Special edition!
>laffs
Team Germanic Language FamiliesDraisaitl-McDavid-ReinhartTkachuk-MacKinnon-ForsbergKempe-Crosby-VerhaegheStamkos-Eichel-PointHedman-MakarSlavin-McAvoyJosi-BouchardSwaymanHellebuyckTeam Other LanguagesRantanen-Matthews-KucherovPanarin-Hughes-MarchessaultKaprizov-Barkov-AhoHyman-Kopitar-GirouxHughes-LetangHeiskanen-FoxHughes-HronekShesterkinVasilevskiy
/krak/
flicken the bean lasses
>fumes
Today I had to tell some chuds not to talk politics in the office.
>>144490466Would femBoogie
My penguins (:
>>144490485bro i completely forgot about this and i made it. fucking KINO
>>144490485>vegass
>>144490552woah good one i bet you came up with that on your own huh bud
>>144490491I don't think I would. I really don't like fatties.
>>144490595based phil giving toronna a day with the cup
Stephen hates Sidney I think the penguins are next to the Flames Knights Sennies Habs broship
dog """"""people"""""""" are the fucking worst
>>144490689>Flames Knights Sennies Habs broshipbased. broships rule
>>144490711It's Flames Knights Sennies Habs Pens now
>>144490708agreed. People who are obsessed with their dogs are fatiguing
>>144490752This but no knights. Copey is not in the broship
>>144490758Like people who bring their fuckin dog to the grocery store and other random errands. Like you need to be bullied.
>>144490815retard
>>144490689penguins need hugs
>>144490815Copey is on the board
>>144490845>Like you need to be bulliedMore like killed.
In several months time everyone is gonna be like >wtf how are stars this good You all know it’s true.
>>144491120based gay edgelord paperboy
>>144491120>they we're bodybuilding magazines i swear
>>144491153People are expecting the stars to be good you idiot
>>144491153Yeah I'm sure people will be confused how the team with the third most points in the last two years, that also went to the conference finals both years is good.
In a handful of weeks with daily updates people are going to posting eat dick dylan
Huomenta but the opposite
Oh boy more schizo names to call random people on this shithole in a few weeks.
Step one, you say we need to talkHe walks, you say sit down, it's just a talk
Wake me up when Geronimo leaves
>>144490421>septics
>>144491410Heard this in the whiny green day guy voice
>>144491353This except the opposite
an ENTIRE LAND of poo and pee
In several months time everyone is gonna be like>wtf how are the kraken such a shit run by retardsYou all know it’s true
>>144491567nobody here thinks they are good except the idiot kraken spammer
>>144491567The Vegas expansion draft and some of those trades they were able to make with Glup Shitto prospects were pure gifts, Francis and Seattle never got that, they're having the more typical expansion team experience even if they fluked into the playoffs. Doesn't mean they're retards
>>144491410Gibraltar never leaves
real schizo hours
Geronimo get out of my head Geronimo
I'm afraid the Xheattle Dickgirls will never have respect in your lifetime
Real specific hours
>>144491759just like my islanders
>>144491785oh it's true
>>144491759Just like /hoc/
>>144491410How do I spot him??
>>144491832this nigga has to to dance the haka while he waits to submit his next post >>144491877Who do you think would win in a fight 1 v 1 Geronimo or the Pineapple King of KWAB Zealand
>>144491759>in your lifetimetry ever, numale
I see Yzerman signed Raymond
why did crosby have to rub his lower aav on guentzel's face on stream?
>>144491920Nigga my dick danced the haka inside your mom's ass while I typed this nigga
>>144491920Probably your mom (Geronimo)
>>144491738Glad you could make it
looking forward to the laffs laffing and samir being inconsolable again
>>144491240>>144491249Yeah but they’ll surpass those expectations
>>144491361retard
I predict that within one week copey,samir and sean have been told to fuck off.
>>144491759They'll win a cup before any C*nadian team does again.
>>144491361t.
