CHAMPIONS LEAGUE, MATCHDAY 1>Tuesday 17th September 202418:45 Juventus - PSV21:00 Milan - Liverpool>Wednesday 18th September 202418:45 Bologna - Shakhtar Donetsk21:00 Manchester City - Inter>Thursday 19th September 202418:45 Benfica - AtalantaPrevious: >>144453470Reminder to keep it clutchy, drink lots of agua and fine-tune your tryhardism skills
Is Gatti huge or the ref small?
negru
>>144498225He's 1m96 I believe
nihao
*ghosts*
betting against Bologna in the Waxtap match feels like stealing money
>Cambiaso already back on the leftMotta is the best thing to happen to Calcio since mai dire gol
galooloo seems good to be fair
Liking Kalulu so far
>>144498206I think benfica - Atalanta is at 21:00
>>144498306Atalanta plays Arsenal, unless its a meme and im not getting itYou can tell PSV doesnt fear Juve by how far up the pitch they are and how high they press. I think they can give them problems and score but Vlahobitch should have a big game today otherwise its over
Aggiuve
is this the official juventus vs eindhoven thread?
grim
Johannes Erwin Eugen Drommel
Flamingo moonlights as Pully, you head it here first
why is Koopmeiners bullying his dutch brethren Schouten like that?
ERA
what a boring slurpfest
Now that was a professional dive, dude fell a second after the touch kek
>>144498009
>>144498467AmeriBVLL
>diving head first into the ballIs he suicidal?
golazo
JUVE JUVE JUVE
DIO MIO SANTO CRISTO, QUESTO E IL MIO 10
HOLY
>shit opponent>yilshit scoresCan I get a new script?
THE ACTUALLY GOOD TURK WONDERKID THE ACTUALLY GOOD TURK WONDERKIDTHE ACTUALLY GOOD TURK WONDERKID THE ACTUALLY GOOD TURK WONDERKID
did Frocioli seriously already get benched by Muttuidi?
YILDIZINHO I FUCKING KNEEL
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fortissimo Yildiz
bretty kino
GOLAZOalso>dutch defending
>>144498511INCREIBLEEEE MADRE MIA
alex :_)
>that celebrationhe knows he is handsome
mcdogshit
New alcoholic game, drink a shot every time someone compares yildiz with delsiero
Should have had a better finish but there's confidence now, Koop is starting to get into his game
fuck sake I didn't even realise cl was starting today
is Juve good or is PissV just shit?let's hear from our eredivisie correspondant Duccio, Duccio to you
junto lee spotted
Karsdorp wouldn't have let him shoot.
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Merdovic mogged by muttuidi
siamo forti raga
NIKO WHAT WAS THAT DRIBBLE
>>144498566ok i apologize
Faggioli fras...
whats up with muttuidi's hand?
>>144498566>mcdogshit
The more you doubt him...
PSV needs Romario again
>poo shit vi was anticipating a good contest, this is boring
More like Brazil needs romario again
Brazilian trannies need Romario again
so how will piss shit veal justify the impending deluge? juventus is a team thats is no longer a title contender in italy or competitive with the big clubs anymore
Save the children from what exactly?
>>144498689says which retard?
merdivisie champions btw (they btfo gayenord regularly)
yildiz scored 1 ucl goal in half an hour, merdao scored 3 in 19 games.
>luuk de jong scored 40 goals last season
>>144498689Have to agree here, Udinese is still way too good for us
>>144498689This is just how these games go. They were dominating, the turk scored a goal out of nowhere and then its just typical dutch defendingI still think they can score, if they do and dont conceed in the meantime we still have a game
>>144498698Marc Dutroux
>>144498700uhm.... reality
is duccio kil
>>144498762He's binging Emily in paris
>>144498738ah so you're the retard
>>144498728>dominating with how these two teams were playing even if psv had gone 2-0 up juventus would have won 5-2, lets just admit that dutch football is making strides backwards, the 3 big portuguese teams and even braga, club brugge and maybe even unserios clubs like olympiacos would have been way more competitive than psv failyenoord and azax
Can Vlahoshit do anthing that resembles an elite striker?Isn't he supposed to be the next big thing?Why is he so shit
>>144498779you ll be here crying again at the end of the season -15 behind inter and the pummeling against city in the meantime
Teun Gobbmeiners
>getting outmuscled by a guy called FlamingoIt’s Vlahover
Yildiz goal WebM:
>>144498868elite defending that
>>144498868low fps kino
>>144498868nice movement by cambiaso too
>>144498762I got duccio pregnant.
