44 points edition
WAKE UP DUMB NEET SPASTICS WOGBALL'S OFF
>>144504014?
>>144504025certain tribe can blow your phone up any time they want to
>>144504322
>>144504322i know that, i just don't know what a hezzybee is
>>144504354hezbollah
lebanese anon here, luv me afloh hang on a minute lads by pager is going off, wonder wh
>>144504415oh okay, that makes more sense
Up and at 'em
how'd collingwood do in the playoffs
>>144504449
wonder how many /nrl/ customers are no longer with us?
>>144502216Good morning alf
paging dr faggot
>>144505191
>>144505632he's building his rocket.
>>144505418morning champ hope you have a ripper
>that winning finals feeling
>>144505824guess ill go fuck myself then
>>144505893chin up sunshine, need a cuddle?
Sincerely have to thank Ken and Ginnivan for supercharging my interest in finals footy, easily the most excited I've been in my adult life for prelims week and my team has been long gone for a while. Not even invested in a Port result either way, just want to watch the sport more closely than before.
I thought we weren't having the commonwealth games to save money? But we are still paying for it to be hosted elsewhere?Why not just host it then?
>>144506451thanks dan, very cool
>>144506451>>144506539And he made the woman in charge of the debacle premier as his final fuck you
Is alf brown related to alf /sp/ ?
We’re in it to win every year, fuck everyone else.
>>144506863Cats are going to be scary in 2026 with Petracca, Reid and Butters
>>144506956
sequel coming this year
Hey Faggots,My name is Cooper, and I hate every single one of you. All of you are fat, retarded, no-lifes who spend every second of their day looking at stupid ass pictures. You are everything bad in the world. Honestly, have any of you ever gotten any pussy? I mean, I guess it's fun making fun of people because of your own insecurities, but you all take to a whole new level. This is even worse than jerking off to pictures on facebook.Don't be a stranger. Just hit me with your best shot. I'm pretty much perfect. I was captain of my D grade cricket team, and starter on my C grade reserves footy team. What sports do you play, other than "jack off to naked drawn Japanese people"? I also get straight A's, and have a banging hot girlfriend (She just blew me; Shit was SO cash). You are all faggots who should just kill yourselves. Thanks for listening.Pic Related: It's me and my bitch
dosn
>Awarded Best TV Match Caller. at the Australian Football Media Association Awards
>>144507308tried playing this again recently but got bored after a couple dungeons. there's honestly too much sailing, even with the quick sail
this draft is so even it's crazy. first 10 picks are about the even.
>Jack Martinfor what purpose?
>>144507822>Freo after him>He'd rather stay in Victoria>Delisted Free Agentseems like a free swing to me
so fresh the hits of autumn 2003
>>144507376>not dwaynofucking rigged
>>144506615it's things like that that should be investigated, but not like any real consequences would occur
>>144507234>tfw there are zoomers here who weren't even born when this became a meme
>>144508125fuck i meant to upload the really fast webm of scoops
*beep*
>>144507822Geelong are retarded occasionally
>>144508162all these webms are funny as fuck. those cheeky yids.
>>144507669but stengle already plays for them
>>144508207kek that's what I thought
travelling somewherecould be anywhere
>>144508511based ginni
>>144508511based harls
Not a single likeable team left, new boss fucked up rigging Collingwood out of a finals spot
Why is 7 bringing Bruce back?
>>144508557because its what we we want.
>>144508557meth mostly
>>144508561you know he won't be calling, right?It's just a hosting role
>>144508557because channel 7 will be broadcasting all fucking day on grand final day and they need another competent host. need to make up for lack of rompigwins
>>144508591thats a shame. some Bruce is better than no Bruce.
nick haynes only needs to be a decent player to be the third best defender at carlton. should slot in nicely desu>>144507822to help carlton out
>>144508511with a car you can go anywhere
Fiending for third wank.
fiending for a 90 day nofap streak meza
>be on a nofap streak>get laid>wank to porn later that nightno idea why i do this but it has happened a few times
reckon that's because getting laid is relapsingthe first days are the most difficult
>>144508761kek dumb cunt
okay fine the first days are around 18 days to a monthhappy now mate
>>144508736>>144508761Yeah I get more sensitive to fucking up and not holding my load in and make excuses to ejaculate after gooning, usually after 2-3 times I start a new streak and then it's trying to limit gooning and the times i cant resist a goon I just do it mildly and fall to sleep hoping to dream about hot women but end up dreaming about pointless irrelevant garbage every time
just spent $590 on puzzles instead of buying afl membership. fuck waiting 20 years to get to a grand final. i'll die one day and be happy i played with puzzles instead of watching men kick a ball
what's for lunch lads?