>crosby now makes less AAV than Darnell Nurse
wtf /hoc/ said kyle dubas was terrible at signing contracts??
>>144492199he must have some shit in his contract that he makes money some other way, like how messier got a bunch of money because the value of the canucks went up after he signed there
Messy evening Marner lads. Like wiping peanut butter off a carpet.
>>144492267He's got all the extra money he wants from sponsorship deals
>>144492305sounds like you have a marner diet
>>144492156i predict that you spanked your monkey to bodybuilders today
People not remembering G makes me feel old as fuck
>>144491809It’s damn true!!
>>144492404I've been here forever and have no idea who that is. I assume it's from the bean/clipart era of /hoc/, which is the shittiest era and made me stop posting here for years.
>>144492361KWAB
>>144492267Keep in mind that Crosby signed a 12 year contract after missing 101 games in a two year span. Going just by his first 8 years (which is the current max any player can sign for) he basically signed a $10.8M contract on a $70.2M cap shortly before a lockout to drive down the players' share of revenue (aka slow the rate that the cap grows at)
Behead those who insult Gary
Gary has a nice ass
>>144492577Just like my islanders
>>144492440>mad>at clipart
>>144492440You hated that era but you're just fine the shit we have now?
>>144492679we LOVE LOVE LOVE Giulia here
>>144492621Just because I say I dont like one thing doesnt imply I like another thing. Try twitter that might be more your speed
Fuck Gary
>>144487473>>144487473what do you guys think she actually looks like beneath the pounds of makeup?
>>144492788A Gary hit squad is currently being dispatched to your location…
>>144492532he was demonstrably healthy by the summer of 2012 (or not, considering his inability to make the pens consider the possibility of defense against the flyers that spring)
>>144492824
>>144492800I don't know who that is but in female /hoc/ we respect women
>>144492759You said you hated the clipart era so much it made you quit /hoc/, so you being here now implies you think the state of /hoc/ now is better than it was back then.
>>144492837women are stupid and i don't respect them
>>144492831For a short while we all thought crosby was injury prone glassThought that nigga was getting CTE for sure
>>144492846No it doesn't.
>>144492846>>144492905You're both extremely gay and not Flames material
Did we have a wordart era
>>144492848That’s right, I just have sex with them
>>144492942nah there were only a few defined eras. tripfag era in the beginning, clipart era in the middle, then the modern day assigned personalities era
The E-God era unites them all
>>144492964>he forgot about the bulju era
>>144492986Still going I’m afraid
>>144492831He might have been healthy enough to come back but there's nothing saying he couldn't get popped again like Lindros (the Stevens hit was his 5th recorded concussion) or have to neuter his game to survive.
>>144492440Geronimo was the guy who would break into the habs arena at night to take a shit at center ice. He would gorge pizza pops and milk all week for it. I wish I saved some photos. Was a anglophone new brunwicker with a grudge against the french or something. Would spam sackville rangers memes. rip big G
>>144493001>yfw some nigga named rutger unlocks bulju
>>144492935It's true. Flamesbros are the paragons of intellectual prowess, individuals whose innate brilliance surpassed the confines of conventional understanding. Gifted beyond the measurable spectrum of human talent, each possessed a unique mastery (see: chris), common examples are an innate precision of advanced analytics, and kikeology. Flamesbros have a status akin to the chosen harbingers of a new era. Driven not by fame or glory but by an unspoken sense of the sacred Flame.
>>144493067>(see: chris)I burst out laughing. Good one, you're a real one (Flamesbro)
>>144492902well, look at the 'tract...i would have gone for 8 years, but we all know crosby won't have a family to support in the future due to his personal homosexual reasons
>>144493067True; they've always hated the American Flame of Freedom>>144493107They hate us re: they ain't us
>>144493107key word here is 'magic' those who know, know
>>144492973Then.Now.Together.
