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My Steelers :)
1st for
My Niners :(
That Bears/Texans game was like 4 and a half hours long. It's just ridiculous.
>>144481972>>144481975ha ha! Get fucked. Turdy and trannyhan never winning an owl.
>>144481967calebs 2 games so faranalysis?thoughts?opinions?takes?musings?
you now remember racist white folxs firing byron leftwich
I’m tired of hearing all of this bullshit over “fixed” games for Mahomes. That was a clear cut DPI and you faggots are just seething because MaGOAT owns your flyover team. Cope!
can we PLEASE keep the gamethread in the general tonight instead of autistically making a separate gamethread??? /hoc/ does a really good job with this and we should do it too
>>144481983At least he's better than Goff
My kangz >:)
>>144481981Some boomer tripped and nearly died. Fucker probably is voting for Kamala too
Patriot Puppies
>>144481990Maybe on planet retard
>>144481967I can't imagine not being a RefGOD. All we fucking do is win.
>>144481971Very impressive. A first post on a prestigious monday thread. Thats no easy task
>>144481983I see a lot of potential there
>>144481995nice
>>144481990absolutely not
>>144481990/cfb/ looks like absolute morons reacting to multiple games in a single thread, fuck you.
The Bungholes and Gayvens each have a 5% chance of making the playoffs. >This Certified KWAB Moment brought to you by the Kansas City Chiefs.
THE RED RIFLE RIDES AGAINPanthers actually have a chance to win games now.
bryce young kwab moment
>>144481992YUP YUP. We're on top Chosovikiesbro.
>>144481990>pron in the gennyyou're suicidal
>>144481990No!
>>144482010>both 0-2 in the AFCBig oof
>>144482009How many NFL games are on tonight?
>>144481990/hoc/ is the most retarded general on this board. Seriously, they're even dumber than /heem/.
>jakobi. myers is now with the raidersembarassed so hard by a team that you join them
>>144481990I will flood this garbage board with NFL threads because it makes eurotroons and brownoids seethe.
Your 2024 NFC Championship Game!
It's over
>>144482030MNF has always had game threads. It don’t matter.
>>144482031>/hoc/ is the most white general on this boardFixed that for you
>>14448199090% of you turn it into a lonely discord friend simulator so you need one to be that and the other to not be that
>>144482035this is a nice thought, but it's gonna be Eagles/Saints
Chiefs bros, our GM had one fucking job to fix the offense and failed, it's arguably worse than last season.>Hollywood Brown WR1This fragile faggot got injured in his very first play. Veach got FLEECED!>Rashee Rice WR2Is great but could be suspended by the league at any moment.>Xavier Worthy WR3Had two catches last game and is a 1-dimensional rookie.>Isiah Pacheco RB1Broke his fibula and will be out for 5 weeks at the minimum.>Clyde Edwards-Helaire RB2Out for 4 weeks due to mental issues.>Travis Kelce TE1After becoming the highest paid TE he's looked his age. The Taylor distraction and podcast is impacting his game.>Kingsley Suamataia LTBenched for being shit.
>>144481938i believe itYou should go get another vietnamise loli rub n tug you seem a little tense.
>>144482039RED RIFLE will win at least 4 games for them
>>144481983I see a checkdown baby with no accuracy
>>144482046what can we do next?
>>144481975It's ogre. Back to the 8-9 days
>>144481990Nobody watches hockey
I'm really kinda surprised at the audacity of the NFL blatantly rigging games like they are, they don't just think their fans are mouth breathing retards, they know it absolutely.I would have thought they would be more subtle about it.
>>144482056>weGo in inhale Taylor's queefs, ya queef.
>PASS INTERFERENCE >DEFENSE >BALL WILL BE PLACED AT THE SPOT OF THE FOUL>AUTOMATIC 1ST DOWN
>>144481983You're doing great!
How the hell are the Rams already a hospital team?
>>144482056It's not looking good. Rice will have to carry the team and I assume Kelce is saving himself for the playoffs. Xavier Worthy looks fragile. Could see him getting injured.
>>144482010They have a 43 and 40% chance respectively you nimrod
>>144482035The Saints are legally obliged to lose to us in every playoff game post-bountygate, so we're going to 'owl, Kangzbros...
QB KILLING FRANCHISES:>browns>jests>panthers>bearsAm I missing any?
>>144481990/hoc/ has a small fraction of the posters that /nfl/ does so it wouldn't work.
>>144481990Based
>>144481983QB's that throw 5 yard passes are the future.
>>144482040>ynr AJ McCarronHe left the league so quietly I didn't notice. Apparently he's playing for the bum league now, the UXFL or whatever.
>>144482073I'd do that just for the life experience. I don't really find her that attractive and she's about 30 years too old for my taste but i'd still do it
>>144482081cant we just sign some niggas?
>>144481990Not based
>>144482098Indianapolis
>>144482074what should DPI be insteadI think it should be replay the down
BAKEY MAKEY
>>144482098Lions
>>144482098Broncos post elway
>>144482085You're bound to a top 10 pick. You morons will have won 2 games too many for a top 3. Congrats
>>144482056>>144482056If only someone could have seen this train wreck coming.https://archive.4plebs.org/sp/thread/140807848/#q140826916>>WR2 Hollywood Brown>>Is injury prone but otherwise a solid addition.Told you he was injury prone. >>WR3 Rees-Zammit>>He's an unproven rookie and he'll be a running back. This is assuming he makes the team.I knew it was all hype and there was good chance he could miss the team.
>>144482118It should be legal. Passing is OP compared to the run, so defenders should get more freedom to stop it.
>HE JUST NEEDS MORE HELP
>>144482118Fine as is if it were reviewable
>>144482112Go save Diontae Johnson from the panturds.
>boomer coaches
bryce stroud could become the new manning leaf, except if leaf was picked first
>>144482137Reviewing doesn't matter refs will stand their ruling even if the evidence is obviously against it. They do it all of the time.