Vlahović continuing his from from the Euros.
ahh fuck
BARLETTA PRESENTE
>>144498909the whole serbian team should be in that pic
>>144498892I captured it in 60 FPS with OBS Studio and used these parameters when converting it into WebM-VP9 with FFmpeg:[code]gamemoderun ffmpeg -ss 00:00:05.000 -i 2024-09-17\ 19-10-02.mkv -map 0:0 -vcodec libvpx-vp9 -crf 12 -minrate 2000k -b:v 2100k -maxrate 2200k -quality best -tune-content film -r 25 -threads 7 -t 00:00:09.000 yildiz-gol-1.webm[/code]Any suggestions on better parameters?
galulu mvp so far. thank, peelan!
We have to protect the young boys
Half-time.
>>144498966His loan was only worth 10mil and his riscatto is at like 14mil, seems like it could be a bargain so far
>>144498966*thank you
Locatelli and Kalulu are both massive so far, not sure if they can replicate that against good opponents but it's nice to see performances like that again
>10mil*3mil, my bad
The old lady is so back.
>>144498966>>144498986Told you
Kek holy gollonzo of the sunday yilduz (launched by allegri btw (thought thiagus))
>>144499004someone tell this daughter of Tiberius she need not go naked
Prediction: all serie ass teams will win and poorfags will rejoice at the top of the muh classifica unica being all shitalian teams after the first matchday
>>144499004that doesn't look like an old lady though
And mo I get 8 more months of rendita-living for this golazo
Juventus, Inter and Milan most soulless squads of serie ass
If Motta can make Kakalulu look like a player he's a goat manager
feel like this is a Mbangula game, especially the last 20 minutes
But can galullu make motta look like a real manager?
new day, still capolista
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Okay I fucking kneel to Zingaro, these two assist were really good
>the absolute state of the 6/7th domestic league
fo they even know how to spell defending in the Netherlands?
>>144499226Total voetbal or something
viola masterclass linkup
>>144499226They only like the midfield there
this is what you gave up arabiot, you piece of shit
Kill, what an active thread about this match on the catalog
¡Nico Nico gol!
>>144499266Psg froccio FVORI
zinggoro can do t-that?
Scared for a possible Cats injury with how good he's been.
>>144499293make me a pineapple pizza yuou piece of shitalso as a psg fag I would havennever wanted him back, too much sour history.
>>144499226there’s 3-4 real clubs and the rest are fodder like in portugal. you don’t have to organize a defense when you’re winning 9-1 against SC Stroopwaafelen and Go Behind Eagles
Klaassen back to Ajax
>>144499226Mejus the shitalian defenses
>>144499333Checked
Of Gregory, Cats and Zingaro can definitely be upgraded by a lot, but Jewe has to be the overall best Italian squad this season.
What have beanz in your squad does to a mf
why was I convinced Lang played in serie a?
ideal moment to bring adzic on
>>144499309La volpe e l’uva by frocio
>langthe dutch neymar
Saibaman in
Yildiz is fucking destroying those players
Yildiz is fucking destroying those pussies
what is blud doing
Zingarovic i will not trash you because you had two good passes, but what the fuck
>>144499379maybe as a cf instead of the fag
Yizdiz is fucking destroying these bicycle riders.
Yildiz is fucking destroying these balding mfs
Tbf PSV's xHair is higher than Inda's
my boy
Nico goal WebM:
>>144499384ferme ta gueule luigi
Fagioli as a winger is something I did not see coming
fagiolifagioli give me the formuoli
>Il prosciuttaio di psv
>such a defensive liability Thiago Marabutta has to field him as a wingerLike
>>144499492Kek formuoli total calcio
*stomp stomp claps*
Motta is going to end up making me sympathize for Jjewe
>>144499483Defending, not even once
>DouglASS and Fagioli on the pitch at the same timeTHIAGO NO
troppi nergi
Pepi the frog
The undisputed best coach in the world is winning against the best team in the Netherlands
Giuntoli's plan (Kalergi plan)
>named Dams>plays in the Netherlands
can it really to be called Champions League if the PSV Adelboden there's? let's go boys up, not let's take ourselves in round
Motta could make a group of Down syndrome patients sing like the sistine chapel choir
>named Dams>couldn't hold shit and let Juve score thrice?
>>144499635https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2bEZQ00OOxY
>>144499652Well he has the chance to turn Fagioli and Douglas Luiz into proper football players
Turco is so fucking good frasUCL is back and it's comfy
>>144498698Aston Villa
I'm going to get fined
>vlahobitch
Zingaro really needs to learn that you can, in fact, shoot with technique rather than strenght
Couldn't have done too much there
Howling and sending my CV to NATO as we speak
>>144499744It's a hard job when one doesn't have technique at all
god he’s never fucking scoring is he
Vlahobitch...
