NFL Headlines - September 16, 2024Chiefs bringing in Kareem Hunt for Tuesday visitX-rays on Los Angeles Chargers QB Justin Herbert, leg, negativeGiants K Graham Gano facing multi-week absencePanthers benching former No. 1 overall pick Bryce Young after 0-2 start; Andy Dalton to start at QBLions WR Amon-Ra St. Brown diagnosed with contusion and crampingColts DT DeForest Buckner suffered ankle sprain SundayDolphins are signing QB Tyler Huntley off Ravens practice squadJags QB Trevor Lawrence on Jacksonville's 0-2 start: 'We suck right now'Panthers will stick with Bryce Young at QB despite historically bad dayChiefs RB Isiah Pacheco sent to IR with broken fibulaCowboys call Saints loss 'unacceptable,' eye 'reset'Caleb Williams 'a little bruised up' after seven-sack night vs. TexansJoe Mixon to be evaluated after injuring ankle against the BearsSaints HC Dennis Allen after Alvin Kamara's 4 TDs vs. Cowboys: 'I never felt like he was an aging running back'Report: Browns quietly added no future protection to Deshaun Watson's contract beyond 2023
My Steelers :)
>>144485906can we PLEASE keep the gamethread in the general instead of autistically making a separate gamethread??? /hoc/ does a really good job with this and we should do it too
Way too early superbowl prediction based off of injuries and other teams going 1-1.
Slim Reaper gonna have a good game tonight
Just took a fat steaming Dan Campbell lads
>>144485933/hoc/ is retard central. Shan't be associated with them.
>black qbs
>mfw another Stephen A. vid is posted
>>144485906>he’s still seething about the MINNESOMALIA VIKANGZ N SHEITSettle down, Beavis. They’re 0-4 in owls.
>>144485933how many times are you going to post this?
>>144485943You cannot ask for a better receiving tandem than Devonta Smith and AJ Brown.
Congrats to Vikingschads for buckbreaking a schizo this hard. Didn't think you had it in you.
>>144485962Yeah and they can't even reach them anymore to lose in them
>>144485906Coach Primate.
>>144485967Jalen never gets credit for having two 1000 yard WRs, two years in a row.
vikechads make ya seethe troonie?
>>144485956Hembo!>>144485959Nobody likes that clown. How many co-hosts has he had? His whole schtick is that he's 'a brother' and even black people find him annoying as hell.
>>144485933Glad you found a gimmick
>>144485933No way fag
>>144485981And there it is
>0 super bowls>seetheNo I think not
Thank You Based Minshew
reminder that if you talk shit about the chiefs you will earn a 3 day vacation
>>144485933yes lets do this, and i'm putting you in charge of making the threads. don't let us down, anon.
>0 superbowls>still lives rent freehow do we do it vikechads?
Not even a Kangz fan but if you obsess this much over a poverty franchise, either you root for a poverty franchise yourself or you're just autistic.
>>144486010Kansas City Chiefs are pathetic imitation of the Patriots dynasty and the zoomers of today will think it's the greatest thing ever
>>144486023>either you root for a poverty franchise yourself or you're just autistic.It's both lmao
>>144486010based jannyball
Is there a current Wide Receiver who consistently makes more amazing catches than Devonta Smith?
>>144486027They’re both soulless. The last soulful dynasty was the Montana Niners.
>poverty franchiseBut enough about the Viqueers
>>144486045Courtland Sutton averaged one circus catch a game last year.
Rooting for Baker this season. The Bucs look legit, but also the Saints. Kubiak lit a fire under Carr's ass and his o-line's been tearing shit up.
>>144486048this, unironically
>>144486052Yeah, you're right. I forgot about him.
>>144486020Effortlessly
>>144486050Montana's dynasty got mogged by Brandy's and he was also exposed as a system babby by Steve Young. Brady leaving fucked the Patriots until today. They told Montana to fuck off to the Chiefs and won more super bowls
I have covid but I’m scared to go out. Is it safe to go in a grocery store?
>>144486048Based and true
>>144486048c u in 3
>>144486069>and won more super bowlsPlural?
If the Falcos win tonight, the NFCS will be the best division in football. How does that make you feel?
>>144486073yeah you won't get sick
>>144486073>nigga asking about a cold in 2019+5Kys pussy
It's never been more over :(
Eagle bros, are we eating tonight?
Mahomes is just the new refbabby that Rodgers used to be.
>>144486066I just looked up Devonta Smith highlights. Dude is unreal on the sideline.
>>144486073i got covid for going out so it doesn't really matter.
>>144486050>m-muh heckin sovlWalshbabby
>>144486069Steve Young was legitimately great but had to develop. Walsh tried replacing Montana with Young in 88 and he utterly shit the bed.
>>144486045His body control is insanely good
>>144486103walsh this bussy
this fucking guy
>>144486045Davonte Adams
Reminder that the Eagles are /ourguys/
>>144486117How does Scalp Van Pelt still have a job?
>>144486117Is that Captain Faggot?
>>144486081Oh excuse me they only won one super bowl with Joe Montana's backup. What are all of Brady's doing again? If I recall every single back up of his has been exposed as a fraud.
Caleb scored
>>144486124He cucks out his "wife" to executives
>>144486080>>144486075>>144486062What was posted???
>>144486124SVP is actually one of the few things on ESPN that isn't retarded
>>144486123extremely brave and based
>>144486124What do you mean? He's the only one on ESPN other than the PTI guys that's worth a shit
>>144486095wrong. mahomes is the new brady, and stroud will be the new rodgers
>>144486117Still not as gay as Scott Van Pelt
>>144486139>t. baldlet
>>144486123The Falcons are perfect for you.