>>144508842Are we talking jigsaw puzzles or what?
>>144508848yum. no lunch but I'm doing chicken in dukkah and lemon juice for dinner. on some red rice.
>>144508857yeh mate
>>144508848>>144508857it's an interesting discussion
>>144508848reminds me of st kilda colours
>>144508848reminds me of the dockies i just dropped
Sydney and Brisbane will win
>>144508895Would be nice
>>144508895no but Steven May
>>144508895People have been saying this.
Can't see either away teams not losing by large margins
@144508903@1445089152 meaningless posts
how much does an AFL coach earn per season?
>>144508865sounds lovely post piccies
>>144508946might do later.
>>144508924Many have been saying this.
>>144508924no but Steven May
it's uphttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zrjFXGIk1BM
>>144509004>not scoops casting couching an alw playerDISAPPOINTED
>>144509008>not scoops casting couching an alw player
>>144509193>tfw you get isekaid and become a couch
>>144502216https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kKzO9P3uTS8
>>144509223>3:20Alright I'll admit that was rigged but still
wha's a good source to find player contract length?
>>144509290Footywire does them, some may not be up to date though
why do you want to find out how far players foreskins retract
A Sydney Geelong OR Port Adelaide Brisbane Grand Final are the least likely outcomes. If Port overcome the fixed game on Friday night, then the AFL will allow Geelong to win, as they are far more capable of preventing another AQB flag. On the other hand, if Sydney win, then the AFL will try their hardest to get Brisbane over the line, as the AFL wants Sydney to win it this year, and avoid another 2022 repeat.This post was made by Dr. Reality Check. Will confirm with trip ON.
>>144509340confirmed
>>144509340Confirmed.*Read post to the tune of "you can't ban the Doctor...nobody can ban the Doctor..."*
reckon AHPRA already banned you champ
Also I lost my fantasy matchup. Drafting Pitts was an absolute BLUNDER.
common rc L
>>144509441Went 13/16 in picks though.
offtopicthere weren't 16 afl and aflw matches thi weekend champ
>port +50
>Always bet opposite of what dr retard says
>>144509477Didn't do too badly in AFLW either mate. 7 correct tips.
[+]
>gws +44
LATELY IM A DESPERATE BELIEVER
NO TRACEOF DOUBT IN MY MIND
>mfw waiting for offseason /afl/ when things get really good
>>144509432>>144509466>>144509490DAMN, YOU'RE SUCH A DUMB FUCK
>>144509589complaining about 4chan
>>144509653fuck i meant to upload picrel
>>144508848my asian girlfriend's pussy and arsehole
Love her
>miscegenation
got him upset again
gooks really live in the cbd and have no issues with it
doing a poo at the present time
based lloydy is tipping geelong
Imagine the shock if I watched this sport
>>144509822
>>144509822PLEASE
>>144509822i'm watching your mum's cunt sport
woke up to a bang and now i can't find my pager, anyone got any recs for a new one?
>>144509829>>144509832>>144509834It's a good sport>>144509848>being rude
>>144509854no but Steven May>>144509859sorry meant i'm watching your mum's sport cunt
>>144509862she likes the golf if anything:)
>>144509859PLEASE
>>144509866WATCH
>>144509862go back up your dads tubes you failed abortion
>>144509882Everything OK at home mate? There's a better way to address plebocrat posting than that.
>>144509854>>>/pol/482060525>>>/pol/482060675really makes you think
>>144509890
>>144509882Applied to TAFE yet mate?
heaps stoked for the footy this week ay
>dumb cunt on the news saying whatever the fuck about the cfmeu who don't actually represent the best interests of their workers>dumb cunt on the news saying that funding muh money for childcare is good when you can just end feminism and have mothers homeschool their kids instead like we did for thousands of years and built empires of the back of that
>>144509923I'm more interested in week 3 of the NFL personally.
>>144507234AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR GET THE FUCK AWAY FROM HER YOU FUCKING CREEP
>crash hotspots>liverpool>coffs harbour>chatswood>pennant hills>parramatta>tfw the stereotype is real>tfw the dumb fuck retards at 9 news call fucking coffs harbour a suburb of sydneyfucking retards
>>144506451>>144506615wild that he's still roaming freely in the community and no one's done a thing about it
>>144510004doing something about it would achieve nothinghe's a fucking WEF puppet retard
>>144509700pics?