*misses a goal scoring opportunity and claps loudly*
His obsession for goal is eating him, he needs to chill a little
LE EPIC BREMER AHAHAHAHAH (handball tackle)
fagioli made 2-3 genius passes only competent people are noticing. he is a genius period. as a “winger” he can do well because he can still see the trajectories, actuall he has a beautiful shot which he can’t use very much as a midfielder.
>>144499778Everyone's playing calmly and he plays like he's on coke, give this man a tisane
Zingaro-Beans connections seems to be good, some more experience with the new arrivals is needed. Hype
>>144499807Beans-Serbians a classic
>>144499820Hehe
3 americani in the squad today, not bad>muttuidi>weah jr>douglas luiz who is spiritually american (imagine if he cared about soccer)
>>144499820Was about to post it lole
>totò schillaci's health conditions worsened
>PSV scoresMotta out
Warra clean sheet
Goal inviolated bros...
+++#Milan, #Ibrahimovic before Liverpool: "The role is simple: I'm in charge, I'm the boss, and the others work for me." And again: "When the lion goes away the kittens come closer, when the lion comes back the kittens disappear, but I'm not referring to the team"+++
I have Di Gregorio and Cambiaso in my Fanta, thank you
>saibaman
Cumback is on
canilol must not see the pitch ever again bad mistake by thuram too here
Based Marchegiani
Meh, don't really care but it's bad to allow it. Extremely happy for this game, just needs more concentration even at the end and Zingaro needs to focus on his shots more.
OUT the
Allegri would've won 1-0 conceding 88 shots but not letting them score once
>>144499842who
This is the type of moments when Cats is needed, he wouldn't have allowed this one even if his life was on the line.
And mo we watch bbilan's humiliation engineered by Phonsega
Me? I need to find some food to cook asap because I need to owl L*vershit live
nice clean sheet mottard
>>144499977kurpa nilus thougheverbeit
Yk that >we're fucking back when a pointless goal is a bummer at least
More goals than Lautardo since March
Mo I don't pass out
business idea...https://x.com/juve_canal/status/1521477556373012480
Thanks for the cheap Kalulu @bbilan
>Milik dead until Neverember>Zingaro missing every single fucking shot and looking clumsier on the ball than everMaybe selling Kean wasn't such a good idea after all
2 geoguessr games before bbilan
>>144499931That's because he has nine
>>144500060BuZineZZ
>>144500082Add me, I played a couple times with the Scoterrone
>>144500077He has his moments, 2 gols and 2 assists in 5 games are fair numbers, the problem is that he's not clinical enough>>144500084Good pun
Total End Of The Favoletta Fonseca
i'm so fucking pissed at that final goal.goal difference is extremely importnatn in the new CL, i bet this shit is going to bit our ass when the final ranking will be made
>>144500098eh it's Slot. Fonseca has a history exposing dutch bald frauds
>>144500096He has those moments, he needs some growth but he'll always end up carrying us during the 2nd part of the seasonHopefully his head clears soon enough, we need him to score. Some more harmony with the new arrivals is needed imo but we'll see
>>144500105cats was limping. i would have moved galulu in the middle and fielded savona on the right, or maybe cabal on the left and cambiaso on the right. or at least some random u12 cb from the youth teams.
>>144500198Mo you teach coaching to thiaGOD motta
>>144500095cant do sorry
Sky's audio is so fucking shit
Bigs caressa and bergomi
let's fucking go milan chads!!
is Church going to play?
>>144500307for milan?
what quality the EPL
PuliGOD
how do you concede a goal from that angle?
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PULICHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAD
Holy based Liverpoop destroyers
>>144500368riomma goal tending
>>144500110>>144500110>>144500110>>144500110
Holy astinenza mike
Holy partitella amichevole to get in form for the derby
>those empty seatswhat the fuck is wrong with milanistas?
Lol Ibra is sitting in the stands next to Ceferin
Pulisic has scored like 6 goals vs Liverpool. He loves playing them.
>>144500543SlatamLeagve
>PissV being unable to defend>Arne Slop and Erik The Hag conceding all these stupid goals that get them in dangerAre the Dutch aware of what defending means?
>>144500571What a fucking starboy
>>144500680someone come tell him
I’ll be sitting just above >our fans in the home section tomorrow night
>>144500533amerigolem owners raised the ticket prices to insane levels
MIKEEEE MIIIIIGNOOOOTTTAAAAAA
puligod
>merdgnan
What a jump
€15m added to his pricetag
>Damerde Merdabria
>>144500792I thought Milan is where the rich Italians live. What was the percentage increase
>Merdavide Merdabria
it's incredible how they still haven't replaced Calabria after all these years.
>Megaphonecuckoldry Yeah, I'm switching to Sborrting-Lille
>>144500867>I thought Milan is where the rich Italians live.There's some wealthy people in the rich parts of the city but they're definitely not the ones drinking overpriced supermarket beers in the ultras section of the stadium every Sunday.