>>144485941would be kino
>>144486121Shane Gillis is a tryhard unfunny faggot
>>144486045This bussy
Reminder that the Niners were undefeated in the Super Bowl when their quarterbacks were white. Then they put Crappernick in and angered the football gods. Then they apologized and put an Italian in and further angered the gods. Then they apologized again and put in a swarthy brown-eyed boy and incurred the gods' wrath again.
>>144486123Holy shit…are poltards actually like this?
>>144486139>t. faggot
lmfao imagine thinking Eagles aren't winning tonight
>>144486059Legit I'm shocked how good the o-line is
/nfl/'s king speaks:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FUowYCBeml8
>>144486172This. Falcons lost to 6 field goals at home lmao.
>>144486167God has been punishing them since they benched Alex Smith for Kaepershit. The only test he gave Harbaugh was to not trust a black QB when Smith recovered l and he failed and the 49ers/Harbaugh have been ruined ever since
>>144486154my hair is so fucking thick it gets annoying and unmanageable if I don't get a hair cut
>>144486167Joe Montana is Italian
>>144486175Why can't FOX float him some cash for a nose job?
>>144486123jannies absolutely seething
>>144486195Was he the first great black QB?
>spend hours watching gay and cuck porn>take screenshots of the best parts >post them on speeWhy?
>>144486172i don't think any falcon fans have faith in kirk cousins but that's when he's most dangerous. 30-27 eagles win
>>144486093They still have a chance against the Rams and maybe Pats. Cardinals if they keep it up will be a loss
CLEAN IT UP JANNIECLEANITUP
>>144486123And there it is.
This is Isaiah Rodgers. He is a very good CB that tonight is playing his first NFL game in 629 days despite doing absolutely nothing wrong. Congratulate him on his return to football.
>>144486204No, that was Johnny Unitas
>>144486206Because I'm an Eagles fan
should I bet on Philadelphia?There’s no way Kirk performs on prime time right
ESPN is going to show the Foles retirement right? If they don't I will seethe.
>>144486048>Jannie is deletes another posts for saying KikeKek what a kike jannie bitch
>won't be able to watch MNF on DirecTV because of the whole Disney v Direct TV B'sAhhh I'm gonna have to stream this shit
now that the dust has settled, was it a mistake to sign poop poopoop to the biggest contract in nfl history?
>>144486225Does it still taste like shit?
>He is THIS mad about my KANGZKWABOTY.
>>144486172T.bf I've been worried about this game all week. It's definitely a trap game, especially with AJB out.
Jalen Hurts
MY FUCKING PANTHERS 0-17 BET FUCK YOU ANDY DALTON
>>144486197Cool it with the antisemitism
>>144486189The curse happened after we passed on Aaron Rodgers
>>144486239who does he hurt
>Panturds are benching Bryce Young
>>144486238Devonta Smith and Dotson will eat Atlanta's ass.
>>144486238It's not a trap game, it's just uncertainty. I have no real idea what this Eagles team is and I really don't know what the Falcons are either.
>>144486231
>>144486133Zesty fag
>>144486261They're not done jacking off to it yet
>>144486261Almost like they have an agenda or something
>niners all dead first two weeks>played week 1 vs the Jetsis this deja vu?
Did everyone forget that the Eagles have Saquon? I feel like he could easily have a monster game tonight
The "Slim Reaper" is such a good nickname.
>>144486263Eat this bussy
>>144486225I never drank this in the first place so I remain the clear winner no matter what.Now, Miller High Life... thats a real beer right there.
>>144486261stop noticing things
>>144486197He's italian and only has a distant jewish uncle. Probably has as much jewish blood as all of us which is very little.
>>144486283Reap this bussy
>>144486286Based Champagne of Beers enjoyer
>>144486282please go back>>>/pol/
>>144486283yeah it's pretty great
>>144486286>thats a real beer right there.Based. They still sell glass 40s of them too.
>>144486282Mmmm... Based.
4-13
>>144486282Did you know Kikes control their nigger pets by using ancient sorcery to baal and moloch? It’s satanic mind control using sorcery on a bunch of low-iq apes
>>144486197>>144486290>He's italian and only has a distant jewish *uncle.*grandfather*>*Wright is of partial Polish-Jewish descent through one of his grandfathers.
>>144486282
>>144486280I had a a strong feeling our season was going to be like 2020 after we lost the SB, and everyone got injured. I mean, it's not as bad as the Rams have it right now but we'll see. I don't think we are winning the division this year, might not even make the playoffs
>>144486281Falcons have a decent interior line (though their edge rushers and LBs are ass)
>>144486261based jannies makin ya seethe
>>144486261go back you whiny faggot
>>144486282HH brother
>>144486282holy stunning and brave
uh janny fag I think you missed the porn image
>MNF is Washington at Cinci
Canales is just a Baker baby. He will never win without him.
It's his night
>>144486313It's like Aaron is the bad juju, just a reminder that he was the home town kid they passed up on.
>>144486231it'd be one thing if they won an owl, but giving him a raise after they lost to green gay in the wildcard round (which was 48–16 going into the 4th quarter) was just fucking dumb. what's dak going to do, play better now that there's less money to go around? he wasn't fucking going anywhere either
>>144486159>deletes a harmless post containing facts about (((them)))>leaves up bbc cucked porn
>>144486314>*cough* hey coach, can we trade for another all-pro pass catcher?