>>144493278fuck i fucked it up :(
>>144493278F O R E V E ROREVER
>>144493365:)
>>144493248They call them Star Children look into it I may have said too much
good evening gentlemen
>>144493487It's female /hoc/
>>144493491fuck off
>>144493494ywbaw
Are Oilers rookies the worst in the league?
>>144493487Hello numale
Arttu Hyry is pushing for a roster spot
>>144493688I would put the Nordiques above the Senators.
>>144492679Giulia enjoying bbc
Tim Stutzle changed agents last month, he's probably going to demand a trade soon.
>>144493721You can't just call people that
>>144493630Damn, even the krakbabies won a game.
>>144493780>>144493637>>144493497
>>144493630my avsies got bootyblasted pretty hard
>>144493780Samir...
>>144493800Just like my islanders
watching trailer park boys
>>144493888gay
>>144493900if that were the case, you'd be the show's biggest fan!
>>144493888good taste
https://youtu.be/UxvmdR7oYdQhttps://youtu.be/0XgCsv-y-mcCan the next thread be Estonia themed
>>144494001Yes actually
>>144494001The best song out of Estonia is this onehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KEcNfmuF4YA
https://www.eliteprospects.com/player/1111511/kimi-rantanengimi
what does gimi mean bros
>>144494066Same thing as sneed
>>144491958overpaid*
>>144493688This guy's a retard.
>>144494130just like my penguins
>>144491666You can be retarded handing out those Beniers, Montour and Stephenson contracts, along with the Grubauer and Schwartz deals.
>>144491666>v-vegasKWAB your GM is retarded
>>144485793what did he (You) mean by this
>>144494438>7 years
>>144491666>Glup ShittoHey bud
>>144494001cute birb think i'mma try to cop it in t-shirt form. Any other hockey /fa/ teams?
imagine playing for vegass
GTA has started, holochads
>>144494650At least they've won a cup in the last 3 decades
>>144494908unlike my oilers
It's sip o'clock
SHL starting this weekend, i am excited already(づ｡◕‿‿◕｡)づ
>>144495060comfy
>>144490435Half those "germanic" names aren't even german, you krautaboo fucking leaf
>>144494130>raymond at 8×8 is badYou sound mad, are you the obsessed leafs fan?
i wanna drive the zamboni machinei wanna drive the zam-bo-niiiiiiiiiiiiiiyes i do
lmao look at him fallhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SRHoPL0WtdM
>>144495163
>>144490435insular celtic: mcdavid, mackinnon, crosby, mcavoyslavic: tkachuk, slavin, hellebuyckgreek: stamkosmakar: croatian (?)french: bouchard
>>144495299comfy is just a code word for boring desu
good morning, /hoc/
>>144495060>sips
>>144495912shut up
*snipes one*
>>144495912Good morning
*slaps it from the blue line and hits the glass* *twirls stick around*
Good morning /hoc/>laffs
>>144495912>>144496136>>144496139good morning
17 days until the European opener 21 days until the North American opener
17 days since I asked
Stay safe randy
Eat cock randy
>>144496273it's rough here
>>144496137>Time for a change 7>...>OFF THE ICE LETS GO!
Corey Perry interfered in a World Wrestling Entertainment matchhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-BVniMgKeyw
*scores on /cric/**skates down the bench giving the boys knucks**doesn't score again until February*
fuckin' rights, anon
>>144496186what is this?
>>144496593and a little bit of chicken fried
i say the word kwab irl but only when i'm alone.
>>144496494how is corey perry a snake?
>>144496648he did sexuality to a teammates mom
>>144496648venomous penis
Corey Perry orchestrated the London Ontario Gang Bang of 2018
>>144496735another reason why he belongs in the hhof
>>144496745more like SCOREy Perry
>>144496711did he take bedard's virginity?
>>144496759yes
>>144496771crosby must be seething about that
>>144490396Cute
>>144496702fake news
>>144496858Source?