>>144482146>runs for 14 yards in your path while the zoomzoom QB offenses run around the pocket until sacked
>>144482137They tried making it reviewable once. The reffies didn't give a shit and never reversed a decision except maybe once out of hundreds of times. So the league gave up on it.
>>144482046>>144482056
Thinking of hiring a hooker next Sunday and making her watch NFL with me lol
>>144482135Not sure why you mock this. This isn't the NBA where's it's 5 vs 5 and one player can play offense and defense. In football it's a 52 man roster. QBs are dependent on their team mates and more quality team mates matters.
>>144482130>You're bound to a top 10 pi--ACK!
>>144482137It was a few years ago. They didn't overturn it once, if I remember correctly.
>how's that working out for you>what?>paying dak $240 million dollars>...great
>>144482166Best gig she'll ever have really.
>>144482166What game or all of them? Don't forget to make her eat all the eggs too.
Cards bros I'm so happy MHJR did so well yesterday, is this what hope feels like?
>>14448211815 yard penalty
chiefs and packers literally gave the league the formula on a franchise qb but teams still refuse to sit their QB out. seems like vikings and the patriots are the only smart teams to draft rookie qbs this year
>>144482166Hire a clown instead. They're cheaper and less depressing.
>>144482170Your situation is literally the 2021 Panthers. You even have the same QB looking good for a couple games before he regressed to the mean. And keep spamming 2-0 when you're 2-4 I want that same energy because you know I'll be spamming I was right
>>144482166I buy two hookers, make them play chess, loser has to fuck me
>>144482188B-b-but experience is the best teacher, anon
Why aren't we talking about the fact that the Ravens blew a 10 point lead at home in the 4th quarter to the fucking Raiders?
>>144482193The Vikings situation is the 2017 Chiefs actually
Reminder that if >your team is owned by a senile retard that meddles with football operations you are fucked.
>>144482166You should have done that in week 1, Coach Campbell. Goff can't get it done.
So are we just going to ignore the fact that Rodgers looked like shit?
>>144482190i tried but tepper wouldnt give me brices number
I don't know exactly why - I can't quite put my finger on it - but I would trust Andy Dalton to marry my daughter, whereas I would not trust Bryce Young to marry my daughter. I don't quite understand why, but this is simply my instinct upon looking at the faces of the two players. There's just something about them.
>We're 2-0 with Sam Darnold, we're going to the Super Bo-ACK
>>144482085your eternal butthurt over bountygate gives vikings fans a bad name. Move ont. Larry in Lakeville
>>144482205The way he still slings that ball is beautiful
my packies will be okay
>>144482188Yeah having a rookie sit their first year might always be the best play
How do the Saints always have negative cap space?
>>144482190Find you a woman who can do both
>>144482193>Your situation is literally the 2021 Panth-ACK
>>144482193Well, I blame that panthers season more on Rhule than Darnold. KOC is far more competent.
>>144482216>comparing the 2021 saints to the 2024 49ersLmao
>>144482202See>>144482216Let's not forget JJ McCarthy was a system babby who handed the ball off more than throw it. But yeah SUPER BOWL BOUND
>>144482162>>runs for 14 yards in your path while...What does this mean?
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
>>144482217>your [PROJECTION]I merely restated reality. They haven't beaten us since.
>>144482201It was funny how casual it happened. Even watching the condensed game it just sort of happens in a sleepy way
>>144482201We all know the Raiders are ass clowns but the Ravens are probably mentally devastated after losing to the Chiefs. Reminds me of how George Foreman went from being the scariest man on earth to struggling against randos in an exhibition match after he lost to Ali.
>>144482232Correct. You even have the same quarterback they did.
>>144482118Like in college. Maximum 15 yards. Thats it. But then they'll have a lot more trouble fixing games for Mahomes so they can call him the new GOAT. So they can't have that!
>>144482244I've come to like Stephen A after realizing he's just a professional irl troll profiting off of seethe.
>>144482205dude's 40 and didn't play at all last year, so i doubt anybody is surprised. the fact that he's allowed on the field at all is unbelievably desperate on the jets' part
WinnersJustin Fields 2-0Sam Darnold 2-0Baker Mayfield 2-0Geno Smith 2-0Derek Carr 2-0Mahomes 2-0Herbert 2-0Josh Allen 2-0Stroud 2-0Malik Willis 1-0Hurts can get to 2-0 tonight 0-2 Expected Levis, AR, Bryce Young, Daniel Jones0-2 SurpriseBurrow, Stafford, Lamar, TLaw, Bo Nix, Kirk Cousins after tonight Jordan Love at 0-1
>>144482240See>>144482238Also JJ has some pretty elite advanced metrics. Harbaugh is just an Unga Bunga run first coach.Hell Herbert has some of the lowest passing yards of any QB in the nfl this season.
>>144480853What people don't understand is Bo Nix is doing exactly what he did at Oregon. He dumps the ball within 5 yards of the line of scrimmage and watches the athletic RB or track star WR beat 2 people for a huge gain.But he isn't on team nike now, the broncos WR are complete shit. So is the RB. When they actually get open, they drop critical passes and did so with Russ too.Broncos fans are as delusional as their organization which is as bad as the Panthers and Browns.
>>144482201That was such a shitty game
>>144482213trump is such a fucking buffoon its not even funny. I cant believe that people actually want to vote for that monster and put him in office when he is the biggest threat to democracy since Adolf Hitler seized power
>>144482261I don't understand the logic of thinking changing rules will make the enforcers any less corrupted
>>144481903Based, buy he's going home with the stallions
This is Nicholas Edward Foles. He is a super bowl MVP and today he is officially retiring as a member of the Philadelphia Eagles. Say something nice about him.
>>144482201No one cares about the Ravens, fluke team
>>144482184Murray and yes Harrison have weaknesses but their strengths really play well into each others
>>144482258Incorrect. Our team is evidently more talented and competently coached. Incidentally, they were 5-5 before Darnold went out.