They're gonna honor /ourguy/ Big Dick Nick Foles tonight
>>144486328Canales is a Baker and Geno merchant, but I'm lowkey rooting for him and the Panthers. I just feel bad for that fanbase and team (aside from Tepper)
>mfw I get to watch my favorite football team play a game on Monday night
>>144486348if ESPN doesn't show it I'll never watch another ABC or ESPN game again.
jannies are most likely reddit rejects and or troons. of course they would leave cuck porn up. what kind of loser would sign up for a job that pays 0 dollars and 0 cents lol
>>144486352he's gonna get a pick tonight
>>144485933I actually meant to type - can we PLEASE keep the BBC in my mouth instead of autistically putting them in my bottom??? /hoc/ does a really good job with this and we should do it too
>>144486349Tepper has got to be the biggest kwab in the league. Him or Jerry.
How would you rate this performance?
>>144486107Steve Young is a top 10 QB. He led the league in passer rating, completion percentage, and touchdowns almost every year he played. The only thing that stopped him from winning multiple Super Bowls was the peak of his career happened to coincide with the Cowboys dynasty. His career stats would be more impressive if he didn't sit for so long behind Montana.
>>144486374babby/10
>>144486374mahomesian
>>144486374checkdown merchant
>>144486335We also passed on Brady. I mean everyone did multiple times but the 9ers were close on getting him and like Rodgers, he wanted to be a 49er
>>144486376Steve Young was a system babbyWhy wasnt he good in Tampa?
>>144486374>2 intsTrash.
>>144486360So has the rest of America
>>144486374GOAT
im nervous, igglesbros
>joke question: do you miss me? >serious answer: Yes. it's a good thing to be missed. You know, I've learned over the years....
I don't buy it. Seems flukey.
>>144486374refs
>>144486388Yeah, karma.
>>144486404>shit all over the Panthers and CowgirlsWhen's he gonna play a real team
>>144486392He struggled early in his career like Brees.
>>144486404they were up so much and could do whatever they want in the run game I can see this. also wtf is with the narrative that they've scored on every drive this year? they've punted and he had a INT.
>>144486414Next week.
>>144486400He's a certified football autist
>>144485941its chiefs niners part 2 and youre retarded if you think otherwise.
>>144486216How are the nfl and pretty much all professional sports not endlessly mocked for their 180 on sport betting stance? Sad
>>144485941The Eagles are going to the Superbowl.
>>144486404Receivers are getting separation, OLine has protected well so far, plus a lot of well designed screens.
>>144486426They are very aware of the optics and will work to promote safe betting. Brought to you by Draft Kings btw
>>144486434and there it is
>>144486434>Kool-Aid: wow that's racistkek
>>144486404When he beat the panthers I didn't care, now that he beat the cowboys I think Carr is going to cook this season
>>144486436>safe bettingLolLmao>please drink responsibly :^)
MONDAYNIGHTFOOTBALL
>>144486426>>144486436This.It's kinda like promoting a strike for higher wages. Same thing the UFC did.
>>144486418They've scored on every touchdown drive retard
Rough. Are injuries up this year? I feel like there have been a lot already.
gambling is the lowest form of addiction
If Eagles lose tonight Cuckiani needs to go and Jalen Farts needs to go
>>144486458>they scored every time they scoredwhat the fuck... someone get this to offensive coaches everywhere
>>144486458>They've scored on every touchdown drive retard>They've scored on every touchdown drive >retard
>>144486462>torn pecsounds painful
>white man is athletic>white man gets old>white man starts tangible business>white man succeeds honestly>white man creates franchise>white man gets older>white man sees times change>white man gets harassed out of franchise>jew buys white man's franchise>jew knows better>jew destroys franchise>jew seethesPanthers got DEI'd. Many such cases!
>>144486426Maybe it has to do with the mountains of money they make, and by extension the mountains of taxes collected by states on sports betting.Just a thought.
>>144486434not even trolls could disagree with that
>>144486436>>144486448I used to have a GAMBLING PROBLEM but then I called HOTLINE and now I’m all better! Thanks fanduel
>CJCJ signed a 3 year dealwtf I completely forgot it was 3 years, I genuinely thought it was a 1 year deal
>>144486487You're welcome. Also, vote for your first black woman of color, she's gonna give you a lot of free money to buy a house and start a business to stop inflation.
>>144486477Why are cattle like this? Are they really this mindbroken?
>>144486447saved
Bros I just heard the funniest nickname for Deshaun Watson.Groper Cleveland.I can explain if you didn’t get it.
>>144486475They look super nasty too. Just a massive ass black and blue bruise
underrated need for a big game from gainwell
>>144486503QRD?
>>144486503Average American gets it, Deepak.
Passing touchdowns through two weeks:2019: 1052020: 1102021: 1102022: 1052023: 862024: 66*
>>144486514Because Deshaun Watson is an alleged rapist so it’s like he’s a groper and he plays in Cleveland.So it’s like that American president Grover Cleveland.
>>144486514It's a play on Grover Cleveland you stupid spic. How did the Leaf know it but you didn't?
Eagles/Falcons gamethread>>144486525>>144486525>>144486525
>>144486519and there it is
>>144486513Friendship ended with Kenny, Will Shipley is my best friend now
two games into the season, Darnold has been the best QB in his division. His performance in Sunday’s 23-17 win over the San Francisco 49ers was particularly impressive as he threw for 268 yards and two touchdowns against one of the best defenses in the NFL. Darnold is 2-0, and he might be in the perfect situation to help him revive his career much like Jared Goff did in Detroit
>>144486462
>>144486376Agree generally, I just don't think his greatness discounts Montana's & I don't think you could have replicated Montana's best years at the end with Steve. Once again, Walsh actively tried to do so, as he seemed to earnestly believe Steve was straight up better, which counts for something, but he was demonstrably worse than Joe whenever Bill tried to plug him in, and he struggled as the starter in 91. George Seifert even had Steve Bono starting over Young before breakout his MVP season (Steve only got back in due to Bono's injury).