>>144500867350€ and rising for a decent seat, iirc about 20% on last year's pricesnot exactly feasible for the wages of the average casciavit household
>>144500867It’s more about making a point that they won’t have the piss ripped out them
>Milan club Albanialol
Why Totò Schillaci and not the megaphone negru?
Holy pausa striscia #2 mike
Maignan is the first injury prone keeper I've seen in my life
They're going to extend him, aren't they?
>>144500867>I thought Milan is where the rich Italians liveoh nononono
why are allowing milan in the ch l instead of the europa that better suits their level?
I've just seen the backup keepers Milan have on the bench in case Mynan gets heem'd>my sides
>>144500867it has been turned into a sub-par version of itself due the endless horde of migrant that has been shat on it like every major european city
mamma mia che cane randagio sto pavlovic
>Caressa and Bergomi in 2024
>>144501311>>144500286
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH THEY CONCEDED THE SAME FUCKING GOAL TWICE KICK THEM OUT OF THE CHAMPIONS LEAGUE PUT BODO GLIMT OR SMTH IN THEIR PLACE
KURPA DE PIOLI
Yeah no one was catching a jump like that, but the marking before that was horrendous, they're lucky to not have conceded in open play and still managed to get fucked
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>Rudolf man marking the mountain manMaignan is fucking dogshit on high balls lol
highlightsbros, we're so back!
Skullan is practically a finished club on a relevant level
maignan is a such a fraud
Rafa Lmao is a regen version of Mbaye Niang
kek
>MerdatoDoes he know he's supposed to capitalize on accidental dribbles?
Germano are you watching Stuttgard?
pulisic unironically looks the best player on that milan sideany italians can confirm?
>>144501604milan would finish 14th in the bundesliga
Mo I put a smirky emoji in the programmed tweets to be posted @23.05
>>144501604>any italians can confirm?Impossible, only Moroccans watch bbilan (as soon as the highlights are uploaded)
Dude's exploding with happiness, I love to see it
Calcio /biz/ idea: Theo Hernanes
If Buyern choke against the croatcels I will laff
Maignan dsffghjiijhojhjghgfd
Me? I would start a monkey chant
Torriani must be feeling a kind of pressure that not many others can feel
somebody wrap this cunt up in bubblewrap he's made of glass
More like Terroni lmao
Marco Pjaca with the assist
i already forgot the name of the milam goalie that just came on
Bonucci just donated 10000€ to the family of a former Union youth player with bone cancer. Didn't expect that
>>144502276hopefully they will find a cure to boneitis one day
>>144502276Respect to him, that's a kind move
liverpool attacking with just three players jota gakpo tsimikas still manage to find clear cut shots on goal
>>144502276nigga spends his time donating money instead of studying for his course, he's just like me fr fr
Refball
Yep, it's swarming time
This ref isn't fucking around
what does Fofana do exactly?
>>144502472sound engineer for Leao's mixtapes
Idea: McKennie to MeelanoWho says no?
>>14450247250% of the fouls
>>144502414kek
Just found out that's Tsimikas and not Darwin Nunez
>>144502488I do, if he can play like tonight often and bring some good vibes to the locker room then he's good at Jj
>>144502488McKennie
>Pavlova
>>144502488Turin's McDonalds
Sborro :3
Pavlovic is trying his best but he just got fucked again, with Diaz coming in the game is fucking over
>>144498231Based
>>144502488please>>144502615cant believe jj will sign him for nico gonzalez + 5m
>total attempts 2
>>144502632pulisic has been milans constant problem tsimikas jota gakpo just overloaded the left side and milan had no answer and it wasnt just the threats its the way they were always 3 vs 2 at best usually calabria vs 3, keeping up the ball nonchalantly without anyone pressuring them
>captain's 1st ucl goal poetry, better than poetry. yildiz (true Jj king) in the background was having an orgasm.
waiting the for the albania rant
>>144502802We'll be there no matter what
Liverpool fan from /epl/ here You lot are so shit!!!!!!!! ha ha ha!
>>144502745Another two trophies for the already sumptuous trophy cabinet of Milan
Leao is a victim of black American culture. He thinks it’s cool to be indifferent and not try. He needs to hang out with Pulisic’s family and learn the white man’s work ethic. Thoughts?
What did they mean by this?
>>144502889DEI ratings start at 8.0 instead of 6.0
>>144502872>he thinks people don't already know that bbilan is shit
Dinamo Zagabria? More like Dinamo Calabria hehe
how do milaners feel about this
>>144502930Calcio
no inter no watching.also was busy today. is apunese game worth a watch?