>>144482261>This Bills fan is still upset about his team being sent home last season.https://youtu.be/kbYoYMCSO2k?t=1888
>>144482200>>144482222it's because the NFL is a business, and these greedy franchises would rather sacrifice their future and make money in the present because they fold to fan peer pressure. the only time you should start your rookie qb is if your playoff seed is set, or you're out of the playoffs and there's only 1-2 games left.
>>144482263Yeah, this. Sometimes you can notice that irl he's smarter than the character he plays on TV.
>>144482271>Herbert has the lowest passing yards in the NFLBecause it's week 2 you retard. You think week 18 he'll still be last in yards? Same concept with the Vikings first in division. Just re-watch the 2021 Panthers who literally did the same thing
>>144482275Payton also to blame. Not 1 target to their wr1 in the first half, and once again Nix was their leading rusher
>>144482282Hes the MVP of his family
>>144482268What if Kirk is 1-1 after tonight?
>>144482268wheres that old 'elite club' meme where everyone over .700 is allowed in
>>144482056resign Jerrick 'the magician' McKinnon Suamataia+ C. Steele can fill for Pacheco fine and Andy will continue to be creative with Worthy.Rice, Kelce, Gay, JuJu is enough to work with as we saw last seasonnothing to panic about
>>144482188Green gay had HoF qbs to sit behindChiefs had Alex Smith who was all too happy to train his replacement to sit behind. That shit doesn't happen often.
Have you apologized yet, /nfl/?
>>144482303>Because it's week 2 you retard. You think week 18 he'll still be last in yards?He'll be near the bottom because that's how Harbaugh runs an offense you ducking dumbass.Go compare Alex Smith on the 49ers to the Chiefs.
>>144482275Even by nu-qb standards he's a massive LOS toddler thrower. 10+ years are dragon throws to him
>>144482275Another thing about Bo Nix is that because he was in college for so long it's unlikely we see him take a huge leap as more younger QBs do. He's played 5 seasons in college and is 24. He is what he is.
>>144482285Sounds like a lot of cope against hard evidence. If Darnold shits the bed again the Vikings should be cursed to never win a ring. Even though that's already been happening with Kurt Warner, Teddy Bridgewater, Kirk Cousins, etc. Kek your retarded ass spams about the Vikings every year to see them not make the super bowl. You're a bigger loser than they are
>>144482313>Chiefs had Alex Smith who was all too happy to train his replacement to sit behindIt seems like Darnold is doing that with JJ too from reports
I told you all Bo Nix was another Minshew at best. Did you listen?
>>1444821836pm game. Whatever one they are showing on sky sports. I will hire an American girl specifically.
>>144482339I've never seen someone seethe this hard at the kangsSorry your shitty team is full of losers lil bro
>>144482348Smeth was a cereberal qb that just wasn't very talented but could read defenses like manning and brady and had a great understanding of the qb position. Darnold is a fucking bum.
>>144482328>Alex Smith with Harbaugh>made a super bowl>Alex Smith with Andy Reid>had a career ending injuryUm ok so you're saying Alex Smith played his best football with Harbaugh? Also he was never last in yards. Smith led the league in yards when he was injured/benched for Kaepernick. But anyway I digress, this isn't about Harbaugh who clearly has done more than the Vikings have lately. The Vikings are just bums who like last year will win too many games for a good draft pick and not enough to be relevant.
>Ernest Jones was the Titans highest graded defender on Sunday by PFF with a score of 79.8. He led the team with 9 tackles officially, including 6 solo tackles, 2 tackles for loss, and 5 run stops while playing every defensive snapHad to be an ego thing. McVay and Co starting to sniff their own farts
i love football gamescomfy to watch thrilling winsas much as i can
>>144482368HE JUS NEEDS MO TIME
>>144482313there are plenty of bridge QBs like andy dalton and joe flacco. i mean look at sam darnold, gino smith, baker mayfield all guys who people wrote off until someone took a chance with them, and now they're starting level qbs. there will always be lots of options for bridge qbs
Where did it all go wrong, broskis?
>>144482188It's not hard to be a QB now if you know how to throw. This is football meathead cope>implying Love workedboy that was a lot of investment for a good half year
>>144482377Fucking hell, I think that is what we are missing on defense.
>>144482364My team has won a super bowl (multiple times). How many do the Vikings have again? I'm literally talking to a loser who doesn't know the joy of winning a super bowl talking about super bowls
>>144482339>Sounds like a lot of cope against hard evidence,What cope? What "hard evidence"? You've offered no arguments. The truth is as follows: (a) Sam Darnold is competent enough to keep this team AT LEAST .500-adjacent.(b) The schedule is easy enough to make the wildcard in consideration of the roster talent.(c) KOC and Flores are competent enough to keep momentum.You got destroyed on your semen-slurping Panthers point, which ignored that Darnold was injured over the latter half of that year. Simple as. Now dilate.
>>144482376Look, I know Wisconsin and Michigan are very uneducated states, but maybe you can try rereading what my post said again regarding how Harbaugh tends to execute run heavy offenses
>>144482364kek based
is fox news the most truthful news station?
>>144482368Looks familiar....
Will Taylor Swift attend Atalanta Falcons game ?
So, I’ve been a season ticket member for the kangz for a long time and most people who sit around me are also season ticket members, so you see the same faces game after game. There’s this one guy who sits 2 rows in front of me who’s been there since the beginning and I’ve always thought he looked like a cool dude. Vintage Jared Allen jersey, great beard, kinda had a mullet, also ripped, probably like 30. Kinda figured him as a blue collar guy. He always used to bring this cute little Latina chick with a phenomenal ass. Yesterday though, he brought this clean cut, twink wearing a polo with his hair all gelled up and by the 4th quarter, they were like cuddling and tickling each other, rubbing their hands all over each others arms and backs. Like, the faggiest behavior I have ever seen in public. Borderline to the point where someone would have joked for them to get a room in literally any other setting. I just am mystified on how this guy, who was basically a chad, was turned into a faggot in like 5 months. What does that to a person?