>>144486519Retirements by year of top 50 career passing yard leaders:2022: Brady, Ryan2021: Roethlisberger, Fitzpatrick, Newton2020: Brees, Rivers, Smith2019: Manning (Eli)Active players in the top 50 career passing yards9. Aaron Rodgers11. Matthew Stafford18. Joe Flacco19. Russell Wilson24. Kirk Cousins25. Derek Carr26. Andy Dalton35. Ryan TannehillAnd that is it. Of that group only Rodgers, Stafford, Cousins, and Carr are logging minutes. Dalton will return to that group next week, Wilson TBD. Kirk Cousins might already be cooked. We'll find out tonightActive players 51-100 career passing yards:52. Goff55: Prescott61: Mahomes95: AllenIf you go back to 2019, Brees, Brady, Rivers, Manning, Roethlisberger, Ryan, Rodgers, Stafford, and Flacco were all playing and inside the top 25 in career passing yards, or 36% of the greatest passing yard QBs in history. Carson Palmer was in that group as well but retired in 2018. Of the 23 of the top 50 passers of all time, 15 of them retired in the last decade. The numbers are fairly similar for Passing TD leaders, but Prescott and Mahomes are inside the top 50 of that group.So for all intents and purposes the golden era of NFL passers has ended and the league is struggling to replace them. Could also be an aberration but we won't know that for 5-10 years
>>144486475>>144486506I've seen videos of it happening to power lifters, it's like their man boob grows legs and tries to run away
>>144486526>>144486530Who? Lol
>>144486544He went 3-0 on the Panthers one year then it all fell apart
>>144486557Glad I don't bench more than I should.
>>144486526oh i thought it was because he's an alleged rapist, and he groped the browns into giving him a huge contract despite being shit
>>144486478Maybe it has to do with the mountain of upvotes and by extension the mountains of karma by redditors like yourself
>>144486519>>144486553This is happening cause less white QBs are coming into the league
>>144486561You have to go back
>>144486593>white QBs
>>144486592I wouldnt know about any of that. Ill defer to your clear expertise in reddit culture in this matter.
>best QB in the league rnAPOLOGIZE TYBC
>>144486519I think it's just the cycle of the chess match between offense and defense. In recent past defenses were more static and QBs that could process pre-snap dominated. Now defenses are multiple and disguise pre-snap. Plus, the RPO has been solved, so defenses have more a chance to get on the front foot and dictate terms of the fight.
>>144486607im going to fucking skin you alive you fucking tourist
>>144486593 it's because college is only producing meme dual threat qbs black or white. guys like carson beck needs to succeed so people go back to believing in them
>>144486614>Beats 2 bum ass teamsWhen he beats a team like the Bills or Chiefs then we'll talk.No Dallas is not good.
>>144486593>>144486553>>144486618>>144486519Pundits will tell you it's 'shell' coverage, but it's more nuanced than that...We've now hit the point where the pendulum swings back.Football has (forever) had a natural cycle.Offenses start to spread out; passing becomes more explosive.Defenses adjust by putting lighter players on the field to match the space.Offenses predictably run the ball.Running the ball not only slows the game down but requires muscle.Offenses shift to heavier personnel.Light (Nickel) defenses are caught in the middle; they still have to defend the pass but are getting hammered in the run game.The difference in this iteration is analytics.The Spread Revolution has won, and we are not returning to the smashmouth days of the '90s and early '00s.Football has become a space sport. Still, offenses are utilizing their advanced knowledge of space to gain advantages in the run game.You throw to score and run to win.Defenses have become very skilled at eliminating explosive plays. Quarters and split-field coverages have increasingly become popular the past 5-6 seasons in the NFL. Teams can now cap verticals, eliminate free access throws, and force QBs to 'work.'Offenses have countered by utilizing more TEs, FBs, and personnel groupings, which in turn force the defense to stay in Base structures. This is why they run on Safeties this offseason.It was a curious case in the evolution of football.Defenses are also finding ways to create formations to counter QBs and OCs who love to pick from a highly curated list of plays to counter their personnel.It used to be that you line up and play. Now, what you see isn't necessarily what you get. This is where we are today.
get belicheat the fuck off the field
>just run it and you'll winboomerball is so back
>>144486631t. been on 4chan since 2020 because he was out of school for covidI've had a trip on /sp/ older than you faggot
>Klint Kubiak makes Carr look eliteImagine what he'll do with Mahomes 2.0. THE WHITE MAN MARCHES ON
The Patriots are an alright team with a bad quarterback. He can't pass the ball and it cost them Sunday, that should have been an easy game. They need Maye to start ASAP.