>>144502942jej
>>144502930easiest pick of my life >had credits left so I went for Salah instead of Olise
>>144502965>3 penaltieslol
lo scarafaggio
>people already leaving the stadium
WHEN IS HERNAN CRESPO GETTING HIRED BY BBILAN???? THIS SHIT CLUB NEEDS A MANAGER WITH BLACK MAMBA AURA
>>144503005 night shift at the factory starts soon
>>144502965>>144502997Would have been a perfect first day but JJ decided to concede in the last second
>>144503005sensible choice, you wouldn't want to get pickpocketed and then stabbed by the Roma people (not to be mistaken with the Riommer people)
>>144503035Danilo just wanted to give Motta a reason to not start him anymore, prease understandu
>>144503005they have a long drive back to albania
>>144503035I blame Danilel, he starts for Brazil for a reason
i-is the croatcel alright?
did Pulisici always look like a midget among giants?
I think Milan’s issue is that they buy many bad players instead of buying fewer good players. If you look at the total money spent they have enough to build a better teamThoughts?
lads, it's Bbilan
I think that Milan's issue is that they are shit.Thoughts?
>>144502956nooooooooooo I wanted him to go to roma
>>144503118Kek I saw this on Reddit. Take my upvote
>>144502956They would've been happy six months ago, but now that Fonseca's possible replacement is Paulo Sousa...
You all talk shit but you won't come into /epl/ and say it so keep it to yourselves ok
AMERIDEMONS ARE DESTROYING CALCIO
I'm not saying Milan players can compete on equal ground with Liverpool's, but maybe without a Roma reject on the bench they would have gotten more than one shot on target in 90 minutes.
there is no way milan finish top 4
>>144503187Who is better than them other than Inter and Juve?
>>144503212Udinese
>>144503212Gubbio
>>144503212Napoli and Atalanta
>>144503212nabule atalanta lazio
>>144503131They need tuchel >>144503154anon you forgot about allegri…
Liverpool is just that goodThey could walk over any Serie A team
>>144503235>anon you forgot about allegri…Wages too high for the cheapskates at the wheel, you WILL get Paulo Sousa and you WILL enjoy it
>>144503224This desu
>Croatian talents
>>144503235Tuchel and Allegri got big fucking wages, not sure that their board would want to pay that much, especially if they sack Fonseca
>>144503240didn't the just get btfo by frens forest the other day
I'd 9-2 be a Dinamo Zagreb fan right now
>>144503212Roma with Allegri
>>144503212as things stand, about half the league
the two Milanese ultras are the biggest fags in calcio, imagine letting Liverpool fans chant you'll never walk alone like that on your turf.
>>144503308Bayern aren't fucking real
>>144503334>warm up for me Bryan
>>144503212uswnt
they brought on a nihao guyThe ultimate sign of disrespect
>>144503278>>144503264Bbilan already spent so much I don’t think they would mind spending more on someone who can save them from this misery
>No need to thank us, fellow Milan fan
>>144503308lmao
>>144503455I generally don't think that any team in Italy can pay for Allegri's wages right now
>>144503382It's Flick all over again, they can't play that tempo all season + the suicidal high line will break their neck against the first big team with some pace
Are they going to have the cucktalk at the end?
Things are not looking well for the brown man
>>144503502It still ain't normal to see these scorelines, Bayern always ends up demolishing teams at one point or another
what do you think he called him?
Cardinale death
>>144503521FUORI I COGLIONI
>>144503554No one cares about the Croatian coach though
Fuck bbilan :)
>Duccio is alive
>The dog in the Heineken commercial is called "Totti"
>>144503566Pairetto
>>144503611bbilan NEEDS him
Is it true bbilan have structured the entire team around playing this winger system because the owners wanted Pulisic to shine and that is basiclly the entire point of their project along with blowing up San Siro?
>>144503566nihao: you are not even in the official /seriea/ dreaded negru tier listnegru: [uninteligible]
[slamming sounds intensify]
Milan's European DNA status?
The beauty of this whole unified league? Being able to post '3 points gained on bbilan :)'
they gave us kalulu for a bag of chestnuts, now they are playing with ciccio calabria and emerson royal. lmao.
>Bitter squabble between Ibra and Boban before the game commenting on the Swede's absence during Milan matches: "When the lion goes away the cats come crawl out of the woodwork. Then when it comes back the cats disappear. I left for personal reasons but I am always present. The role? It's simple. The others talk. I am the boss and everyone works for me. Not even Boban understood that (Boban questioned live what his role is again, ed). I am the boss. Everyone works for me"
>>144503872atleast their algorithm slaps
>Milan customers getting baited by Scammy running around like a headless chicken
>>144503948Lmao seems like a healthy well run club
>>144503948Genuinely what the fuck is this dude even saying
>>144503683kek
today I jumped ten positions in fantacomfy ranking
>>144503502sounds like postocoglu at spurs or schmidt at neverkusendoesnt work vs good teams
>>144503948you don't understand ZlatanZlatan understands you
>>144503664This but with blacks
>>144498206Milano fans.. How fucking bad was this? Utterly embarrassing performance. Might as well not play in the CL.