>>144482395>my team is 1-1 listen to meeeeeeeeSorry I don't speak loser lol
>>144482396The truth is Sam Darnold started off 3-0 with the Panthers, looked like a decent QB, played like shit, got injured, came back still playing like shit. Then the next season the Panthers don't even want him. The Vikings are 1 win away from literally copying the 2021 Panthers
I can't wait for Bo Nix to prove all the doubters wrong, just you wait, he'll have a no interception game and we'll all be posting NO PIX
>Mahomes played one really bad game and everyone is calling him a refbaby despite him having the most TDs/yard per game and wins in NFL history.Why do we have the memory of goldfish and allow one week to cloud our judgement
>>144482388they should ask tua to spell discombobulated every time he hits his head as a medical check
>>144482393It is. I kept telling everyone he was the Captain of our defense for a reason. Now we have just a bunch of Rookies on Defense without a solid veteran besides White who looks washed. Whats worse is that Speights is literally sitting on the bench after a strong enough preseason showing that seemed to be the reason for the move. Ernest even told the Tits in his opening presser he wanted to stay and play out his contract. I just dont get it, normally we are good with players but for some reason EJ just got cut like Reeders bum ass should have. Why in the fuck did we bring him back
i feel like there's major disconnect between this general and cfb, whereas everyone in cfb could have seen this coming a mile away for these qbs to start in the nfl lol
>>144482352>253 reviews
>>144482442He was already a refbabby
>>144482428>the Vikings streak will surely end says increasingly nervous gaysconsinite
>>144482422You're right and I don't speak 0 super bowls kek. I can't wait for the Vikings to start losing games so you either keep up the fake tough guy act (pathetic as fuck) or you leave the general (based as fuck). I'll love every laugh. Because I'm tired of your yearly spamming only for the Vikings to be shit. I'll hold you accountable for once
GAYleb Williams
>>144482437>>144482363
>>144482428>All current patterns must adhere to previous, slightly-related patterns >No consideration of the current team, roster, schedule, coaching staff, context or even how Darnold is playing in the KOC systemNGMI. If this team stays healthy they're a wildcard lock.
>>144482428>if you win you lose
>>144482446That’s on McSnead for letting go of the the captain of our defense lol
>>144482040It's so funny that this dude was one fax away from being a starting QB, but it didn't arrive in time for the deadline and then no one ever thought he was good enough again.
>>144482457Not even a Packers fan. Just someone who's watched this exact scene unfold already. Don't say I didn't warn you
>>144482457Thanks I screenshot this for when they lose.
>>144482437He'll get there. I'm not worried.
>>144481989You guys always focus on the one correct call while ignoring all the others and everyone is beyond tired of it. But yes, the consensus definitely hasn’t noticed a pattern. We’re clearly all just haters.
>>144482442probably because 8 of his 10 worst games ever have occurred within these last couple years. he's clearly regressed and become what mahomesians have always hated about brady; a defensebaby
ChicagoGreat for Batman, not for QBs>In Batman Begins and The Dark Knight, Gotham City was based in Chicago,
>>144482463You're gonna be waiting for a while I fear.I'm gonna enjoy when you're quiet after the kangs btfo green gay in gaysconsin and Aaron Jones + Addison lambeau leap into the stands like Addison did last year
>>144482455Horrific stuff
paused my goon session to read this thread
>Lions lose one game>Fanbase immediately bails and gives up all hope on the seasonReally struggling to think of a worse group of fans.
>>144481990Why do redzone only watchers think the rest of us watch like that?
>>144482279It's more fair. Automatic 1st down Holding calls and PI calls only exist to the extent that they do in order to fix games they want to fix. You can call holding on every. single. play. and you can call PI on every other single play. Ever notice how every superbowl in the last 5 years has had a holding or pi controversy? Its cause people notice how fucking blatantly fixed the games are. And all the league cares about is their story and their story right now is make the mixed race kid Mr America and the only way to do that is to have him surpass Brady in superbowl rings and they are going to do it.
>>144482390>It's not hard to be a QB now if you know how to throw. every qb knows how to throw, but not all of them are smart enough to read a defense that's why you need a year for them to develop and learn the playbook. >boy that was a lot of investment for a good half yearinjuries happens, and despite love sitting out for years he has the same amount of wins, and more playoffs success than bustin's time in chicago. retarded teams who start their qbs aren't doing them a favor. the only outlier is cj stroud in the modern age.
>y-youre from Wisconsin
Tom Brady
>>144482039>no1 DraftWhat went really wrong?
>>144482437>Blow Dix
>>144482352She's faking it.Why would an American be a prostitute in sunderland anyway
>>144482476>I'm not a packers fan I'm just a guy having hissy fit over the Vikings being the best team in the nfcn while talking about my team's ancient Dino rings OK buddy
Kek this was from last season. Accurate as fuck
>>144482308Those threads dont start until week 10 or so.
>>144482046What was the Chiefs record during week 2 last year?
>>144482495>the only comment she responded to was one saying she had fake and wonky tits
>>144482503meds
>>144482531You can now add JJ McCarthy and Sam Darnold to the list
>>144482368Bearsbros why didn't it work???
>>144482071
New Orleans....the "Saints"....they cheated.
>>144482547>pac12 QB
>>144482560Wut they won fair and square?
>>144482554>not pictured: the receiver running into the defender to draw contact
>>144482562Man, fuck the Big 10 and SEC
See what I mean, this Neanderthal has been doing this for years. How about we hold the snowfaggot accountable
>>144482352what site is this?
>>144482529The forehead might explain it
>>144482529Faking it? Dude, her shirt says USA for fuck sake. You think you can just buy those anywhere? If you can't trust a hooker than who can you trust?
>>144482554rice jumps back into him btw
>retards actually believe that regular season wins/losses matter>retards actually believe the NFL and other major sports arent rigged>retards sit and argue and obsess over these things while dirty niggers pour into our country and are gifted everything to destroy societyyou are all literally a bunch of cucks
>>144482488>a defensebabyHe was a defense baby for one season big whoop.>probably because 8 of his 10 worst games ever have occurred within these last couple years. Only the Panthers had a worse receiving core last season.