>>144496863burden of proof is on you, pal
>>144495163based have fun (ﾉ◕ヮ◕)ﾉ
>>144496875Wolfie told me it's real
>>144496914yeah, that's what i thought. stop posting slander on /hoc/.
>>144496925Why would Wolfie lie to me about Corey Perry's scandalous dickings?
>>144496962he was there too and doesnt want to be named
>Drury on Kakko: "He dealt with an injury last year & admittedly he didn't have the best year... Another guy that had a terrific offseason and in early testing just looks great. I think he's out to prove that last year was a fluke, and he's ready to have a good year for us."
>>144497121Ah yes we're officially in the >Ackshually the reason he had a down year was because he played injured all year but now he's back to 100% so expect him to pop-offperiod of the offseason.
kekko mentioned
Generational Finn Koopa Kaka
>>144495485It's not about the name, it's the language they speak at home.
>>144497132worked for petey
>8x8 for one 30 goal seasonstevie is cooking
FINLAND DISCUSSION :DDDDD
What’s he looking at?
>>144497213Bedard's mom's feet pics Corey Perry threw in the groupchat
>>144497213The new arrivals section of ASOS
>>144497187Trust the Yzerplan
>>144497187Time for Seider to get the same for a .54 P/GP production and mediocre defensive numbers!
>>144497506Incoming dead thing cope about Seider playing "the hardest minutes in the league!" as though that matters when he gets caved in every night
>Swayman still isn’t signed The funny part is that last year HE took the Bruins to arbitration and lost now he’s massively butthurt about it and once again losing the power struggle this year too. It’s embarrassing really.
>>144497652Cope he went to business school
Of course men can wear skirts
>>144497668We’re /hoc/ guys of course we wear skirts and pretend we’re straight.
>>144497667So did every other NHL player.
If you were telling someone now-a-days about Sergei Fedorov's Hart trophy season...It would be like someone in 1994 telling you about Gordie Howe's last Hart trophy season.
Tomorrow I'll wake up and be 35 and still be browsing /hoc/
>>144497682Do you have retardation bro
>>144497706Do you? How many NHL players have biology or engineering degrees doofus? A lot less than the ones who have some rinky dink ass business degree
>>144497692Someone told me 1994 that the jew the league just hired would ruin the chel
>>144497738First of all over half the league are leafs with 8th grade educations second the ncaa players don't actually graduate with degrees
Watched miracle on ice. That movie honestly just proves Americas win was a fluke and the Russian coach made them lose to prove a point.
>>144497552All I have to say in response is as follows>laffs
Dougie Hamilton is an intellectual, he looks at the big dinosaur and says "wow"
Andrew Fox went to business school and is now an investment banker
>>144497696happy birthday fren :D
>>144497853She wants to join the post-game orgies
>>144497696You should watch In Your House: Canadian Stampede from the Saddledome in the scorching summer of 1997
>>144496886thank you, i wish this nice anons hockey team a nice season :)
Think I might do some day drinking and watch Red Dawn
>>144497667Did he go to Klingberg's school of dumbasses?
Had a dream where I had an asian gf
what was his name?
>>144497947What type of asian?it's important that I know
Jenny
>>144497230would
People are too hard on Oettinger. It’s rarely ever his fault.
eat dick dylan
>>144498125You first homo
keep it civil, guys
>>144498158we don't sign our posts here
that's enough, fellas
>Panthers lease extended so theyre there atleast another 20 yearscanagays on suicide watch
>>144498074Gonna need a save here eventually Otter
Oh wow he’s still talking to me like some kind of gay-in-love-with-me stalker
>>144498207>we’re stuck in a world where the panturds lames and islandturds haven’t been relocatedfuck Gary and his arena schemes just move these bum franchises already.
>>144498220That wasn’t his fault tho that’s on D and special teams collapse
https://x.com/mapleleafs/status/1836080206257279194>all this publicity for a new sponsorship dealDidn't think I could despise the >laffs more than I already do but they've outdone themselves.