Face it, >your team's owner could never
>>144486644In 2020, we saw the Fangio-adjacent system become popular.The system runs most of their defense from a two-high shell and uses weak rotation Cover 3 and split-field coverages to mask intentions:Using a two-high shell protects the defense from shot plays and forces the QB to work through their reads post-snap. As play-action became popular, defenses shifted to a two-high shell for leverage and disguise. The result was lower scoringFangio's influence on coverage has made it more difficult for QBs to disipher what they are getting. The days of Aaron Rodgers and Peyton Manning sitting in static formations, reading the defense, and then attacking the space are gone.Offenses are utilizing pre-snap motion to get defenses to show their cards.This, in turn, lends itself to utilizing split-field structures that are 'even' and less affected by these quick motions. The constant cat and mouse game has created the game we see right now.Teams also are utilizing hybrid off-ball LBs to create different front structures without allowing the offense to get a bead on what they are doing on a down-to-down basis & the use of an extra Safety, matches the hybrid TEs on the field while still giving the defense the schematic flexibility to run Nickel:We are transitioning from the NFL's Spread Ear to its new iteration. Offenses are not abandoning the pass but being more thoughtful about when to throw it.This is still a QB-driven league, but OCs are quickly shifting to building robust run games to counter light defenses.
>>144486654sweet summer child
>porn still up
>>144486653>LBs and DBs get thinned and faster trying to keep up with the passing game.>Everyone starts running the ball down their throats and daring them to try and outmuscle the OLLooks like a new meta dropped
>>144486670My owner is too busy driving around whores in his astro van and getting 600 dollar bowlcuts
>>144486653>emphasise good line play>make sure your team doesn't make retard playscrazy how simple it is to win games
How come the only black QBs to win Superb Owls are cornball brothers like Russell Wilson or Patrick Mahomes who are basically White? How come it's never someone from the hood with street cred like Lamar Jackson or Michael Vick?
>>144486644You seem to know a lot about football. What defensive coverages are best to run on 2nd and medium and what's the reason for it?
>>144486531based
>Panthers
>>144486654>t. doesn't know how to tpost
i need an NFL related file name for this ASAP
>>144486653unironically true. DCs has caught up to the OCs, if your team don't have a good running game it's joever.
>>144486701
Why do you think Caleb likes being gay?
Gardner Minshew, QB, Las Vegas Raiders | It’s safe to assume that nobody expected the Raiders, led by Minshew, to go in and upset the Baltimore Ravens, who are one of the Super Bowl favorites in the AFC. But that’s exactly what happened on SundayMinshew rallied the troops from a 16-6 deficit to come back and score two touchdowns and two field goals in the second half after the offense was shut down in the first two quarters.he got Davante Adams (nine receptions, 110 yards, one touchdown) and Brock Bowers (nine catches, 98 yards) more involved as the game went on
>>144486718Does >>>/biz/ have sports betting?
>>144486701Doug Williams straight gangster
>>144486674Why do youwrite every sentencein a new line??
>>144486717It feels good
>>144486654t. seething nfce fan
>>144486737Not his words, they're just copied tweets from this guyhttps://x.com/The_Coach_A/status/1835654203844247619
>>144486728Been here since 04, about the same time.
>>144486702he's copying and pasting from matchquarters.com
>>144486708Dallas Cowboys Season in Review
kek
>>144486789trip on coward
>>144486728>t. newfag
>>144486792JUST
>>144486501because jewish livestock are incapable of creation, only corruption
>>144486741What feels good? A dick in the asshole? Being a fruity faggot out in public? enlighten me
>>144486545kek (pec)
>>144486792why is that faggot near my team rn
>>144486827All of it. You haven't truly lived if you are straight. The gay experience is a 24/7 high.
>be gay>have sex with menWhy are Lions fans like this?
>Rams have an early byeI was mad at first but given the injuries, thank god we'll have a week to reset. Just need to make it through this patch around .500
>>144486974Based Hurts and Allen
>>144486974>QBs that will never win the SB
>>144486974GUN SLINGERSFUCK IT IM GOING DEEP
If I see the Kelces in another commercial/commentary team/cereal, I'm gonna put a gun between my teeth.
Is that Kelce's wife in that tostitos/NFL network commercial? Much cuter than the broken leg pics
Is college football as rigged as the NFL?
I'm old enough to remember when the rainbow marshmallows were new to Lucky Charms.
The Roman Emperor Claudius' wife Messalina once had a competition with a prostitute to prove she could get a train ran on her longer than her and won.If Brittany Mahomes did that, her averages would go down.
>>144487060yes>>144487061crunch berrys weren't even a thing
>>144487061Blue m&msCrystal pepsi
>>144487061>>144487078Remember when Trix were shaped like fruit?
>>144487096silly faggot, dicks are for chicks.
>>144487060Incredibly rigged. You can't even win unless you're a big program
>>144487096made them healthier anon, as they changed the goyslop ingredients.
>>144487096>>144487114they went back to fruits now. Had some a few months back. theyr'e good
>>144487060Even more soTheir standings are determined by a fucking committee
>>144487132None of that shit is good for you. It's all chemically altered dried out mush and sugar.
>>144487072Poor Claudius. One of my favorite emperors from the principate.
>>144487072I'd do anything to watch. Does that kind of thing happen in college sororities?
Is this the official manningcast thread?
>straight to gambling>you know how this works by nowok...
when will the cowboys become good again?
>>144487227When Jerry dies. Simple as.
>>1444872272040? I doubt the ownershit structure is that well built based on how he manages his teams.
>>144487227you know what needs to happen
>>144487227When is Gray gonna fuck her
Watson did nothing wrong except for play shitty football. Who cares about women especially prostitutes?
Was Mike Macdonald the reason for the Ravens success? They look like a completely different team.
>>144486404>ends the game after 11 throwsbased
Undefeated gang rise up
>>144487227Playoffs. Everybody laughing now will see the error of their ways. Cowboys have the best team in the NFC this season. It will be Chiefs Cowboys in the biggest super bowl of all time. Watch and see.