>>144482504>every qb knows how to throwkek no they do not lol. half of them look like clueless instathot bimbos when they throw anything else than a football. people that know how to throw don't do this
>>144482567They cheated.
I’ve got faith in these 2 niggas like you wouldn’t believe
>>144482471No roster changes happen without McVays approval, Snead doesnt have that power over the active roster
>>144482578That’ll be $800 per hour plus tip
>>144482578Play it up, get her to say we deserved 9/11 while fucking her
>>144482188vikings probably would've started JJ if he didn't blow out his knee
>My HECKING VIQUEERAINOS ARE WINNING THE SUPER BOWL IT'S INEVITABLE
>>144482569>Things that did not happen
>>144482539>What was the Chiefs record during week 2 last year?That week 1 loss was a fluke. Travis and Chris Jones didn't play yet they still lost by one point.
Gas the NFC North. The division with the longest Owl appearance drought, save the AFCS. But you wouldn't know it by how arrogant they all are.
>>144482614This but unironically
>>144482578cum on her forehead
>>144482578do >our roses enjoy hearing about dak prescotts abominable playoff record? thats the only topic of conversation i can use
>>144482606Then post the webm instead of the screenshot, if you're so confident.
>>144482554Now show the part where the Chiefs player intentionally throws his body into the defender
>>144482352Is it safe to eat her?
>>144482387Baker was written off because he was a starter for the Browns.And he made it to the playoffs for the first time in 20 years with those shitters.He would be their franchise QB if cleveland wasn't such a bum organization.
>>144482624its americangirl not germangirl
>paying for sexDo people actually do this? Pathetic.
Ugly second half with the penalties but my guy DeMeco will set things right.So thankful we have him and Stroud.
>>144482531Where did it predict the Kirk Cousins Achilles?
>>144482633This. God invented rape for a reason.
>>144482628And Goff won playoff games for the Lions. Doesn't mean he's any good.
>>144482633manlets need sex too
>>144482633>paying for jordan lovetheres always a bigger fish
>>144482454there's a lot of people in this general who don't actually watch football. they read stats and takes and then imagine what the games look like in their headcfb people tend to actually watch games
>>144482624even if all 253 reviewers went bareback she's still probably cleaner than the last fast food burger you ate
This Viqueer faggot has been saying this for 4 years.
I’m starting to wonder if college football being full of meme schemes that only work at the college level is why so many qbs are bad now. I legitimately think college is ruining the nfl. What other explanation is there for such poor qbing?
Never forget what the average green gay fan looks like lmao
>>144482636Did you think we forgot how hard you sucked off Dobbs for all of two weeks?
>>144482633yeah, they also QB the browns
>>144482633>Implying you're not paying for sex with your gf/wifeDo me a favor and quit your job and be broke. See how long the sex last after you run out of money
>>144482633You mean like paying for girls' meals? You mean like buying girls flowers and chocolates?
>>144482582Eh, worse things that you can do to distract yourself from the crippling reality that is your eventual extinction.
>He's spamming after FLEEING the argumentGOD if feels so FUCKING good being a real ball-knower.
>>144482653post the webm
>>144482654I never did. Dobbs looked bad, he just got away with shit because the saints and falcons didn't put a QB spy on him (well the saints did in the 2nd half but it was too late)
>>144482633you aren't really paying for the sex, you're paying for them to leave after
Viqueerhomo predicted the Saints will never win a ring.
>>144482599>>144482633Prices attached
>>144482652Nfl owners and execs are inbred and retardedImagine drafting Kenny Pickett in the first round
>>144482633Just average Chiefs tactics
>fregoli delusion
>>144482547Were literally 2 games into the season.
>>144482674post her email i want to sign her up for some junkmail
>>144482633>charismalets seething in the replieskek
It's never ending. This faggot has been wrong takes for over 5 years and it's time he got fact checked since he says Darnold will make the super bowl
>>144482562Pac what?
>>144481983>over 50% completion rateHe's improving I guess
>>144482674>no barebackLame
>>144482648>people in /nfl/ don’t watch college footballthat’s fuckin crazy man
Win percentage doesn’t mean shit when you not only haven’t even made the title game since the 70s but you didn’t even win to begin with
>paying for pussyTake this shit to the monger general if your that much of a desperate loser jesus
>>144482652It's too easy to outathlete on offense from peewee to about the bottom half of the NFL now. The dynamic completely changes beating the top half-third of NFL defenses or so. That's the main issue
>>144482454/cfb/ got Stroud wrong
>kangs have the best DC in the league >have a top 5 offensive play caller as HCz who also is elite at getting the best out of his QBs>have the best WR in the league >one of the best WR2s in the league>top 3 tackle duo and top 5 pass protect oline in the league >top 3 TE in the league >best edge room in the league >top 5 safety room in the league>JJ looks good >gonna have a ton of cap space next year Meanwhile >green guy's window ends after this year because they paid a guy 55M/yr for 7 good games Lol
>>14448265In the last decade I've slept with hundreds of escorts. The rubber always comes off when drugs get involved. So any girl who claims no bare on their ad is lying
Lol
>>144482674So about 350 or the price of a ticket. Not bad.
>>144482690You're mentally ill.
Bro no way he didn't even score 1 td yet
>>144482706what kind of drugs?
>>144481989Never gets called in that situation unless its the chiefs. Bang bang play both going for the ball
>>144482696illiterate retard
will we see a darnold vs baker NFC championship? What would be the implications of such a game?
>>144482706Sick dude were you also smoking a cig when you did that?
i can't believe someone's this mad at the vikings
The giants game was rigged why the fuck did they have 52/53 men on their roster with no backup kicker and they knew their kicker had an “injury” and the “injury” flared back up after kickoff and they coincidentally lose because they don’t kick field goals or extra points.