I remember I was wearing a flames hat walking around, and an oilers fan walked up to me. He said I’m sorry for your loss. At first I thought he was talking about Johnny. but he was saying that he’s sorry by the fact that I’m a flames fan in general
>>144498288kek!
>>144498266>a single tweet advertising the new sponsorYa okay there champ?
>>144498288you should have put him in the sharpshooter
>>144498295I'm referring to the lead-up to said tweet retardbro.
I got my appendix taken out on sunday. This hurts more than I thought it would
Gary isn’t answering his pager I’m a bit concerned given what’s happened
>>144498372It’ll get better
the original mighty ducks team had the oreo line
>>144498486Bash brothers would dominate todays soft pussy nhl.
>>144498499true even the chinese manlet
Also kind reminder the jannetty Oreo brother wasn't brought back for D2 and when he grew up he faked a maga lynching in Chicago kwab go flames btw
>>144498260Otter is my current favorite goalie because he says some seriously petty shit and always gets away with it and I find that inspiring.
>>144498260O T T E RT TER
>>144498408fax his office. one of the interns will respond in a couple of hours
Can’t wait for Winnipeg to finally collapse and fold this year so Texas can have a second team.
>>144499037What are you doing here, Gary? Pre-season is just around the corner!
>>144498372Sorry bro. Are you feeling any better?
>>144499037If they did where would it be >San Antonio >Houston>Austen
>>144499037And then they trade Pionk to the Oilers at the deadline
>>144499065Houston
Bud bros hes just like us
>>144499065>HoustonThe NBA owner controls the arena and has been picky about what price he would pay for a team>San AntonioThe Spurs' arena looks like pic related for hockey>AustinThe arena is only 7k
>>144499046us interns are working 24/7 to ensure the season starts without an issues
>>144499104I didn't work hard this summer to get mentally right
>>144498266>laffs
>>144499118So probably Houston
>>144499104Bud thought he was a future first liner lol
>>144499065Houston 100%, the biggest market without a team in the US. They're probably the first one on the expansion list anyway
What is the sport for the Canadian man who hates ice hockey, hates the NHL, hates the Stanley Cup, lives in a city that will never have an NHL team and wants an all-around anti-hockey sport?
>>144499164Atlanta is first on the list, Houston is second
>>144499176Basketball?
>>144499176Got bored of asking for Switch games that meet your criteria?
>>144498220the entire team collapsed against the oilers
>33Atlanta>34Houston>35Toronto>36PhoenixAverage metro size: 6.2M people
eat fuck fernando
>>144499190Why is basketball the sport of the Canadian who hates ice hockey and hates the NHL?https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Canadian_Elite_Basketball_Leaguehttps://www.cebl.ca/
>>144499244where's quebec city?
>>144499366Where the St. Lawrence River narrows but that's not important right now.
>>144499118all i'm hearing is mexico city
Any of you guys ever been to an ECHL game? My mom got a discount on the local team's tickets
>>144499244The NHL for me would be>eliminating the New Jersey Devils>having the Chicago Blackhawks change their logo and nickname to ones that don't offend Native Americans and indigenous people>reviving the Atlanta Thrashers>relocating the Blue Jackets to Quebec City>a team for the city of Houston
>>144499427If Gary was planning that he would be doing neutral site games there.
>>144499429No I live less than a hour away from a nhl arena
>>144499118Austin is exclusively the land of Major League Soccer
>>144499429Just remember, the only guys that make the big league out of the ECHL are goalies
Are there any Canadian provinces and cities that will never be candidates for NHL expansion or relocation and will never have an NHL team?
>>144499489Quebec :^)
>>144499485It's still good hockey, though I think absolutely everyone who goes gets a "discount" on the tickets
>>144499505Quebec has the Montreal Canadiens.I want a province where the NHL can never reach
>>144499511Then I'll check it out for cheap hockey
>>144499529Quebec City :^)
>>144499366Gary broke the spirit of the hopeful quebecquois. Nordiques aren't even part of the conversation any more.