>>144503070kek
>>144502872dave, have some self respect please
Normally I'd seethe on fraudseca but it's not like he stepped into the club house and started coaching. Someone planned this season and that's who is responsible for buying all those mediocre players and let them be coached by a mediocre coach
>no albania rantposting
>>144504202Same people who sacked Maldini and want to blow up the San Siro.
Heh...
>>144504203I can't tell given how much Ibra talks but how many of the summer signings were him? Because none of them are helping. Money thrown down the toilet and still didn't address the biggest issues which are still no fucking DM and CB's who can't pass. Fofana looks like an overwhelmed midget. Royal I don't think is even top 4 league level yet we had a hardon for him. RLC should have been replaced as he isn't above average in a single skill.Fonseca.....season is gonna be lost quickly. He also is a byproduct of dumpster diving. Why not get a real manager. And WTF is up with Leao just not giving a shit. And the few times he does he has fucking blinders on and misses the open man.
È MIA
>>144504317None lmao. You actually think they let him speak something? They probably drip feed him information about a player that's about to be signed until he says to sign him, just so he can be happy with himself.
>>144504351Count the years of seeing the same mistakes from these players. Fuck a tactic, fuck a coach and fuck the new players. Look at our long time leaders on the pitch. Then look at the substitutes and what they brought. IDC if a kid in Norwich knows our star players and idc about the international appeal that they bring, if it means yearly Ls and hiding in shells when we are losing at the big stage. Leao, Mike, Theo and Davide have for so long been doing the same errors. For Leao he can be the best player in the world one day and a non factor the the next. He should be the one to set the example, and yet he's always no where to be found unless we have the ball on his sideTheo, He's constantly out of position. I'd like to officially apologise to Calabria. He's like prime Cafu compared to Emerson.I'm sick of our players giving up in the middle of games, I'm sick of players who are less hungry than those who are subbed on. Who fight only when they're personally attacked. When will we have a Milan that is a squad, a unit that doesn't crumble when we concede. Where you can't feel the lethargy coming out of some of our players when we go 2 goals down. I don't want a Milan of 2007, 2002 or 1994. I want a Milan that doesn't quit, a Milan when they hear the fans play even better than usual. A Milan that isn't afraid of the ball when we concede.I want a Milan that shows more personality as a unit than they show when they play individually. I want a Milan that cares to win and not care for the highlights, the viral moments or the praise of their peers. I want a Milan that even if we lose a game I can say fully that at least we tried. I am sick of these players, but I'll never get sick of AC Milan. For one is temporary and the other is eternal. Forza Milan per sempre.
Fonseca's Sky post match interview is giving me some strong Giampaolo vibes
>>144504367Blessed post
Problem is bbilan fans actually thought they had good players kek pioli was the one who made them look great before him most of them were useless and irrelevant. ibra will just ruin this club with his ignorance and will give the fans couple of lines they would cream on and make edits of unless he gets allegri back
>>144504372yeah but Fonseca is multi-lingual, so that's European DNA at work right there
>>144504367You have 0 regista’s nigga who the fuck is supposed to be directing your play, fofana, left ass cheek? The fuck kind of results are you expecting with that non existent midfield
Muh grinta and muh ci tiene blinds so many people's judgement. Milantards suck off pavlovic because he's le epic grintoso with muh faccia cattiva and all that but all he did tonight is pass the ball to liverpool. Complete garbage defender so far. Gabbia should be the starter with I'd say thiaw (probably the least garbage between him, tomori, and pavloshit)
>>144504372Imagine the post inter conference
was that the albanian r-rant?
Since the beginning of April 2024, 6 months ago:Milan-Roma (EL) 0-1Sassuolo-Milan 3-3Roma-Milan (EL) 2-1Milan-Inter 1-2Juve-Milan 0-0Milan-Genoa 3-3Milan-Cagliari 5-1Torino-Milan 3-1Milan-Salernitana 3-3Milan-Torino 2-2Parma-Milan 2-1Lazio-Milan 2-2Milan-Venezia 4-0Milan-Liverpool (UCL) 1-315 games in that list 2-6-6. That’s pretty much relegation form. Only wins against Venezia and Cagliari. 3 clean sheets.