>have Devonta, Saquon, Goedert>throw it to Covey and CalcaterraOverthinking it
>>144487392HOLDING, number 76, OFFENSE. Sorry to Travis Kelce's HOF career. Replay third down.
>>144487438Hurts is a systembabby
>>144487438Might be pulling the new strat taken from Cardinals. Just throw to retards to fuck up your next week opponent's defensive playbook, then halfway through the 1 quarter, you send it 50 yards out to a real player for a touchdown.
>>144487171i don't give a shit, faggot
>>144487464No more than most QBs. He's not Purdy or anything.
>>144487178gave us a kino show too
>>144487516He has it even easier than Purdy
Hurts is better than Josh Allen
cousins = black joe flacco
>>144487576You realize Gardner is gonna shit the bed in 4 weeks right?
Took Barkley 4 carries to outgain the cowboys leading rusher this week.
My Saints will booty blast these 2 scrubs>>144486247Oof tough luckWorst case for you if Young start the entire season is winning 1 with the Giants.
>>144486653Blame Mahomes. He was lighting the league on fire and they finally discovered they could somewhat slow him down with the 2 high safeties now every team is doing it.
>>144487576BIMDTMS
>>144487585Say what now
>>144487622Rare ball knower in /nfl/
>>144487576please god no
>>144487622Cover 2 isn't new, mutthomo
>>144486431
>>144487060its bad anonits really really bad
jalen hurts is not him
>>144487668Typical /nfl/ ignoramus
>>144487585Joe Flacco >QB for the blackest, CTE-causing team in Ravens History, who he had to scrim every week.Kirk Cousins>QB that threw to a white WR, a WR who you don't trust around your sister, and zoomer inspiration JJ with meme defenses.
Reminder that Temujin is a latina living in California.
>>144487608>>144487626>>144487647trade comp is expected to be a mid to 2nd rounder and AOCyoung would sit behind minshew for the year
If something doesn't happen soon I'm gonna go watch Kill Tony instead, I watched last nights shitty SNF match up, not gonna watch these two shit teams punt all night.
>>144487749>trade a 2nd pick and a better QB for BryceWhat a terrifyingly Mark Davis thing to suggest
>>144487464and what system would that be?
>>144487819The one with the most stacked supporting cast in the league
>>144487749>Trading for a pocket passer that can't see over the line
>>144487622Wasnt that just a thing when Tyreek was with them
>>144487852>I'm retarded and don't know the words I useok bro carry on
>>144487608You realize Bryce has been shitting the bed since last year, right?Minshew might not be an all-pro but Young has never even shown flashes of being on Minshew's level.
holy shit what a snoozer, why wasn’t this a 1 pm game yesterday?
>>144488083eagles market draw
>>144488083Goodell has a fetish for Kirk Cousins in primetime week 2 in philly for whatever reason. It's been 3 years straight.
Cousins in this game is what an objectively bad QB looks like, for noobs tuning in. The difference between this and elite guys is an elite guy like a Mahomes would have hit the open guy deep for a TD. Cousins didn't even see him, then threw a wobbly pass to a different guy, too low
>DROPINSON
>>144488083>NFCE team>primetime
>>144488156excellent analysis
>>144487749>>144487920There's plenty of good QB who shit up their first and second seasons. Raider fans aren't gonna like this, but you need an actual franchise QB in the NFL now. It all starts from the QB position. You also need to develop QBs, or you turn into the Bears.Minshew is a career back-up that lights up the field for 3 weeks and gets glazed before he shits up the middle 7 and does great for a couple at the end. He is far from the player you need. Minshews value will only continue to go down, while Bryce has the ability to increase drastically in value after a good season or two.
when will NFL jerseys include sponsors Like basketball
>>144487908>system has nothing to do with its personnel
kirk cousins is not him
>>144486374What's the Pigskin pick em group?
>shit teams last night>shit teams tonightwhat the fuck is the NFL doing other than abusing their fans?
>>144488336Seriously should’ve put vikangz and 49jotos on tonight
>>144488214>develop OLine and depth>wait a year or two for a QB actually worth a shitYoung has zero value
>>144488214>you need an actual franchise QB in the NFL nowYeah so did Carolina and they went with Bryce, how'd that work out for them?Look, there's a difference between being a top prospect who struggles a little and needs a change of scenery to get better, and being utterly exposed as a hopelessly overmatched college wonder who's not made for the pros. Bryce isn't just struggling. He's like once in a generation bad right now.
consistent qb play is so rare that teams will trash their cap for mid-table starters like prescott and hurtshurts is unironically just a developed tebowlamar jackson is a 2-time mvp and he's the eighth highest paid player in the NFLif you have a qp you just fucking send it because you might end up like carolina if you don'tlook at the browns and now look at tampa bay
>tackle the QB into a 1st down
>hit qb>15 yard penalty>he runs>you box him to the sideline>he should go out of bounds, but cant push or touch him>he jukes and gets extra 10 yards and still not allowed to hit him>commentators act like the qb is somehow good for doing thisfucking garbage game and rules. just put a flag on him so the pussy sport can claim hes been hit.
>manningcast on one monitor>Kill Tony on another monitor>shitposting and playing CS on another monitor >sound from all of them turned up now this is pod racing!
About fucking time
>>144488588What is Kill Tony?
>IT'S OUT!IT'S OUT!>IT'S OUT!IT'S OUT!>IT'S OUT!IT'S OUT!>IT'S OUT!IT'S OUT!
>>144488651My Commies :)
>>144488651See, >we're doing just fine without Jacobs, haha...