>>144499437
>>144499572>>144499489
>>144499489Sackville NB
For me it's Dildo Newfoundland
>>144499593Reasons why New Brunswick is the ideal Canadian province for the man who wants a province where the NHL can never reach?
>>144499582That whole thing was mega sus. Like I get the racial factor but the actual problem here is that the team the black guy played for is PERSONALLY OWNED by the commissioner of the British league which shouldn’t be allowed but like duh he immediately called it an accident and didn’t issue any suspension or anything the killer was a player for HIS TEAM.
>>144499622It's in canada and gare bear hates us. We will never get a new team
>>144499646Gary would never
>>144499646It’s minor hockey in England if all places do you think they have high standards?
>>144499646I don't think anyone including petgrave really cared if he was allowed to play the team's next game against the sunderland pigeons
>>144499677That’s not even high standards tho it’s like very very basic professionalism
>>144499686The team ended up winning that season tho right?
>>144499653Please demolish New Brunswick's Canadian Premier League soccer teamhttps://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Canadian_Premier_League
>>144499702It's barely even a professional league, they're worried about making sure everyone gets paid on time and they don't have to start contracting teams. MLS used to have ~3 owners for 10 teams when it was starting out, PWHL runs the whole thing out of the league office. The average owner who would want to buy into that kind of league is probably "cryptocurrency fraud rapist"
>>144499646Friendly reminder that it was Sean Avery who had the balls to go on record and imply it was murder
any cheeky links to the habs rebuild tv series?
People in England don’t even watch hockey
>>144500020i hear they call it puckie there
>>144499646>mega susHoly shit kill yourself zoomer
>>144499429Yes, ECHL is at my local barn with the closest nhl rink over 3 hours away. Brodeur's kid is/was our goalie. It's fun but not as skilled as the NHL, obviously.
>>144499646It’s like jigsaw from saw. Yes he’s guilty of crimes but nothing would stick.
>>144499511Tickets were like $20 last season, I'm not jewish enough to seek out a discount.
>>144500270They make their real money on you when you buy a hot dog and beer
>>144500304Yeah but even then the prices gor concessions are relatively reasonable. You can get a tendies box with fries for like $8, beers are $6 if it's not a special "drink as many as you can before the third period" sale, in which case it was $3
didn’t ask
>>144500364didn't ask if you asked
>>144500355>special "drink as many as you can before the third period" sale
>>144500399didn’t ask if you asked if I asked
>>144500304I'll grab some popcorn when I go
>>144500420Dude looks like a thumb
>>144500420not funny >:(
>>144500420He was barely above the legal limit.
>>144500566
>>144500355I haven't seen deals like that in forever
>>1445005860.087% is like buzzed he was just a bad driver
>>144500615Really, when you think about it, he was the real victim in all of this
maritimes mentioned:)
Flames and Islanders
Esa Lindell has signed a five-year, $5.25M AAV contract extension with the Dallas Stars
>>144501075he'll be able to afford a lot of dick meals
>>144500893weeb teams
>>144501236Weebs are the future
>>144501243by definition, childless virgins are not the future
>>144501075Don’t recall asking
>>144501075Good. Can’t afford to lose any Finns
>>144501273You should have learned by now that those types reproduce by influencing other people's kids
>"those types"i don't like where this is going...
>>144501308I don’t recall you having a choice
>>144501273they're a growing demographic in NA
Gary just blew off a bunch of Lebanese men balls off
>>144501404I’ve never had a good encounter with a Lebanese person
>>144501404how does this effect my habs tho?
>>144501427really? i grew up with some lebanese. always liked them.
>>144501648Any Lebanese people on the team?
>>144500849Did you see Crosby this summer?
told my mom about you guys. she's a big fan of bud
>>144499871Sean is a vigilante and doing God's work. Someone needs to terrorize pajeet deliveroo scooter drivers who park in the bike lane
>>144501075“Mom we have Adam Pelech at home”
>>144501075Good Finn.