weston and theo are based because they drink and smoke and they are fat and they don’t try but they are still good sometimes
>>144504476no, the brit is just taking the piss by copypasting comments from a milan forum
>>144504483they have conceded a lot of goals to shitters it looks like. I feel like everytime Milan score they concede shortly after
>>144504483Thats what happens when Ratão is your supposedly best player
Teun interview is up:https://streamable.com/6gajxu
Watch milan misteriously concede less goals with maignan out
>>144504483this classifies as a mini-banter era
>>144504515We need to watchparty this
>>144504522With a primavera lad in goal? No way, midfield+defense is a fucking colander
mo mi compro un cercapersone
This Milan squad needs to get rid of the last Italians and replace them with Americans/blacks/Chelsea rejects
>>144504522trvthnvke
Forgot to tirarne una, brb, Torriani cover for me for a min
>>144504565Based
ehem...FUCK EINDHOVENFUCK FEIJNOORDAND LASTLY BUT MOST IMPORTANTLYVFUCK AMSTERDAM YOU FUCKING SHIT EATING KIKES
This man's Valkenswaards
>>144504616These cities are quite beautiful to visit doe
>Inter v Milan is next
>>144504402>Tomori A literal WHO unwanted by chelsea and is fucking shit somehow turned into the best defender during that time >Theosome retard who got sacked by real madrid and is shit playing for france somehow is good in milan and got nominated for a ballon dor lel>leaonobody knew him or even cared >bennacer I don’t need to explain Point is most of the players are fucking dogshit but ended up being good under pioli that made bbilan fans delusional
>>144504557Everytime we have a big match in the Champions league i feel the hype throughout the day, i'm anxious but also happy because i feel it will be a great match, our players will remember they play for the 7x champions and remember the 2007 final vs liverpoolThen the game start, and i feel like a clown, always. When the commentator said that Liverpool are without a proper dm and failed to sign zubimendi then we proceeded to score a Goal..I started to think maybe we have a chance but then after liverpools shaky start the game settled and the dif between quality of players became evident...same shit I saw 3 seasons ago in ucl..didn't think I would still see it 3 years later. How many times do I have to see Liverpool leave the San Siro with smiles on their faces? if Liverpool tried they could put at least 5 goals. We've now played them 3 after getting back to UCL and got dogged every single time. This team doesn't have the mentality or tactical plan to be a club that seriously can go against clubs like Liverpool and expect to win. we used to go toe to toe with these guys now we are a joke to them. Liverpool was out there sleepwalking and still put 3 past us. Salah didnt even look like he cared. Van Dijk and Konate had 1 tackle between because we posed no threat. Our players were getting nutmegged in the middle of the pitch, losing every 50/50 battle and none of them were on the same page at all. I always have this irrational thoughts that we can win, we can do good in the Champions League and win it again but it's impossible. We will never sign world class players, the best of the best like we did back in the day and because of that we will be shit. At this point i don't know what to think. WE WON THE LEAGUE JUST 2 YEARS AGO AND NOW WE ARE NOTHINGWhy can't we have an owner who wants to spend lots of money for players and win the Champions League with AC Milan?
>>144504317>How many of the summer signings were him?literally none. He didn't do shit except bothering people to give his son a contract. He's a figurehead and his only job is to play the scapegoat. His words before the game are ridiculous.
>>144504616>SHIT EATINGWrong country, it's our eastern neighbours you're thinking of. Totally based and correct on all other counts though!
Gyokeres keeps fucking scoring, and most of his goals are even impressive to watch
>Leave Inter to me
>>144504641Trust the algorithm
>>144504644Mo football players, who have an average IQ of 63, unironically take their time to remember the history of the club they're playing for and the comprehensive list of trophies won by them because that will somehow make them perform betterEspecially foreign players who just came to italy and rightfully know basically nothing about shitalian soccerThe problem with milan players is not that they don't have muh epic grinta & garra or that they don't know about van basten (overrated fraud btw)'s milan, it's that they fucking suck. They can't string 3 passes together outside of their area. They especially suck at playing together, since fonseca is a gigameme
>>144504746Even I fear this bvll from the 11-metre spot
>Interviewer: How special was this night for you?>Teun: Special, because Champions League matches are always special to play. It's always nice. Of course, I already made my debut here a fortnight ago. But the feeling in this stadium is fantastic. And very warm, the reception. I was really looking forward to it again today. >Interviewer: You are playing against a lot of acquaintances, including one of your best friends, Guus Til.>Teun: That's my best friend indeed. We watched the draw together. That was very funny, because in terms of the pots we knew it could come out. It's special that it's the first game right away. What you say, there are of course other players you know from the Dutch national team. But of course you put that aside during the match. >Interviewer: You do meet on the field in such a match, in all kinds of ways. How does that happen in a match like that?>Teun: I have to say, I mainly had to play man-to-man against Jerdy (Schouten). From me, I don't really exchange a word then, very little. You just want to win. You are good friends off the pitch, you are even teammates off this pitch. Only one thing counts now, which is that black and white shirt. It's as simple as that. It's football. They think exactly the same, I think, or at least I hope so, because that's top-sport. I'm glad we came out on top.>Interviewer: Did you talk to Guus just now?>Teun: Yes, just briefly, but I will see him later match.>Interviewer: Is there any respect then? Because I think his hat is very different from yours right now.>Teun: Yes, of course. He's very grumpy, of course. So I understand that too. But they're in the hotel next door to my appartment. So I'm going to see him there as a friend then, I guess.Only one thing counts now, which is that black and white shirt. Gobbokino
https://x.com/ZEBIMEDIAA/status/1836161811164635425
All games are knockout. 2 Games, home and away. Away goals count. No group stages. There, I fixed UCL. Ranking is determined based on who comes first, second etc. in their domestic leagues.The draw is done the season before, as to which rank 1 team from X league meets which rank whatever team from another league.This way no one knows yet which club will face who it will depend on their domestic performance.There, I fixed the UCL.