>>144509998tweed is the most northern suburb of sydney
>>144510011haha yeah good post champion!
>>144509951terrible takes from you
AQBYOU AND MEIN VICTORYWHO DA BEST?AQBBETTER THAN DA REST!
>>144510003i've only heard of coffs and i know it's the beach so these are all white places?
>>144510042you poor nigger
any other middle class aussie battlers here hit hard by albos new tax on super balances above $3m? don't bother replying if you're rich. only other middle class folk
rc is very fat and stupid
>>144510047liverpool and chatswood are asianbeen a while since i've been in parra but when i was there it was asiandidn't go to pennant hills much but it's close to ewoo and epping and some other asian placescoffs harbour is so fucking far away from sydney thoughbeit
>>144510091anywhere in shitney that's not completely asian?
>>144510058fuck boomers
>>144510105eastern beaches and north shorekirribilli
>>144510109good goy keep blaming the scapegoatshttps://www.bitchute.com/video/CEvyEEghIA2b/
anyone here lived near a wind farm? pros and cons?anyone ever kicked a footy into a wind turbine? i'm guessing nothing would happen but they somehow kill birds
>>144510129>implying boomers aren't the most kiked out generationat least that's what Aker would say anyway
>>144510131pros: nonecons: wind farms leak oil like a motherfucker, drain more energy than they generate, and you have to trash the turbines every few years
>>144510136doubt, doubt, doubt desu
why are carlton even looking at dan houston? is he good enough to fit in their defence, especially as an old 27 year old?
>>144510139harry dressed up as his brother and stole detailed bombres game plans and meanings of their bench signs
>>144510144go (((greens))) btw
Qantas Frequent Flyers or whatever Virgins loyalty program is lids?I'm planning on becoming a big deal in business and a frequent flyer
was thinking about that gen-z boss and a mini shit and it occurred to me that women in the workplace do everything laid out in that old cia simple sabotage manual naturally
>>144510160depends where you want to go to make the most of your milesthey have alliances with other airlinesone's called oneworld, forgot what the other big one is called, and there's a third
>>144510161https://www.cia.gov/static/5c875f3ec660e092cf893f60b4a288df/SimpleSabotage.pdfway too many words so i don't know whether you're telling the truth
>unironically linking a langley glowdigger honeypot?
>>144510195That's going to be a long list
>>144510195go saints btw
>>144510200meant for>>144510198
>>144510202meant for >>144510202
>>144510195imagine being a dumbfuck working in construction. the typical carlton supporter is a toff
>>144510253never heard of him
might cop https://www.hipflat.co.th/en/ads/luh440241ce4nu741la4t87ult724hu4
>>144510253he won me over with his vaxx hesitancy
>>144510253>gaff>darling>barrass>warner not out of contract until next yeariggs are gonna struggle to meet the cap floor.
>>144510275could pay part of the darling and barrass contracts for more favorable trades
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G8yZ_L07rmcour girl is vegetarian. us vegetarians just keep winning bros
>>144510293roaches are already baulking at the asking price for tommy. their first on draft night will be around 15 (not enough) and they really don't want to give up f1 as well. it would have to be a substantial chuck of that contract to pay to bring them aroundor could just shop him around. i'm sure the wogs will still be interested
misso wont be home tonight she is going to the bullsI'm fully supportive of this
>>144510195If you don't think the blues are the premiership favourites you're not paying attention
oh is the chicago nba team in town?
>>144510345glad carlton said no to him
>>144510354they actively headhunted him so need to come to the party. >we have him on a very favourable contract so >we hold all the cards here. their 1st + F1 with something going back should be in the ballpark. otherwise yeah shop him about.
>>144510407what about this headhunter?https://is2.4chan.org/int/1726622279569924.webm
bruh
go lionsbrisbane lionswe'll kick the winning scoreyou'll hear a mighty roar
nah, tits are too big
fucked it all up again
>>144510459reckon you're a poof
mad that 17yo girls aspire to be 18yo onlyfans women. sad sad worldalso, does the mcg have solar panels? i'm a bit concerned about the AFLs green credentials
suqmydiq rulesFAG
when are they ripping the docklands roof off and putting a translucent one on instead?would like to watch roof open games there again without the shadows completely FUCKING with the viewing spectacle
>>144510477Natural light, don’t need to open it for the sunTranslucent domes are the new meta
>>144510475If I wanted to read polshit I'd go there
someone please put me out of my misery
>>144510477How the fuck would they build a translucent roof in the first place?