>>144482680If the steelers didn’t take him i don’t think he would’ve went 1st round. Probably took him because he went to pitt desu
>>1444827111) he's still a rookie2) he just needs more help
>>144482706can I have some drugs
Another one
>>144482718Return to SOVL
>>144482674WTF, only 70. The rates start at 100 in my area and they all are obese pigs or nigs
>>144482711It's funny because Bryce Young got benched for the rest of the season and even he managed to score a TD
>>144482711Blo Dix is on pace for something like 0 TDs 34 INTs on the season
Who the hell is down bad enough in the NFCN to search Vikings in the archive?
>>144482702College fans are retarded, what’s new?
>watching college footballnot even at gunpoint
I have never seen a nigga seethe THIS hard at the kangs lmaoI'd say rent free but I think the stress it causes him is taking years off his life
>>144482715we don’t sign our posts here
>>144482711>malik Willis has more TD passes than Gayleb
>>144482722This spamming FOAZ schizo is a definitely a KWABOTY candidate.
>>144482725>the same GM who thought Danny Student Loan Debt deserved an extension also thought one kicker was enoughI'm not surprised, are you?
>>144482711>"best ever situation for a first overall qb"*>*not including offensive line or defensive line
>almost 5 years later the answer was noKek
It's our year, kangbros!
5-12
>>144482587he had the same receiving corps the year before. he regressed.
>>144482741It’s definitely a butthurt niners fan
Are you guys really going to watch another entire season of the NFL just to see the Chiefs win it all again?
>>144482725Spent too much on Danny Diapers and had no money left to pay Saquon or anyone else
>>144482743You don't like 50 points blowouts? /cfb/ tells me that it's peak football and the NFL is garbage.
>>144482711theres a real twinkle in this ones eyes, definitely top 3 gayest black guys ive ever seen
>>144482743it’s kind of telling how heinous college football is when these godlike college QBs that everyone praises are all fucking HORRIBLE
>>14448273370 pounds is like 100 bucks fwiw
>>144482711it's ok, he has at least 2 chances in the next 6 games to get one
>>144482763Indeed it is
>>144482745I accept your concession
>>144482743only in person
Many such cases
>>144482622>Things that will not happen
Mutthomo was never a defensebabby. He has been a playmaker every SB run
>>144482776Literally all shit teams. wtf Bears schedule is easy.
>>144482773CJ Stroud
>>144482741Gayleb sucked that badly, I'm afraid. >>144482763YUP.
>>144482769Yes
>>144482771I watched one singular college football game for the first time in maybe a decade, it was the Deion sanders meme team against a state rival It took like 5 fucking hours and it was the worst live sporting event I’ve seen in my life. It was like a greentext shitpost of a yuro making fun of the NFL. So many ads, so many flags, so many people taking injury, nonsensical meme rules like the OT mini games, garbage garbage garbage
Can’t wait for Kwab Williams to get his first TD pass and rush over to get the ball like it’s going to be a memento
Do you still have the memes saved or are they the ones you spam since you realized the Vikings are never winning a super bowl?
>>144482737Can't wait for shitlips sean to turn on him
>>144482787By the way I hate Mutthomo dies in excruciating pain by the end of the season
>>144482768Wouldn't surprise me. I know an autist had a meltdown after the Vikings beat the 49ers last year too lmao
Can Dalton go on a run like Flacco last year and will them to relevance?
>>144482801Wow you watched two non-bowl qualifying games teams play because ESPN told you to? Tell me more.
>>144482754
Wasnt there some sort of serial killer who targeted prostitutes?
>>144482769I'm just here for the refball and injuries along the way
Wrap it up, the Viqueers fans exposed themselves
>>144482706Coke or opioids?
>>144481975>Atta boy! Sam's doing what he's foretold to.
>>144482822Mark Davis?
>>144482769Pittsburgh beats everyone this year now that the offense finally gets first downs in all 4 quarters again
>>144482712>>144482721>>144482728I'm referring to the harder drugs like crack, meth, or heroin. Trust me, I've nutted in half the escorts in my area all of which had no bare on their ads. When you're having a drug fueled sex marathon for 48 hours eventually you run out of rubbers and by that time both of you are too tweaked out to give a shit so the rubber always comes off. I've never seen an exception to this however I did have one girl complain when I nutted in her but she was aware we were fucking for the last 3 hours without rubbers so not sure why she got surprised. She peed and the toilet and said come look at what you did and I saw my cum in the toilet
>bama qbs
>>144482839and there it is
>>144482767Matt Naggy took over as the play caller. Matt Nagy turns QBs into game managers.
>>144482822ed gein, maitre'd at canal bar?
>>144482833Gross tbqh
>VIKINGSVIKINGSVIKINGSVIKINGSVIKINGSMindbroken.
>>144482816I’ll tell you more anyone who watches college football is a hick faggot and probably inbred
>>144482825Bro you need to chillI'm sorry the kangs beat your team or something, but ya gotta let go
>>144482842Mac Jones is white.
>>144482750I tried warning that retardTo fans of shit teams, this is how you're supposed to develop a QB>Give them a good defense>Give them a good run game>Give them a reliable Tight End/safety valve>Don't ask them to do muchHere's how shit teams like the Bears and Jets develop QBs>Draft QB>Immediately expect them to be your franchise savior>Draft another QB in a few yearsEvery fucking time
>>144482772>gay blackrefundantThat's why the "straight" ones beat women so much. They're angry at being forced to have a beard and suppress their homolust
>>144482522You can start with their cheap-ass kike owner.
>>144482833oh btw go raiders
Imagine if he bet money on these takes
>>144482843>mahomes didn't actually regress he's just a systembabby and a defensebabbyoh ok
>>144482278Democracy is gay actually.
>>144482690Cope and seethe
>>144482816>bowl qualifying>go undefeated in a major conference>don’t make it to playoffs cause some old guy says “they don’t look good”>nothing but blowouts even at playoff levelIt’s a joke of a sport
>>144482848Sorry you went to a school with a shit team
>>144482833which drug makes sex feel the most enjoyable for you both?