>>144488629Amature stand up comedy show on youtube that has legendary comedian guests.
>>144488651>PanthersDamn
>>144488651Are the Panthers good being down there all alone?
>>144488684How was work today?
>>144488651Is there an equivalent chart for defense?
this is the least talented era of NFL football that I can rememberit's like anti-superstar
>>144488736yes
>>144488651>eagles rush EPA/play week one was negativeSurprising
>>144488749White genocide demands it.
>>144488734Normal sleepy day with a nap at home. It always does feel a tiny bit better on Monday with a Raiders W in my mind.
Kirk was such a KOCbab
>Throws a punch>No ejectionHuh?
Hot off the presses
>>144487668I'm regurgitating what I heard from a professional NFL broadcaster. Try again brainlet.
>>144488976didn't punch a chiefs player.
Jalen Hurts is better than Josh Allen
ZESTEST
>>144489052Lol.
>>144489023fucking bums
>>144489076We should discourage low effort lol pretending to be retarded posters.l by not giving them (You)s
>>144489023>>144489097kek
>>144489109Lol.
>>144489050You probably actually believe this
Almost snapped his neck there Jesus
Reminder that Temujin is a girl
[Detroit Free Press] 2nd person dies after shooting at Detroit Lions tailgate
I think she needs some plap plap correction
>>144489142What makes you say that
>>144487227Cowboys have been good for a while, they're just not next level great is all
red rocket bros we are so back
>>144489023the other angle ESPN showed was fucking impressive
>>144489229Not funny
who the fuck decided to put the commies on monday night next week, that team's ceiling is 4 wins
>>144489266so are the bengals
>https://x.com/BenjaminSolak/status/1835845153250013657>https://x.com/BenjaminSolak/status/1835850703241175426This is pretty interesting. Some in-game chess.
i fucking hate commercials for the NFL where they're just showing catches and then random commentators going>UNBELIEVABLEEE>CAUGHTTTT FOR A TOUCHDOWN!!!>HE'S DONE IT!!!once you notice how it's in every fucking commercial it drives you nuts
>>144489275But that resulted in him just running up the middle
>>144489245Got a link? I can webm it.
>>144489266we're going to see one of those against the bungles so that's fun
>>144489266Gotta give them 2 prime time games.
>>144488651Oh... well I'm sure minshew can carry us
>>144489309no link it was live, I'm sure one will turn up
>>144489281Never any sort of defensive highlights ever. Not just on networks, even people on YT posting highlights or talking about games and using footage only include defensive plays as a negative or blunder for the other team.
>>144488651So the Panthers are going winless, right?
>>144489281for me it’s players wearing their uniforms in commercials
>>144489316don't even have to give anybody a single one anymore. granted, the nfc east is always overrepresented in primetime, but the skins are the redheaded stepchild of the division, they could get away with shoving them on tnf in october once like they usually did in recent years
>yfw Trevor Lawrence is on a 7 game losing streak
So wait the Eagles couldn't onside kick even if they wanted to with the new rules?
Bryce Young might actually kill himself
>>144489443Reminder that shitlibs took Cowboys vs Redskins on Thanksgiving from us.
>>144489504Yeah I think by rule you can only do it at the end of the 4th quarter? And you have to be losing, too.
>>144489371Andy Dalton will win at least one game.
>>144489529fuck goodell >start of 2nd half>falcons just got a FG at the end of the 1st half>eagles kickoffperfect time for a sneak onside
>>144489504>>144489529>>144489548yeah.. i don’t think this semen slurping sport is for me
>>144489529did they bend to sportsbooks? nobody gets injured on onsides kicks.
>>144488588based Kill Tony enjoyer, I just found out about it because of Shane Gillis doing Trump with some other guy doing Biden a few weeks back.
>>144488588>>144488702>>144489609friendly reminder that the bucket they draw from has been gimmicked for years now
>>144489635They aren't really hiding it.
has kirk thrown a single pass of more than 5 air yards today? seems like the injury is affecting him more than i thought it would for a non-running qb
>>144486424niners aren't making the playoffs
Falcons have too many skill position players and a good enough oline to waste it with a washed up cuck cousins, put in penis already
>>144489691>has kirk thrown a single pass of more than 5 air yards today? He threw a couple
i could not give less of a shit about jason kelce holy shit
>>144489767Cry
>>144486010The Chiefs are nothing more than ref baby frauds
>>144489767he's a heckin wholesome quirk chungus, what are you some kinda trump supporter?
why wasn't this a DPI
>>144489781He looks like he a has a jew nose himself
>>144489780very annoying response well done
>>144489824because you, me or anyone else here isnt in the club
>>144489691>seems like the injury is affecting him more than i thought it would for a non-running qbKirk was always way better outside the pocket than inlike he wouldn't run down field but he always wanted to get some space
brady to tampa was the first tumorwe're in a shitty timeline
Falcons would be contending for the 1 seed if they had an actual good qb
>>144489833He was a jew that hated jews.
>>144489872it runs way deeper than that lil zoombro
what hotshot rookie superstar would you rather be watching instead of penix rotting on the bench for literally no reason?
>>144485941
>>144489959Bryce Young
what game did atlanta watch and be like "yeah we should give kirk 100 zillion"
>>144489833>he posts on 4channel and doesn't know about Bobby Fischernewfags need to lurk more before posting.