>>144510477when will they fit in 60000 more seats too?and some solar panels?
>>144510003I got rear ended in Chatswood by a white zoomette lol
wild that the princes park legends stand and docklands are only one year apart in age yet feel generations apartequally wild that docklands and the allianz arena are only 4 years apart in age and feel generations apart
>>144510477the idea is to cook people minds like in a green house
>>144510491i dont care get on your knees and gag on my cock like the bitch you are
>>144510544cry more
>>144510538just spending time in pozbourne is enough for that
>>144510568just spending time at essendon games is enough for that
Hilarious
>abbey chatfield doing a show in my city soonshould i go just for shits and giggles?
kingy up next
>>144510722what kind of show would she be putting on? im assuming it's not a sex show
kingy on
>cats epic story of le vfl misfits xdddd>best players are danger and cameron poached from other sideswhy do they shill shit like this
pies?https://youtube.com/shorts/xFh5wHdIYeA
>Robbo calling out Kingy for being biased against Christ Scottbased bald maggot
whoa kingy and robbo going at it
>>144510818its fagankingy has been at him all year
>>144510544Why do you want a man to "gag on [your] cock" anon?
will take any grown adult gagging on my cock right nownot a picky man me
>>144510857won't take midgets?
>>144510861nah they're too much like children. even with tattoos, bolt ons and piercingsnot a nonce either me
thinking about joining a protest this week. i don't care what it's about, i just need to be out there playing my part as a russian stooge.what protests are planned in melbourne this week? preferably those that aren't during this weekend's vfl games
i'm only interested in movie girls if they get naked in the film
steak or salmon alf? both dressed with a lemon, herb butter.
>>144510906>eating meat
>>144510906forgot pic
>>144510912beef please mate
>>144510912blueplate lad I just ate my food
>>144510509almost everyone there is clearly asian thoughbeit if you actually go anywhere in the suburb or just look out of your car
is max king related to david king?
no but im wan king
>>144510938no but steven king
>>144510944is steven king related to stephen king?
phteven king
>>144510912Just give me the broccoli from both and scrap the rest
>>144510984>eating green
>>144510912so good
>>144510842fuck up and suck my cock you pathetic reporting weasel
>>144511001saw it weeks ago mate. seen it a few times since. thanks thoughhttps://www.google.com.au/maps?sca_esv=e9ea40622f6d2cac&sca_upv=1&output=search&q=arun%27s+roof+london&source=lnms&fbs=AEQNm0Aa4sjWe7Rqy32pFwRj0UkWd8nbOJfsBGGB5IQQO6L3J3ppPdoHI1O-XvbXbpNjYYwWUVH6qTfR1Lpek5F-7GS5G77zCDGUiyO9thp-XYOUMVsJpRhbFcWy4IU4pxS9E7JnXPbjQI5tRXuwgeJ4fWA4iqrMlyHXXkVXs3yGcEmMx9GjpWIRXIYx_VuOLDn0QtiTNb4BK3R1rACK6tiORqWMFWFWKg&entry=mc&ved=1t:200715&ictx=111
>source=lnms&fbs=AEQNm0Aa4sjWe7Rqy32pFwRj0UkWd8nbOJfsBGGB5IQQO6L3J3ppPdoHI1O-XvbXbpNjYYwWUVH6qTfR1Lpek5F-7GS5G77zCDGUiyO9thp-XYOUMVsJpRhbFcWy4IU4pxS9E7JnXPbjQI5tRXuwgeJ4fWA4iqrMlyHXXkVXs3yGcEmMx9GjpWIRXIYx_VuOLDn0QtiTNb4BK3R1rACK6tiORqWMFWFWKg&entry=mc&ved=1t:200715&ictx=111
stop noticing things okay
Real plebocrat hours.
