144472314
This
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Dinner was good my friends, time for the rest of the game
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Are trans people divine?
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>>144472295
anon things aliens mean extra terrestrials and the only springfield is the one from the simpsons
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>>144472195
aids and being an abomination in the eyes of the lord
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>>144472314
I like it but it's a bit much with the orange helmets
Honestly they need to stick to the throwbacks with the blue and orange stripes
>>
Caleb Williams is a franchise QB
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>>144472318
that’s too much vodka
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>number 1 pick
>>
THAT STOP
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>>144472318
Imagine the shits
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>>144472318
GIWTWM
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>>144472332
He’s a big guy
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>"straight" men painting their fingernails
Fucking why? You are literally a faggot if you paint your nails as a man
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>>144472262
(Drink potatoes)
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CJ Stroud is a franchise QB
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>>144472318
>is an alcoholic
>eats half a pizza
I'm only one of those.
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>>144472330
Unfortunately that franchise is da bears
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>>144472336
i like to call them cleanses
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now here's a black QB
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If these teams aren't playing during prime time no one would know they exist kek
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>>144472229
Reminder that Chris Simms hit that.
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>>144472339
For you
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>>144472281
would
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Halftime snack time
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>>144472330
Which UFL franchise?
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>>144472350
Underage drinking is illegal
>>
coach primate
>>
Gardner Minshew is a franchise QB.
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>>144472344
I wish I hung out with my goth friend more. The goth bitches he hung out with were sluts.
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>Collinsworth was a wide receiver
Wtf. I always just assumed he was a QB.
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Registering to vote for Trump. Thanks, NFL.
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Some of you should consider seeking professional help. I say this as your friend. You know who you are.
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>>144472344
Imagine being so triggered by a stranger doing something that doesn’t affect you at all
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If the Bears lose, will Caleb go into stands and cry in his mom's arms?
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shitcongo will never win an owl
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>>144472352
it's all so tiresome
DEI NFL was a mistake
garbage football
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>>144472362
no it's not, it's only illegal to purchase alcohol, you can consume as much as you want at your own house
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>>144471159
REDUCE
>>144471159
REUSE
>>144471159
RECYCLE
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>>144472351
shit comes out like a prog rock drum solo
>>
NEW
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Why the fuck is Waldron playing special teamers like Carter in significant offensive roles? We have Tyler Scott who is an actual WR.
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>>144472276
Just stop being a fag
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>>144472390
where?
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>>144472371
Nooooooooo not like THAT
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>>144472357
shame about the navel
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That ref is dead!
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>>144472402
Jannies will sticky the thread out of respect
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>$2500/year per kid
o i am laffin
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>>144472402

I think he hit the back of his head.
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tf is this
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>>144472402
THE REF IS DEAD?
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>>144472150
who
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>>144472285
I hate this



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