>>144501748I've shown my sister a couple of greentexts and she's laughed
>>144501715i'd love to have a donair and a pint of keiths right now
>>144501748>likes the fat autistic weebProbably reminds her of her son
This is freshly squeezed femhochttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qrk6vt6xw0I
>>144501748>>144501940dorks
>>144501404Lebanon have the biggest Christian population out of all the countries in the middle east. (((Gary))) cries out of pain as he strikes you.
fucking oreos
Mighty Ducks wasn’t even trying >Hans says to Gordon Bombay>”you scored 198 goals that season”>…>that’s 16.5 goals per game>say he’s playing a third of the game>that’s one goal every 54 seconds>about a goal a shiftand he quits playing hockey after missing one penalty shot??Pfft yeah okay
Ken’s son?
>>144502309His dad died too, probably because of that missed penalty shot. Why not decide to become a lawyer who is a drunk menace in a sports car on the streets on Minneapolis instead of becoming a hockey player?
>>144502103The devices were given to Muslims
>>144502422He wasn’t a good lawyer
>>144502476He never lost a case though.
>>144502511So? Neither have I
>>144502419Yes now samir has no hollands to gargle
>>144502536you must be quite the lawyer
Ducks will have an exciting season.
I've been wondering....when was the last time Marner, Matthews, Tavares, and Nylander took over a playoff game.
>>144503310He's a year older than me. I should start checking myself more often
>>144503310Sad
>Skyler Brind'Amour originally signed 2-year AHL deal with Charlotte through 2024-25. Sources say Charlotte & Brind'Amour mutually agreed to terminate final year of deal.>Possible Brind'Amour has signed an NHL contract with Carolina. I'm Told he's in CAR org nowWow, talk about nepotism.
>>144503410>naming your son a girl's name
Apparently they documented all that was written in chalk at the flames memorial
>>144502309Have ever seen NHL calibre kids at that age? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Oe3a1SVGbic
>>144503549>signs messages and chalk
>>1445033242016 ECQF game 6 for Tavares
That's great. Can we stop hearing about it now.
>>144503348You should be messaging you nuts daily for health anywayt. no lumps this morning
>>144503324Never by the looks of it
>>144503549/hoc/ will last for eternity
>>144503310He’s from Dearborn Michigan
>>144503732What do I say to them
>>144503880Just like the coach of my jetties
>>144503310noticed a lump under my skin on my gooch. im scared
>>144503697Sorry. Did me bringing it up make your life worse
>>144503410>I'm Told he's in CAR org nowhe played for them in their rookie tournament this past weekend
>>144503976At this point it's no longer about Gaudreau and entirely the Flames organization and it's retarded fanbase jerking themselves off over how great and compassionate they are.
I think the Flames SUCK
>>144504005Nah I only brought it up because I thought it was notable that the /hoc/ chalk would be seen by the Gaudreau family. No one has brought it up for a week.
>>144503310Something tells me he won't shoot 20% again this season.
How will MY starsies do this season?
>>144504143>How will MY st-
>>144504079His aim was in his testacle tumor just like Samson's strength was in his hair.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZiBmv_gmYHY
>>144504143as long as my otter has fun, thats enough for me
>>144504143They’re winning it all
watching raw lads cm punk is on to open the show
>>144504171Stars dummied Vegas
>>144504359>if you lose you winrmytKWAB
>Flames>Knights >OilersPacific division owns the Stars
>>144504370very very true
LIKE MUSSOLINI
>>144504368>>144504370>>144504375Love all that coping and seething for you.
>>144504143stan lee
>>144504420maybe on planet retard
>>144504370>Flames>Knights>OilersAren’t even making the playoffs this year
>>144504499crazy how much people underestimate wolf
>>144504249Yeah
>>144504547True and Zayne
>i-i just hope they h-have funloser mentality desu
>>144504547i wonder why
>>144504604That is hasek's data
>>144504143I think Stankoven wins Calder. He’s had 24 games w/48 point pace so I think he can get it done.