>>144482857>0 super bowls in the early 2020sKek
>Caleb struggles in his first two ever games as a pro against two amazing defenses>retarded braindead /nfl/, which should be named /rbg/ Recency Bias General declares him to be a bust and that it's over for his careerSuch an incredibly stupid opinion. You are all incredibly fucking stupid. I hope you all know how fucking stupid you are with your dumbass opinions. You stupid fucks. You dumb pieces of shit. It's insane how fucking dumb all of you stupid pieces of shit are. I hope you know you are incredibly fucking stupid. Dumbfucks.
>>144482278ummm try having a little empathy chud
>>144482849There is no sanity left, no arguments to win, no glory to gain, and nothing to prove. Just a rabid, screeching animal that is the very product of our unending success
>his team isn't 2-0
>>144482741Obviously a butthurt Lions fan who thought this was their year.
>>144482869FSPOO is 0-4 since that event kwab
>>144482303Why do the Vikings make you seethe so much?
>>144482833That's pretty cool I work at dollar general
>>144482886Couldn't be my kangs, sole leader of the NFCN and slayer of the forty whiners
>working yourself into a seething shoot over the MINNESOMALIA VIKANGZ N SHEIT
>>144482744You sound like a butthurt 9ers fan. Cry more beaner.
what does this mean
>>144482881Little Pac 12 bitch lmao
>>144482869Was about 80 D1 games on last week and not a single one was both intriguing and good, and hardly any were even one or the other
>>144482910Sneaky Joe said it so it must be true
>>144482894Ravens are 0-2, they still rightfully were in the playoffs last year due to winning their division, that’s how playoffs are supposed to work
>>144482846I should have an STD considering all the crack and methwhores I've fucked raw but I don't which honestly makes me think those things are a myth. I'm not just fucking them either, I'm literally connected to them for hours during these day long drug parties. Fucking for so long my dick ends up having skin tears on two occasions. Most I spent in one day was 1000 but we had so much stuff we got bored of it.
>>144482833america is crazy, you can just buy meth..
>>144482894Not saying they don’t suck but it’s so arbitrary how that shit is decided. It’s like, oh the chiefs are refbabbies so they’re really the 3rd seed not the 1st seed
>>144482881see >>144482851
>>144482926jj watterino will make these boys look silly
The year is 2024. Derek Carr is statistically the best passer in the league. Gardner Minshew has the highest completion percentage. The longest TD of the season is thrown by Sam Darnold. Baker Mayfield is undefeated and just barely behind Carr. Kylar Murray is throws a perfect 158 pass rating game.
>>144482926if you don't think this team is a contender you haven't been paying attention
>>144482883>>144482886>>144482898>>144482903>>144482905So many butthurt 9ers fans in here false flagging to make everyone hate the Vikings.
>>144482636wasn't kirko chungus like 2 and 4?
>>144482926You need a line not a QB. GMs are retarded.
>Ohio State QB Curse: Destroyed>Rookie QB starting woes: Destroyed>Panthers' hopes and dreams: DestroyedI'm convinced that the Bears are forcing Caleb to start because they saw Stroud light the league on fire his rookie year and want the same success he had.
>>144482926Steelers gonna test them
>>144482823Based
im going to do it if the lions miss the playoffs bros…
>>144482851The Bears actually tried running it but we're stuffed every single time. Kinda sad to watch actually.
>kangzcuckz getting way too cocky after two wins Precisely the reason I will take extreme joy in their Inevitable mid-season collapse
>>1444829454 and 4, but every loss was very silly turnover mistakes
>>144482931It’s not like that at all but they made the playoff format easier to understand this year for crayon eaters like yourself.
>>144482951Don’t need an apology form because I was a believer of him when got drafted.
>>144482877I'm a crack guy and only tried the other two twice. According to the girls they get off during sex while slamming meth or heroin. I've had one girl at a trap house start humping my leg like a dog in heat after slamming.
>>144482959Their o-line was awful.
>>144482939Remember when Case Keenum, Nick Foles, and Blake Bortles were 3/4 of the remaining QBs in the playoffs?
>>144482959That line is atrocious, i watched the game and they couldn’t open holes and when caleb tried to pass they’d basically run through open holes to pressure him. He got pressured like 40 times
>>144482944>t. retard>>144482964Believing this team can make the wildcard is cocky? Surely you have an argument?
>>144482977Yes. Based BEWD
>>144482966FSU literally went undefeated in a major conference and missed the playoffs. That’s completely arbitrary
>>144482958Goof expended the remainder of his energy last year. Sorry bro. The Lions are back.
>>144482964Are you done with your little tantrum now?
>>144481975Its over, time to be a cringe fanbase and a losing one.
>BENCHED
>>144482974Go Eagles btw.
>>144482977Thank fuck Brady didnt win that one
>>144482984>t. 9ers fan
>>144482039>1 - 16
>>144483001I would bully and do anything I wanted to that twink. Not surprised he got benched.
>>144482996>in a major conference lol
friend of mine posted this on instagram lolGo chiefs
>>144482951>can't throw outside in bad elementschoofs defense won't him run veers all game and stop throwing when it's too windy like he did against northwestern lol
>>144483015Andy Dalton will drag the team to more than one winHe could beat the Raiders and Giants at the very least
>>144483022See your comment shows it’s all arbitrary and college has no real rules, why it is inferior to nfl
Whats the WHO DAT meter at right now?
>>144483028love a desperate slampig
>>144482039Unfortunate
>>144483039Best team in the league right now. Indisputably.
>>144483029>can't throw outside in bad elementsThere are Anons here that argue playing in outside in bad weather is gay and more teams should have domes.
>>144482996Yeah and they sucked ass
>>144483039I'm scared of the Eagles on Sunday....
>>144483001Why is this young boy not accompanied by his parents
>>144483041Based self live enthusiast
>>144482590>half of them look like clueless instathot bimbos when they throw anything else than a football. people that know how to throw don't do thisThat's because they don't know how to read a defense, and they're just playing backyard football. give them a year of studying, and fixing their mechanics and if they still can't play for shit then you can move on. making them start from the beginning is retarded because not everyone is mentally tough if things go bad especially in this day&age where everyone is using social media and people are trolling for fun.