>>144485941bengals lions
>>144489991He really is like a talentless doug flutie. Seems like a decent guy but he really can’t ball
>>144490010>Bobby Fischer was born at Michael Reese Hospital in Chicago, Illinois, on March 9, 1943.[2] His mother, Regina Wender Fischer, was a US citizen,[3][4] born in Switzerland; her parents were Polish JewsBeen here longer than you i guarantee
>>144490055If you had been here longer than me (you haven't) you would have known Bobby Fischer was a kike and you would have known his story.
>>144490006The ones that showed the alternative qbs available
>>144489979Lmfao
>>144490094I’ve been here since 2008 man, i just don’t spend my time wondering who is jewish and who isn’t that’s /pol/ shit, i’m from the duckrolling, i think halo is a pretty cool guy era
>>144490136Where do you think you are virgin? You really have to bring this into every single thread? Can you please either kill yourself or have sex?
>>144489979Queefs are NOT gonna like this one...
>>144490121Nigger this entire website is /pol/ with certain interest boards
2016 really ruined this whole site.
Why isn't Desean Jackson playing? Is he injured?
>>144490165Yeah guys can we cool it with the anti-semitism?
>>144490185Obvious election tourist spotted, holy cow you are so new. /pol/ tier content is only prevalent on a few boards. Tell me, what content did /b/ mostly used to be?
>>144490228Been here since 08 my ass, calling people election tourists is some weak fucking cope even for a newfag.
if you got here after 06 you really have no business posting
Pretty sure even election tourists are familiar with Bobby Fischer by now, this newfag is really struggling.
>>144490268It’s true though, if you examine posting quality prior to 2016 and after 2016 there is a very stark difference. /pol/ has never been the basis for 4chan culture, it was always /a/ with a little /v/ and formerly /b/ thrown in until /b/ turned into a really poor quality porn board.
Eagles have a serious defensive line problem. They're too small and young and the DTs are the only ones doing anything.
>>144490268>>144490289>>144490299Malding so hard. Enjoy fag
>>144490303That all is probably true, just like you being a clueless newfag is true.
Are the saints actually legit? Or at least their offense?
>>144490342He admits he doesn’t know what 4chan used to be like. I just won, and now he will have to throw childish insults at me because he doesn’t have any other path of arguing with me.
>>144490348They have an actual OC now
thats a trash spot
>>144490342>malding so hard over not knowing a faggot chess playerNobody actually likes chess retard
>>144490372Before 2016 election it was nothing but naziboos dumbass.
>>144490348No. They're this season's Dolphins
>>144490228>/pol/ tier content is only prevalent on a few boards
2008 4chan was naziboos and ron paulbots, 2012 4chan was naziboos and ron paulbots, 2016 was trumpfags and naziboos, 2020 was trumpfags and paid shills, 2024 is paidshills and trumpfags.
>>144490402On /pol/ which was a mostly irrelevant board equivalent in stature to shitholes like /mlp/. Other than some gamergaters nobody gave two fucks about political shit
>>144490101>The ones that showed the alternative qbs available>andy dalton>sam darnold>joe flaccothey would've given you the same results but at a cheaper price.
>>144490442>quoting me with an image of a very mainstream animuShiggy
Lets run down memory lane of spees greatest hits.
>>1444904987-1 was still hilarious just because the germans were acting like they lost ww2 again
>>144490492>nooo don't post anime on this anime image board!!
>>144490530You can and should, but post a good one.
ManWhen did the internet get so srs bsns?
We’re getting OT
>>1444905782007, the internet used to be for weirdos and dorks
Reminder that the QB sneak is based and if you don't like it you're a pussy. It's the most honest play in the game. The stronger team wins.
>>144490622Hurts is probably the strongest QB too.
>>144490622It’s not an exciting play though
>>144490635Anthony Richardson mogs him
>>144490622what the eagles do isn’t a pure qb sneak
Falcons just need 40 yards to send it to OT.
>>144490658Yes it isGetting a stop on one is god tier play and happens frequently enough
>>144490658>stuffing a 4th and goal isn't exciting underraged
Why is everyone always afraid to throw deep now? A lot of receivers can’t really produce well after catch
>>144490675the pushers are a meme
>>144490718Better DBs
they didn't even pan the camera to the injured player, did maddox get tua'd or hamlin'd?
>>144490448vtuber site
>>144490718>dude just give the other team an equal chance to catch it to our guyHardly anyone has a qb capable of a decent deep throw and a line to give him enough time to chuck it
>>144490753There aren’t really many shutdown dbs though, maybe 3 at most
>>144490718>black qbs
>>144490786The line makes sense with how bad lines are right now, but qbs with big arms are not rare right now, even some mediocre qbs have huge arms.>>144490814Most of them do have big arms at least
>manningcast8^●
>no foulWhy was a flag thrown?
>>144490877He threw his helmet off but the refs picked it back up for some reason
>>144490893his helmet clearly fell off on its own
>25 points over two games with some of the best skill position talent in footballWhen are people gonna stop defending cuck cousins?
So many goddamn ads
This thread is in decline.
lets be honest the eagles are shit and 2-0 makes them look way better than they are.
>>144491038Should've traded for fields
>>144491099Bustin fails sucks
Baker is going to bake up a division title
>>144491113>2-0>5th highest PFF gradeok
>>144491097I actually think the Falcons defense is really good. Their offense is just slow.
>>144491113Doesn't cost 45 million dollars
>>144491129He was terrible with chicago and pittsburgh has a good d to take pressure off. I had to watch 3 years of him, he sucks.
>>144491183>>144491183>>144491183
>>144491171Yeah but Chicago is always terrible especially offensively. I think Jim Harbaugh was the last good qb that they have had, and whatever that retarded coaches name is is fucking worthless
>>144491116>Not so fast