>>144504869C'ammazziamo if this becomes real
>>144504869been saying this for ages. only difference is that i'd just generate the seeds based on an elo ranking which uefa keeps, as all leagues are not equal. it wouldn't be perfect but the benefits would greatly outweigh any of the bad points
>bbilan loses (like they always do)>people start questioning every possible thing in both the club and the competitions it is inIt really ain't that deep
>>144504835so far he never shot his blooters from out of the box, he went more for the angled deflection. beautiful and difficult shots, this one even more than that vs empolel. he has been unlucky.
NO HELP
>>144504869>less matches = less TV money>popular teams risking early elimination = less TV moneyYou didn't fix shit. Stop living in a utopia where CL money falls from the sky. The whole point of this format is that everyone gets more matches so UEFA gets more money, clubs get more money and players get more money.
https://x.com/disagiavolo/status/1836157690252529832Holy humiliation ritual
is toro really not gonna start
How come Reindeers looks amazing when you surround him with Dutch niggers but does nothing when you surround him with English and French and Portuguese niggers?
>>144507680plays to the floor of his teammates
>>144499999Wasted
>winImpresona>drawImpresa>loseEhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh but Dimarco injured/City unbeaten at home since 1964/the derby in a few days/Lautaro not in shape yet
kys grimtoli
Good morning /seriea/ I come bearing gifts, mommy Gio
>De rossi sacked It will be Allnegru, won’t it? Dybalasissies… I…
De Bvrinossi....
>>144510173>>144510207lmao that was way too fast
thank god they don’t have the money for allegri, and thank god again it will be sahrry (another 7th place incoming)
>>144510173mou died for this
And mo I listen to some CAFFE' VIOLA on Lady Radio
>>144510173
>>144510173Allegri is likely waiting for Bbilan, unless they magically win against Inter and Lecce I don't think the brown man is staying.It's likely it will be one between Pioli or Sarri.
>>144510270
>renew manager after short run without waiting the end of the season >3m/y>sack him after 4 matches, 3 away draws, one loss and basically only one match with the new signings because you found a director in JUNEIncredible management.
>>144509817>loseImpresissima since it would take an expert shitter like inzaghino to lose the match with such a gargantuan sqvadrone like his inter
>de rossi sackedwtf
I see the obsession kicks in early in the morning
I'm not even mad about DDR because muh club legend, it's actually better this way on that point.But this is the nth proof there's no planning whatsoever.
Do NOT open emrata's last post
big oof
>>144510356>>144510373NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
If I find a fucking gipsy or the nose driller on that bench...
>Pioli rejected Romawew. Now I need the gipsies (Juric, Tudor and terzic) to say no
>nose driller?
>>144510505Sarri and Low but mostly Sarri since I doubt the second is even alive anymore
>>144510173Bold choice but the correct choice indeed. Never should've made it this far as a coachAnyway let's see which meme they bring to hogsland
Totò Schill-ACK
f
Skill issue
>>144510559Mogged Roby Sbaggio
Arne Slot: “Federico Chiesa will be a big asset for us”.
>>144510373ugly bitch
>3,5m/y for 3 years and then sacked after 4 gamesthis is what happens when your club is run by a female. uterine decisions and incompetence. btw i wonder what kind of argument de rossi had with the milf
RIP Totò
And mo who the fuck is tontò skillacci
>>144510286Penzavo allekre
Lvttazzo gabboman-sickwolf (for De Bvrinossi)
Lvttazzo gabboman-sickwolf (an italiana lost in europa)
But the lion came back how waZ this poZZible?
>>144510724>>144510724>>144510724