>>144483047Settle down, you beat the panturds and cowgoyim. Sweep the cuccs and win the NFCS first.
>>144483001the fact that he made the NFL is a big achievement for us manletbros
>>144483048This is true. The should just slap a dome on top of every stadium. Weather is gay.
>>144483028We're americans we know lots of fat people
>>144483064He would 100% look like a franchise QB if he went somewhere like Minnesota or LA.
>some anon is mindbroken by the vikingsWhat a time to be alive
are the chiefies done?
>>144483062They've dominated in both games they've played in. Whine all you want about their opponents, but they're doing what good teams do to whoever they play.
>>144483048Very clear looking at outdoor QBs that playing in domes makes you a worse player. Every good outdoor north QB has numbers in a dome that no dome QB has in their own place.Brees and manning have the 7th-8th best QB ratings in domes among contemporary qbs. The other 6 are better by a lot too
>>144483028Post moar!
>>144483081It is weird. How can the Vikings of all teams mindbreak you?
>>144482926>strong outside>weak as fuck insideJust bull rush the interior
>>144483079I can see mcvay fixing him.If Minnesota didn't draft JJ maybe they would trade for him, but that's unlikely now.
>>144482997>The Lions are backThe eternal recurrence of the same
>>144482827Any of the harder drugs. Also, it's not that they instantly decide to fuck without a rubber, it's more like after you've been fucking for hours and run out of a condom pack you both want to take another hit and keep the party going, so you end up doing it raw. Trust me, I've been doing this for decades and never saw an exception. Druggie take risk and the vast majority of escorts are druggies. Probably only met 5 out of 120 girls that didn't do drugs in the last 2 decades
Myles Garrett needs to request a trade.
>>144482633I'm too scared to try this for a number of reasons. (Stds, getting my wallet stolen, being too nervous to get it up). The most I've done is gone to a dominatrix to slap me around a little.
>>144483108i can fix him
>>144483058>>144483058>>144483084How drunk are you Aussiebro?
>>144482374Darnold could be a savant for all we know. It's different when you're actually out there. Deion Sanders was a hall of fame player and he's a retarded fucker getting outcoached on a near weekly basis by guys who were "bums" in high school and college
>>144482925>Chiefs fans
>>144483105their guards are playing alright it’s the center who’s lagging the most
>>144482951stroud strikes me as the kind of guy who goes to the store for one thing and comes home with 5 things that don't include what he originally went for
Dubs decide which team ends up with Arch Manning
>>144483124i don't want to talk about it (taking a shot every 30 minutes)
>>144482981Waldron refuses to put Caleb under center and run the ball. Bears backs averaged good YPC last year, their OL can get push downhill but instead they're trying to block exotic stunts because it's 3rd and long again. Once you get some good first down runs from under center you can counter with PA but Waldron won't do the first step. Expecting a rookie QB to run a spread offense throwing 40 times while the defense has their ears pinned back is insane.
>>144482602no. darnold got 10million for a reason and kevin being a former qb he knows what it's like to be out there too early, and plus with dwayne haskins and the redskins
>>144483148MY titans
>>144483148Jetties
>>144483099She's from Ecoador i believe
>>144483139Literally me.
>>144483148Patriots
>>144483148Steelers
>>144483139You sure know a lot about guys
>>144483148iggles
>>144483148chiefs
>>144483148Seahawks
>>144483148how many Mannings are out there? the fuck
>>144481983He's thrown a lot more completed passes than I thought Captcha: GAY4AY
>>144483148THE Chicago Bears
>>144483148San Antonio Brahmas
>>144483148The proudest NFL expansion franchise, the San Diego Fleet
>>144482944Only Lions fans do that, dipshit.
>young benched this is gonna be the kind of game where the backup throws 5 tds because there's no recent tape on him isnt it
>>144483148
Whoever makes the next thread, please have it be Sam darnold themed to further drive the insanity of that one anon
>>144481990Please, seriously, I am begging you, kill yourself. I am being 100% sincere, we would all be better off if you killed yourself.
>>144483148Bears
>>144483148giants
>>144483197>jenny giving betting advicebased
>>144483148He dies in the taxi ride to the draft.
>>144483148The Prison Yard Buttpackers
>>144483148I'll break this trend, go raiders
>guy going on about doing drugs and having unprotected sex with prostitutes>Maholmes Brady stat fag>dune coon blogposting >some retard seething about the Vikings>can’t get dubs Yeah I’m thinking this is the worst general on 4chan
>>144483148Dolphins
>>144483199>>144483223>>144483223
>>144483220Kwab
>>144483148Detroit
>>144483148Saints
>>144483148Get
>>144483148Baltimore ravens…eternally cucking the nigger they have at qb now
>>144482929You can find anything in any major usa city by simply Googleing for an escort website then once you get done fucking just tell her what you're looking for and they'll call up their dealer, but don't fuck with drugs unless you want to ruin your life like I have.
>>144483148The queefs of course
>>144483148Niners
>>144483244Kek You fucking idiot
>>144483083no, KC is a pass first team regardless
>>144482691The Pac12 Is coming back next year. The Oregon civil war game on Saturday also had the Pac12 logo on the field.
>>144483246howd it ruin your life?
>With RB Isiah Pacheco expected to be sidelined 6-8 weeks, the Chiefs are bringing their former RB Kareem Hunt back to Kansas City for a Tuesday visit, per league sources. Hunt could help fill the Chiefs’ running back void.OH SHITOHFUCKOH SHITOH SHITOH FUCK
>let go of Yeast for no reason a week ago>JJIII out 4-6 weeks nowLarry David himself must be advising this team with all the comical errors we've made just 2 weeks into the season
>>144482657I'm a PhD student on a stipend and my wife makes more than 3x what I do. My life is great.