>>144504604Only three goals allowed average is good sorry not sorry
>>144504612>Hasek's first season
>>1445041432nd round exit to the Blues
>>144504645Wolf haters…
>>144504645That was in the alive puck era
>>144504647I aspire to be this freely delusional
>yeah but Hasek had the same stats too so wolf is like Hasek!
You wanna know what I think? I think Swayman has an injury he’s concealing or knows he’s not going to get any better than he is now which is why he’s aggressively pushing for 10mx8
>>144504666He's not only on track but is already surpassing him. Wolf has a better GAA%. These are the facts
>>144504681How the fuck is Kovalenko here over some other names?
>>144504693The Avs pay people to keep their shit team in the conversation. Their window is closed
>>144504693Older rookie on a good team that always has forward depth issues. Michael Bunting ideology
thought iyo was gonna call bianca the n word
Which is the most realistic
>>144504804Kaapo Kakko
>>144503410Shit player
>>144504143Eat cock Dylan
>>144504838You think about guys eating cock a lot
>>144504847You eat a lot of cock
>>144504989Nope you just fantasize about it
>>144504804>Stützle is so elite that a 70 points in 75 games season is considered a down year for himI kneel...
>>144505093wingers are supposed to put the puck in the back of the net
i'm not a winger i'm a schwinger
I want to make new flames oc. Anyone have any ideas?
>>144505149kys
>>144505149>oc
>>144505153
>>144505153i thought you were a different person from your luna arc bud. did you lie to everyone?
I’m saving my thoughts for the next thread
>>144505301Same. My next post will change /hoc/ forever.
Don't you morons ever get bored of making the same posts day in and day out
I watched Speak No Evil (2022 version) and I won’t lie it was one of the bleakest movies I’ve ever seen I hated it don’t watch it. I just felt sad and disgusted at the end.
>>144505386I was at the restaurant with friends yesterday and one of them mentioned that movie and said the exact same thing. Now I really want to watch it.
>>144505386?
Let's go buffalo
>>144505417No. It’s a Danish film but it’s mostly in English >>144505408If you’ve seen Eden Lake or Funny Games this is significantly bleaker than those but in the same vein.
>>144505437jesus
>>144505369That's what i'm saying. What oc should i make?
Jason
>>144505497Maybe make something about Calgary and what is known for. You know like what it’s all about.
Guys if the season had started games would be just underway now. :(
No lie Trump is streaming on Twitch and there’s a flames fan sitting right next to 46
>>144505575Don't worry bro offseason is starting this weekend!
>>144505561Ok ill think about it :) Thanks
the hockey
>>144505592Or preseason, rather.
>>144505580KEK i just checked it KWAB
How many calgarinians died from the water problems? How many as an indirect result?
Who cares
Calgary is the most Canadian city in canada. Canadians care
>>144505624Let's count>any death where the victim was not full hydrated>any death where the victim was overhydrated I believe that we can attribute nearly every death since June to the mayor's incompetence
My saddledome :(
oh boy the trannies are seething at all ego
>>144505707She quit only fans?
>a bunch of wannabe cowboy retardsNot my canada
>>144505691Not gonna happen. I'm taking hostages for leverage
>>144505781t. Laurentian slave
>>144505781Cope
Anyone living within 321 km of the USA border is not a real Canadian. You can't live in a tropical climate and then pose as a tough arctic resident.> #wethenorth stfu
Cuck, it's almost your time to shine.
>>144505828>phoneposter
>>144505843>Golden horseshoe resident
We need a new thread
>>144505862working on it now
>>144505862I’m almost done
Don't make a thread I got a good one
>>144505862>>144505864>>144505878>>144505920Retards
Praying to God for a Flames thread
>>144490396New thread when
you CANNOT rush these things
>>144505974Retard
>>144506026
>>144483651took a while to beat captcha