>>144511112trip on pine gap glowdigger
i need big cocks in my mouth and ass
big thick long cocks balls deep in my throat and asshole
real collingwood hours.
wtf this isn't grindr? where are my cocks?
im a sexy slutty girl
>>144511161yeah but are you legal
how retarded must a bloke be to actually care about the results of football matches in 2024
>>144511166it's an interesting discussion
Return to state league football Return to innocence
>>144511149>>144511155focus on preparing for friday night chad
im horny and in heat again
return to crownreturn to innocence
>>144511179meant return a not guilty plea
Did you blokes see chad warner on the couch the other night?He seems like a retarded faggot
>seems like
Damien Hardwick is overrated by simply being lucky enough to coach prime Dusty. He coached 4 prelims and won three. The loss was in 2018 when Richmond were clearly the best team in the comp but Dusty had a bad finals series. No Dusty = no Richmond flags. Any coach with a top 8 team would win the flag with prime Dusty performing well in September. Chris Scott on the other hand has made his 9th prelim, already winning three, each with very different teams. He then won two out of three grannies. This is more impressive than coaches who have only had success with one prime list.
There are no gay AFL players. In fact there has never been a gay AFL player, not a single one ever.
yep darcy dee has us all fooled
Darcy Moore has a girlfriend
>AFL Integrity warns Essendon over Nick Hind and Jake Stringer’s associatesStringer apparently involved with the muslim underworld.
>>144511201very truethere needs to be an out player for there to be a gay footy playeruntil then they are oppressed and your gay kids are under threat from not having le hecking role models to look up toplease watch our doco
There are no gay /alf/ posters. In fact there has never been a gay /alf/ poster, not a single one ever.
I’m gay
Who's Alf?
>>144511143Real ban evading hours https://archive.4plebs.org/sp/thread/144439792/#144477663
Don't ever eat, even when you're hungry.
>eating eat
thoughts on the footy?
>>144511295we just love the footy
>>144511295Huh?
>>144511295it's good
>>144511295it's an interesting discussion
>>144511307way to go ernie!
>>144511307vegetarin chicken?
You HAVE put the house on cripps right alf??
>>144511327Have these ever been close to being right?
>cant even predict what obvious free kick an umpire will chose to pay/not pay>think you can predict which players they will give votes to
It’s all rigged mate
>>144511333Predictions for last year weren't too far off except neale winning
>brownlow predictors
>>144511346Absolutely. They're going to rig it for Gulden.
>Scott Pendlebury is joining the 7NEWS sports team for the remainder of the AFL finals series>In a huge coup for footy fans, Pendlebury will be providing opinions and analysis for 7NEWS and will also be part of Seven’s grand final coverage.>Pendlebury will appear on Thursday nights to provide his insights for the preliminary finals and the grand finals.
oh yeah? a coup? name every overthrown head of state for the last 100 years
>>144511430donald trump
>>144511432The gaslit idiot.
>>144511430joe biden
>>144511430gough whitlam
5 original tenders $12>dry tough day old thin bits of chickenWhen did life get this bad?
>>144511505>dry tough day old thin bits of chicken9 times out of 10 the tenders are like that, but the 1 time out of 10 that they're not, they're by far the best thing on the KFC menu
based heart disease enthusiasts
>>144511548Plebocratic post but was necessary for me to determine which goyslop meal it was.>>144511505When you started eating KFC.
>>1445115051945we lost
>>144511505should have cooked a steak
>>144511590unironically this but eaten a normal nonsoyfed nonvaxxed open range raw steak
>>144511595what did you eat for dinner today?
>>144511584We? Who are you? A Natsoc? A devout follower of Amaterasu? A delusional Italian who thinks they can re-establish the Roman Empire?
>>144511603meth mostly>>144511611no but Steven May
Imagine micktranny in some nice sexy black lingerie, stockings and high heels with her hair all done up and her face dolled up in makeup
>>144511628it's an interesting discussion
>>144511327how can some claim bont to be the best there has ever been yet he's 8th in the rank?
>>144511689ben cousins still at his best
>>144511689Ohhhhhhhhh I see
school day tomorrow sonny jim, go get a good 8 hours tonight champ.
i've fallen in love with a norwegian transgender camgirl again
do you blokes believe in god?
pls tell he's called norwegian wood
>>144511870yes mate
>>144511870what god?
>>144511870>>144511882Odin, Tyr, Thor, Freyr, Freyja and the other ethno-European gods mostly
btw daily reminder wicca isn't paganism and Crowley was an intel asset
>>144511870not since he sued the afl
>>144511903>Crowley was an intel assetgood tagger though
>>144511870yeah, but not in the anthropomorphised sense where we are somehow capable of understanding the concept
Religion is for fucking retards kek
just thinking about footy again ladswhich bookies are good for footy betting?
>>144512020Just use sportsbet, me
reddit is for fucking retards kek
>>144511689might've been me cant remember
>>144511704so grim unironically feel sorry for this bloke
>autosagedlol
are we auto saggied?
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